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🏆 GW29 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

96 pts

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

31 pts

SaughallXI
Curtis French

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

9×⚽️

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

M.Salah (C)

Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+16 places

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-12 places

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

362 BPS

It was me, Diouf!
Matthew Quigley

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

29 pts

Wirtz in Progress
Alex Pawsey

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Can't Get Any Wirtz
Joe Orr

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Fidler utd
Jack Fidler

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

120

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

49

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+23 pts

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-22 pts

Wirtz Case Scenario
Nikhil Thapar

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 36.8% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 17.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 14.2% 7pts
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 7.5% 8pts
5th Kit Icon M.Salah 4.7% 9pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 30.2% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon Dúbravka 19.8% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Pickford 17.0% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Petrović 5.7% 6pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 58.5% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 47.2% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Virgil 36.8% 1pts
4th Kit Icon J.Timber 35.8% 13pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 20.8% 11pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 67.0% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 56.6% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 38.7% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Rogers 36.8% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 24.5% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.4% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 48.1% 19pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 40.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 40.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 10.4% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 204% 3.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 132% 10.0pts
3rdKit Icon LIV Attack 103% 2.2pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 101% 5.1pts
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 82% 12.8pts
6thKit Icon BRE Attack 58% 2.3pts
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 57% 2.6pts
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 55% 1.0pts
9thKit Icon AVL Attack 46% 1.1pts
10thKit Icon BOU Defence 44% 9.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon M.Salah (C) +17.8pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		18pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +17.5pts Palmer Violets
James Carr 		18pts : 84 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Anderson +11.7pts Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Summerville +10.8pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		11pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Garner +9.3pts HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian 		10pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Ekitiké in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Ekitiké: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW29

Man City: Drew 2-2 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal

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Virgil in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Wilson in GW29

Fulham: Lost 0-1 at home to West Ham.

Wilson: Did not play.

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O.Dango in GW29

Brentford: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

O.Dango: 86 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34
Kit Icon Ekitiké 10 4.6 2TOT (5.8) bha (5.4) FUL (5.3) eve (5.2) CRY (5.1)
Kit Icon Semenyo 8 7.0 7whu (7.1) - (0.0) che (6.3) ARS (5.2) bur (7.7)
Kit Icon Virgil 7 7.2 1TOT (5.9) bha (5.8) FUL (6.0) eve (5.9) CRY (5.8)
Kit Icon Wilson ⚠️ 7 4.8 xnfo (5.1) BUR (7.2) liv (5.7) bre (5.9) AVL (5.8)
Kit Icon O.Dango 6 4.6 3WOL (5.2) lee (5.0) EVE (4.6) FUL (4.7) mun (4.7)

Transferred Out:

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Rice in GW29

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Brighton.

Rice: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Wirtz in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Wirtz: Did not play.

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Haaland in GW29

Man City: Drew 2-2 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Haaland: 90 mins

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Mukiele in GW29

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Leeds.

Mukiele: Did not play.

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Enzo in GW29

Chelsea: Won 1-4 away to Aston Villa.

Enzo: 78 mins Assist Yellow Card

Player #Trans. Form GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34
Kit Icon Rice ⚠️ 9 5.2 3EVE (5.4) - (0.0) BOU (6.2) mci (5.8) NEW (6.2)
Kit Icon Wirtz ⚠️ 9 1.0 xTOT (2.6) bha (5.0) FUL (5.0) eve (5.0) CRY (4.9)
Kit Icon Haaland ⚠️ 7 4.8 2whu (6.2) - (0.0) che (6.4) ARS (5.2) bur (7.9)
Kit Icon Mukiele 6 0.8 xBHA (0.0) new (5.5) TOT (5.7) avl (5.5) NFO (5.7)
Kit Icon Enzo 5 2.2 4NEW (5.4) eve (5.2) MCI (4.9) MUN (5.4) bha (5.4)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW29 Score
WC Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 80
WC Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 62
TC HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 62

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW29) Rank (GW29) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,797 63 9384 5.3M B.Fernandes (16) 11/12
2 (-1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,793 45 8616 8.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (4)
3 (+3) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,787 80 16k 1.9M Semenyo (14) 12/12 WC 8 (-4)
4 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,785 81 17k 1.5M Semenyo (14) 12/12
5 (-2) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,781 52 12k 5.6M B.Fernandes (16) 12/12
6 (+1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,754 65 57k 4.4M Ekitiké (4) 11/12 2 (11)
7 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,741 57 74k 4.9M Ekitiké (4) 11/12 1 (4)
8 (-3) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,741 50 107k 9.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
9 (+3) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 👑 1,727 96 126k 69k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
10 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,722 49 172k 8.6M Haaland (4) 11/11
11 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,719 54 150k 5.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (0)
12 (+3) chumpians Iain L 1,710 83 258k 1.1M Palmer (18) 12/12
13 (+4) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,697 78 376k 2.2M Semenyo (14) 12/12 1 (5)
14 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,691 64 345k 3.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
15 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 🧠 1,686 55 374k 5.0M Haaland (4) 10/11 2 (-1)
16 (-5) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,682 51 554k 9.1M Haaland (4) 11/12
17 (-3) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,675 54 514k 5.8M Haaland (4) 10/11 2 (-20)
18 (+3) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,666 67 595k 2.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (1)
19 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,663 56 635k 4.5M Ekitiké (4) 11/12
20 (+2) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,663 82 770k 1.2M B.Fernandes (16) 12/12 1 (9)
21 (-2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,662 50 665k 6.6M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 2 (1)
22 (-4) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,658 42 795k 9.9M Semenyo (14) 12/12
23 (+5) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 🦴 1,652 86 834k 316k B.Fernandes (16) 12/12 4 (0)
24 (-1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,649 69 893k 2.4M Semenyo (14) 12/12 3 (5)
25 (+14) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,646 88 1.2M 1.1M Ekitiké (4) 12/12
26 (+7) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,636 71 1.1M 1.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
27 (+3) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,633 69 1.4M 4.0M Semenyo (14) 12/12 3 (10) H
28 (-4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,630 67 1.2M 2.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-4)
29 (+8) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,625 65 1.4M 3.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
30 (+2) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,622 59 1.3M 3.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
31 (+14) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 🥊 1,619 80 1.4M 597k João Pedro (38) 11/12 1 (0)
32 (-7) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,619 40 1.4M 9.4M Haaland (4) 11/12
33 (-7) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,618 53 1.4M 5.5M Semenyo (14) 11/12 1 (2)
34 (-3) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,616 64 1.5M 3.5M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 2 (2)
35 (+9) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,613 71 2.0M 5.6M Szoboszlai (10) 12/12
36 (-9) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,612 43 1.6M 8.6M Haaland (4) 11/12
37 (+1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,611 64 1.6M 2.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (13)
38 (-4) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,610 52 1.7M 7.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
39 (-10) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,609 63 1.6M 2.8M M.Salah (18) 12/12
40 (-5) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,603 50 1.8M 6.3M B.Fernandes (16) 12/12 1 (-12)
41 (-5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,597 63 1.9M 3.0M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 1 (0)
42 (+10) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,595 78 2.3M 3.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (22)
43 (+7) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,595 77 2.6M 5.5M Semenyo (14) 12/12 1 (-12)
44 (-3) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,593 47 2.0M 7.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
45 (-2) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,590 62 2.1M 3.0M Semenyo (14) 12/12 WC 3 (10)
46 Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,588 61 2.1M 3.3M Rice (6) 12/12
47 (-5) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,588 38 2.2M 9.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
48 ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,585 58 2.3M 4.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
49 (+8) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,578 78 2.5M 907k Palmer (18) 12/12
50 (-3) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,578 53 2.5M 6.4M Havertz (2) 11/11
51 (+4) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,574 71 2.7M 3.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (10)
52 (+2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,571 64 2.6M 3.0M Ekitiké (4) 12/12
53 (-2) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,567 49 2.8M 7.2M Ekitiké (4) 10/11
54 (-1) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,565 57 2.8M 4.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
55 (+1) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,564 61 2.8M 3.5M Gabriel (22) 12/12 2 (3)
56 (+7) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,562 82 3.2M 1.4M João Pedro (38) 11/12
57 (+4) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,545 62 3.3M 3.2M TC Ekitiké (6) 13/13 1 (2)
58 (+2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,544 56 3.4M 5.0M Semenyo (14) 12/12
59 (+12) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,544 86 3.6M 680k Ekitiké (4) 12/12 1 (0)
60 (-1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,542 55 3.4M 5.0M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 3 (6)
61 (+9) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,529 69 4.2M 5.0M Rogers (2) 11/12
62 ddd Maciek Kalka 1,528 51 4.0M 8.0M Virgil (2) 12/12 2 (14)
63 (+6) Wizard Max Allars 1,523 63 4.2M 4.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
64 (+17) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,522 82 4.8M 5.3M J.Timber (26) 9/12 💀
65 (-25) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,519 81 4.1M 265k Semenyo (14) 11/12 2 (1) H
66 (-8) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 🤡 1,518 70 4.4M 2.4M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 2 (-22) H
67 (+12) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,516 72 4.3M 1.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
68 (-4) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,516 47 4.3M 8.1M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
69 (-4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,513 48 4.2M 6.4M Ekitiké (4) 12/12
70 (-4) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,513 53 4.3M 6.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
71 (-4) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,512 50 4.4M 6.9M Cunha (4) 12/12 2 (3)
72 (+11) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,512 79 4.4M 907k João Pedro (38) 11/12
73 (+2) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,510 68 4.4M 2.0M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 1 (5)
74 (-2) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,509 51 4.4M 5.8M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
75 (+12) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,504 71 5.0M 4.5M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
76 Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,503 69 4.6M 1.7M Semenyo (14) 12/12
77 (-9) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,502 53 4.6M 5.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
78 (+8) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,501 74 4.9M 2.4M B.Fernandes (16) 12/12 2 (2)
79 (-2) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 🔮 1,500 61 5.0M 6.4M B.Fernandes (16) 12/12 3 (23)
80 (+5) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,497 62 4.7M 3.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
81 (-7) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,496 60 4.8M 4.2M Semenyo (14) 12/12 1 (3)
82 (-9) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,490 41 4.9M 8.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
83 (-1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,483 45 5.1M 7.7M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 1 (8)
84 (-4) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,481 57 5.4M 6.6M Semenyo (14) 12/12 1 (1)
85 (-7) SaughallXI Curtis French 🐓 1,478 31 5.3M 10.3M Szoboszlai (10) 11/12 2 (0) H
86 (-2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,473 37 5.4M 9.6M Haaland (4) 10/12
87 (-38) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,467 72 5.8M 2.2M Semenyo (14) 12/12
88 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,465 45 5.9M 10.1M Ekitiké (4) 12/12
89 (+5) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,451 62 6.6M 8.9M Watkins (2) 12/12 💀
90 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,437 51 6.5M 6.4M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
91 Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,435 47 6.5M 7.5M Guéhi (2) 12/12 💀
92 Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,431 44 6.6M 8.6M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 2 (3)
93 (+3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,429 45 6.7M 8.3M M.Salah (18) 10/12 💀
94 (+5) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,425 59 6.7M 3.7M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
95 (-2) Jurásek Park James White 1,424 38 7.0M 11.3M Haaland (4) 10/11 💀
96 (-7) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,422 34 7.0M 11.8M B.Fernandes (16) 10/11 💀
97 (-2) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,420 39 6.9M 9.6M Ekitiké (4) 12/12
98 (+4) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 🧑‍🔬 1,414 79 7.0M 552k M.Salah (18) 11/12
99 (-2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,410 48 7.1M 6.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
100 (+1) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham ⚽️ 1,405 82 7.2M 399k João Pedro (38) 12/12 1 (-3)
101 (-1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,398 32 7.4M 11.3M Gyökeres (2) 11/12
102 (-4) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,397 27 7.4M 11.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,364 49 8.1M 6.4M Gyökeres (2) 11/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,292 50 9.7M 10.1M M.Salah (18) 10/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,210 64 10.7M 5.3M M.Salah (18) 9/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,174 63 11.0M 6.4M Raya (14) 12/12 💀

League Graphs

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