🏠 Home 📊 Comparison Tool 📈 Asset Graphs 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 Teams 💎 The RBS Diamond Invitational 🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League 🍝 Super Dinner League

🚽

💎

🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW12 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

62 pts

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

22 pts

Red Nose Reijnders
Greg Houghton

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

Wirtz in Progress
Alex Pawsey

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Eze

'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+11 places

Paqueta Crisps
Jacob Slater

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-10 places

Red Nose Reijnders
Greg Houghton

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

230 BPS

Paqueta Crisps
Jacob Slater

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

Could be Wirtz
Harvey Skelton

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.5'

Paqueta Crisps
Jacob Slater

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

klopp till you drop
Adam French

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

95

Blink 1-Eto'o
James Leaper

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

46

Winning it
Jonathan Pollard

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+23 pts

Could be Wirtz
Harvey Skelton

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-21 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 66.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon M.Salah 11.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Mateta 5.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 5.7% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 3.8% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 30.2% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 12.3% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Henderson 9.4% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 8.5% 10pts
5th Kit Icon Dúbravka 8.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Senesi 50.9% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 45.3% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 40.6% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Virgil 30.2% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Van de Ven 21.7% 0pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Mbeumo 44.3% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Rice 27.4% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Saka 24.5% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Sarr 20.8% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Ndiaye 18.9% 3pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 87.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Mateta 47.2% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 47.2% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Woltemade 32.1% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Thiago 19.8% 4pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 179% 1.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 92% 3.3pts
3rdKit Icon CRY Defence 89% 6.9pts
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 78% 3.4pts
5thKit Icon CRY Attack 76% 1.5pts
6thKit Icon ARS Attack 68% 6.7pts
7thKit Icon LIV Attack 64% 1.4pts
8thKit Icon MUN Attack 62% 1.2pts
9thKit Icon BOU Defence 61% 2.6pts
10thKit Icon CHE Defence 44% 4.6pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Eze +18.3pts 'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips 		20pts : 90 mins 3 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Rogers +14.7pts Palmer Violets
James Carr 		15pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon N.Williams +13.0pts Blink 1-Eto'o
James Leaper 		13pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall +12.9pts Cheese FC
Edward Capper 		13pts : 87 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Lacroix +10.7pts SaughallXI
Curtis French 		11pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

×

Virgil in GW12

Liverpool: Lost 0-3 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Virgil: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

×

Mbeumo in GW12

Man Utd: Lost 0-1 at home to Everton.

Mbeumo: 90 mins Yellow Card

×

Mateta in GW12

Crystal Palace: Won 0-2 away to Wolves.

Mateta: 59 mins

×

O’Reilly in GW12

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

O’Reilly: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

×

J.Timber in GW12

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Spurs.

J.Timber: 90 mins Assist

Player #Trans. Form GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15 GW16 GW17
Kit Icon Virgil 12 3.0 3whu (5.9) SUN (5.8) lee (6.4) BHA (5.5) tot (5.5)
Kit Icon Mbeumo 9 3.3 1cry (5.5) WHU (7.5) wol (8.0) BOU (6.1) avl (6.0)
Kit Icon Mateta 9 4.0 1MUN (5.9) bur (6.7) ful (5.4) MCI (5.0) lee (6.4)
Kit Icon O’Reilly 7 6.7 1LEE (6.6) ful (5.8) SUN (5.5) cry (5.1) WHU (6.1)
Kit Icon J.Timber 7 4.0 5che (6.3) BRE (6.8) avl (6.8) WOL (8.5) eve (7.2)

Transferred Out:

×

Gabriel in GW12

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Spurs.

Gabriel: Did not play.

×

Woltemade in GW12

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Man City.

Woltemade: 84 mins

×

Semenyo in GW12

Bournemouth: Drew 2-2 at home to West Ham.

Semenyo: Did not play.

×

Gyökeres in GW12

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Spurs.

Gyökeres: Did not play.

×

Reijnders in GW12

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Reijnders: 13 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15 GW16 GW17
Kit Icon Gabriel 32 4.3 xche (0.0) BRE (7.6) avl (7.6) WOL (9.1) eve (8.0)
Kit Icon Woltemade 10 2.7 2eve (4.1) TOT (4.3) BUR (4.8) sun (3.8) CHE (4.1)
Kit Icon Semenyo ⚠️ 10 0.7 xsun (4.7) EVE (5.9) CHE (5.8) mun (6.4) BUR (7.3)
Kit Icon Gyökeres ⚠️ 9 2.3 xche (2.6) BRE (4.0) avl (3.7) WOL (4.6) eve (3.8)
Kit Icon Reijnders 8 0.7 1LEE (4.4) ful (3.9) SUN (3.7) cry (3.6) WHU (4.2)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW12 Score
BB Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 52
WC1 Sloppykloppy James Cushen 52
WC1 Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 51
FH Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 49
FH Estève the Best William Pinnington 44
FH Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 30

League Table

League Table:

Is your teams kit the boring default? Design it here

# Team Name Manager Score (GW12) Rank (GW12) Captain Trans.
1 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 👑 784 62 8638 499k Haaland (4) 1 (3)
2 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 764 40 33k 5.5M Haaland (4) 1 (3)
3 Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey ⚽️ 763 56 35k 1.1M Mateta (2) 1 (2)
4 (+2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 751 58 76k 901k Mateta (2) 5 (8)
5 Winning it Jonathan Pollard 745 40 106k 5.5M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
6 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 744 51 112k 2.0M Haaland (4) 2 (8)
7 (-3) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 738 45 159k 3.5M Haaland (4)
8 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 735 43 179k 4.5M Haaland (4) 4 (4)
9 (+4) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 722 48 332k 2.8M Saka (8) 2 (3)
10 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 721 34 351k 7.7M Haaland (4)
11 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 719 44 380k 4.0M Haaland (4) 1 (3)
12 (+2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 717 43 415k 4.1M Saka (8)
13 (-3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 717 35 422k 7.7M Haaland (4) 4 (16)
14 (+2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 704 40 690k 5.6M Haaland (4) 3 (8)
15 (+4) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 704 43 692k 4.1M Haaland (4)
16 (+1) chumpians Iain L 700 38 797k 6.3M Mateta (2) 1 (-1)
17 (+7) Estève the Best William Pinnington 700 FH 44 797k 3.8M Haaland (4) 11 (13)
18 (+4) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 699 41 829k 5.1M João Pedro (2) 1 (-11)
19 (+4) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 698 41 851k 5.2M Haaland (4) 2 (5)
20 (+5) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 696 41 917k 5.1M João Pedro (2) 1 (-2)
21 (-3) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 696 34 917k 8.0M João Pedro (2) 1 (-2)
22 (+7) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 693 51 1.0M 1.3M Haaland (4) 2 (13) H
23 (-8) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 692 27 1.0M 10.6M Haaland (4) 1 (5)
24 (+3) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 688 36 1.2M 6.9M João Pedro (2)
25 (-5) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 687 27 1.2M 10.6M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
26 (-15) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 686 26 1.3M 11.0M Haaland (4) 3 (-2)
27 (-6) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 683 27 1.4M 10.7M Haaland (4) 3 (-2)
28 Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 680 33 1.5M 8.5M Haaland (4) 2 (-1)
29 (-3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 679 38 1.5M 6.3M M.Salah (4) 1 (0)
30 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 677 35 1.6M 7.6M Haaland (4) 1 (5)
31 (+8) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 676 54 1.6M 1.3M Haaland (4)
32 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 676 41 1.6M 5.1M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
33 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 675 42 1.7M 4.8M Haaland (4) 2 (12)
34 (-1) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 672 35 1.8M 7.6M Haaland (4) 2 (4)
35 (+2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 672 45 1.8M 3.6M Haaland (4) 1 (3)
36 (+2) Wizard Max Allars 670 39 1.9M 5.9M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
37 (-6) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 669 31 1.9M 8.9M Haaland (4)
38 (-6) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 667 28 2.0M 10.1M Haaland (4)
39 (+3) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 666 FH 49 2.1M 2.3M Haaland (4) 17 (13)
40 (-4) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 666 38 2.1M 6.1M Mbeumo (2)
41 (+11) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 663 54 2.2M 1.4M Haaland (4) 1 (11)
42 (+16) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 🦴 662 61 2.3M 528k Haaland (4)
43 (+11) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 658 51 2.5M 2.0M Haaland (4) 2 (4)
44 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 657 42 2.5M 4.7M Haaland (4) 1 (8)
45 (+8) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 652 51 2.8M 2.0M Haaland (4) 1 (3)
46 (-3) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 650 30 2.9M 9.3M Mbeumo (2)
47 (+2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 650 38 2.9M 6.1M Haaland (4)
48 (-1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 650 40 2.9M 5.5M Haaland (4) 1 (5)
49 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 646 36 3.1M 7.3M Mbeumo (2) 4 (-1)
50 (-4) ddd Maciek Kalka 645 29 3.1M 10.0M M.Salah (4) 2 (4)
51 (-10) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 645 33 3.1M 8.1M Haaland (4)
52 (+4) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 🧠 🔮 644 51 3.2M 1.9M Haaland (4) WC 9 (23)
53 (-13) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 640 26 3.4M 8.1M Haaland (4) 3 (8) H H
54 (+6) Palmer Violets James Carr 639 42 3.4M 4.7M João Pedro (2) 1 (2)
55 (-10) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 🤡 637 28 3.6M 7.3M Haaland (4) 3 (-21) H H
56 (+10) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 636 51 3.6M 1.3M Haaland (4) 2 (7) H
57 (-9) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 633 28 3.8M 10.3M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
58 (-1) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 632 33 3.8M 8.4M Sarr (6) 1 (-1)
59 Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 631 31 3.9M 9.3M Haaland (4) 2 (-3)
60 (+2) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 629 34 4.0M 7.7M Haaland (4)
61 (+10) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 627 52 4.1M 1.7M Haaland (4)
62 (+2) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 627 36 4.1M 6.9M Haaland (4)
63 (-8) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 627 41 4.1M 5.1M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
64 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 626 43 4.2M 4.3M Haaland (4) 1 (-2)
65 (-2) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 622 FH 30 4.4M 9.3M Haaland (4) 11 (16)
66 (-1) Jurásek Park James White 618 32 4.6M 8.5M Haaland (4)
67 (+8) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 615 55 4.8M 1.3M Haaland (4) 2 (5)
68 (+5) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 614 44 4.8M 3.8M Haaland (4)
69 (-1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 614 35 4.8M 7.3M Mbeumo (2)
70 (+6) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 613 48 4.8M 2.6M M.Salah (4) 💀
71 (+3) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 613 47 4.9M 3.1M Haaland (4) 2 (-16)
72 (-2) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 612 43 4.9M 4.1M Haaland (4)
73 (-4) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 611 28 5.0M 10.1M Haaland (4) 💀
74 (-2) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 610 31 5.0M 9.3M Haaland (4) 3 (8)
75 (+4) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 602 43 5.4M 4.1M M.Salah (4) 💀
76 (+6) klopp till you drop Adam French 🥊 600 46 5.6M 3.3M Haaland (4) 1 (3)
77 (+4) Cheese FC Edward Capper 598 43 5.7M 4.1M Haaland (4)
78 (+8) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 597 BB 52 5.7M 1.8M Haaland (4) 1 (6)
79 (+5) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 593 46 5.9M 3.1M Grealish (6) 💀
80 (+3) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 592 57 6.0M 972k M.Salah (4) 1 (5)
81 (-1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 591 41 6.0M 4.9M Haaland (4)
82 (+5) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 🧑‍🔬 586 54 6.3M 1.3M Mateta (2)
83 (+2) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 580 34 6.6M 8.0M Haaland (4) 2 (0)
84 (-6) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 580 40 6.6M 5.3M João Pedro (2)
85 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 578 39 6.7M 5.7M Haaland (4) 💀
86 (-9) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 577 24 6.8M 10.4M Szoboszlai (4) 3 (1) H
87 (+3) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 574 39 6.9M 5.7M Hall (4) 💀
88 (-38) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 573 37 7.0M 6.7M Guéhi (10) 1 (4)
89 (+9) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 570 52 7.1M 1.7M Haaland (4) WC 11 (-6)
90 (+2) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 569 37 7.1M 6.7M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
91 (+4) SaughallXI Curtis French 566 37 7.3M 6.8M Mateta (2) 2 (12)
92 (-4) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 565 33 7.3M 8.5M Haaland (4) 3 (4)
93 (-2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 563 26 7.4M 10.7M Haaland (4)
94 (-33) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 561 37 7.5M 3.7M Haaland (4) 3 (-7) H H
95 (+4) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 558 42 7.6M 4.5M Mateta (2)
96 (-3) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 🐓 558 22 7.6M 11.0M Haaland (4) 2 (-4) H
97 (-1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 553 27 7.9M 10.4M M.Salah (4)
98 (-1) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 553 31 7.9M 9.3M M.Salah (4) 2 (3)
99 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 550 41 8.0M 4.9M M.Salah (4) 💀
100 (-6) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 546 30 8.2M 6.4M Haaland (4) 3 (-1) H H
101 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 531 30 8.7M 9.6M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
102 (+1) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 524 36 8.9M 6.9M M.Salah (4) 💀
103 (+1) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 521 33 9.1M 8.4M M.Salah (4) 1 (1)
104 (-2) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 520 38 9.1M 6.1M M.Salah (4)
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 509 25 9.4M 11.0M M.Salah (4) 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 475 44 10.3M 3.8M Isak (4) 💀

League Graphs

Max Winokan mwinokan@me.com