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👑 King

Best GW

81 pts

Wirtz Case Scenario
Nikhil Thapar

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

12 pts

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Isak (C)

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+11 places

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-7 places

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

298 BPS

Wirtz Case Scenario
Nikhil Thapar

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

Stach My Ants On
Reece Smith

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

KingEthanResurgence
Ethan Barker

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

105

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

23

Billy Boy Raiders
George Imbert

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+46 pts

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-3 pts

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 38.7% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 20.8%
3rd Kit Icon M.Salah 7.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Watkins 5.7% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 3.8% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 38.7% 10pts
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 12.3% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 11.3% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Sánchez 5.7%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 60.4% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 50.0% 4pts
3rd Kit Icon Pedro Porro 22.6% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Mukiele 17.0% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Tarkowski 16.0% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 68.9% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 32.1% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Wilson 31.1% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gibbs-White 26.4% 13pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Thiago 43.4% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Watkins 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Bowen 35.8% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Haaland 34.9%
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 17.9%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MUN Attack 136% 3.6pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 118% 8.2pts
3rdKit Icon AVL Attack 88% 1.8pts
4thKit Icon MCI Attack 83%
5thKit Icon LIV Attack 82% 2.1pts
6thKit Icon LIV Defence 58% 3.7pts
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 55% 1.9pts
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 50% 1.1pts
9thKit Icon NFO Attack 44% 11.6pts
10thKit Icon SUN Defence 42% 0.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Isak (C) +15.8pts Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie 		16pts : 78 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Igor Jesus +13.3pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		14pts : 66 mins Goal 2 Assists Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Mac Allister +12.9pts HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian 		13pts : 90 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Casemiro +11.5pts Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Andersen +10.3pts Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Watkins in GW34

Aston Villa: Lost 1-0 away to Fulham.

Watkins: 79 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW34

Nott'm Forest: Won 0-5 away to Sunderland.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Bowen in GW34

West Ham: Won 2-1 at home to Everton.

Bowen: 90 mins 2 Assists 2 Bonus

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Virgil in GW34

Liverpool: Won 3-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Virgil: 90 mins

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Pedro Porro in GW34

Spurs: Won 0-1 away to Wolves.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins Yellow Card 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Watkins 41 6.7 2TOT (5.4) bur (5.9) LIV (4.8) mci (4.5)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 31 11.7 13che (5.8) NEW (5.7) mun (5.7) BOU (5.3)
Kit Icon Bowen 28 8.7 10bre (5.9) ARS (5.2) new (6.0) LEE (6.3)
Kit Icon Virgil 22 7.0 4mun (6.0) CHE (5.9) avl (5.9) BRE (5.9)
Kit Icon Pedro Porro 21 6.3 8avl (4.7) LEE (4.9) - (0.0) EVE (4.9)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW34

No fixture.

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Semenyo in GW34

No fixture.

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Haaland in GW34

No fixture.

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Hill in GW34

No fixture.

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Senesi in GW34

No fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon João Pedro 33 0.7 -NFO (5.7) liv (5.6) - (0.0) sun (5.8)
Kit Icon Semenyo 32 2.3 -eve (5.7) BRE (5.7) - (0.0) AVL (5.7)
Kit Icon Haaland 27 5.0 -eve (5.9) BRE (6.0) - (0.0) AVL (6.0)
Kit Icon Hill 19 2.7 -CRY (5.4) ful (5.7) - (0.0) nfo (5.5)
Kit Icon Senesi 19 3.3 -CRY (5.3) ful (5.4) - (0.0) nfo (5.3)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW34 Score
FH Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 81
FH Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 80
FH Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 77
FH The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 75
FH Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 74
WC Titus Shambles Harry Everett 73
FH Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 72
WC Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 71
FH Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 70
FH You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 70
FH Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 68
FH Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 66
FH KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 65
FH Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 65
FH Fidler utd Jack Fidler 63
FH Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 58
FH Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 58
FH Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 58
FH French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 56
FH Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 55
FH Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 54
FH It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 53
WC HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 53
FH Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 52
WC SaughallXI Curtis French 52
TC Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 52
WC Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 51
FH Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 49
WC Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 48
FH itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 46
WC Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 44
WC McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 41
WC klopp till you drop Adam French 40
WC A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 37
FH chumpians Iain L 35
WC isak at this Ludo Mccormick 35
WC Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 31
FH Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 25

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW34) Rank (GW34) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 2,169 FH 75 4238 561k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 40 (83)
2 (-1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,164 FH 52 3670 2.3M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 35 (26)
3 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,137 FH 65 13k 1.0M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 14 (52)
4 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 2,132 FH 58 11k 900k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 20 (52)
5 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,129 80 14k 37k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 3 (25)
6 (+1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 2,098 FH 80 33k 6511 Bowen (20) 12/12 12 (62)
7 (-1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 2,095 71 65k 1.0M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 WC 4 (16)
8 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,090 FH 68 50k 252k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 26 (69)
9 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,079 FH 58 78k 1.5M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 15 (33)
10 (-2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 2,077 FH 54 64k 900k M.Salah (2) 12/12 18 (54)
11 (+2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 2,044 FH 70 167k 209k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 15 (70)
12 (-1) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 2,038 66 215k 709k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12
13 (-1) chumpians Iain L 2,022 FH 35 245k 4.4M M.Salah (2) 12/12 11 (32)
14 (+2) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 2,014 66 384k 1.1M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 2 (13) H
15 (-1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 2,011 FH 53 331k 1.7M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 17 (53)
16 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 2,006 58 380k 1.6M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 4 (33)
17 (+2) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,990 FH 55 475k 1.5M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 11 (2)
18 (-1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 🤡 1,983 42 541k 2.5M B.Fernandes (10) 11/11 3 (-3) H H
19 (+1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,980 41 678k 9.2M B.Fernandes (10) 9/9 💀
20 (+5) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,979 FH 66 546k 337k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 11 (30)
21 (-6) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,977 23 561k 10.0M Haaland (0) 8/8
22 (+5) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,972 FH 70 609k 170k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 13 (55)
23 (-1) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 🧑‍🔬 1,970 FH 65 692k 900k Isak (16) 12/12 15 (64)
24 (+2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,969 58 678k 1.6M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 3 (15)
25 (-2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,968 47 660k 2.8M B.Fernandes (10) 10/10 1 (2)
26 (-5) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,967 41 701k 5.0M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12
27 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,954 FH 63 739k 295k M.Salah (2) 12/12 18 (61)
28 (+8) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton ⚽️ 1,946 FH 77 875k 49k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 12 (55)
29 (-1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,942 48 950k 2.1M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 3 (9) H
30 (-1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,939 42 887k 2.5M Solanke (2) 12/12 2 (1)
31 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,923 47 1.3M 4.7M Palmer (0) 9/9
32 (-1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,920 33 1.1M 3.8M Szoboszlai (2) 10/11 1 (2)
33 (-9) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,913 FH 56 1.2M 633k Mavropanos (8) 12/12 38 (71)
34 Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,908 38 1.3M 3.3M Watkins (4) 12/12 3 (11) H
35 (-3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,898 FH 49 1.6M 3.8M M.Salah (2) 12/12 28 (13)
36 (+12) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,896 FH 74 1.7M 709k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 5 (36)
37 Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,893 49 1.5M 1.1M Szoboszlai (2) 10/11 1 (13)
38 (-3) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,886 28 1.8M 10.3M Haaland (0) 8/8
39 (+5) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,885 47 1.7M 2.8M B.Fernandes (10) 10/10 1 (10)
40 (+2) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,880 48 1.7M 1.3M Rice (4) 12/12 WC 5 (23)
41 (+9) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,880 FH 58 1.8M 1.2M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 11 (32)
42 (-4) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 🧠 1,879 FH 25 1.8M 8.8M Watkins (4) 12/12 10 (19)
43 (-4) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,874 37 1.8M 2.9M Watkins (4) 10/10 2 (11) H
44 (+3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,874 47 1.9M 2.0M B.Fernandes (10) 7/7 2 (19) H
45 (-4) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,871 29 2.1M 11.6M Haaland (0) 7/7
46 (+6) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,867 50 2.2M 4.1M B.Fernandes (10) 11/11 3 (10)
47 (+4) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,857 41 2.1M 3.1M Havertz (8) 12/12 4 (13)
48 (-3) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,857 40 2.4M 6.8M B.Fernandes (10) 10/11
49 (-3) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,854 29 2.2M 7.6M Haaland (0) 10/10
50 (-1) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 👑 🦴 1,845 FH 81 2.5M 25k B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 7 (38)
51 (+3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,839 30 2.5M 8.0M B.Fernandes (10) 7/7 1 (2)
52 (+7) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,838 53 2.5M 1.1M Havertz (8) 12/12 WC 6 (21)
53 (+4) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,833 41 2.5M 2.3M Xavi (6) 12/12 WC 7 (10)
54 (-1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,830 24 2.7M 10.3M B.Fernandes (10) 7/7
55 (+3) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,825 38 2.9M 6.8M B.Fernandes (10) 10/10 💀
56 (-1) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,821 23 3.0M 12.2M Haaland (0) 8/8
57 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,819 51 2.7M 633k Watkins (4) 12/12 WC 11 (39)
58 (-2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,819 24 2.8M 6.4M Haaland (0) 6/8 💀
59 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 🥊 1,815 52 3.1M 2.0M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 WC 8 (31)
60 (+14) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 🔮 1,809 73 3.4M 633k Wilson (4) 12/12 WC 7 (46)
61 (+6) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,797 52 3.7M 4.6M TC B.Fernandes (15) 11/13 2 (19)
62 (+1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,791 29 3.4M 6.0M Gabriel (16) 10/10
63 (+1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,789 49 3.6M 1.2M B.Fernandes (10) 11/11 3 (2) H H
64 (+8) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,788 51 3.8M 3.3M Haaland (0) 9/9 💀
65 (-5) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 🐓 1,784 12 3.6M 9.6M Cherki (0) 6/8 4 (5) H H H
66 (-1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,783 36 3.7M 4.6M B.Fernandes (10) 9/12 2 (11) H
67 (-1) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,781 35 3.6M 3.8M Szoboszlai (2) 12/12 WC 11 (16)
68 (+3) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,781 46 3.7M 2.7M Virgil (8) 12/12 💀
69 A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,774 37 3.8M 3.6M Watkins (4) 10/11 WC 4 (15)
70 (+3) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,770 33 3.9M 5.3M Palmer (0) 6/6 💀
71 (+5) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,770 48 4.1M 3.1M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 1 (2)
72 (-32) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,769 FH 46 3.9M 1.9M Xavi (6) 12/12 10 (39)
73 (-30) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,764 44 4.1M 3.3M B.Fernandes (10) 12/12 WC 8 (34)
74 (+1) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,760 28 4.4M 11.8M Rogers (4) 9/9
75 (-7) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,757 18 4.2M 11.6M Haaland (0) 6/6 💀
76 (-6) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,749 9 4.3M 12.5M Haaland (0) 4/7 💀
77 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 1,742 26 4.4M 6.4M Haaland (0) 6/6 💀
78 (-1) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,737 28 5.0M 12.2M Haaland (0) 8/9
79 (+7) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,729 46 4.9M 2.3M B.Fernandes (10) 9/9 3 (17) H
80 Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,727 30 5.0M 8.4M Haaland (0) 7/7 💀
81 (+1) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,725 28 5.1M 10.7M Haaland (0) 6/6 💀
82 (-3) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,723 31 4.9M 4.7M Rice (4) 12/12 WC 10 (21)
83 (+2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,722 34 4.9M 4.6M E.Le Fée (4) 10/11 2 (7)
84 (-3) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,718 21 4.9M 7.2M Haaland (0) 4/6 💀
85 (-1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,710 22 5.3M 10.3M Haaland (0) 4/5 💀
86 (-3) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,709 16 5.3M 12.0M Haaland (0) 6/7 💀
87 (+1) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,706 30 5.2M 4.7M Haaland (0) 7/7 💀
88 (-1) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,700 23 5.5M 8.8M Welbeck (0) 9/9
89 Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,696 33 5.9M 11.3M Watkins (4) 10/10 💀
90 (+1) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,687 40 5.7M 2.3M Szoboszlai (2) 11/12 WC 7 (25)
91 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,683 34 5.9M 5.7M M.Salah (2) 9/9 💀
92 (-2) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,678 21 5.8M 7.2M Grealish (0) 6/9 💀
93 (+2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,666 FH 72 6.1M 25k Gibbs-White (26) 12/12 11 (57)
94 (-1) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,657 25 6.5M 10.3M B.Fernandes (10) 8/8 💀
95 (-1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,650 16 6.4M 9.6M Haaland (0) 5/5 💀
96 Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,649 19 6.6M 11.0M Gyökeres (2) 7/8
97 Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,638 27 6.7M 5.3M Guéhi (0) 6/8
98 (+1) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,628 20 7.0M 9.2M Haaland (0) 6/7 💀
99 (+1) Jurásek Park James White 1,614 18 7.3M 10.7M Haaland (0) 6/7 💀
100 (-2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,613 18 7.3M 10.7M Haaland (0) 5/5 💀
101 (+2) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,589 29 7.7M 5.3M M.Salah (2) 8/9 💀
102 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,571 10 8.0M 12.0M Haaland (0) 4/5 💀
103 (-2) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,564 17 8.2M 10.7M Gyökeres (2) 8/8 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,521 44 9.0M 2.9M M.Salah (2) 11/11 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,440 64 10.0M 113k Isak (16) 9/9 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,379 35 10.7M 2.7M M.Salah (2) 10/10 💀

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