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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW9 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

70 pts

Afternoon De Ligt
Paul Lukins

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

32 pts

klopptillyoudrop
Adam French

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Hakuna Mateta
Dan Jones

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Van Hecke

Neville wears Prada
Simon Owen

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+12 places

Afternoon De Ligt
Paul Lukins

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-11 places

Jacquet Potatoes
Joe Orr

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

319 BPS

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

32 pts

enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Ithaca Wanderers FC
Oscar Murphy

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Wengaboys
Nye Johnson

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

86

Tzolis & Gromit
G Waller

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

42

James Milners Team
Alex Pawsey

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+24 pts

James Milners Team
Alex Pawsey

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 81.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 4.3% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Evanilson 3.2% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 2.1% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.1% 8pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 39.4% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 12.8% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 11.7% 11pts
4th Kit Icon Donnarumma 8.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 7.4% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 42.6% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 38.3% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 34.0% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 29.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Hall 22.3% 2pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 68.1% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Groß 55.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 43.6% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Tavernier 42.6% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Cherki 28.7% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 93.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon N.Jackson 38.3% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 27.7% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Evanilson 19.1% 9pts
5th Kit Icon Isak 17.0% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 222% 1.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 135% 6.7pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 123% 7.8pts
4thKit Icon BOU Attack 65% 4.6pts
5thKit Icon BHA Attack 63% 2.0pts
6thKit Icon BHA Defence 57% 9.0pts
7thKit Icon AVL Attack 49% 8.2pts
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 40% 1.9pts
9thKit Icon MUN Attack 39% 1.4pts
10thKit Icon LEE Defence 36% 2.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Van Hecke +14.2pts Neville wears Prada
Simon Owen 		15pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon McBurnie +12.0pts Cherry-Picked XI
Jordan Hookins 		12pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Verbruggen +10.1pts EETZ A DEESGRAYZ
Owen Wilmot 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 7 Saves
Kit Icon Havertz +9.0pts Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday 		9pts : 83 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Thiago +8.7pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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N.Jackson in GW9

Aston Villa: Drew 1-1 at home to Fulham.

N.Jackson: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Tavernier in GW9

Bournemouth: Won 2-0 at home to Leeds.

Tavernier: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Evanilson in GW9

Bournemouth: Won 2-0 at home to Leeds.

Evanilson: 75 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Isak in GW9

Liverpool: Lost 0-1 at home to Arsenal.

Isak: 90 mins

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Konsa in GW9

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Liverpool.

Konsa: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14
Kit Icon N.Jackson 31 8.2 9mun (6.0) SUN (5.9) ips (6.5) EVE (5.2) CRY (6.0)
Kit Icon Tavernier 22 6.0 3ips (6.9) NFO (6.4) ful (5.9) BHA (5.7) HUL (5.7)
Kit Icon Evanilson 14 8.5 9ips (6.6) NFO (6.0) ful (5.4) BHA (5.3) HUL (5.3)
Kit Icon Isak 13 5.0 2cry (6.4) MUN (6.3) eve (5.4) SUN (6.3) che (6.7)
Kit Icon Konsa 6 9.2 10HUL (5.2) new (5.4) MCI (4.8) bre (4.9) tot (5.2)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW9

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Man Utd.

João Pedro: Did not play.

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Calafiori in GW9

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Liverpool.

Calafiori: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Cherki in GW9

Man City: Lost 0-1 at home to Brighton.

Cherki: 35 mins

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B.Fernandes in GW9

Man Utd: Lost 2-0 away to Chelsea.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins

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Saka in GW9

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Liverpool.

Saka: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14
Kit Icon João Pedro 47 3.5 xsun (0.0) LEE (4.6) nfo (5.1) CRY (5.3) LIV (4.8)
Kit Icon Calafiori ⚠️ 17 5.5 6HUL (5.4) new (6.6) MCI (5.2) bre (5.6) tot (5.9)
Kit Icon Cherki 8 2.8 1nfo (5.6) FUL (5.1) ars (5.1) LEE (5.0) bre (4.9)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 5 1.0 2AVL (6.1) liv (6.0) BRE (5.6) new (6.8) COV (6.7)
Kit Icon Saka 5 1.2 xHUL (0.0) new (6.4) MCI (5.3) bre (5.4) tot (5.5)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW9 Score
WC Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 70
WC Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 65
FH Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 62
WC MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 61
WC Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 61
FH Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 58
FH Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 49
WC James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 47
WC Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 44
FH Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 42

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW9) Rank (GW9) Captain Trans.
1 Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 657 60 15k 1.8M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
2 Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 655 63 18k 1.2M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
3 Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 655 68 18k 665k Haaland (4) 3 (21)
4 (+1) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 629 60 125k 1.8M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
5 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 628 58 133k 2.3M Haaland (4) 2 (11)
6 Farke Night Rises Jacob Roddie 627 66 143k 830k Haaland (4) 1 (5)
7 (+2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones ⚽️ 622 68 184k 643k Haaland (4) 2 (21)
8 (-1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 622 65 184k 987k Haaland (4) 2 (10)
9 (+5) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 605 59 423k 2.0M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
10 (+5) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 604 58 442k 2.3M Haaland (4) 2 (4)
11 (+1) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 🥊 604 55 444k 3.0M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
12 (+7) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 602 65 482k 909k Haaland (4)
13 (-5) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 602 47 495k 5.7M Haaland (4) 2 (15)
14 (-4) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 601 49 509k 4.9M Haaland (4) 1 (4)
15 (+3) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 599 60 553k 1.8M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
16 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 598 54 571k 3.4M Haaland (4) 3 (15)
17 (-6) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 597 45 594k 6.3M Haaland (4) 1 (7)
18 (+3) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 595 59 639k 1.9M Haaland (4)
19 (+10) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 595 69 647k 555k Haaland (4) 2 (11)
20 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 593 59 692k 2.0M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
21 (+4) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 593 67 697k 718k Haaland (4) 1 (9)
22 (-9) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 593 50 705k 4.6M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
23 (-7) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 🧠 592 51 737k 4.2M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
24 (+14) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 👑 590 70 778k 437k N.Jackson (18) WC 4 (1)
25 (+2) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 588 59 829k 2.0M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
26 (+8) Take my breath (a) James Carr 585 63 915k 1.2M Haaland (4)
27 (+4) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 585 61 924k 1.6M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
28 (-8) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 🔮 584 47 945k 5.4M Haaland (4) WC 10 (24)
29 (-6) UTT Aidan Fleming 584 51 956k 4.3M Haaland (4) 2 (5)
30 (+6) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 584 67 965k 683k Haaland (4)
31 (+4) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 581 59 1.0M 1.9M Haaland (4)
32 (+7) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 578 59 1.1M 2.1M Haaland (4) 3 (9)
33 (+4) Scooby snaka Iain L 576 55 1.2M 3.1M Haaland (4) 3 (15)
34 (-6) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 576 49 1.2M 5.0M Haaland (4) 2 (7)
35 (-3) FFS FC David French 576 56 1.2M 2.7M Haaland (4) 1 (4)
36 (-6) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 574 48 1.3M 5.3M Rogers (18) 1 (1)
37 (-11) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 574 44 1.3M 6.8M Haaland (4) 2 (10)
38 (-5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 574 50 1.3M 4.7M Haaland (4) 3 (8)
39 (+2) dan Daniel Jarred 571 58 1.4M 2.2M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
40 (+2) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 568 51 1.5M 4.2M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
41 (-17) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 566 33 1.6M 9.7M Haaland (4) 💀
42 (+6) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 560 59 1.9M 2.0M Haaland (4) 2 (3)
43 (+9) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 557 66 2.0M 830k Haaland (4) 1 (9)
44 (+3) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 557 55 2.0M 3.1M Haaland (4) 2 (13)
45 (+4) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 555 54 2.1M 3.2M Haaland (4)
46 (-6) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 555 45 2.1M 6.1M Haaland (4)
47 (-4) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 551 38 2.3M 8.4M Haaland (4) 💀
48 (-2) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 548 41 2.5M 7.7M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
49 (-5) Cheese FC Edward Capper 544 34 2.7M 9.5M Haaland (4) 💀
50 (+4) Doesn't Mattsson James White 543 56 2.7M 2.6M Mbeumo (2)
51 (-6) Change Name Harvey Skelton 543 41 2.8M 7.8M Haaland (4) 2 (11)
52 (+8) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 539 61 2.9M 1.5M Haaland (4) WC 11 (18)
53 (-3) CRAB Richard Holland 539 41 3.0M 7.5M Haaland (4)
54 (-3) Slimane Shady Ryan B 531 37 3.4M 8.7M Haaland (4)
55 (+10) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 529 FH 62 3.5M 1.3M Haaland (4) 12 (13)
56 (+2) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 528 49 3.6M 4.7M Haaland (4)
57 Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 528 50 3.6M 4.6M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
58 (+1) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 528 49 3.6M 4.9M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
59 (-6) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 526 65 3.7M 909k Haaland (4) WC 7 (24)
60 (-5) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 524 37 3.8M 8.7M Haaland (4)
61 Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 524 49 3.8M 4.9M Palmer (16) 1 (1)
62 (+4) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 520 59 4.0M 1.9M Palmer (16)
63 (+1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 519 51 4.1M 4.2M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
64 (-2) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 518 46 4.1M 5.8M Haaland (4)
65 (-9) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 515 30 4.3M 10.3M Haaland (4) 💀
66 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 509 FH 58 4.7M 2.1M Haaland (4) 14 (15)
67 (+2) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 506 51 4.8M 4.1M Raya (10) 💀
68 (+8) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 504 61 5.0M 1.5M Evanilson (18) WC 12 (7)
69 (+2) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 501 51 5.2M 4.1M Rogers (18)
70 (-7) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 500 40 5.2M 8.1M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
71 (+6) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 499 56 5.3M 2.8M Haaland (4) 2 (9)
72 (+6) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 498 56 5.3M 2.6M Haaland (4)
73 (-1) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 496 47 5.5M 4.3M Haaland (4) 2 (3) H
74 (+5) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 495 62 5.5M 1.4M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
75 (-5) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 494 39 5.6M 8.4M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
76 (+8) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 🦴 492 67 5.7M 718k Evanilson (18) 1 (9)
77 (-10) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 🐓 492 32 5.7M 10.1M Haaland (4) 3 (4)
78 (+5) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 484 55 6.1M 2.9M Haaland (4)
79 (-6) Wizard Max Allars 481 34 6.3M 9.5M Haaland (4)
80 (-5) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 478 FH 42 6.4M 7.2M Haaland (4) 18 (-12)
81 (+1) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 475 44 6.6M 6.5M Haaland (4) WC 8 (17)
82 (-2) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 474 34 6.6M 9.5M B.Fernandes (4) 💀
83 (-2) TS36 Thomas Sutton 471 31 6.8M 10.1M Haaland (4) 💀
84 (+2) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 🧑‍🔬 467 53 7.0M 2.5M Evanilson (18) 2 (14) H
85 (+2) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 463 51 7.2M 4.1M Davis (2)
86 (+4) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 459 56 7.4M 2.6M Haaland (4)
87 (-13) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 459 FH 49 7.4M 4.7M Calvert-Lewin (4) 8 (11)
88 (-3) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 455 30 7.5M 10.3M Haaland (4) 💀
89 (-1) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 🤡 455 43 7.5M 5.7M Barcola (2) 2 (-11) H
90 (+2) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 453 58 7.6M 2.1M Rogers (18)
91 Knees Santos Faysal Miah 449 53 7.8M 3.6M Mbeumo (2) 1 (0)
92 (-3) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 447 43 7.9M 7.1M Haaland (4) 2 (8)
93 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 429 63 8.5M 769k Rogers (18) 3 (2) H
🥚 His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 420 41 8.7M 7.8M Haaland (4) 2 (10)

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