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🏆 GW15 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

96 pts

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

34 pts

Estève the Best
William Pinnington

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

8×⚽️

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Dewsbury-Hall

Cheese FC
Edward Capper

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+14 places

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

Estève the Best
William Pinnington

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

389 BPS

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

30 pts

A-Cunha Matata
Holly Bradburn

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

86.0'

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

103

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

40

Slotty Too Hotty
Jamie Boswell

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+25 pts

Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-22 pts

It was me, Diouf!
Matthew Quigley

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 79.2% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Woltemade 2.8% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 1.9% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Palmer 1.9% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 34.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Sánchez 13.2% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon Henderson 10.4% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 9.4% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Dúbravka 7.5% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon J.Timber 50.9% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 47.2% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Virgil 24.5% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Van de Ven 18.9% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 17.9% 8pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 51.9% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 41.5% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Foden 29.2% 12pts
4th Kit Icon Saka 25.5% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Rice 23.6% 6pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 88.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Woltemade 40.6% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Mateta 38.7% 2pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 33.0% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Thiago 29.2% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 225% 2.6pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 104% 2.3pts
3rdKit Icon CRY Defence 76% 6.1pts
4thKit Icon ARS Attack 75% 3.5pts
5thKit Icon NEW Attack 64% 3.7pts
6thKit Icon CHE Attack 63% 1.5pts
7thKit Icon MUN Attack 62% 10.8pts
8thKit Icon BOU Attack 54% 3.0pts
9thKit Icon CRY Attack 42% 2.3pts
10thKit Icon EVE Attack 41% 6.8pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall +15.2pts Cheese FC
Edward Capper 		16pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Rúben +13.6pts Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy 		14pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Ekitiké +12.5pts SaughallXI
Curtis French 		13pts : 83 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Cherki +12.0pts Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick 		12pts : 81 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Gvardiol +11.8pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		12pts : 69 mins Goal Yellow Card 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Foden in GW15

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Foden: 68 mins Goal Assist 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Bruno G. in GW15

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Burnley.

Bruno G.: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Thiago in GW15

Brentford: Lost 2-0 away to Spurs.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Woltemade in GW15

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Burnley.

Woltemade: 73 mins

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Thiaw in GW15

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Burnley.

Thiaw: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW15 GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20
Kit Icon Foden 23 9.8 12cry (5.0) WHU (6.3) nfo (5.8) sun (5.3) CHE (5.5)
Kit Icon Bruno G. 9 7.0 10sun (5.3) CHE (5.3) mun (5.5) bur (6.3) CRY (5.0)
Kit Icon Thiago 9 6.6 2LEE (7.7) wol (7.9) BOU (6.0) TOT (6.7) eve (6.2)
Kit Icon Woltemade 8 4.2 2sun (4.3) CHE (4.4) mun (4.6) bur (5.2) CRY (4.1)
Kit Icon Thiaw 5 5.2 2sun (6.0) CHE (5.6) mun (5.9) bur (6.8) CRY (5.5)

Transferred Out:

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Semenyo in GW15

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 at home to Chelsea.

Semenyo: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Mateta in GW15

Crystal Palace: Won 1-2 away to Fulham.

Mateta: 65 mins

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Sarr in GW15

Crystal Palace: Won 1-2 away to Fulham.

Sarr: Did not play.

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João Pedro in GW15

Chelsea: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

João Pedro: 32 mins

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Ndiaye in GW15

Everton: Won 3-0 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Ndiaye: 90 mins Assist Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW15 GW16 GW17 GW18 GW19 GW20
Kit Icon Semenyo 15 1.6 3mun (6.1) BUR (7.2) bre (6.0) che (5.8) ARS (4.9)
Kit Icon Mateta 6 2.6 2MCI (5.0) lee (6.4) TOT (5.6) FUL (5.5) new (5.3)
Kit Icon Sarr 6 1.4 xMCI (0.0) lee (5.2) TOT (4.7) FUL (4.7) new (4.5)
Kit Icon João Pedro 6 1.2 1EVE (5.4) new (5.4) AVL (5.3) BOU (5.2) mci (5.2)
Kit Icon Ndiaye 5 4.0 8che (5.5) ARS (4.9) bur (6.4) nfo (5.8) BRE (5.7)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW15 Score
BB Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 68
FH Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 67
TC Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 63
BB Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 59
BB Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 57
WC1 Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 55
TC Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 55
TC Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 53
WC1 Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 52
TC McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 51
WC1 It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 49
WC1 Titus Shambles Harry Everett 49
TC A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 39

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW15) Rank (GW15) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 968 57 3188 2.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
2 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 956 54 8266 3.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
3 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 950 71 16k 776k Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (17)
4 (+7) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 922 70 100k 1.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
5 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 916 57 55k 751k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (2)
6 (-3) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 916 36 110k 11.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
7 (-1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 914 48 81k 4.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
8 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 912 55 162k 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (3)
9 (+1) dan Daniel Jarred 911 60 164k 4.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
10 (-3) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 908 53 144k 4.6M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (0)
11 (-2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 894 38 162k 6.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (9)
12 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 889 55 421k 6.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 4 (-2)
13 Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 886 56 229k 813k Haaland (4) 12/12
14 (+4) chumpians Iain L 882 64 538k 3.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (-3)
15 (+6) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 882 67 596k 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 4 (22) H
16 (-2) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 877 53 335k 1.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (9)
17 (-2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 874 47 373k 2.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (16)
18 (+1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 🤡 865 49 520k 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 8 (-22)
19 (+7) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 865 56 936k 6.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (4)
20 (-3) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 858 36 722k 8.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-4)
21 (-5) Estève the Best William Pinnington 🐓 858 34 883k 11.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (-5)
22 (+8) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 857 BB 68 672k 114k Haaland (4) 16/16
23 (+1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 857 51 683k 1.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (4)
24 (-4) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 854 38 744k 6.4M Woltemade (4) 12/12 2 (-1)
25 Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 854 45 934k 6.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
26 (-4) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 852 55 1.5M 9.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
27 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 851 46 959k 5.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
28 (-5) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 850 39 834k 5.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
29 (+5) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 847 68 1.7M 4.4M Woltemade (4) 12/12
30 (+5) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 🥊 841 59 1.1M 553k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (10)
31 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 841 51 1.3M 4.2M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 1 (-1)
32 (-1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 840 51 2.1M 11.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
33 (-4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 834 39 1.6M 9.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
34 (+9) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 834 FH 67 2.7M 9.4M Haaland (4) 11/12 15 (23)
35 (+1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 🔮 831 53 1.5M 1.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (25)
36 (-4) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 831 44 1.6M 6.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
37 (-9) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 828 39 1.5M 5.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
38 (-1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 824 48 1.9M 5.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-4)
39 (+1) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 823 52 2.3M 7.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
40 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 822 52 1.9M 3.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 5 (7)
41 (-3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 821 60 2.2M 2.2M Bruno G. (20) 12/12 1 (-3)
42 (+10) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 819 67 2.5M 2.3M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (9)
43 (-2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 817 47 1.9M 3.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (4)
44 King Sergej Aidan Fleming 809 49 2.8M 7.4M Haaland (4) 11/11 💀
45 (-6) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 808 52 3.0M 7.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (13)
46 (+2) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 806 47 2.4M 3.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
47 (+4) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 805 58 2.9M 3.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
48 (+1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 804 45 2.8M 6.8M Woltemade (4) 12/12 1 (0)
49 (+4) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 803 55 2.6M 1.6M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 7 (11)
50 (-5) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 801 39 2.9M 9.0M Haaland (4) 12/12
51 (-1) Wizard Max Allars 801 42 2.9M 8.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-4)
52 (+6) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 800 64 2.6M 245k Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
53 (-6) ddd Maciek Kalka 797 36 2.8M 7.8M Merino (2) 12/12
54 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 794 42 3.2M 8.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (3)
55 (+4) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 793 46 2.9M 3.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
56 (+1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 792 43 2.9M 3.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 5 (10) H
57 (-2) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 792 50 3.8M 8.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (9)
58 (+3) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 787 BB 59 3.5M 1.7M Haaland (4) 16/16 1 (-1)
59 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 786 54 3.6M 3.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (0)
60 (+4) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 783 49 3.3M 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 WC 9 (12)
61 (+5) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 783 57 3.6M 1.6M Haaland (4) 12/12
62 (+9) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 781 63 4.1M 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
63 (+4) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 780 53 3.9M 3.9M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (9)
64 (-18) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 780 38 4.0M 10.3M Haaland (4) 11/11
65 (+5) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 780 61 4.3M 4.2M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (10)
66 (+10) Cheese FC Edward Capper 🧑‍🔬 776 72 4.7M 2.1M Haaland (4) 12/12
67 (-2) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 774 51 3.9M 2.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (12)
68 (+1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 771 63 5.1M 6.5M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 💀
69 (+14) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 767 82 5.0M 269k Ekitiké (26) 11/11 💀
70 (+4) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 765 56 5.2M 7.8M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
71 (+21) SaughallXI Curtis French 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 765 96 6.2M 1.6M B.Fernandes (36) 12/12 2 (19)
72 (-4) Palmer Violets James Carr 760 38 4.5M 6.5M João Pedro (2) 12/12
73 (+4) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 759 67 5.0M 1.0M Foden (24) 12/12 1 (1)
74 (-11) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 754 38 5.0M 8.9M Haaland (4) 11/11 1 (-4)
75 (+3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 754 50 5.4M 8.1M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (-2)
76 (-4) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 753 36 4.7M 7.0M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
77 (-4) Jurásek Park James White 753 45 5.1M 6.5M Haaland (4) 12/12
78 (+6) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 746 61 5.1M 417k Eze (2) 12/12 2 (0)
79 (-4) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 🧠 742 39 5.3M 6.1M TC Haaland (6) 13/13
80 (-1) klopp till you drop Adam French 741 44 5.7M 7.0M Haaland (4) 11/11
81 Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 741 56 5.9M 4.7M Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (4)
82 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 739 56 6.3M 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 💀
83 (+11) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 734 71 7.1M 7.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
84 (-4) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 729 48 5.9M 2.8M Guéhi (16) 12/12 1 (3)
85 (+3) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 729 54 6.2M 3.0M Grealish (6) 12/12 💀
86 (-1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 727 50 6.3M 4.4M Haaland (4) 12/12
87 (+10) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 727 79 6.6M 269k Mbeumo (16) 12/12
88 (+5) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 726 66 6.3M 667k Haaland (4) 12/12 2 (19)
89 (-33) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 726 BB 57 6.3M 1.4M Haaland (4) 14/14 2 (4) H
90 (-3) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 719 51 6.5M 3.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
91 (-31) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 716 52 7.2M 8.2M Haaland (4) 12/12
92 (-2) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 714 70 7.5M 3.7M Haaland (4) 12/12
93 (-2) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 713 47 7.1M 8.5M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (1)
94 (-12) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 711 40 6.8M 7.8M Wirtz (6) 12/12
95 (+5) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 704 63 7.3M 1.4M Rice (12) 12/12
96 (-1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 699 38 7.4M 10.0M Haaland (4) 11/11
97 (+2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 696 55 7.2M 1.1M TC Haaland (6) 13/13 3 (15)
98 (-9) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 693 44 7.3M 3.9M Palmer (2) 12/12 1 (2)
99 (-3) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 688 42 7.5M 4.4M Hall (2) 12/12 💀
100 (-2) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 682 38 7.7M 6.4M Haaland (4) 12/12 1 (8)
101 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 677 64 8.5M 3.3M Haaland (4) 12/12
102 (-1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 668 39 8.6M 10.8M Kelleher (4) 11/11 💀
103 (+1) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 636 43 9.3M 6.1M Palmer (2) 12/12 💀
104 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 636 47 9.4M 6.1M João Pedro (2) 12/12
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 594 22 10.2M 12.0M Gyökeres (2) 9/10 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 561 16 10.7M 12.2M Isak (2) 12/12 💀

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