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🏆 DGW36 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

101 pts

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

44 pts

Old Havertz Kai Hard
Owen Wilmot

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Doku (C)

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+6 places

Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-6 places

Old Havertz Kai Hard
Owen Wilmot

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

389 BPS

Dynamo Chicken Kiev
Toby Haworth

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

29 pts

klopp till you drop
Adam French

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

121.6'

Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟨 🟨 🟨

Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

125

Dynamo Chicken Kiev
Toby Haworth

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

50

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+21 pts

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-15 pts

Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 67.0% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 4.7% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Cherki 4.7% 5pts
4th Kit Icon O'Reilly 2.8% 5pts
5th Kit Icon Semenyo 2.8% 12pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 29.2% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 17.0% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 9.4% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Henderson 8.5% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 62.3% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon O'Reilly 40.6% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Guéhi 34.9% 15pts
4th Kit Icon Virgil 27.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Van Hecke 19.8% 6pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 63.2% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 55.7% 12pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 34.0% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 31.1% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Cherki 28.3% 5pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 81.1% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 27.4% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Welbeck 23.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Thiago 20.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Watkins 18.9% 9pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 278% 6.6pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 115% 9.0pts
3rdKit Icon MUN Attack 88% 2.4pts
4thKit Icon MCI Defence 86% 8.9pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 63% 2.4pts
6thKit Icon AVL Attack 57% 4.2pts
7thKit Icon CHE Attack 46% 2.1pts
8thKit Icon BHA Attack 44% 3.8pts
9thKit Icon BHA Defence 42% 6.3pts
10thKit Icon CRY Defence 38% 3.5pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Doku (C) +23.4pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		24pts : 121 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

121 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Tarkowski +14.4pts Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin 		15pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus 2 Goals Conceded
Kit Icon Donnarumma +14.0pts Can't Get Any Wirtz
Joe Orr 		14pts : 180 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet 4 Saves

180 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet 4 Saves
Kit Icon Anderson +11.4pts 'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Maguire +10.0pts Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks 		10pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

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Saka in GW36

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to West Ham.

Saka: 79 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Cherki in GW36

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Brentford.

Cherki: 70 mins Assist

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Cherki: 70 mins Assist

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Lacroix in GW36

Crystal Palace: Drew 2-2 at home to Everton.

Lacroix: 180 mins 5 Goals Conceded

Crystal Palace: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Lacroix: 180 mins 5 Goals Conceded

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Haaland in GW36

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Brentford.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus

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Mateta in GW36

Crystal Palace: Drew 2-2 at home to Everton.

Mateta: 84 mins Goal

Crystal Palace: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Mateta: 84 mins Goal

Player #Trans. Form GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Saka 12 3.5 2BUR (6.4) cry (5.2)
Kit Icon Cherki 10 4.6 5bou (4.9) AVL (5.1)
Kit Icon Lacroix 6 4.0 4bre (5.2) ARS (4.9)
Kit Icon Haaland 6 6.2 11bou (5.5) AVL (6.1)
Kit Icon Mateta 5 2.0 6bre (3.8) ARS (3.4)

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Palmer in GW36

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Palmer: 90 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW36

Nott'm Forest: Drew 1-1 at home to Newcastle.

Gibbs-White: Did not play.

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Thiago in GW36

Brentford: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW36

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Brentford.

Semenyo: 180 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Semenyo: 180 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Bowen in GW36

West Ham: Lost 0-1 at home to Arsenal.

Bowen: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Palmer 10 1.0 2TOT (5.4) sun (5.1)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White ⚠️ 8 9.2 xmun (3.7) BOU (5.2)
Kit Icon Thiago 6 2.8 2CRY (5.5) liv (5.5)
Kit Icon Semenyo 5 3.8 12bou (5.3) AVL (5.6)
Kit Icon Bowen 5 4.0 2new (5.9) LEE (6.1)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW36 Score
BB Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 97
TC chumpians Iain L 96
TC Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 96
BB Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 96
TC Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 93
TC You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 92
BB Ass Kickers Utd III David French 90
TC isak at this Ludo Mccormick 90
BB Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 90
TC Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 89
BB Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 88
TC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 88
TC Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 87
WC Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 86
BB ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 86
BB Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 86
BB Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 86
TC Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 86
TC A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 86
TC Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 84
TC Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 84
BB SaughallXI Curtis French 82
TC French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 81
BB Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 81
TC Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 79
BB HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 77
TC Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 77
BB Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 76
TC Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 76
TC Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 75
BB McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 73
TC It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 72
TC Fidler utd Jack Fidler 72
TC Titus Shambles Harry Everett 70

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW36) Rank (GW36) Captain Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 2,300 77 3423 4.0M Haaland (22) 1 (0)
2 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,286 80 6544 3.3M Haaland (22) 3 (-3)
3 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,276 75 10k 4.3M Haaland (22)
4 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,270 92 12k 900k Haaland (22)
5 (-1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 2,260 78 19k 3.8M Haaland (22) 3 (-1)
6 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 🥊 2,241 BB 88 37k 1.6M O'Reilly (10) 2 (12)
7 (+2) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,236 93 43k 784k TC Haaland (33)
8 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 🤡 2,233 83 48k 1.8M TC Haaland (33) 3 (-15) H
9 (-1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,222 76 66k 4.2M Haaland (22) 1 (0)
10 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 2,209 84 94k 2.3M Haaland (22) 2 (8)
11 Ass Kickers Utd III David French 2,185 BB 90 172k 1.3M Haaland (22) 2 (5)
12 Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 2,179 88 193k 1.6M Haaland (22) 2 (0)
13 (+1) chumpians Iain L 2,165 96 257k 557k TC Haaland (33) 2 (2)
14 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 2,140 79 403k 3.5M TC Haaland (33) 3 (5)
15 (-2) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 2,137 72 426k 5.4M TC Haaland (33) 5 (-10)
16 (+3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 👑 2,136 101 434k 246k Haaland (22) 2 (-5)
17 Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 2,126 78 506k 3.7M Haaland (22) 1 (-7)
18 (-2) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 2,126 BB 76 507k 4.3M Semenyo (24) 2 (3)
19 (+3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 2,123 92 529k 900k TC Haaland (33)
20 (-2) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 2,115 86 597k 1.8M Haaland (22) WC 7 (-3)
21 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 2,109 70 646k 5.6M B.Fernandes (6) 💀
22 (-1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 2,108 74 655k 4.6M Haaland (22) 💀
23 (+2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 2,103 76 702k 4.3M TC Haaland (33) 2 (1)
24 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 2,098 80 755k 3.2M Haaland (22) 1 (6)
25 (+1) Estève the Best William Pinnington 2,092 73 811k 4.9M Haaland (22)
26 (+4) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 2,089 84 842k 2.3M TC Haaland (33) 1 (2)
27 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 2,088 67 853k 6.4M Haaland (22)
28 ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 2,080 BB 86 945k 1.8M Haaland (22)
29 Fidler utd Jack Fidler 2,078 72 966k 5.3M TC Cherki (15) 1 (0)
30 (+3) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 2,055 91 1.3M 1.1M Haaland (22) 1 (1)
31 (-8) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French ⚽️ 2,046 73 1.4M 3.1M TC Haaland (33) 3 (-1) H H
32 Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 2,045 62 1.4M 7.8M Haaland (22) 1 (-2)
33 (+6) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 🦴 2,044 BB 97 1.4M 478k Haaland (22) 2 (9)
34 (-3) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 2,041 51 1.4M 9.2M Haaland (22) 2 (-3) H
35 (+1) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 2,039 BB 86 1.5M 1.9M Haaland (22) 1 (0)
36 (-2) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 2,032 84 1.6M 1.6M TC Haaland (33) 2 (-5) H
37 (+9) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 2,030 89 1.6M 1.4M Haaland (22) 2 (6)
38 (+2) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 2,025 90 1.7M 1.2M Haaland (22)
39 (+2) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 2,025 BB 82 1.7M 2.0M Haaland (22) 3 (2) H
40 (+4) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 2,022 75 1.7M 4.5M Cherki (10) 1 (-2)
41 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 2,019 74 1.8M 4.6M Haaland (22)
42 FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 2,009 70 1.9M 5.6M Haaland (22)
43 (+6) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 2,006 80 2.0M 3.3M Haaland (22) 2 (5)
44 (+7) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 2,002 86 2.0M 1.9M TC Haaland (33) 2 (3)
45 (+8) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,996 96 2.1M 540k TC Haaland (33) 1 (2)
46 (-8) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,994 42 2.2M 11.1M Palmer (4) 💀
47 Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,994 82 2.2M 1.9M Guéhi (30) 2 (-4) H
48 (-3) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,991 66 2.2M 6.6M Rice (6)
49 (+1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,990 82 2.3M 2.6M Watkins (18)
50 (+6) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,976 BB 81 2.5M 3.0M Haaland (22) 2 (1)
51 (-14) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,975 81 2.5M 1.4M TC Haaland (33) 3 (8) H H
52 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,974 BB 82 2.5M 2.8M Haaland (22) 3 (-5)
53 (+1) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,968 74 2.6M 4.6M B.Fernandes (6) 💀
54 (+5) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,954 BB 77 2.9M 4.0M O'Reilly (10) 1 (5)
55 (-3) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 🐓 1,950 44 3.0M 10.8M Havertz (2)
56 (+2) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,949 77 3.0M 4.0M TC Haaland (33) 1 (5)
57 Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,943 68 3.1M 6.4M Cherki (10) 2 (0)
58 (+4) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,941 82 3.1M 2.6M Haaland (22) 💀
59 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,935 BB 73 3.3M 5.1M Semenyo (24) 2 (9)
60 (+6) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,934 101 3.3M 236k Semenyo (24) 1 (0)
61 (+2) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,928 70 3.4M 5.9M TC Haaland (33) 2 (0)
62 (+5) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,928 90 3.4M 1.3M TC Haaland (33) 2 (11)
63 (-3) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,923 58 3.5M 8.4M Haaland (22) 💀
64 Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,922 88 3.5M 1.6M Haaland (22) 2 (-2)
65 (-30) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,918 85 3.6M 2.1M Haaland (22) 2 (-1)
66 (+4) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,913 BB 90 3.7M 1.3M Haaland (22) 2 (1)
67 (+2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,909 73 3.8M 4.9M Gabriel (22) 💀
68 (+4) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,907 86 3.8M 1.9M TC Haaland (33) 2 (-10)
69 (-1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🔮 1,900 63 4.0M 7.6M Doku (24) 2 (21)
70 (+5) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,897 88 4.0M 1.5M Haaland (22) 💀
71 (-6) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,894 63 4.1M 7.4M Cherki (10)
72 (-1) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,892 65 4.1M 6.9M B.Fernandes (6)
73 (+1) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,887 76 4.2M 4.1M Virgil (4) 💀
74 (+4) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,885 BB 96 4.3M 557k Haaland (22) 2 (6)
75 (-2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,883 65 4.3M 6.9M Palmer (4) 💀
76 Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,878 66 4.4M 6.6M Haaland (22) 💀
77 (-29) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,874 62 4.5M 7.8M B.Fernandes (6) 2 (2)
78 (+2) Wizard Max Allars 1,873 80 4.5M 3.1M Haaland (22) 💀
79 (+2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,870 78 4.6M 3.6M Haaland (22) 💀
80 (+3) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,860 78 4.8M 3.6M Haaland (22)
81 (-4) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,860 64 4.8M 7.3M Haaland (22) 3 (2)
82 (+4) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,853 84 4.9M 2.3M TC Haaland (33) 2 (2)
83 (+1) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,851 76 5.0M 4.1M Haaland (22) 💀
84 (-2) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,841 75 5.2M 4.5M TC Cherki (15) 1 (12)
85 (+4) klopp till you drop Adam French 🧠 1,839 86 5.2M 1.9M Haaland (22) 1 (5)
86 (-7) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,837 52 5.3M 9.6M Haaland (22) 💀
87 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,827 57 5.5M 8.6M Haaland (22) 💀
88 (-1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,819 56 5.6M 8.8M Haaland (22) 💀
89 (+3) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,813 79 5.7M 3.3M Watkins (18) 💀
90 (+1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,805 73 5.9M 4.9M Haaland (22) 💀
91 (-1) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,803 51 5.9M 9.8M O'Reilly (10)
92 (-4) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 🧑‍🔬 1,803 78 5.9M 3.8M Doku (24) 2 (-1)
93 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,779 62 6.4M 7.6M Haaland (22) 💀
94 (-1) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,772 55 6.5M 9.0M B.Fernandes (6)
95 Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,769 56 6.6M 8.8M Gyökeres (4) 💀
96 Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,767 54 6.6M 9.2M J.Timber (0) 💀
97 (+1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,767 80 6.6M 3.1M Guéhi (30)
98 (-1) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,750 75 6.9M 4.3M Haaland (22) 💀
99 (+1) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,731 61 7.3M 7.8M Haaland (22) 💀
100 (-1) Jurásek Park James White 1,726 57 7.4M 8.6M Haaland (22) 💀
101 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,698 67 7.9M 6.4M Haaland (22) 💀
102 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,686 47 8.1M 10.4M Gyökeres (4) 💀
103 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,675 53 8.2M 9.4M Ekitiké (0) 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,578 37 9.6M 11.7M Palmer (4) 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,516 35 10.4M 11.9M Isak (2) 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,488 52 10.6M 9.6M Gyökeres (4) 💀

League Graphs

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