🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League
🏆 GW1 Awards (Live)
👑 KingBest GW |
69 ptsEETZ A DEESGRAYZOwen Wilmot |
🐓 CockWorst GW |
21 ptsCaravan LickersJacob Clipsham |
⚽️ Massive Goal FCMost Goals |
⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️EETZ A DEESGRAYZOwen Wilmot |
🧑🔬 ScientistBest Differential |
Saka (C)Evs' Elite ElevenHarry Everett |
🦴 BonerHighest Bonus |
316 BPSEETZ A DEESGRAYZOwen Wilmot |
🧠 Smooth BrainMost Bench Points |
30 ptsUTTAidan Fleming |
👹 Minutes MonsterBest Avg. Minutes |
88.6'Mikel ArTanyaTanya Fozzard |
🥊 ASBOMost Carded |
🟨 🟨 🟨TS36Thomas Sutton |
🚌 Park the BusMost Def. Con. |
84Hakuna MatetaDan Jones |
🧀 GruyèreLeast Def. Con. |
24Caravan LickersJacob Clipsham |
League Template
Captain
| 1st |
 |
Haaland | 55.6% | 2pts |
| 2nd |
 |
B.Fernandes | 28.9% | 2pts |
| 3rd |
 |
Calvert-Lewin | 3.3% | 1pts |
| 4th |
 |
Havertz | 2.2% | 6pts |
| 5th |
|
Saka | 2.2% | 9pts |
Goalkeeper
| 1st |
 |
Raya | 36.7% | 6pts |
| 2nd |
 |
Kinsky | 21.1% | 2pts |
| 3rd |
 |
Verbruggen | 20.0% | 6pts |
| 4th |
 |
Lammens | 8.9% | 1pts |
| 5th |
 |
Kelleher | 8.9% | 7pts |
Midfield
| 1st |
|
B.Fernandes | 60.0% | 2pts |
| 2nd |
|
Mbeumo | 52.2% | 2pts |
| 3rd |
|
Tzolis | 38.9% | 6pts |
| 4th |
 |
Szoboszlai | 37.8% | 8pts |
| 5th |
|
Semenyo | 27.8% | 2pts |
Forwards
| 1st |
|
Haaland | 78.9% | 2pts |
| 2nd |
 |
João Pedro | 68.9% | |
| 3rd |
|
Calvert-Lewin | 34.4% | 1pts |
| 4th |
|
Isak | 25.6% | 2pts |
| 5th |
 |
Brobbey | 14.4% | 2pts |
Effective Ownership
| 1st | MCI
Attack |
174% | 1.4pts |
| 2nd | MUN
Attack |
156% | 1.6pts |
| 3rd | ARS
Defence |
128% | 7.4pts |
| 4th | CHE
Attack |
102% | |
| 5th | ARS
Attack |
82% | 5.8pts |
| 6th | LIV
Attack |
78% | 4.9pts |
| 7th | MUN
Defence |
67% | 1.0pts |
| 8th | LEE
Attack |
51% | 1.9pts |
| 9th | MCI
Defence |
46% | 5.9pts |
| 10th |  TOT
Defence |
38% | 2.0pts |
Killer Differentials
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Saka (C) | +17.2pts |
Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett |
18pts : 67 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet | |
 |
De Cuyper | +17.0pts |
Leeky Blinders
Owain Davies |
17pts : 77 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet | |
 |
M.Sangaré | +13.7pts |
Fidler utd
Jack Fidler |
14pts : 75 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus Clean Sheet | |
|
|
Kayode | +13.0pts |
enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp |
13pts : 75 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet | |
|
|
Stach | +12.9pts |
KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald |
13pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet |
Chips
| Chip | Team | Manager | GW1 Score | BB | EETZ A DEESGRAYZ | Owen Wilmot | 69 | BB | IRN Brewster | Rob Sutton | 62 | BB | The H-Team | Horatio Turner | 60 | BB | Forever Looking Up | Mr Mcfarlane | 59 | BB | WeSoungoutou Da Prem | Ethan Barker | 59 | BB | Jacquet Potatoes | Joe Orr | 57 | BB | James Milners Team | Alex Pawsey | 53 | BB | Cleated Rivalry | Sarah Frame | 49 | BB | Hakuna Mateta | Dan Jones | 48 | BB | Red Djed Redemption | Ben Pelling | 47 | BB | Tzolis & Gromit | G Waller | 45 | BB | Andy's Annihilators | Andy Bewick | 45 | BB | FFS FC | David French | 43 | BB | Ben Doakver | Liam Spurgeon | 42 | BB | Greg's Team | Greg Houghton | 38 |
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League Table
League Table:
| # | Team Name | Manager | (GW1) | Rank | Captain | Fix. | Ownership |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | EETZ A DEESGRAYZ | Owen Wilmot 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 | BB 69 | 43k | Havertz (12) | 14/16 | 22.9% |
| 2 | UTT | Aidan Fleming 🧠 | 62 | 169k | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 24.1% |
| 3 | IRN Brewster | Rob Sutton | BB 62 | 169k | B.Fernandes (4) | 15/16 | 28.8% |
| 4 | The H-Team | Horatio Turner | BB 60 | 230k | B.Fernandes (4) | 16/16 | 26.3% |
| 5 | Forever Looking Up | Mr Mcfarlane | BB 59 | 267k | Semenyo (4) | 15/16 | 23.3% |
| 6 | WeSoungoutou Da Prem | Ethan Barker | BB 59 | 267k | B.Fernandes (4) | 15/16 | 26.0% |
| 7 | KinderMbeumo | Patrick Fitzgerald | 58 | 308k | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 22.9% |
| 8 | Fidler utd | Jack Fidler | 58 | 308k | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 22.0% |
| 9 | Jacquet Potatoes | Joe Orr | BB 57 | 353k | Haaland (4) | 15/16 | 27.1% |
| 10 | Quantum of Tzolis | Matthew Wiggins | 57 | 353k | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 24.7% |
| 11 | Mikel ArTanya | Tanya Fozzard | 54 | 533k | B.Fernandes (4) | 12/12 | 21.2% |
| 12 | Leeky Blinders | Owain Davies | 53 | 610k | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 25.2% |
| 13 | Gueye for Garner | Ryan Mugnier | 53 | 610k | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 22.8% |
| 14 | James Milners Team | Alex Pawsey | BB 53 | 610k | Haaland (4) | 14/16 | 31.1% |
| 15 | Gizzers FC | Jacob Gisby | 52 | 697k | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 24.4% |
| 16 | Wengaboys | Nye Johnson | 52 | 697k | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 25.5% |
| 17 | Cherki Dinosaurs | James Leaper | 50 | 903k | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 27.5% |
| 18 (+13) | His pal Dallas | Nick Sweeting | 50 | 1.7M | Haaland (4) | 12/12 | 9.1% |
| 19 (-1) | Cleated Rivalry | Sarah Frame | BB 49 | 1.0M | Haaland (4) | 14/16 | 30.3% |
| 20 (+3) | Benjamin NetanMaino | Euan Hodgson | 49 | 1.3M | Haaland (4) | 12/12 | 17.3% |
| 21 (-2) | That'sMaedaMyDaizen | Josh Wilkin | 48 | 1.2M | B.Fernandes (4) | 12/12 | 19.1% |
| 22 (-2) | Hakuna Mateta | Dan Jones | BB 48 | 1.2M | B.Fernandes (4) | 15/16 | 27.5% |
| 23 (-2) | Cherki Farke | Max Winokan | 48 | 1.2M | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 24.3% |
| 24 (+1) | Iraolacoaster | Nikhil Thapar | 48 | 1.5M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 24.9% |
| 25 (+3) | klopptillyoudrop | Adam French | 48 | 1.7M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 21.5% |
| 26 (-4) | Isak-ly What I Need | Connor Christian | 47 | 1.3M | Saka (18) | 11/12 | 17.2% |
| 27 (-3) | Red Djed Redemption | Ben Pelling | BB 47 | 1.3M | B.Fernandes (4) | 15/16 | 28.1% |
| 28 (+41) | enzo fernandez hater | Luke Scamp | 46 | 5.3M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 18.4% |
| 29 (-3) | Afternoon De Ligt | Paul Lukins | 45 | 1.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 21.5% |
| 30 (-3) | Bosh Soldiers | Kieran Sabine | 45 | 1.7M | Tzolis (12) | 10/12 | 18.4% |
| 31 (-2) | Tzolis & Gromit | G Waller | BB 45 | 1.7M | Haaland (4) | 14/16 | 27.4% |
| 32 (-2) | Andy's Annihilators | Andy Bewick | BB 45 | 1.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 15/16 | 25.1% |
| 33 (-1) | Wirtz pun ever | Ludo Mccormick | 44 | 1.9M | Haaland (4) | 12/12 | 18.2% |
| 34 (-1) | French's Fruitshoots | Matthew French | 43 | 2.1M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 19.5% |
| 35 (-1) | FFS FC | David French | BB 43 | 2.1M | Haaland (4) | 14/16 | 25.8% |
| 36 (-1) | Egan Chips | Matthew Quigley | 43 | 2.1M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 22.9% |
| 37 (-1) | MurderOnZidanesFloor | Toby Haworth | 43 | 2.1M | Calvert-Lewin (2) | 12/12 | 7.3% |
| 38 (-1) | Ben Doakver | Liam Spurgeon | BB 42 | 2.4M | B.Fernandes (4) | 15/16 | 17.1% |
| 39 (-1) | I Saka this game | Oscar Readwin | 42 | 2.4M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 25.0% |
| 40 (+3) | Mediocre Reo-Coker | Patrick Jinks | 42 | 2.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 12/12 | 15.7% |
| 41 (-2) | Scooby snaka | Iain L | 41 | 2.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 25.1% |
| 42 (-2) | Kinder Mbeumo | Dominika Skowronska | 41 | 2.7M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 26.3% |
| 43 (-2) | Cheese FC | Edward Capper | 41 | 2.7M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 24.2% |
| 44 (-2) | Kung Fu Jander | Thomas Ladbury | 41 | 2.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 24.4% |
| 45 (+3) | Change Name | Harvey Skelton | 41 | 3.3M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 22.5% |
| 46 (+4) | Talk Wirtzy To Me | Curtis French | 41 | 3.6M | Haaland (4) | 12/12 | 16.2% |
| 47 (+5) | Wizard | Max Allars | 41 | 3.6M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 20.3% |
| 48 (-4) | Kabomination | Kajan Kugananthajothy | 40 | 3.0M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 21.2% |
| 49 (-4) | Not Too Xabi | Ben Shaw | 40 | 3.0M | B.Fernandes (4) | 10/12 | 25.3% |
| 50 (-4) | CigSmokers86 | Ed Lees | 40 | 3.0M | Haaland (4) | 12/12 | 18.4% |
| 51 (-4) | Quantum of Tzolis | Joel Currie | 40 | 3.0M | Haaland (4) | 9/12 | 24.1% |
| 52 (+4) | dan | Daniel Jarred | 40 | 3.9M | Mbeumo (4) | 11/12 | 18.6% |
| 53 (+11) | North Face Jacquet | Adam Fenton | 40 | 5.0M | Calvert-Lewin (2) | 12/12 | 19.3% |
| 54 (-1) | Cunha Matata | Holly Bradburn | 39 | 3.6M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 17.6% |
| 55 (-6) | Chicken Thiaw Mein | Thomas Allan | 38 | 3.6M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 20.4% |
| 56 (-5) | Greg's Team | Greg Houghton | BB 38 | 3.6M | B.Fernandes (4) | 12/14 | 19.3% |
| 57 (-2) | Slimane Shady | Ryan B | 38 | 3.9M | B.Fernandes (4) | 12/12 | 18.1% |
| 58 (-4) | Frisbee Focus | Jonah Varney | 37 | 3.9M | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 26.3% |
| 59 (-2) | Toe Punt Utd | Tim Roberts | 37 | 3.9M | B.Fernandes (4) | 10/12 | 22.7% |
| 60 (-2) | Winning it again | Jonathan Pollard | 37 | 3.9M | B.Fernandes (4) | 10/12 | 21.2% |
| 61 (-2) | Majin Buuland | Cédric Vallée | 37 | 4.3M | Haaland (4) | 12/12 | 19.2% |
| 62 (-1) | Wirtz when I poo | Nathan Munday | 37 | 4.6M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 15.9% |
| 63 (+10) | I'm a Baleba | Daniel Cornwall | 37 | 5.7M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 21.5% |
| 64 (-4) | Areola Grande | Ben Atkinson | 36 | 4.3M | João Pedro (0) | 8/12 | 21.8% |
| 65 (+3) | tilbs united | Josh Tilbury | 36 | 5.3M | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 15.8% |
| 66 (+11) | Wine-fried Zaha | Helen Bamford | 36 | 6.0M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 13.3% |
| 67 (+18) | EarthWindAndMaguire | Taylor Cousins | 36 | 7.6M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 22.1% |
| 68 (-6) | Tzolis and Gromit | Alex Bamford | 35 | 4.6M | Haaland (4) | 12/12 | 16.9% |
| 69 (+2) | Doesn't Mattsson | James White | 35 | 5.3M | Havertz (12) | 9/12 | 14.5% |
| 70 (+4) | TS36 | Thomas Sutton 🥊 | 35 | 5.7M | Calvert-Lewin (2) | 11/11 | 17.0% |
| 71 (-8) | Jacquet Potato | Archie Ainsworth | 34 | 5.0M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 23.3% |
| 72 (-7) | Evs' Elite Eleven | Harry Everett 🧑🔬 | 34 | 5.0M | Saka (18) | 10/12 | 11.8% |
| 73 (-7) | Jacob's Team | Jacob Roddie | 34 | 5.0M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 22.9% |
| 74 (+7) | MJ's Filler | Kieran Blakemore | 34 | 6.9M | Haaland (4) | 9/12 | 13.7% |
| 75 (+13) | Malt Shovel | Jamie Gibbons | 34 | 8.2M | João Pedro (0) | 9/12 | 18.4% |
| 76 (-9) | Sloan Rangers | Jordan Sloan | 33 | 5.3M | Haaland (4) | 10/11 | 14.6% |
| 77 (-7) | Take my breath (a) | James Carr | 33 | 5.3M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 22.4% |
| 78 (-6) | Neville wears Prada | Simon Owen | 33 | 5.7M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 22.1% |
| 79 (-4) | Cunha Pass A Duckdoo | Sam Watkins | 32 | 5.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 11/12 | 21.5% |
| 80 (-4) | Yoro Wizard Harry | Marcus Perry | 31 | 6.0M | Haaland (4) | 11/12 | 23.5% |
| 81 (-3) | CRAB | Richard Holland | 30 | 6.3M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 17.7% |
| 82 (-2) | Burn baby Burn | Ellen Phillpot | 30 | 6.9M | B.Fernandes (4) | 10/12 | 9.6% |
| 83 | MainooPlays4ManU | Adam Shorthose | 29 | 7.2M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 23.2% |
| 84 (-5) | Planet Thanet | Jamie Boswell | 28 | 6.9M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 21.6% |
| 85 (-1) | Comme ci Konsa | Jacob Slater | 28 | 7.4M | Haaland (4) | 12/12 | 19.2% |
| 86 (-4) | Victor Moses' Lawn | James Ball | 27 | 7.2M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 16.6% |
| 87 (-1) | Knees Santos | Faysal Miah | 23 | 8.0M | Mbeumo (4) | 11/12 | 14.2% |
| 88 (-1) | Ithaca Wanderers FC | Oscar Murphy | 23 | 8.2M | B.Fernandes (4) | 9/11 | 18.2% |
| 89 (+1) | Tonberry Melee | Matthew Phillips | 23 | 8.4M | Haaland (4) | 10/12 | 18.2% |
| 🥚 (-1) | Caravan Lickers | Jacob Clipsham 🐓 | 21 | 8.3M | Palmer (0) | 6/12 | 9.8% |