🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League
🏆 GW38 Awards
👑 KingBest GW |
89 ptsMikel ArTanyaTanya Fozzard |
🐓 CockWorst GW |
31 ptsBayern BruDaniel Cornwall |
⚽️ Massive Goal FCMost Goals |
7×⚽️Saughall XICurtis French |
🧑🔬 ScientistBest Differential |
Bowen (TC)Mikel ArTanyaTanya Fozzard |
🚀 RocketeerBest Rank Gain |
+9 placesMikel ArTanyaTanya Fozzard |
🚽 #DownTheToiletWorst Rank Loss |
-7 placesHow de LigtfulPaul Lukins |
🦴 BonerHighest Bonus |
299 BPSMikel ArTanyaTanya Fozzard |
🧠 Smooth BrainMost Bench Points |
29 ptsI'm Yelling TimberNathan Duke |
👹 Minutes MonsterBest Avg. Minutes |
89.4'Eat More ChipsOwain Davies |
🥊 ASBOMost Carded |
🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨meow felixIain L |
🔮 Fortune TellerBest Transfers |
+31 ptsMajor League SakaJoel Currie |
🤡 ClownWorst Transfers |
-9 ptsPaddy PowerPatrick Jinks |
League Template
Defence
| 1st |
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Gvardiol | 48.2% | 8pts |
| 2nd |
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Burn | 29.1% | 2pts |
| 3rd |
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Kerkez | 25.5% | 6pts |
| 4th |
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Milenković | 21.8% | 2pts |
| 5th |
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Virgil | 18.2% | 1pts |
Effective Ownership
| 1st | LIV
Attack |
139% | 5.9pts |
| 2nd |  BRE
Attack |
113% | 4.6pts |
| 3rd |  AVL
Attack |
86% | 1.3pts |
| 4th | NEW
Attack |
81% | 1.8pts |
| 5th | MCI
Attack |
76% | 2.3pts |
| 6th |  ARS
Defence |
59% | 2.3pts |
| 7th | MCI
Defence |
59% | 7.6pts |
| 8th | NEW
Defence |
57% | 1.9pts |
| 9th | NFO
Attack |
55% | 1.9pts |
| 10th | NFO
Defence |
55% | 1.8pts |
Killer Differentials
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Bowen (TC) | +35.1pts |
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Mikel ArTanya
Tanya Fozzard |
39pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus |
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M.Salah (TC) | +21.4pts |
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Titus Shambles
James White |
30pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus |
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Colwill | +14.9pts |
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Morning Ms Jackson
Ben Shaw |
15pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet |
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Semenyo | +14.7pts |
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sda
Maciek Kalka |
16pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus Clean Sheet |
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Rúben (C) | +13.4pts |
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Real Muad’Dib
Oscar Murphy |
14pts : 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet |
Popular Moves
Chips
League Table
| # | Team Name | Manager | Score | (GW38) | Rank | (GW38) | Captain | Trans. | 1 | The H-Team |
Horatio Turner 💎 | 2,588 | 60 | 14k | 1.9M | M.Salah (20) | 1 (0) | 2 (+2) | Cold Farmer |
Jonah Varney 💎 | 2,515 | 65 | 93k | 1.1M | M.Salah (20) | 1 (4) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Maradoner Kebab |
Thomas Ladbury | 2,514 | 61 | 95k | 1.7M | M.Salah (20) | 1 (0) |
| 4 (-2) | French’s Fruitshoots |
Matthew French | 2,509 | 67 | 107k | 838k | M.Salah (20) | 1 (1) |
| 5 |  Rise, Lord Veiga |
G Waller | 2,483 | 37 | 171k | 8.8M | Kerkez (12) | 2 (6) | 6 |  Hakuna Mateta |
Dan Jones 💎 | 2,479 | 54 | 184k | 3.1M | M.Salah (20) |
| 7 | meow felix |
Iain L 🥊 | 2,441 | 41 | 334k | 7.5M | Rogers (2) | 2 (-1) | 8 |  Ø My Gaard! |
Matthew Quigley 💎 | 2,426 | 38 | 411k | 8.5M | Saka (2) | 2 (-7) |
| 9 (+9) | Morning Ms Jackson |
Ben Shaw | 2,416 | BB 81 | 467k | 115k | Saka (2) | 3 (-3) |
| 10 (+5) | Gilmour girls 🏆✅ |
Rebecca Underdown | 2,410 | BB 71 | 504k | 510k | Bowen (26) | 2 (-1) | 11 (-2) | MurderonZidanceFloor |
Sam Collins 💎 | 2,402 | 52 | 558k | 3.9M | M.Salah (20) | 2 (1) |
| 12 (+4) |  Of No Konsaquence |
Will Harrington-Clark | 2,396 | 69 | 598k | 648k | Bowen (26) | 1 (0) | 13 (-3) | Eat More Chips |
Owain Davies 💎 | 2,392 | 52 | 628k | 3.8M | Evanilson (4) | 1 (5) |
| 14 (-3) | Shoroddieroddie FC |
Jacob Roddie | 2,389 | 63 | 651k | 1.4M | TC M.Salah (30) | 2 (-2) |
| 15 (+4) |  I'm Yelling Timber |
Nathan Duke 🧠 | 2,377 | 44 | 738k | 6.5M | Mbeumo (16) | 1 (-1) | 16 (-4) | Wengaboys |
Nye Johnson 💎 | 2,375 | 48 | 756k | 4.9M | M.Salah (20) |
| 17 | Back of the neto |
James Cushen | 2,372 | AM 48 | 779k | 5.1M | Eze (6) | 2 (-4) |
| 18 (-4) | Victor Moses Lawn |
James Ball | 2,372 | 50 | 782k | 4.2M | Watkins (4) | |
| 19 (+1) | Haven't Jota Clue |
Luke Scamp | 2,366 | 44 | 830k | 6.5M | M.Salah (20) | 1 (5) |
| 20 (-7) |  Handsome Nick's Guys |
Nick Sweeting | 2,362 | 43 | 868k | 6.8M | Saka (2) | 1 (0) |
| 21 (+2) | ZirkzeeAndIKnowIt |
Patrick Fitzgerald | 2,361 | BB 56 | 874k | 2.7M | M.Salah (20) | 1 (-2) |
| 22 (+3) | sda |
Maciek Kalka | 2,358 | FH 56 | 901k | 2.6M | Huijsen (8) | 14 (8) |
| 23 (+5) | Massive Goal FC |
Joe Pashley | 2,352 | BB 67 | 956k | 860k | M.Salah (20) | 2 (12) | 24 (+10) |  Mainoo team name |
Ben Pelling 💎 | 2,348 | FH 72 | 993k | 413k | Bowen (26) | 11 (16) |
| 25 (+1) | Major League Saka |
Joel Currie 🔮 | 2,348 | 62 | 995k | 1.6M | M.Salah (20) | 3 (31) |
| 26 (+5) |  Dani Calafiornia |
Alex Bamford | 2,343 | 49 | 1.0M | 4.5M | Marmoush (4) | 💀 |
| 27 (-5) |  Snoop Udogie Dogg |
Stephen Fragias | 2,340 | 41 | 1.1M | 7.5M | Watkins (4) | 1 (2) |
| 28 (-7) | Fidler utd |
Jack Fidler | 2,339 | 39 | 1.1M | 8.2M | M.Salah (20) | 1 (0) |
| 29 (-5) | Very clever pun fc |
Ludo Mccormick | 2,337 | BB 46 | 1.1M | 4.5M | M.Salah (20) | 2 (-3) H |
| 30 (+15) | Mikel ArTanya |
Tanya Fozzard 👑 🧑🔬 🦴 | 2,330 | 89 | 1.2M | 23k | TC Bowen (39) | 1 (-1) | 31 (+4) | SchärWars A New Pope |
Thomas Allan 💎 | 2,325 | BB 65 | 1.2M | 667k | Mbeumo (16) | 2 (-1) H |
| 32 (+6) | The Steam Raúlers |
Michael Spencer | 2,321 | BB 59 | 1.3M | 2.1M | Wissa (2) | 1 (13) |
| 33 (-3) | Loaded Garnachos |
Josh Wilkin | 2,320 | FH 44 | 1.3M | 6.2M | Gibbs-White (4) | 13 (-9) | 34 (-2) |  Bayer Neverlusen |
Max Winokan 💎 | 2,309 | 47 | 1.4M | 5.5M | M.Salah (20) | 2 (-2) |
| 35 (-6) | Change Name |
Nikhil Thapar | 2,303 | 47 | 1.5M | 5.5M | Watkins (4) | 2 (-7) |
| 36 (+1) |  Slotty Doesn't Know |
Liam Spurgeon | 2,298 | 36 | 1.5M | 9.0M | Watkins (4) | 1 (0) |
| 37 (-4) | Drop it like itSlot |
Jamie Boswell | 2,298 | 56 | 1.5M | 2.8M | Mbeumo (16) | 2 (8) |
| 38 (-2) | Turkish Deligt |
Rob Sutton | 2,297 | 50 | 1.5M | 4.4M | M.Salah (20) | 1 (0) | 39 (+2) |  Rodondendrons |
Ed Lees 💎 | 2,293 | 62 | 1.6M | 1.5M | Trossard (8) | 1 (6) |
| 40 (-1) | Klopp till you drop |
Adam French | 2,290 | AM 54 | 1.6M | 3.3M | M.Salah (20) | 2 (3) |
| 41 (+11) | I really sak at this |
Jay Robinson | 2,283 | 68 | 1.7M | 702k | M.Salah (20) | |
| 42 (+5) |  Rice Rice Baby |
Matthew Wiggins | 2,283 | BB 59 | 1.7M | 2.1M | Rogers (2) | 1 (2) |
| 43 (+10) |  Alisson Wonderland |
Ronald Cvek | 2,277 | 55 | 1.8M | 2.8M | Mbeumo (16) | |
| 44 (-4) | How de Ligtful |
Paul Lukins | 2,277 | 34 | 1.8M | 9.6M | Saka (2) | 3 (-1) |
| 45 (+3) | 21 is coming |
Joseph Miller | 2,276 | 48 | 1.8M | 4.9M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 46 (+3) |  Palmer Violets |
Jack K Hodgkins | 2,271 | 48 | 1.9M | 4.9M | Marmoush (4) | 💀 |
| 47 (+3) | Sloan Rangers |
Jordan Sloan | 2,269 | 38 | 1.9M | 8.2M | Gibbs-White (4) | WC 11 (2) |
| 48 (+6) | Gizzers FC |
Jacob Gisby | 2,263 | 46 | 2.0M | 5.5M | M.Salah (20) | |
| 49 (+2) |  Georginino Signings |
Reece Smith | 2,260 | BB 52 | 2.0M | 3.8M | Saka (2) | 1 (-1) |
| 50 (+5) | Dyching with Death |
William Pinnington | 2,255 | BB 81 | 2.1M | 110k | M.Salah (20) | 2 (0) |
| 51 (-5) |  Livin’ La Vida Lope 🏆❌ |
Ethan Barker | 2,252 | 41 | 2.1M | 7.5M | White (10) | 1 (5) |
| 52 (+6) |  Paddy Power |
Patrick Jinks 🤡 | 2,250 | AM 50 | 2.1M | 4.5M | M.Salah (20) | 5 (-9) |
| 53 (-11) | Various Artists |
Jeremy Webb | 2,247 | 53 | 2.2M | 3.3M | Isak (4) | |
| 54 (-11) | Real Muad’Dib |
Oscar Murphy | 2,232 | 59 | 2.4M | 2.1M | Rúben (14) | 1 (-4) |
| 55 (+9) | ElRattas |
Archie Ainsworth | 2,224 | 52 | 2.5M | 3.6M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 56 (+11) | Titus Shambles |
James White | 2,221 | 60 | 2.5M | 2.0M | TC M.Salah (30) | 4 (-1) |
| 57 (+4) | Bayern Bru |
Daniel Cornwall 🐓 | 2,217 | 31 | 2.6M | 10.0M | Watkins (4) | WC 9 (-1) |
| 58 (+5) | Gueye for Ronan |
Ryan Mugnier | 2,211 | 37 | 2.7M | 8.8M | Saka (2) | 5 (4) |
| 59 (+3) | 360 No Pope |
Joe Orr | 2,210 | 58 | 2.7M | 2.3M | M.Salah (20) | 1 (0) |
| 60 (-4) | The Konate Kid |
Harvey Skelton | 2,209 | 49 | 2.7M | 4.5M | M.Salah (20) | |
| 61 (+7) | wizard |
Max Allars | 2,208 | 51 | 2.7M | 3.9M | M.Salah (20) | |
| 62 (-2) | Change Name |
Billy Matthews | 2,206 | 40 | 2.8M | 7.6M | Isak (4) | 💀 |
| 63 (-19) | Where’s my pitch at? |
Simon Owen | 2,206 | 42 | 2.8M | 6.9M | Martinelli (4) | |
| 64 (+8) | Walterball |
Aidan Fleming | 2,204 | 65 | 2.8M | 1.0M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 65 (+9) | Palmer your hands |
Sarah Frame | 2,204 | FH 83 | 2.8M | 72k | M.Salah (20) | 8 (31) |
| 66 (-1) |  Street Corner Slot’s |
Adam Fenton | 2,203 | BB 60 | 2.8M | 1.9M | Cunha (4) | 1 (2) |
| 67 (-1) |  Sali Baba 40 |
Cédric Vallée | 2,200 | BB 45 | 2.9M | 6.2M | Isak (4) | 4 (3) |
| 68 (-11) |  ⚡️Electric Mullets |
Euan Hodgson | 2,199 | 36 | 2.9M | 8.8M | Isak (4) | 💀 |
| 69 (+2) |  GarNachos & SalahSa |
Sam Watkins | 2,187 | 49 | 3.0M | 4.5M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 70 (-1) |  Rapper’s De Ligt |
Faysal Miah | 2,181 | FH 42 | 3.1M | 6.9M | Rogers (2) | 10 (0) |
| 71 (-1) | Neville wears Prada |
Taylor Cousins | 2,180 | 49 | 3.1M | 4.5M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 72 (+1) | Kabomination |
Kajan Kugananthajothy | 2,178 | 52 | 3.2M | 3.6M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 73 (-14) | Andy's Annihilators |
Andy Bewick | 2,172 | FH 40 | 3.3M | 7.6M | Evanilson (4) | 14 (-5) |
| 74 (+4) | Forever Last! |
Mr Mcfarlane | 2,149 | 57 | 3.6M | 2.4M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 75 (+5) | dan |
Daniel Jarred | 2,148 | 73 | 3.6M | 361k | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 76 (-1) | Shelts FC |
Sam Shelton | 2,144 | 39 | 3.7M | 7.9M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 77 | Saughall XI |
Curtis French ⚽️ | 2,143 | AM 64 | 3.7M | 141k | M.Salah (20) | 5 (-1) H H H H |
| 78 (-2) | Livin’ Saliba Loca |
Helen Bamford | 2,139 | 38 | 3.7M | 8.2M | M.Salah (20) | |
| 79 (+5) | Evsy's Enthrallers |
Harry Everett | 2,108 | 69 | 4.2M | 684k | M.Salah (20) | 3 (7) |
| 80 (-1) | Toe Punt United |
Tim Roberts | 2,107 | 43 | 4.2M | 6.5M | Watkins (4) | |
| 81 | enter shaqiri |
James Leaper | 2,106 | 46 | 4.2M | 5.5M | Mbeumo (16) | |
| 82 (+4) | Bowen Arrow |
Jacob Slater | 2,099 | BB 67 | 4.3M | 880k | Bowen (26) | 3 (1) |
| 83 (-1) | FC Nathelona |
Nathan Munday | 2,091 | 55 | 4.4M | 2.8M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 84 (+3) | Haven't Jota Clue |
Thomas Sutton | 2,078 | 61 | 4.6M | 1.6M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 85 (-2) | ChewBakSaka |
Ashley Long | 2,076 | 48 | 4.6M | 4.9M | Wood (4) | 💀 |
| 86 (-59) | DomsSoLanky |
Jordan Hookins | 2,076 | 57 | 4.6M | 2.4M | Mbeumo (16) | |
| 87 (-2) | Cheese FC |
Edward Capper | 2,073 | 48 | 4.6M | 4.9M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 88 (+3) | Old Havertz Kai Hard |
Toby Haworth | 2,038 | BB 77 | 5.1M | 213k | M.Salah (20) | 2 (7) |
| 89 (-1) | How Dalot can you go |
Holly Bradburn | 2,025 | 42 | 5.2M | 6.9M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 90 (-1) |  Kobbie BQ McSauce |
Matthew Phillips | 2,006 | 48 | 5.4M | 4.9M | Marmoush (4) | |
| 91 (+1) |  Old Havertz Kai Hard |
Owen Wilmot | 1,988 | 39 | 5.6M | 7.9M | Saka (2) | 💀 |
| 92 (+1) | Face Palmer |
Katherine Siggs | 1,963 | 47 | 5.9M | 5.2M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 93 (-3) |  Caravan Lickers |
Jacob Clipsham | 1,957 | 67 | 6.0M | 796k | Palmer (6) | WC 5 (17) |
| 94 (+2) | Hakuna Mateta |
Dominika Skowronska | 1,953 | 58 | 6.0M | 2.2M | M.Salah (20) | |
| 95 (-1) | Where’s leeds? |
Jonathan Pollard | 1,951 | 50 | 6.0M | 4.2M | M.Salah (20) | 💀 |
| 96 (-1) |  Minteh Fresh |
Tom Newman | 1,939 | 35 | 6.1M | 9.1M | Palmer (6) | 💀 |
| 97 | Palmer Violets |
James Carr | 1,920 | BB 40 | 6.3M | 7.6M | Palmer (6) | |
| 98 | BrexitFC |
Kieran Blakemore | 1,886 | 46 | 6.7M | 5.5M | Watkins (4) | |
| 99 (+1) | MacAwoniyi Cheese |
Marcus Perry | 1,834 | 37 | 7.2M | 8.5M | Haaland (12) | 💀 |
| 100 (-1) | Kilman Switch |
Ben Atkinson | 1,831 | 30 | 7.2M | 10.2M | Watkins (4) | 💀 |
| 101 (+2) | On ya ‘Ed-erson |
Jade Bacon | 1,824 | 64 | 7.3M | 1.1M | Isak (4) | |
| 102 (-1) | Captain Cucurella |
Jamie Gibbons | 1,797 | 34 | 7.5M | 9.3M | Palmer (6) | 💀 |
| 103 (-1) | McKennaBall |
Kieran Sabine | 1,792 | 26 | 7.6M | 10.8M | Delap (0) | 💀 | 104 | Antoine Rizzman |
Sam Romeu 💎 | 1,734 | 29 | 8.2M | 10.4M | Haaland (12) | 💀 |
| 105 | bevoFC |
Ben Evans | 1,724 | 40 | 8.2M | 7.6M | Haaland (12) | 💀 |
| 106 | Change Name |
Ryan Boagey | 1,709 | 57 | 8.4M | 2.4M | Haaland (12) | 💀 |
| 107 | Tilbs unathletic |
Josh Tilbury | 1,680 | 33 | 8.7M | 9.6M | Palmer (6) | |
| 108 | ALAW MOT 696969 |
Aldo Ventresca | 1,614 | 39 | 9.2M | 7.9M | Haaland (12) | 💀 |
| 109 | Fox FC |
Charlie Fox | 1,526 | 35 | 9.7M | 9.1M | Haaland (12) | 💀 |
| 🥚 | Cal. Raisin Adv. Bd. |
Richard Holland | 1,497 | 23 | 9.9M | 11.1M | Haaland (12) | 💀 |