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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW9 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

70 pts

Afternoon De Ligt
Paul Lukins

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

29 pts

klopptillyoudrop
Adam French

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Hakuna Mateta
Dan Jones

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Van Hecke

Neville wears Prada
Simon Owen

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+13 places

Afternoon De Ligt
Paul Lukins

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-13 places

James Milners Team
Alex Pawsey

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

319 BPS

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

32 pts

enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.7'

Min Woo Lee
James Cushen

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Wengaboys
Nye Johnson

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

82

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

36

MurderOnZidanesFloor
Toby Haworth

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+33 pts

Ithaca Wanderers FC
Oscar Murphy

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 81.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 4.3% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Evanilson 3.2% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 2.1% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.1% 8pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 39.4% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 12.8% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 11.7% 11pts
4th Kit Icon Donnarumma 8.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 7.4% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 42.6% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 38.3% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 34.0% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 29.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Hall 22.3%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 68.1% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Groß 55.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 43.6% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Tavernier 42.6% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Cherki 28.7% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 93.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon N.Jackson 38.3% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 26.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Evanilson 19.1% 9pts
5th Kit Icon Isak 17.0% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 222% 1.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 135% 6.7pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 122% 7.9pts
4thKit Icon BOU Attack 65% 4.6pts
5thKit Icon BHA Attack 63% 2.0pts
6thKit Icon BHA Defence 57% 9.0pts
7thKit Icon AVL Attack 49% 8.2pts
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 40% 1.9pts
9thKit Icon MUN Attack 39% 1.4pts
10thKit Icon LEE Defence 36% 2.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Van Hecke +14.2pts Neville wears Prada
Simon Owen 		15pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon McBurnie +12.0pts Cherry-Picked XI
Jordan Hookins 		12pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Verbruggen +10.1pts EETZ A DEESGRAYZ
Owen Wilmot 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 7 Saves
Kit Icon Havertz +9.0pts Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday 		9pts : 83 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Thiago +8.7pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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N.Jackson in GW9

Aston Villa: Drew 1-1 at home to Fulham.

N.Jackson: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Tavernier in GW9

Bournemouth: Won 2-0 at home to Leeds.

Tavernier: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Evanilson in GW9

Bournemouth: Won 2-0 at home to Leeds.

Evanilson: 75 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Isak in GW9

Liverpool: Lost 0-1 at home to Arsenal.

Isak: 90 mins

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Konsa in GW9

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Liverpool.

Konsa: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14
Kit Icon N.Jackson 31 8.2 9mun (5.5) SUN (5.5) ips (6.0) EVE (4.8) CRY (5.6)
Kit Icon Tavernier 22 6.0 3ips (7.2) NFO (6.8) ful (6.2) BHA (5.9) HUL (6.0)
Kit Icon Evanilson 14 8.5 9ips (6.5) NFO (5.8) ful (5.3) BHA (5.2) HUL (5.1)
Kit Icon Isak 13 5.0 2cry (6.7) MUN (6.6) eve (5.7) SUN (6.5) che (7.0)
Kit Icon Konsa 6 9.2 10HUL (4.9) new (5.0) MCI (4.5) bre (4.7) tot (4.9)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW9

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Man Utd.

João Pedro: Did not play.

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Calafiori in GW9

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Liverpool.

Calafiori: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Cherki in GW9

Man City: Lost 0-1 at home to Brighton.

Cherki: 35 mins

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B.Fernandes in GW9

Man Utd: Lost 2-0 away to Chelsea.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins

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Saka in GW9

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Liverpool.

Saka: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14
Kit Icon João Pedro 47 3.5 xsun (0.0) LEE (5.0) nfo (5.6) CRY (5.8) LIV (5.3)
Kit Icon Calafiori ⚠️ 17 5.5 6HUL (5.5) new (6.6) MCI (5.3) bre (5.7) tot (6.1)
Kit Icon Cherki 8 2.8 1nfo (5.9) FUL (5.3) ars (5.3) LEE (5.2) bre (5.1)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 5 1.0 2AVL (6.1) liv (5.9) BRE (5.6) new (6.9) COV (6.7)
Kit Icon Saka 5 1.2 xHUL (0.0) new (6.9) MCI (5.7) bre (5.7) tot (5.8)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW9 Score
WC Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 70
WC MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 61
WC Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 61
FH Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 58
FH Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 56
WC Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 55
WC Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 44
FH Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 43
FH Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 42
WC James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 38

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW9) Rank (GW9) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 655 58 13k 1.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
2 Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 655 63 13k 647k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
3 Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 653 66 18k 605k Haaland (4) 11/12 3 (21)
4 (+1) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 627 58 123k 1.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
5 (+4) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones ⚽️ 622 68 162k 439k Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (21)
6 (+1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 622 65 144k 508k Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (10)
7 (-1) Farke Night Rises Jacob Roddie 618 57 208k 1.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (5)
8 (-4) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 615 45 239k 4.6M Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (7)
9 (+3) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 🥊 604 55 364k 1.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
10 (+4) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 602 56 397k 1.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (4)
11 (-1) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 601 49 459k 3.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
12 (-4) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 600 45 484k 4.6M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (15)
13 (+6) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 600 63 512k 1.0M Haaland (4) 11/12
14 (+1) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 599 53 452k 2.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
15 (+3) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 599 60 459k 935k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
16 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 598 54 474k 1.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (17)
17 (-6) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 597 45 536k 4.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (7)
18 (+11) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 595 69 585k 379k Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (11)
19 (+6) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 593 67 585k 366k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
20 (-7) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 593 50 592k 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
21 Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 593 57 649k 1.8M Haaland (4) 11/12
22 (-6) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 🧠 592 51 668k 2.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
23 (+15) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 👑 590 70 656k 218k N.Jackson (18) 12/12 WC 4 (8)
24 (-2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 587 53 807k 2.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
25 (+2) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 585 56 780k 1.5M Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (9)
26 (+5) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 585 61 841k 1.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
27 (+8) Take my breath (a) James Carr 585 63 1.1M 2.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
28 (+8) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 584 67 821k 349k Haaland (4) 12/12
29 (-6) UTT Aidan Fleming 584 51 1.1M 4.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (5)
30 (+4) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 581 59 921k 1.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
31 (+8) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 576 57 1.0M 1.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 3 (18)
32 FFS FC David French 576 56 1.1M 1.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
33 (-13) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 575 38 1.1M 6.5M Haaland (4) 11/12 WC 10 (21)
34 (+3) Scooby snaka Iain L 574 53 1.1M 2.1M Haaland (4) 11/12 3 (15)
35 (-7) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 574 47 1.2M 4.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (7)
36 (-6) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 572 46 1.3M 4.2M Rogers (18) 11/12 1 (1)
37 (+4) dan Daniel Jarred 571 58 1.3M 1.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
38 (-12) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 568 38 1.4M 6.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (10)
39 (-6) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 568 44 1.3M 4.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 3 (8)
40 (+2) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 568 51 1.3M 2.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
41 (-17) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 566 33 1.5M 8.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
42 (+7) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 560 59 2.1M 3.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (3)
43 (+4) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 557 55 1.9M 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (19)
44 (+8) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 557 66 1.9M 647k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
45 (+3) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 555 54 2.0M 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
46 (-6) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 555 45 2.1M 5.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
47 (-4) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 551 38 2.1M 6.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
48 (-2) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 546 39 3.2M 10.3M Haaland (4) 10/11 1 (-1)
49 (-4) Change Name Harvey Skelton 543 41 2.7M 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (11)
50 (-6) Cheese FC Edward Capper 542 32 2.5M 8.0M Haaland (4) 11/11 💀
51 (+3) Doesn't Mattsson James White 541 54 3.1M 4.4M Mbeumo (2) 11/12
52 (+8) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 539 61 2.7M 1.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 11 (14)
53 (-3) CRAB Richard Holland 539 41 2.7M 5.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
54 (-3) Slimane Shady Ryan B 531 37 3.2M 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12
55 (+3) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 528 49 3.3M 3.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
56 (+1) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 528 50 3.2M 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
57 (+2) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 526 47 3.5M 3.9M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (1)
58 (+3) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 524 49 3.5M 3.1M Palmer (16) 12/12 1 (2)
59 (+6) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 523 FH 56 3.6M 1.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 12 (16)
60 (-5) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 523 36 3.6M 7.1M Haaland (4) 11/12
61 (-8) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 🔮 522 61 3.7M 1.0M Haaland (4) 10/12 WC 7 (33)
62 (+2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 517 49 3.9M 3.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
63 (-1) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 516 44 4.0M 4.7M Haaland (4) 11/12
64 (-8) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 515 30 4.1M 9.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
65 (+1) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 514 53 4.2M 2.8M Palmer (16) 11/12
66 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 509 FH 58 4.4M 1.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 14 (21)
67 (+4) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 501 51 4.9M 2.8M Rogers (18) 12/12
68 (+2) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 498 43 5.4M 6.8M Raya (10) 10/12 💀
69 (+7) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 498 55 5.6M 4.4M Evanilson (18) 11/12 WC 12 (7)
70 (+2) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 496 47 5.2M 3.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (3) H
71 (-8) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 494 34 5.3M 8.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (2)
72 (-3) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 494 39 5.2M 6.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
73 (+6) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 493 60 5.3M 1.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (9)
74 (+3) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 493 50 5.8M 5.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (9)
75 (+9) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 🦴 492 67 5.3M 366k Evanilson (18) 12/12 1 (9)
76 (+2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 490 48 5.5M 3.6M Haaland (4) 10/12
77 (-10) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 🐓 489 29 5.7M 9.8M Haaland (4) 10/11 3 (2)
78 (-5) Wizard Max Allars 481 34 6.0M 7.7M Haaland (4) 11/12
79 (-4) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 478 FH 42 6.1M 5.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 18 (-3)
80 (+2) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 475 44 6.3M 4.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 8 (11)
81 Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 474 34 6.7M 9.6M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 💀
82 (-2) TS36 Thomas Sutton 471 31 6.6M 9.1M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
83 Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 470 41 6.6M 5.6M Haaland (4) 10/12
84 (+2) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 🧑‍🔬 467 53 6.8M 1.9M Evanilson (18) 12/12 2 (14) H
85 (+2) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 462 50 6.9M 3.0M Davis (2) 11/12
86 (+4) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 459 56 7.2M 2.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
87 (-2) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 454 29 7.7M 10.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
88 (-14) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 453 FH 43 7.4M 5.0M Calvert-Lewin (4) 11/12 8 (5)
89 (-1) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 🤡 446 34 7.6M 6.8M Barcola (2) 11/12 2 (-11) H
90 (+2) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 443 48 8.0M 5.3M Rogers (18) 10/12
91 (-2) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 441 37 8.0M 8.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (8)
92 (-1) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 431 35 8.3M 8.3M Mbeumo (2) 9/12 1 (0)
93 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 429 63 8.3M 691k Rogers (18) 12/12 3 (2) H
🥚 His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 418 39 8.7M 7.1M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (10)

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