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👑 King

Best GW

90 pts

Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

42 pts

Lord Elronaldinio
Ellen Phillpot

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Doku (C)

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+9 places

Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

336 BPS

Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

29 pts

klopp till you drop
Adam French

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Toe Punt United
Tim Roberts

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟨 🟨 🟨

Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

99

Dynamo Chicken Kiev
Toby Haworth

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

46

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+20 pts

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 67.0% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 4.7% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Cherki 4.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon O'Reilly 2.8% 5pts
5th Kit Icon Semenyo 2.8% 3pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 29.2% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 17.0% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 9.4% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Henderson 8.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 62.3% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon O'Reilly 40.6% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Guéhi 34.9% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Virgil 27.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Van Hecke 19.8% 6pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 63.2% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 55.7% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 33.0% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 31.1% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Cherki 28.3% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 81.1% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 27.4% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Welbeck 23.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Thiago 20.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Watkins 18.9% 9pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 278% 4.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 115% 9.0pts
3rdKit Icon MCI Defence 87% 6.2pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 84% 2.6pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 63% 2.4pts
6thKit Icon AVL Attack 56% 4.3pts
7thKit Icon CHE Attack 45% 2.1pts
8thKit Icon BHA Attack 44% 3.8pts
9thKit Icon BHA Defence 42% 6.3pts
10thKit Icon CRY Defence 38% 1.6pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Doku (C) +21.5pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		22pts : 89 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

89 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Tarkowski +14.4pts Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin 		15pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus 2 Goals Conceded
Kit Icon Anderson +11.4pts 'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Maguire +10.0pts Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks 		10pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Rayan +9.0pts Ivan Cruzcampo
Thomas Ladbury 		9pts : 78 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Saka in GW36

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to West Ham.

Saka: 79 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Cherki in GW36

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Brentford.

Cherki: 59 mins

Man City: Home to Crystal Palace.

Cherki: 59 mins

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Lacroix in GW36

Crystal Palace: Drew 2-2 at home to Everton.

Lacroix: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

Crystal Palace: Away to Man City.

Lacroix: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Haaland in GW36

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Brentford.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus

Man City: Home to Crystal Palace.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus

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Mateta in GW36

Crystal Palace: Drew 2-2 at home to Everton.

Mateta: 25 mins Goal

Crystal Palace: Away to Man City.

Mateta: 25 mins Goal

Player #Trans. Form GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Saka 12 3.5 2BUR (6.5) cry (5.3)
Kit Icon Cherki 10 3.8 1bou (4.9) AVL (5.2)
Kit Icon Lacroix 6 3.4 1bre (5.2) ARS (4.9)
Kit Icon Haaland 6 6.2 11bou (5.7) AVL (6.3)
Kit Icon Mateta 5 1.8 5bre (3.9) ARS (3.5)

Transferred Out:

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Palmer in GW36

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Palmer: 90 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW36

Nott'm Forest: Drew 1-1 at home to Newcastle.

Gibbs-White: Did not play.

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Thiago in GW36

Brentford: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW36

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Brentford.

Semenyo: 90 mins Clean Sheet

Man City: Home to Crystal Palace.

Semenyo: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Bowen in GW36

West Ham: Lost 0-1 at home to Arsenal.

Bowen: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Palmer 10 1.0 2TOT (5.4) sun (5.1)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White ⚠️ 8 9.2 xmun (3.8) BOU (5.3)
Kit Icon Thiago 6 2.8 2CRY (5.6) liv (5.6)
Kit Icon Semenyo 5 2.0 3bou (5.2) AVL (5.6)
Kit Icon Bowen 5 4.0 2new (6.0) LEE (6.2)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW36 Score
BB Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 90
TC Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 84
TC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 83
BB Ass Kickers Utd III David French 82
TC A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 82
TC isak at this Ludo Mccormick 81
TC Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 80
BB Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 79
BB ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 79
TC Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 79
BB Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 79
TC chumpians Iain L 78
BB Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 78
TC You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 77
BB Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 77
TC Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 76
BB SaughallXI Curtis French 76
TC Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 74
BB Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 73
TC Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 72
TC Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 71
WC Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 70
TC Titus Shambles Harry Everett 70
TC Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 68
TC Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 68
TC It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 67
TC Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 67
BB Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 66
BB HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 64
TC French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 61
TC Fidler utd Jack Fidler 60
TC Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 58
BB Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 54
BB McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 53

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW36) Rank (GW36) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 2,291 68 3528 2.6M Haaland (22) 12/16 1 (0)
2 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,279 73 6164 1.8M Haaland (22) 12/17 3 (-1)
3 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,267 66 10k 2.9M Haaland (22) 12/16
4 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,260 82 13k 562k Haaland (22) 12/16
5 (-1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 2,248 66 21k 3.0M Haaland (22) 12/17 3 (-4)
6 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 🥊 2,232 BB 79 38k 906k O'Reilly (10) 15/22 2 (10)
7 (+2) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,227 84 43k 410k TC Haaland (33) 13/18
8 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 🤡 2,222 72 62k 2.3M TC Haaland (33) 13/18 3 (-11) H
9 (-1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,213 67 67k 2.8M Haaland (22) 12/16 1 (0)
10 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 2,200 75 94k 1.4M Haaland (22) 12/16 2 (8)
11 Ass Kickers Utd III David French 2,177 BB 82 167k 606k Haaland (22) 16/22 2 (5)
12 Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 2,164 73 216k 1.7M Haaland (22) 12/16 2 (0)
13 (+1) chumpians Iain L 2,147 78 300k 1.0M TC Haaland (33) 13/19 2 (-1)
14 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 2,132 71 389k 2.1M TC Haaland (33) 13/20 3 (-4)
15 (-2) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 2,132 67 391k 2.9M TC Haaland (33) 13/19 5 (-6)
16 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 2,122 74 459k 1.5M Haaland (22) 12/16 1 (-2)
17 (+2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 2,121 86 469k 319k Haaland (22) 12/16 2 (-5)
18 (+4) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 2,108 77 582k 1.3M TC Haaland (33) 13/21
19 (-3) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 2,104 BB 54 601k 5.8M Semenyo (6) 14/19 2 (0)
20 (+1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 2,099 65 722k 5.1M Haaland (22) 12/16 💀
21 (-3) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 2,099 70 726k 3.9M Haaland (22) 12/17 WC 7 (-4)
22 (+3) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 2,094 67 685k 2.8M TC Haaland (33) 13/18 2 (1)
23 (-3) dan Daniel Jarred 2,094 55 703k 5.8M B.Fernandes (6) 12/15 💀
24 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 2,089 71 736k 2.0M Haaland (22) 12/16 1 (6)
25 (+1) Estève the Best William Pinnington 2,088 69 742k 2.3M Haaland (22) 12/16
26 (+1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 2,084 63 781k 3.5M Haaland (22) 12/16
27 (+3) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 2,079 74 831k 1.5M TC Haaland (33) 13/19 1 (1)
28 ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 2,073 BB 79 898k 846k Haaland (22) 15/22
29 Fidler utd Jack Fidler 2,066 60 973k 4.3M TC Cherki (3) 13/18 1 (0)
30 (+1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 2,043 53 1.3M 5.1M Haaland (22) 12/15 2 (-3) H
31 (+2) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 2,041 77 1.3M 1.1M Haaland (22) 12/17 1 (0)
32 Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 2,041 58 1.3M 5.0M Haaland (22) 12/16 1 (-2)
33 (-10) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French ⚽️ 2,034 61 1.4M 2.4M TC Haaland (33) 13/21 3 (-4) H H
34 (+2) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 2,031 BB 78 1.4M 994k Haaland (22) 15/21 1 (0)
35 (-1) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 2,031 83 1.4M 267k TC Haaland (33) 13/18 2 (3) H
36 (+3) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 2,024 BB 77 1.5M 1.1M Haaland (22) 16/23 2 (7)
37 (+9) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 2,017 76 1.6M 1.3M Haaland (22) 12/16 2 (6)
38 (+2) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 2,016 BB 73 1.6M 1.2M Haaland (22) 14/18 3 (2) H
39 (+4) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 2,010 65 1.7M 3.1M Haaland (22) 12/15
40 (+1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 2,010 75 1.7M 1.5M Haaland (22) 12/16
41 (+3) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 2,005 58 1.8M 4.8M Cherki (2) 12/16 1 (-2)
42 FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,999 60 1.9M 4.2M Haaland (22) 12/16
43 (+6) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,997 71 1.9M 2.1M Haaland (22) 12/16 2 (5)
44 (+7) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,995 79 1.9M 906k TC Haaland (33) 13/19 2 (3)
45 (-7) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,994 42 2.1M 10.3M Palmer (4) 12/12 💀
46 (-1) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,985 60 2.1M 4.2M Rice (6) 12/14
47 (+3) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,980 72 2.3M 2.7M Watkins (18) 12/15
48 (+5) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,976 76 2.3M 1.2M TC Haaland (33) 13/19 1 (2)
49 (-12) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,974 80 2.3M 234k TC Haaland (33) 13/18 3 (10) H H
50 (+5) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,968 BB 76 2.4M 1.3M Haaland (22) 16/22 3 (-7)
51 (-4) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,968 56 2.4M 4.3M Guéhi (18) 12/17 2 (-4) H
52 (+4) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,961 BB 66 2.5M 3.0M Haaland (22) 14/20 2 (1)
53 (+1) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,953 59 2.7M 4.6M B.Fernandes (6) 12/15 💀
54 (-2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,950 44 2.8M 8.5M Havertz (2) 12/13
55 (+4) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,941 BB 64 2.9M 3.4M O'Reilly (10) 15/19 1 (1)
56 (+2) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,940 68 3.2M 5.8M TC Haaland (33) 13/18 1 (5)
57 (+6) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,928 70 3.2M 2.6M TC Haaland (33) 13/17 2 (0)
58 (+4) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,925 66 3.2M 2.9M Haaland (22) 12/17 💀
59 (-2) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,925 50 3.2M 6.8M Cherki (2) 12/17 2 (-5)
60 (+7) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,919 81 3.4M 1.4M TC Haaland (33) 13/19 2 (5)
61 McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,915 BB 53 3.4M 6.1M Semenyo (6) 14/19 2 (5)
62 (+4) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,910 77 3.8M 3.9M Semenyo (6) 12/16 1 (0)
63 (-28) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,908 75 3.5M 1.4M Haaland (22) 12/16 2 (4)
64 (-4) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,907 42 3.6M 9.4M Haaland (22) 10/16 💀
65 (+7) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,903 82 3.6M 699k TC Haaland (33) 13/19 2 (-10)
66 (+4) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,902 BB 79 3.6M 906k Haaland (22) 15/21 2 (-3)
67 (-3) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,902 68 3.7M 3.4M Haaland (22) 12/18 2 (-5)
68 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🔮 1,894 57 3.8M 5.1M Doku (22) 12/16 2 (20)
69 Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,894 58 3.8M 4.9M Gabriel (22) 12/15 💀
70 (+1) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,885 58 4.0M 4.9M B.Fernandes (6) 12/15
71 (+7) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 👑 🦴 1,879 BB 90 4.1M 152k Haaland (22) 15/21 2 (4)
72 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,878 66 4.3M 5.1M Haaland (22) 12/14 💀
73 (+1) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,875 64 4.4M 6.6M Virgil (4) 12/13 💀
74 (-9) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,875 44 4.5M 10.8M Cherki (2) 11/14
75 (-27) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,874 62 4.2M 3.9M B.Fernandes (6) 12/13 2 (2)
76 (-3) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,874 56 4.2M 5.6M Palmer (4) 12/14 💀
77 (-2) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,870 61 4.3M 3.9M Haaland (22) 12/18 💀
78 (+2) Wizard Max Allars 1,864 71 4.6M 3.5M Haaland (22) 12/16 💀
79 (+2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,861 69 4.8M 6.1M Haaland (22) 12/15 💀
80 (-3) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,852 56 4.7M 6.6M Haaland (22) 12/18 3 (2)
81 (+2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,849 67 4.8M 3.9M Haaland (22) 12/17
82 (+2) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,844 69 5.1M 5.6M Haaland (22) 12/16 💀
83 (+3) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,837 68 4.9M 2.6M TC Haaland (33) 12/19 2 (2)
84 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,836 51 5.0M 6.6M Haaland (22) 12/15 💀
85 (-3) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,824 58 5.2M 4.8M TC Cherki (3) 13/20 1 (11)
86 (-1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,824 54 5.2M 6.1M Haaland (22) 11/17 💀
87 (+2) klopp till you drop Adam French 🧠 1,823 70 5.2M 2.2M Haaland (22) 12/17 1 (4)
88 (-1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,808 45 5.6M 8.8M Haaland (22) 11/17 💀
89 (+2) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,799 67 5.7M 2.7M Haaland (22) 11/17 💀
90 (+2) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,795 61 5.8M 3.9M Watkins (18) 12/14 💀
91 (-1) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 🐓 1,794 42 5.8M 8.5M O'Reilly (10) 12/15
92 (-4) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 🧑‍🔬 1,793 68 5.8M 2.6M Doku (22) 12/17 2 (-2)
93 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,774 57 6.4M 8.1M Haaland (22) 11/17 💀
94 (-1) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,763 46 6.6M 10.1M B.Fernandes (6) 11/14
95 Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,753 40 6.6M 9.4M Gyökeres (4) 11/16 💀
96 Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,749 36 6.9M 11.6M J.Timber (0) 10/16 💀
97 (+1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,745 58 6.8M 5.1M Guéhi (18) 12/16
98 (-1) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,732 57 7.0M 5.1M Haaland (22) 11/16 💀
99 Jurásek Park James White 1,717 48 7.3M 8.1M Haaland (22) 11/14 💀
100 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,716 46 7.5M 10.0M Haaland (22) 12/16 💀
101 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,678 47 7.9M 7.6M Haaland (22) 9/15 💀
102 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,677 38 8.0M 9.6M Gyökeres (4) 12/13 💀
103 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,653 31 8.4M 11.0M M.Salah (0) 10/14 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,580 39 9.6M 12.1M Palmer (4) 11/12 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,510 29 10.3M 11.3M Isak (2) 10/13 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,470 34 10.7M 10.8M Gyökeres (4) 10/15 💀

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