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🏆 GW16 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

100 pts

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

27 pts

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

8×⚽️

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Ekitiké (C)

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+16 places

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-20 places

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

368 BPS

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.8'

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

101

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

34

Old Havertz Kai Hard
Owen Wilmot

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+50 pts

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-10 pts

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 40.6% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Saka 26.4% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 6.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon M.Salah 4.7% 7pts
5th Kit Icon Eze 4.7% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 37.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 14.2% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Dúbravka 13.2% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 9.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Kelleher 6.6% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon J.Timber 44.3% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 31.1% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Chalobah 19.8% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Cash 18.9% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Virgil 17.9% 6pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Foden 57.5% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 38.7%
3rd Kit Icon Saka 37.7% 11pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 29.2% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 26.4%

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 53.8% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Woltemade 31.1% 0pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 25.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Ekitiké 10.4% 13pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 200% 9.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Attack 130% 3.9pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 99% 2.1pts
4thKit Icon BRE Attack 65% 1.8pts
5thKit Icon NEW Attack 63% 0.5pts
6thKit Icon MUN Attack 55%
7thKit Icon CHE Defence 52% 8.0pts
8thKit Icon CHE Attack 47% 2.8pts
9thKit Icon CRY Defence 44% 1.0pts
10thKit Icon BOU Attack 43%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Ekitiké (C) +25.1pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		26pts : 77 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Gusto +17.5pts Wizard
Max Allars 		18pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +11.9pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		12pts : 57 mins Goal
Kit Icon Matheus N. +11.0pts Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford 		11pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Wirtz (C) +10.0pts It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday 		10pts : 77 mins Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

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Foden in GW16

Man City: Won 0-3 away to Crystal Palace.

Foden: 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Thiago in GW16

Brentford: Drew 1-1 at home to Leeds.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Cash in GW16

Aston Villa: Won 2-3 away to West Ham.

Cash: 90 mins Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Saka in GW16

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Wolves.

Saka: 90 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus

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Wilson in GW16

Fulham: Won 2-3 away to Burnley.

Wilson: 88 mins Goal 2 Assists 3 Bonus

Player #Trans. Form GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21
Kit Icon Foden 31 11.4 11WHU (6.9) nfo (6.1) sun (5.5) CHE (5.8) BHA (6.2)
Kit Icon Thiago 24 4.4 2wol (7.6) BOU (5.8) TOT (6.6) eve (6.0) SUN (5.6)
Kit Icon Cash 17 4.2 0MUN (5.2) che (4.9) ars (4.5) NFO (5.2) cry (4.8)
Kit Icon Saka 16 6.0 11eve (6.2) BHA (6.4) AVL (6.0) bou (6.1) LIV (6.0)
Kit Icon Wilson 13 8.8 16NFO (5.4) whu (5.9) cry (4.9) LIV (5.1) CHE (5.1)

Transferred Out:

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Mateta in GW16

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-3 at home to Man City.

Mateta: 62 mins

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Muñoz in GW16

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-3 at home to Man City.

Muñoz: Did not play.

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Mbeumo in GW16

Man Utd: Home to Bournemouth.

Mbeumo: Upcoming fixture.

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Semenyo in GW16

Bournemouth: Away to Man Utd.

Semenyo: Upcoming fixture.

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Gakpo in GW16

Liverpool: Won 2-0 at home to Brighton.

Gakpo: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21
Kit Icon Mateta ⚠️ 30 2.6 2lee (5.2) TOT (5.5) FUL (5.3) new (5.1) AVL (5.1)
Kit Icon Muñoz 18 5.8 xlee (0.0) TOT (0.0) FUL (0.0) new (0.0) AVL (0.0)
Kit Icon Mbeumo 17 2.4 -avl (6.2) NEW (6.3) WOL (8.1) lee (7.7) bur (8.1)
Kit Icon Semenyo 17 1.6 -BUR (7.1) bre (5.9) che (5.6) ARS (4.8) TOT (6.1)
Kit Icon Gakpo 12 3.8 xtot (0.0) WOL (7.1) LEE (6.8) ful (6.0) ars (4.7)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW16 Score
BB Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 100
TC Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 79
FH Fidler utd Jack Fidler 78
TC Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 75
BB Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 73
FH Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 71
BB Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 66
FH Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 63
BB Winning it Jonathan Pollard 62
BB klopp till you drop Adam French 61
FH Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 57
FH A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 55
BB Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 55
BB CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 54
WC1 Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 42

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW16) Rank (GW16) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,051 83 1604 297k Saka (22) 11/12 5 (14)
2 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,024 68 10k 1.7M Saka (22) 11/12 4 (8)
3 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,020 70 12k 1.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 3 (17)
4 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 996 74 51k 905k Haaland (26) 11/12 3 (12)
5 (+4) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 990 76 68k 721k Saka (22) 10/12 3 (14)
6 (+2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 985 77 90k 648k Saka (22) 11/12 4 (7)
7 (+3) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 984 72 93k 1.2M Saka (22) 11/12 5 (9)
8 (-2) dan Daniel Jarred 983 65 97k 2.3M Haaland (26) 11/12 3 (16)
9 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 973 57 150k 4.2M Haaland (26) 11/12 3 (10)
10 (-6) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 🤡 960 44 260k 8.3M Thiago (4) 11/12 2 (-10)
11 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 957 68 286k 1.7M Saka (22) 11/12 3 (11)
12 (-1) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 956 BB 62 296k 2.9M Haaland (26) 13/15 3 (4)
13 (+2) chumpians Iain L 942 60 479k 3.4M Saka (22) 11/12 2 (1)
14 (+3) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 937 63 560k 2.7M Saka (22) 12/12 3 (13)
15 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 936 59 584k 3.7M Saka (22) 11/12 5 (5)
16 (+3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 933 68 631k 1.7M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (2)
17 (-4) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 931 45 665k 8.0M Saka (22) 11/12 1 (1)
18 (+2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 931 66 671k 2.1M Saka (22) 11/12 4 (15)
19 (+2) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 926 69 770k 1.6M Haaland (26) 12/12 4 (12)
20 (-6) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 925 43 792k 8.6M Haaland (26) 9/12 2 (-8)
21 (+2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 925 67 794k 1.9M Haaland (26) 12/12 5 (7)
22 (+6) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 922 75 1.1M 1.9M TC Saka (33) 13/13 4 (19)
23 (-5) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 920 68 917k 1.7M Saka (22) 10/12 5 (13)
24 (+7) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 🧠 🔮 911 FH 71 1.1M 1.2M Saka (22) 11/12 12 (50)
25 (-3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 911 BB 54 1.1M 5.1M Saka (22) 14/15 2 (1)
26 (+6) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 909 68 1.2M 1.7M Saka (22) 11/12 5 (13)
27 (+11) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 🦴 908 87 1.2M 91k Saka (22) 12/12 6 (17) H
28 (-3) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 907 56 1.2M 4.6M Semenyo (0) 10/12 4 (10)
29 (+5) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 907 BB 73 1.2M 1.0M Haaland (26) 15/16 5 (7)
30 Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 907 79 1.3M 502k TC Haaland (39) 13/13 4 (0)
31 (-5) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 905 51 1.3M 6.5M Gyökeres (4) 12/12 5 (16)
32 (-5) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 903 49 1.3M 6.5M Saka (22) 10/12
33 (+16) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 👑 903 BB 100 1.4M 15k Haaland (26) 16/16 5 (39)
34 (+7) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 897 78 1.5M 563k Saka (22) 11/12 3 (25)
35 (-6) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 894 44 1.6M 8.4M Gordon (2) 10/12 5 (-2)
36 (+1) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 893 59 1.7M 3.7M Thiago (4) 11/12 4 (21)
37 (-2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 893 62 1.7M 3.0M Haaland (26) 12/12 5 (3)
38 (-2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 891 60 1.7M 3.5M Saka (22) 10/12 5 (8)
39 (+1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball ⚽️ 889 81 1.8M 394k Haaland (26) 12/12 5 (32)
40 (+2) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 885 62 1.9M 2.8M Haaland (26) 9/11
41 (-17) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 🐓 885 27 1.9M 11.7M Thiago (4) 11/12 3 (2)
42 (-9) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 884 43 2.0M 8.6M Saka (22) 10/12 2 (-6)
43 (-4) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 881 57 2.1M 4.3M Haaland (26) 10/12 4 (5)
44 (-1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 879 FH 57 2.2M 4.4M Saka (22) 11/12 11 (-1)
45 (+3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 874 74 2.4M 1.0M Saka (22) 11/12 3 (2)
46 (-1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 873 56 2.4M 4.6M Haaland (26) 12/12 5 (5)
47 (+3) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 871 65 2.5M 2.4M Haaland (26) 11/12 💀
48 (+5) Wizard Max Allars 870 69 2.5M 1.5M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (9)
49 (-3) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 868 63 2.6M 2.7M Haaland (26) 12/12 5 (15)
50 (-6) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 865 47 2.7M 7.5M Haaland (26) 10/11 💀
51 (+11) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 864 FH 78 2.7M 543k Saka (22) 12/12 14 (29)
52 (+5) ddd Maciek Kalka 863 66 2.8M 2.1M Ekitiké (26) 11/12 5 (26)
53 (+7) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 852 59 3.2M 3.7M Thiago (4) 12/12 5 (6)
54 I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 850 49 3.3M 6.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 4 (7)
55 (+3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 849 57 3.4M 3.3M Saka (22) 11/12 6 (1) H
56 (-5) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 845 53 3.5M 5.4M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (1)
57 (+11) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 843 62 3.6M 3.2M Haaland (26) 10/12 3 (25)
58 (+5) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 842 59 3.7M 3.5M Haaland (26) 11/12
59 Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 841 54 3.7M 5.2M Haaland (26) 11/12 4 (10)
60 (-4) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 839 45 3.8M 7.8M Haaland (26) 10/12
61 (-9) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 838 34 3.8M 10.6M Woltemade (0) 11/12
62 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 837 63 3.9M 2.7M Saka (22) 11/12 5 (12)
63 (+6) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 833 53 4.0M 5.5M Haaland (26) 11/12 3 (7)
64 (+6) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 833 53 4.0M 5.5M Thiago (4) 12/12 5 (9)
65 (-1) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 832 49 4.1M 6.7M Haaland (26) 10/12 2 (-3)
66 (-1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 825 54 4.4M 5.0M Haaland (26) 10/12 💀
67 (+7) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 823 58 4.5M 3.8M M.Salah (14) 11/12 💀
68 (+13) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 821 75 4.6M 837k Eze (2) 12/12 5 (38)
69 (+4) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 821 54 4.6M 5.3M M.Salah (14) 12/12 💀
70 (-15) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 819 39 4.8M 10.2M Haaland (26) 8/12
71 (+1) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 814 55 4.9M 4.7M Eze (2) 10/12
72 (-1) Cheese FC Edward Capper 811 35 5.0M 10.4M Haaland (26) 9/12 💀
73 (+3) Palmer Violets James Carr 806 46 5.2M 7.5M João Pedro (4) 11/12
74 (+4) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 806 52 5.3M 6.8M B.Fernandes (0) 10/12 4 (17)
75 (+9) klopp till you drop Adam French 805 BB 61 5.2M 3.2M Haaland (26) 13/16 4 (20)
76 (-9) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 804 42 5.3M 8.7M Bruno G. (2) 11/12 WC 13 (12)
77 (+6) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 803 74 5.3M 934k Thiago (4) 12/12 5 (25)
78 (-3) SaughallXI Curtis French 799 34 5.5M 10.7M Eze (2) 11/12 5 (-6)
79 Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 798 45 5.5M 7.8M Haaland (26) 10/12 💀
80 (+9) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 798 72 5.6M 1.3M Saka (22) 11/12 5 (17)
81 (+1) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 797 FH 55 5.6M 4.7M Eze (2) 12/12 5 (17)
82 (+9) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 791 64 5.8M 2.5M Rice (4) 11/12 5 (20)
83 (+15) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 790 94 5.9M 48k Saka (22) 11/12 4 (34)
84 (-7) Jurásek Park James White 787 34 6.0M 10.6M Haaland (26) 9/12 💀
85 (-5) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 786 45 6.0M 7.8M Haaland (26) 9/12
86 (-39) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 784 58 6.1M 2.2M Haaland (26) 11/12 7 (20) H H
87 (-1) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 783 44 6.2M 9.0M Haaland (26) 10/12 💀
88 (-1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 780 53 6.3M 5.5M Merino (2) 11/12 5 (17)
89 (+5) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 779 BB 66 6.3M 2.1M Haaland (26) 15/16 5 (27)
90 (-5) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 777 FH 63 6.5M 3.3M Foden (22) 10/12 4 (15)
91 (-3) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 777 43 6.7M 10.6M Haaland (26) 10/12
92 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 776 57 6.7M 6.2M Haaland (26) 10/12
93 (-3) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 773 44 6.5M 8.4M Grealish (4) 11/12 💀
94 (-33) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 770 54 6.7M 4.1M Thiago (4) 11/12 6 (17) H
95 (-2) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 759 48 7.3M 9.2M Wirtz (10) 11/12
96 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🧑‍🔬 🥊 750 46 7.4M 7.7M Ekitiké (26) 9/12 2 (4)
97 (+2) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 750 62 7.6M 4.4M Hall (8) 11/12 💀
98 (-1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 739 36 7.9M 11.1M Eze (2) 9/12 2 (1)
99 (+2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 737 60 7.8M 3.8M Haaland (26) 9/12
100 Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 736 54 7.9M 5.6M Haaland (26) 10/12
101 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 732 BB 55 7.9M 4.9M Watkins (10) 13/15 5 (3)
102 (-7) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 725 32 8.2M 10.9M Palmer (12) 12/12
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 692 56 9.3M 7.1M M.Salah (14) 9/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 685 49 9.3M 7.5M M.Salah (14) 12/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 630 36 10.4M 10.4M M.Salah (14) 11/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 594 33 10.9M 10.9M Isak (2) 12/12 💀

League Graphs

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