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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW4 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

106 pts

James Milners Team
Alex Pawsey

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

33 pts

Knees Santos
Faysal Miah

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Winning it again
Jonathan Pollard

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Saka (C)

Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+27 places

FFS FC
David French

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-25 places

Iraola Coaster
Owen Borseti

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

410 BPS

FFS FC
David French

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

41 pts

tilbs united
Josh Tilbury

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

tilbs united
Josh Tilbury

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Comme ci Konsa
Jacob Slater

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

82

Comme ci Konsa
Jacob Slater

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

28

Ithaca Wanderers FC
Oscar Murphy

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+54 pts

Half The World (A)
Greg Houghton

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-14 pts

Tzolis & Gromit
G Waller

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 42.6% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Palmer 20.2% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 17.0% 12pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 7.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Rogers 4.3% 8pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 33.0% 14pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 31.9% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 9.6% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Kinsky 8.5% 7pts
5th Kit Icon Pickford 3.2% 6pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 66.0% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 37.2% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 31.9% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 20.2% 11pts
5th Kit Icon Gabriel 17.0% 9pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 45.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Szoboszlai 42.6% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 41.5% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Groß 33.0% 17pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 33.0% 5pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 86.2% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 83.0% 12pts
3rd Kit Icon Isak 20.2% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 17.0% 10pts
5th Kit Icon Wissa 17.0% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon CHE Attack 206% 7.3pts
2ndKit Icon MCI Attack 185% 4.7pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 156% 7.7pts
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 89% 2.3pts
5thKit Icon BHA Defence 78% 9.3pts
6thKit Icon ARS Attack 69% 3.9pts
7thKit Icon MUN Attack 69% 2.0pts
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 46% 7.3pts
9thKit Icon BHA Attack 40% 14.8pts
10thKit Icon BRE Attack 24% 5.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Saka (C) +15.3pts Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett 		16pts : 90 mins Goal Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Bogle +15.0pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		15pts : 82 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Schade +14.5pts MurderOnZidanesFloor
Toby Haworth 		15pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Davis +13.8pts Jacquet Potato
Archie Ainsworth 		14pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Assists 1 Bonus 2 Goals Conceded
Kit Icon Dunk +12.0pts Burn baby Burn
Ellen Phillpot 		12pts : 90 mins Goal Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Rogers in GW4

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 at home to Hull City.

Rogers: 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Palmer in GW4

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 at home to Hull City.

Palmer: 90 mins Assist

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Konsa in GW4

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Sunderland.

Konsa: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Ødegaard in GW4

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Sunderland.

Ødegaard: 84 mins Clean Sheet

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Groß in GW4

Brighton: Won 0-5 away to Coventry City.

Groß: 90 mins Goal 2 Assists 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9
Kit Icon Rogers 21 6.8 8bre (5.6) BOU (6.4) eve (5.3) TOT (5.9) MUN (6.6)
Kit Icon Palmer 20 6.5 5bre (5.3) BOU (6.0) eve (5.0) TOT (5.5) MUN (6.2)
Kit Icon Konsa 13 2.8 6bha (3.7) LEE (4.1) nfo (4.6) EVE (4.4) liv (4.5)
Kit Icon Ødegaard 11 6.8 3bha (6.4) LEE (6.2) nfo (6.8) EVE (6.1) liv (6.7)
Kit Icon Groß 10 8.2 17ARS (5.7) sun (6.2) CRY (7.1) liv (6.2) mci (5.3)

Transferred Out:

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B.Fernandes in GW4

Man Utd: Lost 0-1 at home to Man City.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins

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Mbeumo in GW4

Man Utd: Lost 0-1 at home to Man City.

Mbeumo: 90 mins

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Calvert-Lewin in GW4

Leeds: Won 4-1 at home to Newcastle.

Calvert-Lewin: 77 mins Goal Assist Yellow Card 2 Bonus

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Maguire in GW4

Man Utd: Lost 0-1 at home to Man City.

Maguire: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Cherki in GW4

Man City: Won 0-1 away to Man Utd.

Cherki: 45 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 16 7.2 2ful (7.8) TOT (7.3) lee (6.8) BOU (8.0) che (9.5)
Kit Icon Mbeumo 10 5.8 2ful (6.3) TOT (6.0) lee (5.6) BOU (6.5) che (7.5)
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 8 5.0 10CRY (5.8) ars (4.5) MUN (5.4) sun (4.9) bou (5.3)
Kit Icon Maguire 8 2.0 1ful (4.7) TOT (5.1) lee (4.3) BOU (4.6) che (4.9)
Kit Icon Cherki 8 6.5 1SUN (5.4) liv (5.4) IPS (7.0) avl (6.1) BHA (5.2)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW4 Score
TC FFS FC David French 102
FH Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 98
WC Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 96
WC Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 95
WC I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 94
WC Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 94
TC Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 93
WC Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 90
WC The H-Team Horatio Turner 86
WC Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 84
TC French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 83
WC Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 81
WC Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 79
FH tilbs united Josh Tilbury 74
TC Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 69
FH That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 68
WC Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 67
FH Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 63
TC Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 57

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW4) Rank (GW4) Captain Trans.
1 (+2) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 339 100 21k 200k Rogers (16) 2 (12)
2 (+7) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 👑 337 106 29k 61k João Pedro (24) 3 (14)
3 (+8) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 328 FH 98 80k 248k Palmer (10) 12 (14)
4 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 325 85 112k 1.6M Isak (4) 2 (1)
5 (+8) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 324 96 120k 363k Palmer (10) WC 19 (9)
6 (+6) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 324 95 120k 420k Haaland (18)
7 (-6) UTT Aidan Fleming 320 72 177k 4.6M João Pedro (24) 1 (10)
8 (+8) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 316 95 240k 466k Haaland (18) 2 (22)
9 (+1) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 316 85 247k 1.6M Haaland (18) 1 (0)
10 (+20) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 310 101 379k 160k Haaland (18) 1 (11)
11 (+4) The H-Team Horatio Turner 308 86 437k 1.3M Palmer (10) WC 20 (3)
12 (-6) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 308 74 451k 4.0M Palmer (10) 1 (3)
13 (-6) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 308 74 451k 4.0M Palmer (10) 1 (2)
14 (-10) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 308 70 451k 5.2M Isak (4) 1 (1)
15 (-7) Scooby snaka Iain L 308 76 451k 3.6M Palmer (10) 2 (7)
16 (-11) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 307 69 471k 5.4M Haaland (18) 1 (3)
17 (-3) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 306 82 514k 2.1M Rogers (16) 1 (7)
18 (+7) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 305 94 537k 484k Haaland (18) WC 8 (29)
19 (-1) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 303 84 604k 1.6M Palmer (10) WC 19 (-3)
20 (-3) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 298 77 820k 3.1M João Pedro (24)
21 (+13) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 298 92 835k 712k Palmer (10) 2 (10)
22 (+14) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 297 94 855k 484k Haaland (18) WC 11 (25)
23 (+8) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 296 87 931k 1.3M João Pedro (24) 2 (19)
24 (-3) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 🤡 294 79 1.0M 2.6M Palmer (10) WC 23 (-14)
25 (+12) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 292 89 1.1M 940k João Pedro (24)
26 (+15) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard ⚽️ 292 93 1.1M 595k Haaland (18) 1 (7)
27 (+13) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 292 91 1.2M 466k Haaland (18) 2 (9) H
28 (-5) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 291 78 1.2M 2.9M Palmer (10)
29 (+23) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 291 101 1.2M 148k Haaland (18)
30 (-8) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 289 74 1.3M 3.9M Palmer (10)
31 (+7) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 287 84 1.5M 1.8M Palmer (10) 2 (10)
32 (+27) FFS FC David French 🦴 286 102 1.5M 141k TC Palmer (15) 2 (10)
33 (+16) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 🔮 286 95 1.5M 420k Haaland (18) WC 19 (54)
34 (-8) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 286 75 1.5M 3.9M João Pedro (24) 3 (-12)
35 (+11) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 285 92 1.6M 712k Haaland (18) 2 (23)
36 (-4) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 284 76 1.6M 3.4M Haaland (18)
37 (-17) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 284 FH 68 1.6M 5.6M Isak (4) 17 (16)
38 (-5) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 282 75 1.8M 3.6M João Pedro (24)
39 (+11) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 281 90 1.9M 834k Rogers (16) WC 8 (13)
40 (-12) Cheese FC Edward Capper 280 70 1.9M 5.0M Haaland (18)
41 (-22) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 280 FH 63 1.9M 6.9M Palmer (10) 4 (0)
42 (+3) Take my breath (a) James Carr 277 81 2.2M 2.2M Haaland (18)
43 (-19) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 277 64 2.2M 6.8M Isak (4) 1 (11)
44 (-9) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 277 71 2.2M 4.7M Haaland (18)
45 (-3) Wizard Max Allars 277 78 2.2M 3.0M Haaland (18) 1 (5)
46 (-17) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 277 67 2.2M 6.0M Cherki (2) 1 (6)
47 (+13) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 277 93 2.2M 595k TC Palmer (15) 1 (15)
48 (-9) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 274 72 2.4M 4.4M Haaland (18)
49 (-6) Slimane Shady Ryan B 274 77 2.5M 3.2M Haaland (18) 1 (10)
50 (-6) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 273 76 2.5M 3.5M Haaland (18) 1 (3)
51 (-24) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 272 61 2.6M 7.6M Palmer (10) 1 (1)
52 (+2) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 271 83 2.7M 1.9M TC Palmer (15) 1 (-1)
53 (+18) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 270 98 2.8M 248k João Pedro (24)
54 (+3) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 269 84 2.9M 1.7M João Pedro (24) 1 (2)
55 (+6) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 264 80 3.4M 2.6M João Pedro (24) 2 (9)
56 (+11) Doesn't Mattsson James White 263 86 3.4M 1.3M Haaland (18)
57 (+5) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 262 78 3.6M 3.0M João Pedro (24) 1 (-3)
58 (-7) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 262 71 3.6M 4.9M Haaland (18) 1 (1)
59 (+4) Change Name Harvey Skelton 261 77 3.6M 3.1M Haaland (18)
60 (-2) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 257 72 4.0M 4.4M B.Fernandes (4)
61 (-14) dan Daniel Jarred 257 65 4.0M 6.6M Haaland (18) 2 (-14)
62 (-7) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 254 66 4.3M 6.4M Haaland (18) 2 (-1)
63 (+7) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 252 79 4.5M 2.6M João Pedro (24)
64 (+2) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 🧠 252 FH 74 4.5M 3.9M João Pedro (24) 12 (43)
65 (-12) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 250 61 4.7M 7.5M Haaland (18)
66 (-18) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 249 57 4.8M 8.5M Havertz (2) 1 (0)
67 (+8) CRAB Richard Holland 249 82 4.8M 2.1M Haaland (18) 1 (2)
68 (+11) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 244 78 5.3M 3.0M Haaland (18) 1 (-1)
69 (-5) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 244 81 5.3M 2.2M João Pedro (24)
70 (+6) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 243 76 5.4M 3.5M Haaland (18) 1 (12)
71 (+9) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 🧑‍🔬 242 76 5.5M 3.5M Saka (16) 1 (10)
72 (+1) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 239 69 5.7M 5.4M TC Palmer (15) 1 (4)
73 (+9) TS36 Thomas Sutton 239 76 5.7M 3.4M Haaland (18)
74 (-9) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 239 60 5.7M 7.8M Isak (4) 1 (2)
75 (-6) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 238 74 5.9M 3.9M Haaland (18)
76 (-20) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 235 47 6.1M 10.0M Haaland (18) 2 (7)
77 Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 234 67 6.2M 5.9M Szoboszlai (6) WC 9 (29)
78 Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 231 64 6.4M 6.8M Haaland (18) 1 (3)
79 (+7) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 230 76 6.5M 3.4M João Pedro (24)
80 (-12) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 230 53 6.5M 9.2M Isak (4) 1 (-2)
81 (+8) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 229 81 6.6M 2.2M Rogers (16) WC 8 (12)
82 (+1) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 224 61 7.0M 7.5M Haaland (18)
83 (+2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 223 66 7.0M 6.1M Haaland (18)
84 (+6) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 🥊 223 76 7.1M 3.6M Haaland (18) 2 (9)
85 (+2) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 222 70 7.1M 5.2M Haaland (18) 1 (1)
86 (-14) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 222 50 7.2M 9.1M Haaland (18) 2 (-2) H
87 (+1) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 221 72 7.2M 4.4M Palmer (10)
88 (-7) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 221 57 7.2M 8.5M TC Barry (6) 1 (-2)
89 (-15) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 221 51 7.2M 9.5M Isak (4) 1 (1)
90 (+2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 215 86 7.6M 1.3M Haaland (18)
91 His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 201 55 8.4M 8.9M Haaland (18) 1 (-1)
92 (+2) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 192 75 8.8M 3.6M João Pedro (24)
93 (-9) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 🐓 191 33 8.8M 10.6M Mbeumo (4)
🥚 (-1) Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 163 52 9.5M 8.7M Gakpo (2) 2 (-2) H

League Graphs

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