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👑 King

Best GW

77 pts

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

7 pts

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Isak (C)

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+11 places

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-7 places

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

260 BPS

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

Stach My Ants On
Reece Smith

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.0'

Flo, Mo & Bros
Luke Scamp

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

83

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

14

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+45 pts

Titus Shambles
Harry Everett

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-3 pts

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 38.7% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 20.8%
3rd Kit Icon M.Salah 7.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Watkins 5.7% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 3.8% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 38.7% 10pts
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 12.3% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 11.3% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Sánchez 5.7%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 60.4% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 50.0% 4pts
3rd Kit Icon Pedro Porro 22.6% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Mukiele 17.0% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Tarkowski 16.0% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 68.9% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Wilson 31.1% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 31.1% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gibbs-White 26.4% 13pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Thiago 43.4% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Watkins 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Bowen 34.9% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Haaland 34.9%
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 17.0%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MUN Attack 145% 0.8pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 118% 8.0pts
3rdKit Icon AVL Attack 88% 1.8pts
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 81% 2.0pts
5thKit Icon MCI Attack 81%
6thKit Icon LIV Defence 58% 3.7pts
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 54% 1.9pts
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 49% 1.0pts
9thKit Icon NFO Attack 44% 11.6pts
10thKit Icon SUN Defence 42% 0.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Isak (C) +15.8pts Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie 		16pts : 78 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Igor Jesus +13.3pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		14pts : 66 mins Goal 2 Assists Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Mac Allister +13.0pts HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian 		13pts : 90 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Andersen +10.3pts Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Anderson +8.4pts klopp till you drop
Adam French 		9pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Watkins in GW34

Aston Villa: Lost 1-0 away to Fulham.

Watkins: 79 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW34

Nott'm Forest: Won 0-5 away to Sunderland.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Bowen in GW34

West Ham: Won 2-1 at home to Everton.

Bowen: 90 mins 2 Assists 2 Bonus

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Virgil in GW34

Liverpool: Won 3-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Virgil: 90 mins

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Pedro Porro in GW34

Spurs: Won 0-1 away to Wolves.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins Yellow Card 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Watkins 41 6.7 2TOT (5.4) bur (6.0) LIV (4.8) mci (4.5)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 31 11.7 13che (5.8) NEW (5.7) mun (5.7) BOU (5.3)
Kit Icon Bowen 28 8.7 10bre (5.9) ARS (5.2) new (6.0) LEE (6.3)
Kit Icon Virgil 22 7.0 4mun (6.0) CHE (5.9) avl (5.9) BRE (5.9)
Kit Icon Pedro Porro 21 6.7 9avl (4.7) LEE (4.9) - (0.0) EVE (4.9)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW34

No fixture.

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Semenyo in GW34

No fixture.

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Haaland in GW34

No fixture.

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Hill in GW34

No fixture.

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Senesi in GW34

No fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon João Pedro 33 0.7 -NFO (5.7) liv (5.6) - (0.0) sun (5.8)
Kit Icon Semenyo 32 2.3 -eve (5.7) BRE (5.6) - (0.0) AVL (5.7)
Kit Icon Haaland 27 5.0 -eve (5.9) BRE (5.9) - (0.0) AVL (6.0)
Kit Icon Hill 19 2.7 -CRY (5.4) ful (5.7) - (0.0) nfo (5.5)
Kit Icon Senesi 19 3.3 -CRY (5.3) ful (5.4) - (0.0) nfo (5.3)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW34 Score
FH Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 77
FH Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 73
FH Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 70
FH Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 69
FH Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 63
FH You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 63
FH The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 61
FH Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 61
FH Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 60
FH Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 59
FH Fidler utd Jack Fidler 59
WC Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 56
FH French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 53
WC Titus Shambles Harry Everett 53
WC Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 52
FH Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 51
FH KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 51
FH Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 51
FH Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 50
FH Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 49
WC HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 49
FH Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 47
FH Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 47
WC Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 47
FH It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 45
WC SaughallXI Curtis French 44
FH itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 43
FH Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 40
WC McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 39
WC klopp till you drop Adam French 39
FH Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 38
WC Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 36
WC isak at this Ludo Mccormick 35
TC Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 34
WC A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 33
FH chumpians Iain L 32
WC Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 30
FH Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 20

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW34) Rank (GW34) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 2,155 FH 61 4238 561k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 40 (77)
2 (-1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,152 FH 40 3670 2.3M B.Fernandes (2) 11/12 35 (25)
3 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 2,125 FH 51 11k 900k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 20 (53)
4 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,123 FH 51 13k 1.0M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 14 (43)
5 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,121 72 14k 37k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 3 (25)
6 (+1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 👑 🦴 2,095 FH 77 33k 6511 Bowen (20) 12/12 12 (63)
7 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,083 FH 61 50k 252k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 26 (70)
8 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 2,080 56 65k 1.0M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 WC 4 (10)
9 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 2,074 FH 51 64k 900k M.Salah (2) 12/12 18 (54)
10 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,068 FH 47 78k 1.5M B.Fernandes (2) 11/12 15 (30)
11 (+2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 2,037 FH 63 167k 209k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 15 (71)
12 (-1) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 2,028 56 215k 709k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12
13 (-1) chumpians Iain L 2,019 FH 32 245k 4.4M M.Salah (2) 12/12 11 (29)
14 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 2,003 FH 45 331k 1.7M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 17 (53)
15 (+1) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 2,000 52 384k 1.1M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 2 (7) H
16 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,996 48 380k 1.6M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 4 (34)
17 (+2) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,982 FH 47 475k 1.5M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 11 (1)
18 (-1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 🤡 1,974 33 541k 2.5M B.Fernandes (2) 11/11 3 (-3) H H
19 (+6) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,972 FH 59 546k 337k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 11 (28)
20 (-5) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,972 18 561k 10.0M Haaland (0) 8/8
21 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,968 29 678k 9.2M B.Fernandes (2) 9/9 💀
22 (+5) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,965 FH 63 609k 170k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 13 (56)
23 Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,960 39 660k 2.8M B.Fernandes (2) 10/10 1 (2)
24 (+2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,959 48 678k 1.6M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 3 (16)
25 (-4) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,958 32 701k 5.0M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12
26 (-4) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 🧑‍🔬 1,955 FH 50 692k 900k Isak (16) 11/12 15 (59)
27 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,950 FH 59 739k 295k M.Salah (2) 12/12 18 (61)
28 (+8) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton ⚽️ 1,938 FH 69 875k 49k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 12 (55)
29 Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,936 39 887k 2.5M Solanke (2) 12/12 2 (3)
30 (-2) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,934 40 950k 2.1M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 3 (9) H
31 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,923 47 1.3M 4.7M Palmer (0) 9/9
32 (-1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,920 33 1.1M 3.8M Szoboszlai (2) 10/11 1 (2)
33 (-9) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,910 FH 53 1.2M 633k Mavropanos (8) 12/12 38 (68)
34 Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,904 34 1.3M 3.3M Watkins (4) 12/12 3 (11) H
35 (+2) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,893 49 1.5M 1.1M Szoboszlai (2) 10/11 1 (13)
36 (-4) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,887 FH 38 1.6M 3.8M M.Salah (2) 12/12 28 (6)
37 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,885 27 1.8M 10.3M Haaland (0) 8/8
38 (+10) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,882 FH 60 1.7M 709k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 5 (26)
39 (+3) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,879 47 1.7M 1.3M Rice (4) 12/12 WC 5 (22)
40 (+4) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,877 39 1.7M 2.8M B.Fernandes (2) 10/10 1 (10)
41 (-3) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 🧠 1,874 FH 20 1.8M 8.8M Watkins (4) 12/12 10 (15)
42 (+8) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,871 FH 49 1.8M 1.2M B.Fernandes (2) 11/12 11 (33)
43 (-4) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,870 33 1.8M 2.9M Watkins (4) 10/10 2 (11) H
44 (-3) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,867 25 2.1M 11.6M Haaland (0) 7/7
45 (+2) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,866 39 1.9M 2.0M B.Fernandes (2) 7/7 2 (19) H
46 (+6) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,855 38 2.2M 4.1M B.Fernandes (2) 11/11 3 (10)
47 (+4) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,853 37 2.1M 3.1M Havertz (8) 12/12 4 (13)
48 (-2) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,851 26 2.2M 7.6M Haaland (0) 10/10
49 (-4) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,845 28 2.4M 6.8M B.Fernandes (2) 9/11
50 (-1) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,837 FH 73 2.5M 25k B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 7 (39)
51 (+8) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,834 49 2.5M 1.1M Havertz (8) 12/12 WC 6 (23)
52 (+5) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,831 39 2.5M 2.3M Xavi (6) 12/12 WC 7 (12)
53 (+1) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,831 22 2.5M 8.0M B.Fernandes (2) 7/7 1 (2)
54 (-1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,822 16 2.7M 10.3M B.Fernandes (2) 7/7
55 (+6) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,820 52 2.7M 633k Watkins (4) 12/12 WC 11 (41)
56 Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,819 24 2.8M 6.4M Haaland (0) 6/8 💀
57 (-2) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,817 19 3.0M 12.2M Haaland (0) 8/8
58 Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,814 27 2.9M 6.8M B.Fernandes (2) 10/10 💀
59 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 🥊 1,807 44 3.1M 2.0M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 WC 8 (32)
60 (+14) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 🔮 1,789 53 3.4M 633k Cunha (0) 10/12 WC 7 (45)
61 (+2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,789 27 3.4M 6.0M Gabriel (16) 10/10
62 (+10) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,785 48 3.8M 3.3M Haaland (0) 9/9 💀
63 (+1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,781 41 3.6M 1.2M B.Fernandes (2) 11/11 3 (2) H H
64 (+2) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,781 35 3.6M 3.8M Szoboszlai (2) 12/12 WC 11 (19)
65 (-5) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 🐓 1,779 7 3.6M 9.6M Cherki (0) 6/8 4 (5) H H H
66 (+1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,779 34 3.7M 4.6M TC B.Fernandes (3) 11/13 2 (19)
67 (-2) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,775 28 3.7M 4.6M B.Fernandes (2) 9/12 2 (11) H
68 (+3) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,772 37 3.7M 2.7M Virgil (8) 11/12 💀
69 A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,770 33 3.8M 3.6M Watkins (4) 10/11 WC 4 (15)
70 (-30) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,766 FH 43 3.9M 1.9M Xavi (6) 12/12 10 (39)
71 (+2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,765 28 3.9M 5.3M Palmer (0) 6/6 💀
72 (+4) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,760 38 4.1M 3.1M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 1 (2)
73 (-5) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,757 18 4.2M 11.6M Haaland (0) 6/6 💀
74 (-31) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,756 36 4.1M 3.3M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 WC 8 (34)
75 I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,746 14 4.4M 11.8M Rogers (4) 9/9
76 (-6) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,745 5 4.3M 12.5M Haaland (0) 4/7 💀
77 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 1,742 26 4.4M 6.4M Haaland (0) 6/6 💀
78 (-1) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,725 16 5.0M 12.2M Haaland (0) 8/9
79 Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,722 30 4.9M 4.7M Rice (4) 12/12 WC 10 (21)
80 (+6) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,721 38 4.9M 2.3M B.Fernandes (2) 9/9 3 (13) H
81 (+1) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,721 24 5.1M 10.7M Haaland (0) 6/6 💀
82 (-2) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,720 23 5.0M 8.4M Haaland (0) 7/7 💀
83 (-2) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,719 22 4.9M 7.2M Haaland (0) 4/6 💀
84 (+1) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,718 30 4.9M 4.6M E.Le Fée (4) 10/11 2 (7)
85 (-1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,709 21 5.3M 10.3M Haaland (0) 4/5 💀
86 (+2) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,707 31 5.2M 4.7M Haaland (0) 7/7 💀
87 (-4) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,705 12 5.3M 12.0M Haaland (0) 6/7 💀
88 (-1) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,696 19 5.5M 8.8M Welbeck (0) 9/9
89 Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,689 26 5.9M 11.3M Watkins (4) 10/10 💀
90 (+1) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,686 39 5.7M 2.3M Szoboszlai (2) 11/12 WC 7 (25)
91 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,680 31 5.9M 5.7M M.Salah (2) 9/9 💀
92 (-2) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,679 22 5.8M 7.2M Grealish (0) 6/9 💀
93 (+2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,664 FH 70 6.1M 25k Gibbs-White (26) 11/12 11 (57)
94 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,651 17 6.4M 9.6M Haaland (0) 5/5 💀
95 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,649 19 6.6M 11.0M Gyökeres (2) 7/8
96 (-3) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,648 16 6.5M 10.3M B.Fernandes (2) 8/9 💀
97 Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,637 26 6.7M 5.3M Guéhi (0) 6/8
98 (+1) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,625 17 7.0M 9.2M Haaland (0) 6/7 💀
99 (+1) Jurásek Park James White 1,612 16 7.3M 10.7M Haaland (0) 6/7 💀
100 (-2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,611 16 7.3M 10.7M Haaland (0) 5/5 💀
101 (+2) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,589 29 7.7M 5.3M M.Salah (2) 8/9 💀
102 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,570 9 8.0M 12.0M Haaland (0) 4/5 💀
103 (-2) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,562 15 8.2M 10.7M Gyökeres (2) 8/8 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,523 46 9.0M 2.9M M.Salah (2) 11/11 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,440 64 10.0M 113k Isak (16) 9/9 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,380 36 10.7M 2.7M M.Salah (2) 10/11 💀

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