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🏆 GW19 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

43 pts

Palmer Violets
James Carr

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

2 pts

Wirtz Case Scenario
Nikhil Thapar

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Enzo (C)

Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+19 places

Palmer Violets
James Carr

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

Wirtz Case Scenario
Nikhil Thapar

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

163 BPS

Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

14 pts

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

58.2'

Could be Wirtz
Harvey Skelton

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

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Could be Wirtz
Harvey Skelton

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

57

Wirtzgebeurt
Max Winokan

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

2

Dani Calafiornia
Alex Bamford

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+15 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-14 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 70.8%
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 7.5%
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 3.8% 7pts
4th Kit Icon Cunha 2.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Woltemade 1.9% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.1% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 13.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Pickford 10.4% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Henderson 10.4%
5th Kit Icon Dúbravka 8.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Guéhi 50.0%
2nd Kit Icon J.Timber 30.2% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Chalobah 21.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon O'Reilly 17.9%
5th Kit Icon Virgil 17.0%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Foden 61.3%
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 40.6% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 33.0% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Wilson 27.4%
5th Kit Icon Saka 25.5% 6pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6%
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 49.1%
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 34.0%
4th Kit Icon Woltemade 31.1% 1pts
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 24.5% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 246%
2ndKit Icon LIV Attack 89%
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 77% 6.3pts
4thKit Icon CRY Defence 75%
5thKit Icon NEW Attack 63% 4.0pts
6thKit Icon CHE Attack 58% 3.1pts
7thKit Icon CHE Defence 52% 1.2pts
8thKit Icon BOU Attack 46% 4.5pts
9thKit Icon MCI Defence 45%
10thKit Icon AVL Attack 42% 1.6pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Enzo (C) +17.4pts Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen 		18pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Gabriel +14.4pts Palmer Violets
James Carr 		15pts : 76 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +13.5pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		14pts : 62 mins Goal
Kit Icon L.Paquetá +13.0pts Shoroddieroddie FC
Jacob Roddie 		13pts : 82 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Trossard +13.0pts Gizzers FC
Jacob Gisby 		13pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Dorgu in GW19

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

Dorgu: 90 mins

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Cunha in GW19

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

Cunha: 90 mins

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Dalot in GW19

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

Dalot: 90 mins

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Cherki in GW19

Man City: Away to Sunderland.

Cherki: Upcoming fixture.

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Gordon in GW19

Newcastle: Won 1-3 away to Burnley.

Gordon: 79 mins Assist

Player #Trans. Form GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22 GW23 GW24
Kit Icon Dorgu 16 4.5 2lee (4.7) bur (5.2) MCI (3.9) ars (4.0) FUL (4.7)
Kit Icon Cunha 14 4.8 2lee (6.5) bur (6.9) MCI (5.3) ars (4.9) FUL (5.9)
Kit Icon Dalot 13 6.2 2lee (5.4) bur (5.9) MCI (4.6) ars (4.6) FUL (5.3)
Kit Icon Cherki 8 5.8 -CHE (4.9) BHA (5.1) mun (5.1) WOL (6.0) tot (5.1)
Kit Icon Gordon 8 5.7 5CRY (3.7) LEE (4.2) wol (4.6) AVL (3.8) liv (3.7)

Transferred Out:

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J.Timber in GW19

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Aston Villa.

J.Timber: 82 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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B.Fernandes in GW19

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

B.Fernandes: Did not play.

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Thiago in GW19

Brentford: Home to Spurs.

Thiago: Upcoming fixture.

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Saka in GW19

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Aston Villa.

Saka: 82 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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Cash in GW19

Aston Villa: Lost 4-1 away to Arsenal.

Cash: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22 GW23 GW24
Kit Icon J.Timber ⚠️ 12 3.5 9bou (6.4) LIV (5.8) nfo (6.9) MUN (6.6) lee (6.9)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 9 6.0 xlee (0.0) bur (0.0) MCI (6.2) ars (5.7) FUL (6.8)
Kit Icon Thiago 8 2.0 -eve (5.3) SUN (5.0) che (5.6) NFO (5.7) avl (5.5)
Kit Icon Saka 8 6.2 6bou (6.5) LIV (6.2) nfo (6.7) MUN (6.7) lee (7.3)
Kit Icon Cash 8 2.7 xNFO (0.0) cry (4.5) EVE (4.7) new (4.5) BRE (4.6)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW19 Score
WC1 Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 37
BB Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 28
TC Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 27
BB Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 27
BB Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 26
WC1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 23
FH Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 22
BB Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 22
FH Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 21
FH Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 20
BB Out on Bale Ben Shaw 20
FH Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 17
FH itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 17
FH Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 16
BB Estève the Best William Pinnington 15
BB SaughallXI Curtis French 13
FH Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 11
FH ddd Maciek Kalka 9
WC1 klopp till you drop Adam French 9
FH Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 7
FH Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 4
TC Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 2

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW19) Rank (GW19) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,207 23 2642 3.5M Haaland (0) 5/12 WC 36 (10)
2 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,193 23 6428 3.8M Haaland (0) 4/11 1 (-4)
3 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,173 21 21k 4.7M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (-1)
4 (+2) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,167 38 28k 428k Haaland (0) 5/12 2 (8)
5 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,159 BB 28 43k 2.1M Haaland (0) 8/16 3 (10)
6 (-2) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,154 18 55k 5.9M Haaland (0) 4/12
7 (+1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 🧑‍🔬 1,129 27 168k 2.1M Enzo (18) 6/12
8 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,125 27 198k 2.3M TC Thiago (0) 5/13 1 (2)
9 (+3) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,121 25 226k 2.7M Haaland (0) 5/12
10 (+4) chumpians Iain L 1,121 28 228k 1.8M Cunha (4) 6/12
11 (+2) dan Daniel Jarred 1,117 27 262k 2.1M Haaland (0) 5/12
12 (-5) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,116 14 279k 6.4M Ekitiké (0) 4/12 4 (-7) H
13 (-2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,112 FH 22 328k 4.4M Haaland (0) 7/12 13 (6)
14 (+1) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,104 16 407k 7.0M Haaland (0) 5/12
15 (-5) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,100 FH 4 459k 12.2M Haaland (0) 4/12 9 (-14)
16 (+3) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,100 27 459k 2.3M Haaland (0) 4/12 1 (2)
17 (-1) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,098 15 486k 7.6M Haaland (0) 3/12
18 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,093 14 614k 10.1M Haaland (0) 6/12 4 (-4)
19 (+1) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,086 18 680k 5.9M Ekitiké (0) 6/12
20 (+3) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,086 35 855k 2.4M Haaland (0) 6/12
21 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,085 24 705k 3.4M Haaland (0) 4/12 1 (8)
22 (-5) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,081 20 789k 3.4M Haaland (0) 5/12 2 (1) H
23 (+9) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,079 37 814k 499k Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (6)
24 (-3) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,073 8 946k 11.0M Haaland (0) 3/12
25 (-1) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 🧠 1,073 14 946k 8.4M Haaland (0) 4/12 1 (2)
26 (+1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,072 24 972k 3.1M Haaland (0) 4/12
27 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,069 23 1.0M 3.8M Haaland (0) 7/12 1 (2)
28 Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,067 16 1.1M 7.4M Haaland (0) 4/12 1 (0)
29 (+8) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,062 34 1.2M 852k Palmer (14) 7/12 3 (8)
30 (+8) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,059 28 1.3M 2.0M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (-1)
31 (-1) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,058 21 1.6M 9.5M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (1)
32 (-1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,057 17 1.3M 6.8M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (-1)
33 (+6) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,056 BB 26 1.4M 2.7M Haaland (0) 5/15 2 (9)
34 (+2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,056 25 1.4M 3.0M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (2)
35 (-9) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,056 16 1.4M 7.4M Cunha (4) 6/12 1 (-4)
36 (-11) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,054 16 1.4M 7.0M Haaland (0) 6/12
37 (-4) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,053 BB 15 1.5M 7.9M Haaland (0) 6/14 1 (0)
38 (+4) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,049 28 1.6M 2.0M Haaland (0) 7/12 1 (1)
39 (+8) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,047 36 1.9M 2.4M Haaland (0) 6/12
40 ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,046 20 1.7M 5.2M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (2)
41 (-6) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,045 12 1.7M 7.5M Saka (12) 6/12 2 (-3) H
42 (-1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,040 18 1.8M 6.3M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (0)
43 (+1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,040 21 1.9M 5.9M Haaland (0) 6/12 💀
44 (-1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,039 14 1.9M 8.4M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (-2)
45 (-11) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 🤡 1,029 5 2.5M 12.6M Haaland (0) 2/11 2 (-14) H
46 Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 🥊 1,024 20 2.4M 5.2M Haaland (0) 8/12 1 (-2)
47 (+3) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,020 24 2.5M 3.4M Ekitiké (0) 7/12 1 (0)
48 (+7) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,013 BB 27 2.8M 2.4M Haaland (0) 9/16 2 (2)
49 (-1) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,013 FH 20 2.8M 4.8M Wirtz (0) 5/12 19 (4)
50 (-5) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,013 7 2.9M 12.3M Haaland (0) 3/12 2 (0)
51 (+2) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,012 23 2.9M 4.4M Haaland (0) 6/12
52 (+2) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,006 19 3.0M 5.3M Haaland (0) 5/12
53 (-4) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,004 FH 9 3.1M 10.6M Ekitiké (0) 5/12 7 (1)
54 (-2) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,004 9 3.3M 12.5M Haaland (0) 4/12 2 (-2)
55 (+5) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,002 27 3.2M 2.1M Haaland (0) 6/12
56 (+2) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,002 33 3.5M 3.1M Haaland (0) 6/12
57 King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,000 19 3.2M 5.3M Haaland (0) 6/11 💀
58 (-2) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 993 15 3.5M 7.9M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (-8)
59 (+6) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 990 24 3.6M 3.1M Haaland (0) 5/12
60 (+6) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 989 23 3.7M 3.9M Haaland (0) 7/12 3 (8)
61 (+6) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 986 BB 20 3.8M 5.2M Haaland (0) 6/14 1 (0)
62 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 986 19 3.8M 5.3M Haaland (0) 6/12
63 (-1) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 984 16 3.9M 7.0M Haaland (0) 6/12
64 (-3) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 983 20 3.9M 5.2M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (1)
65 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 982 24 4.3M 7.6M Haaland (0) 5/12
66 (+21) Palmer Violets James Carr 👑 965 43 4.6M 176k Palmer (14) 10/12 5 (10)
67 (+9) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 965 25 4.9M 6.4M Haaland (0) 7/12 💀
68 (+2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 959 3 4.9M 12.4M Haaland (0) 3/12
69 (+19) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 957 35 4.9M 619k Haaland (0) 8/11 💀
70 (+10) Cheese FC Edward Capper 957 23 4.9M 3.5M Haaland (0) 4/11 💀
71 (+1) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 956 17 5.1M 8.6M Cunha (4) 9/12
72 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 955 BB 13 5.0M 9.0M Haaland (0) 6/15 1 (2)
73 (-5) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 954 FH 11 5.1M 9.6M Haaland (0) 5/12 11 (-7)
74 (+4) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 953 16 5.1M 7.4M Ekitiké (0) 5/12 1 (1)
75 (-1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 953 21 5.8M 12.4M Haaland (0) 5/12 💀
76 (-5) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 949 17 5.4M 8.6M Haaland (0) 6/12 💀
77 (+2) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 948 16 5.3M 7.5M Haaland (0) 4/12 3 (-4)
78 (+5) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 948 BB 22 5.3M 4.2M Haaland (0) 6/14 1 (0)
79 (-2) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 948 9 5.3M 11.4M Haaland (0) 6/12 💀
80 (+5) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 945 FH 21 5.4M 4.4M Haaland (0) 6/12 15 (2)
81 (-8) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 945 FH 17 5.4M 6.4M Woltemade (2) 6/12 11 (6)
82 Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 943 FH 16 5.6M 9.1M Haaland (0) 6/12 8 (-2)
83 (-19) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 🐓 941 2 5.6M 12.5M TC Calvert-Lewin (0) 2/13
84 Jurásek Park James White 941 16 5.6M 7.6M Haaland (0) 7/11 💀
85 (+8) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 936 33 5.7M 864k Grealish (2) 7/12 💀
86 klopp till you drop Adam French 935 9 5.9M 11.7M Haaland (0) 3/12 WC 5 (-12)
87 (+3) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 929 19 6.0M 5.8M Haaland (0) 4/12 3 (0)
88 (-7) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 928 11 6.0M 10.0M Cherki (0) 6/12 1 (2)
89 (+6) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 927 30 6.1M 2.1M M.Salah (0) 6/11 💀
90 (-1) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 922 3 6.2M 12.5M Ekitiké (0) 1/12 1 (0)
91 (+3) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 922 29 6.2M 1.6M Wilson (0) 5/12
92 (-41) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 921 FH 17 6.3M 6.4M Ekitiké (0) 5/12 7 (10)
93 (-1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 921 20 6.4M 7.6M Haaland (0) 6/12 💀
94 (-3) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 919 FH 7 6.3M 11.4M Haaland (0) 5/12 8 (9)
95 (+1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 913 20 6.8M 10.0M Ekitiké (0) 4/12 2 (1)
96 (-37) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🔮 906 37 6.8M 440k Woltemade (2) 5/12 WC 6 (15)
97 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry ⚽️ 🦴 904 37 7.3M 3.9M Watkins (10) 9/12
98 (-1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 895 21 7.1M 4.4M Haaland (0) 6/11 💀
99 Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 876 14 7.8M 10.1M Haaland (0) 5/12
100 Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 874 19 7.7M 5.3M Hall (8) 8/12 💀
101 Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 851 32 8.4M 1.3M Palmer (14) 9/12 1 (0)
102 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 843 20 8.6M 4.8M Haaland (0) 7/12
103 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 837 14 8.8M 10.1M João Pedro (2) 7/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 808 31 9.6M 4.8M Palmer (14) 8/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 737 10 10.6M 10.1M M.Salah (0) 4/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 688 13 11.2M 10.1M Raya (4) 9/11 💀

League Graphs

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