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🏆 GW11 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

64 pts

Paqueta Crisps
Jacob Slater

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

21 pts

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

7×⚽️

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

O’Reilly

It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+14 places

Paqueta Crisps
Jacob Slater

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-11 places

Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

297 BPS

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

19 pts

'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟨 🟨

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

103

Ass Kickers Utd III
David French

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

48

Out on Bale
Ben Shaw

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+13 pts

Paqueta Crisps
Jacob Slater

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-10 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 58.5% 4pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 12.3% 7pts
3rd Kit Icon M.Salah 8.5% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Gabriel 4.7% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Semenyo 1.9% 0pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 33.0% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Dúbravka 14.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Sánchez 12.3% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 11.3% 7pts
5th Kit Icon Pope 8.5% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 56.6% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Senesi 39.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 36.8% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Van de Ven 25.5% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Calafiori 15.1% 1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 82.1% 0pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 36.8% 7pts
3rd Kit Icon Grealish 30.2% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Caicedo 28.3% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Rice 26.4% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 86.8% 4pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 45.3% 7pts
3rd Kit Icon Woltemade 42.5% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Mateta 39.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Thiago 11.3% 13pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 154% 2.5pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 153% 1.0pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 117% 4.0pts
4thKit Icon BOU Attack 88% 0.0pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 66% 5.7pts
6thKit Icon CRY Attack 62% 2.3pts
7thKit Icon EVE Attack 57% 3.2pts
8thKit Icon NEW Attack 50% 4.5pts
9thKit Icon MUN Attack 48% 6.4pts
10thKit Icon BOU Defence 47% 1.8pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon O’Reilly +11.0pts It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday 		11pts : 90 mins Assist Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Doku +10.8pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		11pts : 73 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Mitchell +10.8pts Titus Shambles
Harry Everett 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Cullen +10.0pts ALISSON WONDERLAND
Ronald Cvek 		10pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Gibbs-White (C) +10.0pts Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin 		20pts : 87 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

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Mateta in GW11

Crystal Palace: Drew 0-0 at home to Brighton.

Mateta: 90 mins

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Caicedo in GW11

Chelsea: Won 3-0 at home to Wolves.

Caicedo: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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João Pedro in GW11

Chelsea: Won 3-0 at home to Wolves.

João Pedro: 82 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Sarr in GW11

Crystal Palace: Drew 0-0 at home to Brighton.

Sarr: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Mbeumo in GW11

Man Utd: Drew 2-2 away to Spurs.

Mbeumo: 90 mins Goal

Player #Trans. Form GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15 GW16
Kit Icon Mateta 12 4.3 2wol (7.1) MUN (6.2) bur (7.0) ful (5.8) MCI (5.1)
Kit Icon Caicedo 11 4.7 2bur (5.8) ARS (4.9) lee (5.8) bou (5.3) EVE (5.4)
Kit Icon João Pedro 7 6.0 7bur (7.1) ARS (4.9) lee (6.8) bou (5.7) EVE (5.9)
Kit Icon Sarr 7 2.7 3wol (6.0) MUN (5.3) bur (5.9) ful (5.2) MCI (4.6)
Kit Icon Mbeumo 7 8.0 7EVE (6.4) cry (5.7) WHU (7.7) wol (8.1) BOU (6.2)

Transferred Out:

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Gyökeres in GW11

Arsenal: Drew 2-2 away to Sunderland.

Gyökeres: Did not play.

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Reijnders in GW11

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Liverpool.

Reijnders: Did not play.

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Kudus in GW11

Spurs: Drew 2-2 at home to Man Utd.

Kudus: Did not play.

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Woltemade in GW11

Newcastle: Lost 3-1 away to Brentford.

Woltemade: 90 mins Assist

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Virgil in GW11

Liverpool: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Virgil: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

Player #Trans. Form GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15 GW16
Kit Icon Gyökeres ⚠️ 14 3.0 xTOT (2.0) che (4.1) BRE (4.2) avl (4.0) WOL (5.0)
Kit Icon Reijnders 10 0.7 xnew (3.9) LEE (4.4) ful (4.0) SUN (3.7) cry (3.7)
Kit Icon Kudus ⚠️ 10 1.3 xars (2.6) FUL (4.5) new (4.4) BRE (4.5) nfo (4.7)
Kit Icon Woltemade 6 2.7 5MCI (3.9) eve (4.2) TOT (4.3) BUR (4.9) sun (3.9)
Kit Icon Virgil 4 3.0 1NFO (6.0) whu (6.1) SUN (5.8) lee (6.6) BHA (5.6)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW11 Score
BB Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 64
BB Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 57
TC Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 57
BB Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 55
FH HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 48
FH McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 44
BB You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 44
BB Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 42
WC1 Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 42
BB Cheese FC Edward Capper 40
BB Ass Kickers Utd III David French 38
FH Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 38
FH Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 31

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW11) Rank (GW11) Captain Trans.
1 (+2) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 724 51 23k 1.2M Haaland (8)
2 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 722 47 28k 1.4M Haaland (8) 2 (12) H
3 (-1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 707 35 73k 7.9M Haaland (8) 1 (6)
4 (+3) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 705 56 82k 616k Haaland (8) 2 (1)
5 (-1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 693 31 162k 9.6M Enzo (6)
6 (+3) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 693 51 163k 1.2M Haaland (8)
7 (+1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy ⚽️ 🦴 693 60 169k 136k João Pedro (14) 2 (13) H
8 (+3) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 692 BB 55 170k 638k Haaland (8)
9 (-3) dan Daniel Jarred 687 38 228k 6.3M Gabriel (2) 1 (12)
10 (-5) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 682 28 285k 10.7M Haaland (8)
11 (+4) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 675 46 397k 2.5M Haaland (8)
12 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 674 41 412k 4.9M Gabriel (2) 2 (0)
13 (+5) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 674 50 418k 1.6M Gabriel (2) 2 (4)
14 (-1) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 665 33 607k 8.9M Haaland (8) 1 (-3)
15 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 664 37 628k 6.5M Haaland (8)
16 (+6) chumpians Iain L 662 41 683k 4.5M Haaland (8)
17 (+3) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 662 39 687k 5.8M João Pedro (14) 1 (7)
18 (+5) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 661 41 714k 4.8M Haaland (8) 1 (0)
19 (+5) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 660 46 736k 2.7M Haaland (8) 1 (3)
20 (-10) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 660 41 756k 4.5M Haaland (8)
21 (-7) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 🥊 658 28 798k 10.9M João Pedro (14) 1 (2)
22 (-5) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 657 31 819k 9.6M Haaland (8)
23 (+9) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 656 59 852k 311k Haaland (8)
24 (-3) Estève the Best William Pinnington 656 34 858k 8.1M Haaland (8)
25 (+4) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 655 53 888k 983k João Pedro (14) 1 (2)
26 (+4) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 652 50 974k 1.6M João Pedro (14) 1 (3)
27 (+7) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 647 53 1.2M 983k Haaland (8) 1 (3)
28 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 642 42 1.3M 4.1M Haaland (8)
29 (-4) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 642 BB 38 1.4M 6.3M Haaland (8) 1 (7)
30 (-11) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 🐓 641 21 1.4M 10.7M M.Salah (4) 3 (-9) H H
31 (-4) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 639 29 1.5M 10.4M Haaland (8)
32 (+4) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 638 46 1.5M 2.5M Haaland (8)
33 (-7) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 637 26 1.5M 11.4M Semenyo (0) 1 (-8)
34 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 635 37 1.6M 7.0M Haaland (8) 2 (-3)
35 (+5) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 633 47 1.7M 2.2M João Pedro (14)
36 (-5) Wizard Max Allars 631 29 1.8M 10.7M Haaland (8) 3 (-5)
37 (+9) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 628 BB 57 2.0M 497k Caicedo (4) 1 (12)
38 (+3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 627 46 2.0M 2.7M Haaland (8) 1 (6)
39 (-1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 622 36 2.2M 7.1M Haaland (8)
40 (+12) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 620 51 2.3M 1.2M Mbeumo (14)
41 (+7) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 617 48 2.5M 1.9M Haaland (8)
42 (-5) ddd Maciek Kalka 616 24 2.5M 11.7M Haaland (8)
43 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 615 34 2.6M 6.4M Haaland (8) 2 (5) H
44 (-11) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 614 26 2.7M 11.4M Haaland (8) 1 (0)
45 (+4) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 612 39 2.7M 5.5M Haaland (8)
46 (-7) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 612 34 2.8M 8.5M Estêvão (8) 1 (3)
47 (+6) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 610 FH 44 2.8M 3.2M João Pedro (14) 7 (-3)
48 (-3) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 610 38 2.9M 6.0M Haaland (8)
49 (+7) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 609 44 2.9M 3.5M Haaland (8) 1 (2)
50 (+8) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 609 54 2.9M 835k Haaland (8) 1 (3)
51 (+3) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 607 41 3.0M 4.5M Haaland (8)
52 (-10) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 605 28 3.1M 10.9M Haaland (8) 1 (-3)
53 (+17) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 👑 🔮 601 BB 64 3.3M 140k Haaland (8) 3 (13)
54 (-4) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 601 FH 38 3.4M 6.0M João Pedro (14) 3 (-4)
55 (+11) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 600 53 3.4M 894k Haaland (8)
56 (-5) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 599 32 3.5M 9.4M João Pedro (14) 1 (3)
57 (+2) Palmer Violets James Carr 597 35 3.6M 7.6M João Pedro (14)
58 (+4) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 595 BB 44 3.7M 3.5M Haaland (8) 2 (3)
59 (-12) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 593 FH 31 3.8M 9.6M Gabriel (2) 8 (10)
60 Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 592 30 3.8M 10.0M Haaland (8)
61 (+3) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 591 43 3.9M 3.9M Haaland (8) 1 (7)
62 (-1) Jurásek Park James White 586 34 4.2M 8.5M Haaland (8) 1 (5)
63 (-6) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 586 BB 42 4.2M 4.3M Haaland (8) 1 (-5)
64 (+1) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 585 41 4.2M 4.9M Haaland (8) 2 (-7)
65 (+2) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 583 36 4.3M 7.1M Haaland (8) 💀
66 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 583 47 4.4M 2.4M Haaland (8) 1 (13)
67 (+1) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 579 38 4.6M 6.0M Gabriel (2)
68 (-5) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 579 37 4.6M 6.9M Haaland (8) 1 (-2)
69 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 575 46 4.8M 2.5M Haaland (8)
70 (+5) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 570 42 5.1M 4.1M Haaland (8) WC 11 (0)
71 (+2) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 569 51 5.1M 1.2M Haaland (8)
72 (+4) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 566 48 5.3M 2.1M Haaland (8) 1 (0)
73 (+4) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 565 45 5.3M 2.8M M.Salah (4) 💀
74 (-2) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 560 35 5.6M 7.6M Haaland (8)
75 (+5) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 559 45 5.7M 2.8M M.Salah (4) 💀
76 (+3) Cheese FC Edward Capper 555 BB 40 5.9M 5.3M Haaland (8) 1 (2)
77 (+5) klopp till you drop Adam French 554 42 5.9M 4.4M João Pedro (14) 2 (3)
78 (+8) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 🧑‍🔬 553 59 6.0M 311k Woltemade (10)
79 (+4) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 550 49 6.2M 1.8M Gibbs-White (20) 1 (2)
80 (+1) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 547 34 6.3M 8.1M Grealish (6)
81 (-3) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 546 27 6.4M 11.2M Mateta (4) 1 (-3)
82 (+5) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 545 40 6.4M 5.0M Haaland (8)
83 (+2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 540 57 6.7M 449k TC João Pedro (21)
84 (+5) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 539 36 6.7M 7.1M Haaland (8)
85 (+8) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 537 44 6.8M 3.5M Haaland (8) 2 (6)
86 (+9) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 536 46 6.9M 2.7M Haaland (8) 1 (-1)
87 (-43) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 536 28 6.9M 9.5M J.Timber (2) 2 (-8) H
88 (-4) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 535 30 6.9M 10.0M Hall (0) 💀
89 (-15) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 535 21 6.9M 12.1M Semenyo (0) 2 (-2)
90 (+6) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 532 51 7.1M 1.2M Haaland (8)
91 (-3) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 🧠 532 40 7.1M 5.4M Woltemade (10) 2 (-3)
92 (-1) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 532 36 7.1M 7.4M Haaland (8) 1 (9)
93 (+6) SaughallXI Curtis French 529 53 7.2M 894k Saka (24)
94 Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 526 35 7.3M 8.0M M.Salah (4) 2 (4)
95 (-40) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🤡 524 26 7.5M 10.3M Haaland (8) 2 (-10) H
96 (-4) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 522 27 7.5M 11.0M M.Salah (4)
97 Sloppykloppy James Cushen 518 39 7.7M 5.8M Ekitiké (2) 1 (1)
98 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 516 38 7.8M 6.0M Mateta (4)
99 (-9) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 516 33 7.8M 8.9M Haaland (8) 1 (-1)
100 Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 509 36 8.1M 7.1M M.Salah (4) 💀
101 (+2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 501 43 8.4M 3.6M Haaland (8)
102 (+2) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 488 37 8.9M 6.5M M.Salah (4) 💀
103 (+2) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 488 FH 48 8.9M 1.9M João Pedro (14) 12 (8)
104 (-2) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 484 25 9.0M 11.5M M.Salah (4) 💀
105 (-4) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 482 33 9.1M 9.1M M.Salah (4) 5 (-3)
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 431 43 10.4M 3.6M Raya (2) 💀

League Graphs

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