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🏆 GW2 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

79 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

20 pts

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

J.Timber

Could be Wirtz
Harvey Skelton

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+71 places

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-64 places

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

307 BPS

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

17 pts

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Daniel Jarred

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

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chumpians
Iain L

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

78

Wirtzgebeurt
Max Winokan

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

28

Pending Moderation
Tom Newman

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+25 pts

Slotty Too Hotty
Jamie Boswell

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon M.Salah 50.0% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 13.5% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Watkins 7.7% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Saka 5.8% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 3.8% 12pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Sánchez 30.8% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Sels 13.5% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 10.6% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Raya 8.7% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Pickford 8.7% 15pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Pedro Porro 26.0% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Gabriel 26.0% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Wan-Bissaka 26.0% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Van de Ven 24.0% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Virgil 24.0% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon M.Salah 70.2% 5pts
2nd Kit Icon Reijnders 43.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Wirtz 33.7% 2pts
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 26.0% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gakpo 17.3% 10pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon João Pedro 59.6% 15pts
2nd Kit Icon Watkins 40.4% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Gyökeres 22.1% 12pts
4th Kit Icon Haaland 18.3% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Wood 17.3% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon LIV Attack 189% 3.9pts
2ndKit Icon MCI Attack 80% 1.6pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 71% 13.3pts
4thKit Icon AVL Attack 66% 1.7pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 63% 6.6pts
6thKit Icon NFO Defence 61% 1.6pts
7thKit Icon ARS Defence 55% 6.2pts
8thKit Icon TOT Defence 51% 5.4pts
9thKit Icon CHE Defence 50% 3.3pts
10thKit Icon MUN Attack 45% 1.9pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon J.Timber +24.0pts Could be Wirtz
Harvey Skelton
24pts : 63 mins 2 Goals Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Pickford +14.0pts Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb
15pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet Penalty Saved 4 Saves
Kit Icon Calafiori +12.9pts Ampadu-du
Aldo Ventresca
13pts : 63 mins 2 Assists 1 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Raya (C) +11.5pts Pending Moderation
Tom Newman
12pts : 90 mins Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Grealish +10.8pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham
11pts : 90 mins 2 Assists 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Semenyo in GW2

Bournemouth: Won 1-0 at home to Wolves.

Semenyo: 90 mins Assist Clean Sheet

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Reijnders in GW2

Man City: Lost 0-2 at home to Spurs.

Reijnders: 90 mins

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Acheampong in GW2

Chelsea: Won 1-5 away to West Ham.

Acheampong: Did not play.

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Aït-Nouri in GW2

Man City: Lost 0-2 at home to Spurs.

Aït-Nouri: 22 mins

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Wood in GW2

Nott'm Forest: Drew 1-1 away to Crystal Palace.

Wood: 87 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW2 GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
Kit Icon Semenyo 9 10.5 6tot (5.4) BHA (7.0) NEW (6.7) lee (9.8) FUL (6.1)
Kit Icon Reijnders 8 6.0 2bha (3.8) MUN (3.5) ars (2.7) BUR (3.8) bre (3.6)
Kit Icon Acheampong 7 4.5 xFUL (5.6) bre (5.3) mun (6.0) BHA (5.5) LIV (4.6)
Kit Icon Aït-Nouri 6 5.0 1bha (5.7) MUN (6.0) ars (4.4) BUR (5.8) bre (5.5)
Kit Icon Wood 6 7.5 2WHU (9.4) ars (4.4) bur (6.6) SUN (5.6) new (6.3)

Transferred Out:

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Frimpong in GW2

Liverpool: Won 2-3 away to Newcastle.

Frimpong: Did not play.

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Konsa in GW2

Aston Villa: Lost 1-0 away to Brentford.

Konsa: Did not play.

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Marmoush in GW2

Man City: Lost 0-2 at home to Spurs.

Marmoush: 53 mins

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Wirtz in GW2

Liverpool: Won 2-3 away to Newcastle.

Wirtz: 79 mins

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Bowen in GW2

West Ham: Lost 1-5 at home to Chelsea.

Bowen: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW2 GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
Kit Icon Frimpong 21 0.5 xARS (0.0) bur (3.2) EVE (3.0) cry (3.1) che (2.5)
Kit Icon Konsa 13 1.5 xCRY (0.0) eve (2.5) sun (2.3) FUL (2.6) BUR (2.7)
Kit Icon Marmoush 7 1.0 1bha (4.6) MUN (4.5) ars (3.2) BUR (4.7) bre (4.4)
Kit Icon Wirtz 5 2.0 2ARS (3.3) bur (4.0) EVE (3.6) cry (3.5) che (3.6)
Kit Icon Bowen 4 2.0 2nfo (5.0) TOT (4.6) CRY (4.5) eve (4.7) ars (3.9)

Chips


League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW2) Rank (GW2) Captain Trans.
1 (+1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 146 62 92k 2.2M Semenyo (12) 1 (0)
2 (+2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 139 62 239k 2.2M M.Salah (10) 1 (6)
3 (+19) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 138 73 287k 351k Saka (12) 2 (2) H
4 (+10) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 136 67 328k 1.2M Haaland (4)
5 (+2) dan Daniel Jarred 🧠 136 63 328k 1.9M Haaland (4) WC 7 (4)
6 (-1) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 136 59 328k 2.8M Haaland (4) WC 8 (4)
7 (+16) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 134 69 441k 1.0M Gyökeres (24) 1 (15)
8 Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 133 61 469k 2.3M M.Salah (10)
9 (+37) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie ⚽️ 🦴 132 77 554k 335k Gyökeres (24) 1 (1)
10 (-9) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 130 44 654k 7.4M Haaland (4)
11 (+6) klopp till you drop Adam French 130 63 688k 2.0M Wood (4) 1 (-6)
12 (+3) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 128 59 846k 2.9M Richarlison (8) 1 (2)
13 (-7) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 127 53 892k 4.5M Watkins (4)
14 (+13) Pending Moderation Reece Smith 126 65 984k 1.5M M.Salah (10)
15 (+18) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 125 66 1.1M 1.4M M.Salah (10) 1 (0)
16 (-4) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 124 54 1.2M 4.2M Haaland (4)
17 (-1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 124 56 1.2M 3.7M Ekitiké (18) 1 (1)
18 (+52) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 🧑‍🔬 124 74 1.3M 302k M.Salah (10) 2 (0) H
19 (-16) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 123 43 1.4M 7.8M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
20 (-11) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 122 50 1.4M 5.5M Haaland (4)
21 (+50) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 122 72 1.5M 681k M.Salah (10) 1 (5)
22 (+25) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 122 67 1.5M 1.3M Gyökeres (24) 1 (0)
23 (-10) Jurásek Park James White 121 51 1.6M 5.1M Haaland (4)
24 (-5) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 121 55 1.6M 4.0M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
25 (-7) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 121 54 1.6M 4.3M M.Salah (10) 1 (1)
26 (+27) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 118 64 2.1M 1.8M Saka (12) 1 (5)
27 (+71) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 👑 117 79 2.2M 247k João Pedro (30) 1 (0)
28 (+44) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 117 67 2.2M 1.3M M.Salah (10) 1 (6)
29 (-1) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 116 55 2.3M 3.9M M.Salah (10)
30 (+18) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 116 61 2.4M 2.4M M.Salah (10) 1 (1)
31 (+29) SaughallXI Curtis French 115 62 2.5M 2.1M M.Salah (10)
32 (+8) Palmer Violets James Carr 115 58 2.6M 3.2M João Pedro (30) 1 (1)
33 (+40) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 115 65 2.6M 1.6M M.Salah (10) 1 (-1)
34 (-14) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 115 49 2.6M 4.8M Watkins (4) 2 (-5) H
35 (-25) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 114 42 2.7M 8.0M M.Salah (10)
36 (-6) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 114 54 2.7M 4.3M M.Salah (10) 1 (0)
37 (-13) Wizard Max Allars 114 51 2.7M 5.3M Haaland (4) 1 (3)
38 (+25) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 114 62 2.7M 2.2M M.Salah (10) 1 (1)
39 (+15) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 112 58 3.0M 3.0M M.Salah (10)
40 (+15) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 112 58 3.1M 3.2M Semenyo (12) 1 (4)
41 Estève the Best William Pinnington 111 54 3.2M 4.2M M.Salah (10)
42 (+14) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 111 57 3.3M 3.4M M.Salah (10) 1 (6)
43 (+24) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 111 60 3.3M 2.6M Rice (12) 1 (1)
44 Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 110 54 3.5M 4.3M M.Salah (10) 1 (2)
45 (+38) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 109 62 3.6M 2.1M M.Salah (10)
46 (-21) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 109 47 3.8M 5.4M M.Salah (10) 2 (2) H
47 (-26) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 108 42 3.8M 8.0M M.Salah (10)
48 (+31) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 108 60 4.0M 2.6M M.Salah (10) 1 (1)
49 (-12) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 107 49 4.1M 5.8M M.Salah (10)
50 (-8) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 107 50 4.2M 5.7M Saka (12) 1 (1)
51 (-2) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 106 51 4.3M 5.1M Watkins (4)
52 (+9) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 106 53 4.3M 4.5M M.Salah (10)
53 (+35) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 106 61 4.3M 2.3M Gyökeres (24)
54 (+30) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 106 59 4.4M 2.9M Saka (12) 1 (1)
55 (-44) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 106 34 4.4M 9.8M Haaland (4) 1 (5)
56 (-18) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 105 47 4.5M 6.5M Haaland (4)
57 (-14) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 105 48 4.5M 6.1M M.Salah (10)
58 (-8) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 105 50 4.6M 5.7M M.Salah (10) 1 (2)
59 (+17) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 105 56 4.6M 3.7M M.Salah (10) 1 (2)
60 (+29) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 🔮 104 59 4.7M 2.8M Wood (4) WC 21 (25)
61 (+16) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 104 55 4.7M 3.9M M.Salah (10)
62 (+18) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 104 56 4.8M 3.7M Wood (4) 1 (5)
63 (+18) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 104 56 4.8M 3.7M Saka (12) 1 (6)
64 (-33) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 101 41 5.3M 8.2M M.Salah (10)
65 (+17) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 101 53 5.4M 4.7M M.Salah (10) 1 (9)
66 (-2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 100 48 5.5M 6.1M Saka (12)
67 (-38) Pending Moderation Tom Newman 100 39 5.5M 8.7M Raya (12)
68 (+10) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 100 51 5.5M 5.1M Watkins (4)
69 (+30) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 100 62 5.6M 2.2M João Pedro (30) 1 (2)
70 (+21) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 100 57 5.7M 1.7M Wood (4) 3 (-2) H H
71 (-6) ddd Maciek Kalka 99 47 5.7M 6.5M Watkins (4)
72 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 99 49 5.7M 5.8M M.Salah (10)
73 (+27) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 99 62 5.7M 2.1M Sánchez (6)
74 (-40) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 98 39 5.9M 8.7M M.Salah (10)
75 (-24) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 97 42 6.1M 8.0M Watkins (4)
76 (-19) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 97 43 6.2M 7.8M M.Salah (10) 1 (6)
77 (-42) Cheese FC Edward Capper 97 38 6.2M 9.0M M.Salah (10) 1 (6)
78 (-42) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 96 37 6.3M 9.1M M.Salah (10)
79 (-53) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 95 33 6.6M 9.3M M.Salah (10) 2 (0) H
80 (+12) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 94 51 6.8M 5.3M M.Salah (10) 1 (0)
81 (+5) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 93 47 6.8M 6.5M M.Salah (10)
82 (+5) Pending Moderation Euan Hodgson 93 47 6.8M 6.5M Watkins (4)
83 (-15) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 91 40 7.2M 8.5M M.Salah (10)
84 (+17) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 91 54 7.2M 4.3M M.Salah (10) 1 (4)
85 (-19) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 90 38 7.3M 8.9M M.Salah (10)
86 (-1) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 89 42 7.5M 8.0M Mbeumo (4)
87 (-12) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 88 38 7.6M 8.9M M.Salah (10)
88 (-30) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 87 33 7.7M 9.8M M.Salah (10)
89 (-27) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 86 33 7.9M 9.8M M.Salah (10)
90 (-58) chumpians Iain L 🥊 86 26 7.9M 10.5M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
91 (-32) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 85 31 8.0M 10.1M M.Salah (10)
92 (+11) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 84 50 8.1M 5.5M M.Salah (10) WC 20 (2)
93 (+9) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 83 46 8.2M 6.8M M.Salah (10)
94 (-49) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 83 27 8.2M 10.5M M.Salah (10) 1 (2)
95 Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 82 41 8.3M 8.4M M.Salah (10) 1 (1)
96 (-2) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 82 40 8.4M 6.4M Rogers (4) 3 (6) H H
97 (-1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 81 40 8.4M 8.6M Watkins (4) 1 (3)
98 (-46) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 81 26 8.4M 10.3M Haaland (4) 2 (-2) H
99 (-9) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 80 36 8.5M 9.3M M.Salah (10)
100 (-3) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 78 38 8.7M 9.0M Semenyo (12) 1 (6)
101 (-62) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 🐓 🤡 78 20 8.7M 8.7M Richarlison (8) 6 (-11) H H H H H
102 (-33) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 78 27 8.7M 6.8M Wirtz (4) 6 (-38) H H H H H
103 (-10) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 77 34 8.7M 9.8M M.Salah (10) 1 (0)
🥚 Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 75 44 8.9M 7.5M B.Fernandes (4) 1 (5)

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