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🏆 GW17 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

117 pts

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

45 pts

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

12×⚽️

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Wirtz (C)

It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+20 places

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-15 places

Paqueta Crisps
Jacob Slater

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

472 BPS

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

30 pts

Palmer Sutra
Sarah Frame

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Can't Get Any Wirtz
Joe Orr

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

104

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

39

Gueye for Gana
Ryan Mugnier

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+21 pts

Lord Elronaldinio
Ellen Phillpot

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-9 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.4% 16pts
2nd Kit Icon Saka 3.8% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 2.8% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 2.8% 9pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.8% 5pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 34.0% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 12.3% 4pts
3rd Kit Icon Henderson 9.4% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Dúbravka 9.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Kelleher 8.5% 13pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Guéhi 56.6% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon J.Timber 48.1% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Senesi 32.1% 4pts
4th Kit Icon O'Reilly 19.8% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Chalobah 19.8% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Foden 65.1% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 46.2% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon Saka 35.8% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Wilson 33.0% 2pts
5th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 32.1% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6% 16pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 52.8% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Woltemade 21.7% 13pts
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 20.8% 9pts
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 19.8% 6pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 262% 6.5pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 104% 6.3pts
3rdKit Icon CRY Defence 86% 1.0pts
4thKit Icon ARS Attack 85% 5.6pts
5thKit Icon BOU Attack 60% 8.0pts
6thKit Icon BRE Attack 57% 1.9pts
7thKit Icon CHE Attack 47% 3.7pts
8thKit Icon CHE Defence 47% 2.9pts
9thKit Icon NEW Attack 44% 8.0pts
10thKit Icon BOU Defence 41% 3.8pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Wirtz (C) +15.8pts It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday 		16pts : 90 mins Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin +12.5pts Lord Elronaldinio
Ellen Phillpot 		13pts : 86 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Kelleher +12.1pts Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry 		13pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet Penalty Saved
Kit Icon Verbruggen +10.9pts Dani Calafiornia
Alex Bamford 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 6 Saves
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +9.9pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		10pts : 79 mins Assist

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Wilson in GW17

Fulham: Won 1-0 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Wilson: 83 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Foden in GW17

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to West Ham.

Foden: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Ekitiké in GW17

Liverpool: Won 1-2 away to Spurs.

Ekitiké: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Rogers in GW17

Aston Villa: Won 2-1 at home to Man Utd.

Rogers: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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B.Fernandes in GW17

Man Utd: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

B.Fernandes: 45 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22
Kit Icon Wilson ⚠️ 25 8.8 2whu (6.6) cry (5.4) LIV (5.6) CHE (5.6) lee (6.5)
Kit Icon Foden 11 11.6 3nfo (5.9) sun (5.3) CHE (5.7) BHA (6.0) mun (6.2)
Kit Icon Ekitiké 11 7.4 9WOL (6.4) LEE (6.1) ful (5.4) ars (4.5) BUR (6.4)
Kit Icon Rogers 9 8.2 15che (5.8) ars (4.9) NFO (6.0) cry (5.6) EVE (5.8)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 7 9.4 1NEW (6.9) WOL (8.4) lee (8.0) bur (8.4) MCI (6.5)

Transferred Out:

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Mbeumo in GW17

Man Utd: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Mbeumo: Did not play.

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW17

Everton: Lost 0-1 at home to Arsenal.

Dewsbury-Hall: Did not play.

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Woltemade in GW17

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Chelsea.

Woltemade: 72 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Burn in GW17

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Chelsea.

Burn: Did not play.

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Muñoz in GW17

Crystal Palace: Lost 4-1 away to Leeds.

Muñoz: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22
Kit Icon Mbeumo 16 2.6 xNEW (0.0) WOL (7.6) lee (7.1) bur (7.6) MCI (5.5)
Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall 10 5.4 xbur (0.0) nfo (5.4) BRE (5.3) WOL (6.2) avl (5.1)
Kit Icon Woltemade 10 5.4 13mun (4.8) bur (5.3) CRY (4.3) LEE (5.1) wol (5.3)
Kit Icon Burn 9 3.8 xmun (0.0) bur (0.0) CRY (0.0) LEE (0.0) wol (5.5)
Kit Icon Muñoz 7 3.0 xTOT (0.0) FUL (0.0) new (0.0) AVL (0.0) sun (5.8)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW17 Score
TC Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 117
BB Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 112
BB Fidler utd Jack Fidler 111
TC Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 103
BB Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 100
TC Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 100
BB Titus Shambles Harry Everett 99
TC Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 98
TC Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 97
TC Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 96
TC Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 96
TC SaughallXI Curtis French 95
BB Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 94
TC Out on Bale Ben Shaw 94
BB A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 92
TC Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 91
TC Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 90
TC The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 88
BB It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 88
TC Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 88
BB Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 87
TC ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 82
FH Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 82
TC Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 82
BB Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 80
BB itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 80
TC Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 76
BB Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 73
TC You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 70
WC1 Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 70
TC Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 66
TC Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 61
FH Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 61

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW17) Rank (GW17) Captain Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,128 75 5213 4.5M Haaland (32) 1 (10)
2 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,108 88 17k 1.5M TC Haaland (48) 1 (0)
3 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,108 71 18k 5.5M Haaland (32)
4 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,080 71 77k 5.7M Haaland (32) 1 (5)
5 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,077 80 89k 3.0M Haaland (32)
6 (-1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,074 70 101k 5.8M Haaland (32)
7 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,069 82 130k 2.7M Haaland (32) 2 (9)
8 (+2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,052 77 251k 4.0M Haaland (32) 2 (5)
9 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,052 63 252k 7.8M Haaland (32) 2 (-6)
10 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,051 78 265k 3.7M Haaland (32) 2 (0)
11 (+1) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,046 84 312k 2.3M Haaland (32) 3 (16)
12 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,041 71 371k 5.7M Haaland (32) 3 (5)
13 (+6) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,037 BB 100 420k 359k Haaland (32) 3 (16)
14 (+3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,034 BB 88 458k 1.5M Haaland (32) 1 (3)
15 Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,034 85 461k 1.9M Haaland (32)
16 (+4) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,025 88 596k 1.6M TC Haaland (48) 4 (9)
17 (+11) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,023 104 631k 178k Semenyo (20)
18 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,023 78 636k 3.7M Haaland (32) 3 (9)
19 (-6) chumpians Iain L 1,021 66 670k 7.1M Haaland (32) 2 (4)
20 (-6) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,019 80 717k 3.0M Haaland (32)
21 Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,013 87 824k 1.6M Haaland (32)
22 (+3) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,012 87 848k 1.7M Haaland (32) 1 (2)
23 (-5) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,011 67 869k 6.8M Haaland (32) 1 (2)
24 (-2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,011 BB 87 875k 1.7M Haaland (32) 5 (2)
25 (+15) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,001 BB 112 1.1M 46k Haaland (32) 2 (21)
26 (+6) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,001 98 1.1M 448k TC Haaland (48) 1 (3)
27 (-4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 🥊 1,001 BB 94 1.1M 756k Haaland (32) 1 (2)
28 (+5) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 996 85 1.2M 2.1M Haaland (32) 3 (-3)
29 (-3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 996 88 1.2M 1.5M Haaland (32) 1 (4)
30 McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 994 77 1.3M 3.8M Saka (6)
31 (-2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 993 76 1.3M 4.3M Haaland (32) 3 (-5)
32 (-1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 992 82 1.3M 2.7M TC Haaland (48) 2 (1)
33 (+10) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 987 96 1.5M 603k TC Haaland (48) 2 (1)
34 (+4) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 985 86 1.5M 1.9M Haaland (32) 2 (5)
35 (-1) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 984 79 1.6M 3.4M Haaland (32) 1 (10)
36 (+5) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 983 91 1.6M 1.1M TC Haaland (48) 3 (-8)
37 (-13) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 983 61 1.6M 8.1M Saka (6)
38 (+1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 983 90 1.6M 1.2M Haaland (32)
39 (-2) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 982 FH 82 1.6M 2.5M Haaland (32) 10 (-16)
40 (-13) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 981 61 1.7M 8.2M TC Saka (9) 1 (3)
41 (-5) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 981 83 1.7M 2.4M Haaland (32) 1 (-4)
42 (+13) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 975 BB 111 1.9M 58k Haaland (32) 3 (20)
43 (-8) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 972 83 2.0M 2.4M Haaland (32) 1 (-4)
44 (+4) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 966 89 2.1M 1.3M Haaland (32) 💀
45 (+2) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 965 97 2.2M 513k TC Haaland (48) 1 (15)
46 (+4) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 955 82 2.6M 2.6M TC Haaland (48) 1 (2)
47 (-2) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 953 78 2.6M 3.6M Haaland (32) 1 (-1)
48 (-4) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 952 FH 61 2.7M 8.1M Thiago (4) 11 (-11)
49 (+23) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 949 117 2.8M 15k TC Haaland (48) 1 (14)
50 (+3) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 948 90 2.8M 1.3M TC Haaland (48) 4 (14)
51 (+11) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 947 100 2.8M 348k TC Haaland (48) 2 (10)
52 (-3) ddd Maciek Kalka 946 70 2.9M 5.8M Ekitiké (18)
53 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 943 75 3.0M 4.3M Haaland (32) 💀
54 (-12) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 939 47 3.1M 10.5M Haaland (32)
55 (+5) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 939 87 3.2M 1.7M Haaland (32) 2 (4)
56 (+12) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 938 BB 99 3.2M 402k Haaland (32) 2 (4)
57 (-5) Wizard Max Allars 937 65 3.2M 7.4M Haaland (32) 3 (12)
58 (+9) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 934 94 3.4M 815k TC Haaland (48) 5 (4)
59 (-5) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 932 70 3.4M 5.8M TC Haaland (48)
60 (-4) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 930 83 3.5M 2.4M Haaland (32) 1 (13)
61 (+4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 🔮 929 83 3.5M 2.5M Foden (6) 3 (21)
62 (-1) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 926 74 3.7M 4.8M Haaland (32) 1 (7)
63 (+3) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 🧠 922 76 3.8M 4.3M TC Haaland (48) 3 (2)
64 (-1) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 922 79 3.8M 3.4M Haaland (32) 1 (1)
65 (-8) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 919 70 3.9M 5.8M Haaland (32) WC 5 (9)
66 (+3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 906 70 4.5M 5.8M Haaland (32) 💀
67 (+7) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 906 96 4.5M 568k TC Haaland (48)
68 (-4) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 903 64 4.6M 7.4M Haaland (32) 💀
69 (-11) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 903 70 4.6M 5.8M Haaland (32) 💀
70 (+3) Cheese FC Edward Capper 900 69 4.7M 6.1M Haaland (32) 💀
71 (+4) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 899 78 4.8M 3.6M Haaland (32) 1 (3)
72 (+13) SaughallXI Curtis French 896 95 4.9M 666k TC Haaland (48) 1 (8)
73 (+18) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 894 103 4.9M 222k TC Haaland (48) 2 (5)
74 (+10) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 890 BB 92 5.1M 1.0M Haaland (32) 4 (18)
75 (+4) klopp till you drop Adam French 888 76 5.2M 4.1M Haaland (32)
76 (+5) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 887 82 5.2M 2.5M Haaland (32) 💀
77 (-7) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 886 64 5.3M 7.4M Mbeumo (0)
78 (-7) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 886 53 5.3M 9.0M Thiago (4) 2 (-3) H
79 (-2) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 886 94 5.3M 815k Haaland (32) 5 (8)
80 (+2) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 880 BB 80 5.5M 3.0M Haaland (32)
81 (-1) Palmer Violets James Carr 878 66 5.5M 6.9M Palmer (10) 💀
82 (+4) Jurásek Park James White 878 82 5.5M 2.5M Haaland (32) 💀
83 (+7) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 878 86 5.6M 1.8M Haaland (32) 1 (0)
84 (-6) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 877 74 5.6M 4.6M Haaland (32)
85 (+8) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 875 96 5.7M 586k Haaland (32) 1 (4)
86 (+1) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 872 75 5.8M 4.3M Haaland (32) 💀
87 (-4) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 870 75 5.8M 4.5M Haaland (32) 2 (2)
88 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 869 BB 73 5.9M 4.9M Saka (6)
89 (-13) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 856 35 6.3M 11.9M Ekitiké (18) 💀
90 (+4) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 🧑‍🔬 855 90 6.4M 1.2M Wirtz (16)
91 (-2) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 852 66 6.5M 6.9M Haaland (32) 💀
92 (-46) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🤡 852 62 6.5M 7.1M TC Foden (9) 2 (-9) H
93 (-34) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 849 BB 76 6.6M 3.2M Thiago (4) 2 (8) H
94 (+1) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 845 66 6.7M 6.9M Grealish (4) 💀
95 (-3) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 845 63 6.7M 7.8M Haaland (32) 1 (1)
96 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 828 64 7.2M 7.4M Ekitiké (18)
97 (+4) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 827 81 7.3M 2.8M Haaland (32) 💀
98 (-1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 819 63 7.5M 7.6M Hall (4) 💀
99 (+3) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 819 76 7.5M 4.1M Haaland (32)
100 Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 809 62 7.8M 7.9M Watkins (10)
101 (-3) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 🐓 797 45 8.1M 10.8M White (0)
102 (-3) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 784 59 8.5M 8.7M Palmer (10) 3 (12)
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 774 74 8.7M 4.6M João Pedro (12) 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 721 36 9.9M 11.8M Palmer (10) 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 681 42 10.6M 11.1M Gyökeres (10) 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 643 50 11.1M 10.0M Isak (12) 💀

League Graphs

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