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🏆 GW14 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

71 pts

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

4 pts

Ampadu-du
Aldo Ventresca

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Romero

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+12 places

Diogo's on Fire
Ashley Long

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-12 places

Palmer Violets
James Carr

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

255 BPS

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

13 pts

Out on Bale
Ben Shaw

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

65.1'

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

68

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

1

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+14 pts

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

Wizard
Max Allars

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 70.8% 14pts
2nd Kit Icon M.Salah 7.5%
3rd Kit Icon Saka 3.8%
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 3.8%
5th Kit Icon Woltemade 2.8% 5pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 32.1%
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 11.3%
3rd Kit Icon Pickford 9.4% 7pts
4th Kit Icon Henderson 8.5%
5th Kit Icon Dúbravka 8.5%

Defence

1st Kit Icon J.Timber 50.0%
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 45.3%
3rd Kit Icon Virgil 26.4%
4th Kit Icon Muñoz 25.5%
5th Kit Icon Calafiori 18.9%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 61.3% 4pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 45.3%
3rd Kit Icon Rice 29.2%
4th Kit Icon Saka 26.4%
5th Kit Icon Enzo 17.0%

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 88.7% 14pts
2nd Kit Icon Mateta 45.3%
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 38.7%
4th Kit Icon Woltemade 33.0% 5pts
5th Kit Icon Thiago 19.8%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 187% 8.0pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 108%
3rdKit Icon CRY Defence 102%
4thKit Icon ARS Attack 83%
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 70%
6thKit Icon BOU Attack 67% 3.8pts
7thKit Icon MUN Attack 67%
8thKit Icon LIV Attack 60%
9thKit Icon NEW Attack 52% 4.5pts
10thKit Icon CRY Attack 50%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Romero +17.0pts isak at this
Ludo Mccormick 		17pts : 90 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 3 Bonus 2 Goals Conceded
Kit Icon Foden +16.0pts Wakey Madueke
Nathan Duke 		17pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Tarkowski +9.6pts CigSmokers33
Ed Lees 		10pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Doku +7.5pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		8pts : 63 mins 2 Assists
Kit Icon Kudus +6.9pts FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC
Joe Pashley 		7pts : 86 mins Assist 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Anderson in GW14

Nott'm Forest: Away to Wolves.

Anderson: Upcoming fixture.

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Barnes in GW14

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Spurs.

Barnes: 65 mins Clean Sheet

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Chalobah in GW14

Chelsea: Away to Leeds.

Chalobah: Upcoming fixture.

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Thiago in GW14

Brentford: Away to Arsenal.

Thiago: Upcoming fixture.

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B.Fernandes in GW14

Man Utd: Home to West Ham.

B.Fernandes: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW14 GW15 GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19
Kit Icon Anderson 9 6.0 -eve (5.2) TOT (5.3) ful (5.3) MCI (5.1) EVE (5.2)
Kit Icon Barnes 6 7.2 3BUR (5.7) sun (4.4) CHE (4.5) mun (4.9) bur (5.7)
Kit Icon Chalobah 5 5.2 -bou (6.4) EVE (6.3) new (5.8) AVL (5.9) BOU (6.4)
Kit Icon Thiago 4 7.5 -tot (7.3) LEE (8.3) wol (8.5) BOU (6.5) TOT (7.3)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 4 4.5 -wol (7.7) BOU (6.4) avl (6.2) NEW (6.4) WOL (7.7)

Transferred Out:

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Senesi in GW14

Bournemouth: Lost 0-1 at home to Everton.

Senesi: Did not play.

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Caicedo in GW14

Chelsea: Away to Leeds.

Caicedo: Upcoming fixture.

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Sarr in GW14

Crystal Palace: Away to Burnley.

Sarr: Upcoming fixture.

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Semenyo in GW14

Bournemouth: Lost 0-1 at home to Everton.

Semenyo: 90 mins

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Pope in GW14

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Spurs.

Pope: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW14 GW15 GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19
Kit Icon Senesi 13 1.8 xCHE (0.0) mun (5.9) BUR (6.5) bre (5.7) che (5.5)
Kit Icon Caicedo 13 0.0 -bou (0.0) EVE (4.9) new (4.8) AVL (4.8) BOU (4.9)
Kit Icon Sarr 11 1.8 -ful (0.0) MCI (4.6) lee (5.6) TOT (5.0) FUL (5.0)
Kit Icon Semenyo 5 1.2 4CHE (5.6) mun (6.1) BUR (7.2) bre (5.9) che (5.6)
Kit Icon Pope ⚠️ 4 1.5 xBUR (2.9) sun (4.3) CHE (4.0) mun (4.2) bur (4.4)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW14 Score
TC HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 63
BB Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 47
BB Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 44
FH Titus Shambles Harry Everett 32
WC1 A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 32
FH Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 26

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW14) Rank (GW14) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 878 35 3869 4.9M Haaland (28) 4/12 2 (-5)
2 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 871 28 6727 6.3M Haaland (28) 3/12 2 (-4) H
3 (+1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 844 40 39k 2.8M Haaland (28) 4/12 1 (0)
4 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 840 32 49k 5.5M Haaland (28) 3/12
5 (+5) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 828 45 96k 1.6M Haaland (28) 3/12 1 (13)
6 (+2) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 823 32 125k 6.3M Haaland (28) 3/12 2 (3)
7 (+2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 819 32 152k 5.5M Haaland (28) 3/12
8 (+3) dan Daniel Jarred 819 49 154k 829k Haaland (28) 4/12
9 (-6) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 819 17 156k 9.5M Mateta (0) 3/12 1 (3)
10 (-4) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 818 20 160k 8.8M Saka (0) 3/12 2 (0)
11 (-4) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 814 35 200k 4.8M Haaland (28) 4/12 1 (0)
12 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 807 35 263k 4.4M Haaland (28) 5/12
13 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 804 50 298k 823k Haaland (28) 6/12 4 (0)
14 (+12) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 👑 🦴 799 71 558k 134k Haaland (28) 9/12 1 (0)
15 (+1) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 796 46 413k 1.4M Haaland (28) 6/12 2 (9)
16 (+2) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 795 52 429k 507k Haaland (28) 6/12
17 Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 792 BB 44 484k 1.8M Haaland (28) 6/15 1 (0)
18 (-3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 788 35 562k 4.8M Haaland (28) 5/12 1 (0)
19 (+10) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 784 60 633k 119k Haaland (28) 8/12
20 (+3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 781 46 702k 1.3M Haaland (28) 5/12
21 (-8) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 778 23 773k 8.2M Saka (0) 4/12
22 (-1) chumpians Iain L 778 37 773k 3.9M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 1 (13)
23 (+7) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 773 55 906k 312k Haaland (28) 7/12
24 (+3) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 769 BB 47 1.0M 1.2M Haaland (28) 7/15 1 (3)
25 (-6) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 768 21 1.0M 8.7M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 2 (0)
26 (+9) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 765 62 1.1M 81k Haaland (28) 6/12
27 (-3) Estève the Best William Pinnington 763 28 1.2M 7.1M Haaland (28) 2/12
28 (-8) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 763 31 1.2M 4.9M Haaland (28) 5/12 2 (-4) H
29 (-4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 762 32 1.2M 5.5M Haaland (28) 3/12
30 (-8) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 753 35 1.6M 4.4M Haaland (28) 4/12
31 (+2) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 752 42 1.6M 2.3M Woltemade (10) 5/12 1 (5)
32 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 749 33 1.7M 4.0M Haaland (28) 5/12 2 (-4) H
33 (+9) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 748 48 1.7M 1.1M Haaland (28) 4/12 2 (-1)
34 (-3) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 746 28 1.8M 6.3M Haaland (28) 3/12 2 (-4) H
35 (-1) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 745 32 1.8M 6.1M Haaland (28) 5/12 1 (0)
36 Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 745 38 1.8M 3.6M Haaland (28) 6/12 1 (-11)
37 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 740 37 2.0M 3.7M Haaland (28) 5/12
38 (+8) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 739 46 2.1M 1.3M Haaland (28) 5/11
39 (+5) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 738 39 2.1M 2.9M Haaland (28) 5/12
40 (-3) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 737 33 2.2M 5.2M Haaland (28) 4/12
41 Wizard Max Allars 🤡 735 34 2.3M 5.2M Haaland (28) 4/12 2 (-11)
42 (-14) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 735 21 2.3M 8.6M M.Salah (0) 3/12 1 (7)
43 (+4) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 734 39 2.3M 2.9M Haaland (28) 4/12
44 (+1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 🧠 733 35 2.3M 4.9M Haaland (28) 5/12 2 (0)
45 (+8) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 732 51 2.4M 605k Haaland (28) 5/12
46 (+2) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 731 40 2.7M 5.0M Haaland (28) 5/12
47 (-9) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 730 FH 26 2.5M 7.8M Saka (0) 3/12 13 (-5)
48 (+4) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 725 40 2.7M 2.6M Haaland (28) 4/12
49 (-9) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 724 26 2.7M 7.8M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12 1 (0)
50 (-7) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 720 32 2.9M 5.5M Haaland (28) 4/12
51 (-1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 718 41 3.1M 2.4M Haaland (28) 5/12
52 (-3) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 714 32 3.2M 6.1M Haaland (28) 3/12 1 (-1)
53 (+8) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 712 53 3.3M 478k Haaland (28) 6/12 1 (0)
54 (+4) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 710 37 3.4M 3.7M Haaland (28) 5/10
55 (+8) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 710 47 3.4M 1.2M Saka (0) 5/12 1 (13)
56 (-2) ddd Maciek Kalka 704 23 3.7M 8.2M Merino (0) 3/12
57 (+15) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 704 55 4.2M 1.5M Haaland (28) 8/12 💀
58 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 703 35 3.8M 4.8M Haaland (28) 5/12 1 (0)
59 (-8) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 703 36 3.9M 5.0M Haaland (28) 5/12
60 (-3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 701 37 3.9M 3.9M Haaland (28) 5/12 1 (0)
61 (+6) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 698 43 4.0M 1.9M Haaland (28) 5/12
62 (+9) Jurásek Park James White 697 52 4.1M 507k Haaland (28) 7/12
63 (-8) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 695 38 4.2M 3.6M Woltemade (10) 7/12 1 (-8)
64 (-2) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 694 35 4.2M 4.9M Haaland (28) 3/12 2 (0)
65 (-9) Palmer Violets James Carr 693 16 4.2M 9.5M João Pedro (0) 3/12
66 Titus Shambles Harry Everett 692 FH 32 4.3M 5.5M Haaland (28) 4/12 7 (-10)
67 (+6) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 686 37 4.6M 4.0M Haaland (28) 5/12 2 (0)
68 (-3) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 685 28 4.7M 6.3M Haaland (28) 4/12 2 (-4) H
69 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 685 35 4.7M 4.9M Haaland (28) 4/12 2 (2)
70 (+7) Cheese FC Edward Capper 683 44 4.8M 1.9M Haaland (28) 8/12
71 (-3) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 682 39 4.8M 2.9M Haaland (28) 3/12
72 (-3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 677 22 5.0M 8.3M M.Salah (0) 3/12 💀
73 (+6) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 676 38 5.1M 3.4M Haaland (28) 4/12
74 (+6) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 675 38 5.1M 3.4M M.Salah (0) 4/12 💀
75 (+3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 675 36 5.1M 4.3M Haaland (28) 4/12 1 (0)
76 (-2) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 674 32 5.2M 5.5M Haaland (28) 4/12 WC 6 (-4)
77 (+6) klopp till you drop Adam French 671 38 5.3M 3.6M Haaland (28) 4/12 1 (3)
78 (-2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 671 40 5.3M 2.6M Mateta (0) 4/12
79 (-4) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 661 25 5.8M 7.9M Mbeumo (0) 4/12
80 (+5) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 655 38 6.1M 3.6M Haaland (28) 5/12 1 (0)
81 (+11) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 🧑‍🔬 🥊 655 52 6.8M 4.4M Haaland (28) 4/12
82 (+9) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 650 45 6.3M 1.5M Haaland (28) 4/12 💀
83 (-2) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 650 32 6.3M 6.1M Haaland (28) 3/12 1 (0)
84 It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 649 33 6.3M 5.5M Wirtz (0) 7/12 2 (1)
85 (+5) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 647 39 6.4M 3.4M Haaland (28) 5/12 4 (2)
86 (+3) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 644 33 6.5M 5.2M Grealish (22) 5/11 💀
87 (+8) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 641 42 6.8M 2.6M Haaland (28) 5/12
88 (+9) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 635 43 6.9M 1.9M Haaland (28) 4/12
89 (+4) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 632 37 7.1M 3.7M Haaland (28) 4/11
90 (+4) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 631 31 7.2M 6.9M M.Salah (0) 5/12
91 (-3) SaughallXI Curtis French 629 16 7.2M 9.5M Ekitiké (0) 2/12
92 (-33) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 629 32 7.2M 5.5M Haaland (28) 4/12
93 (-6) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 627 15 7.2M 9.6M Hall (6) 5/12 💀
94 (+7) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian ⚽️ 🔮 627 63 7.3M 78k TC Haaland (42) 8/13 2 (14)
95 (+1) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 626 32 7.3M 5.5M Haaland (28) 4/12
96 (-14) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 626 16 7.3M 9.6M Estêvão (0) 5/12 2 (0)
97 (+3) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 613 36 7.8M 4.1M Haaland (28) 5/11
98 (-12) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 609 19 8.0M 9.0M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12 2 (0)
99 (-35) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 606 24 8.1M 7.6M Woltemade (10) 4/12 3 (-4) H
100 (-2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 599 7 8.3M 10.9M Rice (0) 1/12
101 (+3) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 590 34 8.6M 5.5M Haaland (28) 4/11
102 (-3) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 581 1 8.9M 11.9M M.Salah (0) 1/12 💀
103 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 561 4 9.4M 11.4M M.Salah (0) 2/11 💀
104 (-2) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 🐓 552 4 9.7M 11.4M M.Salah (0) 1/12
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 530 6 10.1M 11.2M M.Salah (0) 2/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 511 0 10.5M 12.1M Isak (0) 0/12 💀

League Graphs

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