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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW5 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

44 pts

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

6 pts

Planet Thanet
Jamie Boswell

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Schade (C)

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+19 places

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-16 places

Winning it again
Jonathan Pollard

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

221 BPS

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

35 pts

That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

80.9'

Frisbee Focus
Jonah Varney

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟨

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

54

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

12

Neville wears Prada
Simon Owen

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+20 pts

That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-6 pts

CigSmokers86
Ed Lees

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.6%
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 5.3%
3rd Kit Icon Gibbs-White 3.2% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Palmer 3.2% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Isak 3.2%

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 34.0% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 18.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 14.9% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Trafford 7.4%
5th Kit Icon Pickford 5.3% 8pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 69.1% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Konsa 30.9% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Gvardiol 27.7%
4th Kit Icon De Cuyper 25.5% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Gabriel 17.0% 1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 47.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 41.5%
3rd Kit Icon Szoboszlai 34.0%
4th Kit Icon Groß 33.0% 14pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 28.7% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.4%
2nd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 29.8%
3rd Kit Icon Wissa 17.0% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 13.8%
5th Kit Icon Brobbey 8.5%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 221%
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 152% 1.0pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 85% 1.8pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 76%
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 71% 1.8pts
6thKit Icon LIV Attack 65%
7thKit Icon MCI Defence 56%
8thKit Icon BHA Defence 44% 6.1pts
9thKit Icon BHA Attack 38% 12.2pts
10thKit Icon LEE Attack 34%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Schade (C) +17.3pts Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw 		18pts : 90 mins 2 Assists Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Hall +11.7pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		13pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Thomas +9.0pts Wine-fried Zaha
Helen Bamford 		9pts : 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Barnes +8.9pts French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French 		9pts : 90 mins 2 Assists 1 Bonus
Kit Icon Vuskovic +7.9pts dan
Daniel Jarred 		8pts : 90 mins Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Rogers in GW5

Chelsea: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW5

Nott'm Forest: Lost 0-1 at home to Coventry City.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins

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Bogle in GW5

Leeds: Home to Crystal Palace.

Bogle: Upcoming fixture.

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Mykolenko in GW5

Everton: Won 1-0 at home to Ipswich Town.

Mykolenko: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Calvert-Lewin in GW5

Leeds: Home to Crystal Palace.

Calvert-Lewin: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10
Kit Icon Rogers 9 5.8 2BOU (6.3) eve (5.1) TOT (6.1) MUN (6.5) sun (5.8)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 9 5.6 2cry (7.7) ARS (6.6) ips (8.3) bre (6.1) MCI (5.7)
Kit Icon Bogle 7 7.4 -ars (5.2) MUN (5.2) sun (5.2) bou (5.2) TOT (5.6)
Kit Icon Mykolenko 6 5.4 5hul (4.6) CHE (4.6) ars (4.7) new (4.6) COV (8.3)
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 5 4.0 -ars (5.0) MUN (5.5) sun (5.0) bou (5.4) TOT (5.1)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW5

Chelsea: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

João Pedro: Did not play.

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B.Fernandes in GW5

Man Utd: Away to Fulham.

B.Fernandes: Upcoming fixture.

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Elanga in GW5

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Hull City.

Elanga: Did not play.

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Shaw in GW5

Man Utd: Away to Fulham.

Shaw: Upcoming fixture.

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Szoboszlai in GW5

Liverpool: Away to Bournemouth.

Szoboszlai: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10
Kit Icon João Pedro ⚠️ 7 6.6 xBOU (5.8) eve (5.3) TOT (6.4) MUN (7.0) sun (6.1)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 7 5.8 -TOT (7.7) lee (6.8) BOU (8.0) che (9.7) AVL (8.2)
Kit Icon Elanga 6 3.6 xcov (0.0) AVL (3.3) cry (3.3) EVE (3.0) ful (3.2)
Kit Icon Shaw ⚠️ 5 1.4 -TOT (3.5) lee (4.3) BOU (4.5) che (4.7) AVL (4.9)
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 5 3.6 -MCI (4.8) bre (5.1) BHA (5.2) ARS (5.4) cry (6.1)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW5 Score
WC Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 37
TC Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 34
FH Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 31
FH Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 28
WC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 23
WC That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 22
WC IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 14

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW5) Rank (GW5) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 373 34 22k 2.0M TC Haaland (0) 8/13 1 (5)
2 (+4) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 364 40 109k 2.2M Haaland (0) 10/12
3 (-1) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 357 20 93k 6.0M Haaland (0) 6/12
4 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 356 28 64k 1.8M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (0)
5 Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 355 31 69k 1.1M Haaland (0) 6/12
6 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 354 29 245k 6.0M Haaland (0) 5/12
7 (+1) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 353 37 111k 741k Haaland (0) 6/12
8 (+3) The H-Team Horatio Turner 👑 ⚽️ 352 44 276k 1.3M Haaland (0) 9/12
9 Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 339 23 278k 3.4M Haaland (0) 7/12
10 (+9) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 338 35 257k 549k Haaland (0) 9/12
11 (+1) Scooby snaka Iain L 337 29 330k 1.8M Haaland (0) 7/12 1 (2)
12 (-5) UTT Aidan Fleming 336 16 330k 5.8M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (0)
13 (+5) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 333 28 901k 6.7M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12
14 (-1) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 331 23 445k 3.0M Haaland (0) 7/12 WC 13 (6)
15 (+1) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 331 24 467k 3.0M Haaland (0) 9/12
16 (-6) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 330 20 992k 9.6M Haaland (0) 5/12
17 (+9) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 329 37 526k 549k Haaland (0) 8/12 WC 6 (12)
18 (-1) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 327 21 607k 4.3M Haaland (0) 8/12 1 (8)
19 (+4) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 326 30 583k 712k Gibbs-White (4) 8/12 2 (-2) H
20 Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 324 26 924k 4.3M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (0)
21 (+1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 323 26 730k 2.4M Haaland (0) 7/12
22 (+3) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 322 FH 28 732k 1.7M Haaland (0) 5/12 17 (10)
23 (-9) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 322 14 742k 6.4M Haaland (0) 7/12 WC 9 (-2)
24 EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 321 29 1.0M 2.7M Haaland (0) 6/12
25 (-10) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 321 13 1.1M 9.2M Haaland (0) 6/12
26 (+16) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 🦴 319 42 1.1M 232k Palmer (4) 8/12 2 (0) H
27 (+2) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 317 26 1.2M 4.4M Haaland (0) 6/12 2 (2)
28 (+11) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 316 35 1.1M 860k Haaland (0) 8/12
29 (+1) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 313 24 1.1M 2.9M Haaland (0) 9/12 2 (3)
30 (-2) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 313 22 1.2M 4.1M Haaland (0) 6/12
31 (-10) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 313 15 1.2M 6.7M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12
32 Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 313 27 1.3M 2.9M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (0)
33 (-2) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 310 23 1.3M 3.2M Haaland (0) 7/12 1 (0)
34 (+1) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 309 24 1.4M 2.9M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (6)
35 (+8) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 🧑‍🔬 307 30 1.5M 1.4M Schade (18) 8/12 1 (9)
36 That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 🧠 🔮 306 22 1.5M 3.4M Gibbs-White (4) 9/12 WC 14 (20)
37 (-4) FFS FC David French 304 18 1.6M 4.7M Haaland (0) 9/12 1 (-6)
38 (-1) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 304 20 2.2M 7.5M Haaland (0) 8/12 2 (4)
39 (+1) Cheese FC Edward Capper 303 23 1.6M 2.7M Haaland (0) 4/12 💀
40 (+11) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 303 FH 31 1.7M 1.1M Haaland (0) 7/12 6 (18)
41 Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 301 21 1.9M 3.9M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (0)
42 (-15) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 299 7 2.0M 9.5M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (1)
43 (-9) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 299 13 2.1M 7.4M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (0)
44 (+4) Slimane Shady Ryan B 297 23 2.2M 3.5M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (1)
45 (-7) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 296 14 2.2M 6.4M Haaland (0) 5/12
46 (-2) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 295 18 2.5M 6.0M Haaland (0) 5/12
47 (+14) dan Daniel Jarred 294 37 3.0M 845k Haaland (0) 7/12 3 (19) H
48 (+5) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 293 23 2.5M 3.4M Haaland (0) 7/12
49 (+7) Doesn't Mattsson James White 291 28 2.6M 1.7M Haaland (0) 7/12
50 (+2) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 289 18 2.7M 5.0M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (0)
51 (-6) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 288 11 2.8M 7.5M Isak (0) 3/12
52 (-6) Wizard Max Allars 288 11 2.8M 7.5M Haaland (0) 7/12
53 (-6) Take my breath (a) James Carr 288 11 2.9M 8.0M Haaland (0) 5/12 💀
54 (+3) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 288 26 3.1M 3.0M Ødegaard (4) 6/12
55 (-5) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 🤡 281 8 3.4M 9.1M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (-6)
56 (-7) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 281 7 3.5M 9.9M Haaland (0) 5/12 2 (3)
57 (+3) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 281 37 3.8M 285k Haaland (0) 9/12 4 (3) H H
58 (+4) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 279 22 3.7M 3.7M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12 💀
59 (-1) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 278 16 3.6M 5.2M Haaland (0) 8/12
60 (-6) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 277 8 3.8M 8.8M Haaland (0) 5/12
61 (+3) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 277 25 3.9M 3.0M Raya (2) 7/12
62 (-7) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 272 8 4.2M 8.8M Haaland (0) 5/12
63 (-4) Change Name Harvey Skelton 270 9 4.8M 8.8M Haaland (0) 5/12 3 (2) H
64 (-1) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 268 14 4.9M 7.5M Haaland (0) 7/12
65 (+1) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 267 17 4.7M 5.6M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12
66 (+2) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 266 17 4.8M 5.2M Havertz (4) 7/12
67 (+12) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 265 35 6.1M 4.0M Haaland (0) 7/12 2 (1)
68 (+2) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 264 20 5.0M 4.3M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (0)
69 CRAB Richard Holland 263 14 5.0M 6.6M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (6)
70 (-5) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 261 9 5.3M 9.1M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (6)
71 (-4) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 259 21 5.3M 3.5M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (0)
72 (+4) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 258 23 5.5M 3.2M Haaland (0) 5/12 1 (14)
73 (-2) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 257 14 6.4M 10.3M Haaland (0) 6/12
74 (+7) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 255 26 6.0M 3.2M Rogers (4) 7/12 1 (0)
75 (-2) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 253 14 5.9M 6.6M Gibbs-White (4) 7/12 1 (1)
76 (-2) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 252 13 6.0M 7.0M Palmer (4) 9/12 1 (1)
77 (-5) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 252 10 6.0M 8.2M Saka (4) 5/12 1 (-4)
78 Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 251 20 6.1M 4.1M Haaland (0) 3/12
79 (-4) TS36 Thomas Sutton 249 10 6.4M 8.8M Haaland (0) 4/12
80 (+7) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 248 27 6.4M 2.3M B.Fernandes (0) 6/12 1 (8)
81 (+3) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🥊 246 23 6.5M 3.6M Isak (0) 6/12 2 (0)
82 (+8) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 244 29 7.1M 3.3M Haaland (0) 9/12 3 (9)
83 MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 242 18 7.4M 8.8M Haaland (0) 6/12 💀
84 (+4) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 241 20 6.9M 4.4M Haaland (0) 5/12 2 (6)
85 (-8) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 241 7 6.9M 7.9M Haaland (0) 5/12 2 (-4) H
86 (-6) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 🐓 236 6 7.2M 9.6M Isak (0) 5/12
87 (+2) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 234 13 7.4M 7.1M Palmer (4) 6/12
88 (-6) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 233 11 7.9M 9.9M Haaland (0) 6/12 2 (5) H
89 (-3) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 232 10 7.5M 8.6M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (-1)
90 (-5) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 231 8 7.5M 8.8M Haaland (0) 5/12
91 His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 217 16 8.3M 5.8M Haaland (0) 7/12 1 (2)
92 (+1) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 214 23 8.4M 3.2M Mbeumo (0) 6/12 1 (-2)
93 (-1) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 207 15 8.8M 7.0M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (0)
🥚 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 177 14 9.5M 6.4M Rogers (4) 6/12

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