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🏆 BGW31 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

69 pts

Ivan Cruzcampo
Thomas Ladbury

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

16 pts

Wizard
Max Allars

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Beto

Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+9 places

Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-13 places

Wizard
Max Allars

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

258 BPS

Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

27 pts

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

88.5'

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

Flo, Mo & Bros
Luke Scamp

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

102

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

29

Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+16 pts

ABCDE FC
Ben Pelling

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-1 pts

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 40.6% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 18.9%
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 13.2% 1pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 6.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Thiago 5.7% 4pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Dúbravka 32.1% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Kelleher 15.1% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Pickford 10.4% 7pts
4th Kit Icon Sánchez 10.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Leno 9.4% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Virgil 51.9% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Senesi 24.5% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Andersen 21.7% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Thiaw 18.9% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Hill 17.9% -1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 68.9% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon Wilson 49.1% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 34.0% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 23.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gordon 20.8% 10pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon João Pedro 58.5% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 52.8% 4pts
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 52.8% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Haaland 32.1%
5th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 13.2% 5pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MUN Attack 154% 6.5pts
2ndKit Icon LIV Attack 111% 1.3pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 104% 1.7pts
4thKit Icon BRE Attack 79% 3.0pts
5thKit Icon MCI Attack 75%
6thKit Icon FUL Attack 67% 7.4pts
7thKit Icon LIV Defence 60% 2.6pts
8thKit Icon BOU Defence 49% 0.4pts
9thKit Icon AVL Attack 43% 6.0pts
10thKit Icon BUR Defence 41% 2.2pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Beto +16.0pts Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin 		16pts : 81 mins 2 Goals Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Welbeck +12.0pts Ballon D’oyle
Eddie Doyle 		12pts : 82 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Cunha (C) +11.6pts Titus Shambles
Harry Everett 		12pts : 81 mins Assist 1 Bonus
Kit Icon Bijol +11.0pts Shoroddieroddie FC
Jacob Roddie 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Ndiaye +10.0pts Gueye for Gana
Ryan Mugnier 		10pts : 88 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Gordon in GW31

Newcastle: Lost 1-2 at home to Sunderland.

Gordon: 88 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Thiaw in GW31

Newcastle: Lost 1-2 at home to Sunderland.

Thiaw: 36 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Virgil in GW31

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Brighton.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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B.Fernandes in GW31

Man Utd: Drew 2-2 away to Bournemouth.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Ekitiké in GW31

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Brighton.

Ekitiké: 7 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36
Kit Icon Gordon 19 6.4 10cry (4.3) BOU (4.3) ars (3.8) BHA (4.4) nfo (4.5)
Kit Icon Thiaw 18 3.4 0cry (5.6) BOU (5.8) ars (5.2) BHA (5.7) nfo (5.8)
Kit Icon Virgil 14 4.8 3FUL (6.1) eve (6.0) CRY (5.8) mun (5.9) CHE (5.8)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 13 9.2 13LEE (7.5) che (7.0) BRE (6.9) LIV (6.7) sun (6.8)
Kit Icon Ekitiké 12 4.2 1FUL (5.2) eve (5.1) CRY (5.0) mun (5.3) CHE (5.3)

Transferred Out:

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Haaland in GW31

No fixture.

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Semenyo in GW31

No fixture.

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Guéhi in GW31

No fixture.

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Rice in GW31

No fixture.

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J.Timber in GW31

No fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36
Kit Icon Haaland 30 2.5 -che (6.3) ARS (5.0) bur (7.6) eve (6.0) BRE (6.1)
Kit Icon Semenyo 26 5.2 -che (6.3) ARS (5.1) bur (7.5) eve (6.1) BRE (6.1)
Kit Icon Guéhi 21 2.8 -che (4.8) ARS (4.4) bur (5.5) eve (4.9) BRE (4.9)
Kit Icon Rice 20 3.8 -BOU (6.1) mci (5.7) NEW (6.1) FUL (6.2) whu (6.6)
Kit Icon J.Timber 18 6.2 -BOU (6.6) mci (5.4) NEW (5.9) FUL (6.4) whu (6.9)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW31 Score
FH Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 69
FH Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 67
FH Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 65
FH Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 64
FH Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 63
FH Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 62
FH McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 61
FH Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 60
FH FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 60
FH Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 60
FH Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 60
FH Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 59
FH Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 59
FH Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 59
FH Out on Bale Ben Shaw 59
FH Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 57
FH Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 55
FH Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 54
FH A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 54
FH Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 53
FH Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 53
FH Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 52
FH Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 50
FH Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 49
FH Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 49
FH Sloppykloppy James Cushen 48

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW31) Rank (GW31) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+2) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 👑 1,923 69 4587 369k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 3 (14)
2 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,910 54 8848 2.8M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 2 (1)
3 (-2) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,905 54 11k 2.8M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 3 (4)
4 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,901 66 13k 633k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 1 (10)
5 (-1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,899 63 14k 1.1M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 3 (16)
6 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,854 FH 50 84k 3.4M Wilson (18) 12/12 7 (34)
7 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,852 48 89k 4.0M Calvert-Lewin (4) 11/11 1 (2)
8 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,849 62 99k 1.2M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 1 (4)
9 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,847 54 104k 2.6M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12
10 (-2) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,842 55 124k 2.5M Thiago (8) 12/12 2 (7)
11 (+3) chumpians Iain L 1,829 65 180k 791k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 3 (7)
12 (+1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,818 57 239k 2.0M Haaland (0) 8/8
13 (-1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,818 60 241k 1.5M B.Fernandes (26) 11/11 1 (6)
14 (+1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,811 FH 59 286k 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 13 (17)
15 (+2) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 🧠 1,803 FH 69 348k 308k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 9 (39)
16 (-5) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,796 56 412k 2.2M Wilson (18) 12/12
17 (-1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,793 53 434k 2.8M Haaland (0) 10/10
18 (+1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,781 60 556k 1.4M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12
19 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,778 FH 60 588k 1.4M Thiago (8) 12/12 11 (45)
20 (-2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,778 46 591k 4.5M Palmer (4) 12/12 3 (15)
21 Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,774 60 635k 1.6M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 2 (5)
22 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,762 61 794k 1.3M B.Fernandes (26) 11/11
23 (+5) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,756 64 877k 911k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 2 (5)
24 (+1) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,749 57 986k 2.1M B.Fernandes (26) 11/11 1 (1)
25 (-2) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,744 42 1.1M 5.2M Ekitiké (2) 10/11
26 (+1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,742 57 1.1M 2.1M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 2 (11)
27 (+3) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,739 FH 54 1.1M 2.6M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 10 (9)
28 (-2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,739 48 1.1M 3.8M Semenyo (0) 9/9
29 FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,738 FH 60 1.2M 1.4M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 12 (31)
30 (-6) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,731 29 1.3M 8.4M Ekitiké (2) 9/9
31 (+2) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 🔮 1,731 57 1.3M 1.4M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 4 (16) H
32 (+7) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,728 59 1.3M 1.1M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 4 (7) H
33 (+2) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,721 53 1.5M 2.9M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 1 (0)
34 (+6) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,716 49 1.6M 3.8M Wilson (18) 12/12 2 (10)
35 (+1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,712 FH 52 1.6M 3.0M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 13 (4)
36 (-5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,708 51 1.7M 3.4M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 1 (0)
37 Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,707 FH 49 1.7M 3.6M Thiago (8) 12/12 13 (30)
38 (+6) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,704 FH 65 1.8M 681k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 8 (35)
39 (+7) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,704 61 1.8M 791k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 3 (7) H
40 (-6) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,703 49 1.8M 3.0M Palmer (4) 12/12 4 (11) H
41 (-3) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,701 24 1.9M 9.7M Ekitiké (2) 9/9
42 (+1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,698 FH 53 1.9M 2.8M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 12 (24)
43 (+6) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,693 FH 67 2.0M 467k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 9 (23)
44 (+7) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,691 FH 63 2.1M 954k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 11 (37)
45 Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,690 43 2.1M 4.9M Ekitiké (2) 11/11
46 (+10) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,679 FH 59 2.4M 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 10 (20)
47 (+3) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,678 49 2.4M 3.8M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 1 (1)
48 (-1) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,675 43 2.5M 4.9M Rice (0) 9/10 💀
49 (-8) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,674 36 2.5M 6.6M Semenyo (0) 9/10
50 (+2) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,672 48 2.5M 3.8M Haaland (0) 9/9
51 (-3) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,670 37 2.6M 6.3M Haaland (0) 8/9
52 (+7) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,665 FH 59 2.7M 1.6M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 5 (20)
53 (+2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,659 37 2.8M 6.3M Haaland (0) 7/7 💀
54 (+4) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,659 FH 60 2.8M 1.4M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 4 (8)
55 (-2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,653 25 3.0M 9.5M Palmer (4) 10/10
56 (+4) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,650 FH 61 3.1M 1.3M Wilson (18) 12/12 12 (22)
57 (+6) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,643 FH 59 3.2M 1.6M Bowen (4) 12/12 14 (29)
58 (+8) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,636 60 3.4M 1.4M Haaland (0) 11/11 💀
59 (+3) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,634 49 3.5M 3.8M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 1 (13)
60 (+1) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,633 44 3.5M 4.9M Virgil (6) 12/12 1 (0)
61 (+3) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,630 51 3.6M 3.2M Virgil (6) 12/12
62 (-8) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,627 60 3.7M 911k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 2 (5) H
63 (-6) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,624 13 3.7M 12.1M Haaland (0) 8/8 💀
64 (+8) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins ⚽️ 1,623 FH 64 3.8M 810k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 6 (18)
65 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 🥊 1,621 FH 60 3.8M 1.4M B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 6 (20)
66 (+11) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 🧑‍🔬 🦴 1,620 67 3.8M 467k Thiago (8) 10/10
67 Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,616 42 3.9M 5.2M Haaland (0) 8/8 💀
68 (+3) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,616 60 3.9M 1.4M Haaland (0) 11/11 💀
69 (-37) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,610 FH 55 4.1M 2.4M Wilson (18) 12/12 8 (3)
70 (+9) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,606 FH 54 4.2M 2.6M João Pedro (4) 12/12 11 (30)
71 (+2) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,605 39 4.2M 5.9M Rogers (12) 9/10 💀
72 (+3) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,604 FH 57 4.3M 2.0M Szoboszlai (6) 12/12 14 (20)
73 (+3) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,603 41 4.3M 5.4M Cunha (12) 10/10
74 (+4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,591 34 4.6M 7.1M Ekitiké (2) 10/10
75 (-10) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,590 16 4.6M 11.6M Haaland (0) 8/9 💀
76 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,588 36 4.7M 6.6M Haaland (0) 6/6 💀
77 (+10) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,586 66 4.7M 663k B.Fernandes (26) 12/12 3 (16)
78 (-10) Wizard Max Allars 🐓 1,586 16 4.7M 11.6M Haaland (0) 7/7
79 (+3) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,582 FH 62 4.8M 1.1M João Pedro (4) 12/12 11 (46)
80 (-6) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,581 16 4.8M 11.6M Grealish (0) 8/10 💀
81 (+4) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,578 59 4.9M 1.7M Gordon (20) 12/12 1 (3)
82 (+1) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,575 42 5.0M 5.2M Virgil (6) 9/9
83 (+1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,573 37 5.1M 6.3M Haaland (0) 9/9 💀
84 (-3) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,571 27 5.1M 8.9M Haaland (0) 8/9 💀
85 (-15) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,569 16 5.2M 11.6M João Pedro (4) 8/9
86 Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,566 44 5.2M 4.7M Haaland (0) 11/11 💀
87 (+2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,559 FH 53 5.4M 2.8M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 7 (33)
88 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,557 55 5.5M 2.4M B.Fernandes (26) 9/10 💀
89 (-47) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,554 32 5.6M 7.6M Hill (-2) 9/9
90 (+4) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,539 64 5.9M 810k Watkins (18) 11/12 💀
91 Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,526 FH 49 6.2M 3.6M Thiago (8) 12/12 5 (24)
92 (+6) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,511 48 6.6M 3.8M M.Salah (0) 8/8 💀
93 (-3) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,505 15 6.7M 11.8M Haaland (0) 8/8 💀
94 (+7) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,499 58 6.9M 1.8M Haaland (0) 12/12 💀
95 (+5) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,499 FH 48 6.9M 3.8M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 6 (19)
96 (+1) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,499 35 6.9M 6.8M Ekitiké (2) 9/9
97 (-2) Jurásek Park James White 1,496 26 6.9M 9.2M Haaland (0) 9/9 💀
98 (-2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,492 19 7.0M 11.0M Haaland (0) 8/10 💀
99 (-7) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,487 15 7.1M 11.8M Guéhi (0) 6/8 💀
100 (-7) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,470 14 7.5M 12.0M Haaland (0) 6/8 💀
101 (-2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 🤡 1,464 30 7.7M 7.3M João Pedro (4) 12/12 2 (-1) H
102 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,460 22 7.7M 10.2M M.Salah (0) 10/12
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,456 39 7.8M 5.9M Gyökeres (0) 9/9 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,359 44 9.5M 4.7M M.Salah (0) 12/12 💀
105 (+1) Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,269 48 10.7M 3.8M Isak (0) 9/11 💀
🥚 (-1) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,248 7 10.9M 12.8M M.Salah (0) 6/8 💀

League Graphs

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