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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW10 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

112 pts

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

37 pts

Bosh Soldiers
Kieran Sabine

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Knees Santos
Faysal Miah

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Barry

Knees Santos
Faysal Miah

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+13 places

Toe Punt Utd
Tim Roberts

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-12 places

Take my breath (a)
James Carr

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

428 BPS

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

26 pts

That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.2'

Tzolis and Gromit
Alex Bamford

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

94

Cherry-Picked XI
Jordan Hookins

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

30

Wengaboys
Nye Johnson

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+23 pts

Burn baby Burn
Ellen Phillpot

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-6 pts

Quantum of Tzolis
Matthew Wiggins

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 75.5% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Isak 6.4% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 4.3% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Evanilson 3.2% 9pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.1% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 43.6% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 22.3% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Donnarumma 8.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Kinsky 6.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 5.3% 10pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon De Cuyper 60.6% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Calafiori 59.6% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 42.6% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 25.5% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Gabriel 21.3% 8pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 70.2% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Groß 63.8% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon Tavernier 44.7% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Palmer 43.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Cherki 26.6% 9pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 93.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon N.Jackson 44.7% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Evanilson 29.8% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 22.3% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 18.1% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 213% 2.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 170% 6.6pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 128% 1.8pts
4thKit Icon BHA Defence 97% 6.9pts
5thKit Icon BHA Attack 80% 8.5pts
6thKit Icon BOU Attack 78% 5.2pts
7thKit Icon AVL Attack 53% 9.6pts
8thKit Icon LIV Attack 48% 6.3pts
9thKit Icon MCI Defence 47% 0.2pts
10thKit Icon ARS Attack 35% 5.6pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Barry +14.5pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		16pts : 90 mins 2 Goals Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Wirtz +13.0pts Talk Wirtzy To Me
Curtis French 		13pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon E.Le Fée +11.0pts Oops! I Did It Egan
Matthew Quigley 		11pts : 87 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Barcola (C) +9.8pts Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday 		10pts : 68 mins Assist Yellow Card Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Trafford +9.6pts Talk Wirtzy To Me
Curtis French 		10pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 4 Saves

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Evanilson in GW10

Bournemouth: Won 1-2 away to Ipswich Town.

Evanilson: 84 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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N.Jackson in GW10

Aston Villa: Drew 4-4 away to Man Utd.

N.Jackson: 85 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus

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Van Hecke in GW10

Spurs: Lost 1-0 away to Leeds.

Van Hecke: 90 mins

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Tavernier in GW10

Bournemouth: Won 1-2 away to Ipswich Town.

Tavernier: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Isak in GW10

Liverpool: Won 1-3 away to Crystal Palace.

Isak: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

Player #Trans. Form GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
Kit Icon Evanilson 12 8.6 9NFO (6.0) ful (5.4) BHA (5.3) HUL (5.3) ars (5.4)
Kit Icon N.Jackson 9 8.8 11SUN (5.6) ips (6.2) EVE (5.0) CRY (5.8) cov (6.1)
Kit Icon Van Hecke 7 6.6 4IPS (6.5) sun (6.4) FUL (6.1) ARS (6.1) hul (6.1)
Kit Icon Tavernier 6 5.4 3NFO (6.3) ful (5.8) BHA (5.5) HUL (5.7) ars (5.8)
Kit Icon Isak 5 5.6 8MUN (6.6) eve (5.5) SUN (6.2) che (6.7) LEE (5.5)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW10

Chelsea: Lost 1-0 away to Sunderland.

João Pedro: Did not play.

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Cherki in GW10

Man City: Lost 3-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Cherki: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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Diop in GW10

Ipswich Town: Lost 1-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Diop: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Hall in GW10

Newcastle: Drew 1-1 away to Fulham.

Hall: 90 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW10

Nott'm Forest: Won 3-1 at home to Man City.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins Assist

Player #Trans. Form GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
Kit Icon João Pedro 16 2.8 xLEE (0.0) nfo (5.1) CRY (5.3) LIV (4.8) mci (4.7)
Kit Icon Cherki 4 4.0 9FUL (5.1) ars (5.1) LEE (5.0) bre (5.1) CHE (6.0)
Kit Icon Diop 3 1.8 1tot (3.8) AVL (3.8) cov (3.9) lee (3.8) NEW (3.9)
Kit Icon Hall 3 3.0 4ARS (4.7) bha (4.5) MUN (4.9) SUN (4.8) ips (4.9)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 3 2.2 5bou (5.9) CHE (6.6) hul (5.5) BHA (5.3) sun (6.2)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW10 Score
BB KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 112
BB Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 83
BB Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 74
TC enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 65
BB Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 64
WC Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 61
BB Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 60
WC Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 56

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW10) Rank (GW10) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+4) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 👑 🦴 740 BB 112 10k 7675 Haaland (4) 16/16 1 (11)
2 Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 727 72 36k 5.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
3 Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 722 67 13k 1.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
4 (-3) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 717 60 27k 4.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
5 (+1) Farke Night Rises Jacob Roddie 694 67 81k 833k Haaland (4) 12/12
6 (+1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 691 69 281k 6.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (11)
7 (-3) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 690 61 145k 4.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-1)
8 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 682 60 205k 3.9M Haaland (4) 12/12
9 (+8) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 676 BB 83 454k 833k Haaland (4) 16/16
10 Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 673 69 394k 2.6M Isak (16) 12/12 1 (-3)
11 (+4) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 666 67 666k 5.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
12 (-3) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 664 59 378k 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (5)
13 (+5) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 661 68 637k 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
14 (+11) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 661 73 960k 5.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (7)
15 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 660 62 447k 1.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
16 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 659 58 597k 5.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
17 (-5) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 659 57 794k 9.4M Isak (16) 12/12 3 (9)
18 (-5) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 659 57 857k 9.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (7)
19 (+4) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 657 64 988k 8.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
20 enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 657 65 885k 6.1M TC Haaland (6) 13/13
21 (-10) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 655 51 733k 9.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
22 (-1) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 654 59 548k 2.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
23 (+1) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 654 BB 64 885k 3.8M Haaland (4) 16/16 2 (-10) H
24 (-2) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 652 57 927k 8.6M Rogers (4) 12/12 1 (11)
25 (+9) Scooby snaka Iain L 652 76 1.3M 5.0M Isak (16) 12/12 1 (6)
26 (-7) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 651 54 1.1M 10.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
27 (+4) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 647 66 1.1M 4.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (12)
28 (+1) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 646 62 566k 538k Haaland (4) 12/12
29 (-2) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 645 60 821k 2.6M Calafiori (12) 12/12 1 (11)
30 (+7) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 645 71 1.1M 1.4M Isak (16) 12/12 2 (8) H
31 (-5) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 645 61 1.3M 8.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 6 (10)
32 FFS FC David French 643 67 1.0M 1.9M Haaland (4) 12/12
33 (+3) dan Daniel Jarred 643 72 1.8M 8.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
34 (+4) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 634 60 1.7M 8.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
35 (-2) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 633 55 1.6M 9.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
36 (-8) Take my breath (a) James Carr 632 47 1.1M 6.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
37 (+2) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 🧠 631 57 1.1M 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
38 (-3) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 630 54 1.3M 5.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
39 (-9) UTT Aidan Fleming 624 40 1.1M 5.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
40 Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 🤡 619 51 1.8M 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-6)
41 (+3) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 618 61 2.4M 6.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (-1) H
42 (+10) Doesn't Mattsson James White 612 69 2.5M 3.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (13)
43 (+14) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 611 82 2.9M 1.5M Rogers (4) 12/12 3 (3)
44 (+1) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 611 54 3.1M 10.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (6) H
45 (-2) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 611 51 2.2M 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
46 Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 611 56 1.6M 1.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
47 (-5) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 610 55 2.4M 7.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (8)
48 (-7) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 608 42 1.8M 5.6M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
49 Change Name Harvey Skelton 608 65 2.7M 3.9M Haaland (4) 12/12
50 (+8) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 607 79 2.9M 1.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
51 (-3) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 604 53 3.1M 10.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
52 (-2) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 604 56 2.5M 4.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 6 (21)
53 MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 604 65 3.3M 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
54 (+1) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 597 69 4.0M 7.9M Haaland (4) 12/12
55 (-4) Cheese FC Edward Capper 588 44 3.3M 9.5M Haaland (4) 11/11 💀
56 (-9) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 587 61 3.9M 6.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-1)
57 (-1) Slimane Shady Ryan B 586 55 3.4M 4.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
58 (-4) CRAB Richard Holland 582 43 3.2M 6.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (2)
59 (+12) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 580 79 4.4M 1.1M Isak (16) 12/12 2 (8)
60 (+2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 575 55 4.8M 10.4M Palmer (4) 12/12 1 (7)
61 (-1) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 573 49 3.3M 1.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 4 (15)
62 (-1) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 570 46 4.7M 10.6M Palmer (4) 12/12
63 (+6) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 569 65 5.1M 6.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
64 (+3) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 569 69 5.0M 3.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (8)
65 (+1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 568 59 4.0M 1.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
66 (-7) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 566 38 3.8M 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
67 (-3) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 565 47 4.3M 6.0M Gabriel (16) 12/12 2 (2)
68 (+9) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 564 72 5.6M 5.0M Evanilson (18) 12/12 1 (1)
69 (+1) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 564 69 5.2M 3.3M Evanilson (18) 12/12 1 (0)
70 (+3) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 560 61 4.9M 2.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
71 (-3) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 560 54 5.2M 7.9M Raya (12) 12/12 💀
72 (+4) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 558 64 4.8M 1.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
73 (-10) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 557 38 4.5M 8.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
74 (-9) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 557 42 4.2M 3.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
75 (-3) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 556 60 5.0M 2.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
76 (-2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 555 57 4.7M 1.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
77 (+1) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 551 59 5.8M 6.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
78 (+1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 540 62 6.7M 8.2M Isak (16) 12/12 2 (2)
79 (+2) Wizard Max Allars 533 52 6.6M 5.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 4 (3) H H
80 (+4) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 533 59 7.5M 11.1M B.Fernandes (20) 12/12 💀
81 (+1) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 531 64 6.9M 5.4M Evanilson (18) 12/12 1 (11)
82 (+5) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 🥊 529 BB 74 7.0M 1.8M Barcola (10) 15/15 1 (-1)
83 (-3) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 527 43 6.4M 8.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (5)
84 (+7) Knees Santos Faysal Miah ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 527 78 7.4M 2.6M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 1 (9)
85 (-10) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 516 57 6.9M 2.3M Havertz (4) 12/12 1 (2)
86 (-3) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 516 41 6.4M 4.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
87 (+6) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 512 65 7.1M 624k Haaland (4) 12/12
88 Min Woo Lee James Cushen 512 53 7.0M 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
89 (+1) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 🔮 509 56 7.6M 4.7M Rogers (4) 12/12 4 (23) H
90 (-4) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 🐓 500 37 7.2M 6.1M Davis (-2) 12/12
91 (-6) TS36 Thomas Sutton 499 28 7.4M 10.6M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
92 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 489 BB 60 8.8M 4.7M Rogers (4) 15/15 5 (3) H H H H
93 (+1) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 486 66 8.6M 4.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
🥚 (-5) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 484 29 7.9M 10.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀

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