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Helen Bamford's "Pickled Cirkin FC"

Raya
🛡️1️⃣ 7pts
Matheus N.
🛡️2️⃣ 8pts
Guéhi
🟨 1pts
Gusto (VC)
🟨 -1pts
Ballard
🛡️2️⃣🟨 9pts
Van Hecke
⚠️ -
Rice
🅰️🛡️3️⃣ 11pts
Bruno G.
2pts
Merino
1pts
Wilson
⚠️🛡️🟨 2pts
Xhaka
🛡️ 3pts
Haaland (C)
⚽️⚽️🅰️3️⃣ 32pts
Woltemade
⚽️⚽️3️⃣ 13pts
João Pedro
⚽️1️⃣🟨 6pts

25/26 Season

Total Score: 1001 Overall Rank: 1.1M Avg. Player Selection: 18.6% Team Value: £102.7M #hits: 5 #transfers: 20 Total Transfer Gain: 18

GW17

Score: 94 Rank: 756k Rank Gain: 2676.1% xG: 3.9 xA: 0.7 Performed xPts: 45.7

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Chips

Chip GW Detail
Triple Captain 16 +13 points gained with Haaland
Bench Boost 17 +13 points gained

Picks

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Raya in GW12

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Spurs.

Raya: 90 mins

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Raya in GW13

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Chelsea.

Raya: 90 mins 3 Saves

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Raya in GW14

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Raya in GW15

Arsenal: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Raya: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded 4 Saves

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Raya in GW16

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Wolves.

Raya: 90 mins

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Raya in GW17

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Everton.

Raya: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Patterson in GW12

Sunderland: Lost 1-0 away to Fulham.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW13

Sunderland: Won 3-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW14

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW15

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW16

Sunderland: Won 1-0 at home to Newcastle.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW17

Sunderland: Drew 0-0 away to Brighton.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Matheus N. in GW12

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Matheus N.: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Matheus N. in GW13

Man City: Won 3-2 at home to Leeds.

Matheus N.: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Matheus N. in GW14

Man City: Won 4-5 away to Fulham.

Matheus N.: 90 mins 4 Goals Conceded

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Matheus N. in GW15

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Matheus N.: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Matheus N. in GW16

Man City: Won 0-3 away to Crystal Palace.

Matheus N.: 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Matheus N. in GW17

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to West Ham.

Matheus N.: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Guéhi in GW12

Crystal Palace: Won 0-2 away to Wolves.

Guéhi: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Guéhi in GW13

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-2 at home to Man Utd.

Guéhi: 90 mins Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Guéhi in GW14

Crystal Palace: Won 0-1 away to Burnley.

Guéhi: 90 mins Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Guéhi in GW15

Crystal Palace: Won 1-2 away to Fulham.

Guéhi: 90 mins Goal

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Guéhi in GW16

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-3 at home to Man City.

Guéhi: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Guéhi in GW17

Crystal Palace: Lost 4-1 away to Leeds.

Guéhi: 90 mins Yellow Card 4 Goals Conceded

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Gusto in GW12

Chelsea: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Gusto: 23 mins

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Gusto in GW13

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

Gusto: 90 mins

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Gusto in GW14

Chelsea: Lost 3-1 away to Leeds.

Gusto: 45 mins

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Gusto in GW15

Chelsea: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

Gusto: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Gusto in GW16

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Gusto: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Gusto in GW17

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 away to Newcastle.

Gusto: 53 mins Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW12

Sunderland: Lost 1-0 away to Fulham.

Ballard: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Ballard in GW13

Sunderland: Won 3-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Ballard: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW14

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Ballard: 90 mins

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Ballard in GW15

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Ballard: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW16

Sunderland: Won 1-0 at home to Newcastle.

Ballard: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Ballard in GW17

Sunderland: Drew 0-0 away to Brighton.

Ballard: 90 mins Yellow Card 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Van Hecke in GW12

Brighton: Won 2-1 at home to Brentford.

Van Hecke: 90 mins

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Van Hecke in GW13

Brighton: Won 0-2 away to Nott'm Forest.

Van Hecke: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Van Hecke in GW14

Brighton: Lost 3-4 at home to Aston Villa.

Van Hecke: 90 mins 2 Goals 4 Goals Conceded

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Van Hecke in GW15

Brighton: Drew 1-1 at home to West Ham.

Van Hecke: 90 mins Assist

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Van Hecke in GW16

Brighton: Lost 2-0 away to Liverpool.

Van Hecke: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Van Hecke in GW17

Brighton: Drew 0-0 at home to Sunderland.

Van Hecke: Did not play.

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Rice in GW12

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Spurs.

Rice: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card

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Rice in GW13

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Chelsea.

Rice: 90 mins

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Rice in GW14

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Rice: 82 mins Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW15

Arsenal: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Rice: 90 mins 2 Bonus

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Rice in GW16

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Wolves.

Rice: 90 mins

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Rice in GW17

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Everton.

Rice: 90 mins Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Bruno G. in GW12

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Man City.

Bruno G.: 90 mins 2 Assists 2 Bonus

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Bruno G. in GW13

Newcastle: Won 1-4 away to Everton.

Bruno G.: 89 mins

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Bruno G. in GW14

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Spurs.

Bruno G.: 45 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Bruno G. in GW15

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Burnley.

Bruno G.: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Bruno G. in GW16

Newcastle: Lost 1-0 away to Sunderland.

Bruno G.: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Bruno G. in GW17

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Chelsea.

Bruno G.: 90 mins

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Merino in GW12

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Spurs.

Merino: 87 mins Assist

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Merino in GW13

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Chelsea.

Merino: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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Merino in GW14

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Merino: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Merino in GW15

Arsenal: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Merino: 45 mins

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Merino in GW16

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Wolves.

Merino: 32 mins

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Merino in GW17

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Everton.

Merino: 2 mins

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Wilson in GW12

Fulham: Won 1-0 at home to Sunderland.

Wilson: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Wilson in GW13

Fulham: Won 1-2 away to Spurs.

Wilson: 67 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Wilson in GW14

Fulham: Lost 4-5 at home to Man City.

Wilson: 81 mins 2 Assists

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Wilson in GW15

Fulham: Lost 1-2 at home to Crystal Palace.

Wilson: 88 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Wilson in GW16

Fulham: Won 2-3 away to Burnley.

Wilson: 88 mins Goal 2 Assists 3 Bonus

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Wilson in GW17

Fulham: Won 1-0 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Wilson: 83 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Xhaka in GW12

Sunderland: Lost 1-0 away to Fulham.

Xhaka: 90 mins

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Xhaka in GW13

Sunderland: Won 3-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Xhaka: 90 mins Assist

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Xhaka in GW14

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Xhaka: 90 mins

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Xhaka in GW15

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Xhaka: 72 mins

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Xhaka in GW16

Sunderland: Won 1-0 at home to Newcastle.

Xhaka: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Xhaka in GW17

Sunderland: Drew 0-0 away to Brighton.

Xhaka: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Haaland in GW12

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Haaland: 90 mins

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Haaland in GW13

Man City: Won 3-2 at home to Leeds.

Haaland: 90 mins

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Haaland in GW14

Man City: Won 4-5 away to Fulham.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal 2 Assists 2 Bonus

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Haaland in GW15

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Haaland: 68 mins

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Haaland in GW16

Man City: Won 0-3 away to Crystal Palace.

Haaland: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Haaland in GW17

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to West Ham.

Haaland: 90 mins 2 Goals Assist 3 Bonus

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Woltemade in GW12

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Man City.

Woltemade: 84 mins

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Woltemade in GW13

Newcastle: Won 1-4 away to Everton.

Woltemade: 89 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Woltemade in GW14

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Spurs.

Woltemade: 90 mins Assist

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Woltemade in GW15

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Burnley.

Woltemade: 73 mins

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Woltemade in GW16

Newcastle: Lost 1-0 away to Sunderland.

Woltemade: 74 mins Own Goal

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Woltemade in GW17

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Chelsea.

Woltemade: 72 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW12

Chelsea: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

João Pedro: 75 mins Yellow Card

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João Pedro in GW13

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

João Pedro: 54 mins

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João Pedro in GW14

Chelsea: Lost 3-1 away to Leeds.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW15

Chelsea: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

João Pedro: 32 mins

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João Pedro in GW16

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

João Pedro: 80 mins

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João Pedro in GW17

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 away to Newcastle.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 1 Bonus

Pos Team Name Price ΣPts Trans. GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15 GW16 GW17 Form GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22
GKP ARS Raya £6.0 75 -0.1% 2362274.0 BHA AVL bou LIV nfo
GKP SUN Patterson £4.2 0 -0.4% xxxxxx0.0 LEE MCI tot bre CRY
DEF MCI Matheus N. £5.4 76 11.7% 13261186.0 nfo sun CHE BHA mun
DEF CRY Guéhi £5.3 93 -0.0% 50148114.8 TOT FUL new AVL sun
DEF CHE Gusto £5.0 67 -1.1% 121718-15.4 AVL BOU mci ful BRE
DEF SUN Ballard £4.7 75 10.9% 1341895.0 LEE MCI tot bre CRY
DEF BHA ⚠️ Van Hecke £4.6 66 -5.6% 261251x4.8 ars whu BUR mci BOU
MID ARS Rice £7.2 97 9.1% 64362115.2 BHA AVL bou LIV nfo
MID NEW Bruno G. £7.0 84 -3.5% 104710124.8 mun bur CRY LEE wol
MID ARS Merino £5.9 53 -10.9% 59131115.0 BHA AVL bou LIV nfo
MID FUL ⚠️ Wilson £5.8 80 7.1% 210881628.8 whu cry LIV CHE lee
MID SUN Xhaka £5.2 71 3.9% 2542333.4 LEE MCI tot bre CRY
FWD MCI (C) Haaland £15.1 151 0.5% 2214213169.4 nfo sun CHE BHA mun
FWD NEW Woltemade £7.3 69 6.7% 27520135.4 mun bur CRY LEE wol
FWD CHE João Pedro £7.2 72 -2.3% 1121262.4 AVL BOU mci ful BRE
Helen Bamford £102.7 1001 26 32 71 39 79 94 74.4 71.6 68.0 69.5 70.2 73.4

History

GW Score Overall Rank GW Score GW Rank Transfers Taken Total Value
17 1001 1.1M 94 756k Dewsbury-Hall (0) → Wilson (2)
gain= 2
£102.7
16 907 1.5M 79 1.4M Minteh (2) → Dewsbury-Hall (1)
Casemiro (6) → Merino (1)
Gabriel (0) → Van Hecke (1)
Grealish (2) → Bruno G. (1)
gain= -6
£102.5
15 828 1.9M 39 9.7M £102.4
14 789 1.4M 71 2.8M £102.0
13 718 1.5M 32 7.4M Mbeumo (1) → Minteh (3)
gain= 2
£102.3
12 686 1.3M 26 11.0M Smith Rowe (1) → Casemiro (0)
Virgil (3) → Gusto (1)
Semenyo (0) → Mbeumo (1)
gain= -2
£102.3
11 660 756k 41 4.5M £102.2
10 619 761k 98 50k £102.1
9 521 1.7M 44 6.7M Lewis (0) → Matheus N. (2)
gain= 2
£101.6
8 477 1.5M 83 429k Richarlison (1) → Woltemade (8)
gain= 7
£101.3
7 394 2.6M 80 1.2M Saliba (6) → Gabriel (9)
gain= 3
£101.0
6 314 3.7M 75 610k Schär (0) → Guéhi (7)
Palmer (0) → Semenyo (7)
gain= 14
£100.8
5 239 6.7M 47 3.8M £100.5
4 192 7.4M 65 5.5M Watkins (2) → João Pedro (7)
O'Riley (0) → Grealish (2)
gain= 7
£100.3
3 127 8.1M 49 5.0M £100.2
2 78 8.7M 40 8.7M Gvardiol (0) → Frimpong (0)
Marmoush (1) → O'Riley (2)
Bowen (2) → Haaland (2)
Havertz (0) → Richarlison (4)
Schade (3) → Rice (6)
Frimpong (0) → Lewis (1)
gain= -11
£100.1
1 58 3.4M 58 3.4M £100.0

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