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🏆 DGW26 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

75 pts

Frimping-pong
Thomas Sutton

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

23 pts

'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

Frimping-pong
Thomas Sutton

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

O'Reilly

It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+7 places

Estève the Best
William Pinnington

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-10 places

'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

278 BPS

Frimping-pong
Thomas Sutton

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

21 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.7'

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

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Wirtz in Progress
Alex Pawsey

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

124

Hakuna Mateta
Dan Jones

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

29

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+7 pts

Cunha Hear Me A.F.C
Adam Shorthose

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-22 pts

Red Nose Reijnders
Greg Houghton

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 34.9% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 26.4% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Gyökeres 7.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 3.8% 4pts
5th Kit Icon M.Salah 3.8% 6pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.1% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 16.0% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Sánchez 13.2% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Roefs 11.3% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Henderson 6.6% 1pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 60.4% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 46.2% 7pts
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 43.4% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Chalobah 28.3% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 14.2% 2pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rice 53.8% 4pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 50.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 49.1% 14pts
4th Kit Icon Enzo 42.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Rogers 42.5% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 85.8% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 50.0% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 25.5% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 24.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 11.3% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon ARS Defence 216% 1.6pts
2ndKit Icon MCI Attack 182% 6.4pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 119% 6.2pts
4thKit Icon ARS Attack 99% 2.5pts
5thKit Icon MUN Attack 83% 3.0pts
6thKit Icon LIV Attack 58% 2.6pts
7thKit Icon MCI Defence 56% 7.2pts
8thKit Icon AVL Attack 55% 1.9pts
9thKit Icon CHE Defence 53% 2.0pts
10thKit Icon EVE Defence 29% 0.9pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon O'Reilly +12.6pts It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday 		13pts : 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon José Sá +12.0pts KingEthanResurgence
Ethan Barker 		12pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 10 Saves

90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 10 Saves
Kit Icon M.Salah (C) +11.9pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		12pts : 90 mins Assist Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Palmer +11.1pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		12pts : 90 mins Goal Assist Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Thiaw +10.8pts Dani Calafiornia
Alex Bamford 		11pts : 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Gyökeres in GW26

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Brentford.

Gyökeres: 90 mins Yellow Card

Arsenal: Away to Wolves.

Gyökeres: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Zubimendi in GW26

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Brentford.

Zubimendi: 90 mins

Arsenal: Away to Wolves.

Zubimendi: 90 mins

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J.Timber in GW26

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Brentford.

J.Timber: 90 mins

Arsenal: Away to Wolves.

J.Timber: 90 mins

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Muñoz in GW26

Crystal Palace: Lost 2-3 at home to Burnley.

Muñoz: 71 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Saliba in GW26

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Brentford.

Saliba: Benched.

Arsenal: Away to Wolves.

Saliba: Benched.

Player #Trans. Form GW26 GW27 GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31
Kit Icon Gyökeres 8 3.7 1tot (3.8) CHE (3.6) bha (3.7) EVE (3.5) - (0.0)
Kit Icon Zubimendi 8 4.3 2tot (5.7) CHE (5.4) bha (5.5) EVE (5.5) - (0.0)
Kit Icon J.Timber 7 3.2 2tot (5.9) CHE (5.5) bha (5.8) EVE (6.3) - (0.0)
Kit Icon Muñoz 5 1.8 1WOL (6.1) mun (5.1) tot (5.1) LEE (5.4) - (0.0)
Kit Icon Saliba 5 3.7 🪑tot (5.7) CHE (5.3) bha (5.7) EVE (6.2) - (0.0)

Transferred Out:

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Thiago in GW26

Brentford: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Van Hecke in GW26

Brighton: Lost 1-0 away to Aston Villa.

Van Hecke: 60 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Senesi in GW26

Bournemouth: Won 1-2 away to Everton.

Senesi: 90 mins

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Bowen in GW26

West Ham: Drew 1-1 at home to Man Utd.

Bowen: 89 mins Assist

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Semenyo in GW26

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Fulham.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW26 GW27 GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31
Kit Icon Thiago 6 2.6 2BHA (6.0) bur (7.1) bou (5.7) WOL (6.9) lee (6.7)
Kit Icon Van Hecke 4 2.8 5bre (4.6) NFO (4.8) ARS (4.3) sun (4.9) LIV (4.5)
Kit Icon Senesi 4 3.6 2whu (5.7) SUN (5.7) BRE (5.3) bur (6.0) MUN (5.4)
Kit Icon Bowen 4 6.0 5BOU (5.6) liv (5.6) ful (5.8) MCI (5.4) avl (5.6)
Kit Icon Semenyo 4 6.6 14NEW (5.9) lee (6.6) NFO (5.9) whu (6.7) - (0.0)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW26 Score
TC itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 65
TC CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 62
TC Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 59
TC Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 57
TC KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 57
TC Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 55
TC Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 54
TC ddd Maciek Kalka 54
TC Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 54
TC dan Daniel Jarred 52
TC Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 49
TC Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 47
TC Ass Kickers Utd III David French 45
TC Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 45
WC Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 45
FH SaughallXI Curtis French 45
TC Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 44
TC The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 43
TC Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 43
TC Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 41
TC Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 41
FH HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 40
TC Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 38
TC Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 36
TC Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 36
TC Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 36
TC ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 32
FH isak at this Ludo Mccormick 31
TC Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 30

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW26) Rank (GW26) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,600 43 4596 8.0M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (-2)
2 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,584 30 10k 11.7M TC Gabriel (9) 13/17 2 (4)
3 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,583 43 11k 8.0M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (1)
4 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,583 44 13k 8.7M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (2)
5 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,570 51 22k 4.3M Gabriel (6) 12/17
6 (+1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,539 47 86k 6.3M Gyökeres (2) 11/16 1 (-1)
7 (+2) dan Daniel Jarred 1,533 52 107k 4.2M TC Gabriel (9) 12/18 1 (-2)
8 (-2) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,533 50 108k 5.1M Rice (8) 12/15 2 (5)
9 (-1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,530 45 120k 7.1M Gabriel (6) 12/16 1 (0)
10 (+6) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,512 63 220k 1.1M Gabriel (6) 12/15 1 (-4)
11 (+1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 🥊 1,502 55 300k 2.9M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18
12 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,501 54 312k 3.5M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (-2)
13 (-3) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,496 43 358k 7.7M Gabriel (6) 12/17
14 (+1) chumpians Iain L 1,491 40 414k 9.2M Gabriel (6) 12/17 2 (4)
15 (-1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,487 41 462k 8.7M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (3)
16 (+2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,484 51 492k 4.3M Gabriel (6) 12/15
17 (+3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,482 62 523k 1.2M TC Gabriel (9) 12/18
18 (-7) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,478 45 584k 7.1M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (0)
19 (+2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,471 49 680k 5.1M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18
20 (-1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,467 41 746k 8.7M Haaland (10) 12/14 1 (1)
21 (+3) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,463 57 813k 2.3M TC Gabriel (9) 12/18
22 (-5) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,462 36 838k 10.2M Saliba (0) 10/16
23 Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,453 47 1.0M 6.4M Gabriel (6) 12/16 4 (4)
24 (+2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,450 42 1.1M 8.1M Haaland (10) 12/14
25 (+9) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,445 59 1.2M 1.8M Haaland (10) 12/15
26 (+3) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,444 46 1.2M 6.7M J.Timber (4) 12/16 1 (2)
27 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,444 42 1.2M 8.4M Haaland (10) 11/15 1 (-1)
28 (+3) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,443 50 1.2M 5.0M Gabriel (6) 12/16 1 (-13)
29 (-7) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,443 40 1.2M 9.1M Gabriel (6) 12/18 1 (1)
30 (-2) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,443 60 1.4M 3.6M Haaland (10) 12/15
31 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,441 49 1.3M 5.5M Gyökeres (2) 12/17 2 (-9)
32 (+4) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,436 54 1.4M 3.5M Haaland (10) 11/14 1 (-3)
33 (-6) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,435 38 1.4M 9.8M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (3)
34 (+5) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,432 57 1.5M 2.5M Gabriel (6) 12/15 1 (1)
35 (+2) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,431 49 1.5M 5.1M Gabriel (6) 12/16
36 (-6) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,429 36 1.6M 10.4M TC Havertz (0) 10/18 1 (3)
37 (+7) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,428 63 1.6M 1.1M João Pedro (20) 12/15 1 (1)
38 Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,427 56 1.6M 2.8M Haaland (10) 12/15 2 (0)
39 (+2) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,424 60 1.7M 1.6M João Pedro (20) 12/15
40 (+2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,419 57 1.8M 2.3M TC Gabriel (9) 13/20
41 (-8) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,418 47 1.9M 6.3M Gabriel (6) 12/16 1 (0)
42 (+9) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,413 65 2.0M 766k Haaland (10) 12/14 💀
43 (-8) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,412 32 2.0M 11.4M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (-4)
44 (-4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,409 44 2.1M 7.3M Rice (8) 12/15
45 (+1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,409 45 2.2M 7.7M B.Fernandes (4) 12/14
46 (-3) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 🧠 1,403 54 2.3M 3.2M Gabriel (6) 12/15
47 (+8) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,399 63 2.4M 1.0M Palmer (24) 11/15 💀
48 (-1) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,397 36 2.6M 11.1M TC Gabriel (9) 13/19 1 (0)
49 (+7) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,394 64 2.6M 889k Gabriel (6) 12/15
50 (-1) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,394 38 2.6M 10.4M Gyökeres (2) 12/16 3 (3)
51 (-1) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,388 58 2.8M 2.2M Rice (8) 12/16 1 (1)
52 Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,386 45 2.9M 8.0M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (2)
53 Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,386 45 2.9M 8.1M Gyökeres (2) 12/16 WC 8 (1)
54 King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,385 49 3.1M 8.5M Haaland (10) 12/14 💀
55 (-7) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,384 26 3.0M 12.4M Gabriel (6) 11/16
56 (+1) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 🔮 1,374 45 3.2M 7.2M Haaland (10) 12/15 3 (7)
57 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,367 51 3.5M 5.5M Haaland (10) 12/15 2 (-1)
58 (+5) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,362 47 3.6M 6.3M TC Rice (12) 13/18 1 (2)
59 (+3) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,359 43 3.8M 8.5M Haaland (10) 12/14
60 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,357 52 4.0M 6.3M Zubimendi (4) 12/15 1 (-3)
61 (+4) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,355 47 3.8M 6.3M Haaland (10) 12/14 2 (4)
62 (+4) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,354 59 3.9M 2.0M Haaland (10) 12/13 💀
63 (-4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,352 30 4.0M 12.0M J.Timber (4) 12/16
64 (+6) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,349 54 4.1M 3.5M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 2 (3)
65 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,349 FH 45 4.1M 6.9M Gyökeres (2) 12/16 12 (-10)
66 (+1) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,348 41 4.2M 9.6M Haaland (10) 12/14 💀
67 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,343 49 4.3M 5.1M Haaland (10) 12/15 💀
68 (+1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,343 43 4.3M 7.7M Rogers (4) 12/15
69 (-8) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,337 66 4.5M 659k João Pedro (20) 12/14
70 (+10) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,336 67 4.5M 659k Haaland (10) 11/14 💀
71 (+3) Wizard Max Allars 1,335 46 4.6M 7.3M Haaland (10) 12/14
72 (+4) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,332 47 4.7M 6.9M Haaland (10) 12/14 💀
73 (+2) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,329 FH 40 4.7M 8.9M Zubimendi (4) 12/16 6 (0)
74 (+5) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,328 58 4.8M 2.0M Haaland (10) 12/12
75 (+9) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,327 59 5.5M 9.6M J.Timber (4) 12/15 💀
76 (-4) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,322 35 5.0M 10.5M B.Fernandes (4) 11/14
77 (-4) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,321 FH 31 5.0M 11.4M Saliba (0) 10/16 9 (-28)
78 Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 🤡 1,320 41 5.0M 8.8M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 3 (-22)
79 (+2) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,317 48 5.2M 6.0M Watkins (4) 12/12 💀
80 (+3) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 🧑‍🔬 1,310 58 5.4M 2.0M Wirtz (6) 11/14
81 (+10) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,309 62 5.6M 3.2M M.Salah (12) 12/12 💀
82 (-37) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,308 59 5.4M 1.8M TC Gabriel (9) 13/17
83 (-6) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,307 42 5.5M 8.7M Haaland (10) 12/14 1 (-3)
84 (+3) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,307 55 5.8M 7.3M Enzo (4) 12/14
85 Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,306 54 5.5M 3.5M TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (0)
86 (+3) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,306 58 5.6M 3.2M Wirtz (6) 11/11
87 (-1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,303 44 5.7M 8.4M Zubimendi (4) 12/15 1 (1)
88 (+9) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 1,290 75 6.2M 408k Haaland (10) 12/13
89 (+3) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,286 39 6.1M 9.2M Haaland (10) 12/12 💀
90 (+3) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,286 46 6.1M 6.8M Haaland (10) 12/12 3 (-5)
91 (-3) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,280 51 6.3M 4.3M Haaland (10) 12/14 💀
92 (-10) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 🐓 1,280 23 6.3M 12.4M B.Fernandes (4) 10/13
93 (-3) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,277 37 6.4M 10.2M Haaland (10) 11/12 💀
94 (+6) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,276 69 6.4M 408k Guéhi (14) 11/15
95 (-1) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,272 36 6.6M 11.1M TC Gyökeres (3) 13/18 1 (-4)
96 klopp till you drop Adam French 1,269 46 6.7M 6.9M Ekitiké (4) 12/14
97 (-2) Jurásek Park James White 1,266 42 6.8M 8.9M Haaland (10) 10/11 💀
98 (+3) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,261 58 7.0M 3.6M Haaland (10) 12/13 💀
99 (-1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,255 43 7.1M 8.5M M.Salah (12) 12/13
100 (-40) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,254 65 7.1M 852k TC Gabriel (9) 13/18 1 (-4)
101 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,242 56 7.4M 2.9M Gyökeres (2) 12/15 4 (6)
102 (-3) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,232 44 7.6M 7.7M Calafiori (2) 12/16 3 (-3)
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,202 53 8.3M 3.9M Gyökeres (2) 12/16 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,174 68 9.1M 1.8M M.Salah (12) 11/11 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,053 49 10.7M 5.1M M.Salah (12) 12/15 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 989 50 11.4M 9.2M Raya (4) 12/14 💀

League Graphs

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