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👑 King

Best GW

33 pts

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

0 pts

Beef Cherki
Stephen Fragias

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️

dan
Daniel Jarred

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Cunha (C)

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+0 places

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

+0 places

Beef Cherki
Stephen Fragias

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

105 BPS

dan
Daniel Jarred

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

7 pts

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

35.1'

Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

41

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

0

Wizard
Max Allars

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+13 pts

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-5 pts

Wirtz Case Scenario
Nikhil Thapar

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 36.8% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 16.0%
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 10.4%
4th Kit Icon Wilson 4.7%
5th Kit Icon Thiago 4.7%

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Dúbravka 28.3%
2nd Kit Icon Kelleher 14.2%
3rd Kit Icon Sánchez 10.4%
4th Kit Icon Pickford 9.4%
5th Kit Icon Leno 9.4%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Virgil 51.9%
2nd Kit Icon Senesi 24.5% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Andersen 20.8%
4th Kit Icon Thiaw 18.9%
5th Kit Icon Hill 17.9% -1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 68.9% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Wilson 48.1%
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 33.0%
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 23.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gordon 20.8%

Forwards

1st Kit Icon João Pedro 58.5%
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 52.8%
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 51.9%
4th Kit Icon Haaland 28.3%
5th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 13.2% 5pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MUN Attack 148% 6.7pts
2ndKit Icon LIV Attack 102%
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 101%
4thKit Icon BRE Attack 76%
5thKit Icon MCI Attack 70%
6thKit Icon FUL Attack 66%
7thKit Icon LIV Defence 64%
8thKit Icon BOU Defence 49% 0.4pts
9thKit Icon AVL Attack 42%
10thKit Icon BUR Defence 39%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Cunha (C) +11.6pts Titus Shambles
Harry Everett 		12pts : 81 mins Assist 1 Bonus
Kit Icon Evanilson +5.0pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		5pts : 90 mins Assist
Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr +4.6pts French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French 		5pts : 17 mins Goal
Kit Icon Truffert +4.0pts klopp till you drop
Adam French 		4pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Goals Conceded
Kit Icon Adli +2.0pts Palmer Violets
James Carr 		2pts : 72 mins

Popular Moves

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Gordon in GW31

Newcastle: Home to Sunderland.

Gordon: Upcoming fixture.

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Thiaw in GW31

Newcastle: Home to Sunderland.

Thiaw: Upcoming fixture.

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Virgil in GW31

Liverpool: Away to Brighton.

Virgil: Upcoming fixture.

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B.Fernandes in GW31

Man Utd: Drew 2-2 away to Bournemouth.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Ekitiké in GW31

Liverpool: Away to Brighton.

Ekitiké: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36
Kit Icon Gordon 19 4.4 -cry (4.1) BOU (4.2) ars (3.7) BHA (4.3) nfo (4.3)
Kit Icon Thiaw 18 3.4 -cry (5.6) BOU (5.8) ars (5.1) BHA (5.7) nfo (5.8)
Kit Icon Virgil 14 4.2 -FUL (6.1) eve (6.1) CRY (5.8) mun (5.9) CHE (5.7)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 13 9.2 13LEE (7.6) che (7.0) BRE (6.9) LIV (6.7) sun (6.8)
Kit Icon Ekitiké 12 4.0 -FUL (5.3) eve (5.2) CRY (5.0) mun (5.4) CHE (5.4)

Transferred Out:

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Haaland in GW31

No fixture.

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Semenyo in GW31

No fixture.

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Guéhi in GW31

No fixture.

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Rice in GW31

No fixture.

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J.Timber in GW31

No fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36
Kit Icon Haaland 30 2.5 -che (6.2) ARS (5.0) bur (7.5) eve (6.0) BRE (6.1)
Kit Icon Semenyo 26 5.2 -che (6.2) ARS (5.1) bur (7.5) eve (6.1) BRE (6.1)
Kit Icon Guéhi 21 2.8 -che (4.8) ARS (4.4) bur (5.5) eve (5.0) BRE (4.9)
Kit Icon Rice 20 3.8 -BOU (6.0) mci (5.7) NEW (6.1) FUL (6.2) whu (6.6)
Kit Icon J.Timber 18 6.2 -BOU (6.6) mci (5.4) NEW (5.9) FUL (6.5) whu (6.8)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW31 Score
FH Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 32
FH Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 32
FH Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 28
FH Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 28
FH Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 28
FH Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 28
FH Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 28
FH Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 27
FH Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 27
FH Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 27
FH FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 26
FH Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 26
FH Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 26
FH Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 26
FH Sloppykloppy James Cushen 19
FH Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 15
FH Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 15
FH Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 15
FH Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 14
FH Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 13
FH McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 13
FH Out on Bale Ben Shaw 13
FH A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 13
FH Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 13
FH Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 13
FH Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 13

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW31) Rank (GW31) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,883 27 6031 1.5M B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 2 (0)
2 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,881 27 6655 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 3 (0)
3 (-2) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,878 27 7852 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 3 (0)
4 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,864 28 14k 1.2M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 3 (0)
5 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,861 26 16k 2.0M B.Fernandes (26) 2/12 1 (0)
6 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,819 FH 15 77k 3.2M Wilson (0) 3/12 7 (0)
7 (+2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,818 25 87k 2.2M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12
8 (-1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,817 13 83k 5.7M Calvert-Lewin (0) 1/11 1 (0)
9 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,812 25 108k 2.3M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 1 (0)
10 (-2) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,801 14 139k 4.2M Thiago (0) 2/12 2 (0)
11 (+2) dan Daniel Jarred ⚽️ 🦴 1,794 33 239k 2.4M B.Fernandes (26) 4/8
12 (+2) chumpians Iain L 1,789 25 212k 2.3M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 3 (0)
13 (-1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,789 31 211k 396k B.Fernandes (26) 3/11 1 (0)
14 (+1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,784 FH 32 246k 278k B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 13 (2)
15 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,765 25 478k 5.9M B.Fernandes (26) 3/10
16 (+1) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,762 FH 28 411k 783k B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 9 (4)
17 (-6) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,757 17 434k 2.8M Wilson (0) 3/12
18 (+1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,748 27 552k 1.2M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12
19 (+2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,733 19 697k 2.5M Ekitiké (0) 4/12 2 (0)
20 (-2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 🐓 1,732 0 674k 12.8M Palmer (0) 0/12 3 (0)
21 (-1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 🧠 1,731 FH 13 723k 4.4M Thiago (0) 1/12 11 (2)
22 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,727 26 825k 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 2/10
23 (+2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,722 30 979k 2.3M B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 1 (0)
24 (+4) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,719 27 943k 1.5M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 2 (0)
25 (-1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,717 15 926k 3.2M Ekitiké (0) 2/10
26 (+4) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,713 FH 28 1.0M 783k B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 10 (16)
27 You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,710 25 1.1M 2.3M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 2 (0)
28 (-5) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,704 2 1.1M 9.0M Ekitiké (0) 1/9
29 FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,704 FH 26 1.2M 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 2/12 12 (15)
30 (-4) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,703 12 1.2M 5.9M Semenyo (0) 2/9
31 (+4) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 👑 1,701 33 1.3M 141k B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 1 (0)
32 (+1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,695 21 1.4M 2.4M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 4 (-4) H
33 (+6) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,691 22 1.4M 2.2M B.Fernandes (26) 2/12 4 (-4) H
34 (+2) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,686 FH 26 1.5M 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 2/12 13 (1)
35 (-4) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,684 27 1.6M 1.4M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 1 (0)
36 (+2) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,680 3 1.5M 7.0M Ekitiké (0) 2/10
37 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,673 6 1.7M 6.4M Wilson (0) 3/12 2 (0)
38 (-1) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,673 FH 15 1.7M 3.2M Thiago (0) 2/12 13 (19)
39 (+4) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,673 FH 28 1.8M 783k B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 12 (8)
40 (-6) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,668 14 1.9M 2.8M Palmer (0) 3/12 4 (-4) H
41 (+4) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,666 FH 27 2.0M 1.2M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 8 (14)
42 (+4) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,665 22 2.0M 2.2M B.Fernandes (26) 2/12 3 (-4) H
43 (+1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,661 14 2.0M 3.8M Ekitiké (0) 3/11
44 (+6) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,658 29 2.2M 673k B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 1 (0)
45 (+7) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,655 FH 27 2.2M 1.2M B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 11 (2)
46 (-5) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,653 15 2.3M 4.4M Semenyo (0) 2/8
47 (+2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,652 FH 26 2.3M 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 2/12 9 (0)
48 (+8) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 🥊 1,652 FH 32 2.3M 278k B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 10 (6)
49 (-2) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,645 13 2.4M 4.4M Enzo (0) 1/9 💀
50 (+3) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,638 14 2.6M 3.8M Haaland (0) 2/8
51 (+8) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,634 FH 28 2.7M 783k B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 5 (2)
52 (-4) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,633 0 2.6M 9.0M Haaland (0) 0/7
53 (-2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,630 2 2.7M 7.3M Palmer (0) 3/11
54 (+4) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,627 FH 28 2.9M 783k B.Fernandes (26) 3/12 4 (2)
55 Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,622 0 2.9M 9.0M Haaland (0) 0/7 💀
56 (+1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,611 0 3.2M 9.0M Haaland (0) 0/7 💀
57 (+3) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,602 FH 13 3.5M 4.4M Wilson (0) 1/12 12 (13)
58 (+4) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 🔮 1,601 16 3.5M 3.1M Ekitiké (0) 3/12 1 (13)
59 (+4) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,597 FH 13 3.6M 4.4M Bowen (0) 1/12 14 (9)
60 (+6) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,590 14 3.8M 3.8M Haaland (0) 2/10 💀
61 isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,589 0 3.8M 12.8M Virgil (0) 2/12 1 (0)
62 (+5) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,589 15 3.8M 3.2M Haaland (0) 2/7 💀
63 (-9) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 🤡 1,589 22 4.0M 2.1M B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 2 (-5) H
64 (+5) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,587 FH 26 4.0M 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 2/12 6 (8)
65 (+7) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,586 FH 27 4.0M 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 6 (-2)
66 (-2) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,585 6 3.9M 6.4M Virgil (0) 2/12
67 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,576 2 4.1M 7.3M Haaland (0) 1/7 💀
68 (+8) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 🧑‍🔬 1,576 14 4.2M 3.8M Cunha (12) 4/9
69 (+8) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,572 19 4.4M 2.8M Thiago (0) 4/9
70 (+1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,571 15 4.3M 3.2M Haaland (0) 2/10 💀
71 (-3) Wizard Max Allars 1,570 0 4.3M 9.0M Haaland (0) 0/7
72 (+1) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,570 4 4.3M 6.8M Rogers (0) 2/9 💀
73 (-41) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,569 FH 14 4.4M 3.8M Wilson (0) 2/12 8 (-5)
74 Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,565 0 4.4M 9.0M Grealish (0) 0/9 💀
75 (+5) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,565 FH 13 4.5M 4.4M João Pedro (0) 2/12 11 (0)
76 (-1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,560 FH 13 4.7M 4.4M Szoboszlai (0) 1/12 14 (-6)
77 (+1) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,558 1 4.6M 8.3M Ekitiké (0) 1/11
78 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,557 5 4.6M 6.4M Haaland (0) 1/6 💀
79 (-9) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,555 2 4.7M 7.3M João Pedro (0) 1/9
80 (+3) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,553 20 5.0M 3.2M Virgil (0) 3/10
81 (+6) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,552 32 5.0M 436k B.Fernandes (26) 4/12 3 (0)
82 (+2) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,550 14 4.9M 3.8M Haaland (0) 2/8 💀
83 (-2) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,545 1 5.0M 8.3M Haaland (0) 1/8 💀
84 (-42) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,542 20 5.3M 3.2M Hill (-2) 6/9
85 (+1) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,539 17 5.2M 2.8M Wirtz (0) 3/12 💀
86 (+2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,534 32 5.5M 278k B.Fernandes (26) 3/8 💀
87 (-5) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,533 FH 13 5.4M 4.4M João Pedro (0) 3/12 11 (14)
88 (-3) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,520 1 5.6M 9.0M Gordon (0) 1/12 1 (0)
89 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,519 FH 13 5.8M 4.4M Ekitiké (0) 1/12 7 (13)
90 (+1) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,492 FH 15 6.4M 3.2M Thiago (0) 2/12 5 (13)
91 (-1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,491 1 6.4M 8.3M Haaland (0) 1/8 💀
92 (+2) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,490 15 6.5M 3.2M Watkins (0) 2/12 💀
93 (+4) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,480 16 6.9M 6.3M Ekitiké (0) 4/9
94 (+2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,476 3 6.7M 7.0M Haaland (0) 2/7 💀
95 (+3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,476 13 6.8M 4.4M Haaland (0) 1/9 💀
96 (-1) Jurásek Park James White 1,473 3 6.8M 7.0M Haaland (0) 2/9 💀
97 (-5) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,472 0 6.8M 9.0M Guéhi (0) 0/6 💀
98 (+2) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,470 FH 19 7.0M 2.6M Ekitiké (0) 3/12 6 (14)
99 (-6) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,464 8 7.0M 6.1M Haaland (0) 3/8 💀
100 (+1) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,448 7 7.5M 8.3M Neto (0) 3/12 💀
101 (+1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,444 6 7.5M 6.4M Ekitiké (0) 2/10
102 (-3) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,437 3 7.6M 6.2M João Pedro (0) 2/12 2 (-4) H
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,420 3 8.0M 7.0M Gyökeres (0) 2/8 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,315 0 9.8M 9.0M Palmer (0) 0/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,241 0 10.7M 9.0M Gyökeres (0) 0/6 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,221 0 10.9M 9.0M Raya (0) 0/10 💀

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