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🏆 GW10 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

90 pts

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

42 pts

Mersey-cry-siders
Jamie Gibbons

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

7×⚽️

Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

M.Salah (C)

Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+14 places

Flo, Mo & Bros
Luke Scamp

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-13 places

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

371 BPS

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

22 pts

Wirtz Team Possible
Luke Cornwall

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.2'

Shoroddieroddie FC
Jacob Roddie

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

96

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

34

McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+29 pts

FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC
Joe Pashley

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-17 pts

It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 67.9% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon M.Salah 6.6% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon Woltemade 4.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 4.7% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 2.8% 7pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.1% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 10.4% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Pope 10.4% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 8.5%
5th Kit Icon Donnarumma 6.6% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 52.8% 12pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 36.8% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 34.0% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Van de Ven 22.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 20.8% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 75.5% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 34.0% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Grealish 25.5%
4th Kit Icon Saka 24.5% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Rice 22.6% 13pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 84.9% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Woltemade 49.1% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 34.0% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Mateta 29.2% 9pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 23.6% 7pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 181% 6.4pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 139% 8.1pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Attack 88% 6.5pts
4thKit Icon BOU Attack 79% 2.0pts
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 66% 7.0pts
6thKit Icon NEW Attack 63% 1.1pts
7thKit Icon CRY Defence 62% 8.4pts
8thKit Icon MUN Attack 54% 2.6pts
9thKit Icon EVE Attack 50%
10thKit Icon LIV Attack 47% 4.5pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon M.Salah (C) +19.3pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		20pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Sessegnon +14.0pts McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine 		14pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Welbeck (C) +11.7pts Slotty Too Hotty
Jamie Boswell 		12pts : 81 mins Goal
Kit Icon Gravenberch ⚠️ +10.9pts ALISSON WONDERLAND
Ronald Cvek 		11pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon L.Paquetá +8.8pts French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French 		9pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

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Mbeumo in GW10

Man Utd: Drew 2-2 away to Nott'm Forest.

Mbeumo: 90 mins

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Mateta in GW10

Crystal Palace: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Mateta: 89 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Gabriel in GW10

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Gabriel: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Thiago in GW10

Brentford: Lost 2-0 away to Crystal Palace.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Woltemade in GW10

Newcastle: Lost 3-1 away to West Ham.

Woltemade: 45 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
Kit Icon Mbeumo 24 8.0 2tot (6.4) EVE (6.6) cry (5.8) WHU (7.9) wol (8.2)
Kit Icon Mateta 15 7.5 9BHA (6.4) wol (7.5) MUN (6.4) bur (7.3) ful (5.9)
Kit Icon Gabriel 10 10.5 12sun (7.7) TOT (7.3) che (7.3) BRE (7.7) avl (7.9)
Kit Icon Thiago 10 4.2 2NEW (5.4) bha (6.0) BUR (6.8) ars (4.3) tot (5.5)
Kit Icon Woltemade 9 4.2 1bre (4.7) MCI (4.2) eve (4.6) TOT (4.5) BUR (5.2)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW10

Chelsea: Won 0-1 away to Spurs.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Reijnders in GW10

Man City: Won 3-1 at home to Bournemouth.

Reijnders: 17 mins

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Kudus in GW10

Spurs: Lost 0-1 at home to Chelsea.

Kudus: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Van de Ven in GW10

Spurs: Lost 0-1 at home to Chelsea.

Van de Ven: 90 mins

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Senesi in GW10

Bournemouth: Lost 3-1 away to Man City.

Senesi: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

Player #Trans. Form GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
Kit Icon João Pedro 27 3.8 9WOL (5.8) bur (5.7) ARS (4.2) lee (5.5) bou (4.7)
Kit Icon Reijnders 14 1.5 1LIV (4.0) new (3.9) LEE (4.4) ful (4.1) SUN (3.6)
Kit Icon Kudus 7 4.5 1MUN (5.0) ars (4.0) FUL (4.8) new (4.7) BRE (4.9)
Kit Icon Van de Ven 6 6.8 2MUN (5.8) ars (4.6) FUL (5.7) new (5.4) BRE (5.7)
Kit Icon Senesi 6 3.3 3avl (6.8) WHU (7.3) sun (6.6) EVE (7.0) CHE (6.2)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW10 Score
FH FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 81
FH KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 56
WC1 Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 53
TC It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 48
WC1 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 45

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW10) Rank (GW10) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+2) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 674 80 36k 1.2M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (8)
2 (-1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 672 73 41k 2.8M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (2)
3 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 664 73 70k 2.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (-2)
4 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 662 70 77k 3.5M Haaland (26) 12/12
5 (+3) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 647 76 181k 1.8M Haaland (26) 11/12
6 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 645 71 201k 3.4M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (0)
7 dan Daniel Jarred 640 67 265k 3.4M Gabriel (24) 11/12 2 (10) H
8 (+7) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 637 85 298k 455k Haaland (26) 12/12
9 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 633 65 360k 5.2M Haaland (26) 12/12
10 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 633 70 366k 3.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (-6)
11 (+6) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 🔮 632 FH 81 380k 900k Haaland (26) 12/12 13 (29)
12 (-2) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 631 78 410k 1.5M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (1)
13 (-8) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 630 53 419k 9.0M Woltemade (2) 12/12 WC 12 (-7)
14 (+4) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 629 79 438k 1.3M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (-8)
15 (-2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 622 63 585k 5.9M Haaland (26) 11/12
16 Estève the Best William Pinnington 622 70 595k 3.8M Gabriel (24) 12/12 2 (7)
17 (+3) chumpians Iain L 621 77 613k 1.8M Haaland (26) 12/12 3 (1)
18 (+3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 🦴 620 80 638k 1.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (7)
19 (-7) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 619 56 663k 8.3M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (-1)
20 (+7) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 617 82 710k 857k Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (2)
21 (+5) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 616 79 736k 1.3M Haaland (26) 10/12 2 (2)
22 (-8) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 612 FH 56 857k 8.2M Saka (6) 11/12 14 (6)
23 (-4) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 611 64 893k 5.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (0)
24 (+4) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 610 76 915k 1.9M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (2)
25 (-3) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 609 68 952k 4.4M Semenyo (4) 11/12 1 (-3)
26 (-3) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 605 84 1.1M 544k Haaland (26) 10/12
27 (-3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 602 61 1.2M 6.8M Gyökeres (14) 12/12 1 (7)
28 (+12) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 👑 600 90 1.3M 170k Haaland (26) 12/12
29 Wizard Max Allars 600 68 1.3M 4.2M Haaland (26) 11/12
30 (+7) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 596 73 1.4M 2.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (-7)
31 (-6) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 595 61 1.5M 6.9M Haaland (26) 11/12 3 (-5)
32 (-1) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 595 74 1.5M 2.5M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (0)
33 (+2) ddd Maciek Kalka 592 67 1.6M 4.8M Gyökeres (14) 12/12 2 (1)
34 (-4) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 591 59 1.6M 7.3M Haaland (26) 10/12
35 (+1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 590 70 1.7M 3.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 4 (0)
36 (-3) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 586 60 1.9M 5.9M Haaland (26) 12/12 3 (-9) H
37 (-5) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 586 66 2.1M 4.9M Haaland (26) 11/12 3 (-14) H
38 (+3) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 584 71 2.0M 3.2M Woltemade (2) 11/12
39 (-5) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 583 61 2.0M 6.6M Haaland (26) 10/12
40 (-1) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 579 62 2.2M 6.5M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (-3)
41 (-3) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 578 71 2.3M 3.4M Welbeck (12) 12/12 2 (5)
42 (+1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 577 68 2.3M 3.1M Haaland (26) 10/12 2 (4) H
43 (+7) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 569 70 2.7M 3.7M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 1 (5)
44 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 569 60 2.8M 7.2M Haaland (26) 10/12 2 (-1)
45 (+3) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 568 76 2.8M 1.9M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (9)
46 (+17) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 567 88 2.9M 279k Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (1)
47 Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 567 68 2.9M 4.5M Mbeumo (4) 10/12 4 (12)
48 (+3) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 566 68 2.9M 4.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (4)
49 (-4) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 565 59 3.0M 6.2M Haaland (26) 10/12 3 (1) H
50 (+2) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 563 70 3.1M 3.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (4)
51 (+2) Palmer Violets James Carr 562 67 3.1M 4.5M João Pedro (18) 12/12
52 (+8) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 562 76 3.1M 2.0M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (5)
53 (-7) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 560 66 3.3M 4.9M Haaland (26) 11/12
54 (+1) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 556 66 3.5M 5.1M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (2)
55 (+7) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 555 71 3.5M 3.4M Haaland (26) 10/12 2 (5)
56 (-14) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 555 48 3.5M 9.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (-9) H
57 Jurásek Park James White 552 68 3.7M 4.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (-3)
58 Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 552 72 3.7M 3.2M Haaland (26) 10/12 3 (8)
59 (+9) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 546 75 4.0M 2.2M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (2)
60 (-1) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 544 76 4.2M 1.9M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (-2)
61 (+3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 542 67 4.3M 4.5M Haaland (26) 11/12
62 (-1) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 542 61 4.3M 6.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (4)
63 (-7) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 542 53 4.3M 6.9M Haaland (26) 12/12 4 (-10) H H
64 (+1) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 536 61 4.6M 6.6M Haaland (26) 10/12
65 (+7) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 535 75 4.6M 2.1M Haaland (26) 11/12
66 Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 535 60 4.7M 7.2M Haaland (26) 10/12 2 (4)
67 (+2) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 531 61 4.9M 6.9M Haaland (26) 10/12 2 (-5)
68 (+5) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 528 71 5.0M 3.2M Haaland (26) 12/12
69 (+12) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 525 79 5.2M 1.3M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (-2)
70 (-3) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 521 55 5.4M 8.6M Haaland (26) 10/12 1 (0)
71 (+4) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 520 65 5.5M 5.2M M.Salah (20) 12/12 💀
72 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 520 63 5.5M 4.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (-1) H
73 (+11) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 518 74 5.6M 2.3M Haaland (26) 12/12
74 (+2) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 516 73 5.7M 2.8M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (12)
75 (+4) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 514 63 5.8M 5.9M Haaland (26) 9/12
76 (+10) Cheese FC Edward Capper 513 67 5.9M 4.5M Haaland (26) 11/12
77 (-7) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 510 57 6.1M 7.9M Eze (6) 10/12
78 (+11) klopp till you drop Adam French 510 76 6.1M 2.1M Haaland (26) 11/12
79 (-8) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 🐓 509 42 6.1M 11.0M Grealish (0) 10/12
80 (+2) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 🧑‍🔬 508 59 6.1M 7.3M M.Salah (20) 9/12
81 (+7) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 504 67 6.4M 4.9M Haaland (26) 11/12 3 (-5)
82 (-4) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 503 53 6.4M 9.0M Virgil (10) 11/12
83 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 501 63 6.5M 5.9M Haaland (26) 11/12
84 (-30) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 498 68 6.7M 3.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 2 (-8) H
85 (-36) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 496 68 6.8M 4.5M J.Timber (12) 10/12 3 (11)
86 (+11) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée ⚽️ 494 79 6.9M 1.3M Haaland (26) 11/12 2 (16)
87 (+6) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 492 63 7.3M 7.9M Haaland (26) 11/12
88 (-11) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 490 47 7.1M 10.2M Woltemade (2) 11/12
89 (+1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 489 56 7.2M 8.4M M.Salah (20) 11/12
90 (+8) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 488 71 7.2M 3.4M Mbeumo (4) 11/12 1 (1)
91 (-8) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 488 47 7.2M 10.4M Mbeumo (4) 9/12 1 (1)
92 (-7) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 🤡 488 48 7.2M 9.4M TC Woltemade (3) 11/13 2 (-17) H
93 (-2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 🧠 485 52 7.3M 9.4M Woltemade (2) 11/12 2 (-6)
94 (-2) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 481 56 7.5M 8.2M Haaland (26) 12/12
95 (+1) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 481 78 7.5M 1.5M Haaland (26) 11/12 1 (-9)
96 (-2) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 🥊 477 48 7.7M 10.0M Kudus (2) 11/12
97 (+2) SaughallXI Curtis French 476 61 7.7M 6.9M Saka (6) 12/12 2 (-4)
98 (-18) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 473 46 7.9M 10.5M João Pedro (18) 9/12 1 (-2)
99 (+2) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 473 67 7.9M 4.9M M.Salah (20) 12/12 💀
100 (-5) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 472 45 7.9M 10.6M Mbeumo (4) 10/12 WC 9 (17)
101 (+3) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 458 73 8.5M 2.6M Haaland (26) 12/12
102 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 457 55 8.5M 8.7M M.Salah (20) 11/12 💀
103 (-3) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 449 57 9.0M 9.0M M.Salah (20) 12/12 💀
104 (-1) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 442 44 9.3M 11.4M M.Salah (20) 11/12 💀
105 HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 438 54 9.2M 8.9M Gyökeres (14) 11/12 1 (-7)
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 388 55 10.6M 10.2M Raya (12) 11/11 💀

League Graphs

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