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🏆 GW30 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

71 pts

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

26 pts

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Cunha (C)

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+10 places

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-11 places

I Baleba Can Fly
Daniel Cornwall

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

267 BPS

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

29 pts

Wirtz in Progress
Alex Pawsey

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

88.5'

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥

Stach My Ants On
Reece Smith

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

91

Flo, Mo & Bros
Luke Scamp

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

45

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+16 pts

klopp till you drop
Adam French

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-6 pts

Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 31.1% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 17.0% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 15.1% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Semenyo 7.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 6.6% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.1% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon Dúbravka 15.1% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 14.2%
4th Kit Icon Pickford 11.3% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Sánchez 8.5% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 58.5% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 43.4% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Virgil 37.7% 2pts
4th Kit Icon J.Timber 35.8% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 22.6% 10pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 68.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 56.6% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 39.6% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Wilson 31.1% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Rogers 29.2% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.4% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 51.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 41.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Thiago 40.6%
5th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 7.5% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 200% 1.5pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 144% 6.4pts
3rdKit Icon MUN Attack 108% 6.4pts
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 103% 2.8pts
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 80% 1.8pts
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 63% 1.9pts
7thKit Icon BRE Attack 60%
8thKit Icon ARS Attack 58% 3.3pts
9thKit Icon BOU Defence 52% 8.4pts
10thKit Icon LIV Defence 43% 2.2pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Cunha (C) +15.6pts Titus Shambles
Harry Everett 		16pts : 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus
Kit Icon Gyökeres (C) +13.9pts Sloppykloppy
James Cushen 		14pts : 29 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Truffert +11.0pts Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Saliba +10.2pts Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Richards +9.9pts Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton 		10pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Anderson in GW30

Nott'm Forest: Drew 0-0 at home to Fulham.

Anderson: 87 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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João Pedro in GW30

Chelsea: Lost 0-1 at home to Newcastle.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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Virgil in GW30

Liverpool: Drew 1-1 at home to Spurs.

Virgil: 90 mins

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Petrović in GW30

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 away to Burnley.

Petrović: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Ballard in GW30

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Brighton.

Ballard: 63 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35
Kit Icon Anderson 4 5.0 2tot (5.3) AVL (5.1) BUR (5.5) sun (5.1) che (5.1)
Kit Icon João Pedro 4 7.5 2eve (6.1) MCI (5.7) MUN (6.4) bha (6.3) NFO (6.2)
Kit Icon Virgil 3 5.2 2bha (6.0) FUL (6.2) eve (6.2) CRY (5.9) mun (6.0)
Kit Icon Petrović 2 6.0 6MUN (4.0) ars (3.8) new (3.9) LEE (4.2) CRY (4.1)
Kit Icon Ballard ⚠️ 2 5.2 4new (5.5) TOT (5.7) avl (5.6) NFO (5.8) wol (6.2)

Transferred Out:

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Rogers in GW30

Aston Villa: Lost 3-1 away to Man Utd.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Roefs in GW30

Sunderland: Lost 0-1 at home to Brighton.

Roefs: Did not play.

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Van de Ven in GW30

Spurs: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Van de Ven: Did not play.

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Gravenberch in GW30

Liverpool: Drew 1-1 at home to Spurs.

Gravenberch: 90 mins

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Guéhi in GW30

Man City: Drew 1-1 away to West Ham.

Guéhi: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35
Kit Icon Rogers 5 1.8 2WHU (6.0) nfo (5.4) SUN (5.2) ful (5.3) TOT (5.8)
Kit Icon Roefs 5 0.8 xnew (0.0) TOT (3.7) avl (3.7) NFO (3.8) wol (3.9)
Kit Icon Van de Ven 4 -0.8 xNFO (0.0) sun (5.1) BHA (4.7) wol (5.4) avl (4.8)
Kit Icon Gravenberch 3 2.5 2bha (4.5) FUL (4.6) eve (4.5) CRY (4.4) mun (4.5)
Kit Icon Guéhi 3 2.8 2 - (0.0) che (4.8) ARS (4.4) bur (5.5) eve (5.0)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW30 Score
BB Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 50
BB It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 43
TC Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 39

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW30) Rank (GW30) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,851 66 6151 99k Semenyo (4) 12/12
2 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,850 56 6368 705k B.Fernandes (20) 11/12
3 (-1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,840 42 11k 5.0M Haaland (4) 10/12
4 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,827 40 18k 5.0M Ekitiké (2) 11/12
5 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,821 40 24k 5.0M B.Fernandes (20) 9/12
6 (+2) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,804 59 48k 448k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
7 (-1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,804 50 49k 1.1M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 2 (-1) H
8 (+2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,777 51 124k 1.5M B.Fernandes (20) 9/12
9 Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,773 46 142k 3.0M Semenyo (4) 10/12 1 (1)
10 (-3) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 🐓 1,767 26 171k 10.6M Thiago (0) 9/12
11 (+3) chumpians Iain L 1,758 48 218k 2.2M Haaland (4) 11/12
12 (+3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,758 62 219k 228k Haaland (4) 12/12
13 (-2) dan Daniel Jarred 1,754 35 243k 7.0M Haaland (4) 10/12
14 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 🧠 1,745 36 308k 6.6M Haaland (4) 10/12
15 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,734 51 405k 1.5M Haaland (4) 11/12
16 (+2) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 👑 🦴 1,734 71 407k 35k B.Fernandes (20) 12/12 1 (0)
17 Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,726 35 483k 7.0M Haaland (4) 11/12
18 (-5) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,725 42 502k 3.1M B.Fernandes (20) 9/12 3 (-3) H
19 Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,712 46 649k 2.8M Haaland (4) 10/12
20 Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,707 41 716k 4.6M Haaland (4) 10/12
21 Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,706 44 732k 3.4M Ekitiké (2) 9/12
22 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,696 38 878k 6.1M Ekitiké (2) 11/12 1 (2)
23 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,695 43 900k 3.8M Ekitiké (2) 11/12
24 (+3) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,692 48 943k 2.4M B.Fernandes (20) 12/12 1 (2)
25 (-1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,688 39 1.0M 5.7M TC Ekitiké (3) 11/13 1 (0)
26 (+2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,685 49 1.1M 2.2M Semenyo (4) 11/12 5 (2)
27 (+8) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,679 54 1.2M 1.0M Gabriel (18) 11/12 1 (8)
28 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,678 45 1.2M 3.1M Semenyo (4) 12/12
29 (+3) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,677 58 1.2M 544k B.Fernandes (20) 9/12 1 (4)
30 (+3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,671 49 1.3M 2.0M B.Fernandes (20) 10/12
31 (+10) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 🥊 1,669 56 1.4M 705k Haaland (4) 12/12
32 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,667 45 1.5M 5.8M João Pedro (4) 12/12
33 (+6) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,666 53 1.5M 1.5M B.Fernandes (20) 11/12
34 (+3) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,663 40 1.5M 5.3M Ekitiké (2) 10/12 1 (0)
35 (+7) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,662 59 1.5M 448k B.Fernandes (20) 11/12 1 (0)
36 (-6) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,660 44 1.6M 4.1M Ekitiké (2) 12/12
37 (-12) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,658 28 1.6M 10.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
38 (-9) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,654 45 1.7M 3.1M M.Salah (2) 12/12
39 (-3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,649 52 1.8M 1.4M B.Fernandes (20) 11/12 1 (1)
40 (+4) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 🤡 1,647 52 1.9M 2.1M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 1 (-6)
41 (-1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,645 35 2.0M 9.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
42 (-4) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,639 28 2.0M 9.9M Haaland (4) 12/12
43 (+5) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,637 42 2.1M 4.1M B.Fernandes (20) 11/12
44 (-1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,632 42 2.3M 5.8M Semenyo (4) 11/12
45 (+7) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,628 50 2.3M 1.7M Palmer (4) 12/12
46 (+12) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,628 64 2.3M 171k Gabriel (18) 12/12 1 (0)
47 (-1) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,627 34 2.3M 7.5M Haaland (4) 11/12
48 (-1) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,626 38 2.3M 5.8M Rice (6) 11/12 💀
49 (+1) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,626 47 2.5M 4.8M Havertz (4) 11/11 1 (2)
50 (+7) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,623 58 2.4M 566k B.Fernandes (20) 11/12 2 (-1)
51 (+5) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,620 53 2.5M 1.2M Semenyo (4) 12/12 1 (1)
52 (+1) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,618 44 2.5M 3.4M Haaland (4) 11/12
53 (-4) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,616 28 2.6M 9.9M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
54 (-3) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,611 29 2.9M 11.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
55 Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,606 35 2.9M 7.0M Ekitiké (2) 12/12
56 (+4) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,593 51 3.2M 1.6M B.Fernandes (20) 11/12 1 (1)
57 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,589 32 3.3M 8.3M João Pedro (4) 11/12
58 (+5) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,581 37 3.6M 7.8M Ekitiké (2) 11/12 1 (-3)
59 (+3) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,578 34 3.6M 7.5M Semenyo (4) 11/12
60 (+1) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,578 33 3.6M 8.3M Ekitiké (2) 10/12 1 (-1)
61 (+14) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,576 60 4.1M 2.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
62 (+6) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,574 51 3.7M 1.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
63 (+1) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,572 44 3.9M 4.1M Virgil (4) 11/12
64 (+1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,568 40 4.1M 7.5M Haaland (4) 10/10 💀
65 (-11) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,566 48 4.0M 2.4M João Pedro (4) 11/12 1 (0)
66 (+3) Wizard Max Allars 1,564 41 4.0M 4.6M Haaland (4) 11/12
67 (-1) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,564 32 4.4M 12.1M Rogers (4) 11/11
68 (+9) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 🧑‍🔬 1,563 51 4.1M 1.5M Cunha (16) 12/12
69 (+1) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,563 40 4.4M 10.2M J.Timber (2) 11/11 💀
70 (+3) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,560 BB 50 4.2M 1.9M Ekitiké (2) 15/16 1 (8)
71 (+5) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,557 44 4.2M 3.6M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 1 (1)
72 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,555 43 4.5M 6.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
73 (-42) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,554 38 4.3M 3.1M João Pedro (4) 11/12 3 (4) H H
74 (+6) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,553 53 4.4M 1.1M B.Fernandes (20) 11/12
75 (-4) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,552 37 4.4M 6.5M João Pedro (4) 11/12 1 (1)
76 (-4) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,547 44 4.8M 7.0M Semenyo (4) 12/12 4 (0)
77 (-3) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,546 33 4.7M 10.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
78 (+3) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,544 39 4.6M 5.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
79 Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,540 39 4.7M 5.4M Thiago (0) 9/12
80 (-2) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,539 BB 43 4.8M 4.0M João Pedro (4) 14/16 1 (7)
81 (+2) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,536 39 4.9M 5.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
82 (+2) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,533 43 5.0M 4.8M Virgil (4) 12/12 1 (0)
83 (-38) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,522 55 5.2M 828k Hill (16) 12/12
84 (+3) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,522 49 5.3M 2.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
85 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,520 37 5.3M 6.2M Ekitiké (2) 12/12
86 (-4) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,513 32 5.5M 8.3M J.Timber (2) 10/12
87 (-1) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,510 35 5.6M 7.0M Haaland (4) 9/12
88 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,506 41 5.9M 7.9M Ekitiké (2) 12/12
89 (+2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,500 62 6.1M 1.3M B.Fernandes (20) 11/11 💀
90 (-1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,484 31 6.2M 8.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
91 (-1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,474 23 6.5M 11.9M Watkins (0) 11/12 💀
92 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,473 32 6.6M 10.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
93 Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,472 37 6.6M 6.6M Guéhi (4) 12/12 💀
94 Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,471 40 6.6M 5.3M Ekitiké (2) 11/12 1 (6)
95 (+1) Jurásek Park James White 1,470 42 6.7M 5.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
96 (-1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,463 28 6.8M 9.9M M.Salah (2) 12/12 💀
97 (+2) klopp till you drop Adam French 🔮 1,463 43 6.8M 4.1M Ekitiké (2) 11/12 4 (16)
98 (-1) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,456 46 7.2M 6.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
99 (+2) Sloppykloppy James Cushen ⚽️ 1,451 49 7.1M 2.0M Gyökeres (14) 12/12
100 (+2) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,441 44 7.3M 4.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
101 (-1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,438 27 7.4M 10.9M M.Salah (2) 12/12
102 (-4) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,432 27 7.5M 9.1M João Pedro (4) 10/12 2 (-3) H
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,417 52 7.9M 2.0M Gyökeres (14) 12/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,313 23 9.8M 12.6M M.Salah (2) 11/11 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,241 32 10.7M 9.5M M.Salah (2) 11/11 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,221 47 11.0M 7.9M Raya (14) 12/12 💀

League Graphs

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