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🏆 GW19 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

65 pts

Old Havertz Kai Hard
Owen Wilmot

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

26 pts

It was me, Diouf!
Matthew Quigley

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Enzo (C)

Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+12 places

Palmer Violets
James Carr

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-8 places

Stach My Ants On
Reece Smith

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

243 BPS

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

klopp till you drop
Adam French

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

105

Wirtzgebeurt
Max Winokan

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

41

Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+31 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-8 pts

You Shall Not Pass
Thomas Allan

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 70.8% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 8.5% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 3.8% 7pts
4th Kit Icon Cunha 2.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Woltemade 1.9% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.1% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 13.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Pickford 10.4% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Henderson 10.4% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Dúbravka 8.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Guéhi 50.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon J.Timber 30.2% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Chalobah 21.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon O'Reilly 17.9% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 17.9% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Foden 61.3% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 41.5% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 33.0% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Wilson 28.3% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Saka 25.5% 6pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 49.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 34.0% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Woltemade 31.1% 1pts
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 24.5% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 246% 1.8pts
2ndKit Icon LIV Attack 87% 2.2pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 77% 6.3pts
4thKit Icon CRY Defence 71% 2.1pts
5thKit Icon NEW Attack 63% 4.0pts
6thKit Icon CHE Attack 58% 2.8pts
7thKit Icon CHE Defence 53% 1.2pts
8thKit Icon BOU Attack 47% 4.7pts
9thKit Icon MCI Defence 45% 3.4pts
10thKit Icon ARS Attack 43% 4.2pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Enzo (C) +17.4pts Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen 		18pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Gabriel +14.4pts Palmer Violets
James Carr 		15pts : 76 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +13.5pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		14pts : 62 mins Goal
Kit Icon L.Paquetá +13.0pts Shoroddieroddie FC
Jacob Roddie 		13pts : 82 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Trossard +13.0pts Gizzers FC
Jacob Gisby 		13pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Dorgu in GW19

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

Dorgu: 90 mins

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Cunha in GW19

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

Cunha: 90 mins

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Dalot in GW19

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

Dalot: 90 mins

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Cherki in GW19

Man City: Drew 0-0 away to Sunderland.

Cherki: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Gordon in GW19

Newcastle: Won 1-3 away to Burnley.

Gordon: 79 mins Assist

Player #Trans. Form GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22 GW23 GW24
Kit Icon Dorgu 16 4.5 2lee (4.8) bur (5.3) MCI (4.0) ars (4.0) FUL (4.8)
Kit Icon Cunha 14 4.8 2lee (6.3) bur (6.8) MCI (5.2) ars (4.8) FUL (5.8)
Kit Icon Dalot 13 6.2 2lee (5.3) bur (5.8) MCI (4.5) ars (4.5) FUL (5.2)
Kit Icon Cherki 8 8.0 5CHE (5.3) BHA (5.5) mun (5.6) WOL (6.5) tot (5.5)
Kit Icon Gordon 8 5.6 5CRY (3.8) LEE (4.3) wol (4.6) AVL (3.9) liv (3.7)

Transferred Out:

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J.Timber in GW19

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Aston Villa.

J.Timber: 82 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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B.Fernandes in GW19

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

B.Fernandes: Did not play.

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Thiago in GW19

Brentford: Drew 0-0 at home to Spurs.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Saka in GW19

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Aston Villa.

Saka: 82 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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Cash in GW19

Aston Villa: Lost 4-1 away to Arsenal.

Cash: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22 GW23 GW24
Kit Icon J.Timber ⚠️ 12 4.0 9bou (6.2) LIV (5.6) nfo (6.7) MUN (6.4) lee (6.8)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 9 6.0 xlee (0.0) bur (7.6) MCI (5.9) ars (5.5) FUL (6.5)
Kit Icon Thiago 8 2.6 2eve (5.2) SUN (4.7) che (5.4) NFO (5.5) avl (5.3)
Kit Icon Saka 8 6.2 6bou (6.4) LIV (6.0) nfo (6.6) MUN (6.6) lee (7.0)
Kit Icon Cash 8 2.4 xNFO (0.0) cry (4.5) EVE (4.8) new (4.5) BRE (4.6)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW19 Score
WC1 Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 60
BB Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 54
BB Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 51
BB Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 48
WC1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 45
TC Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 44
FH Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 43
WC1 klopp till you drop Adam French 43
BB SaughallXI Curtis French 39
TC Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 39
FH Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 37
BB Out on Bale Ben Shaw 37
FH Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 35
BB Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 35
BB Estève the Best William Pinnington 34
FH itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 34
FH Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 33
FH ddd Maciek Kalka 32
FH Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 32
FH Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 30
FH Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 30
FH Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 27

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW19) Rank (GW19) Captain Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,229 45 2366 3.9M Haaland (4) WC 36 (10)
2 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,213 43 6700 5.1M Haaland (4) 1 (-4)
3 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,193 41 22k 6.1M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
4 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,185 BB 54 32k 1.4M Haaland (4) 3 (14)
5 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,185 56 32k 1.0M Haaland (4) 2 (8)
6 (-2) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,179 43 44k 4.8M Haaland (4)
7 (+1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 🧑‍🔬 1,147 45 189k 3.9M Enzo (18)
8 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,142 44 230k 4.6M TC Thiago (6) 1 (2)
9 (-2) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,142 40 233k 4.8M Ekitiké (4) 4 (-2) H
10 (+4) chumpians Iain L 1,138 45 264k 3.9M Cunha (4)
11 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,137 41 270k 5.7M Haaland (4)
12 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,131 FH 35 335k 8.7M Haaland (4) 9 (-5)
13 dan Daniel Jarred 1,130 40 346k 6.2M Haaland (4)
14 (+2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,129 46 357k 3.5M Haaland (4)
15 (-4) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,127 FH 37 388k 7.7M Haaland (4) 13 (-1)
16 (-1) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,121 33 463k 9.6M Haaland (4)
17 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,115 42 551k 5.6M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
18 (+4) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,110 49 640k 2.7M Haaland (4) 1 (9)
19 (+13) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 👑 1,107 65 687k 220k Haaland (4) 1 (6)
20 (-3) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,106 45 720k 2.7M Haaland (4) 2 (12) H
21 (-3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 🐓 1,105 26 729k 12.0M Haaland (4) 4 (-2)
22 (-2) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,104 36 743k 8.2M Ekitiké (4)
23 Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,103 52 763k 1.7M Haaland (4)
24 (+3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,097 49 895k 2.5M Haaland (4)
25 (+3) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,093 42 978k 5.6M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
26 (-5) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,092 27 1.0M 11.6M Haaland (4)
27 (-3) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,092 33 1.0M 9.9M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
28 (+1) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,085 39 1.2M 7.1M Haaland (4) 1 (-2)
29 (+10) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,078 BB 48 1.4M 3.1M Haaland (4) 2 (2)
30 (-5) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,078 40 1.4M 6.2M Haaland (4)
31 (+7) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,076 45 1.4M 4.2M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
32 (-2) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,076 39 1.4M 7.1M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
33 (+3) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,075 44 1.4M 4.6M Haaland (4) 1 (-4)
34 (+3) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,072 44 1.5M 4.7M Palmer (14) 3 (-2)
35 (-2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,072 BB 34 1.5M 9.5M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
36 (-10) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 🧠 1,068 28 1.7M 11.5M Cunha (4) 1 (-4)
37 (-6) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,067 27 1.7M 11.7M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
38 (+4) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,063 42 1.8M 5.6M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
39 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,062 40 1.8M 6.6M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
40 (-5) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,061 28 1.9M 10.4M Saka (12) 2 (-6) H
41 (+6) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,060 49 1.9M 2.5M Haaland (4)
42 (-2) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,060 34 1.9M 9.5M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
43 (+1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,057 38 2.0M 7.2M Haaland (4) 💀
44 (-1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,054 29 2.1M 11.3M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
45 (-11) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,052 28 2.2M 10.4M Haaland (4) 2 (-7) H
46 (-1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,046 40 2.4M 6.6M Haaland (4) 2 (5)
47 (-1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,039 35 2.6M 9.0M Haaland (4) 1 (-2)
48 (+7) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,037 BB 51 2.7M 2.1M Haaland (4) 2 (7)
49 (-1) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,036 FH 43 2.8M 4.8M Wirtz (6) 19 (-3)
50 Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,030 34 3.0M 9.5M Ekitiké (4) 1 (6)
51 (-2) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,027 FH 32 3.1M 10.0M Ekitiké (4) 7 (4)
52 (+1) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,026 37 3.1M 7.7M Haaland (4)
53 (+4) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,024 43 3.2M 4.8M Haaland (4) 💀
54 (-2) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,024 29 3.2M 11.3M Haaland (4) 2 (-2)
55 (-1) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,024 37 3.2M 7.7M Haaland (4)
56 (+4) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,021 46 3.3M 3.5M Haaland (4)
57 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,021 52 3.3M 1.7M Haaland (4)
58 (+5) Wizard Max Allars 1,010 43 3.8M 4.8M Haaland (4)
59 (-3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 🤡 1,010 32 3.8M 10.3M Haaland (4) 1 (-8)
60 (+2) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,008 40 3.8M 6.2M Haaland (4)
61 Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,006 43 3.9M 5.1M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
62 (+3) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,003 BB 37 4.0M 8.1M Haaland (4) 1 (5)
63 (+3) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,003 37 4.0M 7.7M Haaland (4)
64 (+3) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 999 33 4.2M 10.0M Haaland (4) 3 (8)
65 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 995 37 4.3M 7.7M Haaland (4)
66 (+4) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 993 37 4.4M 7.7M Haaland (4)
67 (+13) Cheese FC Edward Capper 990 56 4.5M 915k Haaland (4) 💀
68 (+8) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 987 47 4.6M 3.1M Haaland (4) 💀
69 (+6) SaughallXI Curtis French 981 BB 39 4.9M 7.1M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
70 (+8) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 978 41 5.0M 6.1M Ekitiké (4) 1 (-1)
71 (-7) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 978 39 5.0M 6.7M TC Calvert-Lewin (3)
72 (+15) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 973 51 5.2M 1.9M Haaland (4) 💀
73 (+15) Palmer Violets James Carr 973 51 5.2M 2.2M Palmer (14) 5 (3)
74 (-6) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 973 FH 30 5.2M 10.8M Haaland (4) 11 (10)
75 (+11) klopp till you drop Adam French 969 43 5.3M 4.8M Haaland (4) WC 5 (-6)
76 (+3) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 967 35 5.4M 9.2M Haaland (4) 3 (0)
77 (-5) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 966 27 5.5M 11.6M Cunha (4)
78 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 965 33 5.5M 9.6M Haaland (4) 💀
79 (-2) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 964 25 5.5M 12.0M Haaland (4) 💀
80 (+3) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 961 BB 35 5.6M 9.0M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
81 (+1) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 959 FH 32 5.7M 10.0M Haaland (4) 8 (1)
82 (-8) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 958 FH 30 5.8M 10.8M Woltemade (2) 11 (-25)
83 (+2) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 957 FH 33 5.8M 9.6M Haaland (4) 15 (2)
84 Jurásek Park James White 956 31 5.8M 10.4M Haaland (4) 💀
85 (-14) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 956 24 5.8M 12.1M Haaland (4) 💀
86 (+4) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 955 45 5.9M 4.3M Haaland (4) 3 (-4)
87 (+2) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 953 34 5.9M 9.5M Ekitiké (4) 1 (6)
88 (+5) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 950 47 6.0M 3.1M Grealish (2) 💀
89 (-8) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 946 29 6.2M 11.3M Cherki (10) 1 (2)
90 (+5) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 940 43 6.4M 4.8M Ekitiké (4) 💀
91 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 939 FH 27 6.4M 11.6M Haaland (4) 8 (-15)
92 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 938 37 6.4M 7.7M Haaland (4) 💀
93 (+1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 938 45 6.5M 3.9M Wilson (4)
94 (-43) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 938 FH 34 6.5M 9.2M Ekitiké (4) 7 (-4)
95 (+1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 936 43 6.5M 5.2M Ekitiké (4) 2 (1)
96 (-37) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🦴 🔮 929 60 6.8M 473k Woltemade (2) WC 6 (31)
97 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry ⚽️ 🥊 916 49 7.2M 2.5M Watkins (10)
98 (-1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 906 32 7.5M 10.0M Haaland (4) 💀
99 Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 899 37 7.7M 7.7M Haaland (4)
100 Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 894 39 7.8M 6.7M Hall (8) 💀
101 Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 866 47 8.6M 3.4M Palmer (14) 1 (0)
102 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 855 32 8.8M 10.0M Haaland (4)
103 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 845 22 9.0M 12.3M João Pedro (2) 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 833 56 9.3M 915k Palmer (14) 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 748 21 10.8M 12.4M Gyökeres (4) 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 695 20 11.3M 12.4M Raya (4) 💀

League Graphs

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