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🏆 GW8 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

50 pts

Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

2 pts

Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

FFS FC
David French

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

N.Jackson

Knees Santos
Faysal Miah

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+15 places

FFS FC
David French

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

Forever Looking Up
Mr Mcfarlane

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

214 BPS

FFS FC
David French

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

16 pts

Wine-fried Zaha
Helen Bamford

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

45.7'

Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

I'm a Baleba
Daniel Cornwall

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

50

CRAB
Richard Holland

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

5

Doesn't Mattsson
James White

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+24 pts

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-12 pts

tilbs united
Josh Tilbury

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 68.1% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 14.9%
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 4.3%
4th Kit Icon Palmer 3.2%
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 2.1%

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 42.6% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 21.3%
3rd Kit Icon Donnarumma 8.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 8.5%
5th Kit Icon Trafford 6.4%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 77.7%
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 38.3%
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 36.2% 15pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 27.7% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Hall 19.1%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 66.0%
2nd Kit Icon Groß 63.8%
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 41.5%
4th Kit Icon Cherki 33.0% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 19.1%

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 91.5% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 85.1%
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 25.5%
4th Kit Icon Gonzalo 7.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Isak 7.4%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon CHE Attack 218%
2ndKit Icon MCI Attack 212% 3.7pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 174% 5.6pts
4thKit Icon BHA Attack 76%
5thKit Icon BHA Defence 66%
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 50% 0.7pts
7thKit Icon MUN Attack 47%
8thKit Icon LEE Defence 34%
9thKit Icon ARS Attack 26% 2.4pts
10thKit Icon LEE Attack 26%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon N.Jackson +12.7pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		13pts : 81 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Enciso +9.9pts Bosh Soldiers
Kieran Sabine 		10pts : 85 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Affengruber +7.8pts Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie 		8pts : 62 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon N.Williams ⚠️ +7.6pts Benjamin NetanMaino
Euan Hodgson 		8pts : 83 mins Goal
Kit Icon Muñoz +7.0pts Talk Wirtzy To Me
Curtis French 		7pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Tavernier in GW8

Bournemouth: Away to Man Utd.

Tavernier: Upcoming fixture.

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Groß in GW8

Brighton: Away to Liverpool.

Groß: Upcoming fixture.

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Cherki in GW8

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Cherki: 45 mins Yellow Card

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Palmer in GW8

Chelsea: Home to Spurs.

Palmer: Upcoming fixture.

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Raya in GW8

Arsenal: Won 1-0 at home to Everton.

Raya: 63 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW8 GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13
Kit Icon Tavernier 11 3.7 -LEE (5.9) ips (7.0) NFO (6.5) ful (6.1) BHA (5.7)
Kit Icon Groß 10 3.7 -mci (6.0) BRE (6.1) hul (5.7) NEW (7.6) bou (6.9)
Kit Icon Cherki 9 3.3 0BHA (5.1) nfo (6.0) FUL (5.5) ars (5.5) LEE (5.3)
Kit Icon Palmer 7 3.3 -MUN (5.5) sun (5.8) LEE (5.0) nfo (5.6) CRY (5.8)
Kit Icon Raya 5 6.3 7liv (5.7) HUL (5.7) new (5.6) MCI (4.8) bre (5.2)

Transferred Out:

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Semenyo in GW8

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Semenyo: Did not play.

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Saka in GW8

Arsenal: Won 1-0 at home to Everton.

Saka: Benched.

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B.Fernandes in GW8

Man Utd: Home to Bournemouth.

B.Fernandes: Upcoming fixture.

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Szoboszlai in GW8

Liverpool: Home to Brighton.

Szoboszlai: Upcoming fixture.

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Shaw in GW8

Man Utd: Home to Bournemouth.

Shaw: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW8 GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13
Kit Icon Semenyo 10 1.3 xBHA (0.0) nfo (5.4) FUL (4.9) ars (4.9) LEE (4.8)
Kit Icon Saka 9 1.7 🪑liv (0.0) HUL (5.9) new (7.7) MCI (6.1) bre (6.3)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 9 0.7 -che (7.7) AVL (6.7) liv (6.6) BRE (6.2) new (7.8)
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 8 0.3 -ARS (0.0) cry (5.1) MUN (4.9) eve (4.6) SUN (5.1)
Kit Icon Shaw 5 1.0 -che (0.0) AVL (4.5) liv (4.6) BRE (4.2) new (4.7)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW8 Score
WC KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 42
BB CRAB Richard Holland 37
WC Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 33
WC Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 33
WC tilbs united Josh Tilbury 31
BB Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 30
WC MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 26
WC Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 24

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW8) Rank (GW8) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 580 40 19k 2.5M Haaland (16) 5/12 3 (9)
2 (+1) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 579 44 36k 8.2M Haaland (16) 7/12 1 (0)
3 (-2) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 572 26 12k 9.7M João Pedro (0) 3/12 2 (-2)
4 (+5) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 🔮 549 42 285k 3.1M Haaland (16) 7/12 WC 4 (24)
5 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 547 38 251k 3.1M Haaland (16) 5/12
6 (-2) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 541 23 142k 8.2M Haaland (16) 4/12 1 (0)
7 (+4) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 541 36 317k 8.2M Haaland (16) 6/12 1 (0)
8 (+2) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 538 33 281k 1.1M Haaland (16) 5/12
9 (+3) The H-Team Horatio Turner 538 37 353k 1.1M Haaland (16) 6/12
10 (-3) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 534 26 268k 3.1M Haaland (16) 5/12
11 (-3) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 534 26 272k 9.7M Haaland (16) 5/12 2 (7)
12 (+1) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 532 31 402k 8.2M Haaland (16) 3/12 1 (-3)
13 (+6) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 530 41 645k 1.1M Haaland (16) 6/12
14 (-8) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 529 20 257k 8.2M Haaland (16) 5/12 1 (0)
15 (+16) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 👑 529 50 1.1M 8.2M Haaland (16) 6/12 1 (0)
16 (-1) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 527 33 565k 8.2M Haaland (16) 4/12 1 (2)
17 (+3) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 527 38 718k 9.7M Haaland (16) 4/12 2 (0)
18 James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 524 33 437k 265k Haaland (16) 6/12
19 (+8) UTT Aidan Fleming 524 42 878k 1.1M Haaland (16) 7/12
20 (-6) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 522 26 519k 3.1M Palmer (0) 4/12
21 (-5) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 521 33 726k 2.6M Haaland (16) 6/12 WC 8 (0)
22 (+1) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 521 38 914k 9.7M Haaland (16) 5/12 2 (0)
23 (-6) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 516 24 621k 3.1M João Pedro (0) 3/12
24 (+9) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 514 39 1.3M 8.2M João Pedro (0) 6/12 1 (0)
25 (-1) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 510 27 646k 486k Haaland (16) 5/12 1 (0)
26 (+4) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 510 30 947k 1.1M Haaland (16) 7/12
27 (+18) FFS FC David French ⚽️ 🦴 510 49 2.0M 2.3M Haaland (16) 6/12 2 (2) H
28 (+13) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 510 41 1.5M 9.7M Haaland (16) 5/12 2 (-1)
29 (-4) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 509 26 859k 2.3M Haaland (16) 5/12 2 (0)
30 (-4) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 509 26 896k 3.0M João Pedro (0) 4/12 2 (0)
31 (-2) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 507 31 1.2M 8.2M Haaland (16) 4/12 1 (15)
32 (+10) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 507 41 1.7M 3.1M Haaland (16) 5/12
33 (+6) Take my breath (a) James Carr 507 37 1.5M 3.1M Haaland (16) 6/12
34 (-6) Scooby snaka Iain L 506 25 985k 3.1M Palmer (0) 3/12
35 (+2) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 506 34 1.0M 562k João Pedro (0) 4/12 2 (6)
36 Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 506 33 1.3M 8.2M Haaland (16) 5/12 1 (0)
37 (+6) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 506 41 1.3M 265k Haaland (16) 6/12 💀
38 (-3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 503 25 1.1M 10.6M Haaland (16) 5/12 3 (-1)
39 (-18) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 502 24 1.1M 8.2M Rogers (0) 4/12 1 (-5)
40 (-6) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 502 23 1.1M 8.2M Haaland (16) 3/12 1 (0)
41 (-9) Cheese FC Edward Capper 500 21 1.1M 3.1M Haaland (16) 3/11 💀
42 (-4) dan Daniel Jarred 498 31 1.6M 9.7M Haaland (16) 3/12 2 (-6)
43 (+1) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 498 33 1.6M 2.0M Barnes (0) 5/12 1 (-3)
44 (-22) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 494 10 871k 3.1M João Pedro (0) 2/12 💀
45 (-5) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 494 24 1.5M 3.1M Haaland (16) 5/12
46 (+2) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 485 26 1.6M 486k João Pedro (0) 5/12 1 (0)
47 (-1) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 484 23 1.9M 8.2M Haaland (16) 4/12 1 (0)
48 (+7) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 476 39 3.4M 8.2M Haaland (16) 6/12 1 (0)
49 (-2) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 473 12 1.9M 3.1M Groß (0) 3/12
50 (+9) Slimane Shady Ryan B 472 42 3.8M 3.1M Haaland (16) 6/12
51 (+3) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 470 29 3.1M 3.1M Haaland (16) 5/12
52 (+1) Change Name Harvey Skelton 470 33 3.4M 3.1M Haaland (16) 7/12
53 (+8) CRAB Richard Holland 466 BB 37 3.9M 9.7M Haaland (16) 7/16 2 (1)
54 (-3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 465 17 2.7M 9.7M Haaland (16) 4/12 2 (-1)
55 (+2) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 🤡 464 31 3.6M 3.1M Haaland (16) 4/12 WC 7 (-12)
56 (+4) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 462 33 3.8M 2.9M Haaland (16) 7/12 1 (0)
57 (+5) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 458 BB 30 3.4M 486k Haaland (16) 6/16 1 (2)
58 (-8) Doesn't Mattsson James White 457 8 2.6M 10.6M João Pedro (0) 2/12 3 (0)
59 (-10) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 454 3 2.5M 10.6M João Pedro (0) 2/12 3 (-2)
60 (+5) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 453 32 3.7M 66k João Pedro (0) 6/12
61 (+10) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 452 43 5.4M 3.0M Haaland (16) 8/12 2 (12) H
62 (-4) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 451 19 3.7M 3.1M Haaland (16) 4/12
63 (+1) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 451 33 4.6M 3.1M Haaland (16) 5/12 WC 11 (2)
64 (-8) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 450 17 3.6M 8.2M Palmer (0) 3/12 1 (-3)
65 (-13) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 446 27 4.3M 895k Haaland (16) 5/12
66 klopptillyoudrop Adam French 445 24 4.3M 1.1M Haaland (16) 5/12
67 I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 🥊 440 28 4.9M 3.1M Haaland (16) 7/12 4 (-3)
68 (-5) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 437 26 5.1M 3.1M Haaland (16) 6/12 WC 7 (3)
69 (+1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 436 27 4.5M 66k Haaland (16) 4/12
70 (+8) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 436 38 5.9M 8.2M Haaland (16) 5/12 1 (0)
71 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 432 25 5.2M 2.5M Haaland (16) 5/12 3 (0)
72 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 432 27 5.4M 3.1M Haaland (16) 5/12
73 (+1) TS36 Thomas Sutton 430 27 5.6M 3.1M Haaland (16) 6/12 💀
74 (+1) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 422 19 5.6M 8.2M Haaland (16) 3/12 1 (0)
75 (+1) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 421 18 5.6M 3.1M João Pedro (0) 4/12 💀
76 (-8) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 415 3 5.0M 3.1M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 💀
77 (-8) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 415 12 5.6M 3.1M João Pedro (0) 4/12
78 (+3) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 🧠 415 24 6.3M 3.1M Haaland (16) 5/12 WC 9 (1)
79 (+1) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 411 19 6.1M 1.1M Haaland (16) 4/12 💀
80 (-1) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 411 15 5.6M 800k Rogers (0) 2/12 1 (0)
81 (+2) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 405 26 7.0M 8.2M Haaland (16) 5/12 1 (0)
82 (+6) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 404 32 6.8M 66k Calafiori (0) 4/12
83 (-6) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 🐓 402 2 5.8M 9.7M Mbeumo (0) 2/12 2 (-7)
84 (+1) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 401 18 6.8M 8.2M Haaland (16) 4/12 1 (0)
85 (+1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 389 10 7.0M 10.6M Thiago (0) 3/12 3 (2)
86 (+5) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 389 37 8.2M 3.1M Haaland (16) 8/12
87 (-3) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 387 8 7.0M 8.2M João Pedro (0) 3/12 1 (0)
88 (-1) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 383 10 7.3M 8.2M Barcola (0) 3/12 1 (0)
89 Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 380 14 7.7M 3.1M Rogers (0) 5/12
90 (+2) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 🧑‍🔬 374 23 8.3M 8.2M Mbeumo (0) 4/12 1 (0)
91 (-1) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 371 13 8.0M 2.6M João Pedro (0) 4/12
92 (-10) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 370 17 8.2M 8.2M Cherki (0) 5/12 1 (0)
93 (+1) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 353 16 8.7M 3.1M Haaland (16) 4/12
🥚 (-1) Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 343 18 9.1M 3.1M Rogers (0) 5/12

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