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Helen Bamford's "Pickled Cirkin FC"

Raya
🛡️ 6pts
Gabriel
🅰️🛡️2️⃣🟨 12pts
Virgil
🛡️🟨 5pts
Guéhi
🛡️2️⃣ 10pts
Ballard
4pts
Semenyo
2pts
Rice
⚽️🛡️3️⃣ 13pts
Xhaka (VC)
⚽️3️⃣ 10pts
Haaland (C)
⚽️⚽️3️⃣ 26pts
Woltemade
1pts
João Pedro
⚽️3️⃣ 9pts
Grealish
2pts
Smith Rowe
⚠️ 1pts

25/26 Season

Total Score: 619 Overall Rank: 1.1M Avg. Player Selection: 23.9% Team Value: £102.1M #hits: 5 #transfers: 12 Total Transfer Gain: 22

GW10

Score: 98 Rank: 544k Rank Gain: 3580.2% xG: 5.1 xA: 1.5 Performed xPts: 60.3

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Picks

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Raya in GW5

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 at home to Man City.

Raya: 90 mins

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Raya in GW6

Arsenal: Won 1-2 away to Newcastle.

Raya: 90 mins

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Raya in GW7

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to West Ham.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Raya in GW8

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Fulham.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Raya in GW9

Arsenal: Won 1-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Raya in GW10

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Patterson in GW5

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 at home to Aston Villa.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW6

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW7

Sunderland: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW8

Sunderland: Won 2-0 at home to Wolves.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW9

Sunderland: Won 1-2 away to Chelsea.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Patterson in GW10

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 at home to Everton.

Patterson: Did not play.

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Gabriel in GW5

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 at home to Man City.

Gabriel: 90 mins

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Gabriel in GW6

Arsenal: Won 1-2 away to Newcastle.

Gabriel: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Gabriel in GW7

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to West Ham.

Gabriel: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Gabriel in GW8

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Fulham.

Gabriel: 90 mins Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Gabriel in GW9

Arsenal: Won 1-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Gabriel: 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Gabriel in GW10

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Gabriel: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Virgil in GW5

Liverpool: Won 2-1 at home to Everton.

Virgil: 90 mins

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Virgil in GW6

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Crystal Palace.

Virgil: 90 mins Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Virgil in GW7

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Chelsea.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Virgil in GW8

Liverpool: Lost 1-2 at home to Man Utd.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Virgil in GW9

Liverpool: Lost 3-2 away to Brentford.

Virgil: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Virgil in GW10

Liverpool: Won 2-0 at home to Aston Villa.

Virgil: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Matheus N. in GW5

Man City: Drew 1-1 away to Arsenal.

Matheus N.: 45 mins

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Matheus N. in GW6

Man City: Won 5-1 at home to Burnley.

Matheus N.: 90 mins Goal Assist 1 Bonus

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Matheus N. in GW7

Man City: Won 0-1 away to Brentford.

Matheus N.: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Matheus N. in GW8

Man City: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Matheus N.: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Matheus N. in GW9

Man City: Lost 1-0 away to Aston Villa.

Matheus N.: 90 mins

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Matheus N. in GW10

Man City: Won 3-1 at home to Bournemouth.

Matheus N.: 90 mins

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Guéhi in GW5

Crystal Palace: Won 1-2 away to West Ham.

Guéhi: 90 mins Assist

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Guéhi in GW6

Crystal Palace: Won 2-1 at home to Liverpool.

Guéhi: 90 mins Assist

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Guéhi in GW7

Crystal Palace: Lost 2-1 away to Everton.

Guéhi: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Guéhi in GW8

Crystal Palace: Drew 3-3 at home to Bournemouth.

Guéhi: 90 mins Assist 3 Goals Conceded

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Guéhi in GW9

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-0 away to Arsenal.

Guéhi: 90 mins

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Guéhi in GW10

Crystal Palace: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Guéhi: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Ballard in GW5

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 at home to Aston Villa.

Ballard: 53 mins

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Ballard in GW6

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Ballard: 15 mins

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Ballard in GW7

Sunderland: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Ballard: 53 mins

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Ballard in GW8

Sunderland: Won 2-0 at home to Wolves.

Ballard: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Ballard in GW9

Sunderland: Won 1-2 away to Chelsea.

Ballard: 90 mins

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Ballard in GW10

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 at home to Everton.

Ballard: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW5

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 at home to Newcastle.

Semenyo: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Semenyo in GW6

Bournemouth: Drew 2-2 away to Leeds.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal

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Semenyo in GW7

Bournemouth: Won 3-1 at home to Fulham.

Semenyo: 90 mins 2 Goals Assist 3 Bonus

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Semenyo in GW8

Bournemouth: Drew 3-3 away to Crystal Palace.

Semenyo: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card

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Semenyo in GW9

Bournemouth: Won 2-0 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Semenyo: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Semenyo in GW10

Bournemouth: Lost 3-1 away to Man City.

Semenyo: 90 mins

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Grealish in GW5

Everton: Lost 2-1 away to Liverpool.

Grealish: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Grealish in GW6

Everton: Drew 1-1 at home to West Ham.

Grealish: 90 mins

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Grealish in GW7

Everton: Won 2-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Grealish: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Grealish in GW8

Everton: Lost 2-0 away to Man City.

Grealish: Did not play.

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Grealish in GW9

Everton: Lost 0-3 at home to Spurs.

Grealish: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Grealish in GW10

Everton: Drew 1-1 away to Sunderland.

Grealish: 90 mins

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Rice in GW5

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 at home to Man City.

Rice: 90 mins 1 Bonus

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Rice in GW6

Arsenal: Won 1-2 away to Newcastle.

Rice: 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus

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Rice in GW7

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to West Ham.

Rice: 78 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW8

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Fulham.

Rice: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW9

Arsenal: Won 1-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Rice: 81 mins Assist 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW10

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Rice: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Smith Rowe in GW5

Fulham: Won 3-1 at home to Brentford.

Smith Rowe: 10 mins

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Smith Rowe in GW6

Fulham: Lost 3-1 away to Aston Villa.

Smith Rowe: 25 mins

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Smith Rowe in GW7

Fulham: Lost 3-1 away to Bournemouth.

Smith Rowe: 4 mins

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Smith Rowe in GW8

Fulham: Lost 0-1 at home to Arsenal.

Smith Rowe: 26 mins

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Smith Rowe in GW9

Fulham: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Smith Rowe: 45 mins

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Smith Rowe in GW10

Fulham: Won 3-0 at home to Wolves.

Smith Rowe: 18 mins

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Xhaka in GW5

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 at home to Aston Villa.

Xhaka: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card

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Xhaka in GW6

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Xhaka: 90 mins Assist 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Xhaka in GW7

Sunderland: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Xhaka: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Xhaka in GW8

Sunderland: Won 2-0 at home to Wolves.

Xhaka: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Xhaka in GW9

Sunderland: Won 1-2 away to Chelsea.

Xhaka: 90 mins

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Xhaka in GW10

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 at home to Everton.

Xhaka: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Haaland in GW5

Man City: Drew 1-1 away to Arsenal.

Haaland: 75 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Haaland in GW6

Man City: Won 5-1 at home to Burnley.

Haaland: 90 mins 2 Goals Assist 3 Bonus

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Haaland in GW7

Man City: Won 0-1 away to Brentford.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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Haaland in GW8

Man City: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Haaland: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Haaland in GW9

Man City: Lost 1-0 away to Aston Villa.

Haaland: 90 mins

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Haaland in GW10

Man City: Won 3-1 at home to Bournemouth.

Haaland: 81 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Woltemade in GW5

Newcastle: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

Woltemade: 83 mins

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Woltemade in GW6

Newcastle: Lost 1-2 at home to Arsenal.

Woltemade: 66 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Woltemade in GW7

Newcastle: Won 2-0 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Woltemade: 90 mins Goal

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Woltemade in GW8

Newcastle: Lost 2-1 away to Brighton.

Woltemade: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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Woltemade in GW9

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Fulham.

Woltemade: 85 mins

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Woltemade in GW10

Newcastle: Lost 3-1 away to West Ham.

Woltemade: 45 mins

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João Pedro in GW5

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Man Utd.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW6

Chelsea: Lost 1-3 at home to Brighton.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW7

Chelsea: Won 2-1 at home to Liverpool.

João Pedro: 73 mins

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João Pedro in GW8

Chelsea: Won 0-3 away to Nott'm Forest.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW9

Chelsea: Lost 1-2 at home to Sunderland.

João Pedro: 84 mins

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João Pedro in GW10

Chelsea: Won 0-1 away to Spurs.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Pos Team Name Price ΣPts Trans. GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10 Form GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
GKP ARS Raya £5.8 52 1.9% 2266666.0 sun TOT che BRE avl
GKP SUN Patterson £4.3 0 -0.6% xxxxxx0.0 ARS ful BOU liv mci
DEF ARS Gabriel £6.6 80 4.3% 21391291211.0 sun TOT che BRE avl
DEF LIV Virgil £6.0 40 -1.7% 4213353.7 mci NFO whu SUN lee
DEF MCI Matheus N. £5.3 32 -2.1% 11257224.0 LIV new LEE ful SUN
DEF CRY Guéhi £5.0 64 2.2% 77344105.2 BHA wol MUN bur ful
DEF SUN Ballard £4.6 39 -0.9% 11310245.3 ARS ful BOU liv mci
MID BOU Semenyo £8.1 75 0.2% 57184323.0 avl WHU sun EVE CHE
MID EVE Grealish £6.9 40 -1.2% 1210x123.2 FUL mun NEW bou NFO
MID ARS Rice £6.8 63 12.8% 391137137.7 sun TOT che BRE avl
MID FUL ⚠️ Smith Rowe £5.6 15 -1.9% 1111111.0 ⚠️ eve SUN tot MCI CRY
MID SUN Xhaka £5.1 49 0.5% 49352105.7 ARS ful BOU liv mci
FWD MCI (C) Haaland £14.8 98 0.6% 9168132139.0 LIV new LEE ful SUN
FWD NEW Woltemade £7.5 35 -2.8% 2768214.2 bre MCI eve TOT BUR
FWD CHE João Pedro £7.4 52 1.3% 2222294.3 WOL bur ARS lee bou
Helen Bamford £102.1 605 47 75 80 83 44 98 73.3 72.0 75.7 75.3 74.3 73.0

History

GW Score Overall Rank GW Score GW Rank Transfers Taken Total Value
10 619 1.1M 98 544k £102.1
9 521 1.7M 44 6.7M Lewis (0) → Matheus N. (2)
gain= 2
£101.6
8 477 1.5M 83 429k Richarlison (1) → Woltemade (8)
gain= 7
£101.3
7 394 2.6M 80 1.2M Saliba (6) → Gabriel (9)
gain= 3
£101.0
6 314 3.7M 75 610k Schär (0) → Guéhi (7)
Palmer (0) → Semenyo (7)
gain= 14
£100.8
5 239 6.7M 47 3.8M £100.5
4 192 7.4M 65 5.5M Watkins (2) → João Pedro (7)
O'Riley (0) → Grealish (2)
gain= 7
£100.3
3 127 8.1M 49 5.0M £100.2
2 78 8.7M 40 8.7M Gvardiol (0) → Frimpong (0)
Marmoush (1) → O'Riley (2)
Bowen (2) → Haaland (2)
Havertz (0) → Richarlison (4)
Schade (3) → Rice (6)
Frimpong (0) → Lewis (1)
gain= -11
£100.1
1 58 3.4M 58 3.4M £100.0

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