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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW3 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

71 pts

Leeky Blinders
Owain Davies

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

17 pts

Cunha Pass A Duckdoo
Sam Watkins

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Egan Chips
Matthew Quigley

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Mitchell

MainooPlays4ManU
Adam Shorthose

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+23 places

Egan Chips
Matthew Quigley

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-31 places

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

324 BPS

Leeky Blinders
Owain Davies

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

22 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

84.0'

Leeky Blinders
Owain Davies

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Comme ci Konsa
Jacob Slater

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

71

Wizard
Max Allars

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

16

Half The World (A)
Greg Houghton

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+10 pts

Doesn't Mattsson
James White

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-18 pts

Tonberry Melee
Matthew Phillips

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 84.0% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Cherki 4.3% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 3.2%
4th Kit Icon Palmer 2.1%
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 2.1%

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.9%
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 24.5% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 14.9% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Kinsky 6.4% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 5.3% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 60.6%
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 28.7% 4pts
3rd Kit Icon Gvardiol 20.2% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Gabriel 18.1%
5th Kit Icon Shaw 14.9%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 59.6%
2nd Kit Icon Szoboszlai 37.2% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Cherki 30.9% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 29.8%
5th Kit Icon Groß 26.6% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 86.2% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 63.8%
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 28.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 18.1% 13pts
5th Kit Icon Wissa 14.9% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 281% 3.8pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 128%
3rdKit Icon MUN Attack 101%
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 98%
5thKit Icon LIV Attack 74% 5.5pts
6thKit Icon BHA Defence 62% 4.6pts
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 60%
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 40% 1.2pts
9thKit Icon MCI Defence 37% 7.8pts
10thKit Icon LEE Attack 35% 1.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Mitchell +15.0pts MainooPlays4ManU
Adam Shorthose 		15pts : 73 mins 2 Goals 2 Bonus 2 Goals Conceded
Kit Icon Vuskovic +11.4pts Chicken Thiaw Mein
Thomas Allan 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Janelt +11.0pts Wizard
Max Allars 		11pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Gakpo +10.9pts French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French 		11pts : 90 mins 2 Assists 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon King +10.0pts EETZ A DEESGRAYZ
Owen Wilmot 		10pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Cherki in GW3

Man City: Won 1-0 at home to Coventry City.

Cherki: 65 mins Clean Sheet

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De Cuyper in GW3

Brighton: Drew 1-1 at home to Leeds.

De Cuyper: 76 mins Assist Yellow Card

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Wissa in GW3

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Wissa: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Elanga in GW3

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Elanga: 76 mins Yellow Card

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M.Sangaré in GW3

Brentford: Drew 1-1 at home to Sunderland.

M.Sangaré: 45 mins Yellow Card

Player #Trans. Form GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8
Kit Icon Cherki 28 8.3 3mun (6.5) SUN (5.6) liv (6.1) IPS (8.0) avl (6.7)
Kit Icon De Cuyper 24 7.0 4cov (8.0) ARS (6.6) sun (7.3) CRY (8.4) liv (7.6)
Kit Icon Wissa 12 4.3 1lee (4.7) HUL (5.2) cov (5.4) AVL (5.3) cry (5.7)
Kit Icon Elanga 10 6.0 1lee (3.6) HUL (3.8) cov (3.9) AVL (3.9) cry (4.0)
Kit Icon M.Sangaré 9 6.0 0bou (7.8) CHE (8.5) avl (8.4) LIV (7.8) hul (7.9)

Transferred Out:

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Mbeumo in GW3

Man Utd: Away to Everton.

Mbeumo: Upcoming fixture.

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Tzolis in GW3

Arsenal: Home to Chelsea.

Tzolis: Upcoming fixture.

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Pedro Porro in GW3

Spurs: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Kinsky in GW3

Spurs: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Kinsky: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Ndiaye in GW3

Man City: Won 1-0 at home to Coventry City.

Ndiaye: 86 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8
Kit Icon Mbeumo 18 4.3 -MCI (5.4) ful (7.2) TOT (6.7) lee (5.7) BOU (6.7)
Kit Icon Tzolis 13 2.0 -sun (4.4) bha (4.3) LEE (4.3) nfo (4.8) EVE (4.0)
Kit Icon Pedro Porro 10 2.7 7EVE (3.3) AVL (4.7) mun (3.3) COV (3.6) che (3.3)
Kit Icon Kinsky 9 3.0 6EVE (3.1) AVL (3.6) mun (2.9) COV (3.1) che (2.9)
Kit Icon Ndiaye 7 5.3 3mun (5.9) SUN (5.5) liv (5.7) IPS (6.7) avl (6.0)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW3 Score
FH Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 71
TC Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 65
TC Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 61
TC MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 60
TC Egan Chips Matthew Quigley 59
FH French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 55
TC Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 53
TC James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 53
TC That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 53
TC Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 50
TC CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 48
TC KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 47
TC Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 47
TC UTT Aidan Fleming 46
TC Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 46
WC EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 45
TC Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 45
WC Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 44
TC I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 44
WC Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 41
TC Scooby snaka Iain L 40
TC Fidler utd Jack Fidler 40
TC Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 40
TC Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 39
TC The H-Team Horatio Turner 38
TC CRAB Richard Holland 38
TC Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 37
WC Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 37
TC tilbs united Josh Tilbury 37
TC Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 36
WC WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 36
TC Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 36
TC Cherki Farke Max Winokan 36
WC Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 35
TC Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 34
WC Doesn't Mattsson James White 34
WC Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 34
WC Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 32
WC FFS FC David French 32
WC Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 32
WC Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 32
TC Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 30
WC Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 29

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW3) Rank (GW3) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+11) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 👑 🦴 239 FH 71 32k 32k Haaland (18) 12/12 10 (46)
2 (-1) UTT Aidan Fleming 235 46 57k 2.4M TC Haaland (27) 9/13 2 (1)
3 (+14) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 229 65 106k 122k TC Haaland (27) 10/13
4 (+2) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 224 47 176k 2.1M TC Haaland (27) 9/13 2 (7)
5 (-1) Scooby snaka Iain L 223 40 188k 4.2M TC Haaland (27) 9/13 1 (3)
6 (-4) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 223 34 194k 6.4M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 2 (3)
7 (-4) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 221 34 231k 6.4M Cherki (6) 8/12 2 (4)
8 (+10) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 216 53 357k 1.0M TC Haaland (27) 9/13 2 (4)
9 (-4) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 216 36 357k 5.7M TC Haaland (27) 9/13 2 (-2)
10 (+4) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 214 47 415k 2.1M TC Haaland (27) 9/13 1 (3)
11 (+20) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 214 61 415k 294k TC Haaland (27) 7/13 2 (-6)
12 (+11) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 213 53 462k 1.1M TC Haaland (27) 9/13
13 (-5) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 213 40 472k 4.5M TC Haaland (27) 8/13 1 (-1)
14 (-7) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 213 37 447k 5.3M Haaland (18) 7/12 2 (8)
15 (+6) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 211 50 555k 1.6M TC Haaland (27) 10/13 1 (3)
16 (-7) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 209 36 574k 5.4M Haaland (18) 9/12 WC 23 (-3)
17 (-7) The H-Team Horatio Turner 209 38 585k 4.9M TC Haaland (27) 8/13 1 (3)
18 (+7) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 208 49 682k 1.9M Haaland (18) 10/12 1 (-4)
19 (-3) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 206 40 731k 4.2M TC Haaland (27) 8/13 1 (4)
20 (-9) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 204 34 821k 6.3M TC Haaland (27) 8/13 1 (1)
21 (+6) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 202 45 978k 2.7M Haaland (18) 8/12 WC 10 (1)
22 (+2) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 200 40 1.0M 4.0M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12
23 (+23) Egan Chips Matthew Quigley ⚽️ 200 59 1.0M 367k TC Haaland (27) 7/13
24 (-11) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 200 32 1.1M 6.8M Haaland (18) 8/12 WC 3 (5)
25 (-6) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 198 36 1.2M 5.4M Haaland (18) 8/12
26 (+16) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 197 53 1.3M 1.0M TC Haaland (27) 8/13 2 (3)
27 (+1) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 196 39 1.3M 4.3M TC Haaland (27) 8/13
28 (-2) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 195 37 1.4M 5.2M TC Haaland (27) 7/13 1 (4)
29 Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 195 40 1.4M 4.2M Haaland (18) 8/12 2 (6)
30 (-15) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 193 26 1.6M 8.5M Haaland (18) 6/12 2 (-4)
31 (+1) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 192 39 1.7M 4.5M Haaland (18) 7/12 1 (-3)
32 (+7) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 191 45 1.7M 2.5M Haaland (18) 8/12
33 (-3) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 191 36 1.8M 5.6M TC Haaland (27) 8/13 1 (3)
34 (-12) Cheese FC Edward Capper 190 29 1.8M 7.6M Haaland (18) 6/12
35 (+5) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 190 44 1.9M 2.7M Haaland (18) 7/12 WC 7 (-2)
36 (-16) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 190 28 1.9M 8.1M Cherki (6) 6/12 2 (1)
37 (-3) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 189 37 1.9M 5.1M Haaland (18) 7/12
38 (+6) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 188 45 2.1M 2.6M TC Haaland (27) 8/13 1 (0)
39 (+6) Slimane Shady Ryan B 188 45 2.1M 2.6M Haaland (18) 8/12 1 (1)
40 (+16) Wizard Max Allars 188 54 2.7M 1.9M Haaland (18) 9/12 1 (3)
41 (+2) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 186 42 2.3M 3.6M Haaland (18) 8/12 2 (3)
42 (+23) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 184 FH 55 2.4M 693k Haaland (18) 10/12 59 (6)
43 (+5) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 184 46 2.4M 2.2M Haaland (18) 8/12
44 (-7) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 184 36 2.5M 5.6M TC Haaland (27) 7/13 1 (3)
45 (+8) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 183 48 2.7M 2.1M TC Haaland (27) 9/13 2 (0)
46 (+1) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 🧑‍🔬 183 43 2.6M 3.2M Haaland (18) 6/12 2 (-3)
47 (-9) FFS FC David French 180 32 2.9M 6.8M Haaland (18) 10/12 WC 21 (-3)
48 (-13) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 179 28 3.1M 8.0M Cherki (6) 7/12 1 (3)
49 (+12) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 177 46 3.3M 2.2M TC Haaland (27) 10/13
50 (-9) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 175 30 3.6M 7.6M Palmer (0) 8/12 2 (0)
51 (+23) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 175 57 4.7M 1.9M Haaland (18) 9/12 2 (-14)
52 (+10) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 174 44 3.8M 3.2M Isak (26) 9/12 2 (2)
53 (-4) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 173 35 3.8M 5.8M Haaland (18) 8/12 WC 12 (-4)
54 enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 173 38 3.8M 4.7M Haaland (18) 8/12
55 Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 173 38 3.8M 5.0M Haaland (18) 8/12 2 (1)
56 (-6) Doesn't Mattsson James White 🔮 172 34 3.9M 6.1M Haaland (18) 9/12 WC 11 (10)
57 Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 172 39 4.1M 5.0M Haaland (18) 7/12 2 (-15)
58 (+8) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 172 44 4.2M 3.6M TC Haaland (27) 7/13 2 (-3)
59 (+10) Change Name Harvey Skelton 172 49 3.9M 1.6M Haaland (18) 7/12 1 (-2)
60 klopptillyoudrop Adam French 171 39 4.0M 4.5M Haaland (18) 7/12 1 (5)
61 (+6) dan Daniel Jarred 170 43 3.9M 2.5M Haaland (18) 6/12
62 (-29) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 🐓 170 17 4.1M 9.7M B.Fernandes (0) 6/12
63 (-27) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 170 21 4.7M 9.7M João Pedro (0) 5/12
64 (-6) Take my breath (a) James Carr 169 36 4.3M 5.4M Haaland (18) 5/12
65 (-2) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 167 37 4.5M 5.1M Cherki (6) 10/12 WC 14 (-12)
66 (+6) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 167 46 4.7M 2.6M Haaland (18) 7/12 1 (-6)
67 (-16) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 165 29 4.8M 7.6M Haaland (18) 9/12 WC 8 (-8)
68 (+9) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 163 48 5.0M 1.8M Haaland (18) 10/12
69 (-5) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 162 32 5.2M 6.9M Haaland (18) 8/12 1 (1)
70 (-2) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 162 36 5.3M 5.9M Haaland (18) 10/12 1 (3)
71 (+4) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 160 44 5.6M 3.2M Haaland (18) 9/12 1 (1)
72 (-1) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 159 37 5.6M 5.2M TC Haaland (27) 8/13 1 (3)
73 (+12) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 159 51 5.9M 1.9M Haaland (18) 10/12 1 (-3)
74 (-22) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 158 30 6.2M 6.4M TC Haaland (27) 10/13 3 (-4) H H
75 (-2) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 157 37 6.1M 6.3M Haaland (18) 6/12 1 (-3)
76 (-17) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 157 24 6.5M 9.7M João Pedro (0) 6/12
77 (+7) TS36 Thomas Sutton 155 46 6.0M 2.4M Haaland (18) 9/12 2 (2)
78 (+4) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 153 41 6.4M 4.3M Haaland (18) 9/12 WC 16 (0)
79 (-9) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 🧠 151 28 6.5M 8.0M Haaland (18) 8/12 1 (0)
80 (+3) CRAB Richard Holland 150 38 6.6M 5.0M TC Haaland (27) 7/13 2 (0)
81 (-3) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 149 34 6.6M 6.1M Haaland (18) 7/12 WC 13 (2)
82 (+6) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 149 60 6.7M 339k TC Haaland (27) 11/13 1 (2)
83 (+3) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 147 40 7.8M 7.9M Haaland (18) 6/12
84 (-5) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 143 30 7.3M 7.8M Saka (0) 5/12 1 (0)
85 (+5) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 140 41 7.5M 3.8M Haaland (18) 9/12 1 (1)
86 (-10) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 🥊 138 22 7.6M 9.1M Haaland (18) 8/12
87 Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 137 32 7.7M 6.8M Haaland (18) 6/12 WC 17 (1)
88 (+3) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 134 37 8.4M 7.8M Haaland (18) 8/12 1 (-3)
89 Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 🤡 132 32 8.0M 6.8M Haaland (18) 6/12 WC 9 (-18)
90 (-10) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 130 17 8.1M 9.7M Mbeumo (0) 5/12
91 (-10) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 130 17 8.5M 10.2M Palmer (0) 5/12
92 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 115 36 8.8M 5.4M Haaland (18) 8/12
93 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 98 29 9.4M 5.4M Szoboszlai (6) 9/12 3 (-8) H H
🥚 Min Woo Lee James Cushen 97 41 9.5M 4.9M Haaland (18) 7/12 1 (-2)

League Graphs

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