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Helen Bamford's "Pickled Cirkin FC"

Raya
2pts
J.Timber
2pts
Guéhi
🛡️1️⃣ 7pts
Ballard
🔄 4pts
Van de Ven
🔄 3pts
Semenyo
⚽️🅰️🛡️3️⃣ 14pts
Rogers (VC)
🛡️🟨 2pts
Rice
4pts
Wilson
2pts
Haaland (C)
⚽️ 10pts
João Pedro
⚽️🅰️1️⃣ 10pts
Roefs
2pts
Xhaka
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25/26 Season

Total Score: 1443 Overall Rank: 1.4M Avg. Player Selection: 25.3% Team Value: £103.9M #hits: 5 #transfers: 28 Total Transfer Gain: 30

GW26

Score: 60 Rank: 3.6M Rank Gain: 744.3% xG: 2.3 xA: 0.9 Performed xPts: 30.6

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GW2

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GW10


Chips

Chip GW Detail
Triple Captain 16 +13 points gained with Haaland
Bench Boost 17 +13 points gained

Picks

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Raya in GW21

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 at home to Liverpool.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Raya in GW22

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Raya in GW23

Arsenal: Lost 2-3 at home to Man Utd.

Raya: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Raya in GW24

Arsenal: Won 0-4 away to Leeds.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Raya in GW25

Arsenal: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Raya: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Raya in GW26

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Brentford.

Raya: 90 mins

Arsenal: Away to Wolves.

Raya: 90 mins

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Roefs in GW21

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

Roefs: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded 3 Saves

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Roefs in GW22

Sunderland: Won 2-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Roefs: 90 mins

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Roefs in GW23

Sunderland: Lost 3-1 away to West Ham.

Roefs: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Roefs in GW24

Sunderland: Won 3-0 at home to Burnley.

Roefs: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Roefs in GW25

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Arsenal.

Roefs: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Roefs in GW26

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Liverpool.

Roefs: 90 mins

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J.Timber in GW21

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 at home to Liverpool.

J.Timber: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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J.Timber in GW22

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

J.Timber: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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J.Timber in GW23

Arsenal: Lost 2-3 at home to Man Utd.

J.Timber: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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J.Timber in GW24

Arsenal: Won 0-4 away to Leeds.

J.Timber: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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J.Timber in GW25

Arsenal: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

J.Timber: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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J.Timber in GW26

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Brentford.

J.Timber: 90 mins

Arsenal: Away to Wolves.

J.Timber: 90 mins

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Guéhi in GW21

Man City: Drew 0-0 at home to Aston Villa.

Guéhi: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Guéhi in GW22

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Sunderland.

Guéhi: Did not play.

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Guéhi in GW23

Man City: Won 2-0 at home to Wolves.

Guéhi: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Guéhi in GW24

Man City: Drew 2-2 away to Spurs.

Guéhi: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Guéhi in GW25

Man City: Won 1-2 away to Liverpool.

Guéhi: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Guéhi in GW26

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Fulham.

Guéhi: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Collins in GW21

Brentford: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Collins: 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Collins in GW22

Brentford: Lost 2-0 away to Chelsea.

Collins: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Collins in GW23

Brentford: Lost 0-2 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Collins: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Collins in GW24

Brentford: Won 0-1 away to Aston Villa.

Collins: 30 mins

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Collins in GW25

Brentford: Won 2-3 away to Newcastle.

Collins: Did not play.

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Collins in GW26

Brentford: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

Collins: Did not play.

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Ballard in GW21

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

Ballard: 78 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW22

Sunderland: Won 2-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Ballard: 90 mins

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Ballard in GW23

Sunderland: Lost 3-1 away to West Ham.

Ballard: 90 mins Yellow Card 3 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW24

Sunderland: Won 3-0 at home to Burnley.

Ballard: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Ballard in GW25

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Arsenal.

Ballard: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW26

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Liverpool.

Ballard: 90 mins

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Van de Ven in GW21

Spurs: Lost 3-2 away to Bournemouth.

Van de Ven: 90 mins Yellow Card 3 Goals Conceded

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Van de Ven in GW22

Spurs: Lost 1-2 at home to West Ham.

Van de Ven: 90 mins Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Van de Ven in GW23

Spurs: Drew 2-2 away to Burnley.

Van de Ven: 90 mins Goal 2 Goals Conceded

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Van de Ven in GW24

Spurs: Drew 2-2 at home to Man City.

Van de Ven: Did not play.

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Van de Ven in GW25

Spurs: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Van de Ven: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Van de Ven in GW26

Spurs: Lost 1-2 at home to Newcastle.

Van de Ven: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Semenyo in GW21

Man City: Won 3-2 at home to Spurs.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal Yellow Card

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Semenyo in GW22

Man City: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Semenyo: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW23

Man City: Won 2-0 at home to Wolves.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal Clean Sheet

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Semenyo in GW24

Man City: Drew 2-2 away to Spurs.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal

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Semenyo in GW25

Man City: Won 1-2 away to Liverpool.

Semenyo: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW26

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Fulham.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Rogers in GW21

Aston Villa: Drew 0-0 away to Crystal Palace.

Rogers: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Rogers in GW22

Aston Villa: Lost 0-1 at home to Everton.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Rogers in GW23

Aston Villa: Won 0-2 away to Newcastle.

Rogers: 90 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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Rogers in GW24

Aston Villa: Lost 0-1 at home to Brentford.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Rogers in GW25

Aston Villa: Drew 1-1 away to Bournemouth.

Rogers: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Rogers in GW26

Aston Villa: Won 1-0 at home to Brighton.

Rogers: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW21

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 at home to Liverpool.

Rice: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW22

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Rice: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW23

Arsenal: Lost 2-3 at home to Man Utd.

Rice: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Rice in GW24

Arsenal: Won 0-4 away to Leeds.

Rice: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW25

Arsenal: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Rice: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW26

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Brentford.

Rice: 90 mins

Arsenal: Away to Wolves.

Rice: 90 mins

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Wilson in GW21

Fulham: Won 2-1 at home to Chelsea.

Wilson: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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Wilson in GW22

Fulham: Lost 1-0 away to Leeds.

Wilson: 87 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Wilson in GW23

Fulham: Won 2-1 at home to Brighton.

Wilson: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Wilson in GW24

Fulham: Lost 3-2 away to Man Utd.

Wilson: 90 mins

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Wilson in GW25

Fulham: Lost 1-2 at home to Everton.

Wilson: 90 mins

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Wilson in GW26

Fulham: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Wilson: 71 mins

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Xhaka in GW21

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

Xhaka: 90 mins

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Xhaka in GW22

Sunderland: Won 2-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Xhaka: 90 mins

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Xhaka in GW23

Sunderland: Lost 3-1 away to West Ham.

Xhaka: Did not play.

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Xhaka in GW24

Sunderland: Won 3-0 at home to Burnley.

Xhaka: Did not play.

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Xhaka in GW25

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Arsenal.

Xhaka: Did not play.

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Xhaka in GW26

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Liverpool.

Xhaka: Did not play.

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Haaland in GW21

Man City: Drew 1-1 at home to Brighton.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal

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Haaland in GW22

Man City: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Haaland: 79 mins

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Haaland in GW23

Man City: Won 2-0 at home to Wolves.

Haaland: 17 mins

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Haaland in GW24

Man City: Drew 2-2 away to Spurs.

Haaland: 90 mins Assist

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Haaland in GW25

Man City: Won 1-2 away to Liverpool.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal Assist Yellow Card 3 Bonus

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Haaland in GW26

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Fulham.

Haaland: 45 mins Goal

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João Pedro in GW21

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Fulham.

João Pedro: 15 mins

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João Pedro in GW22

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

João Pedro: 73 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW23

Chelsea: Won 1-3 away to Crystal Palace.

João Pedro: 84 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW24

Chelsea: Won 3-2 at home to West Ham.

João Pedro: 45 mins Goal Assist Yellow Card 3 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW25

Chelsea: Won 1-3 away to Wolves.

João Pedro: 74 mins 2 Assists

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João Pedro in GW26

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 at home to Leeds.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal Assist 1 Bonus

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Calvert-Lewin in GW21

Leeds: Lost 4-3 away to Newcastle.

Calvert-Lewin: 86 mins Goal Assist Yellow Card

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Calvert-Lewin in GW22

Leeds: Won 1-0 at home to Fulham.

Calvert-Lewin: 90 mins

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Calvert-Lewin in GW23

Leeds: Drew 1-1 away to Everton.

Calvert-Lewin: 90 mins

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Calvert-Lewin in GW24

Leeds: Lost 0-4 at home to Arsenal.

Calvert-Lewin: 84 mins

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Calvert-Lewin in GW25

Leeds: Won 3-1 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Calvert-Lewin: 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Calvert-Lewin in GW26

Leeds: Drew 2-2 away to Chelsea.

Calvert-Lewin: Did not play.

Pos Team Name Price ΣPts Trans. GW21 GW22 GW23 GW24 GW25 GW26 Form GW27 GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31
GKP ARS Raya £5.9 108 0.0% 6616723.7 tot CHE bha EVE -
GKP SUN Roefs £4.9 107 -0.2% 2216122.4 FUL bou lee BHA new
DEF ARS J.Timber £6.4 123 -0.2% 6515623.2 tot CHE bha EVE -
DEF MCI Guéhi £5.2 124 0.5% 6x63373.8 NEW lee NFO whu -
DEF BRE Collins £5.0 92 -2.0% 13111xx0.6 BHA bur bou WOL lee
DEF SUN 🔄 Ballard £4.6 97 0.7% 1429144.0 FUL bou lee BHA new
DEF TOT 🔄 Van de Ven £4.5 100 -0.6% 007x132.2 ARS ful CRY liv NFO
MID MCI Semenyo £7.9 153 1.5% 62872146.6 NEW lee NFO whu -
MID AVL Rogers £7.6 125 0.3% 32821024.8 LEE wol CHE mun WHU
MID ARS Rice £7.6 138 -1.1% 3313542.7 tot CHE bha EVE -
MID FUL Wilson £6.0 120 -1.5% 92102223.6 sun TOT WHU nfo BUR
MID SUN ⛔️ Xhaka £5.1 90 -2.6% 22xxxx0.4 ⛔️ FUL bou lee BHA new
FWD MCI (C) Haaland £14.9 187 -0.1% 62151154.8 NEW lee NFO whu -
FWD CHE João Pedro £7.7 132 2.1% 1812108109.6 BUR ars avl NEW eve
FWD LEE Calvert-Lewin £5.9 102 -2.2% 82227x2.6 avl MCI SUN cry BRE
Helen Bamford £103.9 1436 61 34 45 59 73 60 55.0 70.8 73.2 70.1 74.0 54.1

History

GW Score Overall Rank GW Score GW Rank Transfers Taken Total Value
26 1443 1.4M 60 3.6M £103.9
25 1383 1.5M 73 1.7M Patterson (0) → Roefs (1)
gain= 1
£103.8
24 1310 1.7M 59 4.9M Bruno G. (0) → Semenyo (7)
Matheus N. (1) → Van de Ven (0)
gain= 6
£103.9
23 1251 1.7M 45 5.5M £103.9
22 1206 1.8M 34 9.3M £103.7
21 1172 1.6M 61 2.2M Gusto (2) → J.Timber (6)
Lewis-Potter (6) → Collins (13)
gain= 11
£103.3
20 1111 1.8M 33 9.6M Van Hecke (6) → Lewis-Potter (0)
Woltemade (1) → Calvert-Lewin (2)
gain= -5
£103.1
19 1078 1.4M 40 6.2M £103.3
18 1038 1.4M 37 9.5M Merino (2) → Rogers (1)
gain= -1
£103.2
17 1001 1.1M 94 756k Dewsbury-Hall (0) → Wilson (2)
gain= 2
£102.7
16 907 1.5M 79 1.4M Minteh (2) → Dewsbury-Hall (1)
Casemiro (6) → Merino (1)
Gabriel (0) → Van Hecke (1)
Grealish (2) → Bruno G. (1)
gain= -6
£102.5
15 828 1.9M 39 9.7M £102.4
14 789 1.4M 71 2.8M £102.0
13 718 1.5M 32 7.4M Mbeumo (1) → Minteh (3)
gain= 2
£102.3
12 686 1.3M 26 11.0M Smith Rowe (1) → Casemiro (0)
Virgil (3) → Gusto (1)
Semenyo (0) → Mbeumo (1)
gain= -2
£102.3
11 660 756k 41 4.5M £102.2
10 619 761k 98 50k £102.1
9 521 1.7M 44 6.7M Lewis (0) → Matheus N. (2)
gain= 2
£101.6
8 477 1.5M 83 429k Richarlison (1) → Woltemade (8)
gain= 7
£101.3
7 394 2.6M 80 1.2M Saliba (6) → Gabriel (9)
gain= 3
£101.0
6 314 3.7M 75 610k Schär (0) → Guéhi (7)
Palmer (0) → Semenyo (7)
gain= 14
£100.8
5 239 6.7M 47 3.8M £100.5
4 192 7.4M 65 5.5M Watkins (2) → João Pedro (7)
O'Riley (0) → Grealish (2)
gain= 7
£100.3
3 127 8.1M 49 5.0M £100.2
2 78 8.7M 40 8.7M Gvardiol (0) → Frimpong (0)
Marmoush (1) → O'Riley (2)
Bowen (2) → Haaland (2)
Havertz (0) → Richarlison (4)
Schade (3) → Rice (6)
Frimpong (0) → Lewis (1)
gain= -11
£100.1
1 58 3.4M 58 3.4M £100.0

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