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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW28 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

93 pts

Hakuna Mateta
Dan Jones

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

34 pts

McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

7×⚽️

Hakuna Mateta
Dan Jones

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

J.Gomes

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+13 places

ABCDE FC
Ben Pelling

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-13 places

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

351 BPS

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

19 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

88.6'

Can't Get Any Wirtz
Joe Orr

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

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Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

101

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

32

Dani Calafiornia
Alex Bamford

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+19 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 25.5% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 13.2% 15pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 9.4% 8pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 7.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Rice 4.7% 5pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 30.2% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 15.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 12.3% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Dúbravka 10.4% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Sánchez 8.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 57.5% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 46.2% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 34.0% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Virgil 30.2% 7pts
5th Kit Icon Hill 19.8% 2pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 60.4% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 51.9% 13pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 49.1% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Rogers 49.1% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Wilson 33.0% 12pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon João Pedro 50.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 41.5% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 31.1% 15pts
4th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 17.9% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 9.4% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon ARS Defence 139% 7.2pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 120% 6.5pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 96% 1.5pts
4thKit Icon ARS Attack 80% 3.5pts
5thKit Icon LIV Attack 80% 7.4pts
6thKit Icon MCI Attack 79% 6.2pts
7thKit Icon MCI Defence 69% 6.2pts
8thKit Icon AVL Attack 64% 1.8pts
9thKit Icon BRE Attack 58% 5.4pts
10thKit Icon BOU Defence 47% 3.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon J.Gomes +14.0pts ddd
Maciek Kalka 		14pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Cunha (C) +9.8pts Titus Shambles
Harry Everett 		10pts : 90 mins Assist
Kit Icon Saliba +9.1pts Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks 		10pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Gibbs-White +9.0pts Winning it
Jonathan Pollard 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Šeško +8.0pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		8pts : 74 mins Goal 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Virgil in GW28

Liverpool: Won 5-2 at home to West Ham.

Virgil: 90 mins Goal 2 Goals Conceded

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O'Reilly in GW28

Man City: Won 0-1 away to Leeds.

O'Reilly: 69 mins Clean Sheet

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Hill in GW28

Bournemouth: Drew 1-1 at home to Sunderland.

Hill: 90 mins

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O.Dango in GW28

Brentford: Won 3-4 away to Burnley.

O.Dango: 71 mins Assist

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Szoboszlai in GW28

Liverpool: Won 5-2 at home to West Ham.

Szoboszlai: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card

Player #Trans. Form GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33
Kit Icon Virgil 12 8.8 7wol (6.6) TOT (6.0) bha (5.9) FUL (6.0) eve (6.0)
Kit Icon O'Reilly ⚠️ 9 7.8 6NFO (5.1) whu (5.6) - (0.0) che (4.9) ARS (4.4)
Kit Icon Hill 9 6.0 2BRE (5.2) bur (5.9) MUN (5.3) ars (4.7) new (5.1)
Kit Icon O.Dango 8 5.6 5bou (4.6) WOL (5.3) lee (5.0) EVE (4.6) FUL (4.7)
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 6 3.8 4wol (5.7) TOT (5.4) bha (5.1) FUL (5.1) eve (5.1)

Transferred Out:

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Enzo in GW28

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Arsenal.

Enzo: 85 mins Yellow Card

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Chalobah in GW28

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Arsenal.

Chalobah: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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J.Timber in GW28

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Chelsea.

J.Timber: 90 mins Goal

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João Pedro in GW28

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Arsenal.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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Wirtz in GW28

Liverpool: Won 5-2 at home to West Ham.

Wirtz: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33
Kit Icon Enzo 19 1.8 1avl (5.1) NEW (5.3) eve (5.2) MCI (4.9) MUN (5.4)
Kit Icon Chalobah 9 2.5 1avl (5.1) NEW (5.1) eve (5.2) MCI (4.8) MUN (5.2)
Kit Icon J.Timber 5 4.0 8bha (5.9) EVE (6.3) - (0.0) BOU (6.5) mci (5.2)
Kit Icon João Pedro 4 6.8 2avl (5.5) NEW (5.8) eve (5.6) MCI (5.2) MUN (5.8)
Kit Icon Wirtz ⚠️ 4 1.2 xwol (2.6) TOT (5.2) bha (5.0) FUL (5.0) eve (5.0)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW28 Score
BB chumpians Iain L 78
WC itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 77

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW28) Rank (GW28) Captain Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,748 75 3389 1.5M B.Fernandes (26) 1 (-1)
2 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,734 89 7203 181k B.Fernandes (26) 1 (11)
3 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,729 85 9276 401k B.Fernandes (26) 3 (6)
4 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,707 63 25k 3.9M B.Fernandes (26) 1 (6)
5 (-3) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,704 63 29k 4.0M Rice (10) 2 (2)
6 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,691 85 50k 374k Ekitiké (30) 1 (-7)
7 (+1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,689 89 54k 167k Ekitiké (30)
8 (-1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,684 76 65k 1.3M Ekitiké (30) 2 (16)
9 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 👑 ⚽️ 1,673 93 97k 78k B.Fernandes (26) 2 (12)
10 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,665 79 126k 852k B.Fernandes (26)
11 Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,631 58 342k 5.1M Palmer (2)
12 (+3) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,631 82 346k 617k B.Fernandes (26) 2 (6)
13 (-1) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,631 86 348k 315k B.Fernandes (26) 1 (11)
14 Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,627 66 379k 3.2M Thiago (12) 2 (15)
15 (+1) chumpians Iain L 1,627 BB 78 382k 1.1M B.Fernandes (26) 2 (3)
16 (-3) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,621 59 441k 4.8M Thiago (12)
17 CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,619 78 464k 1.0M B.Fernandes (26) 1 (7)
18 (+2) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,616 88 493k 238k Semenyo (16) 3 (12)
19 (-1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,612 74 540k 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 1 (5)
20 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 🦴 1,607 90 603k 136k Ekitiké (30)
21 (-2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,599 63 712k 3.8M Gabriel (18)
22 (+10) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,581 85 1.0M 374k B.Fernandes (26) 1 (3)
23 (+3) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,580 72 1.0M 1.9M Wilson (24)
24 (+7) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,579 77 1.0M 1.2M Semenyo (16) 2 (17)
25 (+14) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,569 86 1.2M 339k B.Fernandes (26) 3 (5)
26 (-5) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,566 48 1.3M 7.8M João Pedro (4)
27 Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,565 59 1.3M 4.8M João Pedro (4)
28 (+2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,565 70 1.3M 1.7M Semenyo (16) 4 (3) H
29 (-1) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,564 67 1.3M 3.0M Watkins (4) 1 (7)
30 (-7) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,563 64 1.4M 3.5M Wilson (24)
31 (+3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,563 76 1.4M 1.4M B.Fernandes (26) 3 (8)
32 (+3) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,560 65 1.4M 3.4M Raya (6) 1 (6)
33 (-11) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,558 42 1.5M 9.6M Rogers (4) 1 (-2)
34 (+13) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,558 92 1.5M 95k B.Fernandes (26) 1 (0)
35 (-6) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,553 60 1.6M 4.7M Thiago (12) 1 (6)
36 (-3) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 🧠 🤡 1,552 75 1.6M 1.5M B.Fernandes (26) 2 (-11)
37 Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,550 57 1.7M 5.3M Rice (10)
38 (-2) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,547 65 1.7M 3.3M Ekitiké (30)
39 (-1) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,546 57 1.7M 5.3M Rice (10)
40 (-15) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,546 46 1.8M 5.3M M.Salah (4) 4 (-2) H H H
41 (+3) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,542 62 1.9M 4.2M Rogers (4) 1 (-4)
42 (-1) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,539 55 1.9M 6.1M Mbeumo (4) 2 (5)
43 (-3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,534 68 2.1M 2.0M B.Fernandes (26) 2 (0) H
44 (-1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,528 63 2.2M 4.0M Semenyo (16) 2 (2)
45 (+3) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,527 65 2.2M 3.3M Ekitiké (30) 💀
46 (-1) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,527 53 2.2M 6.4M Rice (10)
47 (-1) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,525 48 2.3M 7.8M Havertz (2)
48 (+12) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,518 85 2.5M 348k B.Fernandes (26)
49 Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,518 66 2.5M 3.3M Gyökeres (4) 5 (-1)
50 (+6) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,517 74 2.5M 1.5M B.Fernandes (26)
51 (+2) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,508 60 2.8M 4.7M Mbeumo (4) 1 (1)
52 (+5) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,507 67 2.8M 2.8M Semenyo (16)
53 (+2) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,503 62 2.9M 4.0M João Pedro (4)
54 (-3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,503 53 2.9M 6.4M B.Fernandes (26)
55 (-5) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,500 47 3.0M 8.1M Palmer (2)
56 (+7) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,488 75 3.4M 1.4M Wilson (24)
57 (+4) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,487 62 3.4M 4.0M Thiago (12)
58 (+9) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,483 74 3.5M 1.6M Ekitiké (30) 1 (-1)
59 (-5) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 🐓 1,480 34 3.6M 11.2M João Pedro (4) 1 (3)
60 (+6) ddd Maciek Kalka 🧑‍🔬 1,477 71 3.7M 2.0M Gabriel (18)
61 (-3) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,469 37 4.0M 10.5M Mbeumo (4) 💀
62 (+6) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,465 58 4.1M 5.3M Ekitiké (30) 3 (15)
63 (+2) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,462 51 4.2M 7.2M Cunha (10) 1 (-2)
64 (+5) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,460 58 4.2M 5.1M Saka (4) 💀
65 (-3) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,460 37 4.2M 10.5M Rogers (4)
66 (+4) Wizard Max Allars 1,460 54 4.3M 6.1M Semenyo (16)
67 (+8) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,458 64 4.3M 3.5M B.Fernandes (26) 💀
68 (+10) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,458 76 4.3M 1.3M Ekitiké (30) 1 (2)
69 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,449 49 4.6M 7.5M B.Fernandes (26) 💀
70 (+4) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,449 58 4.6M 5.3M Mbeumo (4) 3 (7)
71 (-12) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,448 60 4.6M 3.7M João Pedro (4) 2 (3) H
72 (-1) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,447 41 4.7M 9.8M Thiago (12) 2 (7)
73 (+3) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,444 52 4.7M 6.7M B.Fernandes (26) 💀
74 (-2) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,442 44 4.8M 9.1M Rogers (4) 1 (4)
75 (+7) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,440 62 4.9M 4.0M J.Timber (16) 💀
76 (+3) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,439 65 4.9M 3.3M B.Fernandes (26)
77 (+8) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,438 76 4.9M 1.2M Ekitiké (30)
78 (-36) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🔮 1,438 66 4.9M 3.3M Rice (10) 3 (19)
79 (+4) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,436 59 5.0M 4.8M Wirtz (0)
80 (-3) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,436 65 5.0M 3.4M Semenyo (16) 1 (-1)
81 (+6) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,435 78 5.0M 967k Ekitiké (30)
82 (-2) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,434 68 5.1M 2.6M Semenyo (16)
83 (-10) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,433 36 5.1M 10.7M João Pedro (4) 💀
84 A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,433 66 5.1M 3.3M B.Fernandes (26) 3 (0)
85 (+1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,427 74 5.3M 1.5M B.Fernandes (26)
86 (-5) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,424 65 5.4M 3.4M J.Timber (16) 1 (8)
87 (+8) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,420 85 5.5M 408k Ekitiké (30) 4 (6)
88 (-36) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,395 77 6.2M 1.1M Semenyo (16) WC 5 (7)
89 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,389 37 6.4M 10.5M Watkins (4) 💀
90 (+7) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,388 67 6.4M 2.8M Guéhi (12) 💀
91 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,388 53 6.4M 6.4M B.Fernandes (26) 💀
92 (+4) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 🥊 1,387 63 6.4M 3.8M Ekitiké (30)
93 Jurásek Park James White 1,386 49 6.4M 7.5M Semenyo (16) 💀
94 (-6) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,386 38 6.4M 10.3M Saka (4) 💀
95 (-6) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,384 31 6.5M 11.6M M.Salah (4) 💀
96 (+2) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,381 68 6.6M 2.6M Ekitiké (30)
97 (-3) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,370 30 6.9M 11.7M Neto (-2) 💀
98 (+2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,366 56 7.0M 5.6M João Pedro (4) 💀
99 (+2) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,366 57 7.0M 5.5M Gyökeres (4) 1 (12)
100 (-8) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,362 39 7.1M 10.1M Caicedo (8) 💀
101 (+2) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,335 47 7.7M 8.1M M.Salah (4)
102 (-3) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,323 36 8.0M 10.9M João Pedro (4) 1 (4)
103 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,315 33 8.2M 11.3M Gyökeres (4) 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,242 23 9.5M 12.4M M.Salah (4) 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,146 36 10.8M 10.7M M.Salah (4) 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,111 59 11.1M 4.8M Raya (6) 💀

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