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Helen Bamford's "Pickled Cirkin FC"

Raya
🛡️ 6pts
Saliba
🛡️ 6pts
Virgil
3pts
Schär
1pts
Lewis
1pts
Ballard
⛔️ 1pts
Rice
🅰️🛡️ 6pts
O'Riley
2pts
Xhaka
4pts
Haaland
2pts
Richarlison (C)
🅰️🟨 8pts
Palmer
⛔️ -
Smith Rowe
⚽️ 6pts
Watkins
2pts

25/26 Season

Total Score: 78 Overall Rank: 8.7M Avg. Player Selection: 8.9% Team Value: £100.1M #hits: 5 #transfers: 6 Total Transfer Gain: -11

GW2

Score: 20 Rank: 8.7M Rank Gain: -15723.1% xG: 1.2 xA: 1.4 Performed xPts: 44.0

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Picks

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Raya in GW1

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Man Utd.

Raya: 90 mins Yellow Card 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 7 Saves

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Raya in GW2

Arsenal: Won 5-0 at home to Leeds.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Patterson in GW1

Sunderland: Won 3-0 at home to West Ham.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW2

Sunderland: Lost 2-0 away to Burnley.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Saliba in GW1

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Man Utd.

Saliba: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Saliba in GW2

Arsenal: Won 5-0 at home to Leeds.

Saliba: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Virgil in GW1

Liverpool: Won 4-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Virgil in GW2

Liverpool: Won 2-3 away to Newcastle.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Schär in GW1

Newcastle: Drew 0-0 away to Aston Villa.

Schär: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Schär in GW2

Newcastle: Lost 2-3 at home to Liverpool.

Schär: 80 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Lewis in GW1

Man City: Won 0-4 away to Wolves.

Lewis: 65 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Lewis in GW2

Man City: Lost 0-2 at home to Spurs.

Lewis: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Ballard in GW1

Sunderland: Won 3-0 at home to West Ham.

Ballard: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Ballard in GW2

Sunderland: Lost 2-0 away to Burnley.

Ballard: 8 mins

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Palmer in GW1

Chelsea: Drew 0-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Palmer: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Palmer in GW2

Chelsea: Won 1-5 away to West Ham.

Palmer: Did not play.

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Rice in GW1

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Man Utd.

Rice: 82 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW2

Arsenal: Won 5-0 at home to Leeds.

Rice: 90 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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Smith Rowe in GW1

Fulham: Drew 1-1 away to Brighton.

Smith Rowe: 13 mins

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Smith Rowe in GW2

Fulham: Drew 1-1 at home to Man Utd.

Smith Rowe: 19 mins Goal

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O'Riley in GW1

Brighton: Drew 1-1 at home to Fulham.

O'Riley: 87 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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O'Riley in GW2

Brighton: Lost 2-0 away to Everton.

O'Riley: 90 mins

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Xhaka in GW1

Sunderland: Won 3-0 at home to West Ham.

Xhaka: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Xhaka in GW2

Sunderland: Lost 2-0 away to Burnley.

Xhaka: 90 mins

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Haaland in GW1

Man City: Won 0-4 away to Wolves.

Haaland: 72 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Haaland in GW2

Man City: Lost 0-2 at home to Spurs.

Haaland: 90 mins

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Watkins in GW1

Aston Villa: Drew 0-0 at home to Newcastle.

Watkins: 90 mins

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Watkins in GW2

Aston Villa: Lost 1-0 away to Brentford.

Watkins: 90 mins

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Richarlison in GW1

Spurs: Won 3-0 at home to Burnley.

Richarlison: 71 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Richarlison in GW2

Spurs: Won 0-2 away to Man City.

Richarlison: 77 mins Assist Yellow Card

Pos Team Name Price ΣPts Trans. GW1 GW2 Form GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
GKP ARS Raya £5.5 16 -0.2% 1068.0 liv NFO MCI new WHU
GKP SUN Patterson £4.5 0 -9.1% xx0.0 BRE cry AVL nfo mun
DEF ARS Saliba £6.1 15 -0.2% 967.5 liv NFO MCI new WHU
DEF LIV Virgil £6.0 6 -0.3% 333.0 ARS bur EVE cry che
DEF NEW Schär £5.5 9 -9.1% 814.5 lee WOL bou ARS NFO
DEF MCI Lewis £5.0 12 8.6% 1116.0 bha MUN ars BUR bre
DEF SUN ⛔️ Ballard £4.6 18 -19.3% 1719.0 BRE cry AVL nfo mun
MID CHE ⛔️ Palmer £10.5 3 -35.5% 3x1.5 FUL bre mun BHA LIV
MID ARS Rice £6.5 12 1.6% 666.0 liv NFO MCI new WHU
MID FUL Smith Rowe £5.9 7 -0.4% 163.5 che LEE BRE avl bou
MID BHA O'Riley £5.5 12 -12.2% 1026.0 MCI bou TOT che wol
MID SUN Xhaka £5.0 7 -4.6% 343.5 BRE cry AVL nfo mun
FWD MCI Haaland £14.1 15 4.0% 1327.5 bha MUN ars BUR bre
FWD AVL Watkins £9.0 4 -15.4% 222.0 CRY eve sun FUL BUR
FWD TOT (C) Richarlison £6.7 17 65.6% 1348.5 BOU whu bha WOL lee
Helen Bamford £100.1 78 58 40 76.5 78.1 80.0 70.2 74.0 83.1

History

GW Score Overall Rank GW Score GW Rank Transfers Taken Total Value
2 78 8.7M 20 8.7M Gvardiol (0) → Frimpong (0)
Marmoush (1) → O'Riley (2)
Bowen (2) → Haaland (2)
Havertz (0) → Richarlison (4)
Schade (3) → Rice (6)
Frimpong (0) → Lewis (1)
gain= -11
£100.1
1 58 3.4M 58 3.4M £100.0

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