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🏆 GW10 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

98 pts

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

46 pts

Mersey-cry-siders
Jamie Gibbons

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

7×⚽️

Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

M.Salah (C)

Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+12 places

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-14 places

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

399 BPS

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

32 pts

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.2'

Tilbs United
Josh Tilbury

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

107

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

44

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+30 pts

FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC
Joe Pashley

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-17 pts

It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 67.9% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon M.Salah 6.6% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon Woltemade 4.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 4.7% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 2.8% 7pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.1% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 10.4% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Pope 10.4% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 8.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Donnarumma 6.6% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 52.8% 12pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 36.8% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 34.0% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Van de Ven 22.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 20.8% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 75.5% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 34.0% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Grealish 25.5% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Saka 24.5% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Rice 22.6% 13pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 84.9% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Woltemade 49.1% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 34.0% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Mateta 29.2% 9pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 23.6% 7pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 182% 6.3pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 139% 8.1pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Attack 88% 6.5pts
4thKit Icon BOU Attack 79% 2.0pts
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 66% 7.0pts
6thKit Icon NEW Attack 63% 1.1pts
7thKit Icon CRY Defence 62% 8.4pts
8thKit Icon MUN Attack 54% 2.6pts
9thKit Icon EVE Attack 50% 4.9pts
10thKit Icon LIV Attack 47% 4.5pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon M.Salah (C) +19.3pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		20pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Sessegnon +14.0pts McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine 		14pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Welbeck (C) +11.7pts Slotty Too Hotty
Jamie Boswell 		12pts : 81 mins Goal
Kit Icon Gravenberch ⚠️ +10.9pts ALISSON WONDERLAND
Ronald Cvek 		11pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Xhaka +9.8pts Wirtz Team Possible
Luke Cornwall 		10pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

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Mbeumo in GW10

Man Utd: Drew 2-2 away to Nott'm Forest.

Mbeumo: 90 mins

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Mateta in GW10

Crystal Palace: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Mateta: 89 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Gabriel in GW10

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Gabriel: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Thiago in GW10

Brentford: Lost 2-0 away to Crystal Palace.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Woltemade in GW10

Newcastle: Lost 3-1 away to West Ham.

Woltemade: 45 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
Kit Icon Mbeumo 24 8.7 2tot (6.3) EVE (6.6) cry (5.8) WHU (7.8) wol (8.1)
Kit Icon Mateta 15 9.3 9BHA (6.4) wol (7.4) MUN (6.4) bur (7.2) ful (6.0)
Kit Icon Gabriel 10 11.0 12sun (8.0) TOT (7.6) che (7.6) BRE (8.0) avl (8.3)
Kit Icon Thiago 10 5.0 2NEW (5.1) bha (5.7) BUR (6.3) ars (4.1) tot (5.2)
Kit Icon Woltemade 9 3.7 1bre (4.3) MCI (3.9) eve (4.2) TOT (4.2) BUR (4.7)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW10

Chelsea: Won 0-1 away to Spurs.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Reijnders in GW10

Man City: Won 3-1 at home to Bournemouth.

Reijnders: 17 mins

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Kudus in GW10

Spurs: Lost 0-1 at home to Chelsea.

Kudus: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Van de Ven in GW10

Spurs: Lost 0-1 at home to Chelsea.

Van de Ven: 90 mins

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Senesi in GW10

Bournemouth: Lost 3-1 away to Man City.

Senesi: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

Player #Trans. Form GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
Kit Icon João Pedro 27 4.3 9WOL (7.1) bur (6.9) ARS (4.7) lee (6.5) bou (5.5)
Kit Icon Reijnders 14 1.0 1LIV (3.9) new (3.9) LEE (4.5) ful (4.0) SUN (3.7)
Kit Icon Kudus ⚠️ 7 2.0 1MUN (4.9) ars (3.9) FUL (4.7) new (4.6) BRE (4.8)
Kit Icon Van de Ven 6 8.3 2MUN (5.5) ars (4.4) FUL (5.4) new (5.1) BRE (5.4)
Kit Icon Senesi 6 3.3 3avl (6.5) WHU (7.0) sun (6.4) EVE (6.7) CHE (6.1)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW10 Score
FH FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 81
FH KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 58
TC It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 58
WC1 Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 53
WC1 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 51

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW10) Rank (GW10) Captain Trans.
1 (+2) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 675 81 41k 1.5M Haaland (26) 2 (8)
2 (+2) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 673 82 47k 1.3M Haaland (26) 2 (-2)
3 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 672 73 49k 3.7M Haaland (26) 1 (2)
4 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 662 70 90k 4.6M Haaland (26)
5 (+1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 654 80 144k 1.7M Haaland (26) 1 (0)
6 (+2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 649 78 189k 2.1M Haaland (26)
7 dan Daniel Jarred 649 76 193k 1.7M Gabriel (24) 2 (8) H
8 (+3) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 642 79 273k 2.0M Haaland (26) 2 (-6)
9 (+6) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 637 85 342k 746k Haaland (26)
10 (-1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 633 65 411k 6.4M Haaland (26)
11 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 633 80 427k 1.7M Haaland (26) 1 (1)
12 (+5) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 🔮 632 FH 81 433k 1.4M Haaland (26) 13 (30)
13 (-8) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 630 53 477k 9.9M Woltemade (2) WC 12 (-7)
14 (+4) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 629 79 498k 2.0M Haaland (26) 2 (-8)
15 (+11) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 627 90 534k 339k Haaland (26) 2 (2)
16 (+11) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 626 91 558k 276k Haaland (26) 2 (2)
17 (-4) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 624 65 608k 6.4M Haaland (26)
18 (-6) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 623 60 637k 8.3M Haaland (26) 1 (-1)
19 (-3) Estève the Best William Pinnington 622 70 669k 4.8M Gabriel (24) 2 (7)
20 chumpians Iain L 621 77 689k 2.6M Haaland (26) 3 (1)
21 French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 620 80 716k 1.7M Haaland (26) 1 (7)
22 (-3) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 620 73 716k 3.7M Haaland (26) 1 (0)
23 (-1) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 👑 🦴 619 98 761k 50k Haaland (26)
24 (-10) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 614 FH 58 888k 8.7M Saka (6) 14 (8)
25 (-2) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 611 70 986k 4.8M Semenyo (4) 1 (-3)
26 (+2) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 610 76 1.0M 2.7M Haaland (26) 1 (2)
27 (+4) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 604 83 1.3M 1.1M Haaland (26) 1 (0)
28 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 602 70 1.3M 4.6M Haaland (26)
29 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 602 70 1.3M 4.6M Haaland (26)
30 (-6) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 602 61 1.3M 8.0M Gyökeres (14) 1 (7)
31 (+9) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 600 90 1.4M 294k Haaland (26)
32 (+5) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 598 75 1.5M 3.1M Haaland (26) 2 (-7)
33 (-8) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 597 63 1.5M 7.4M Haaland (26) 3 (-7)
34 (-1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 594 72 1.7M 3.9M Haaland (26)
35 ddd Maciek Kalka 592 67 1.7M 5.9M Gyökeres (14) 2 (11)
36 King Sergej Aidan Fleming 592 72 1.8M 4.2M Haaland (26) 4 (0)
37 (-5) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 588 68 2.0M 4.2M Haaland (26) 3 (-14) H
38 (+3) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 586 73 2.0M 3.5M Woltemade (2)
39 (-5) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 586 60 2.0M 7.1M Haaland (26) 3 (-11) H
40 (-1) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 581 64 2.3M 6.9M Haaland (26) 1 (-3)
41 (+2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 581 72 2.3M 2.8M Haaland (26) 2 (4) H
42 (-4) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 578 71 2.5M 4.5M Welbeck (12) 2 (5)
43 (+5) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 577 85 2.5M 804k Haaland (26) 1 (9)
44 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 573 64 2.7M 7.0M Haaland (26) 2 (0)
45 (+7) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 572 79 2.8M 2.0M Haaland (26) 2 (4)
46 (+1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 571 72 2.8M 4.2M Mbeumo (4) 4 (12)
47 (+3) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 569 70 2.9M 4.8M Mbeumo (4) 1 (5)
48 (-3) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 569 63 2.9M 6.0M Haaland (26) 3 (1) H
49 (+14) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 567 88 3.0M 473k Haaland (26) 1 (1)
50 (+12) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 566 82 3.1M 1.3M Haaland (26) 2 (5)
51 Out on Bale Ben Shaw 566 68 3.1M 5.6M Haaland (26) 2 (4)
52 (+3) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 565 75 3.1M 3.0M Haaland (26) 1 (2)
53 (+4) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 563 83 3.3M 1.2M Haaland (26) 3 (8)
54 (-1) Palmer Violets James Carr 562 67 3.3M 5.7M João Pedro (18)
55 (+5) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 562 76 3.3M 2.8M Haaland (26) 2 (6)
56 (-10) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 562 68 3.3M 5.3M Haaland (26)
57 (-15) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 555 48 3.7M 10.3M Haaland (26) 2 (-11) H
58 Jurásek Park James White 552 68 3.9M 5.5M Haaland (26) 1 (-3)
59 (+5) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 551 76 3.9M 2.6M Haaland (26)
60 (+8) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 548 77 4.1M 2.5M Haaland (26) 1 (2)
61 (+4) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 547 72 4.1M 3.9M Haaland (26)
62 (+4) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 547 72 4.1M 4.1M Haaland (26) 2 (4)
63 (-2) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 544 63 4.3M 7.3M Haaland (26) 1 (4)
64 (-5) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 544 76 4.4M 2.7M Haaland (26) 1 (-2)
65 (-9) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 542 53 4.4M 8.1M Haaland (26) 4 (-10) H H
66 (+3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 541 71 4.5M 4.5M Haaland (26) 2 (-4)
67 (+5) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 537 77 4.7M 2.3M Haaland (26)
68 (+13) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 536 90 4.8M 321k Haaland (26) 1 (-2)
69 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 529 72 5.2M 2.8M Haaland (26) 2 (-1) H
70 (+4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 528 71 5.2M 4.2M Haaland (26)
71 (-4) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 525 59 5.4M 8.6M Haaland (26) 1 (0)
72 (+3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 520 65 5.7M 6.4M M.Salah (20) 💀
73 (+6) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 519 68 5.7M 5.3M Haaland (26)
74 (+10) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 518 74 5.8M 3.2M Haaland (26)
75 (+1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 518 75 5.8M 3.1M Haaland (26) 2 (12)
76 (+10) Cheese FC Edward Capper 515 69 5.9M 4.9M Haaland (26)
77 (+5) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 🧑‍🔬 514 65 6.0M 6.4M M.Salah (20)
78 (-8) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 514 61 6.0M 7.8M Eze (6)
79 (-8) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 🐓 513 46 6.0M 11.2M Grealish (4)
80 (+9) klopp till you drop Adam French 512 78 6.1M 2.1M Haaland (26)
81 (-32) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 508 80 6.4M 1.8M J.Timber (12) 3 (11)
82 (-4) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 505 55 6.5M 9.5M Virgil (10)
83 (+5) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 505 68 6.5M 5.6M Haaland (26) 3 (-5)
84 (+3) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 503 65 6.6M 6.4M Haaland (26)
85 (-2) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 501 60 6.7M 8.3M Mbeumo (4) 1 (1)
86 (-32) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 498 68 6.9M 4.1M Haaland (26) 2 (-8) H
87 (+10) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée ⚽️ 496 81 7.0M 1.5M Haaland (26) 2 (16)
88 (+2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 495 62 7.0M 7.7M Woltemade (2) 2 (-6)
89 (-4) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 🤡 494 54 7.1M 8.9M TC Woltemade (3) 2 (-17) H
90 (+3) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 493 64 7.1M 6.7M Haaland (26)
91 (-14) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 492 49 7.1M 10.7M Woltemade (2)
92 (-1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 491 58 7.2M 8.7M M.Salah (20)
93 (+5) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 490 73 7.2M 3.7M Mbeumo (4) 1 (1)
94 (+2) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 483 80 7.6M 1.7M Haaland (26) 1 (-9)
95 (-15) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 483 56 7.6M 9.4M João Pedro (18) 1 (0)
96 (-4) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 481 56 7.7M 9.2M Haaland (26)
97 (-3) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 🥊 479 50 7.8M 10.5M Kudus (2)
98 (-3) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🧠 478 51 7.8M 10.4M Mbeumo (4) WC 9 (12)
99 SaughallXI Curtis French 476 61 7.9M 8.0M Saka (6) 2 (-4)
100 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 473 67 8.0M 5.7M M.Salah (20) 💀
101 (+1) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 459 57 8.6M 9.0M M.Salah (20) 💀
102 (+2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 458 73 8.6M 3.5M Haaland (26)
103 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 451 53 8.9M 9.9M M.Salah (20) 💀
104 (-4) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 449 57 9.0M 9.0M M.Salah (20) 💀
105 HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 440 56 9.3M 9.4M Gyökeres (14) 1 (-7)
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 388 55 10.6M 9.5M Raya (12) 💀

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