2024 Christmas Review
The RBS Diamond Invitational / Tesco Bean Value Toilet League
Chip Usage
| Chip | Best | Delta | Worst | Delta |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TC | Tim Roberts with M.Salah in GW14 | +18pts | Jacob Clipsham with N.Jackson in GW10 | +1pts |
| WC1 | Matthew French in GW3 | +98% OR | Sam Romeu 💎 in GW6 | -368% OR |
| FH | Simon Owen with 83pts in GW11 | +39% OR | Adam Fenton with 20pts in GW8 | -10% OR |
| BB | Nathan Duke in GW10 | +22pts | Liam Spurgeon in GW1 | +3pts |
League Graph
Halfway Awards
👑 KingBest Score |
1071 pts, 281k ORMaradoner KebabThomas Ladbury |
🐓 CockWorst Score |
763 pts, 8.4M ORKilman SwitchBen Atkinson |
🧟 ZombieBest Dead Team |
27th place, 1.7M ORForever Last!Mr Mcfarlane |
🔮 Fortune TellerBest Total Transfer Gain |
+80 ptsWengaboysNye Johnson |
🤡 ClownWorst Total Transfer Gain |
-62 ptsAndy's AnnihilatorsAndy Bewick |
🔨 KneejerkerMost Transfers |
27 transfers, 14 hitsWhere’s my pitch at?Simon Owen |
🥶 IcemanLeast Transfers |
3 transfers, 1 hitsWhere’s leeds?Jonathan Pollard |
🛢 OligarchHighest Team Value |
£104.6Handsome Nick's GuysNick Sweeting |
🏚 PeasantLowest Team Value |
£97.4Kilman SwitchBen Atkinson |
💡 Glow-UpBest 8GW improvement |
5.7M→951k = +83.3%Hakuna MatetaDan Jones |
👨🦳 Has-BeenWorst 8GW improvement |
44k→532k = -1108.5%French’s FruitshootsMatthew French |
League Table
| # | Team Name | Manager | Score | (GW17) | Rank | (GW17) | Captain | Trans. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Maradoner Kebab |
Thomas Ladbury | 1,071 | 75 | 281k | 3.1M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (-12) |
| 2 (+1) | sda |
Maciek Kalka | 1,065 | 79 | 338k | 2.4M | M.Salah (42) | 3 (+1) | The H-Team |
Horatio Turner 💎 | 1,064 | 89 | 355k | 1.1M | M.Salah (42) | 3 (13) |
| 4 (+2) |  Rise, Lord Veiga |
G Waller | 1,061 | 88 | 384k | 1.1M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 5 (+7) |  Dani Calafiornia |
Alex Bamford | 1,057 | 91 | 432k | 842k | M.Salah (42) | 3 (25) |
| 6 (+4) |  Morning Ms Jackson |
Ben Shaw | 1,054 | 84 | 470k | 1.6M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 7 (+2) | Victor Moses Lawn |
James Ball | 1,051 | 76 | 510k | 2.9M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 8 (-1) | French’s Fruitshoots |
Matthew French | 1,050 | 82 | 532k | 1.9M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (6) |
| 9 (+5) |  Palmer Violets |
Jack K Hodgkins | 1,046 | 95 | 592k | 473k | M.Salah (42) | 1 (6) |
| 10 (-5) | Shoroddieroddie FC |
Jacob Roddie | 1,045 | 83 | 610k | 1.9M | M.Salah (42) | 3 (1) |
| 11 | Change Name |
Billy Matthews | 1,039 | 71 | 701k | 3.9M | Saka (2) | 2 (2) |
| 12 (-10) |  Handsome Nick's Guys |
Nick Sweeting 🧠 | 1,034 | 54 | 796k | 6.7M | Palmer (6) | 2 (7) |
| 13 | 21 is coming |
Joseph Miller | 1,031 | 73 | 851k | 3.6M | M.Salah (42) | 4 (0) |
| 14 (+1) | meow felix |
Iain L | 1,031 | 85 | 853k | 1.5M | M.Salah (42) | 15 (+3) |  Hakuna Mateta |
Dan Jones 💎 | 1,026 | 77 | 951k | 2.1M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (-3) H | 16 | Cold Farmer |
Jonah Varney 💎 | 1,022 | 79 | 1.0M | 2.4M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (-11) |
| 17 (+8) | Haven't Jota Clue |
Luke Scamp | 1,021 | 89 | 1.1M | 1.0M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (0) |
| 18 (-1) | Mikel ArTanya |
Tanya Fozzard | 1,018 | 67 | 1.1M | 4.5M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (-1) |
| 19 (+12) | The Steam Raúlers |
Michael Spencer | 1,017 | 94 | 1.1M | 585k | M.Salah (42) | 4 (7) |
| 20 (-12) |  ⚡️Electric Mullets |
Euan Hodgson | 1,017 | 65 | 1.2M | 3.5M | M.Salah (42) | 3 (-14) H H |
| 21 (+1) | Walterball |
Aidan Fleming | 1,012 | 71 | 1.3M | 3.8M | Isak (34) | 1 (2) | 22 (+4) | MurderonZidanceFloor |
Sam Collins 💎 | 1,011 | 80 | 1.3M | 2.3M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (0) |
| 23 (+6) | wizard |
Max Allars | 1,007 | 80 | 1.4M | 2.3M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (14) |
| 24 (-4) | Kabomination |
Kajan Kugananthajothy | 1,006 | 71 | 1.4M | 3.7M | Palmer (6) | |
| 25 (+7) | Back of the neto |
James Cushen | 1,004 | 93 | 1.5M | 590k | M.Salah (42) | |
| 26 (+9) | ZirkzeeAndIKnowIt |
Patrick Fitzgerald | 1,003 | 86 | 1.5M | 1.4M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (-6) |
| 27 (+11) | Forever Last! |
Mr Mcfarlane | 996 | 85 | 1.7M | 1.5M | M.Salah (42) | 💀 | 28 (-1) | Wengaboys |
Nye Johnson 💎 | 996 | 74 | 1.7M | 3.2M | M.Salah (42) | WC 9 (10) |
| 29 (-5) |  Snoop Udogie Dogg |
Stephen Fragias | 994 | 64 | 1.7M | 4.4M | Palmer (6) | 2 (0) H |
| 30 (+7) | Major League Saka |
Joel Currie | 993 | 81 | 1.8M | 2.0M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 31 (-8) | dan |
Daniel Jarred | 992 | 62 | 1.8M | 5.3M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 32 (+28) |  I'm Yelling Timber |
Nathan Duke 👑 | 989 | 107 | 1.9M | 63k | M.Salah (42) | 2 (8) |
| 33 (-5) | Various Artists |
Jeremy Webb 🤡 | 989 | 76 | 1.9M | 1.2M | Isak (34) | 5 (-22) H H H |
| 34 (+5) | Sloan Rangers |
Jordan Sloan | 986 | 76 | 2.0M | 2.3M | Isak (34) | 3 (3) H |
| 35 (-2) |  Rice Rice Baby |
Matthew Wiggins | 986 | 72 | 2.0M | 3.6M | Palmer (6) | 1 (3) |
| 36 (+7) | Fidler utd |
Jack Fidler | 985 | 93 | 2.0M | 645k | M.Salah (42) | 2 (-6) | 37 (-7) |  Bayer Neverlusen |
Max Winokan 💎 | 984 | 73 | 2.0M | 3.4M | M.Salah (42) |
| 38 (+10) | Massive Goal FC |
Joe Pashley | 984 | 95 | 2.0M | 279k | M.Salah (42) | 3 (21) H | 39 (+11) |  Ø My Gaard! |
Matthew Quigley 💎 | 980 | 85 | 2.1M | 1.1M | M.Salah (42) | 3 (10) H |
| 40 (-4) | Neville wears Prada |
Taylor Cousins | 979 | 75 | 2.2M | 3.1M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (16) |
| 41 (+4) | Gilmour girls |
Rebecca Underdown | 976 | 77 | 2.3M | 2.8M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (7) |
| 42 (+4) | Very clever pun fc |
Ludo Mccormick | 976 | 89 | 2.3M | 1.0M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (7) |
| 43 (-3) | Klopp till you drop |
Adam French | 974 | 72 | 2.3M | 3.6M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 44 | Gueye for Ronan |
Ryan Mugnier | 970 | 73 | 2.4M | 3.4M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 45 (-4) | Change Name |
Nikhil Thapar | 968 | 74 | 2.5M | 3.3M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (12) |
| 46 (+5) |  Of No Konsaquence |
Will Harrington-Clark | 967 | 83 | 2.5M | 1.8M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (0) |
| 47 (+16) | Titus Shambles |
James White | 965 | 89 | 2.6M | 1.1M | M.Salah (42) | 3 (6) |
| 48 (-6) | Dyching with Death |
William Pinnington | 965 | 75 | 2.6M | 3.2M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (-6) |
| 49 (+3) | How de Ligtful |
Paul Lukins | 961 | 79 | 2.7M | 2.4M | Palmer (6) | |
| 50 (-16) | Loaded Garnachos |
Josh Wilkin | 961 | 51 | 2.7M | 6.5M | Saka (2) | 2 (-14) H |
| 51 (+14) | ElRattas |
Archie Ainsworth | 959 | 80 | 2.8M | 2.2M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 52 (+10) |  Rapper’s De Ligt |
Faysal Miah | 957 | 80 | 2.9M | 2.3M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (7) |
| 53 (+18) | Shelts FC |
Sam Shelton | 956 | 91 | 2.9M | 761k | Cunha (18) | |
| 54 (-1) | The Konate Kid |
Harvey Skelton | 956 | 90 | 2.9M | 565k | M.Salah (42) | 2 (11) H |
| 55 | Bayern Bru |
Daniel Cornwall | 954 | 69 | 3.0M | 4.2M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (9) |
| 56 (-9) |  Paddy Power |
Patrick Jinks | 954 | 55 | 3.0M | 6.4M | Palmer (6) | |
| 57 (-36) | Drop it like itSlot |
Jamie Boswell | 954 | 48 | 3.0M | 7.6M | Mbeumo (4) | 1 (6) | 58 (+6) | SchärWars A New Pope |
Thomas Allan 💎 | 951 | 83 | 3.1M | 1.3M | M.Salah (42) | 3 (3) H |
| 59 (-5) |  Slotty Doesn't Know |
Liam Spurgeon | 950 | 64 | 3.1M | 5.1M | Palmer (6) | 2 (4) |
| 60 (+6) | Georginino Signings |
Reece Smith | 950 | 83 | 3.1M | 1.8M | Palmer (6) | 1 (-9) | 61 (+7) |  Mainoo team name |
Ben Pelling 💎 | 947 | 78 | 3.2M | 2.6M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (1) |
| 62 (-5) |  GarNachos & SalahSa |
Sam Watkins | 947 | 63 | 3.2M | 5.2M | Palmer (6) | 1 (7) |
| 63 (-7) |  Street Corner Slot’s |
Adam Fenton | 947 | 90 | 3.2M | 897k | M.Salah (42) | 1 (-5) |
| 64 (+3) | Bowen Arrow |
Jacob Slater | 945 | 75 | 3.3M | 3.2M | M.Salah (42) | 4 (-7) |
| 65 (+19) | Cheese FC |
Edward Capper ⚽️ 🦴 🔮 | 937 | 105 | 3.5M | 99k | Isak (34) | 4 (30) | 66 (-5) | Eat More Chips |
Owain Davies 💎 | 937 | 67 | 3.5M | 4.6M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (2) |
| 67 (-18) | 360 No Pope |
Joe Orr | 934 | 58 | 3.6M | 6.0M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (-11) |
| 68 (-10) |  Real Muad’Dib |
Oscar Murphy | 932 | 77 | 3.7M | 2.2M | M.Salah (42) | 3 (13) H |
| 69 (-10) | MacAwoniyi Cheese |
Marcus Perry | 923 | 40 | 4.0M | 8.7M | Haaland (4) | 💀 |
| 70 (+3) | enter shaqiri |
James Leaper | 923 | 71 | 4.0M | 3.7M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 71 (+4) |  Minteh Fresh |
Tom Newman | 922 | 64 | 4.0M | 4.9M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 72 (-3) | Palmer Violets |
James Carr | 917 | 49 | 4.2M | 7.3M | Palmer (6) | |
| 73 (+13) |  Sali Baba 40 |
Cédric Vallée | 917 | 79 | 4.2M | 2.5M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (5) |
| 74 (+7) |  Old Havertz Kai Hard |
Owen Wilmot | 917 | 76 | 4.2M | 3.0M | Havertz (12) | 4 (7) |
| 75 (+3) | Turkish Deligt |
Rob Sutton | 915 | 78 | 4.3M | 2.6M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (6) |
| 76 (+11) | Palmer your hands |
Sarah Frame | 914 | 78 | 4.3M | 2.5M | Palmer (6) | |
| 77 | Gizzers FC |
Jacob Gisby | 908 | 58 | 4.5M | 6.0M | Palmer (6) | 1 (2) |
| 78 (-6) | Old Havertz Kai Hard |
Toby Haworth | 905 | 42 | 4.6M | 8.6M | Haaland (4) | 1 (5) |
| 79 (+12) | I really sak at this |
Jay Robinson | 904 | 90 | 4.6M | 856k | Isak (34) | |
| 80 (+2) | Haven't Jota Clue |
Thomas Sutton | 902 | 61 | 4.7M | 5.4M | Palmer (6) | |
| 81 (+7) | FC Nathelona |
Nathan Munday | 899 | 78 | 4.8M | 2.6M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (1) | 82 (-2) |  Rodondendrons |
Ed Lees 💎 | 898 | 55 | 4.8M | 6.5M | Palmer (6) | 1 (1) |
| 83 (+10) | Toe Punt United |
Tim Roberts | 897 | 93 | 4.9M | 590k | Haaland (4) | |
| 84 (+1) | How Dalot can you go |
Holly Bradburn | 895 | 56 | 4.9M | 6.2M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 85 (-9) | Andy's Annihilators |
Andy Bewick | 892 | 66 | 5.0M | 4.7M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (1) |
| 86 (+6) |  Livin’ La Vida Lope |
Ethan Barker | 889 | 80 | 5.1M | 1.7M | M.Salah (42) | 2 (1) H |
| 87 (+8) | Saughall XI |
Curtis French | 885 | 83 | 5.2M | 1.7M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 88 (-18) | Where’s my pitch at? |
Simon Owen | 879 | 67 | 5.5M | 4.5M | M.Salah (42) | 1 (-1) |
| 89 (-15) | Livin’ Saliba Loca |
Helen Bamford 🐓 | 878 | 23 | 5.5M | 10.7M | Palmer (6) | 2 (3) | 90 (-7) | Antoine Rizzman |
Sam Romeu 💎 | 870 | 29 | 5.7M | 10.2M | Haaland (4) | 💀 |
| 91 (-1) |  Kobbie BQ McSauce |
Matthew Phillips | 870 | 51 | 5.7M | 5.9M | Amad (4) | 3 (-2) H H |
| 92 (-13) |  Caravan Lickers |
Jacob Clipsham | 870 | 44 | 5.7M | 8.2M | N.Jackson (4) | 1 (-4) |
| 93 (+5) | Captain Cucurella |
Jamie Gibbons | 863 | 90 | 6.0M | 926k | M.Salah (42) | 2 (8) |
| 94 (+5) | Face Palmer |
Katherine Siggs | 860 | 79 | 6.0M | 2.4M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 95 (-76) | DomsSoLanky |
Jordan Hookins | 845 | BB 72 | 6.5M | 758k | Iwobi (6) | 6 (5) H H H H H |
| 96 (-7) | ChewBakSaka |
Ashley Long | 844 | 36 | 6.5M | 9.3M | Wood (4) | |
| 97 (+5) | Evsy's Enthrallers |
Harry Everett | 842 | 83 | 6.6M | 1.7M | M.Salah (42) | |
| 98 (-2) | Change Name |
Ryan Boagey | 829 | 29 | 6.9M | 10.2M | Haaland (4) | 💀 |
| 99 (-2) | bevoFC |
Ben Evans | 818 | 35 | 7.2M | 9.5M | Haaland (4) | 💀 |
| 100 (-6) | Fox FC |
Charlie Fox | 811 | 13 | 7.4M | 10.9M | Haaland (4) | 💀 |
| 101 (+3) | Where’s leeds? |
Jonathan Pollard 🧑🔬 | 804 | 73 | 7.6M | 3.5M | Isak (34) | 2 (6) |
| 102 (-2) | BrexitFC |
Kieran Blakemore | 803 | 29 | 7.6M | 9.3M | Vardy (4) | 3 (5) H H |
| 103 (-2) | Tilbs unathletic |
Josh Tilbury | 785 | 20 | 8.0M | 10.8M | João Pedro (4) | 💀 |
| 104 (-1) | McKennaBall |
Kieran Sabine 🥊 | 782 | 38 | 8.1M | 9.0M | Palmer (6) | |
| 105 | Kilman Switch |
Ben Atkinson | 763 | 47 | 8.4M | 7.6M | Watkins (2) | |
| 106 (+1) | Hakuna Mateta |
Dominika Skowronska | 749 | 51 | 8.7M | 7.0M | Havertz (12) | 💀 |
| 107 (-1) | On ya ‘Ed-erson |
Jade Bacon | 736 | 24 | 8.9M | 10.6M | Haaland (4) | 💀 |
| 108 | Cal. Raisin Adv. Bd. |
Richard Holland | 718 | 28 | 9.1M | 10.3M | Haaland (4) | 💀 |
| 🥚 | ALAW MOT 696969 |
Aldo Ventresca | 702 | 59 | 9.3M | 5.7M | Haaland (4) | 💀 |