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Helen Bamford's "Pickled Cirkin FC"

Lammens
🧤 2pts
Tarkowski
⚠️🛡️ 6pts
Konaté
🟨 0pts
Van den Berg
🛡️ 6pts
B.Fernandes
⚽️🅰️3️⃣ 13pts
Rogers
🅰️🛡️ 6pts
Iwobi
🟨 1pts
Xhaka
4pts
Ekitiké (VC)
1pts
Thiago (C)
8pts
Hermansen
🧤 2pts
Ballard
⚠️ -
Truffert
🅰️ 4pts
Dewsbury-Hall
🛡️ 3pts

25/26 Season

Total Score: 1707 Overall Rank: 1.7M Avg. Player Selection: 14.5% Team Value: £103.0M #hits: 5 #transfers: 29 Total Transfer Gain: 56

GW31

Score: 49 Rank: 3.6M Rank Gain: -160.5% xG: 2.0 xA: 0.9 Performed xPts: 33.0

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Chips

Chip GW Detail
Triple Captain 16 +13 points gained with Haaland
Bench Boost 17 +13 points gained
Free Hit 31 GW Points: 49, GW Rank: 3.6M

Picks

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Lammens in GW26

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 away to West Ham.

Lammens: 90 mins

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Lammens in GW27

Man Utd: Won 0-1 away to Everton.

Lammens: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet 4 Saves

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Lammens in GW28

Man Utd: Won 2-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Lammens: 90 mins

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Lammens in GW29

Man Utd: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Lammens: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded 3 Saves

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Lammens in GW30

Man Utd: Won 3-1 at home to Aston Villa.

Lammens: 90 mins

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Lammens in GW31

Man Utd: Drew 2-2 away to Bournemouth.

Lammens: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded 3 Saves

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Hermansen in GW26

West Ham: Drew 1-1 at home to Man Utd.

Hermansen: 90 mins

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Hermansen in GW27

West Ham: Drew 0-0 at home to Bournemouth.

Hermansen: 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 5 Saves

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Hermansen in GW28

West Ham: Lost 5-2 away to Liverpool.

Hermansen: 90 mins 5 Goals Conceded

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Hermansen in GW29

West Ham: Won 0-1 away to Fulham.

Hermansen: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet 5 Saves

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Hermansen in GW30

West Ham: Drew 1-1 at home to Man City.

Hermansen: 90 mins 5 Saves

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Hermansen in GW31

West Ham: Lost 2-0 away to Aston Villa.

Hermansen: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded 4 Saves

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Tarkowski in GW26

Everton: Lost 1-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Tarkowski: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Tarkowski in GW27

Everton: Lost 0-1 at home to Man Utd.

Tarkowski: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Tarkowski in GW28

Everton: Won 2-3 away to Newcastle.

Tarkowski: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Tarkowski in GW29

Everton: Won 2-0 at home to Burnley.

Tarkowski: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Tarkowski in GW30

Everton: Lost 2-0 away to Arsenal.

Tarkowski: Did not play.

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Tarkowski in GW31

Everton: Won 3-0 at home to Chelsea.

Tarkowski: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Konaté in GW26

Liverpool: Won 0-1 away to Sunderland.

Konaté: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Konaté in GW27

Liverpool: Won 0-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Konaté: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Konaté in GW28

Liverpool: Won 5-2 at home to West Ham.

Konaté: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Konaté in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Konaté: 78 mins

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Konaté in GW30

Liverpool: Drew 1-1 at home to Spurs.

Konaté: Did not play.

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Konaté in GW31

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Brighton.

Konaté: 76 mins Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW26

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Liverpool.

Ballard: 90 mins

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Ballard in GW27

Sunderland: Lost 1-3 at home to Fulham.

Ballard: 90 mins Assist 3 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW28

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 away to Bournemouth.

Ballard: 90 mins

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Ballard in GW29

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Leeds.

Ballard: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Ballard in GW30

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Brighton.

Ballard: 63 mins

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Ballard in GW31

Sunderland: Won 1-2 away to Newcastle.

Ballard: Did not play.

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Truffert in GW26

Bournemouth: Won 1-2 away to Everton.

Truffert: 90 mins Assist

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Truffert in GW27

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 away to West Ham.

Truffert: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Truffert in GW28

Bournemouth: Drew 1-1 at home to Sunderland.

Truffert: 90 mins

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Truffert in GW29

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 at home to Brentford.

Truffert: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Truffert in GW30

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 away to Burnley.

Truffert: 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Truffert in GW31

Bournemouth: Drew 2-2 at home to Man Utd.

Truffert: 90 mins Assist 2 Goals Conceded

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Van den Berg in GW26

Brentford: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

Van den Berg: 90 mins Assist 1 Bonus

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Van den Berg in GW27

Brentford: Lost 0-2 at home to Brighton.

Van den Berg: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Van den Berg in GW28

Brentford: Won 3-4 away to Burnley.

Van den Berg: 90 mins Assist 3 Goals Conceded

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Van den Berg in GW29

Brentford: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

Van den Berg: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Van den Berg in GW30

Brentford: Drew 2-2 at home to Wolves.

Van den Berg: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Van den Berg in GW31

Brentford: Drew 0-0 away to Leeds.

Van den Berg: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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B.Fernandes in GW26

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 away to West Ham.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins

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B.Fernandes in GW27

Man Utd: Won 0-1 away to Everton.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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B.Fernandes in GW28

Man Utd: Won 2-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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B.Fernandes in GW29

Man Utd: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins Assist 3 Bonus

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B.Fernandes in GW30

Man Utd: Won 3-1 at home to Aston Villa.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins 2 Assists 2 Bonus

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B.Fernandes in GW31

Man Utd: Drew 2-2 away to Bournemouth.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Rogers in GW26

Aston Villa: Won 1-0 at home to Brighton.

Rogers: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Rogers in GW27

Aston Villa: Drew 1-1 at home to Leeds.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Rogers in GW28

Aston Villa: Lost 2-0 away to Wolves.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Rogers in GW29

Aston Villa: Lost 1-4 at home to Chelsea.

Rogers: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Rogers in GW30

Aston Villa: Lost 3-1 away to Man Utd.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Rogers in GW31

Aston Villa: Won 2-0 at home to West Ham.

Rogers: 76 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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Iwobi in GW26

Fulham: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Iwobi: 90 mins

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Iwobi in GW27

Fulham: Won 1-3 away to Sunderland.

Iwobi: 87 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Iwobi in GW28

Fulham: Won 2-1 at home to Spurs.

Iwobi: 89 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Iwobi in GW29

Fulham: Lost 0-1 at home to West Ham.

Iwobi: 90 mins

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Iwobi in GW30

Fulham: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Iwobi: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Iwobi in GW31

Fulham: Won 3-1 at home to Burnley.

Iwobi: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Xhaka in GW26

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Liverpool.

Xhaka: Did not play.

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Xhaka in GW27

Sunderland: Lost 1-3 at home to Fulham.

Xhaka: 19 mins

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Xhaka in GW28

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 away to Bournemouth.

Xhaka: 75 mins

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Xhaka in GW29

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Leeds.

Xhaka: 35 mins

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Xhaka in GW30

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Brighton.

Xhaka: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Xhaka in GW31

Sunderland: Won 1-2 away to Newcastle.

Xhaka: 90 mins

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW26

Everton: Lost 1-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Dewsbury-Hall: 90 mins

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW27

Everton: Lost 0-1 at home to Man Utd.

Dewsbury-Hall: 90 mins

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW28

Everton: Won 2-3 away to Newcastle.

Dewsbury-Hall: 88 mins Assist Yellow Card

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW29

Everton: Won 2-0 at home to Burnley.

Dewsbury-Hall: 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW30

Everton: Lost 2-0 away to Arsenal.

Dewsbury-Hall: 90 mins

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW31

Everton: Won 3-0 at home to Chelsea.

Dewsbury-Hall: 88 mins Clean Sheet

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Ekitiké in GW26

Liverpool: Won 0-1 away to Sunderland.

Ekitiké: 87 mins

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Ekitiké in GW27

Liverpool: Won 0-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Ekitiké: 90 mins

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Ekitiké in GW28

Liverpool: Won 5-2 at home to West Ham.

Ekitiké: 75 mins Goal 2 Assists 3 Bonus

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Ekitiké in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Ekitiké: 90 mins

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Ekitiké in GW30

Liverpool: Drew 1-1 at home to Spurs.

Ekitiké: 26 mins

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Ekitiké in GW31

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Brighton.

Ekitiké: 7 mins

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João Pedro in GW26

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 at home to Leeds.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal Assist 1 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW27

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 at home to Burnley.

João Pedro: 79 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW28

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Arsenal.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW29

Chelsea: Won 1-4 away to Aston Villa.

João Pedro: 84 mins 3 Goals Assist Yellow Card 3 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW30

Chelsea: Lost 0-1 at home to Newcastle.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW31

Chelsea: Lost 3-0 away to Everton.

João Pedro: 77 mins

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Thiago in GW26

Brentford: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW27

Brentford: Lost 0-2 at home to Brighton.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW28

Brentford: Won 3-4 away to Burnley.

Thiago: 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 1 Bonus

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Thiago in GW29

Brentford: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW30

Brentford: Drew 2-2 at home to Wolves.

Thiago: 90 mins Goal

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Thiago in GW31

Brentford: Drew 0-0 away to Leeds.

Thiago: 90 mins

Pos Team Name Price ΣPts Trans. GW26 GW27 GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 Form GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36
GKP MUN Lammens £5.1 76 1.3% 2922222.0 LEE che BRE LIV sun
GKP WHU Hermansen £4.2 45 3.0% 21009324.7 WOL cry EVE bre ARS
DEF EVE ⚠️ Tarkowski £5.7 142 5.5% 11315x63.0 ⚠️ bre LIV whu MCI cry
DEF LIV Konaté £5.5 111 -0.8% 6912x00.0 FUL eve CRY mun CHE
DEF SUN ⚠️ Ballard £4.7 118 -2.7% 44494x2.0 ⚠️ TOT avl NFO wol MUN
DEF BOU Truffert £4.7 122 4.9% 76481147.5 ars new LEE CRY ful
DEF BRE Van den Berg £4.6 90 0.6% 6366163.5 EVE FUL mun WHU mci
MID MUN B.Fernandes £10.3 189 2.4% 22138101310.3 LEE che BRE LIV sun
MID AVL Rogers £7.5 138 -1.3% 2221263.0 nfo SUN ful TOT bur
MID FUL Iwobi £6.4 95 -5.6% 213102312.0 liv bre AVL ars BOU
MID SUN Xhaka £5.1 99 -0.3% x121142.5 TOT avl NFO wol MUN
MID EVE Dewsbury-Hall £5.1 117 -0.3% 2469232.5 bre LIV whu MCI cry
FWD LIV Ekitiké £9.3 125 -2.1% 22152111.0 FUL eve CRY mun CHE
FWD CHE João Pedro £7.8 164 -0.9% 107219227.7 MCI MUN bha NFO liv
FWD BRE (C) Thiago £7.3 153 0.4% 2262645.0 EVE FUL mun WHU mci
Helen Bamford £103.0 1707 72 44 64 67 28 49 56.7 65.8 66.0 67.3 67.1 66.6

History

GW Score Overall Rank GW Score GW Rank Transfers Taken Total Value
31 1707 1.7M 49 3.6M Raya (0) → Lammens (2)
Guéhi (0) → Senesi (1)
J.Timber (0) → Cucurella (1)
Semenyo (0) → Iwobi (1)
Rice (0) → B.Fernandes (13)
Haaland (0) → Welbeck (12)
Van de Ven (1) → Truffert (4)
Wilson (9) → Dewsbury-Hall (3)
Calvert-Lewin (2) → Ekitiké (1)
Roefs (0) → Hermansen (2)
Cucurella (1) → Tarkowski (6)
Welbeck (12) → Thiago (4)
Senesi (1) → Van den Berg (6)
gain= 30
£103.0
30 1658 1.7M 28 11.7M £103.4
29 1630 1.3M 67 3.1M Collins (6) → Konaté (2)
gain= -4
£103.6
28 1563 1.4M 64 3.5M £104.1
27 1499 1.4M 44 6.7M £104.0
26 1455 1.3M 72 2.1M £103.9
25 1383 1.5M 73 1.7M Patterson (0) → Roefs (1)
gain= 1
£103.8
24 1310 1.7M 59 4.9M Bruno G. (0) → Semenyo (7)
Matheus N. (1) → Van de Ven (0)
gain= 6
£103.9
23 1251 1.7M 45 5.5M £103.9
22 1206 1.8M 34 9.3M £103.7
21 1172 1.6M 61 2.2M Gusto (2) → J.Timber (6)
Lewis-Potter (6) → Collins (13)
gain= 11
£103.3
20 1111 1.8M 33 9.6M Van Hecke (6) → Lewis-Potter (0)
Woltemade (1) → Calvert-Lewin (2)
gain= -5
£103.1
19 1078 1.4M 40 6.2M £103.3
18 1038 1.4M 37 9.5M Merino (2) → Rogers (1)
gain= -1
£103.2
17 1001 1.1M 94 756k Dewsbury-Hall (0) → Wilson (2)
gain= 2
£102.7
16 907 1.5M 79 1.4M Minteh (2) → Dewsbury-Hall (1)
Casemiro (6) → Merino (1)
Gabriel (0) → Van Hecke (1)
Grealish (2) → Bruno G. (1)
gain= -6
£102.5
15 828 1.9M 39 9.7M £102.4
14 789 1.4M 71 2.8M £102.0
13 718 1.5M 32 7.4M Mbeumo (1) → Minteh (3)
gain= 2
£102.3
12 686 1.3M 26 11.0M Smith Rowe (1) → Casemiro (0)
Virgil (3) → Gusto (1)
Semenyo (0) → Mbeumo (1)
gain= -2
£102.3
11 660 756k 41 4.5M £102.2
10 619 761k 98 50k £102.1
9 521 1.7M 44 6.7M Lewis (0) → Matheus N. (2)
gain= 2
£101.6
8 477 1.5M 83 429k Richarlison (1) → Woltemade (8)
gain= 7
£101.3
7 394 2.6M 80 1.2M Saliba (6) → Gabriel (9)
gain= 3
£101.0
6 314 3.7M 75 610k Schär (0) → Guéhi (7)
Palmer (0) → Semenyo (7)
gain= 14
£100.8
5 239 6.7M 47 3.8M £100.5
4 192 7.4M 65 5.5M Watkins (2) → João Pedro (7)
O'Riley (0) → Grealish (2)
gain= 7
£100.3
3 127 8.1M 49 5.0M £100.2
2 78 8.7M 40 8.7M Gvardiol (0) → Frimpong (0)
Marmoush (1) → O'Riley (2)
Bowen (2) → Haaland (2)
Havertz (0) → Richarlison (4)
Schade (3) → Rice (6)
Frimpong (0) → Lewis (1)
gain= -11
£100.1
1 58 3.4M 58 3.4M £100.0

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Max Winokan mwinokan@me.com