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🏆 GW7 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

89 pts

enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

31 pts

Forever Looking Up
Mr Mcfarlane

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

7×⚽️

Isak-ly What I Need
Connor Christian

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Evanilson

Isak-ly What I Need
Connor Christian

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+18 places

enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-30 places

Forever Looking Up
Mr Mcfarlane

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

402 BPS

enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

25 pts

MurderOnZidanesFloor
Toby Haworth

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Majin Buuland
Cédric Vallée

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Chicken Thiaw Mein
Thomas Allan

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

71

CRAB
Richard Holland

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

26

klopptillyoudrop
Adam French

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+13 pts

Kabomination
Kajan Kugananthajothy

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-20 pts

Isak-ly What I Need
Connor Christian

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 79.8% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 8.5% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon De Cuyper 2.1% 6pts
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 2.1% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Rogers 2.1% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 37.2% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 27.7% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Kinsky 8.5%
4th Kit Icon Donnarumma 7.4% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 5.3% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 73.4% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 52.1% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Gvardiol 34.0% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Konsa 28.7% 9pts
5th Kit Icon Hall 16.0% 4pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 63.8% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Groß 61.7% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 33.0% 2pts
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 27.7% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Saka 17.0% 3pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 91.5% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 84.0% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 24.5% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Gonzalo 8.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Kostoulas 8.5% 12pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 210% 6.0pts
2ndKit Icon CHE Attack 195% 2.0pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 160% 7.4pts
4thKit Icon BHA Defence 90% 6.2pts
5thKit Icon BHA Attack 78% 5.5pts
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 60% 0.5pts
7thKit Icon MUN Attack 53% 2.9pts
8thKit Icon ARS Attack 47% 3.6pts
9thKit Icon LEE Attack 27% 8.4pts
10thKit Icon FUL Attack 22% 2.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Evanilson +11.9pts Isak-ly What I Need
Connor Christian 		12pts : 78 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Kostoulas +11.1pts Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett 		12pts : 70 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Manzambi ⚠️ +10.9pts Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie 		11pts : 71 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Vuskovic +10.5pts dan
Daniel Jarred 		11pts : 90 mins Assist Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Tavernier +9.5pts Neville wears Prada
Simon Owen 		10pts : 78 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Cherki in GW7

Man City: Won 3-2 at home to Ipswich Town.

Cherki: Did not play.

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Rogers in GW7

Chelsea: Won 0-2 away to Everton.

Rogers: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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De Cuyper in GW7

Brighton: Won 5-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

De Cuyper: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Groß in GW7

Brighton: Won 5-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Groß: 70 mins Assist Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Palmer in GW7

Chelsea: Won 0-2 away to Everton.

Palmer: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12
Kit Icon Cherki 11 6.0 xavl (6.6) BHA (5.7) nfo (6.7) FUL (6.3) ars (6.2)
Kit Icon Rogers 8 5.5 2TOT (6.1) MUN (6.3) sun (6.6) LEE (5.7) nfo (6.4)
Kit Icon De Cuyper 8 9.0 6liv (6.5) mci (5.6) BRE (6.0) hul (5.8) NEW (7.2)
Kit Icon Groß 8 8.3 5liv (6.9) mci (6.2) BRE (6.5) hul (6.0) NEW (7.9)
Kit Icon Palmer 7 5.0 2TOT (5.5) MUN (5.8) sun (6.0) LEE (5.2) nfo (5.8)

Transferred Out:

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Szoboszlai in GW7

Liverpool: Won 1-2 away to Brentford.

Szoboszlai: 31 mins

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B.Fernandes in GW7

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 away to Leeds.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Wissa in GW7

Newcastle: Lost 0-1 at home to Aston Villa.

Wissa: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Gibbs-White in GW7

Nott'm Forest: Lost 0-1 at home to Arsenal.

Gibbs-White: Did not play.

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Ødegaard in GW7

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Ødegaard: 90 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 15 1.0 1BHA (1.9) ARS (4.5) cry (4.9) MUN (4.7) eve (4.4)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 9 1.3 1BOU (7.4) che (8.1) AVL (7.1) liv (6.9) BRE (6.5)
Kit Icon Wissa 7 1.0 1cry (3.4) EVE (3.0) ful (3.2) ARS (3.1) bha (3.0)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White ⚠️ 6 1.3 xips (6.4) bre (6.0) MCI (5.7) bou (6.7) CHE (7.2)
Kit Icon Ødegaard 5 2.0 3EVE (5.4) liv (5.9) HUL (5.3) new (6.7) MCI (5.3)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW7 Score
BB enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 89
TC Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 84
BB Cherki Farke Max Winokan 84
TC Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 84
TC Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 78
TC Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 77
BB I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 74
WC Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 71
TC Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 67
WC His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 48
TC Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 37

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW7) Rank (GW7) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 546 77 9080 602k Haaland (26) 12/12
2 (+1) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 540 84 16k 188k TC Haaland (39) 13/13 1 (8)
3 (-1) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 535 73 27k 1.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (0)
4 (+2) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 518 72 114k 1.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (-1)
5 (+6) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 509 77 209k 689k TC Haaland (39) 13/13 3 (-1)
6 (+1) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 509 66 212k 2.7M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (5)
7 (+5) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 508 76 225k 743k Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (2)
8 (-3) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 507 60 285k 5.2M Haaland (26) 12/12
9 (-5) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 506 55 250k 6.0M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (1)
10 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 505 69 263k 1.8M Haaland (26) 12/12
11 (-1) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 505 70 331k 2.7M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (1)
12 (-4) The H-Team Horatio Turner 501 64 331k 3.3M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (0)
13 (+2) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 501 76 376k 997k Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (2)
14 (-1) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 494 67 481k 2.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (1)
15 (+4) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 494 BB 74 493k 597k Haaland (26) 14/15 4 (5) H
16 (+12) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 492 78 536k 545k TC Haaland (39) 13/13 1 (-2)
17 (-3) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 491 65 580k 3.1M Haaland (26) 12/12
18 (+11) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 489 77 607k 602k Haaland (26) 12/12
19 (+14) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 489 82 611k 258k Haaland (26) 12/12
20 (-2) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 488 71 660k 1.5M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (2)
21 (-5) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 484 59 757k 4.6M João Pedro (4) 12/12
22 (-5) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 483 60 802k 4.3M De Cuyper (12) 12/12
23 (+1) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 483 65 859k 3.4M Haaland (26) 12/12
24 (+2) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 483 67 895k 3.1M Haaland (26) 12/12
25 (-5) UTT Aidan Fleming 482 62 836k 3.8M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (5)
26 (-5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 480 60 1.1M 6.0M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (0)
27 Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 480 65 1.3M 5.5M Haaland (26) 11/12
28 (-6) Scooby snaka Iain L 479 60 935k 4.3M Haaland (26) 11/12
29 (+11) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 478 78 966k 515k Haaland (26) 12/12
30 (-7) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 478 67 1.0M 2.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (0)
31 (+12) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 477 81 1.0M 327k Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (6)
32 (+14) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 476 BB 84 1.0M 178k Haaland (26) 15/16
33 (-3) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 476 64 1.2M 2.7M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (3) H
34 (+18) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 👑 🦴 474 BB 89 1.2M 27k Haaland (26) 15/16 2 (18) H
35 Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 473 69 1.2M 1.8M Haaland (26) 12/12
36 EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 472 68 1.2M 2.0M Haaland (26) 12/12
37 (+2) Cheese FC Edward Capper 470 69 1.6M 3.4M Haaland (26) 11/11 💀
38 (-7) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 470 59 1.7M 7.4M De Cuyper (12) 12/12 3 (2)
39 (+2) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 🥊 469 69 1.3M 1.8M Haaland (26) 12/12
40 (+8) dan Daniel Jarred 467 82 1.5M 274k Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (6)
41 (+12) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 🔮 466 84 1.5M 214k TC Haaland (39) 13/13 5 (13)
42 (-8) Take my breath (a) James Carr 466 61 1.8M 6.1M Haaland (26) 10/12 4 (-2)
43 (-5) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 465 64 1.5M 3.1M Haaland (26) 12/12
44 (+5) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 465 76 1.5M 743k Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (-1)
45 CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 461 67 1.7M 2.3M Haaland (26) 12/12
46 (-2) FFS FC David French 461 66 1.7M 2.7M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (6)
47 (-15) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 459 49 1.8M 7.4M Groß (10) 11/12
48 (-1) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 459 68 1.8M 2.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (-2)
49 (-7) Doesn't Mattsson James White 449 49 2.4M 7.4M João Pedro (4) 12/12
50 (-25) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 🐓 449 31 2.9M 10.9M João Pedro (4) 11/12
51 French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 448 61 2.4M 4.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (1)
52 (+3) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 441 67 2.8M 2.3M Haaland (26) 12/12
53 (+7) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 433 66 3.4M 2.7M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (3)
54 (-17) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 433 33 3.4M 10.2M Palmer (4) 12/12 1 (5)
55 (-1) Change Name Harvey Skelton 433 60 3.5M 3.9M Haaland (26) 11/12 3 (-17) H
56 (+2) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 432 63 3.4M 3.4M Haaland (26) 11/12
57 (+7) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 430 67 3.6M 2.7M TC Haaland (39) 12/13 1 (2)
58 (-2) CRAB Richard Holland 429 57 3.7M 5.5M João Pedro (4) 12/12
59 (+2) Slimane Shady Ryan B 429 63 3.7M 3.7M Haaland (26) 11/12
60 (+6) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 428 71 3.8M 1.8M Haaland (26) 12/12 WC 7 (-1)
61 (+10) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 424 77 4.1M 866k Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (-3)
62 (+3) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 421 60 4.3M 4.9M Haaland (26) 12/12
63 (-4) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 421 53 4.4M 7.4M João Pedro (4) 12/12
64 (-14) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 419 54 4.3M 5.2M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (-2) H
65 (+5) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 418 65 4.9M 4.5M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (-1) H
66 (-9) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 412 42 4.8M 9.2M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 💀
67 (-4) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 🧠 411 58 4.8M 5.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (-2)
68 (+4) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 410 63 4.8M 3.4M Haaland (26) 11/12
69 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 409 55 4.9M 5.8M Haaland (26) 12/12
70 (-3) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 409 52 4.9M 6.9M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (-4)
71 (-3) Wizard Max Allars 407 51 5.3M 7.9M Haaland (26) 12/12
72 (+6) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 405 64 5.2M 3.1M Haaland (26) 12/12
73 (-11) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 403 37 5.3M 9.6M João Pedro (4) 12/12 💀
74 (-1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 403 64 5.3M 3.1M Haaland (26) 12/12
75 (-1) TS36 Thomas Sutton 402 56 5.5M 6.1M Haaland (26) 11/12
76 (-1) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 400 56 5.5M 5.5M Saka (6) 12/12
77 (+2) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 398 64 5.6M 3.2M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (1)
78 (-2) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 396 54 6.3M 8.4M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (-1)
79 (+3) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 391 61 6.0M 4.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (6)
80 (+7) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 387 64 6.9M 6.4M Haaland (26) 10/12 💀
81 Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 385 54 6.4M 6.3M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (0)
82 (+2) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 379 56 6.9M 5.2M Haaland (26) 12/12 3 (-9) H
83 (-6) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 379 37 6.9M 10.1M João Pedro (4) 12/12 2 (-1)
84 (+6) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 379 73 7.1M 928k Haaland (26) 12/12 3 (-11) H H
85 Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 376 50 6.9M 7.4M Haaland (26) 10/12 2 (2)
86 (-6) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 373 41 7.1M 9.3M B.Fernandes (2) 12/12 2 (-1)
87 (-1) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 372 47 7.1M 8.0M Calafiori (12) 12/12 1 (0)
88 (-5) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 361 33 7.6M 10.2M Rogers (4) 11/12 3 (2)
89 (-1) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 354 37 8.0M 9.9M João Pedro (4) 11/12 1 (4)
90 (+3) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 352 68 8.1M 3.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 3 (-2)
91 Knees Santos Faysal Miah 351 46 8.1M 8.2M Mbeumo (16) 12/12 1 (1)
92 (-3) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 🤡 348 37 8.3M 1.6M TC Haaland (39) 12/13 10 (-20) H H H H H H H H H
93 (-1) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 334 48 8.7M 7.9M Haaland (26) 11/12 WC 10 (5)
🥚 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 325 55 9.2M 7.4M Rogers (4) 12/12 3 (6) H

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