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🏆 GW16 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

67 pts

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

13 pts

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Ekitiké (C)

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+12 places

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-10 places

Estève the Best
William Pinnington

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

276 BPS

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

23 pts

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

69.5'

Palmer Violets
James Carr

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨

Ass Kickers Utd III
David French

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

66

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

12

Fidler utd
Jack Fidler

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+38 pts

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-18 pts

SaughallXI
Curtis French

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 40.6% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Saka 26.4% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 6.6%
4th Kit Icon M.Salah 4.7% 7pts
5th Kit Icon Eze 4.7% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 37.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 14.2% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Dúbravka 10.4% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 9.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Kelleher 5.7%

Defence

1st Kit Icon J.Timber 44.3% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 31.1% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Chalobah 19.8% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Cash 18.9% -1pts
5th Kit Icon Virgil 17.9% 6pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Foden 57.5% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 38.7%
3rd Kit Icon Saka 37.7% 11pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 29.2% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 26.4%

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 53.8%
3rd Kit Icon Woltemade 30.2% -1pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 25.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Ekitiké 10.4% 13pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 207% 2.5pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Attack 130% 3.9pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 99% 2.1pts
4thKit Icon BRE Attack 65%
5thKit Icon NEW Attack 61% -0.1pts
6thKit Icon MUN Attack 55%
7thKit Icon CHE Defence 52% 8.0pts
8thKit Icon CHE Attack 47% 2.8pts
9thKit Icon CRY Defence 44% 1.1pts
10thKit Icon BOU Attack 43%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Ekitiké (C) +25.1pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		26pts : 77 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Gusto +17.5pts Wizard
Max Allars 		18pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +11.9pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		12pts : 57 mins Goal
Kit Icon Wirtz (C) +10.0pts It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday 		10pts : 77 mins Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Smith Rowe +8.0pts Stach My Ants On
Reece Smith 		8pts : 88 mins Goal 1 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Foden in GW16

Man City: Won 0-1 away to Crystal Palace.

Foden: 59 mins

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Thiago in GW16

Brentford: Home to Leeds.

Thiago: Upcoming fixture.

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Cash in GW16

Aston Villa: Drew 2-2 away to West Ham.

Cash: 58 mins Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Saka in GW16

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Wolves.

Saka: 90 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus

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Wilson in GW16

Fulham: Won 2-3 away to Burnley.

Wilson: 88 mins Goal 2 Assists 3 Bonus

Player #Trans. Form GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21
Kit Icon Foden 31 9.4 1WHU (6.7) nfo (6.0) sun (5.5) CHE (5.7) BHA (6.1)
Kit Icon Thiago 24 4.0 -wol (7.5) BOU (5.8) TOT (6.5) eve (6.0) SUN (5.6)
Kit Icon Cash 17 4.0 -1MUN (5.2) che (4.9) ars (4.5) NFO (5.2) cry (4.8)
Kit Icon Saka 16 6.0 11eve (6.2) BHA (6.4) AVL (6.0) bou (6.1) LIV (6.0)
Kit Icon Wilson 13 8.8 16NFO (5.4) whu (5.9) cry (4.8) LIV (5.1) CHE (5.1)

Transferred Out:

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Mateta in GW16

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-1 at home to Man City.

Mateta: 59 mins

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Muñoz in GW16

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-1 at home to Man City.

Muñoz: Benched.

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Mbeumo in GW16

Man Utd: Home to Bournemouth.

Mbeumo: Upcoming fixture.

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Semenyo in GW16

Bournemouth: Away to Man Utd.

Semenyo: Upcoming fixture.

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Gakpo in GW16

Liverpool: Won 2-0 at home to Brighton.

Gakpo: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21
Kit Icon Mateta ⚠️ 30 2.4 1lee (5.3) TOT (5.6) FUL (5.4) new (5.2) AVL (5.1)
Kit Icon Muñoz 18 5.8 🪑lee (0.0) TOT (0.0) FUL (0.0) new (0.0) AVL (0.0)
Kit Icon Mbeumo 17 2.4 -avl (6.2) NEW (6.3) WOL (8.1) lee (7.8) bur (8.2)
Kit Icon Semenyo 17 1.6 -BUR (7.1) bre (5.9) che (5.6) ARS (4.8) TOT (6.0)
Kit Icon Gakpo 12 3.8 xtot (0.0) WOL (7.1) LEE (6.9) ful (6.0) ars (4.7)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW16 Score
BB Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 67
TC Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 59
FH Fidler utd Jack Fidler 51
FH Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 45
TC Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 45
BB Winning it Jonathan Pollard 41
BB CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 41
BB Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 37
FH Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 33
BB klopp till you drop Adam French 33
BB Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 26
BB Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 25
FH A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 24
WC1 Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 21
FH Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 21

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW16) Rank (GW16) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,027 59 950 157k Saka (22) 9/12 5 (9)
2 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,004 48 5025 750k Saka (22) 10/12 4 (9)
3 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 987 37 23k 4.9M Haaland (10) 11/12 3 (13)
4 (+5) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 970 56 47k 440k Saka (22) 9/12 3 (15)
5 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 968 46 55k 1.7M Haaland (10) 10/12 3 (2)
6 (+4) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 961 49 62k 671k Saka (22) 9/12 5 (-2)
7 (+1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 959 51 92k 1.1M Saka (22) 10/12 4 (9)
8 (-2) dan Daniel Jarred 951 33 154k 7.3M Haaland (10) 10/12 3 (9)
9 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 945 29 166k 7.3M Haaland (10) 9/12 3 (0)
10 (-6) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 940 24 170k 7.3M Thiago (0) 8/12 2 (-10)
11 Winning it Jonathan Pollard 935 BB 41 257k 3.3M Haaland (10) 10/16 3 (0)
12 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 932 43 230k 1.5M Saka (22) 10/12 3 (12)
13 (+2) chumpians Iain L 922 40 356k 2.5M Saka (22) 10/12 2 (0)
14 (-1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 920 34 341k 3.3M Saka (22) 10/12 1 (1)
15 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 914 37 440k 2.8M Saka (22) 10/12 5 (-4)
16 (+1) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 911 37 494k 3.0M Saka (22) 11/12 3 (-2)
17 (+11) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 906 59 546k 153k TC Saka (33) 12/13 4 (20)
18 (+1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 902 37 632k 2.8M Saka (22) 9/12 4 (7)
19 (+1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 901 36 856k 6.4M Haaland (10) 11/12 2 (2)
20 (+2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 898 BB 41 709k 1.8M Saka (22) 13/16 2 (0)
21 (-7) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 898 16 833k 12.3M Haaland (10) 9/12 2 (1)
22 (+5) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 892 38 910k 3.3M Gyökeres (4) 11/12 5 (16)
23 (-5) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 🥊 890 38 1.0M 3.9M Saka (22) 9/12 5 (4)
24 (+2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 888 34 897k 3.1M Saka (22) 10/12
25 (-4) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 888 31 1.2M 9.2M Haaland (10) 11/12 4 (4)
26 (+6) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 886 45 1.2M 2.8M Saka (22) 10/12 5 (13)
27 (+4) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 🧠 885 FH 45 972k 989k Saka (22) 8/12 12 (35)
28 (-4) Estève the Best William Pinnington 881 23 1.4M 11.4M Haaland (10) 11/12 5 (-6)
29 Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 876 26 1.3M 7.4M Gordon (2) 10/12 5 (-3)
30 (+3) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 875 34 1.3M 3.6M Saka (22) 10/12 2 (-7)
31 (-6) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 873 22 1.5M 11.1M Semenyo (0) 10/12 4 (-8)
32 (-2) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 873 45 1.8M 4.6M TC Haaland (15) 13/13 4 (0)
33 (+8) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 872 53 1.4M 506k Saka (22) 10/12 3 (26)
34 (-11) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 🐓 871 13 1.4M 11.4M Thiago (0) 9/12 3 (-1)
35 (-1) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 871 BB 37 1.7M 5.7M Haaland (10) 14/16 5 (-2)
36 (+2) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 871 50 1.8M 1.5M Saka (22) 11/12 6 (3) H
37 (+12) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 👑 🦴 🔮 870 BB 67 1.8M 344k Haaland (10) 14/16 5 (38)
38 (-3) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 867 36 1.6M 3.9M Saka (22) 10/12 5 (0)
39 (-2) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 866 32 1.5M 4.2M Thiago (0) 9/12 4 (16)
40 (-1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 857 33 2.0M 5.3M Haaland (10) 9/12 4 (1)
41 (-5) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 856 25 2.2M 10.9M Haaland (10) 12/12 5 (2)
42 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 856 33 2.3M 7.9M Haaland (10) 9/11
43 Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 855 FH 33 1.9M 3.4M Saka (22) 8/12 11 (11)
44 (+6) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 852 46 2.2M 1.7M Haaland (10) 10/12 💀
45 (-5) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 851 43 2.5M 3.9M Haaland (10) 11/12 5 (13)
46 (+11) ddd Maciek Kalka 843 46 2.3M 860k Ekitiké (26) 11/12 5 (16)
47 (-2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 843 26 2.5M 7.8M Haaland (10) 11/12 5 (5)
48 (+5) Wizard Max Allars 843 42 2.6M 3.0M Haaland (10) 11/12 2 (-1)
49 (-3) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 840 35 2.8M 5.7M Haaland (10) 12/12 5 (4)
50 (-6) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 839 21 2.8M 11.2M Haaland (10) 10/11 💀
51 (-3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 838 38 2.8M 3.9M Saka (22) 9/12 3 (2)
52 (+10) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 837 FH 51 2.9M 1.4M Saka (22) 9/12 14 (28)
53 (+5) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 829 37 3.1M 2.8M Saka (22) 10/12 6 (2) H
54 (+9) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 826 43 3.5M 3.4M Haaland (10) 11/12
55 (-4) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 822 18 3.2M 9.8M Woltemade (-2) 10/12
56 (+4) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 821 28 3.3M 5.3M Thiago (0) 10/12 5 (5)
57 (-3) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 821 20 3.4M 10.5M Haaland (10) 10/12 4 (-5)
58 (-2) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 821 27 3.5M 7.4M Haaland (10) 9/12
59 (-7) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 815 23 3.8M 10.0M Haaland (10) 10/12 1 (-1)
60 (+4) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 813 30 3.8M 6.0M Haaland (10) 9/12 2 (-3)
61 (+12) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 811 44 3.5M 784k M.Salah (14) 12/12 💀
62 (+7) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 810 30 3.8M 4.9M Thiago (0) 10/12 5 (15)
63 (+3) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 808 34 4.0M 4.2M Saka (22) 9/12 5 (7)
64 (+4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 808 27 4.1M 8.7M Haaland (10) 9/12 3 (6)
65 (-6) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 808 21 4.3M 11.7M Haaland (10) 10/12 4 (1)
66 (+8) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 804 39 4.5M 5.0M M.Salah (14) 11/12 💀
67 (-12) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 802 22 4.4M 10.6M Haaland (10) 7/12
68 (+13) isak at this Ludo Mccormick ⚽️ 802 56 4.4M 671k Eze (2) 11/12 5 (28)
69 (+1) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 799 19 4.6M 11.7M Haaland (10) 10/12 3 (-5)
70 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 798 27 4.8M 10.2M Haaland (10) 9/12 💀
71 Cheese FC Edward Capper 795 19 4.8M 11.8M Haaland (10) 9/12 💀
72 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 794 35 4.5M 3.1M Eze (2) 10/12
73 (+3) Palmer Violets James Carr 793 33 4.8M 5.4M João Pedro (4) 11/12
74 (+1) SaughallXI Curtis French 🤡 783 18 5.0M 10.1M Eze (2) 10/12 5 (-18)
75 (-8) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 783 21 5.1M 9.3M Bruno G. (2) 10/12 WC 13 (6)
76 (+3) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 780 27 5.4M 8.4M Haaland (10) 10/12 💀
77 (+1) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 778 24 5.4M 8.7M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 4 (-1)
78 (+6) klopp till you drop Adam French 777 BB 33 5.8M 8.3M Haaland (10) 11/16 4 (9)
79 (+4) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 773 44 5.6M 1.5M Thiago (0) 10/12 5 (13)
80 (+9) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 773 47 5.6M 1.4M Saka (22) 10/12 5 (15)
81 (+6) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 770 43 5.6M 1.4M Merino (2) 10/12 5 (15)
82 (-5) Jurásek Park James White 770 17 5.8M 11.5M Haaland (10) 9/12 💀
83 (+8) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 768 41 5.7M 1.7M Rice (4) 9/12 5 (14)
84 (-2) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 766 FH 24 6.2M 10.6M Eze (2) 12/12 5 (6)
85 (+5) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 763 34 6.2M 5.4M Grealish (4) 11/12 💀
86 Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 763 24 6.3M 10.6M Haaland (10) 8/12 💀
87 (-7) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 760 19 6.3M 11.5M Haaland (10) 8/12
88 (+10) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 753 57 6.5M 389k Saka (22) 10/12 4 (20)
89 (-1) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 752 18 6.8M 12.2M Haaland (10) 9/12
90 (+2) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 751 32 6.7M 6.1M Haaland (10) 8/12
91 (+5) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🧑‍🔬 749 45 6.5M 941k Ekitiké (26) 9/12 2 (5)
92 (-45) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 748 22 6.8M 6.5M Haaland (10) 11/12 7 (3) H H
93 It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 740 29 7.3M 8.4M Wirtz (10) 10/12
94 Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 738 BB 25 7.3M 10.5M Haaland (10) 15/16 5 (3)
95 (-10) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 735 FH 21 7.2M 8.9M Foden (2) 7/12 4 (-2)
96 (+3) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 731 43 7.7M 3.7M Hall (2) 11/12 💀
97 (-36) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 727 11 7.6M 12.2M Thiago (0) 9/12 6 (-3) H
98 (-1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 725 22 7.4M 7.3M Eze (2) 7/12 2 (0)
99 (+2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 718 41 7.9M 2.6M Haaland (10) 8/12
100 (-5) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 715 22 7.9M 7.9M Palmer (12) 11/12
101 (-1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 712 30 8.2M 7.0M Haaland (10) 9/12
102 Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 703 BB 26 8.8M 12.2M Watkins (8) 12/15 5 (-7)
103 (+1) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 684 48 9.0M 989k M.Salah (14) 11/12 💀
104 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 670 34 9.3M 3.4M M.Salah (14) 7/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 622 28 10.3M 3.7M M.Salah (14) 9/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 589 28 10.9M 6.1M Isak (2) 11/12 💀

League Graphs

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