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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW1 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

82 pts

EETZ A DEESGRAYZ
Owen Wilmot

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

28 pts

Comme ci Konsa
Jacob Slater

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Palmer (C)

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

371 BPS

EETZ A DEESGRAYZ
Owen Wilmot

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

30 pts

UTT
Aidan Fleming

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

EarthWindAndMaguire
Taylor Cousins

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

TS36
Thomas Sutton

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

87

Hakuna Mateta
Dan Jones

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

33

Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 55.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 28.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 3.3% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Havertz 2.2% 6pts
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 2.2% 11pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 36.7% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 21.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 20.0% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 8.9% 7pts
5th Kit Icon Lammens 8.9% 1pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 55.6% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Shaw 32.2% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Maguire 24.4% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Gabriel 21.1% 5pts
5th Kit Icon O'Reilly 18.9% 2pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 60.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 52.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Tzolis 38.9% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 37.8% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Semenyo 27.8% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 78.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 68.9% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 34.4% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 25.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Brobbey 14.4% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 174% 1.4pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 156% 1.6pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 128% 7.4pts
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 101% 9.8pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 82% 5.8pts
6thKit Icon LIV Attack 78% 4.9pts
7thKit Icon MUN Defence 67% 1.0pts
8thKit Icon LEE Attack 51% 1.9pts
9thKit Icon MCI Defence 46% 5.9pts
10thKit Icon TOT Defence 38% 2.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Palmer ⚠️ (C) +25.6pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		26pts : 82 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Saka (C) +17.2pts Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett 		18pts : 67 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon De Cuyper +17.0pts Leeky Blinders
Owain Davies 		17pts : 77 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon M.Sangaré +13.7pts Fidler utd
Jack Fidler 		14pts : 75 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Kayode +13.0pts enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp 		13pts : 75 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW1 Score
BB EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 82
BB IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 73
BB WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 70
BB Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 68
BB Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 68
BB Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 67
BB James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 64
BB FFS FC David French 62
BB The H-Team Horatio Turner 60
BB Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 59
BB Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 58
BB Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 56
BB Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 56
BB Greg's Team Greg Houghton 51
BB Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 48

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager (GW1) Rank Captain Fix. Ownership
1 EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 👑 🦴 BB 82 57k Havertz (12) 16/16 23.0%
2 Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 🧑‍🔬 74 227k Palmer (26) 12/12 9.9%
3 UTT Aidan Fleming 🧠 73 282k Haaland (4) 12/12 24.2%
4 IRN Brewster Rob Sutton BB 73 282k B.Fernandes (4) 16/16 28.8%
5 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 71 377k Haaland (4) 12/12 25.6%
6 WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker BB 70 432k B.Fernandes (4) 16/16 25.9%
7 Fidler utd Jack Fidler 69 496k Haaland (4) 12/12 22.1%
8 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 69 496k Haaland (4) 12/12 22.9%
9 Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr BB 68 564k Haaland (4) 16/16 27.0%
10 Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 68 564k B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 24.8%
11 Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame BB 68 564k Haaland (4) 16/16 30.2%
12 Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 68 564k João Pedro (22) 12/12 21.9%
13 Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane BB 67 642k Semenyo (4) 16/16 23.3%
14 Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 66 728k Tzolis (12) 12/12 18.5%
15 (+29) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp ⚽️ 65 3.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 18.6%
16 (-1) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey BB 64 933k Haaland (4) 15/16 31.1%
17 (-1) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 64 933k Haaland (4) 12/12 22.8%
18 (-1) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 64 933k Haaland (4) 12/12 25.3%
19 (+23) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 64 3.2M João Pedro (22) 12/12 18.4%
20 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 63 1.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 24.5%
21 (-2) FFS FC David French BB 62 1.2M Haaland (4) 16/16 25.7%
22 (-2) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 61 1.3M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 27.5%
23 (-2) The H-Team Horatio Turner BB 60 1.5M B.Fernandes (4) 16/16 26.1%
24 (-2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones BB 59 1.6M B.Fernandes (4) 16/16 27.3%
25 (-2) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 59 1.6M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 25.4%
26 (-2) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 59 1.6M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 24.4%
27 Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 59 2.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 24.9%
28 (+2) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 59 2.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 21.5%
29 (-4) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 58 1.8M Saka (18) 12/12 17.3%
30 (-4) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling BB 58 1.8M B.Fernandes (4) 16/16 27.9%
31 (-3) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 56 2.2M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 21.2%
32 (-3) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller BB 56 2.2M Haaland (4) 15/15 27.0%
33 (-2) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 56 2.2M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 21.5%
34 (-2) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick BB 56 2.2M B.Fernandes (4) 16/16 25.1%
35 French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 56 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 19.7%
36 (-3) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 54 2.7M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 21.1%
37 (-3) Egan Chips Matthew Quigley 54 2.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 22.9%
38 (+3) Doesn't Mattsson James White 54 3.2M Havertz (12) 12/12 14.6%
39 (-3) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 53 2.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 25.0%
40 (-3) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 53 2.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 24.1%
41 (-3) Cheese FC Edward Capper 52 3.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 24.1%
42 (-3) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 52 3.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 26.2%
43 (-3) Scooby snaka Iain L 52 3.2M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 25.0%
44 (-1) Take my breath (a) James Carr 52 3.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 22.4%
45 Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 52 3.2M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 24.3%
46 (+2) Change Name Harvey Skelton 52 3.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 22.6%
47 (-1) Greg's Team Greg Houghton BB 51 3.5M B.Fernandes (4) 14/14 19.2%
48 (-1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 51 3.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 21.2%
49 (+3) dan Daniel Jarred 51 4.3M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 18.6%
50 (-1) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 50 4.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 17.6%
51 (+14) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 50 5.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 9.1%
52 (-2) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 49 4.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 20.3%
53 (+4) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 49 4.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 17.2%
54 (+8) Wizard Max Allars 49 4.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 20.3%
55 (-4) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 48 4.3M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 22.7%
56 (-3) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 48 4.3M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 26.2%
57 (-3) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 48 4.3M Saka (18) 12/12 11.8%
58 (-3) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 48 4.3M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 19.0%
59 (-3) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon BB 48 4.3M B.Fernandes (4) 16/16 17.0%
60 (+1) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 48 4.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 23.2%
61 (+10) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 48 5.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 21.5%
62 (-4) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 47 4.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 21.7%
63 (-4) CRAB Richard Holland 47 4.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 17.6%
64 (-4) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 47 4.9M B.Fernandes (4) 11/11 18.3%
65 (+11) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 47 6.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 13.7%
66 (+16) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 47 7.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 22.0%
67 (-4) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 45 5.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 22.8%
68 (-4) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 45 5.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 23.3%
69 (+1) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 45 5.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 15.9%
70 (-4) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 44 5.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 18.1%
71 (-2) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 44 5.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 22.1%
72 Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 44 5.9M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 9.6%
73 (-6) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 43 5.7M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 21.4%
74 (-6) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 43 5.7M Calvert-Lewin (2) 12/12 7.3%
75 (-2) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 42 5.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 23.3%
76 (-2) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 42 6.2M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 15.7%
77 (-2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 41 6.2M Haaland (4) 11/11 14.7%
78 Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 41 6.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 16.2%
79 (-2) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 40 6.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 18.2%
80 (+4) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 40 7.6M Calvert-Lewin (2) 12/12 19.2%
81 (-1) Slimane Shady Ryan B 38 7.1M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 17.9%
82 (-3) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 37 7.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 16.5%
83 (-2) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 37 7.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 19.1%
84 (+1) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 37 7.6M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 15.8%
85 (+2) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 36 8.0M Haaland (4) 11/12 13.8%
86 (-3) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 35 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 16.8%
87 (-1) TS36 Thomas Sutton 🥊 35 7.9M Calvert-Lewin (2) 11/11 16.9%
88 Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 34 8.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 18.2%
89 Knees Santos Faysal Miah 29 8.3M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 14.0%
🥚 Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 🐓 28 8.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 19.0%

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