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🏆 GW18 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

71 pts

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

12 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Watkins (C)

Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+11 places

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-8 places

Estève the Best
William Pinnington

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

298 BPS

Gueye for Gana
Ryan Mugnier

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

28 pts

'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.8'

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

98

chumpians
Iain L

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

36

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+23 pts

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-7 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 72.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 14.2% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 2.8% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 34.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Dúbravka 16.0% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 14.2% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Sánchez 13.2% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Kelleher 8.5% 4pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Guéhi 47.2%
2nd Kit Icon Senesi 26.4% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Chalobah 22.6% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Virgil 20.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon O'Reilly 18.9% 1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Foden 64.2% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 49.1% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 36.8% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Rogers 34.0% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Saka 32.1% 7pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 47.2% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 34.9% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Woltemade 25.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 20.8% 8pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 242% 1.7pts
2ndKit Icon LIV Attack 86% 5.0pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Attack 81% 5.3pts
4thKit Icon CRY Defence 68%
5thKit Icon BOU Attack 59% 7.6pts
6thKit Icon ARS Defence 55% 1.7pts
7thKit Icon CHE Defence 55% 1.6pts
8thKit Icon NEW Attack 53% 2.0pts
9thKit Icon CHE Attack 45% 4.6pts
10thKit Icon MCI Defence 43% 3.2pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Watkins (C) +23.8pts Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry 		24pts : 32 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Cherki +12.8pts It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday 		13pts : 88 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Gravenberch +10.4pts Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting 		11pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Keane +9.4pts Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin 		10pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Wirtz +9.3pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		10pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Ekitiké in GW18

Liverpool: Won 2-1 at home to Wolves.

Ekitiké: 85 mins Assist

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Rogers in GW18

Aston Villa: Won 1-2 away to Chelsea.

Rogers: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Cunha in GW18

Man Utd: Won 1-0 at home to Newcastle.

Cunha: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW18

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Brighton.

Rice: 90 mins Assist

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Alderete in GW18

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 at home to Leeds.

Alderete: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22 GW23
Kit Icon Ekitiké 29 7.0 5LEE (6.0) ful (5.3) ars (4.5) BUR (6.1) bou (5.2)
Kit Icon Rogers 15 7.0 1ars (4.9) NFO (6.0) cry (5.5) EVE (5.8) new (5.8)
Kit Icon Cunha 13 4.5 2WOL (7.2) lee (6.7) bur (7.0) MCI (5.4) ars (5.0)
Kit Icon Rice 7 5.2 5AVL (6.3) bou (6.6) LIV (6.3) nfo (6.6) MUN (6.6)
Kit Icon Alderete 6 3.7 4MCI (4.9) tot (5.4) bre (5.4) CRY (5.4) whu (6.0)

Transferred Out:

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B.Fernandes in GW18

Man Utd: Won 1-0 at home to Newcastle.

B.Fernandes: Did not play.

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Thiago in GW18

Brentford: Won 4-1 at home to Bournemouth.

Thiago: 90 mins Assist

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Mateta in GW18

Crystal Palace: Home to Spurs.

Mateta: Upcoming fixture.

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW18

Everton: Drew 0-0 away to Burnley.

Dewsbury-Hall: Did not play.

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Richards in GW18

Crystal Palace: Home to Spurs.

Richards: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22 GW23
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 24 7.8 xWOL (0.0) lee (0.0) bur (0.0) MCI (6.5) ars (6.0)
Kit Icon Thiago 19 4.2 5TOT (6.0) eve (5.5) SUN (5.1) che (5.6) NFO (5.8)
Kit Icon Mateta 7 2.3 -FUL (5.0) new (4.9) AVL (4.9) sun (4.6) CHE (5.0)
Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall ⚠️ 5 4.5 xnfo (2.4) BRE (5.3) WOL (6.2) avl (5.1) LEE (5.8)
Kit Icon Richards ⚠️ 5 2.8 -FUL (3.5) new (4.8) AVL (4.8) sun (5.0) CHE (4.7)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW18 Score
BB Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 71
BB chumpians Iain L 70
BB Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 68
BB Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 63
BB Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 60
BB Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 60
BB Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 57
FH Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 56
BB Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 54
TC itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 53
BB Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 52
FH Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 52
FH Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 51
BB FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 50
BB Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 49
BB Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 48
BB Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 48
BB ddd Maciek Kalka 46
FH Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 45
FH It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 44
WC1 Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 43
TC Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 38
TC Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 36
TC isak at this Ludo Mccormick 36
TC klopp till you drop Adam French 36
FH Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 35

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW18) Rank (GW18) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,179 51 2969 873k Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (10)
2 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,159 51 10k 917k Haaland (4) 11/12 3 (12)
3 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,152 44 26k 5.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 3 (6)
4 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,134 BB 57 56k 894k Haaland (4) 14/15 2 (6)
5 (+2) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,130 FH 56 67k 940k Ekitiké (10) 12/12 10 (6)
6 (-2) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,129 49 56k 1.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (3)
7 (+1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,102 FH 51 231k 2.0M Ekitiké (10) 12/12 9 (-3)
8 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,100 31 222k 8.8M Haaland (4) 11/12
9 (+4) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,097 BB 63 304k 669k Haaland (4) 12/14 2 (3)
10 (+9) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 🦴 1,093 BB 68 299k 145k Haaland (4) 14/15
11 (+9) chumpians Iain L 1,091 BB 70 304k 80k Haaland (4) 14/15 3 (10)
12 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,090 BB 49 318k 687k Haaland (4) 16/16 3 (3) H H
13 (-4) dan Daniel Jarred 1,088 36 301k 5.1M Haaland (4) 11/12
14 (-4) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,085 33 323k 6.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (3)
15 (-4) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,078 32 456k 8.3M Haaland (4) 10/12
16 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,078 FH 44 482k 3.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 19 (14)
17 FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,073 BB 50 474k 1.0M Haaland (4) 12/15 2 (1)
18 (-4) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,069 32 658k 9.9M Haaland (4) 11/12
19 (-1) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,066 43 639k 3.9M Semenyo (18) 11/12 3 (7)
20 (+6) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,063 BB 52 699k 795k Haaland (4) 14/15 3 (-4) H
21 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,060 49 681k 1.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (5)
22 (-7) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,059 40 705k 2.3M Ekitiké (10) 11/12 3 (0) H
23 (+14) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 👑 1,056 BB 71 751k 29k Haaland (4) 14/15 1 (2)
24 (+5) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,049 56 897k 425k Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (-5)
25 (-4) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,049 36 973k 6.9M TC Haaland (6) 12/13 2 (6)
26 (+8) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,047 BB 60 1.0M 496k Haaland (4) 14/16 2 (14)
27 (+5) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,046 52 951k 707k Saka (14) 12/12
28 (+2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,041 45 1.2M 4.2M Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (4)
29 (-1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,040 39 1.1M 3.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
30 (-6) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,040 44 1.2M 3.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
31 (-4) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,037 36 1.2M 5.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
32 (-7) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,036 24 1.2M 9.1M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (-2) H
33 (-11) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,035 34 1.4M 9.1M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (-1)
34 (+4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,033 FH 52 1.4M 1.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 7 (14)
35 (+5) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,029 45 1.5M 3.1M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (-7)
36 (-1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,026 43 1.7M 5.6M Ekitiké (10) 11/12 WC 6 (5)
37 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,026 43 1.8M 7.3M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (6)
38 (-7) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,023 31 1.6M 8.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (2)
39 (-6) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,023 51 1.8M 2.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
40 (+2) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,022 40 1.6M 3.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (5)
41 (-2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,020 39 1.6M 3.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (5)
42 (+1) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,019 44 1.9M 5.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (2)
43 (+5) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,009 BB 54 2.0M 562k Haaland (4) 14/15 1 (0)
44 (-8) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,009 26 2.0M 9.5M Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (4)
45 ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,007 41 2.1M 3.9M Haaland (4) 10/11 💀
46 (-2) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,004 39 2.2M 4.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
47 (+2) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 994 42 2.6M 3.8M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (3)
48 (-1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 993 FH 45 2.5M 1.8M Ekitiké (10) 10/12 5 (16)
49 (-3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 993 40 2.6M 5.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (-3)
50 (+4) ddd Maciek Kalka 🥊 992 BB 46 3.0M 4.3M Ekitiké (10) 15/16 3 (6) H
51 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 987 40 2.7M 3.2M Haaland (4) 11/12
52 (+13) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 986 BB 60 2.9M 483k Haaland (4) 15/15 1 (11)
53 (-1) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 984 FH 35 3.2M 9.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 7 (17)
54 (+2) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 979 40 3.2M 5.1M Haaland (4) 9/12
55 You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 976 44 3.1M 2.2M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (9)
56 (+2) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 972 34 3.4M 7.0M Haaland (4) 11/12
57 (-4) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 968 25 3.4M 9.6M Haaland (4) 8/11 💀
58 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 968 38 3.6M 5.9M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (1)
59 (+5) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 966 37 3.8M 8.3M Foden (4) 12/12
60 Wizard Max Allars 965 28 3.5M 8.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 2 (8)
61 Out on Bale Ben Shaw 964 30 3.6M 7.7M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (1)
62 (+7) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 964 42 3.9M 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
63 (-6) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 961 22 3.7M 10.8M Haaland (4) 10/11
64 (-1) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 961 39 3.8M 5.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (0)
65 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 956 37 3.9M 4.7M Haaland (4) 10/11
66 (+11) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 942 BB 48 4.8M 3.9M Haaland (4) 14/16 3 (10)
67 (-1) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 938 32 4.7M 8.2M Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (-3)
68 (+6) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 935 36 4.9M 7.4M TC Ekitiké (15) 12/13
69 (+13) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 935 48 5.0M 3.6M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
70 (+1) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 934 BB 48 5.3M 6.3M Haaland (4) 15/16 1 (1)
71 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 931 25 4.9M 10.6M Haaland (4) 9/12 💀
72 (-2) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 930 27 5.0M 10.6M Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
73 (-5) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 927 24 5.1M 10.8M Haaland (4) 9/11 💀
74 (+2) SaughallXI Curtis French 926 30 5.1M 8.6M Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (1)
75 (+5) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 926 40 5.2M 5.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
76 (+3) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 926 49 5.3M 2.8M Ekitiké (10) 11/12 2 (1)
77 (+1) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 925 35 5.2M 7.0M Haaland (4) 9/12
78 (-5) Cheese FC Edward Capper 924 24 5.2M 11.1M Haaland (4) 8/11 💀
79 (+2) klopp till you drop Adam French 924 36 5.2M 6.9M TC Haaland (6) 12/13 3 (-7)
80 (+3) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 922 42 5.2M 3.4M Ekitiké (10) 11/12 1 (9)
81 (+5) Palmer Violets James Carr 922 44 5.3M 2.9M Palmer (4) 12/12 💀
82 (-7) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 🧠 922 36 5.3M 7.3M Cunha (4) 11/12 2 (10)
83 (+6) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 922 50 5.9M 7.9M Haaland (4) 11/12 💀
84 Jurásek Park James White 918 40 5.5M 5.6M Haaland (4) 9/11 💀
85 (+5) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 917 62 5.5M 327k Ekitiké (10) 12/12 5 (21)
86 (+1) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 915 37 5.4M 4.5M Ekitiké (10) 10/12 1 (5)
87 (-2) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 913 38 5.6M 5.6M TC Haaland (6) 11/12
88 (+3) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 909 40 5.9M 6.9M Ekitiké (10) 11/12 2 (-1)
89 (-1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 906 36 5.7M 4.7M Haaland (4) 10/12
90 (-28) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 902 53 6.3M 1.4M TC Ekitiké (15) 13/13 3 (-3) H H
91 (+1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 893 41 6.5M 6.5M Haaland (4) 9/12 💀
92 (+2) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 891 46 6.3M 1.9M Haaland (4) 11/12 1 (10)
93 (+3) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🔮 890 62 6.8M 1.8M Ekitiké (10) 12/12 3 (23)
94 (-1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 886 30 6.6M 9.9M Ekitiké (10) 8/10 💀
95 Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 882 37 6.7M 6.5M J.Timber (0) 7/12 💀
96 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 867 40 7.4M 7.9M Haaland (4) 9/12 💀
97 (+3) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 866 57 7.4M 1.6M Watkins (24) 11/12
98 (-48) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🐓 🤡 864 12 7.1M 11.3M Haaland (4) 10/12 3 (-7) H H
99 Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 858 39 7.4M 4.6M Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (10)
100 (-2) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 853 34 7.5M 6.0M Hall (4) 11/12 💀
101 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 823 26 8.3M 10.2M Chalobah (0) 11/12 3 (3)
102 (+1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 821 47 8.9M 9.9M João Pedro (16) 12/12 💀
103 (-2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 817 33 8.4M 6.0M Palmer (4) 11/12
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 760 39 9.9M 7.4M Palmer (4) 9/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 713 32 10.5M 6.5M M.Salah (0) 6/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 675 32 11.1M 9.9M Raya (4) 11/11 💀

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