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🏆 GW15 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

68 pts

Diogo's on Fire
Ashley Long

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

25 pts

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Dewsbury-Hall

Cheese FC
Edward Capper

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+14 places

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

Estève the Best
William Pinnington

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

253 BPS

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

30 pts

A-Cunha Matata
Holly Bradburn

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

85.8'

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

96

Diogo's on Fire
Ashley Long

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

33

Slotty Too Hotty
Jamie Boswell

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+25 pts

Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-14 pts

It was me, Diouf!
Matthew Quigley

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 79.2% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Woltemade 2.8% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 1.9% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Palmer 1.9% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 34.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 13.2% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon Henderson 10.4% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 9.4% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Dúbravka 7.5% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon J.Timber 50.9% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 47.2% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Virgil 24.5% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Van de Ven 17.9% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 17.9% 8pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 51.9% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 41.5%
3rd Kit Icon Foden 29.2% 12pts
4th Kit Icon Saka 25.5% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Rice 23.6% 6pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 88.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Woltemade 40.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Mateta 38.7% 2pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 33.0% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Thiago 29.2% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 225% 2.6pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 104% 2.3pts
3rdKit Icon CRY Defence 76% 6.1pts
4thKit Icon ARS Attack 75% 3.5pts
5thKit Icon NEW Attack 64% 3.7pts
6thKit Icon CHE Attack 63% 1.5pts
7thKit Icon MUN Attack 62%
8thKit Icon BOU Attack 54% 3.0pts
9thKit Icon CRY Attack 42% 2.3pts
10thKit Icon EVE Attack 41% 6.8pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall +15.2pts Cheese FC
Edward Capper 		16pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Rúben +13.6pts Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy 		14pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Ekitiké +12.5pts SaughallXI
Curtis French 		13pts : 83 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Cherki +12.0pts Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick 		12pts : 81 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Gvardiol +11.8pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		12pts : 69 mins Goal Yellow Card 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Foden in GW15

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Foden: 68 mins Goal Assist 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Bruno G. in GW15

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Burnley.

Bruno G.: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Thiago in GW15

Brentford: Lost 2-0 away to Spurs.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Woltemade in GW15

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Burnley.

Woltemade: 73 mins

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Thiaw in GW15

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Burnley.

Thiaw: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW15 GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20
Kit Icon Foden 23 9.8 12cry (5.0) WHU (6.3) nfo (5.8) sun (5.3) CHE (5.5)
Kit Icon Bruno G. 9 7.0 10sun (5.3) CHE (5.3) mun (5.6) bur (6.3) CRY (5.0)
Kit Icon Thiago 9 6.6 2LEE (7.7) wol (7.7) BOU (6.0) TOT (6.7) eve (6.2)
Kit Icon Woltemade 8 4.2 2sun (4.3) CHE (4.5) mun (4.6) bur (5.2) CRY (4.1)
Kit Icon Thiaw 5 5.2 2sun (6.0) CHE (5.6) mun (6.0) bur (6.8) CRY (5.5)

Transferred Out:

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Semenyo in GW15

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 at home to Chelsea.

Semenyo: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Mateta in GW15

Crystal Palace: Won 1-2 away to Fulham.

Mateta: 65 mins

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Sarr in GW15

Crystal Palace: Won 1-2 away to Fulham.

Sarr: Did not play.

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João Pedro in GW15

Chelsea: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

João Pedro: 32 mins

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Ndiaye in GW15

Everton: Won 3-0 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Ndiaye: 90 mins Assist Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW15 GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20
Kit Icon Semenyo 15 1.6 3mun (6.2) BUR (7.2) bre (6.1) che (5.8) ARS (4.9)
Kit Icon Mateta 6 2.6 2MCI (5.0) lee (6.4) TOT (5.6) FUL (5.5) new (5.3)
Kit Icon Sarr 6 1.4 xMCI (0.0) lee (5.2) TOT (4.7) FUL (4.7) new (4.5)
Kit Icon João Pedro 6 2.4 1EVE (5.4) new (5.4) AVL (5.3) BOU (5.2) mci (5.2)
Kit Icon Ndiaye 5 3.8 8che (5.5) ARS (4.9) bur (6.4) nfo (5.8) BRE (5.7)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW15 Score
BB Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 68
WC1 Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 55
TC Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 55
TC Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 53
WC1 Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 52
BB Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 51
WC1 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 49
WC1 Titus Shambles Harry Everett 49
BB Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 49
TC McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 43
FH Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 39
TC A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 39
TC Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 37

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW15) Rank (GW15) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 960 49 3173 2.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
2 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 948 46 8229 3.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
3 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 942 63 16k 756k Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (17)
4 (+1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 916 57 62k 987k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
5 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 914 48 81k 4.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
6 (-3) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 908 28 110k 11.4M Haaland (4) 11/12
7 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 908 53 144k 4.6M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (0)
8 (+3) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 904 52 99k 1.4M Haaland (4) 11/12
9 (+1) dan Daniel Jarred 903 52 187k 5.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (0)
10 (-2) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 894 37 161k 6.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (3)
11 (-2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 894 38 161k 6.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (9)
12 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 886 56 228k 793k Haaland (4) 12/12
13 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 877 53 334k 1.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (9)
14 (+1) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 874 47 372k 2.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (16)
15 (-3) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 871 37 420k 6.9M Haaland (4) 11/12 4 (-2)
16 (+3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 🤡 865 49 519k 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 8 (-14)
17 (+1) chumpians Iain L 864 46 537k 3.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (-3)
18 (+3) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 864 49 594k 2.1M Haaland (4) 11/12 4 (4) H
19 (-2) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 858 36 720k 8.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-4)
20 (+10) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 👑 857 BB 68 671k 110k Haaland (4) 16/16
21 (+3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 857 51 681k 1.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (4)
22 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 854 38 743k 6.4M Woltemade (4) 12/12 2 (-1)
23 (+4) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 851 46 957k 5.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
24 (-1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 850 39 833k 5.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
25 (-9) Estève the Best William Pinnington 850 26 881k 11.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (-5)
26 (-1) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 846 37 932k 6.5M Haaland (4) 11/12
27 (-1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 846 37 934k 6.8M Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (4)
28 (+7) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 🥊 841 59 1.1M 538k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (10)
29 (-7) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 834 37 1.5M 9.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (4)
30 (+3) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 833 43 1.3M 4.2M TC Haaland (6) 12/13 1 (-1)
31 (+5) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 🔮 831 53 1.5M 1.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (25)
32 (-4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 828 39 1.5M 6.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
33 (-4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 826 31 1.6M 8.9M Haaland (4) 11/12
34 (-2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 825 38 1.6M 6.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (4)
35 (+7) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 822 52 1.9M 2.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 5 (16)
36 (-2) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 821 42 1.7M 4.4M Woltemade (4) 10/12
37 (+1) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 821 60 2.2M 2.2M Bruno G. (20) 12/12 1 (-3)
38 (+3) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 817 47 1.9M 3.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (12)
39 (-2) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 816 40 1.9M 5.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (-4)
40 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 815 44 2.3M 7.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
41 (-10) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 🐓 814 25 2.1M 11.4M Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (0)
42 (+6) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 806 47 2.4M 2.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
43 Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 806 FH 39 2.8M 10.0M Haaland (4) 8/12 15 (-5)
44 (+9) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 803 55 2.6M 1.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 7 (11)
45 (+7) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 801 49 2.5M 2.3M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (9)
46 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 801 41 2.8M 7.7M Haaland (4) 10/11 💀
47 (+11) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 800 64 2.6M 237k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
48 (-9) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 800 44 3.0M 7.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (13)
49 (-2) ddd Maciek Kalka 797 36 2.8M 7.7M Merino (2) 12/12
50 Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 797 50 2.9M 3.2M Haaland (4) 11/12
51 (-2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 796 37 2.8M 6.7M Woltemade (4) 11/12 1 (0)
52 (-7) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 793 31 2.9M 8.9M Haaland (4) 11/12
53 (+6) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 793 46 2.9M 3.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
54 (-3) Wizard Max Allars 793 34 2.9M 8.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (-4)
55 (+2) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 792 43 2.9M 2.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 5 (10) H
56 (-2) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 786 34 3.2M 8.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (3)
57 (+5) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 786 54 3.6M 3.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
58 (+6) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 783 49 3.3M 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 9 (12)
59 (+7) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 783 57 3.6M 1.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
60 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 779 BB 51 3.5M 1.7M Haaland (4) 15/16 1 (-1)
61 (-6) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 774 32 3.8M 8.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
62 (+3) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 774 51 3.9M 2.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (12)
63 (+8) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 773 55 4.1M 2.1M Haaland (4) 11/12
64 (+3) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 772 45 3.9M 3.9M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (9)
65 (-19) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 772 30 4.0M 10.3M Haaland (4) 10/11
66 (+17) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 765 80 5.0M 261k Ekitiké (26) 11/11 💀
67 (+3) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 762 43 4.3M 4.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (10)
68 Palmer Violets James Carr 760 38 4.6M 7.7M João Pedro (2) 12/12
69 (+7) Cheese FC Edward Capper 🧑‍🔬 758 54 4.7M 2.1M Haaland (4) 11/12
70 (-7) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 754 38 5.0M 8.8M Haaland (4) 11/11 1 (-4)
71 (+1) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 753 36 4.7M 6.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
72 (+5) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 749 57 5.1M 1.1M Foden (24) 11/12 1 (1)
73 (+11) isak at this Ludo Mccormick ⚽️ 🦴 746 61 5.1M 405k Eze (2) 12/12 2 (8)
74 Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 746 37 5.2M 7.7M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
75 (+3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 746 42 5.4M 8.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (-2)
76 (-3) Jurásek Park James White 745 37 5.1M 6.5M Haaland (4) 11/12
77 (-8) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 745 37 5.2M 7.3M TC Haaland (6) 11/13 💀
78 (-3) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 🧠 742 39 5.3M 6.0M TC Haaland (6) 13/13
79 klopp till you drop Adam French 741 44 5.7M 6.9M Haaland (4) 11/11
80 (+1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 733 48 5.9M 4.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (4)
81 (-1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 729 48 5.9M 2.8M Guéhi (16) 12/12 1 (3)
82 (+6) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 729 54 6.2M 2.9M Grealish (6) 12/12 💀
83 (+9) SaughallXI Curtis French 721 52 6.2M 1.5M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 2 (6)
84 (+2) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 721 38 6.3M 7.3M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
85 Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 719 42 6.3M 4.4M Haaland (4) 11/12
86 (+1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 719 51 6.5M 3.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
87 (+6) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 718 58 6.3M 650k Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (19)
88 (-32) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 718 BB 49 6.3M 1.3M Haaland (4) 13/14 2 (4) H
89 (+8) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 711 63 6.7M 364k Mbeumo (0) 10/12
90 (-8) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 711 40 6.8M 7.7M Wirtz (6) 12/12
91 (-31) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 708 44 7.2M 8.2M Haaland (4) 11/12
92 (+2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 708 45 7.2M 8.2M Haaland (4) 10/12
93 (-2) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 705 39 7.1M 8.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (1)
94 (+5) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 696 55 7.2M 1.0M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 3 (15)
95 (+5) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 696 55 7.3M 1.4M Rice (12) 11/12
96 (-7) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 693 44 7.3M 3.8M Palmer (2) 12/12 1 (2)
97 (-2) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 691 30 7.4M 10.0M Haaland (4) 10/11
98 (-2) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 688 42 7.5M 4.4M Hall (2) 12/12 💀
99 (-9) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 688 44 7.5M 3.6M Haaland (4) 10/12
100 (-2) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 682 38 7.7M 6.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (8)
101 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 669 56 8.5M 3.2M Haaland (4) 11/12
102 (-1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 658 29 8.6M 10.8M Kelleher (4) 10/11 💀
103 (+1) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 636 43 9.2M 6.0M Palmer (2) 12/12 💀
104 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 628 39 9.4M 6.0M João Pedro (2) 11/12
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 592 20 10.2M 12.0M Gyökeres (2) 9/10 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 561 16 10.7M 12.2M Isak (2) 12/12 💀

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