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🏆 GW2 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

59 pts

Gueye for Garner
Ryan Mugnier

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

1 pts

Ithaca Wanderers FC
Oscar Murphy

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Cherki

Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+0 places

Gueye for Garner
Ryan Mugnier

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-93 places

Min Woo Lee
James Cushen

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

250 BPS

Gueye for Garner
Ryan Mugnier

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

15 pts

Isak-ly What I Need
Connor Christian

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

63.2'

Tzolis and Gromit
Alex Bamford

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨

Malt Shovel
Jamie Gibbons

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

58

Kabomination
Kajan Kugananthajothy

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

5

Red Djed Redemption
Ben Pelling

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+8 pts

Cherki Dinosaurs
James Leaper

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-13 pts

Doesn't Mattsson
James White

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 48.4% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 28.0%
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 6.5%
4th Kit Icon Isak 3.2% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.2%

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 35.5%
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 19.4% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 10.8%
4th Kit Icon Verbruggen 9.7%
5th Kit Icon Lammens 7.5%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 55.9%
2nd Kit Icon Shaw 28.0%
3rd Kit Icon Maguire 21.5%
4th Kit Icon Gabriel 19.4%
5th Kit Icon O'Reilly 19.4% 2pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 57.0%
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 49.5%
3rd Kit Icon Tzolis 40.9%
4th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 39.8% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Semenyo 25.8% 5pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 80.6% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 72.0%
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 31.2%
4th Kit Icon Isak 23.7% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Brobbey 14.0%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 159% 7.6pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 148%
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 133%
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 115%
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 86%
6thKit Icon LIV Attack 85% 4.8pts
7thKit Icon MUN Defence 58%
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 53% 2.8pts
9thKit Icon LEE Attack 39%
10thKit Icon TOT Defence 39% 1.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Cherki +14.0pts Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan 		14pts : 81 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Gibbs-White +12.3pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		13pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Scott +12.0pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		12pts : 86 mins Goal Yellow Card 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Tarkowski +11.3pts Burn baby Burn
Ellen Phillpot 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Tzolakis +9.9pts Cherry-Picked XI
Jordan Hookins 		10pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 3 Saves

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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M.Sangaré in GW2

Brentford: Away to Leeds.

M.Sangaré: Upcoming fixture.

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De Cuyper in GW2

Brighton: Away to Chelsea.

De Cuyper: Upcoming fixture.

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Kayode in GW2

Brentford: Away to Leeds.

Kayode: Upcoming fixture.

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João Pedro in GW2

Chelsea: Home to Brighton.

João Pedro: Upcoming fixture.

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Gvardiol in GW2

Man City: Won 1-4 away to Crystal Palace.

Gvardiol: 74 mins Assist

Player #Trans. Form GW2 GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
Kit Icon M.Sangaré 6 7.0 -SUN (0.0) bou (0.0) CHE (0.0) avl (0.0) LIV (0.0)
Kit Icon De Cuyper 5 8.5 -LEE (0.0) cov (0.0) ARS (0.0) sun (0.0) CRY (0.0)
Kit Icon Kayode 4 6.5 -SUN (0.0) bou (0.0) CHE (0.0) avl (0.0) LIV (0.0)
Kit Icon João Pedro 3 5.5 -ars (0.0) HUL (0.0) bre (0.0) BOU (0.0) eve (0.0)
Kit Icon Gvardiol 2 7.0 5COV (7.2) mun (8.2) SUN (7.1) liv (7.0) IPS (5.8)

Transferred Out:

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Sarr in GW2

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-4 at home to Man City.

Sarr: Did not play.

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Groß in GW2

Brighton: Away to Chelsea.

Groß: Upcoming fixture.

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Robertson in GW2

Spurs: Lost 0-2 at home to Newcastle.

Robertson: 67 mins

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Calvert-Lewin in GW2

Leeds: Home to Brentford.

Calvert-Lewin: Upcoming fixture.

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Gibbs-White in GW2

Nott'm Forest: Drew 2-2 away to Liverpool.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

Player #Trans. Form GW2 GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
Kit Icon Sarr 3 0.0 xful (0.0) IPS (0.0) lee (0.0) NFO (0.0) bha (0.0)
Kit Icon Groß 2 1.0 -LEE (0.0) cov (0.0) ARS (0.0) sun (0.0) CRY (0.0)
Kit Icon Robertson 2 2.5 2nfo (5.6) EVE (5.3) AVL (6.7) mun (6.4) COV (5.5)
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 2 0.5 -bha (0.0) NEW (0.0) CRY (0.0) ars (0.0) MUN (0.0)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 2 7.5 13TOT (6.8) avl (8.2) COV (6.5) cry (6.8) ARS (4.7)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW2 Score
BB Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 53
WC French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 38
BB Scooby snaka Iain L 28
BB Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 22
TC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 16

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW2) Rank (GW2) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+15) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 👑 🦴 123 59 32k 101k Haaland (26) 7/12
2 (+18) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 116 BB 53 108k 320k Haaland (26) 8/16 1 (0)
3 (+6) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 115 47 126k 819k Haaland (26) 5/12 1 (0)
4 (+13) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 110 46 234k 864k Haaland (26) 6/12
5 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 110 41 234k 1.6M Haaland (26) 5/12
6 (-1) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 108 37 306k 2.5M Haaland (26) 5/12
7 (+3) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 103 35 618k 3.3M Haaland (26) 4/12 1 (-2)
8 (+14) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 🔮 103 42 692k 1.8M Haaland (26) 5/12 1 (8)
9 (-6) UTT Aidan Fleming 100 27 808k 5.5M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12
10 (-9) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 99 17 899k 7.9M Havertz (0) 2/12
11 (+3) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 99 33 960k 3.9M Isak (16) 6/12 1 (-4)
12 (-1) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 98 30 997k 4.7M Haaland (26) 3/12
13 (+2) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 98 33 1.1M 3.9M Haaland (26) 6/12 1 (-3)
14 (+22) Egan Chips Matthew Quigley 97 43 1.1M 1.3M Haaland (26) 5/12
15 (+37) Wizard Max Allars 97 48 1.2M 709k Haaland (26) 7/12 1 (0)
16 (+25) Change Name Harvey Skelton 97 45 1.2M 1.1M Haaland (26) 7/12 1 (4)
17 (-11) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 96 26 1.2M 5.7M Haaland (26) 2/12
18 (-16) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 96 22 1.2M 6.6M Palmer (0) 3/12
19 (+43) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 96 49 1.8M 995k Haaland (26) 6/12
20 (+47) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 95 50 1.3M 465k Haaland (26) 7/12
21 (+29) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 95 45 1.3M 995k Haaland (26) 7/12
22 (+9) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 94 38 1.5M 2.3M Haaland (26) 6/12 WC 10 (-11)
23 (-5) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 🥊 94 30 1.6M 4.9M João Pedro (0) 6/12 1 (-9)
24 (-11) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 92 25 1.8M 5.9M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12
25 (-1) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 91 32 1.9M 4.0M Haaland (26) 4/12
26 (-22) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 91 18 1.9M 7.6M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12
27 (+50) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 91 50 2.0M 516k Haaland (26) 7/12 1 (5)
28 (+19) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 90 39 2.1M 2.1M Haaland (26) 6/12
29 (+57) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 90 55 2.2M 230k Haaland (26) 9/12 1 (4)
30 (-9) FFS FC David French 88 26 2.4M 5.7M Haaland (26) 2/12
31 (-23) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 88 19 2.4M 7.3M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12
32 (+7) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 88 35 2.4M 3.1M Haaland (26) 5/12
33 (+47) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 88 50 2.6M 516k Haaland (26) 8/12 1 (2)
34 (+29) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 87 40 2.7M 2.0M Haaland (26) 5/12 1 (0)
35 (+47) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 84 47 3.3M 819k Haaland (26) 5/12 1 (-1)
36 (-4) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 83 27 3.4M 5.5M Haaland (26) 3/12
37 (-8) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 🧠 83 25 3.4M 5.9M Isak (16) 5/12
38 (+10) dan Daniel Jarred 82 31 3.6M 4.4M Haaland (26) 4/12
39 (+3) Cheese FC Edward Capper 82 30 3.6M 4.7M Haaland (26) 3/12
40 (-15) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 81 22 3.8M 6.6M João Pedro (0) 4/12
41 (+38) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 81 41 3.8M 1.6M Haaland (26) 4/12
42 (+1) Take my breath (a) James Carr 81 29 3.8M 5.0M Haaland (26) 4/12
43 (+25) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 81 36 3.8M 2.8M Haaland (26) 5/12
44 (+34) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 81 40 4.0M 2.0M Isak (16) 6/12 1 (0)
45 (-1) Scooby snaka Iain L 80 BB 28 4.1M 5.2M B.Fernandes (0) 5/16
46 (-34) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 80 12 4.2M 9.0M João Pedro (0) 4/12 1 (0)
47 (+8) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 79 31 4.3M 4.4M Haaland (26) 5/12
48 (+16) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 79 32 4.3M 4.0M Haaland (26) 6/12
49 (+7) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 78 30 4.5M 4.7M Haaland (26) 4/12
50 (-27) The H-Team Horatio Turner 78 18 4.5M 7.6M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12
51 (+37) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 78 44 4.5M 1.1M Haaland (26) 7/12
52 (-33) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 78 14 4.5M 8.5M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12
53 Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 78 29 4.6M 5.2M João Pedro (0) 6/12 1 (0)
54 (+16) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 78 34 4.6M 3.6M Haaland (26) 5/12 1 (0)
55 (-22) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 78 BB 22 4.6M 6.7M Saka (0) 6/16 1 (0)
56 (-19) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 77 23 4.7M 6.3M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12
57 (+8) CRAB Richard Holland 77 30 4.7M 4.7M Haaland (26) 4/12
58 (+27) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 77 41 4.8M 1.8M Haaland (26) 5/12 1 (4)
59 (-33) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 76 17 4.9M 7.9M João Pedro (0) 2/12
60 (-20) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 76 23 4.9M 6.3M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12
61 (-27) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 74 18 5.4M 7.8M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12 1 (-1)
62 (-35) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 73 14 5.5M 8.5M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12
63 (+6) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 73 28 5.6M 5.4M Cunha (0) 4/12 1 (-2)
64 (-29) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 72 16 5.7M 8.2M TC B.Fernandes (0) 3/13
65 (-37) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 72 13 5.7M 8.7M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12
66 (-36) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 72 14 5.7M 8.5M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12
67 (+20) TS36 Thomas Sutton 71 36 5.9M 2.8M Haaland (26) 6/12
68 (-17) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 71 21 6.0M 7.0M McBurnie (2) 6/12 1 (0)
69 (-24) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 71 19 6.0M 7.5M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 1 (2)
70 (-13) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 70 22 6.2M 6.7M Enciso (0) 4/12 1 (0)
71 (-13) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 69 21 6.3M 6.8M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12
72 (-13) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 68 20 6.5M 7.1M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12
73 (-27) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 67 15 6.6M 8.4M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12
74 (-1) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 67 24 6.5M 2.5M Haaland (26) 6/12 4 (-3) H H H
75 (-15) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 66 18 6.8M 7.6M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12
76 (-1) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 66 24 6.8M 6.1M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12
77 (+4) Slimane Shady Ryan B 66 28 7.2M 5.9M B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 1 (1)
78 (-24) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 65 16 7.0M 8.2M João Pedro (0) 3/12
79 (-8) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 65 21 7.0M 7.0M Szoboszlai (8) 3/12 1 (-2)
80 (-19) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 65 17 7.0M 8.1M Saka (0) 6/12 1 (0)
81 (-32) Greg's Team Greg Houghton 63 12 7.3M 9.0M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12 1 (0)
82 (-10) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 62 18 7.5M 7.8M Palmer (0) 4/12 1 (0)
83 (-7) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 62 20 7.5M 7.2M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12 1 (0)
84 (-1) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 62 25 7.5M 6.0M Szoboszlai (8) 6/12 1 (0)
85 (+5) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 60 32 7.7M 4.3M Haaland (26) 4/12 1 (0)
86 (-48) Doesn't Mattsson James White 🤡 58 4 7.9M 9.8M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12 1 (-13)
87 (-3) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 55 18 8.2M 7.8M M.Sangaré (0) 4/12 1 (0)
88 (+1) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 51 22 8.4M 6.7M Mbeumo (0) 4/12 1 (0)
89 (-15) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 49 6 8.5M 9.6M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12
90 (-24) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 🐓 48 1 8.6M 9.4M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 3 (-6) H H
91 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 47 47 8.6M 750k Ødegaard (0) 7/12
92 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 44 44 8.8M 1.3M Haaland (26) 6/12
🥚 Min Woo Lee James Cushen 31 31 9.3M 4.7M Haaland (26) 5/12

League Graphs

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