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🏆 GW38 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

90 pts

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

15 pts

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Mavropanos (TC)

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+10 places

Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-8 places

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

337 BPS

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

12 pts

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

87.5'

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

Gyök Tuah
Oscar Readwin

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

89

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

30

Dynamo Chicken Kiev
Toby Haworth

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+24 pts

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-5 pts

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 22.6% 14pts
2nd Kit Icon M.Salah 8.5% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 8.5% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Bowen 4.7% 12pts
5th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 3.8% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 17.9%
2nd Kit Icon Darlow 12.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Pickford 11.3% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Roefs 11.3% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 61.3% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 34.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Senesi 26.4% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Hill 18.9% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Tarkowski 17.0% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 66.0% 14pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 51.9% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Wilson 25.5% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Cherki 19.8% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 16.0% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Bowen 35.8% 12pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 27.4% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 26.4% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Welbeck 22.6% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 18.9% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 124% 3.1pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 107% 9.5pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 98% 0.7pts
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 62% 1.9pts
5thKit Icon BOU Defence 58% 2.7pts
6thKit Icon CHE Attack 58% 1.7pts
7thKit Icon BHA Attack 48% 1.3pts
8thKit Icon WHU Attack 45% 10.0pts
9thKit Icon LIV Defence 42% 1.8pts
10thKit Icon ARS Attack 36% 0.6pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Mavropanos (TC) +23.7pts Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford 		24pts : 90 mins Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Flemming (C) +17.9pts Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore 		18pts : 84 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Dorgu +17.7pts Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah 		18pts : 61 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +15.9pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		16pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Mateta (C) +11.9pts klopp till you drop
Adam French 		12pts : 13 mins Goal 1 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Bowen in GW38

West Ham: Won 3-0 at home to Leeds.

Bowen: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Enzo in GW38

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Sunderland.

Enzo: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Richarlison in GW38

Spurs: Won 1-0 at home to Everton.

Richarlison: 72 mins

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M.Salah in GW38

Liverpool: Drew 1-1 at home to Brentford.

M.Salah: 73 mins Assist 1 Bonus

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Senesi in GW38

Bournemouth: Drew 1-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Senesi: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW38
Kit Icon Bowen 17 5.6 12
Kit Icon Enzo 7 6.0 1
Kit Icon Richarlison 7 4.8 2
Kit Icon M.Salah 6 1.6 6
Kit Icon Senesi 5 7.0 2

Transferred Out:

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Haaland in GW38

Man City: Lost 1-2 at home to Aston Villa.

Haaland: Did not play.

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Saka in GW38

Arsenal: Won 1-2 away to Crystal Palace.

Saka: Did not play.

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Thiago in GW38

Brentford: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Thiago: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW38

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Sunderland.

João Pedro: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Cherki in GW38

Man City: Lost 1-2 at home to Aston Villa.

Cherki: 32 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW38
Kit Icon Haaland 10 5.4 x
Kit Icon Saka 8 4.8 x
Kit Icon Thiago 7 2.6 2
Kit Icon João Pedro ⚠️ 6 2.8 1
Kit Icon Cherki 5 2.4 1

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW38 Score
WC Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 90
BB dan Daniel Jarred 87
BB Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 73
WC Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 71
BB Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 70
BB Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 70
TC Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 70
BB KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 64
TC Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 61
TC Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 59
BB Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 56
TC Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 55
BB Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 45
BB Estève the Best William Pinnington 44
BB Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 44
BB Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 42
FH Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 41
BB Out on Bale Ben Shaw 37
BB Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 37
BB Sloppykloppy James Cushen 25

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW38) Rank (GW38) Captain Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 2,430 68 2411 670k B.Fernandes (28) 1 (12)
2 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,426 BB 70 2923 541k M.Salah (12) 4 (6)
3 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,409 55 6339 2.7M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (5)
4 (+2) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 2,386 62 15k 1.4M Gabriel (2) 2 (21)
5 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,384 BB 60 17k 1.1M B.Fernandes (28) 2 (10) H
6 (-1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen ⚽️ 2,380 66 20k 891k Watkins (26) 2 (9)
7 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,371 56 27k 2.5M Tel (6) 2 (12)
8 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 2,338 59 75k 1.9M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (-1)
9 Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,337 56 76k 2.5M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (2)
10 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 2,332 56 87k 2.5M M.Salah (12) 2 (18)
11 (+1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 2,294 52 207k 3.4M M.Salah (12) 2 (18)
12 (-2) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 2,294 39 210k 5.8M Bowen (24) 3 (4) H
13 chumpians Iain L 2,282 48 262k 4.4M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (1)
14 (+7) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 👑 🦴 🔮 2,266 90 350k 12k B.Fernandes (28) WC 9 (24)
15 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 2,264 63 360k 1.3M Gibbs-White (18) 2 (13)
16 (-2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 2,264 51 364k 3.6M Garner (8) 1 (4)
17 (+7) dan Daniel Jarred 2,260 BB 87 384k 27k B.Fernandes (28) 2 (10)
18 (-3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 2,249 45 462k 4.2M B.Fernandes (28) 3 (5) H
19 (+4) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 2,243 BB 73 502k 350k B.Fernandes (28) 4 (19)
20 (-3) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 🥊 2,243 50 506k 2.9M Bowen (24) 2 (7) H
21 (-3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 2,232 41 593k 6.4M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (0)
22 (-2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 2,224 55 663k 2.7M Trossard (0) 1 (0)
23 (+6) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 2,222 BB 70 678k 535k B.Fernandes (28) 3 (3)
24 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 2,215 47 741k 4.4M Semenyo (12)
25 (+5) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 2,203 53 862k 3.1M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (2)
26 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 2,199 50 906k 3.9M Saka (0) 2 (1)
27 Estève the Best William Pinnington 2,196 BB 44 937k 5.5M Gabriel (2) 1 (2)
28 (-9) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 🤡 2,182 17 1.1M 12.6M Saka (0) 1 (-5)
29 (+3) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 2,177 50 1.2M 3.9M M.Salah (12) 2 (7)
30 (-4) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 2,165 43 1.3M 5.8M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (1)
31 (+2) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 2,159 49 1.4M 3.9M Gibbs-White (18)
32 (-1) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 2,154 30 1.5M 9.9M Calvert-Lewin (4) 1 (-2)
33 (+8) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 2,153 61 1.5M 1.5M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (11)
34 (-12) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 2,152 44 1.5M 1.2M M.Salah (12) 6 (21) H H H H H
35 (+7) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 2,146 64 1.6M 1.0M Flemming (18)
36 (+1) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 2,139 47 1.7M 3.6M Bowen (24) 2 (8) H
37 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 2,135 BB 45 1.7M 5.0M Thiago (4)
38 (-2) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 2,134 34 1.7M 8.3M Rice (0)
39 (+1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 2,133 59 1.8M 1.9M TC Richarlison (6) 3 (0)
40 (-6) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 🐓 2,132 15 1.8M 12.7M Szoboszlai (4)
41 (+4) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 2,131 48 1.8M 4.4M Richarlison (4) 1 (0)
42 (+4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 🧑‍🔬 2,114 55 2.0M 2.5M TC Mavropanos (24)
43 (+8) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 2,111 57 2.1M 2.3M Bowen (24) 1 (10)
44 (+5) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 2,111 BB 44 2.1M 5.5M Richarlison (4) 1 (1)
45 (+3) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 2,109 BB 42 2.1M 6.1M Rogers (0) 5 (14)
46 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 2,107 32 2.2M 8.9M Semenyo (12) 💀
47 (-4) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 2,101 25 2.3M 11.2M Semenyo (12) 1 (0)
48 (-13) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 2,100 58 2.3M 2.1M B.Fernandes (28) 1 (-2)
49 (+3) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 2,094 35 2.4M 8.0M Palmer (16) 💀
50 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 2,091 48 2.4M 4.2M Szoboszlai (4)
51 (+4) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 2,087 56 2.5M 2.5M Semenyo (12) 1 (1)
52 (+4) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 2,072 52 2.7M 3.2M B.Fernandes (28) 💀
53 (+1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 2,070 58 2.8M 2.1M Kroupi.Jr (4) 2 (2)
54 (+3) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 2,066 49 2.8M 4.1M Szoboszlai (4) 1 (2)
55 (-8) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 2,065 29 2.9M 9.9M Welbeck (2)
56 (+3) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 2,062 52 2.9M 3.2M Havertz (8)
57 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 2,058 55 3.0M 2.5M Szoboszlai (4)
58 (+6) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 2,053 56 3.1M 2.3M Minteh (2)
59 (+1) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 🧠 2,048 35 3.2M 7.0M Semenyo (12) 2 (0) H
60 (+5) Cheese FC Edward Capper 2,044 59 3.2M 1.8M B.Fernandes (28) 💀
61 (+1) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 2,043 33 3.3M 8.6M Osula (4)
62 (-4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 2,042 34 3.3M 8.3M Semenyo (12)
63 Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 2,028 FH 41 3.5M 6.1M Semenyo (12) 17 (-28)
64 (+2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 2,020 BB 37 3.7M 7.6M Haaland (0) 1 (1)
65 (+11) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 2,012 71 3.8M 413k Bowen (24) WC 10 (17)
66 (-28) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 2,012 44 3.8M 3.4M Enzo (2) 4 (13) H H
67 Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 2,010 32 3.9M 8.9M Damsgaard (2)
68 (+3) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 2,007 49 3.9M 4.1M B.Fernandes (28) 2 (-2)
69 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 2,006 49 3.9M 3.9M B.Fernandes (28) 💀
70 (+5) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 2,002 50 4.0M 3.7M B.Fernandes (28)
71 (+1) ddd Maciek Kalka 2,001 43 4.0M 5.5M Virgil (4) 💀
72 (-3) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 2,001 36 4.0M 7.7M Doku (2)
73 (-5) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,998 17 4.1M 12.5M Rice (0) 💀
74 (-24) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,994 58 4.2M 2.1M B.Fernandes (28) 3 (-3)
75 (-1) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,987 37 4.3M 7.3M Reijnders (10) 💀
76 (-6) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,986 42 4.3M 5.8M Cherki (2)
77 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,981 41 4.4M 6.1M Cherki (2)
78 (+4) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,977 58 4.5M 2.0M Mateta (12)
79 (+4) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,976 70 4.5M 477k TC B.Fernandes (42)
80 (-2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,974 36 4.5M 7.7M Palmer (16) 💀
81 Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,965 38 4.7M 7.0M Wirtz (2) 💀
82 (+5) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,960 74 4.8M 262k Watkins (26) 💀
83 (-3) Wizard Max Allars 1,956 27 4.9M 10.5M Semenyo (12) 💀
84 (-5) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,955 37 4.9M 7.3M Wirtz (2)
85 Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,951 63 5.0M 1.2M Cherki (2) 1 (14)
86 (-2) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,948 BB 37 5.0M 7.7M Thiago (4) 5 (5)
87 (-1) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,934 34 5.3M 8.3M João Pedro (2) 💀
88 (+1) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,931 61 5.3M 1.5M TC Enzo (3) 1 (0)
89 (-1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,929 49 5.4M 3.9M Mbeumo (18) 💀
90 ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,894 24 6.0M 11.2M Ekitiké (0) 💀
91 (+2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,894 60 6.0M 1.6M B.Fernandes (28)
92 (-1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,884 29 6.2M 9.9M Saka (0) 💀
93 (+2) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,880 49 6.3M 3.9M M.Salah (12) 💀
94 (-2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,879 BB 52 6.3M 2.5M Palmer (16) 2 (-4) H
95 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,854 BB 25 6.7M 11.2M Calvert-Lewin (4) 3 (3)
96 (+1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,845 25 6.9M 11.0M Mateta (12) 💀
97 (-3) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,844 32 6.9M 8.9M Caicedo (4) 💀
98 Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,829 32 7.2M 8.9M J.Timber (0) 💀
99 Jurásek Park James White 1,821 45 7.3M 5.0M Semenyo (12) 💀
100 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,805 28 7.6M 10.2M Neto (12) 💀
101 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,784 30 7.9M 9.6M João Pedro (2) 💀
102 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,762 31 8.2M 9.3M Gyökeres (2) 💀
103 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,735 41 8.6M 6.1M M.Salah (12) 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,687 58 9.3M 2.0M M.Salah (12) 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,580 33 10.5M 8.6M Raya (0) 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,548 38 10.8M 7.0M M.Salah (12) 💀

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