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🏆 GW13 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

79 pts

Ivan Cruzcampo
Thomas Ladbury

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

21 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Ivan Cruzcampo
Thomas Ladbury

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

De Cuyper

Dani Calafiornia
Alex Bamford

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+10 places

Gueye for Gana
Ryan Mugnier

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

King Sergej
Aidan Fleming

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

279 BPS

Back of the Neto
Jonah Varney

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

25 pts

Jurásek Park
James White

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Toe Punt United
Tim Roberts

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

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Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

106

McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

46

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+46 pts

Ivan Cruzcampo
Thomas Ladbury

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-8 pts

I Baleba Can Fly
Daniel Cornwall

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 81.1% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 2.8% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Mbeumo 1.9% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 1.9% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 25.5% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Martinez 10.4% 7pts
3rd Kit Icon Dúbravka 10.4% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 8.5% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Henderson 7.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Senesi 42.5% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon J.Timber 41.5% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Guéhi 40.6% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Virgil 25.5% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Muñoz 22.6% 1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 51.9% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 36.8% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 26.4% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Rogers 22.6% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Caicedo 21.7% -2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 87.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Mateta 37.7% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 34.9% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Thiago 32.1% 13pts
5th Kit Icon Woltemade 25.5% 7pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 218% 1.7pts
2ndKit Icon CRY Defence 85% 0.7pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 77% 2.1pts
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 75% 0.2pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 67% 3.5pts
6thKit Icon BOU Attack 58% 1.1pts
7thKit Icon CRY Attack 55% 4.5pts
8thKit Icon BOU Defence 51% 2.0pts
9thKit Icon MUN Attack 51% 3.2pts
10thKit Icon BRE Attack 41% 10.8pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon De Cuyper +15.0pts Dani Calafiornia
Alex Bamford 		15pts : 83 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon L.Miley +14.9pts Frimping-pong
Thomas Sutton 		15pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Foden +13.9pts Gyök Tuah
Oscar Readwin 		15pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon E.Le Fée +13.0pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		13pts : 85 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon B.Fernandes +10.1pts Tilbs United
Josh Tilbury 		11pts : 90 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Rogers in GW13

Aston Villa: Won 1-0 at home to Wolves.

Rogers: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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O’Reilly in GW13

Man City: Won 3-2 at home to Leeds.

O’Reilly: 90 mins Assist 2 Goals Conceded

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Cash in GW13

Aston Villa: Won 1-0 at home to Wolves.

Cash: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Thiago in GW13

Brentford: Won 3-1 at home to Burnley.

Thiago: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Muñoz in GW13

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-2 at home to Man Utd.

Muñoz: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

Player #Trans. Form GW13 GW14 GW15 GW16 GW17 GW18
Kit Icon Rogers 17 5.2 3bha (4.9) ARS (4.1) whu (5.5) MUN (5.0) che (4.7)
Kit Icon O’Reilly 16 6.0 4ful (5.7) SUN (5.3) cry (5.1) WHU (6.0) nfo (5.6)
Kit Icon Cash 14 3.5 6bha (4.4) ARS (4.0) whu (4.8) MUN (4.6) che (4.3)
Kit Icon Thiago 14 8.0 13ars (5.0) tot (6.8) LEE (7.8) wol (8.0) BOU (6.2)
Kit Icon Muñoz 12 6.8 1bur (6.7) ful (5.9) MCI (5.2) lee (6.8) TOT (5.8)

Transferred Out:

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Gabriel in GW13

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Chelsea.

Gabriel: Did not play.

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Semenyo in GW13

Bournemouth: Lost 3-2 away to Sunderland.

Semenyo: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Saka in GW13

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Chelsea.

Saka: 90 mins Assist

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Mateta in GW13

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-2 at home to Man Utd.

Mateta: 90 mins Goal

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Senesi in GW13

Bournemouth: Lost 3-2 away to Sunderland.

Senesi: 90 mins Yellow Card 3 Goals Conceded

Player #Trans. Form GW13 GW14 GW15 GW16 GW17 GW18
Kit Icon Gabriel 21 3.2 xBRE (0.0) avl (7.6) WOL (9.2) eve (8.1) BHA (7.3)
Kit Icon Semenyo ⚠️ 15 0.8 1EVE (5.2) CHE (5.8) mun (6.2) BUR (7.3) bre (6.0)
Kit Icon Saka 9 6.0 5BRE (6.2) avl (5.9) WOL (7.5) eve (6.3) BHA (6.2)
Kit Icon Mateta 8 4.5 6bur (6.8) ful (5.4) MCI (5.1) lee (6.6) TOT (5.8)
Kit Icon Senesi 8 2.5 2EVE (6.2) CHE (5.7) mun (6.1) BUR (6.6) bre (5.9)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW13 Score
FH Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 79
FH Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 79
TC Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 68
FH Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 66
FH The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 64
FH Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 63
FH KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 59
FH Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 56
BB McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 54
FH Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 52
BB Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 51
BB dan Daniel Jarred 49
TC Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 49
FH ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 48
FH Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 46
TC Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 45
FH You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 44
TC Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 44
FH Winning it Jonathan Pollard 42
TC Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 42
TC Fidler utd Jack Fidler 42
TC Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 41
TC Ass Kickers Utd III David French 39
TC Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 37
TC Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 36
WC1 Estève the Best William Pinnington 35
TC I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 35
TC Titus Shambles Harry Everett 33
TC Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 33
TC FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 32
TC Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 32
TC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 28
TC Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 26
TC Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 26

League Table

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW13) Rank (GW13) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+2) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 👑 ⚽️ 🔮 843 FH 79 3013 14k Haaland (4) 12/12 31 (46)
2 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 843 FH 59 3153 425k Haaland (4) 12/12 5 (18)
3 (+4) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 808 FH 64 35k 225k Haaland (4) 12/12 25 (15)
4 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 804 41 46k 3.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-1)
5 (-1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 802 BB 51 53k 1.2M Haaland (4) 16/16 1 (2)
6 (+5) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 🦴 798 FH 79 65k 14k Haaland (4) 12/12 11 (34)
7 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 791 FH 56 96k 619k Haaland (4) 12/12 13 (15)
8 (-2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 787 FH 42 119k 3.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 6 (7)
9 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 783 61 145k 327k Haaland (4) 12/12
10 (-5) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 779 41 184k 3.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (2)
11 (+5) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 772 68 244k 151k TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (1)
12 (-3) dan Daniel Jarred 770 BB 49 273k 1.6M Haaland (4) 14/14 2 (-3)
13 (-1) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 755 38 490k 4.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (6)
14 (+12) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 754 FH 66 500k 175k Haaland (4) 12/12 12 (40)
15 (-2) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 753 36 530k 5.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
16 (+1) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 750 FH 46 580k 2.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 12 (14)
17 (+3) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 748 49 627k 1.5M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (0)
18 (+3) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 747 49 641k 1.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
19 (+10) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 743 FH 63 739k 255k Haaland (4) 12/12 10 (27)
20 (-2) chumpians Iain L 741 41 783k 3.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (5)
21 (-2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 735 35 939k 5.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 9 (22)
22 Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 735 39 946k 4.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-6)
23 (-8) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 732 39 1.0M 4.3M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (12)
24 (+3) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 730 47 1.1M 1.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
25 (-2) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 728 32 1.2M 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
26 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 724 32 1.3M 7.1M TC Haaland (6) 13/13
27 (+3) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 722 45 1.3M 2.2M TC Haaland (6) 13/13
28 (+4) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 718 42 1.5M 3.3M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (6)
29 (+4) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 718 46 1.5M 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (6)
30 (-16) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 718 32 1.5M 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
31 (-3) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 716 29 1.6M 8.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-7)
32 (-7) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 714 35 1.7M 6.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
33 (+8) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 713 50 1.7M 1.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-4)
34 (+3) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 710 44 1.8M 2.7M Mbeumo (2) 12/12 2 (16)
35 (+3) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 707 41 1.9M 3.7M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 2 (7)
36 Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 704 32 2.1M 7.4M Saka (10) 12/12 1 (4)
37 (-6) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 704 28 2.1M 9.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (-3)
38 (+6) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 703 51 2.1M 1.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
39 (-5) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 703 28 2.1M 9.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (-5)
40 (-1) Wizard Max Allars 701 31 2.2M 7.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
41 (+14) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 700 BB 54 2.2M 787k Haaland (4) 15/15
42 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 699 37 2.3M 5.1M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (3)
43 (+3) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 698 40 2.3M 3.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
44 (+5) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 698 FH 48 2.3M 1.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 15 (7)
45 (-5) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 695 28 2.4M 8.8M Haaland (4) 12/12
46 (-11) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 693 24 2.5M 10.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
47 (-4) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 691 34 2.6M 6.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
48 Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 688 44 2.8M 2.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
49 (+2) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 🤡 685 35 2.9M 6.1M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 2 (-8)
50 (-3) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 682 37 3.1M 5.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (0)
51 (+5) ddd Maciek Kalka 681 36 3.1M 5.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (6)
52 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 681 31 3.1M 7.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (-6)
53 (+7) Palmer Violets James Carr 677 38 3.3M 4.5M João Pedro (2) 12/12
54 (-4) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 677 40 3.4M 3.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-5)
55 (+10) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 673 FH 44 3.5M 2.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 9 (14)
56 (+8) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 668 42 3.8M 3.3M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (-7)
57 (-12) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 667 27 3.9M 9.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
58 (-1) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 664 28 4.0M 7.4M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 2 (-1) H
59 (+3) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 663 32 4.1M 7.4M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (0)
60 (+6) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 660 33 4.2M 6.6M TC Haaland (6) 13/13
61 (+7) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 659 44 4.3M 2.7M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 2 (3)
62 (-4) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 659 26 4.3M 9.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
63 (-2) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 657 25 4.4M 10.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (3)
64 (-10) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 657 30 4.4M 8.2M Minteh (6) 12/12 1 (1)
65 (+9) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 655 42 4.5M 3.1M M.Salah (0) 12/12 💀
66 (+3) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 655 33 4.5M 7.0M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 2 (1)
67 (-4) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 650 23 4.8M 11.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (-5)
68 (+7) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 649 38 4.8M 4.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
69 (+15) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 649 FH 52 4.8M 997k Haaland (4) 12/12 11 (16)
70 Jurásek Park James White 🧠 645 27 5.0M 9.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
71 (-4) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 643 31 5.1M 7.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
72 A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 642 29 5.2M 8.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
73 (+9) Cheese FC Edward Capper 639 41 5.3M 3.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
74 (+2) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 639 29 5.3M 8.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-2)
75 (-2) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 638 24 5.4M 10.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (4)
76 (+3) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 637 35 5.4M 5.7M M.Salah (0) 12/12 💀
77 (-6) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 🥊 636 22 5.5M 11.2M Mbeumo (2) 12/12 1 (-6)
78 (+2) klopp till you drop Adam French 633 33 5.6M 6.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
79 (+4) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 631 45 5.8M 2.4M Mateta (12) 12/12 2 (-1)
80 (-3) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 618 26 6.4M 9.9M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (-1)
81 Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 617 26 6.5M 10.0M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 2 (2)
82 (+3) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 616 39 6.5M 4.1M Szoboszlai (6) 12/12
83 (+11) SaughallXI Curtis French 613 47 6.6M 1.9M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 1 (7)
84 (+4) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 612 38 6.7M 4.5M Hall (10) 12/12 💀
85 (+1) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 611 18 6.7M 11.9M Grealish (4) 12/12 💀
86 (-8) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 610 30 6.8M 7.9M Estêvão (2) 12/12
87 (+8) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 🧑‍🔬 608 45 6.9M 2.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
88 (+1) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 605 27 7.0M 9.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
89 (-2) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 603 23 7.1M 10.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
90 (+8) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 600 47 7.3M 1.8M M.Salah (0) 12/12
91 (+2) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 599 29 7.3M 8.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
92 (-39) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 597 24 7.4M 10.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
93 (-2) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 595 30 7.5M 7.9M Haaland (4) 12/12
94 (+2) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 594 36 7.5M 5.6M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (12)
95 (+2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 592 34 7.6M 6.5M Rice (8) 12/12 2 (-4)
96 (-4) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 592 23 7.6M 10.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
97 (-7) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 590 44 7.7M 2.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
98 (-39) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🐓 582 21 8.1M 11.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
99 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 580 30 8.1M 7.9M M.Salah (0) 12/12 💀
100 (-1) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 577 24 8.2M 10.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
101 (+3) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 564 43 8.7M 2.8M Thiago (26) 12/12
102 (+1) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 557 33 8.9M 6.6M M.Salah (0) 10/11 💀
103 (-1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 556 25 9.0M 10.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
104 (-3) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 548 28 9.2M 8.8M M.Salah (0) 12/12
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 524 15 9.9M 12.2M M.Salah (0) 11/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 511 36 10.2M 5.3M Isak (14) 11/12 💀

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