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🏆 GW32 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

81 pts

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

26 pts

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Mukiele

Red Nose Reijnders
Greg Houghton

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+14 places

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-7 places

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

299 BPS

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

27 pts

Red Nose Reijnders
Greg Houghton

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

88.6'

Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

102

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

37

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+33 pts

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-8 pts

Back of the Neto
Jonah Varney

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 41.5%
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 29.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 3.8% 2pts
4th Kit Icon M.Salah 3.8% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 1.9% 4pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 27.4% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Kelleher 17.0% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 14.2% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Dúbravka 10.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Pickford 10.4% 0pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 58.5% 4pts
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 34.9% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Guéhi 34.9% 15pts
4th Kit Icon O'Reilly 26.4% 14pts
5th Kit Icon Van Hecke 16.0% 5pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 66.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 65.1%
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 34.9% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 33.0% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Wilson 31.1% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 71.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 47.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 37.7% 13pts
4th Kit Icon Welbeck 17.0% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Bowen 11.3% 14pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 181% 1.7pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 141%
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 101% 2.7pts
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 74% 2.3pts
5thKit Icon MCI Defence 65% 14.0pts
6thKit Icon ARS Attack 51% 3.5pts
7thKit Icon BRE Attack 48% 10.7pts
8thKit Icon LIV Attack 48% 3.8pts
9thKit Icon AVL Attack 42% 4.4pts
10thKit Icon LIV Defence 41% 8.3pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Mukiele +13.9pts Red Nose Reijnders
Greg Houghton 		14pts : 81 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Mateta +12.0pts Billy Boy Raiders
George Imbert 		12pts : 25 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Scott +12.0pts Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Wirtz (C) +11.9pts McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine 		12pts : 67 mins Assist Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Taty +11.0pts McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine 		11pts : 81 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

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Welbeck in GW32

Brighton: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Welbeck: 74 mins

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O'Reilly in GW32

Man City: Won 0-3 away to Chelsea.

O'Reilly: 63 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Van Hecke in GW32

Brighton: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Van Hecke: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Verbruggen in GW32

Brighton: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Verbruggen: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet 4 Saves

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Darlow in GW32

Leeds: Away to Man Utd.

Darlow: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37
Kit Icon Welbeck 20 5.3 2tot + CHE (9.7) - (0.0) new (4.5) WOL (5.0) lee (4.7)
Kit Icon O'Reilly ⚠️ 16 8.0 14ARS + bur (8.9) - (0.0) eve (5.1) BRE (5.0) bou (5.1)
Kit Icon Van Hecke 15 6.0 5tot + CHE (10.2) - (0.0) new (4.9) WOL (5.4) lee (5.2)
Kit Icon Verbruggen 11 6.3 9tot + CHE (7.1) - (0.0) new (3.5) WOL (3.7) lee (3.7)
Kit Icon Darlow 11 4.0 -WOL + bou (9.1) - (0.0) BUR (4.7) tot (3.9) BHA (3.9)

Transferred Out:

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Ekitiké in GW32

Liverpool: Won 2-0 at home to Fulham.

Ekitiké: Did not play.

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Wilson in GW32

Fulham: Lost 2-0 away to Liverpool.

Wilson: 79 mins

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O.Dango in GW32

Brentford: Drew 2-2 at home to Everton.

O.Dango: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW32

Brentford: Drew 2-2 at home to Everton.

Thiago: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW32

Chelsea: Lost 0-3 at home to Man City.

João Pedro: 81 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37
Kit Icon Ekitiké 16 0.7 xeve (4.9) CRY (4.8) mun (5.1) CHE (5.1) avl (4.9)
Kit Icon Wilson 11 4.7 2bre (5.7) AVL (5.7) ars (4.9) BOU (5.5) wol (6.7)
Kit Icon O.Dango 11 3.7 2FUL (4.9) mun (4.9) WHU (5.3) mci (4.4) CRY (4.7)
Kit Icon Thiago 10 7.7 13FUL (5.8) mun (6.0) WHU (6.6) mci (5.3) CRY (5.5)
Kit Icon João Pedro 10 2.0 2MUN + bha (12.3) - (0.0) NFO (5.9) liv (5.8) TOT (6.6)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW32 Score
FH Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 72
WC It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 59
WC Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 57
WC Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 56
WC Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 56
WC Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 56
WC Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 56
BB Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 54
FH Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 52
WC Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 49
BB Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 48
WC Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 47
WC Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 47
WC The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 46
WC Fidler utd Jack Fidler 46
WC Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 45
WC It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 45
TC Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 45
WC Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 42
WC Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 41
BB Titus Shambles Harry Everett 37

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW32) Rank (GW32) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,979 56 3211 1.1M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 WC 24 (22)
2 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,956 46 9845 3.5M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 WC 17 (-2)
3 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,947 42 15k 3.7M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 2 (-2) H
4 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 🤡 1,944 45 16k 3.8M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 WC 17 (-8)
5 (-1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,932 31 27k 8.8M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12
6 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,900 46 90k 4.1M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 1 (4)
7 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,898 56 93k 1.1M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 WC 21 (17)
8 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,896 47 99k 3.1M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 WC 10 (6)
9 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,894 47 103k 3.1M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 WC 11 (10)
10 (-2) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,894 42 104k 4.8M Haaland (4) 10/12 WC 15 (27)
11 chumpians Iain L 1,884 55 141k 1.3M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12
12 (+3) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,865 54 259k 2.3M Haaland (4) 11/12
13 (+1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,865 47 272k 5.2M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12
14 (+5) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 1,859 81 271k 16k Thiago (26) 10/12
15 (-2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,850 32 338k 8.5M Haaland (4) 11/12
16 (-4) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,847 51 366k 2.2M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 1 (14)
17 (-1) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,846 43 371k 4.8M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 1 (6)
18 (-1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,840 47 442k 4.1M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 3 (17)
19 (-1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,837 56 447k 1.1M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 WC 9 (5)
20 Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,834 56 516k 1.8M Palmer (8) 12/12
21 Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,816 42 721k 6.3M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12
22 (+2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,812 56 752k 1.6M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 2 (17)
23 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,808 59 904k 2.5M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 1 (8)
24 (-2) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,807 45 789k 3.8M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 WC 12 (5)
25 (+5) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,802 63 884k 584k Szoboszlai (10) 12/12 1 (2)
26 (+1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 🔮 1,800 56 884k 1.1M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 WC 13 (33)
27 (+1) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,799 60 898k 612k B.Fernandes (0) 10/12
28 (-3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,797 55 944k 1.4M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12
29 (+5) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,792 61 1.1M 954k Haaland (4) 12/12
30 (-4) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,775 37 1.3M 7.8M Haaland (4) 12/12
31 (-2) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,774 43 1.4M 6.3M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12
32 (+4) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,769 48 1.4M 3.1M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 1 (9)
33 (+6) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,762 46 1.5M 3.5M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 WC 15 (-7)
34 (-2) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,757 29 1.7M 10.4M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12
35 (+6) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,755 51 2.0M 7.1M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12
36 (+2) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,754 47 1.7M 3.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
37 (+5) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,754 56 1.7M 1.6M Haaland (4) 11/12 3 (-5)
38 (-3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,753 50 1.7M 3.1M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 1 (14)
39 (+1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,750 46 1.8M 4.8M Haaland (4) 12/12
40 (-3) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,746 34 1.8M 8.1M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 2 (3)
41 (-8) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,743 35 1.9M 6.6M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 2 (7) H
42 (+1) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,742 41 1.9M 5.2M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 WC 11 (6)
43 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,742 FH 52 1.9M 1.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 5 (10)
44 (+10) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,738 68 2.3M 1.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
45 (-1) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,737 44 2.3M 9.2M Havertz (2) 11/12
46 (+6) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,727 49 2.2M 2.5M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 WC 7 (12)
47 (+4) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,725 46 2.6M 8.4M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 1 (4)
48 (+2) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,724 49 2.3M 3.1M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (3)
49 (-3) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,722 BB 48 2.4M 2.8M B.Fernandes (0) 10/14
50 (+3) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,717 45 2.5M 3.8M TC B.Fernandes (0) 9/13
51 (+4) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,717 58 2.5M 829k B.Fernandes (0) 9/12
52 (-5) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 🐓 1,717 26 2.5M 10.6M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 1 (3)
53 (+7) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,707 64 2.8M 829k Gabriel (8) 11/12
54 (+2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,707 42 3.1M 10.1M B.Fernandes (0) 9/11
55 (+4) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,695 45 3.0M 4.1M Wirtz (12) 11/12 3 (15)
56 (+1) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,692 33 3.1M 8.1M Haaland (4) 9/12 💀
57 (+1) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,686 33 3.3M 9.8M Palmer (8) 11/12 💀
58 (-10) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,684 57 3.3M 954k B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 WC 5 (7)
59 (+4) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,684 50 3.6M 7.4M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12
60 (+2) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,678 48 3.4M 2.8M Virgil (18) 10/12
61 (+6) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,674 BB 54 3.5M 1.6M B.Fernandes (0) 11/15 3 (3)
62 (+2) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,674 41 3.6M 6.6M Virgil (18) 11/12 1 (-2)
63 (+8) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,671 55 3.6M 1.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
64 (+1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,669 46 3.6M 3.8M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 4 (11)
65 (-4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,667 31 4.1M 12.5M Haaland (4) 9/11 💀
66 Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,664 43 3.9M 6.3M Semenyo (4) 11/11
67 (+10) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,657 69 4.2M 829k Haaland (4) 11/11 💀
68 (+2) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,655 51 4.0M 2.0M Semenyo (4) 10/12
69 (+13) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,653 75 4.0M 49k Haaland (4) 11/12
70 (+3) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,650 45 4.2M 5.2M Rogers (10) 9/12 5 (5)
71 (-2) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,648 24 4.3M 11.8M Haaland (4) 10/11 💀
72 (-41) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,647 37 4.3M 7.4M João Pedro (4) 11/12
73 (-1) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,646 40 4.4M 7.8M Semenyo (4) 10/12
74 (+5) Wizard Max Allars 1,645 59 4.4M 1.6M Haaland (4) 11/11
75 (-1) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,640 BB 37 4.4M 7.0M Cunha (0) 8/14 4 (7)
76 (-1) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,637 55 4.5M 2.0M Rice (8) 12/12 2 (5)
77 (-9) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,632 16 4.6M 12.5M Haaland (4) 9/12 💀
78 (+3) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,628 59 4.7M 713k Haaland (4) 10/12 WC 12 (18)
79 (+1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,624 38 5.1M 10.4M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12
80 (-31) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,620 66 4.9M 279k Van Hecke (10) 11/12 4 (-7)
81 (+2) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,620 39 5.4M 12.1M J.Timber (0) 9/12 💀
82 (-4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,619 28 4.9M 10.4M Semenyo (4) 10/11 5 (-8)
83 (+5) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,619 53 5.0M 2.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
84 (+1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,619 46 5.1M 5.6M Haaland (4) 10/11 💀
85 (-1) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 🧑‍🔬 🧠 1,618 43 4.9M 4.8M Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (3)
86 (-10) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,614 24 5.1M 11.6M Haaland (4) 9/11 💀
87 (-1) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,610 39 5.2M 7.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
88 (+1) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,610 51 5.3M 3.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
89 (+2) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,588 62 5.8M 829k Rice (8) 12/12
90 Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,585 46 6.1M 9.5M Watkins (4) 9/12 💀
91 (-4) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,572 15 6.1M 12.6M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 💀
92 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,569 58 6.4M 3.1M M.Salah (16) 10/12 💀
93 (+7) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,559 FH 72 6.4M 101k Guéhi (30) 12/12 1 (3)
94 (-2) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,559 54 6.4M 1.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
95 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 🥊 1,554 55 6.6M 2.5M Gyökeres (10) 11/12
96 (-2) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,547 48 6.9M 6.3M J.Timber (0) 10/13
97 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,528 29 7.1M 9.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
98 (-3) Jurásek Park James White 1,523 27 7.3M 11.6M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
99 (+2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,514 44 7.4M 4.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
100 (-2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,513 49 7.4M 2.5M João Pedro (4) 12/12
101 (-2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,508 16 7.5M 12.6M Haaland (4) 7/10 💀
102 (+1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,500 40 7.6M 5.6M M.Salah (16) 11/12 💀
103 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,499 43 7.8M 7.4M Gyökeres (10) 9/11 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,407 48 9.4M 4.1M M.Salah (16) 12/12 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,308 39 10.7M 8.1M Isak (2) 12/12 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,295 47 10.7M 3.1M M.Salah (16) 12/12 💀

League Graphs

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