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👑 King

Best GW

76 pts

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

4 pts

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Isak (C)

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+11 places

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-6 places

Could be Wirtz
Harvey Skelton

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

255 BPS

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

Stach My Ants On
Reece Smith

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.0'

Flo, Mo & Bros
Luke Scamp

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

82

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

11

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+45 pts

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-4 pts

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 38.7%
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 20.8%
3rd Kit Icon M.Salah 7.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Watkins 5.7% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 3.8% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 38.7% 10pts
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 12.3% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 11.3% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3%
5th Kit Icon Sánchez 5.7%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 60.4% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 50.0% 4pts
3rd Kit Icon Pedro Porro 22.6% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Mukiele 17.0% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Tarkowski 16.0% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 68.9%
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Wilson 31.1% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 31.1% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gibbs-White 26.4% 13pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Thiago 43.4%
2nd Kit Icon Watkins 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Bowen 34.9% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Haaland 34.9%
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 17.0%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MUN Attack 145%
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 118% 8.0pts
3rdKit Icon AVL Attack 88% 1.8pts
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 81% 2.0pts
5thKit Icon MCI Attack 81%
6thKit Icon LIV Defence 58% 3.7pts
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 54% 1.9pts
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 49%
9thKit Icon NFO Attack 44% 11.6pts
10thKit Icon SUN Defence 42% 0.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Isak (C) +15.8pts Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie 		16pts : 78 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Igor Jesus +13.3pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		14pts : 66 mins Goal 2 Assists Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Mac Allister +13.0pts HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian 		13pts : 90 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Andersen +10.3pts Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Anderson +8.4pts klopp till you drop
Adam French 		9pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Watkins in GW34

Aston Villa: Lost 1-0 away to Fulham.

Watkins: 79 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW34

Nott'm Forest: Won 0-5 away to Sunderland.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Bowen in GW34

West Ham: Won 2-1 at home to Everton.

Bowen: 90 mins 2 Assists 2 Bonus

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Virgil in GW34

Liverpool: Won 3-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Virgil: 90 mins

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Pedro Porro in GW34

Spurs: Won 0-1 away to Wolves.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins Yellow Card 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Watkins 41 6.7 2TOT (5.4) bur (5.9) LIV (4.8) mci (4.5)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 31 11.7 13che (5.8) NEW (5.7) mun (5.7) BOU (5.3)
Kit Icon Bowen 28 8.7 10bre (5.9) ARS (5.2) new (6.0) LEE (6.3)
Kit Icon Virgil 22 7.0 4mun (6.0) CHE (5.9) avl (5.9) BRE (5.9)
Kit Icon Pedro Porro 21 6.7 9avl (4.7) LEE (4.9) che (4.6) EVE (4.9)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW34

No fixture.

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Semenyo in GW34

No fixture.

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Haaland in GW34

No fixture.

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Hill in GW34

No fixture.

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Senesi in GW34

No fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon João Pedro 33 0.7 -NFO (5.7) liv (5.6) TOT (6.4) sun (5.8)
Kit Icon Semenyo 32 2.3 -eve (5.7) BRE (5.6) bou (5.4) AVL (5.7)
Kit Icon Haaland 27 5.0 -eve (5.9) BRE (5.9) bou (5.6) AVL (6.0)
Kit Icon Hill 19 2.7 -CRY (5.4) ful (5.7) MCI (4.9) nfo (5.5)
Kit Icon Senesi 19 3.3 -CRY (5.3) ful (5.4) MCI (5.0) nfo (5.3)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW34 Score
FH Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 76
FH Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 70
FH Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 70
FH Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 67
FH You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 61
FH Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 60
FH Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 59
FH Fidler utd Jack Fidler 58
FH Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 57
FH The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 53
FH French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 52
WC Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 52
WC Titus Shambles Harry Everett 52
FH Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 51
FH Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 49
FH Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 49
FH Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 49
FH KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 48
WC Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 48
WC HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 47
FH Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 46
WC Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 45
FH Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 44
FH Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 44
FH It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 42
FH itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 41
WC SaughallXI Curtis French 40
FH Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 38
WC McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 38
WC klopp till you drop Adam French 38
WC isak at this Ludo Mccormick 35
WC Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 33
WC A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 32
FH chumpians Iain L 31
FH Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 31
TC Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 29
WC Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 28
FH Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 17

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW34) Rank (GW34) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,150 FH 38 3467 2.8M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 35 (25)
2 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 2,147 FH 53 4021 594k B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 40 (70)
3 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 2,123 FH 49 12k 1.2M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 20 (52)
4 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,120 FH 48 14k 1.4M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 14 (39)
5 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,118 69 15k 58k B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 3 (25)
6 (+1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 👑 🦴 2,094 FH 76 37k 13k Bowen (20) 11/12 12 (63)
7 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,081 FH 59 52k 331k B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 26 (70)
8 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 2,072 48 62k 971k B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 WC 4 (4)
9 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 2,072 FH 49 67k 1.2M M.Salah (2) 10/12 18 (52)
10 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,065 FH 44 77k 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 15 (27)
11 (+2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 2,034 FH 60 176k 274k B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 15 (70)
12 (-1) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 2,023 51 231k 1.1M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12
13 (-1) chumpians Iain L 2,018 FH 31 233k 4.5M M.Salah (2) 11/12 11 (28)
14 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 2,000 FH 42 323k 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 17 (52)
15 (+3) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,992 44 380k 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 4 (34)
16 Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,992 44 411k 1.6M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 2 (1) H
17 (+2) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,979 FH 44 485k 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 11 (0)
18 (-1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 🤡 1,971 30 544k 2.8M B.Fernandes (0) 8/11 3 (-4) H H
19 (+6) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,970 FH 57 575k 453k B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 11 (28)
20 (-5) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,969 15 530k 10.2M Haaland (0) 5/8
21 (+6) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,963 FH 61 641k 223k B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 13 (56)
22 (-2) dan Daniel Jarred 1,963 24 646k 9.3M B.Fernandes (0) 4/9 💀
23 Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,957 36 665k 3.2M B.Fernandes (0) 7/10 1 (2)
24 (+2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,955 44 674k 1.5M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 3 (17)
25 (-3) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 🧑‍🔬 1,954 FH 49 729k 1.2M Isak (16) 10/12 15 (58)
26 (-5) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,953 27 688k 5.2M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12
27 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,949 FH 58 756k 274k M.Salah (2) 11/12 18 (61)
28 (+8) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton ⚽️ 1,936 FH 67 921k 61k B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 12 (55)
29 Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,935 38 875k 2.3M Solanke (2) 11/12 2 (4)
30 (-2) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,930 36 975k 2.6M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 3 (9) H
31 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,922 46 1.3M 4.5M Palmer (0) 8/9
32 (-1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,919 32 1.1M 4.1M Szoboszlai (2) 9/11 1 (2)
33 (-9) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,909 FH 52 1.2M 453k Mavropanos (8) 11/12 38 (67)
34 Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,902 32 1.3M 2.6M Watkins (4) 10/12 3 (11) H
35 (+2) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,892 48 1.5M 937k Szoboszlai (2) 9/11 1 (13)
36 (-1) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,884 26 1.7M 9.7M Haaland (0) 7/8
37 (-5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,880 FH 31 1.6M 3.3M M.Salah (2) 10/12 28 (1)
38 (+4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,877 45 1.7M 971k Rice (4) 10/12 WC 5 (20)
39 (+5) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,874 36 1.8M 3.5M B.Fernandes (0) 7/10 1 (10)
40 (+8) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,873 FH 51 1.8M 766k B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 5 (19)
41 (-3) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 🧠 1,871 FH 17 1.7M 7.8M Watkins (4) 9/12 10 (12)
42 (-3) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,869 32 1.8M 2.3M Watkins (4) 9/10 2 (11) H
43 (+7) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,868 FH 46 1.9M 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 11 (33)
44 (-3) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,865 23 2.1M 11.3M Haaland (0) 5/7
45 (+2) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,864 37 1.9M 2.0M B.Fernandes (0) 5/7 2 (19) H
46 (+5) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,851 35 2.1M 3.1M Havertz (8) 10/12 4 (12)
47 (-1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,849 24 2.2M 7.4M Haaland (0) 8/10
48 (+4) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,848 31 2.2M 4.1M B.Fernandes (0) 7/11 3 (10)
49 (-4) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,841 24 2.4M 7.8M B.Fernandes (0) 5/11
50 (-1) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,834 FH 70 2.6M 40k B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 7 (39)
51 (+8) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,832 47 2.5M 766k Havertz (8) 10/12 WC 6 (24)
52 (+5) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,830 38 2.5M 2.0M Xavi (6) 11/12 WC 7 (13)
53 (+1) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,829 20 2.5M 6.9M B.Fernandes (0) 5/7 1 (2)
54 (+7) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,820 52 2.8M 867k Watkins (4) 12/12 WC 11 (42)
55 (-2) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,819 13 2.7M 10.6M B.Fernandes (0) 4/7
56 Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,818 23 2.7M 5.2M Haaland (0) 5/8 💀
57 (-2) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,815 17 3.0M 12.2M Haaland (0) 6/8
58 Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,810 23 3.0M 7.8M B.Fernandes (0) 6/10 💀
59 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 🥊 1,803 40 3.0M 1.5M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 WC 8 (33)
60 (+14) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 🔮 1,788 52 3.4M 520k Cunha (0) 9/12 WC 7 (45)
61 (+2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,787 25 3.4M 6.5M Gabriel (16) 8/10
62 (+10) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,784 47 3.8M 3.9M Haaland (0) 8/9 💀
63 (+3) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,781 35 3.5M 2.8M Szoboszlai (2) 12/12 WC 11 (19)
64 Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,779 39 3.6M 1.1M B.Fernandes (0) 9/11 3 (2) H H
65 (-5) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 🐓 1,776 4 3.6M 8.8M Cherki (0) 3/8 4 (4) H H H
66 (+1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,774 29 3.6M 3.5M TC B.Fernandes (0) 6/13 2 (19)
67 (-2) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,772 25 3.7M 4.1M B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 2 (11) H
68 (+3) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,771 36 3.8M 2.6M Virgil (8) 10/12 💀
69 A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,769 32 3.8M 3.1M Watkins (4) 9/11 WC 4 (15)
70 (-30) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,764 FH 41 3.9M 1.7M Xavi (6) 10/12 10 (39)
71 (+2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,763 26 4.0M 6.0M Palmer (0) 4/6 💀
72 (+4) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,757 35 4.0M 2.5M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 1 (2)
73 (-5) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,756 17 4.2M 11.3M Haaland (0) 5/6 💀
74 (-31) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,753 33 4.2M 3.3M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 WC 8 (33)
75 (-5) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,744 4 4.3M 12.5M Haaland (0) 3/7 💀
76 (-1) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,743 11 4.4M 11.7M Rogers (4) 6/9
77 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 1,741 25 4.5M 7.4M Haaland (0) 5/6 💀
78 (-1) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,721 12 4.9M 12.2M Haaland (0) 4/9
79 Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,720 28 4.9M 4.2M Rice (4) 10/12 WC 10 (21)
80 (+2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,720 23 5.1M 10.6M Haaland (0) 5/6 💀
81 ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,719 22 4.9M 7.8M Haaland (0) 4/6 💀
82 (+4) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,718 35 4.9M 1.8M B.Fernandes (0) 6/9 3 (12) H
83 (+2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,717 29 4.9M 4.1M E.Le Fée (4) 9/11 2 (7)
84 (-4) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,717 20 5.0M 8.3M Haaland (0) 4/7 💀
85 (-1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,708 20 5.3M 10.6M Haaland (0) 3/5 💀
86 (+2) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,707 31 5.3M 5.2M Haaland (0) 7/7 💀
87 (-4) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,704 11 5.3M 12.0M Haaland (0) 5/7 💀
88 (-1) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,695 18 5.4M 7.8M Welbeck (0) 8/9
89 Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,686 23 5.8M 11.0M Watkins (4) 7/10 💀
90 (+1) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,685 38 5.6M 1.5M Szoboszlai (2) 10/12 WC 7 (25)
91 (-1) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,679 22 5.8M 7.4M Grealish (0) 6/9 💀
92 Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,679 30 5.9M 5.2M M.Salah (2) 8/9 💀
93 (+2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,664 FH 70 6.1M 6413 Gibbs-White (26) 11/12 11 (57)
94 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,650 16 6.4M 9.7M Haaland (0) 4/5 💀
95 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,649 19 6.5M 10.6M Gyökeres (2) 7/8
96 (-3) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,646 14 6.5M 9.7M B.Fernandes (0) 6/9 💀
97 Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,637 26 6.7M 5.2M Guéhi (0) 6/8
98 (+1) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,624 16 6.9M 8.3M Haaland (0) 5/7 💀
99 (+1) Jurásek Park James White 1,610 14 7.3M 11.0M Haaland (0) 4/7 💀
100 (-2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,610 15 7.3M 11.3M Haaland (0) 4/5 💀
101 (+2) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,588 28 7.7M 5.6M M.Salah (2) 7/9 💀
102 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,568 7 8.0M 12.0M Haaland (0) 2/5 💀
103 (-2) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,561 14 8.2M 10.2M Gyökeres (2) 7/8 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,523 46 9.0M 2.8M M.Salah (2) 11/11 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,440 64 10.1M 180k Isak (16) 9/9 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,380 36 10.7M 2.8M M.Salah (2) 10/11 💀

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