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🏆 GW2 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

120 pts

Scooby snaka
Iain L

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

37 pts

His pal Dallas
Nick Sweeting

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

12×⚽️

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Cunha (C)

Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+65 places

Yoro Wizard Harry
Marcus Perry

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-45 places

enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

482 BPS

Scooby snaka
Iain L

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

30 pts

Quantum of Tzolis
Matthew Wiggins

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

88.6'

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

His pal Dallas
Nick Sweeting

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

86

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

28

Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+9 pts

Benjamin NetanMaino
Euan Hodgson

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-18 pts

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 48.4% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 28.0% 23pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 6.5% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 3.2% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.2% 7pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 35.5%
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 19.4% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 10.8% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Verbruggen 9.7% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Lammens 7.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 55.9%
2nd Kit Icon Shaw 28.0% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Maguire 21.5% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Gabriel 19.4%
5th Kit Icon O'Reilly 19.4% 2pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 57.0% 23pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 49.5% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Tzolis 40.9%
4th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 39.8% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Semenyo 25.8% 5pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 80.6% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 72.0% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 31.2% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 23.7% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Brobbey 14.0% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 159% 7.6pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 148% 13.0pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 133%
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 114% 7.3pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 86%
6thKit Icon LIV Attack 85% 4.8pts
7thKit Icon MUN Defence 58% 2.7pts
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 53% 2.8pts
9thKit Icon LEE Attack 39% 6.8pts
10thKit Icon TOT Defence 39% 1.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Cunha (C) +17.4pts Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday 		18pts : 79 mins 2 Assists 1 Bonus
Kit Icon Cherki +14.0pts Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan 		14pts : 81 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +13.5pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		14pts : 90 mins Goal
Kit Icon Gibbs-White +12.3pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		13pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Scott +12.0pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		12pts : 86 mins Goal Yellow Card 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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M.Sangaré in GW2

Brentford: Drew 1-1 away to Leeds.

M.Sangaré: 90 mins

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De Cuyper in GW2

Brighton: Lost 4-3 away to Chelsea.

De Cuyper: 90 mins 4 Goals Conceded

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Kayode in GW2

Brentford: Drew 1-1 away to Leeds.

Kayode: 87 mins

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João Pedro in GW2

Chelsea: Won 4-3 at home to Brighton.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal Assist Own Goal 2 Bonus

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Mendy in GW2

Hull City: Won 0-1 away to Coventry City.

Mendy: 58 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW2 GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
Kit Icon M.Sangaré 6 9.0 4SUN (9.7) bou (10.1) CHE (10.6) avl (12.8) LIV (10.4)
Kit Icon De Cuyper 5 8.5 0LEE (8.1) cov (9.7) ARS (7.1) sun (8.4) CRY (10.9)
Kit Icon Kayode 4 7.5 2SUN (5.2) bou (5.4) CHE (4.9) avl (7.5) LIV (5.2)
Kit Icon João Pedro 3 10.0 9ars (5.4) HUL (6.7) bre (5.4) BOU (6.5) eve (5.3)
Kit Icon Mendy 2 8.0 1AVL (9.3) che (8.6) new (7.4) EVE (6.3) ful (7.5)

Transferred Out:

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Sarr in GW2

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-4 at home to Man City.

Sarr: Did not play.

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Van Hecke in GW2

Spurs: Lost 0-2 at home to Newcastle.

Van Hecke: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Calvert-Lewin in GW2

Leeds: Drew 1-1 at home to Brentford.

Calvert-Lewin: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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Groß in GW2

Brighton: Lost 4-3 away to Chelsea.

Groß: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Robertson in GW2

Spurs: Lost 0-2 at home to Newcastle.

Robertson: 67 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW2 GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
Kit Icon Sarr 3 0.0 xful (0.0) IPS (0.0) lee (0.0) NFO (0.0) bha (0.0)
Kit Icon Van Hecke 2 1.0 1nfo (5.6) EVE (5.1) AVL (7.0) mun (5.2) COV (5.5)
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 2 4.5 8bha (4.6) NEW (4.3) CRY (4.9) ars (3.7) MUN (4.7)
Kit Icon Groß 2 7.5 13LEE (4.5) cov (5.3) ARS (4.2) sun (4.7) CRY (5.7)
Kit Icon Robertson 2 2.5 2nfo (5.6) EVE (5.3) AVL (6.7) mun (5.2) COV (5.5)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW2 Score
BB Scooby snaka Iain L 120
TC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 111
BB Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 90
BB Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 62
WC French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 59

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW2) Rank (GW2) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+2) UTT Aidan Fleming 172 99 76k 416k B.Fernandes (46) 9/12
2 (+39) Scooby snaka Iain L 👑 🦴 172 BB 120 76k 20k B.Fernandes (46) 14/16
3 (+21) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 169 110 155k 112k B.Fernandes (46) 10/12
4 (+27) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick ⚽️ 167 111 155k 74k TC B.Fernandes (69) 10/13
5 (+2) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 166 97 172k 538k B.Fernandes (46) 10/12
6 (-2) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 165 92 190k 963k B.Fernandes (46) 9/12
7 (-1) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 162 92 346k 1.3M Haaland (26) 10/12
8 (+21) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 159 101 346k 309k B.Fernandes (46) 10/12
9 (-1) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 159 90 346k 1.2M Haaland (26) 10/12
10 (+45) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 157 109 415k 96k B.Fernandes (46) 10/12
11 (+5) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 157 93 415k 869k B.Fernandes (46) 10/12
12 (+63) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 157 115 415k 39k B.Fernandes (46) 11/12
13 (+19) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 156 100 624k 601k B.Fernandes (46) 10/12 1 (-1)
14 (+9) The H-Team Horatio Turner 153 93 586k 869k B.Fernandes (46) 9/12
15 (+5) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 153 BB 90 624k 1.2M Haaland (26) 15/16 1 (-1)
16 (+6) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 151 90 733k 1.2M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (0)
17 (+22) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 150 97 751k 538k B.Fernandes (46) 9/12
18 (+24) Cheese FC Edward Capper 150 98 880k 621k Haaland (26) 10/12
19 (-6) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 149 82 811k 2.2M B.Fernandes (46) 11/12
20 (+23) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 149 97 859k 601k B.Fernandes (46) 10/12 1 (-11)
21 (+12) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 147 91 1.4M 1.8M Haaland (26) 10/12
22 (-13) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 146 78 1.0M 2.8M Haaland (26) 10/12
23 (+2) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 145 86 1.1M 1.7M B.Fernandes (46) 9/12
24 (-22) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 145 71 1.1M 3.9M Palmer (14) 12/12
25 (-15) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 🧠 145 77 1.4M 3.5M Haaland (26) 9/12 1 (0)
26 (+18) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 144 92 1.2M 963k B.Fernandes (46) 10/12
27 (-10) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 143 79 1.3M 2.6M Haaland (26) 9/12
28 (-17) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 143 75 1.3M 3.4M Haaland (26) 9/12 1 (-9)
29 (+33) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 143 96 1.8M 1.2M Haaland (26) 11/12
30 (+26) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 142 94 1.4M 782k B.Fernandes (46) 11/12
31 (+16) Greg's Team Greg Houghton 140 89 1.6M 1.4M B.Fernandes (46) 10/12 1 (0)
32 (-31) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 139 57 1.6M 6.6M Havertz (0) 8/12
33 (-7) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 139 80 1.6M 2.5M João Pedro (18) 9/12
34 (-7) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 138 79 1.7M 2.6M João Pedro (18) 10/12
35 (-17) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 136 72 1.9M 3.8M Haaland (26) 10/12
36 (+21) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 133 85 2.3M 1.8M B.Fernandes (46) 10/12
37 (-32) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 132 61 2.4M 5.9M Haaland (26) 9/12
38 (-2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 132 78 2.4M 2.8M B.Fernandes (46) 9/12
39 (+1) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 132 79 2.8M 3.1M Haaland (26) 10/12
40 (+33) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 131 88 2.5M 1.4M B.Fernandes (46) 9/12
41 (-20) FFS FC David French 130 68 2.7M 4.5M Haaland (26) 9/12
42 (+25) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 130 85 2.7M 1.8M Haaland (26) 11/12
43 (+9) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 129 80 2.8M 2.5M João Pedro (18) 10/12
44 (+14) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 129 81 2.8M 2.3M Haaland (26) 11/12
45 (+35) Slimane Shady Ryan B 129 91 3.1M 1.4M B.Fernandes (46) 10/12 1 (1)
46 (+7) Wizard Max Allars 128 79 3.0M 2.7M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (1)
47 (-35) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 128 60 3.0M 6.2M João Pedro (18) 9/12 1 (2)
48 (+22) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 125 81 3.8M 2.9M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (1)
49 (-12) Doesn't Mattsson James White 125 71 3.4M 4.0M B.Fernandes (46) 9/12 1 (-9)
50 (-12) Egan Chips Matthew Quigley 124 70 3.4M 4.1M Haaland (26) 9/12
51 (-3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 124 73 3.4M 3.6M Haaland (26) 10/12
52 (+27) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 124 84 4.1M 2.6M Haaland (26) 10/12
53 (+10) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 122 75 3.9M 2.2M B.Fernandes (46) 10/12 3 (-11) H H
54 (+32) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 121 86 3.9M 1.7M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (-5)
55 (+13) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 119 74 4.1M 3.4M Haaland (26) 10/12
56 (-11) Take my breath (a) James Carr 119 67 4.1M 4.7M Haaland (26) 10/12
57 (-43) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 119 53 4.2M 7.5M Isak (16) 10/12 1 (0)
58 (-39) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 119 55 4.2M 7.1M João Pedro (18) 10/12 1 (-9)
59 (-25) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 118 BB 62 4.4M 5.8M Saka (0) 13/16 1 (-23)
60 (-45) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 116 51 4.7M 7.8M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (1)
61 (-26) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 115 59 4.7M 6.3M Haaland (26) 9/12 WC 10 (-16)
62 (-34) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 115 56 4.7M 6.8M Haaland (26) 9/12
63 (-4) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 114 66 4.9M 4.9M Haaland (26) 8/12
64 (-10) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 🔮 113 64 5.1M 5.4M João Pedro (18) 10/12 1 (9)
65 (+6) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 113 69 4.8M 4.0M Szoboszlai (8) 10/12 1 (-2)
66 (+16) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 112 75 5.2M 3.4M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (1)
67 (-37) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 111 53 5.3M 7.4M Isak (16) 10/12
68 (+15) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 111 74 5.4M 3.5M M.Sangaré (8) 11/12 1 (4)
69 (+3) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 109 65 5.6M 5.2M Palmer (14) 10/12 1 (9)
70 (-6) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 109 62 5.6M 5.8M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (4)
71 (+5) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 109 67 5.6M 4.8M B.Fernandes (46) 8/12 1 (0)
72 (-26) Change Name Harvey Skelton 108 56 5.8M 6.9M Haaland (26) 9/12 1 (4)
73 (-23) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 107 57 5.8M 6.6M Haaland (26) 10/12
74 (+13) TS36 Thomas Sutton 104 69 6.2M 4.3M Haaland (26) 10/12
75 (-15) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🤡 104 56 6.3M 6.9M Enciso (10) 11/12 1 (-18)
76 (+1) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 104 63 6.3M 5.6M Isak (16) 10/12 1 (2)
77 (-28) dan Daniel Jarred 102 51 6.4M 7.7M Haaland (26) 8/12
78 (+12) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 102 74 6.5M 3.5M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (4)
79 (+10) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 101 72 6.6M 3.9M Mbeumo (22) 10/12 1 (0)
80 (-15) CRAB Richard Holland 100 53 6.7M 7.4M Haaland (26) 10/12
81 (-12) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 🧑‍🔬 100 55 6.7M 7.1M Cunha (18) 9/12 1 (-2)
82 (-4) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 98 57 7.0M 6.8M Haaland (26) 9/12 1 (5)
83 (-17) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 96 49 7.1M 8.0M Haaland (26) 10/12
84 (-3) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 96 58 7.2M 6.6M Haaland (26) 9/12 1 (2)
85 (+3) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 94 60 7.3M 6.1M Haaland (26) 11/12
86 (-25) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 91 43 7.6M 8.9M Saka (0) 10/12 1 (9)
87 (-2) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 89 53 7.9M 7.8M Haaland (26) 8/12 1 (4)
88 (-37) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 🐓 🥊 87 37 8.2M 9.5M McBurnie (2) 10/12 1 (0)
89 (-15) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 81 38 8.4M 8.0M Haaland (26) 9/12 4 (-11) H H H
90 (-6) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 78 41 8.5M 9.0M Szoboszlai (8) 9/12 1 (0)
91 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 65 65 9.0M 5.1M Haaland (26) 10/12
92 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 56 56 9.3M 6.8M Ødegaard (0) 8/12
🥚 Min Woo Lee James Cushen 42 42 9.7M 9.2M Haaland (26) 9/12

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