25/26 Season Review

The RBS Diamond Invitational / Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

Chip Usage

Chip	Best	Delta	Worst	Delta
TC	Matthew Quigley with Haaland in GW6	+16pts	Dan Jones with Haaland in GW13	+2pts
TC	Matthew Quigley with Haaland in GW36	+11pts	Ben Pelling with Gabriel in GW26	+7pts
WC1	Jonah Varney in GW4	+91% OR	Owain Davies in GW7	-6% OR
WC2	Owain Davies in GW32	+65% OR	Jonah Varney in GW32	-28% OR
FH1	Jonah Varney with 79pts in GW13	+83% OR	Dan Jones with 37pts in GW19	-11% OR
FH2	Horatio Turner with 75pts in GW34	+51% OR	Matthew Quigley with 53pts in GW34	-0% OR
BB1	Owain Davies in GW18	+24pts	Ed Lees in GW16	+4pts
BB2	Matthew Quigley in GW33	+32pts	Ben Pelling in GW36	+9pts

League Graph

Season Awards

👑 King

Best Score

2430 pts, 2411 OR

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

🐓 Cock

Worst Score

2177 pts, 1.2M OR

ABCDE FC
Ben Pelling

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Total Transfer Gain

+225 pts

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

🤡 Clown

Worst Total Transfer Gain

86 pts

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

🥶 Iceman

Least Transfers

35 transfers, 0 hits

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

🛢 Oligarch

Highest Team Value

£105.0

Back of the Neto
Jonah Varney

🏚 Peasant

Lowest Team Value

£99.7

It was me, Diouf!
Matthew Quigley

💡 Glow-Up

Best improvement since Christmas

1.0M→207k = +79.3%

Eat More Chips
Owain Davies

👨‍🦳 Has-Been

Worst improvement since Christmas

729k→462k = +36.6%

It was me, Diouf!
Matthew Quigley

#	Team Name	Manager	Score	(GW38)	Rank	Team Value	Trans.
1	The H-Team	Horatio Turner 👑 🔮	2,430	68	2411	£104.0	35
2	Back of the Neto	Jonah Varney	2,386	62	15k	£105.0	36
3	Hakuna Mateta 🏆✅	Dan Jones	2,332	56	87k	£101.7	36 2 Hs
4	Eat More Chips 🏆❌	Owain Davies	2,294	52	207k	£103.0	37 1 Hs
5	CigSmokers33	Ed Lees 🤡	2,264	51	364k	£102.9	39 4 Hs
6	It was me, Diouf!	Matthew Quigley	2,249	45	462k	£99.7	38 3 Hs
7	ABCDE FC	Ben Pelling 🐓	2,177	50	1.2M	£102.1	39 4 Hs
8	Chupa Matetas	Sam Romeu	1,884	29	6.2M	£98.9	10 2 Hs
9	360NoPope	Sam Collins	1,687	58	9.3M	£97.3	0
🥚	Wengaboys	Nye Johnson	1,548	38	10.8M	£98.7	3

Chip	Best	Delta	Worst	Delta
TC	Matthew Wiggins with Haaland in GW17	+16pts	Nathan Munday with Woltemade in GW10	+1pts
TC	Josh Tilbury with B.Fernandes in GW38	+14pts	Ben Atkinson with Haaland in GW23	+1pts
WC1	Patrick Fitzgerald in GW5	+99% OR	Ben Atkinson in GW10	-591% OR
WC2	Paul Lukins in GW27	+75% OR	Joe Pashley in GW20	-129% OR
FH1	Thomas Ladbury with 79pts in GW13	+91% OR	Luke Cornwall with 27pts in GW19	-8% OR
FH2	Nikhil Thapar with 81pts in GW34	+26% OR	Ludo Mccormick with 44pts in GW26	-12% OR
BB1	Patrick Fitzgerald in GW8	+31pts	James Cushen in GW38	+0pts
BB2	Matthew Quigley 💎in GW33	+32pts	Ashley Long in GW38	+0pts

#	Team Name	Manager	Score	(GW38)	Rank	Team Value	Trans.
1	The H-Team	Horatio Turner 💎 👑	2,430	68	2411	£104.0	35
2	Wirtzgebeurt 🏆✅	Max Winokan	2,426	BB 70	2923	£103.7	33
3	Ivan Cruzcampo	Thomas Ladbury	2,409	55	6339	£103.1	35
4	Back of the Neto	Jonah Varney 💎	2,386	62	15k	£105.0	36
5	KinderMbeumo	Patrick Fitzgerald	2,384	BB 60	17k	£105.1	41 6 Hs
6	Jose Maureen ya know	Simon Owen	2,380	66	20k	£104.5	38 5 Hs
7	Shoroddieroddie FC	Jacob Roddie	2,371	56	27k	£102.9	36 2 Hs
8	Lego Botman	Oscar Murphy	2,338	59	75k	£104.3	38 6 Hs
9	Tungtungtung Saluhr	G Waller	2,337	56	76k	£105.0	32 2 Hs
10	Hakuna Mateta	Dan Jones 💎	2,332	56	87k	£101.7	36 2 Hs
11	Eat More Chips	Owain Davies 💎	2,294	52	207k	£103.0	37 1 Hs
12	Ass Kickers Utd III	David French	2,294	39	210k	£104.9	45 9 Hs
13	chumpians	Iain L	2,282	48	262k	£103.3	36
14	Un-Baleba-ble	Faysal Miah	2,266	90	350k	£101.7	36 2 Hs
15	Blink 1-Eto'o	Paul Lukins	2,264	63	360k	£102.2	33
16	CigSmokers33	Ed Lees 💎	2,264	51	364k	£102.9	39 4 Hs
17	dan	Daniel Jarred	2,260	BB 87	384k	£105.3	27 1 Hs
18	It was me, Diouf!	Matthew Quigley 💎	2,249	45	462k	£99.7	38 3 Hs
19	Wirtz in Progress	Alex Pawsey	2,243	BB 73	502k	£104.4	30 2 Hs
20	Gyök Tuah	Oscar Readwin	2,243	50	506k	£101.6	39 3 Hs
21	You Shall Not Pass	Thomas Allan	2,232	41	593k	£103.0	39 2 Hs
22	KingEthanResurgence	Ethan Barker	2,224	55	663k	£104.7	40 4 Hs
23	Mikel ArTanya	Tanya Fozzard	2,222	BB 70	678k	£103.9	35
24	Gueye for Gana	Ryan Mugnier	2,215	47	741k	£102.1	27
25	Alfa Romero 🏆❌	Rob Sutton	2,203	53	862k	£101.9	34
26	Fidler utd	Jack Fidler	2,199	50	906k	£102.2	35 1 Hs
27	Estève the Best	William Pinnington	2,196	BB 44	937k	£103.2	35 1 Hs
28	Livin Saliba Loca	Joel Currie	2,182	17	1.1M	£101.3	39 6 Hs
29	ABCDE FC	Ben Pelling 💎	2,177	50	1.2M	£102.1	39 4 Hs
30	Andy's Annihilators	Andy Bewick	2,165	43	1.3M	£105.6	46 10 Hs
31	Could be Wirtz	Harvey Skelton	2,159	49	1.4M	£99.9	32 4 Hs
32	Wirtz comes to Wirtz	Adam Fenton	2,154	30	1.5M	£102.4	40 5 Hs
33	Wakey Madueke	Nathan Duke	2,153	61	1.5M	£102.8	36
34	French's Fruitshoots	Matthew French	2,152	44	1.5M	£105.8	58 23 Hs
35	Jack Wick	Kieran Blakemore	2,146	64	1.6M	£101.9	37 2 Hs
36	Palmer Sutra	Sarah Frame 🔮	2,139	47	1.7M	£99.0	37 3 Hs
37	Sloan Rangers	Jordan Sloan	2,135	BB 45	1.7M	£102.7	37 1 Hs
38	Dynamo Chicken Kiev	Toby Haworth	2,134	34	1.7M	£101.8	20 1 Hs
39	Slotty Too Hotty	Jamie Boswell	2,133	59	1.8M	£104.6	37 5 Hs
40	Areola Grande	Ben Atkinson	2,132	15	1.8M	£101.8	35 1 Hs
41	Ha-Cunha Mateta	Patrick Jinks	2,131	48	1.8M	£101.5	33
42	Pickled Cirkin FC	Helen Bamford	2,114	55	2.0M	£102.4	33 5 Hs
43	Can't Get Any Wirtz	Joe Orr	2,111	57	2.1M	£101.0	34 2 Hs
44	Saliba la Vida Loca	Matthew Wiggins	2,111	BB 44	2.1M	£102.8	37 1 Hs
45	Diogo's on Fire	Ashley Long	2,109	BB 42	2.1M	£101.1	36 2 Hs
46	FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC	Joe Pashley	2,107	32	2.2M	£102.9	30 3 Hs
47	Stach My Ants On	Reece Smith	2,101	25	2.3M	£101.5	38 3 Hs
48	Wirtz Case Scenario	Nikhil Thapar	2,100	58	2.3M	£104.6	48 17 Hs
49	Beef Cherki	Stephen Fragias	2,094	35	2.4M	£102.7	26
50	SaughallXI	Curtis French	2,091	48	2.4M	£97.9	33 1 Hs
51	Gizzers FC	Jacob Gisby	2,087	56	2.5M	£99.2	37
52	Cunha Hear Me A.F.C	Adam Shorthose	2,072	52	2.7M	£103.3	27 1 Hs
53	Pistol Wallace	Nick Sweeting	2,070	58	2.8M	£103.6	43 6 Hs
54	isak at this	Ludo Mccormick	2,066	49	2.8M	£101.9	35
55	Victor Moses' Lawn	James Ball 🤡	2,065	29	2.9M	£105.3	46 10 Hs
56	Old Havertz Kai Hard	Owen Wilmot	2,062	52	2.9M	£103.2	29 1 Hs
57	Flo, Mo & Bros	Luke Scamp	2,058	55	3.0M	£98.7	33 2 Hs
58	McKennaBall	Kieran Sabine	2,053	56	3.1M	£99.2	36
59	HUGO's BOSS LA	Connor Christian	2,048	35	3.2M	£99.4	35 1 Hs
60	Cheese FC	Edward Capper	2,044	59	3.2M	£102.2	5
61	Titus Shambles	Harry Everett	2,043	33	3.3M	£99.6	27
62	Toe Punt United	Tim Roberts	2,042	34	3.3M	£101.0	27 2 Hs
63	Isaked in the mornin	Josh Wilkin	2,028	FH 41	3.5M	£100.5	37 3 Hs
64	Out on Bale	Ben Shaw	2,020	BB 37	3.7M	£100.1	28
65	Haut de la Gaard	Cédric Vallée	2,012	71	3.8M	£99.1	37 2 Hs
66	itsJasoneBournemouth	Jordan Hookins	2,012	44	3.8M	£104.8	63 35 Hs
67	Red Nose Reijnders	Greg Houghton	2,010	32	3.9M	£103.3	37 1 Hs
68	A-Cunha Matata	Holly Bradburn	2,007	49	3.9M	£102.6	31 1 Hs
69	Locomotiv Margate FC	Sam Watkins	2,006	49	3.9M	£99.8	4
70	I Baleba Can Fly	Daniel Cornwall	2,002	50	4.0M	£98.6	28
71	ddd	Maciek Kalka	2,001	43	4.0M	£99.9	25 1 Hs
72	Ben Doakver	Liam Spurgeon	2,001	36	4.0M	£100.1	29
73	Winning it	Jonathan Pollard	1,998	17	4.1M	£99.4	21
74	Coming up for Blair	Jeremy Webb	1,994	58	4.2M	£102.6	63 32 Hs
75	Blink 1-Eto'o	James Leaper	1,987	37	4.3M	£99.5	14 1 Hs
76	Hakuna Juan Mata	Taylor Cousins	1,986	42	4.3M	£101.5	33 5 Hs
77	Wirtz Team Possible	Luke Cornwall	1,981	41	4.4M	£100.5	35
78	klopp till you drop	Adam French	1,977	58	4.5M	£99.6	35 1 Hs
79	Tilbs United	Josh Tilbury	1,976	70	4.5M	£101.1	13 3 Hs
80	Palmer Violets	James Carr	1,974	36	4.5M	£100.3	16
81	Dani Calafiornia	Alex Bamford	1,965	38	4.7M	£99.7	21
82	Snoop Udogie Dogg	Marcus Perry	1,960	74	4.8M	£100.6	5
83	Wizard	Max Allars	1,956	27	4.9M	£99.5	28
84	It Wirtz when I wee	Nathan Munday	1,955	37	4.9M	£101.5	37 4 Hs
85	Ballon D’oyle	Eddie Doyle	1,951	63	5.0M	£101.3	39 5 Hs
86	Frimping-pong	Thomas Sutton	1,948	BB 37	5.0M	£99.7	19
87	Levy La Vida Loca	Dominika Skowronska	1,934	34	5.3M	£99.6	1
88	Lord Elronaldinio	Ellen Phillpot	1,931	61	5.3M	£100.0	32
89	King Sergej	Aidan Fleming	1,929	49	5.4M	£98.8	10 1 Hs
90	ping-frim-pong-fc	Archie Ainsworth	1,894	24	6.0M	£101.9	3
91	'tis Friday then?	Matthew Phillips	1,894	60	6.0M	£99.1	21 3 Hs
92	Chupa Matetas	Sam Romeu 💎	1,884	29	6.2M	£98.9	10 2 Hs
93	Kabomination	Kajan Kugananthajothy	1,880	49	6.3M	£99.8	2
94	Caravan Lickers	Jacob Clipsham	1,879	BB 52	6.3M	£99.4	41 10 Hs
95	Sloppykloppy	James Cushen 🐓	1,854	BB 25	6.7M	£98.0	20
96	Billy Boy Raiders	George Imbert	1,845	25	6.9M	£101.0	10 1 Hs
97	Pending Domination	Euan Hodgson	1,844	32	6.9M	£100.3	12 5 Hs
98	Mersey-cry-siders	Jamie Gibbons	1,829	32	7.2M	£100.8	3
99	Jurásek Park	James White	1,821	45	7.3M	£98.7	11 1 Hs
100	Paqueta Crisps	Jacob Slater	1,805	28	7.6M	£99.3	13
101	ALISSON WONDERLAND	Ronald Cvek	1,784	30	7.9M	£101.2	4
102	Ampadu-du	Aldo Ventresca	1,762	31	8.2M	£99.0	12 4 Hs
103	Always look up!	Mr Mcfarlane	1,735	41	8.6M	£99.3	10
104	360NoPope	Sam Collins 💎	1,687	58	9.3M	£97.3	0
105	Dont Hinshel My Wood	Tom Newman	1,580	33	10.5M	£97.2	0
🥚	Wengaboys	Nye Johnson 💎	1,548	38	10.8M	£98.7	3

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25/26 Season Review

The RBS Diamond Invitational / Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

Chip Usage

League Graph

Season Awards

👑 King

Best Score

2430 pts, 2411 OR

🐓 Cock

Worst Score

2177 pts, 1.2M OR

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Total Transfer Gain

+225 pts

🤡 Clown

Worst Total Transfer Gain

86 pts

🥶 Iceman

Least Transfers

35 transfers, 0 hits

🛢 Oligarch

Highest Team Value

£105.0

🏚 Peasant

Lowest Team Value

£99.7

💡 Glow-Up

Best improvement since Christmas

1.0M→207k = +79.3%

👨‍🦳 Has-Been

Worst improvement since Christmas

729k→462k = +36.6%

Chip Usage

League Graph

Season Awards

👑 King

Best Score

2430 pts, 2411 OR

🐓 Cock

Worst Score

1854 pts, 6.7M OR

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Total Transfer Gain

+227 pts

🤡 Clown

Worst Total Transfer Gain

-13 pts

🔨 Kneejerker

Most Transfers

63 transfers, 32 hits

🥶 Iceman

Least Transfers

13 transfers, 3 hits

🛢 Oligarch

Highest Team Value

£105.8

🏚 Peasant

Lowest Team Value

£97.9

💡 Glow-Up

Best improvement since Christmas

32k→2923 = +91.0%

👨‍🦳 Has-Been

Worst improvement since Christmas

687k→2.9M = -323.9%