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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW27 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

62 pts

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

28 pts

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Gyökeres (C)

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+9 places

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

Flo, Mo & Bros
Luke Scamp

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

272 BPS

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

29 pts

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Eat More Chips
Owain Davies

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

107

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

52

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+21 pts

Wizard
Max Allars

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-24 pts

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 40.6% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 17.0% 7pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 7.5% 3pts
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 6.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Ekitiké 4.7% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 29.2% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Roefs 15.1% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Sánchez 14.2% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 13.2% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Kelleher 8.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 56.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 48.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 36.8% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Chalobah 30.2% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Virgil 19.8% 11pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 55.7% 4pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 52.8% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 48.1% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Rogers 47.2% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Enzo 38.7% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 84.0% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 53.8% 7pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 39.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 29.2% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 11.3% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 196% 3.8pts
2ndKit Icon CHE Attack 138% 3.8pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 137% 2.4pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 91% 2.9pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 68% 4.3pts
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 59% 3.1pts
7thKit Icon AVL Attack 58% 2.0pts
8thKit Icon LIV Attack 58% 2.2pts
9thKit Icon CHE Defence 48% 2.0pts
10thKit Icon BRE Attack 42% 2.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Gyökeres (C) +25.9pts Sloppykloppy
James Cushen 		26pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon O'Reilly +16.4pts SaughallXI
Curtis French 		17pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Henderson +15.5pts I Baleba Can Fly
Daniel Cornwall 		16pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet Penalty Saved 7 Saves
Kit Icon Raúl +10.8pts 'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips 		11pts : 64 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Hermansen +10.0pts Out on Bale
Ben Shaw 		10pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 5 Saves

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Hill in GW27

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 away to West Ham.

Hill: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Semenyo in GW27

Man City: Won 2-1 at home to Newcastle.

Semenyo: 86 mins

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Virgil in GW27

Liverpool: Won 0-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Virgil: 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Ekitiké in GW27

Liverpool: Won 0-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Ekitiké: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW27

Brentford: Lost 0-2 at home to Brighton.

Thiago: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW27 GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32
Kit Icon Hill 8 7.2 6SUN (5.9) BRE (5.2) bur (6.1) MUN (5.3) ars (4.7)
Kit Icon Semenyo 6 6.8 4lee (6.8) NFO (6.2) whu (6.9) - (0.0) che (6.1)
Kit Icon Virgil 6 8.0 11WHU (6.3) wol (6.5) TOT (5.9) bha (5.8) FUL (6.0)
Kit Icon Ekitiké 5 4.8 2WHU (5.5) wol (5.7) TOT (5.4) bha (5.0) FUL (5.0)
Kit Icon Thiago 4 2.8 2bur (6.9) bou (5.5) WOL (6.7) lee (6.5) EVE (5.6)

Transferred Out:

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Bruno G. in GW27

Newcastle: Lost 2-1 away to Man City.

Bruno G.: Did not play.

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J.Timber in GW27

Arsenal: Won 1-4 away to Spurs.

J.Timber: 56 mins Assist Yellow Card

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Rice in GW27

Arsenal: Won 1-4 away to Spurs.

Rice: 90 mins

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Gyökeres in GW27

Arsenal: Won 1-4 away to Spurs.

Gyökeres: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Enzo in GW27

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 at home to Burnley.

Enzo: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW27 GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32
Kit Icon Bruno G. 10 3.5 xEVE (0.0) MUN (0.0) che (0.0) SUN (0.0) cry (5.5)
Kit Icon J.Timber 5 3.4 3CHE (5.6) bha (5.9) EVE (6.4) - (0.0) BOU (6.5)
Kit Icon Rice 4 5.2 4CHE (6.3) bha (6.3) EVE (6.3) - (0.0) BOU (6.3)
Kit Icon Gyökeres 4 7.0 13CHE (4.1) bha (4.1) EVE (4.0) - (0.0) BOU (3.9)
Kit Icon Enzo 4 3.5 2ars (4.7) avl (5.2) NEW (5.4) eve (5.4) MCI (5.0)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW27 Score
WC Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 56
WC Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 39

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW27) Rank (GW27) Captain Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 🧠 1,673 50 3324 4.2M Haaland (12) 1 (0)
2 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,645 39 15k 9.7M Haaland (12) 1 (1)
3 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,644 38 15k 10.1M João Pedro (14) 1 (0)
4 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,644 38 15k 9.8M Haaland (12)
5 (-3) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,641 50 18k 4.2M João Pedro (14) 1 (8)
6 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,608 59 75k 1.3M Palmer (6)
7 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,606 52 82k 3.4M Haaland (12) 1 (6)
8 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen ⚽️ 1,600 55 102k 1.5M João Pedro (14) 2 (-10) H
9 dan Daniel Jarred 1,586 39 165k 9.3M Haaland (12)
10 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,580 56 202k 2.2M Haaland (12) 1 (-4)
11 (-1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,573 48 248k 5.1M Palmer (6) 1 (2)
12 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,562 45 343k 6.7M Haaland (12) 3 (8)
13 (+1) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,561 40 349k 8.8M Haaland (12)
14 (+2) chumpians Iain L 1,549 37 482k 10.2M Palmer (6)
15 Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,549 39 483k 9.3M João Pedro (14)
16 (-4) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,545 44 538k 7.2M Haaland (12) 2 (0)
17 CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,541 45 587k 6.6M Palmer (6) 2 (3)
18 Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,538 44 625k 7.1M Haaland (12) 1 (-12)
19 Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,536 43 652k 7.7M Haaland (12) 2 (5)
20 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,528 42 778k 7.8M João Pedro (14)
21 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,518 43 961k 7.2M João Pedro (14)
22 (+6) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 🤡 1,517 56 976k 2.0M Ekitiké (4) WC 7 (-24)
23 Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,516 44 994k 6.7M João Pedro (14)
24 Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,508 36 1.2M 10.6M Haaland (12)
25 (+2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,506 46 1.2M 6.2M Haaland (12) 3 (3)
26 (+7) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,502 49 1.3M 4.6M Palmer (6) 1 (8)
27 (-5) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,500 35 1.3M 11.2M Haaland (12) 1 (-1)
28 (-3) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,499 44 1.4M 6.7M Ballard (8)
29 (-3) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,497 38 1.4M 9.8M Haaland (12)
30 (+1) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,496 45 1.4M 6.6M B.Fernandes (4) 1 (5)
31 (+15) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,495 61 1.4M 1.1M João Pedro (14) 1 (3)
32 (+2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,495 50 1.4M 4.2M Semenyo (8) 1 (8)
33 (-4) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,493 32 1.5M 11.8M Haaland (12)
34 (-4) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,493 44 1.5M 5.1M Haaland (12) 2 (7) H
35 (-3) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,489 39 1.6M 9.8M Haaland (12) 3 (11)
36 (+1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,487 48 1.6M 4.7M João Pedro (14)
37 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,484 43 1.7M 7.2M Haaland (12)
38 (+4) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,483 48 1.8M 4.7M Haaland (12)
39 (+1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,482 49 1.8M 4.6M Haaland (12) 1 (0)
40 (+1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,480 39 1.8M 9.7M João Pedro (14) 1 (3)
41 (-6) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,477 30 1.9M 12.3M Rice (8) 1 (-2)
42 (+1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,477 56 1.9M 2.0M Ekitiké (4)
43 (+1) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,474 41 2.0M 8.3M Rice (8)
44 (+4) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,466 46 2.2M 6.1M João Pedro (14) 2 (5)
45 Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,466 53 2.2M 3.0M João Pedro (14) 1 (9)
46 (-10) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,465 34 2.3M 11.3M Semenyo (8)
47 (+2) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,462 47 2.3M 5.2M Haaland (12) 💀
48 (+5) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,453 48 2.6M 5.2M Palmer (6) 4 (9)
49 (+3) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,452 49 2.6M 4.3M João Pedro (14)
50 (-3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 🐓 1,450 28 2.7M 12.5M B.Fernandes (4) 1 (5)
51 (-1) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,448 39 2.8M 9.7M Haaland (12) 1 (0)
52 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,446 46 2.8M 6.0M João Pedro (14) 1 (-6)
53 (+2) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,443 46 2.9M 5.7M João Pedro (14)
54 (+5) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,441 52 3.0M 3.1M João Pedro (14)
55 (+1) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,440 45 3.0M 6.6M Palmer (6) 1 (1)
56 (+1) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,433 39 3.2M 9.3M Ekitiké (4) WC 7 (1)
57 (+1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,432 42 3.3M 7.8M Haaland (12) 💀
58 (+2) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,425 43 3.5M 7.6M Haaland (12) 1 (3)
59 (+5) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,423 57 3.6M 1.7M Haaland (12)
60 (+9) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,413 55 3.9M 2.5M Haaland (12) 5 (-5)
61 (+6) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,411 47 4.0M 5.5M Cunha (6) 1 (3)
62 (+11) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,409 60 4.0M 1.3M Ekitiké (4) 1 (11)
63 (+3) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,407 42 4.1M 7.8M J.Timber (6)
64 (+1) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,406 44 4.1M 6.7M Gabriel (4)
65 (+5) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,406 48 4.1M 4.7M Haaland (12)
66 (+8) Wizard Max Allars 🔮 1,406 57 4.1M 2.0M Haaland (12) 4 (21)
67 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,402 42 4.3M 7.8M Haaland (12) 💀
68 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,400 42 4.3M 7.8M Haaland (12) 💀
69 (-7) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,398 32 4.4M 12.0M Palmer (6) 1 (-4)
70 (+9) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,397 58 4.4M 1.5M Haaland (12) 💀
71 (+9) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,394 56 4.5M 2.0M Haaland (12) 💀
72 (-1) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,392 42 4.6M 7.8M Haaland (12) 💀
73 (-1) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,391 45 4.6M 6.2M Haaland (12)
74 (-13) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,388 46 4.7M 6.1M João Pedro (14) 2 (-10)
75 (+6) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,382 48 4.9M 5.1M Semenyo (8) 1 (2)
76 (+6) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,378 45 5.0M 6.2M J.Timber (6) 💀
77 (+6) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,377 49 5.1M 4.3M Haaland (12)
78 (-2) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,374 41 5.2M 8.3M B.Fernandes (4)
79 (-41) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,372 42 5.3M 7.8M Gabriel (4)
80 (-2) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,371 47 5.3M 5.6M Semenyo (8) 3 (-3)
81 (+3) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,367 49 5.4M 4.3M Semenyo (8)
82 (-7) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,366 34 5.5M 11.5M B.Fernandes (4) 1 (1)
83 (+5) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,362 53 5.6M 3.1M Virgil (22) 4 (1)
84 (-7) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,359 38 5.7M 10.2M Rice (8) 2 (4)
85 (+7) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,357 57 5.7M 1.7M Haaland (12)
86 (+3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,353 44 5.8M 6.7M M.Salah (6) 💀
87 (-2) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,353 41 5.9M 8.7M B.Fernandes (4) 1 (0)
88 (-2) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,352 35 5.9M 11.0M Watkins (4) 💀
89 (-2) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,348 45 6.0M 6.2M Haaland (12) 💀
90 (+4) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,340 54 6.2M 2.5M Haaland (12) 💀
91 (+6) Jurásek Park James White 1,337 58 6.3M 1.5M Haaland (12) 💀
92 (-2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 🥊 1,335 42 6.4M 7.8M B.Fernandes (4)
93 (+2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,335 49 6.4M 4.3M Haaland (12)
94 (-1) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,324 32 6.7M 12.0M Thiago (4) 1 (-11)
95 (-4) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,323 41 6.7M 8.3M Haaland (12) 💀
96 (+2) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,321 42 6.8M 7.8M Guéhi (4)
97 (-46) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,318 41 6.9M 8.3M B.Fernandes (4)
98 (-2) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,313 33 7.0M 11.8M Ekitiké (4) 1 (0)
99 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,310 48 7.1M 4.7M Haaland (12) 💀
100 (+2) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 👑 🧑‍🔬 🦴 1,309 62 7.1M 890k Gyökeres (26)
101 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,288 29 7.7M 12.4M M.Salah (6) 4 (5)
102 (-2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,287 50 7.7M 4.2M João Pedro (14) 1 (1)
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,282 65 7.8M 569k Gyökeres (26) 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,219 40 9.1M 8.8M M.Salah (6) 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,110 52 10.7M 3.1M M.Salah (6) 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,052 61 11.2M 1.0M Raya (6) 💀

League Graphs

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