24/25 Season Review

The RBS Diamond Invitational / Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

Chip Usage

Chip	Best	Delta	Worst	Delta
TC	Jonah Varney with M.Salah in GW24	+29pts	Nye Johnson with De Bruyne in GW36	+3pts
WC1	Sam Collins in GW8	+72% OR	Sam Romeu in GW6	-368% OR
WC2	Jonah Varney in GW31	+77% OR	Thomas Allan in GW30	+18% OR
FH	Dan Jones with 103pts in GW34	+43% OR	Thomas Allan with 66pts in GW29	+19% OR
BB	Sam Collins in GW33	+24pts	Thomas Allan in GW38	+6pts
AM	Owain Davies in GW24-26	+56pts	Sam Collins in GW27-29	+13pts

League Graph

Season Awards

👑 King

Best Score

2588 pts, 14k OR

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

🐓 Cock

Worst Score

2293 pts, 1.6M OR

Rodondendrons
Ed Lees

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Total Transfer Gain

+244 pts

Wengaboys
Nye Johnson

🤡 Clown

Worst Total Transfer Gain

84 pts

Bayer Neverlusen
Max Winokan

🔨 Kneejerker

Most Transfers

41 transfers, 7 hits

Bayer Neverlusen
Max Winokan

🥶 Iceman

Least Transfers

33 transfers, 3 hits

Ø My Gaard!
Matthew Quigley

🛢 Oligarch

Highest Team Value

£106.0

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

🏚 Peasant

Lowest Team Value

£101.5

Wengaboys
Nye Johnson

💡 Glow-Up

Best improvement since Christmas

208k→14k = +93.1%

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

👨‍🦳 Has-Been

Worst improvement since Christmas

2.0M→1.4M = +30.8%

Bayer Neverlusen
Max Winokan

#	Team Name	Manager	Score	(GW38)	Rank	Team Value	Trans.
1	The H-Team 🏆❌	Horatio Turner 👑	2,588	60	14k	£106.0	33 4 Hs
2	Cold Farmer	Jonah Varney	2,515	65	93k	£105.3	37 4 Hs
3	Hakuna Mateta	Dan Jones	2,479	54	184k	£103.3	36 5 Hs
4	Ø My Gaard!	Matthew Quigley	2,426	38	411k	£103.2	33 3 Hs
5	MurderonZidanceFloor	Sam Collins	2,402	52	558k	£105.3	35 3 Hs
6	Eat More Chips	Owain Davies	2,392	52	628k	£103.1	36 5 Hs
7	Wengaboys	Nye Johnson 🔮	2,375	48	756k	£101.5	35 5 Hs
8	Mainoo team name	Ben Pelling	2,348	FH 72	993k	£102.5	36 3 Hs
9	SchärWars A New Pope	Thomas Allan	2,325	BB 65	1.2M	£102.8	37 7 Hs
10	Bayer Neverlusen	Max Winokan 🤡	2,309	47	1.4M	£102.4	41 7 Hs
11	Rodondendrons 🏆✅	Ed Lees 🐓	2,293	62	1.6M	£102.8	38 6 Hs
🥚	Antoine Rizzman	Sam Romeu	1,734	29	8.2M	£98.1	3

Chip	Best	Delta	Worst	Delta
TC	Will Harrington-Clark with M.Salah in GW24	+29pts	Jacob Clipsham with N.Jackson in GW10	+1pts
WC1	Matthew French in GW3	+98% OR	Sam Romeu 💎 in GW6	-368% OR
WC2	Jonah Varney 💎 in GW31	+77% OR	Iain L in GW31	-178% OR
FH	Dan Jones 💎 with 103pts in GW34	+43% OR	Adam Fenton with 20pts in GW8	-10% OR
BB	Ben Shaw in GW38	+34pts	Kieran Blakemore in GW35	+2pts
AM	Owain Davies 💎in GW24-26	+56pts	James Cushen in GW38	+0pts

#	Team Name	Manager	Score	(GW38)	Rank	Team Value	Trans.
1	The H-Team	Horatio Turner 💎 👑	2,588	60	14k	£106.0	33 4 Hs
2	Cold Farmer	Jonah Varney 💎	2,515	65	93k	£105.3	37 4 Hs
3	Maradoner Kebab	Thomas Ladbury	2,514	61	95k	£103.8	36 4 Hs
4	French’s Fruitshoots	Matthew French	2,509	67	107k	£106.6	46 14 Hs
5	Rise, Lord Veiga	G Waller	2,483	37	171k	£104.2	35 3 Hs
6	Hakuna Mateta	Dan Jones 💎	2,479	54	184k	£103.3	36 5 Hs
7	meow felix	Iain L	2,441	41	334k	£105.2	37 3 Hs
8	Ø My Gaard!	Matthew Quigley 💎	2,426	38	411k	£103.2	33 3 Hs
9	Morning Ms Jackson	Ben Shaw	2,416	BB 81	467k	£104.1	34
10	Gilmour girls 🏆✅	Rebecca Underdown	2,410	BB 71	504k	£102.1	33 1 Hs
11	MurderonZidanceFloor	Sam Collins 💎	2,402	52	558k	£105.3	35 3 Hs
12	Of No Konsaquence	Will Harrington-Clark	2,396	69	598k	£104.9	34 3 Hs
13	Eat More Chips	Owain Davies 💎	2,392	52	628k	£103.1	36 5 Hs
14	Shoroddieroddie FC	Jacob Roddie	2,389	63	651k	£104.6	39 8 Hs
15	I'm Yelling Timber	Nathan Duke	2,377	44	738k	£105.3	31
16	Wengaboys	Nye Johnson 💎 🔮	2,375	48	756k	£101.5	35 5 Hs
17	Back of the neto	James Cushen	2,372	AM 48	779k	£102.6	33 3 Hs
18	Victor Moses Lawn	James Ball	2,372	50	782k	£103.8	38 6 Hs
19	Haven't Jota Clue	Luke Scamp	2,366	44	830k	£102.3	33 1 Hs
20	Handsome Nick's Guys	Nick Sweeting	2,362	43	868k	£105.6	37 7 Hs
21	ZirkzeeAndIKnowIt	Patrick Fitzgerald	2,361	BB 56	874k	£103.1	34 2 Hs
22	sda	Maciek Kalka	2,358	FH 56	901k	£101.6	35 2 Hs
23	Massive Goal FC	Joe Pashley	2,352	BB 67	956k	£102.8	34 4 Hs
24	Mainoo team name	Ben Pelling 💎	2,348	FH 72	993k	£102.5	36 3 Hs
25	Major League Saka	Joel Currie	2,348	62	995k	£102.5	38 5 Hs
26	Dani Calafiornia	Alex Bamford	2,343	49	1.0M	£102.4	25
27	Snoop Udogie Dogg	Stephen Fragias	2,340	41	1.1M	£102.7	36 4 Hs
28	Fidler utd	Jack Fidler	2,339	39	1.1M	£103.3	37 5 Hs
29	Very clever pun fc	Ludo Mccormick	2,337	BB 46	1.1M	£102.2	38 6 Hs
30	Mikel ArTanya	Tanya Fozzard	2,330	89	1.2M	£104.0	33
31	SchärWars A New Pope	Thomas Allan 💎	2,325	BB 65	1.2M	£102.8	37 7 Hs
32	The Steam Raúlers	Michael Spencer	2,321	BB 59	1.3M	£100.4	31 1 Hs
33	Loaded Garnachos	Josh Wilkin	2,320	FH 44	1.3M	£100.9	37 5 Hs
34	Bayer Neverlusen	Max Winokan 💎	2,309	47	1.4M	£102.4	41 7 Hs
35	Change Name	Nikhil Thapar	2,303	47	1.5M	£103.1	43 11 Hs
36	Slotty Doesn't Know	Liam Spurgeon	2,298	36	1.5M	£99.1	35 3 Hs
37	Drop it like itSlot	Jamie Boswell	2,298	56	1.5M	£103.7	45 12 Hs
38	Turkish Deligt	Rob Sutton	2,297	50	1.5M	£101.3	41 8 Hs
39	Rodondendrons	Ed Lees 💎	2,293	62	1.6M	£102.8	38 6 Hs
40	Klopp till you drop	Adam French	2,290	AM 54	1.6M	£101.1	40 7 Hs
41	I really sak at this	Jay Robinson	2,283	68	1.7M	£100.9	32 3 Hs
42	Rice Rice Baby	Matthew Wiggins	2,283	BB 59	1.7M	£102.6	35 3 Hs
43	Alisson Wonderland	Ronald Cvek	2,277	55	1.8M	£103.6	31 1 Hs
44	How de Ligtful	Paul Lukins	2,277	34	1.8M	£101.0	39 5 Hs
45	21 is coming	Joseph Miller	2,276	48	1.8M	£100.9	21 2 Hs
46	Palmer Violets	Jack K Hodgkins	2,271	48	1.9M	£102.7	29 3 Hs
47	Sloan Rangers	Jordan Sloan	2,269	38	1.9M	£102.4	31 1 Hs
48	Gizzers FC	Jacob Gisby	2,263	46	2.0M	£102.1	33 2 Hs
49	Georginino Signings	Reece Smith	2,260	BB 52	2.0M	£104.5	37 5 Hs
50	Dyching with Death	William Pinnington	2,255	BB 81	2.1M	£102.8	41 10 Hs
51	Livin’ La Vida Lope 🏆❌	Ethan Barker	2,252	41	2.1M	£104.2	38 7 Hs
52	Paddy Power	Patrick Jinks	2,250	AM 50	2.1M	£102.2	29
53	Various Artists	Jeremy Webb	2,247	53	2.2M	£105.0	42 15 Hs
54	Real Muad’Dib	Oscar Murphy	2,232	59	2.4M	£104.3	48 18 Hs
55	ElRattas	Archie Ainsworth	2,224	52	2.5M	£101.6	24 1 Hs
56	Titus Shambles	James White	2,221	60	2.5M	£101.6	32 1 Hs
57	Bayern Bru	Daniel Cornwall	2,217	31	2.6M	£102.1	28
58	Gueye for Ronan	Ryan Mugnier	2,211	37	2.7M	£102.0	26 1 Hs
59	360 No Pope	Joe Orr	2,210	58	2.7M	£103.0	40 8 Hs
60	The Konate Kid	Harvey Skelton	2,209	49	2.7M	£101.5	41 12 Hs
61	wizard	Max Allars	2,208	51	2.7M	£101.3	28
62	Change Name	Billy Matthews	2,206	40	2.8M	£102.5	33 7 Hs
63	Where’s my pitch at?	Simon Owen	2,206	42	2.8M	£101.4	52 20 Hs
64	Walterball	Aidan Fleming	2,204	65	2.8M	£103.7	17
65	Palmer your hands	Sarah Frame	2,204	FH 83	2.8M	£100.7	29 1 Hs
66	Street Corner Slot’s	Adam Fenton	2,203	BB 60	2.8M	£102.1	39 8 Hs
67	Sali Baba 40	Cédric Vallée	2,200	BB 45	2.9M	£98.5	34 3 Hs
68	⚡️Electric Mullets	Euan Hodgson	2,199	36	2.9M	£100.8	31 11 Hs
69	GarNachos & SalahSa	Sam Watkins	2,187	49	3.0M	£101.7	28 1 Hs
70	Rapper’s De Ligt	Faysal Miah	2,181	FH 42	3.1M	£102.8	34 3 Hs
71	Neville wears Prada	Taylor Cousins	2,180	49	3.1M	£100.6	28 3 Hs
72	Kabomination	Kajan Kugananthajothy	2,178	52	3.2M	£103.1	20 3 Hs
73	Andy's Annihilators	Andy Bewick	2,172	FH 40	3.3M	£104.2	50 17 Hs
74	Forever Last!	Mr Mcfarlane	2,149	57	3.6M	£100.5	7
75	dan	Daniel Jarred	2,148	73	3.6M	£101.8	22 2 Hs
76	Shelts FC	Sam Shelton	2,144	39	3.7M	£101.6	15
77	Saughall XI	Curtis French	2,143	AM 64	3.7M	£99.7	44 9 Hs
78	Livin’ Saliba Loca	Helen Bamford	2,139	38	3.7M	£101.3	28 1 Hs
79	Evsy's Enthrallers	Harry Everett	2,108	69	4.2M	£98.7	29
80	Toe Punt United	Tim Roberts	2,107	43	4.2M	£100.3	37 7 Hs
81	enter shaqiri	James Leaper	2,106	46	4.2M	£99.2	27 2 Hs
82	Bowen Arrow	Jacob Slater	2,099	BB 67	4.3M	£100.8	29
83	FC Nathelona	Nathan Munday	2,091	55	4.4M	£102.1	30 5 Hs
84	Haven't Jota Clue	Thomas Sutton	2,078	61	4.6M	£101.7	23
85	ChewBakSaka	Ashley Long	2,076	48	4.6M	£100.8	23 4 Hs
86	DomsSoLanky	Jordan Hookins	2,076	57	4.6M	£105.5	94 71 Hs
87	Cheese FC	Edward Capper	2,073	48	4.6M	£100.3	8 2 Hs
88	Old Havertz Kai Hard	Toby Haworth	2,038	BB 77	5.1M	£99.5	27
89	How Dalot can you go	Holly Bradburn	2,025	42	5.2M	£99.4	20
90	Kobbie BQ McSauce	Matthew Phillips	2,006	48	5.4M	£100.9	29 3 Hs
91	Old Havertz Kai Hard	Owen Wilmot	1,988	39	5.6M	£99.9	28 3 Hs
92	Face Palmer	Katherine Siggs	1,963	47	5.9M	£98.8	15
93	Caravan Lickers	Jacob Clipsham	1,957	67	6.0M	£98.6	51 19 Hs
94	Hakuna Mateta	Dominika Skowronska	1,953	58	6.0M	£100.8	6
95	Where’s leeds?	Jonathan Pollard	1,951	50	6.0M	£100.4	9 1 Hs
96	Minteh Fresh	Tom Newman	1,939	35	6.1M	£98.8	19
97	Palmer Violets	James Carr	1,920	BB 40	6.3M	£98.0	21
98	BrexitFC	Kieran Blakemore	1,886	46	6.7M	£100.7	35 3 Hs
99	MacAwoniyi Cheese	Marcus Perry	1,834	37	7.2M	£100.8	1
100	Kilman Switch	Ben Atkinson	1,831	30	7.2M	£96.9	22
101	On ya ‘Ed-erson	Jade Bacon	1,824	64	7.3M	£98.9	13
102	Captain Cucurella	Jamie Gibbons	1,797	34	7.5M	£97.0	11 2 Hs
103	McKennaBall	Kieran Sabine	1,792	26	7.6M	£98.7	21
104	Antoine Rizzman	Sam Romeu 💎	1,734	29	8.2M	£98.1	3
105	bevoFC	Ben Evans	1,724	40	8.2M	£97.3	0
106	Change Name	Ryan Boagey	1,709	57	8.4M	£100.7	7
107	Tilbs unathletic	Josh Tilbury 🐓 🤡	1,680	33	8.7M	£97.6	3
108	ALAW MOT 696969	Aldo Ventresca	1,614	39	9.2M	£98.4	6 1 Hs
109	Fox FC	Charlie Fox	1,526	35	9.7M	£99.1	7 2 Hs
🥚	Cal. Raisin Adv. Bd.	Richard Holland	1,497	23	9.9M	£97.3	8 1 Hs

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24/25 Season Review

The RBS Diamond Invitational / Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

Chip Usage

League Graph

Season Awards

👑 King

Best Score

2588 pts, 14k OR

🐓 Cock

Worst Score

2293 pts, 1.6M OR

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Total Transfer Gain

+244 pts

🤡 Clown

Worst Total Transfer Gain

84 pts

🔨 Kneejerker

Most Transfers

41 transfers, 7 hits

🥶 Iceman

Least Transfers

33 transfers, 3 hits

🛢 Oligarch

Highest Team Value

£106.0

🏚 Peasant

Lowest Team Value

£101.5

💡 Glow-Up

Best improvement since Christmas

208k→14k = +93.1%

👨‍🦳 Has-Been

Worst improvement since Christmas

2.0M→1.4M = +30.8%

Chip Usage

League Graph

Season Awards

👑 King

Best Score

2588 pts, 14k OR

🐓 Cock

Worst Score

1680 pts, 8.7M OR

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Total Transfer Gain

+244 pts

🤡 Clown

Worst Total Transfer Gain

-6 pts

🔨 Kneejerker

Most Transfers

52 transfers, 20 hits

🥶 Iceman

Least Transfers

3 transfers, 0 hits

🛢 Oligarch

Highest Team Value

£106.6

🏚 Peasant

Lowest Team Value

£97.6

💡 Glow-Up

Best improvement since Christmas

208k→14k = +93.1%

👨‍🦳 Has-Been

Worst improvement since Christmas

220k→901k = -309.1%