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๐Ÿšฝ Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

๐Ÿ† BGW34 Awards (Live)

๐Ÿ‘‘ King

Best GW

72 pts

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿ“ Cock

Worst GW

4 pts

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

โšฝ๏ธ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ Scientist

Best Differential

Igor Jesus

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿš€ Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+7 places

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿšฝ #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-2 places

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

๐Ÿฆด Boner

Highest Bonus

253 BPS

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿง  Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

Stach My Ants On
Reece Smith

๐Ÿ‘น Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

76.5'

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

๐ŸฅŠ ASBO

Most Carded

๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจ

SaughallXI
Curtis French

๐ŸšŒ Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

72

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿง€ Gruyรจre

Least Def. Con.

8

Toe Punt United
Tim Roberts

๐Ÿ”ฎ Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+31 pts

SaughallXI
Curtis French

๐Ÿคก Clown

Worst Transfers

-6 pts

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 38.7%
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 20.8%
3rd Kit Icon M.Salah 7.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Watkins 5.7% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 3.8% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 38.7%
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 12.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 11.3% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3%
5th Kit Icon Sรกnchez 5.7%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 60.4%
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 50.0% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Pedro Porro 22.6% 7pts
4th Kit Icon Mukiele 17.0% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Tarkowski 16.0% 1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 68.9%
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Wilson 31.1% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 31.1%
5th Kit Icon Gibbs-White 26.4% 13pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Thiago 43.4%
2nd Kit Icon Watkins 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Bowen 34.9% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Haaland 34.9%
5th Kit Icon Joรฃo Pedro 17.0%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MUN Attack 145%
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 123%
3rdKit Icon AVL Attack 88% 1.8pts
4thKit Icon MCI Attack 81%
5thKit Icon LIV Attack 80% 1.5pts
6thKit Icon LIV Defence 58% 2.0pts
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 54%
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 49%
9thKit Icon NFO Attack 44% 11.6pts
10thKit Icon SUN Defence 42% 0.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Igor Jesus +13.3pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham
14pts : 66 mins Goal 2 Assists Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Isak (C) +11.9pts Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie
12pts : 78 mins Goal
Kit Icon Anderson +8.4pts klopp till you drop
Adam French
9pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Disasi +7.9pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham
8pts : 81 mins Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Milenkoviฤ‡ +7.9pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham
8pts : 90 mins Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Watkins in GW34

Aston Villa: Lost 1-0 away to Fulham.

Watkins: 80 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW34

Nott'm Forest: Won 0-5 away to Sunderland.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Bowen in GW34

West Ham: Won 1-0 at home to Everton.

Bowen: 81 mins Assist

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Virgil in GW34

Liverpool: Won 2-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Virgil: 80 mins

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Pedro Porro in GW34

Spurs: Drew 0-0 away to Wolves.

Pedro Porro: 79 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Watkins 41 6.7 2TOT (5.4) bur (6.0) LIV (4.8) mci (4.5)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 31 11.7 13che (5.8) NEW (5.7) mun (5.7) BOU (5.3)
Kit Icon Bowen 28 7.0 5bre (5.9) ARS (5.2) new (6.0) LEE (6.2)
Kit Icon Virgil 22 6.3 2mun (6.0) CHE (5.9) avl (5.9) BRE (5.9)
Kit Icon Pedro Porro 21 6.0 7avl (4.7) LEE (4.9) che (4.6) EVE (4.9)

Transferred Out:

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Joรฃo Pedro in GW34

No fixture.

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Semenyo in GW34

No fixture.

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Haaland in GW34

No fixture.

×

Hill in GW34

No fixture.

×

Senesi in GW34

No fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Joรฃo Pedro 33 0.7 -NFO (5.7) liv (5.6) TOT (6.4) sun (5.8)
Kit Icon Semenyo 32 2.3 -eve (5.7) BRE (5.6) bou (5.4) AVL (5.7)
Kit Icon Haaland 27 5.0 -eve (5.9) BRE (5.9) bou (5.6) AVL (6.0)
Kit Icon Hill 19 2.7 -CRY (5.4) ful (5.7) MCI (4.9) nfo (5.5)
Kit Icon Senesi 19 3.3 -CRY (5.3) ful (5.4) MCI (5.0) nfo (5.3)

Chips


League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW34) Rank (GW34) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,125 FH 13 2590 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 35 (15)
2 The H-Team Horatio Turner ๐Ÿ’Ž 2,124 FH 30 3304 901k B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 40 (45)
3 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney ๐Ÿ’Ž 2,094 FH 20 13k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 20 (34)
4 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,094 FH 22 15k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 14 (23)
5 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,090 41 15k 274k B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 3 (20)
6 (+1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 2,068 FH 50 54k 392k Bowen (10) 10/12 12 (44)
7 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,054 FH 32 56k 901k B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 26 (45)
8 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 2,051 27 49k 575k B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 WC 4 (4)
9 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones ๐Ÿ’Ž 2,045 FH 22 79k 4.2M M.Salah (2) 8/12 18 (27)
10 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,034 FH 13 84k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12 15 (17)
11 (+1) chumpians Iain L 2,012 FH 25 200k 4.2M M.Salah (2) 11/12 11 (22)
12 (+1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies ๐Ÿ’Ž 2,009 FH 35 199k 901k B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 15 (43)
13 (-2) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,995 23 281k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12
14 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,981 FH 23 365k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 17 (29)
15 (+3) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,975 27 344k 1.9M B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 4 (27)
16 Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,967 19 426k 3.3M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 2 (1) H
17 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,959 5 393k 4.2M Haaland (0) 3/8
18 (+2) Gyรถk Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,956 FH 21 551k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 11 (0)
19 (-2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคก 1,946 5 572k 12.5M B.Fernandes (0) 5/11 3 (-6) H H
20 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,943 4 512k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 2/9 ๐Ÿ’€
21 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,943 17 638k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 6/12
22 (+3) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,939 FH 26 774k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 11 (23)
23 (+3) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,936 25 695k 2.6M B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 3 (11)
24 (+3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,935 FH 33 754k 901k B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 13 (48)
25 (-2) Estรจve the Best William Pinnington 1,929 8 685k 11.9M B.Fernandes (0) 4/10 1 (2)
26 (+3) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,929 32 901k 3.5M Solanke (2) 10/12 2 (1)
27 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,926 FH 35 854k 575k M.Salah (2) 9/12 18 (40)
28 (-6) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,924 FH 19 846k 3.6M Isak (12) 7/12 15 (25)
29 (-1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,916 22 1.1M 12.5M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 3 (8) H
30 (-6) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,908 FH 51 1.4M 901k Mavropanos (12) 11/12 38 (46)
31 (+5) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,905 FH 36 1.2M 901k B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 12 (30)
32 (-1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,901 14 1.1M 11.9M Szoboszlai (4) 7/11 1 (2)
33 Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,899 23 1.1M 2.1M Palmer (0) 6/9
34 Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,890 20 1.2M 1.8M Watkins (4) 9/12 3 (11) H
35 (+2) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,872 28 1.4M 257k Szoboszlai (4) 6/11 1 (13)
36 (+2) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith ๐Ÿง  1,869 FH 15 1.6M 4.2M Watkins (4) 8/12 10 (26)
37 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,865 7 1.5M 4.2M Haaland (0) 4/8
38 (+4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,863 31 1.7M 378k Rice (0) 7/12 WC 5 (20)
39 (-7) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,860 FH 11 1.7M 4.2M M.Salah (2) 7/12 28 (-3)
40 (-1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,855 18 1.7M 1.7M Watkins (4) 6/10 2 (11) H
41 Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,849 7 1.8M 4.2M Haaland (0) 3/7
42 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,849 11 1.9M 3.7M B.Fernandes (0) 4/10 1 (5)
43 (+4) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,849 22 1.9M 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 4/7 2 (14) H
44 (+4) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,848 FH 26 1.9M 901k B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 5 (17)
45 (+5) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,842 FH 20 2.2M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 11 (31)
46 Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,838 13 2.1M 4.2M Haaland (0) 5/10
47 (+10) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,830 38 2.8M 3.8M Xavi (6) 11/12 WC 7 (20)
48 (+6) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,829 20 2.2M 854k B.Fernandes (0) 5/7 1 (2)
49 (+2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,826 10 2.3M 12.7M Havertz (0) 6/12 4 (7)
50 (+2) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,824 7 2.2M 3.8M B.Fernandes (0) 4/11 3 (2)
51 (-6) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,823 6 2.3M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 3/11
52 (+4) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,816 21 2.5M 901k Haaland (0) 4/8 ๐Ÿ’€
53 Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,812 6 2.5M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 3/7
54 (+5) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,812 27 2.7M 901k Havertz (0) 8/12 WC 6 (18)
55 Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,804 6 2.7M 4.2M Haaland (0) 3/8
56 (+6) SaughallXI Curtis French ๐ŸฅŠ ๐Ÿ”ฎ 1,800 37 2.9M 186k B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 WC 8 (31)
57 (-8) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,795 FH 31 3.1M 901k B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 7 (29)
58 (+3) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,792 24 3.3M 4.2M Watkins (4) 9/12 WC 11 (18)
59 (-1) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,791 4 2.9M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 3/10 ๐Ÿ’€
60 (+6) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,779 33 3.5M 901k Szoboszlai (4) 11/12 WC 11 (21)
61 (-1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins ๐Ÿ“ 1,776 4 3.2M 1.9M Cherki (0) 3/8 4 (4) H H H
62 (+1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,774 12 3.4M 4.2M Gabriel (0) 5/10
63 (+4) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,772 27 3.4M 389k TC B.Fernandes (0) 6/13 2 (19)
64 (+1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,763 16 3.6M 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12 2 (11) H
65 (+7) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,761 24 4.0M 4.2M Haaland (0) 5/9 ๐Ÿ’€
66 (+8) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,760 24 3.6M 392k Cunha (0) 5/12 WC 7 (17)
67 (+2) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,759 22 3.7M 901k Watkins (4) 7/11 WC 4 (15)
68 (-4) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,759 19 3.8M 1.8M B.Fernandes (0) 8/11 3 (-4) H H
69 (-29) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,757 FH 34 4.1M 2.1M Xavi (6) 9/12 10 (28)
70 (+1) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,754 19 4.1M 4.2M Virgil (4) 9/12 ๐Ÿ’€
71 (-3) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,752 13 3.8M 3.3M Haaland (0) 4/6 ๐Ÿ’€
72 (+4) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,748 26 4.2M 2.5M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 1 (2)
73 (+2) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,743 11 4.1M 4.2M Rogers (4) 5/9
74 (-4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,742 2 3.9M 4.2M Haaland (0) 2/7 ๐Ÿ’€
75 (-2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,739 2 4.0M 4.2M Palmer (0) 1/6 ๐Ÿ’€
76 (-33) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,733 13 4.4M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 WC 8 (24)
77 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 1,727 11 4.5M 4.2M Haaland (0) 3/6 ๐Ÿ’€
78 (-1) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,720 11 4.5M 3.3M Haaland (0) 4/9
79 (+1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,709 12 4.7M 2.7M Haaland (0) 3/7 ๐Ÿ’€
80 (+2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,709 12 4.9M 4.2M Haaland (0) 4/6 ๐Ÿ’€
81 (+5) Haut de la Gaard Cรฉdric Vallรฉe 1,706 23 4.8M 185k B.Fernandes (0) 4/9 3 (12) H
82 (-1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,706 9 4.9M 4.2M Haaland (0) 3/7 ๐Ÿ’€
83 (-4) Ballon Dโ€™oyle Eddie Doyle 1,706 14 5.1M 4.2M Rice (0) 6/12 WC 10 (31)
84 (+1) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,705 17 4.9M 2.6M E.Le Fรฉe (4) 7/11 2 (7)
85 (-2) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,699 6 5.0M 4.2M Haaland (0) 3/7 ๐Ÿ’€
86 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,699 11 5.1M 4.2M Haaland (0) 2/6 ๐Ÿ’€
87 Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,693 16 5.2M 2.7M Semenyo (0) 6/8
88 Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,688 12 5.4M 4.2M Haaland (0) 4/7 ๐Ÿ’€
89 (+2) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,685 38 5.6M 193k Szoboszlai (4) 9/12 WC 7 (25)
90 (-1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,677 14 5.7M 4.2M Watkins (4) 6/10 ๐Ÿ’€
91 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,677 28 5.8M 2.1M M.Salah (2) 8/9 ๐Ÿ’€
92 (-2) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,667 10 5.8M 4.2M Grealish (0) 5/9 ๐Ÿ’€
93 (+2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham ๐Ÿ‘‘ โšฝ๏ธ ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ ๐Ÿฆด 1,666 FH 72 6.2M 1134 Gibbs-White (26) 10/12 11 (59)
94 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,647 13 6.3M 4.2M Haaland (0) 3/5 ๐Ÿ’€
95 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,639 9 6.4M 4.2M Gyรถkeres (0) 5/8
96 (-3) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,637 5 6.4M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 3/9 ๐Ÿ’€
97 (+2) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,625 17 6.7M 2.7M Haaland (0) 5/7 ๐Ÿ’€
98 (-1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,621 10 6.8M 4.2M Mateta (4) 5/9
99 (+1) Jurรกsek Park James White 1,605 9 7.1M 4.2M Haaland (0) 2/7 ๐Ÿ’€
100 (-2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,600 5 7.1M 3.8M Haaland (0) 3/6 ๐Ÿ’€
101 (+2) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,575 15 7.8M 4.2M M.Salah (2) 6/9 ๐Ÿ’€
102 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,566 5 7.8M 4.2M Haaland (0) 1/6 ๐Ÿ’€
103 (-2) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,557 10 7.9M 2.7M Gyรถkeres (0) 4/9 ๐Ÿ’€
104 360NoPope Sam Collins ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,511 34 9.2M 4.2M M.Salah (2) 10/11 ๐Ÿ’€
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,418 42 10.3M 292k Isak (12) 8/9 ๐Ÿ’€
๐Ÿฅš Wengaboys Nye Johnson ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,362 18 10.9M 3.8M M.Salah (2) 7/11 ๐Ÿ’€

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