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🏆 GW22 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

66 pts

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

20 pts

Flo, Mo & Bros
Luke Scamp

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Palmer (C)

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+11 places

Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

klopp till you drop
Adam French

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

250 BPS

Billy Boy Raiders
George Imbert

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

29 pts

SaughallXI
Curtis French

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.5'

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Palmer Sutra
Sarah Frame

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

100

Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

26

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+16 pts

Hakuna Mateta
Dan Jones

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-10 pts

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 66.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 6.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 3.8% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Wirtz 2.8% 10pts
5th Kit Icon Bruno G. 2.8% 3pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.1% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Roefs 15.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Sánchez 10.4% 11pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 9.4% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Pickford 8.5% 10pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 47.2% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon J.Timber 35.8% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Van de Ven 23.6% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Chalobah 17.0% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Tarkowski 16.0% 8pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 49.1% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Rice 41.5% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Foden 41.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Semenyo 39.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Wilson 31.1% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 44.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 34.0% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 20.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 18.9% 8pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 258% 1.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 124% 6.5pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Attack 81% 2.0pts
4thKit Icon AVL Attack 69% 1.9pts
5thKit Icon LIV Attack 68% 3.0pts
6thKit Icon NEW Attack 63% 2.5pts
7thKit Icon BRE Attack 49% 1.8pts
8thKit Icon CHE Attack 48% 6.4pts
9thKit Icon SUN Defence 45% 3.1pts
10thKit Icon FUL Attack 39% 1.9pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Palmer ⚠️ (C) +17.6pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		18pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Dorgu +14.3pts 'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips 		15pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Sánchez +10.3pts Gizzers FC
Jacob Gisby 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 6 Saves
Kit Icon B.Fernandes +9.7pts Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy 		10pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Pickford +9.3pts Paqueta Crisps
Jacob Slater 		10pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 5 Saves

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Rice in GW22

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Rice: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Gabriel in GW22

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Gabriel: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Enzo in GW22

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Enzo: 84 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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Thiago in GW22

Brentford: Lost 2-0 away to Chelsea.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Bruno G. in GW22

Newcastle: Drew 0-0 away to Wolves.

Bruno G.: 90 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW22 GW23 GW24 GW25 GW26 GW27
Kit Icon Rice 14 6.5 3MUN (6.5) lee (6.8) SUN (6.3) bre (6.3) tot (6.6)
Kit Icon Gabriel 13 6.5 8MUN (6.8) lee (7.1) SUN (7.4) bre (6.5) tot (6.7)
Kit Icon Enzo 8 4.8 6cry (5.3) WHU (6.4) wol (6.4) LEE (6.1) BUR (6.5)
Kit Icon Thiago 6 6.7 2NFO (6.7) avl (6.4) new (6.4) ARS (5.2) BHA (6.8)
Kit Icon Bruno G. 5 6.3 3AVL (6.0) liv (5.8) BRE (6.0) tot (6.3) mci (5.6)

Transferred Out:

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Foden in GW22

Man City: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Foden: 45 mins

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Cunha in GW22

Man Utd: Won 2-0 at home to Man City.

Cunha: 19 mins Assist

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Rúben in GW22

Man City: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Rúben: Did not play.

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Woltemade in GW22

Newcastle: Drew 0-0 away to Wolves.

Woltemade: 66 mins

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Gvardiol in GW22

Man City: Lost 2-0 away to Man Utd.

Gvardiol: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW22 GW23 GW24 GW25 GW26 GW27
Kit Icon Foden 14 2.2 1WOL (6.2) tot (5.7) liv (5.2) FUL (5.4) NEW (5.3)
Kit Icon Cunha 10 4.7 4ars (5.0) FUL (5.9) TOT (6.2) whu (6.7) eve (5.8)
Kit Icon Rúben 4 3.3 xWOL (0.0) tot (0.0) liv (0.0) FUL (4.3) NEW (4.2)
Kit Icon Woltemade 4 4.0 2AVL (4.1) liv (4.0) BRE (4.1) tot (4.3) mci (3.9)
Kit Icon Gvardiol 3 2.7 xWOL (0.0) tot (5.4) liv (5.0) FUL (5.6) NEW (5.1)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW22 Score
BB Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 57
FH Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 53
BB Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 44

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW22) Rank (GW22) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,394 52 984 845k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-1)
2 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,382 41 2161 3.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
3 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,362 41 7058 3.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
4 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,361 52 7356 754k Haaland (4) 12/12
5 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,323 42 53k 3.4M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 1 (-1)
6 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,318 51 132k 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (3)
7 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,303 55 130k 623k Wirtz (20) 11/12 2 (10)
8 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,302 42 128k 3.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
9 (+1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,302 42 128k 3.4M Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (4)
10 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,298 41 163k 4.7M Saka (2) 12/12 1 (-4)
11 chumpians Iain L 1,289 38 209k 5.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (6)
12 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,284 44 243k 2.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
13 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,274 45 344k 2.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (6)
14 (+2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 🔮 1,261 37 502k 5.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (16)
15 Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,257 27 552k 10.4M Haaland (4) 11/12
16 (+1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,257 35 583k 8.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 4 (3)
17 (+1) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,256 30 569k 9.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 4 (10)
18 (-6) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,256 38 578k 5.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
19 (+4) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,251 49 929k 7.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
20 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,249 43 679k 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
21 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,246 34 885k 11.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (2)
22 (-2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,241 30 851k 9.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-2)
23 (+11) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 👑 1,240 66 944k 155k Palmer (18) 12/12
24 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,238 37 883k 5.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 4 (4)
25 (+6) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,232 FH 53 1.0M 641k Ekitiké (4) 12/12 4 (9)
26 (-5) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,230 33 1.1M 7.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (-1)
27 (-2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,230 30 1.1M 10.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (3)
28 (+2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,225 40 1.3M 5.9M Haaland (4) 12/12
29 (-2) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,220 27 1.3M 10.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
30 (+2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,220 40 1.5M 8.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
31 (-3) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,219 26 1.3M 10.8M Woltemade (4) 11/12
32 (+1) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,217 36 1.4M 7.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (6)
33 (-7) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,215 21 1.4M 12.1M Watkins (4) 10/12 2 (-2)
34 (+3) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,214 45 1.6M 4.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
35 (+1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,209 36 1.6M 5.9M Haaland (4) 12/12
36 (-7) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,206 34 1.8M 9.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
37 (+1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,203 35 1.8M 8.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (6)
38 (+11) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,202 54 1.8M 614k Gabriel (16) 12/12 1 (2)
39 (+3) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,200 37 1.9M 7.3M Ekitiké (4) 11/12 1 (0)
40 (+3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,198 36 2.0M 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (2)
41 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,194 36 2.0M 6.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (6)
42 (+5) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,193 37 2.1M 5.8M Bruno G. (6) 12/12 2 (-5)
43 (-3) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,191 34 2.1M 7.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (2)
44 (+1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,191 36 2.1M 6.2M Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (-2)
45 (-6) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,191 27 2.1M 10.6M Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (3)
46 (-5) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,189 40 2.2M 2.7M Rogers (4) 12/12 2 (2) H
47 (-12) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,188 32 2.2M 8.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
48 (+3) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,178 39 2.5M 4.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
49 (-1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,174 28 2.7M 10.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (0)
50 (+5) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,173 49 2.7M 1.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 4 (12)
51 (-1) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 🤡 1,170 30 2.8M 9.5M Bruno G. (6) 11/12 2 (-10)
52 (+4) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,170 35 2.8M 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (6)
53 (+1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,170 41 2.8M 3.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (10)
54 (-1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,163 33 3.1M 8.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (4)
55 (-3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,163 BB 44 3.1M 2.6M Raúl (4) 16/16 1 (2)
56 (+1) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 🥊 1,157 27 3.3M 10.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (-1)
57 (+1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,155 35 3.4M 7.5M Haaland (4) 9/11 💀
58 (+1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,152 31 3.5M 9.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (2)
59 (+1) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,150 30 3.9M 12.0M Haaland (4) 11/12
60 (+2) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,146 28 3.7M 10.0M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
61 (+3) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,145 33 3.9M 10.4M Haaland (4) 11/12
62 (+7) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,143 50 3.8M 1.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (5)
63 (+3) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,139 36 4.0M 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (8)
64 (+4) SaughallXI Curtis French 🧠 1,133 35 4.1M 6.8M Wirtz (20) 12/12 1 (2)
65 Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 🐓 1,127 20 4.4M 12.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
66 (+4) Wizard Max Allars 1,127 30 4.4M 9.5M Haaland (4) 11/12
67 (+11) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,123 53 4.7M 1.6M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
68 (+5) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,118 41 4.7M 3.8M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 2 (4)
69 (+2) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,118 31 4.8M 10.6M Ekitiké (4) 11/12 1 (0)
70 (-3) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,116 34 4.8M 7.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 3 (7)
71 (+16) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,114 61 4.8M 155k Palmer (18) 12/12
72 (-9) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,111 25 5.0M 8.0M Thiago (4) 12/12 3 (-1) H H
73 (+11) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,110 62 5.0M 128k Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
74 (+2) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,108 37 5.0M 5.4M Haaland (4) 11/12
75 (-1) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,108 31 5.0M 9.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 3 (10)
76 (-4) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,108 34 5.1M 7.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
77 Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,108 37 5.3M 9.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
78 (+11) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,102 50 5.7M 4.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
79 (+1) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,101 33 5.4M 9.5M Haaland (4) 9/12 💀
80 (-5) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,099 27 5.4M 10.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-1)
81 (+1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,099 45 5.4M 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
82 (-1) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,099 37 5.4M 6.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
83 (+3) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,094 52 5.5M 871k Foden (2) 12/12 3 (-3)
84 (-5) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,093 40 5.8M 7.5M Wilson (4) 12/12
85 Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,092 40 5.6M 3.9M Thiago (4) 12/12
86 (+6) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,089 45 6.0M 5.9M Grealish (6) 12/12 💀
87 (-41) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,088 42 5.7M 3.1M Rice (6) 11/12
88 (+3) Jurásek Park James White 1,081 39 6.2M 8.0M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
89 (+5) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,080 43 6.0M 2.7M Semenyo (4) 12/12
90 It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,080 48 6.0M 1.4M Wirtz (20) 11/12
91 (-3) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,078 25 6.1M 11.3M Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (-1)
92 (+3) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,074 42 6.2M 3.1M Ekitiké (4) 12/12
93 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,074 39 6.2M 5.4M Haaland (4) 10/11 💀
94 (-11) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,070 28 6.4M 10.8M Haaland (4) 8/11 💀
95 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,069 48 6.6M 3.9M Watkins (4) 11/12 💀
96 (-35) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,051 35 6.9M 7.4M Bruno G. (6) 12/12 2 (-5)
97 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,046 43 7.2M 5.4M Ekitiké (4) 10/12 💀
98 (+2) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 🦴 1,026 BB 57 7.6M 325k Diakité (0) 14/16
99 (-1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,024 30 7.7M 10.0M Haaland (4) 11/12
100 (-1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,018 39 7.8M 4.4M Thiago (4) 12/12
101 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,014 46 7.9M 2.4M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
102 Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 995 54 8.5M 2.1M Palmer (18) 9/11 2 (4)
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 965 48 9.0M 1.4M Gyökeres (2) 11/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 965 57 9.3M 4.4M Palmer (18) 12/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 839 38 11.0M 8.0M Gyökeres (2) 12/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 799 35 11.4M 10.8M Raya (12) 9/12 💀

League Graphs

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