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🏆 GW29 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

51 pts

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

8 pts

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

M.Salah (C)

Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+12 places

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-7 places

I Baleba Can Fly
Daniel Cornwall

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

175 BPS

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

Palmer Sutra
Sarah Frame

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

59.1'

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨

Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

62

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

5

I Baleba Can Fly
Daniel Cornwall

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+24 pts

Palmer Sutra
Sarah Frame

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

Wirtzgebeurt
Max Winokan

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 36.8% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 17.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 14.2% 1pts
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 7.5%
5th Kit Icon M.Salah 4.7% 9pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 30.2% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 17.0% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Sánchez 9.4%
5th Kit Icon Dúbravka 9.4% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 58.5% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 47.2% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Virgil 36.8% 1pts
4th Kit Icon J.Timber 35.8% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 18.9% 11pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 67.0% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 56.6%
3rd Kit Icon Rice 38.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Wilson 37.7%
5th Kit Icon Rogers 34.0% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.4% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 46.2% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 40.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Thiago 39.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 7.5% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 210% 0.7pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 142% 0.9pts
3rdKit Icon LIV Attack 102% 2.2pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 100%
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 75% 0.9pts
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 64% 0.8pts
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 57% 0.9pts
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 53% 2.2pts
9thKit Icon FUL Attack 46% 0.2pts
10thKit Icon AVL Attack 42% 1.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon M.Salah (C) +17.8pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		18pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Tarkowski +13.7pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		15pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Garner +9.6pts HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian 		10pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Ballard +9.0pts Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford 		9pts : 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall +9.0pts Palmer Sutra
Sarah Frame 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Ekitiké in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Ekitiké: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW29

Man City: Drew 0-0 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Semenyo: 7 mins

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Virgil in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Wilson in GW29

Fulham: Drew 0-0 at home to West Ham.

Wilson: Benched.

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O.Dango in GW29

Brentford: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

O.Dango: 86 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34
Kit Icon Ekitiké 10 4.6 2TOT (5.8) bha (5.4) FUL (5.3) eve (5.2) CRY (5.1)
Kit Icon Semenyo 8 5.8 1whu (7.1) - (0.0) che (6.3) ARS (5.2) bur (7.6)
Kit Icon Virgil 7 7.2 1TOT (5.9) bha (5.8) FUL (6.0) eve (5.9) CRY (5.8)
Kit Icon Wilson ⚠️ 7 4.8 🪑nfo (5.1) BUR (7.3) liv (5.7) bre (5.9) AVL (5.7)
Kit Icon O.Dango 6 4.6 3WOL (5.2) lee (5.0) EVE (4.6) FUL (4.7) mun (4.7)

Transferred Out:

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Rice in GW29

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 away to Brighton.

Rice: 7 mins

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Wirtz in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Wirtz: Did not play.

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Haaland in GW29

Man City: Drew 0-0 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Haaland: 7 mins

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Mukiele in GW29

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Leeds.

Mukiele: Did not play.

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Enzo in GW29

Chelsea: Lost 1-0 away to Aston Villa.

Enzo: 6 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34
Kit Icon Rice ⚠️ 9 4.8 1EVE (5.5) - (0.0) BOU (6.2) mci (5.8) NEW (6.3)
Kit Icon Wirtz ⚠️ 9 1.0 xTOT (2.6) bha (5.0) FUL (5.0) eve (5.0) CRY (4.9)
Kit Icon Haaland ⚠️ 7 4.6 1whu (6.4) - (0.0) che (6.7) ARS (5.3) bur (8.3)
Kit Icon Mukiele 6 2.2 xBHA (0.0) new (5.5) TOT (5.7) avl (5.5) NFO (5.7)
Kit Icon Enzo 5 1.6 1NEW (5.4) eve (5.2) MCI (4.8) MUN (5.4) bha (5.3)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW29 Score
TC HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 41
WC Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 13
WC Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 12

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW29) Rank (GW29) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,762 14 4462 7.0M Haaland (2) 8/12 1 (0)
2 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,758 24 4907 1.6M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12
3 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,747 18 9194 4.1M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12
4 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,723 19 31k 5.0M Semenyo (2) 10/12
5 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 🤡 1,720 13 34k 8.3M Semenyo (2) 10/12 WC 8 (-11)
6 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,717 26 36k 1.6M Haaland (2) 10/12 1 (0)
7 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,711 22 47k 3.3M Ekitiké (4) 9/12 2 (12)
8 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,702 18 66k 4.8M Ekitiké (4) 9/12 1 (0)
9 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,688 15 106k 5.4M Haaland (2) 9/12
10 dan Daniel Jarred 1,679 14 150k 7.6M Haaland (2) 8/12 1 (0)
11 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,668 37 212k 368k Haaland (2) 10/12 1 (2)
12 (+3) chumpians Iain L 1,653 26 344k 3.0M Palmer (2) 10/12
13 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,647 26 355k 1.6M Haaland (2) 8/12 2 (0)
14 (-1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,646 15 389k 7.6M Haaland (2) 9/12 2 (-1)
15 (-4) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,643 12 405k 7.7M Haaland (2) 8/12
16 Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,639 12 481k 9.9M Haaland (2) 11/12
17 (+2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,636 24 460k 2.2M Ekitiké (4) 10/12 2 (3)
18 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,636 29 469k 1.1M Ekitiké (4) 10/12
19 (-2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,631 12 543k 8.7M Semenyo (2) 9/12 1 (5)
20 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,627 28 574k 1.4M Haaland (2) 10/12 3 (5)
21 (-3) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,627 11 587k 8.8M Semenyo (2) 9/12
22 Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,600 19 1.0M 4.8M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 1 (9)
23 Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,596 16 1.1M 6.0M Semenyo (2) 9/12 3 (3)
24 (+1) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,592 13 1.1M 7.1M Haaland (2) 9/12
25 (+3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,591 25 1.2M 2.2M B.Fernandes (0) 9/12 4 (1)
26 ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,588 19 1.2M 4.1M Haaland (2) 9/12
27 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,587 22 1.2M 3.2M Semenyo (2) 10/12 1 (4)
28 (+11) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,584 26 1.3M 1.6M Ekitiké (4) 9/12
29 French's Fruitshoots Matthew French ⚽️ 1,584 38 1.3M 225k M.Salah (18) 11/12
30 (-6) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,583 20 1.4M 5.3M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (-4)
31 (+2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,583 18 1.4M 7.1M Haaland (2) 11/12
32 You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,576 13 1.5M 8.3M Haaland (2) 11/12
33 (-3) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,576 12 1.5M 7.1M Semenyo (2) 10/12 3 (4) H
34 (+3) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,574 14 1.6M 8.7M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (2)
35 (-1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,574 16 1.6M 8.3M Haaland (2) 10/12
36 (+8) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,569 27 1.6M 1.4M Szoboszlai (10) 10/12
37 (-6) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,569 17 1.6M 5.9M Ekitiké (4) 10/12 2 (3)
38 (-3) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,565 12 1.7M 7.0M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 1 (-1)
39 (-1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,565 18 1.8M 7.1M Haaland (2) 12/12 2 (7)
40 (+1) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,563 13 1.8M 9.3M Haaland (2) 11/12
41 (+1) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,559 13 2.0M 11.5M Haaland (2) 12/12 1 (1)
42 (-6) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,558 24 1.9M 2.5M Ekitiké (4) 10/12 1 (1)
43 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,552 13 2.1M 9.2M João Pedro (2) 9/12 1 (0)
44 (+3) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,549 24 2.2M 3.7M Havertz (0) 8/11
45 (+6) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,547 29 2.1M 903k Ekitiké (4) 8/12
46 Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,544 17 2.3M 7.1M Rice (2) 11/12
47 (-4) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,540 12 2.4M 9.3M Semenyo (2) 10/12 WC 3 (-1)
48 (+4) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 🧠 🔮 1,537 20 2.5M 4.4M Haaland (2) 10/12 3 (24)
49 (-1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,537 10 2.5M 9.9M Haaland (2) 9/12 💀
50 Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,536 18 2.5M 5.9M Semenyo (2) 9/12 1 (-10)
51 (+2) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,530 22 2.7M 3.7M Haaland (2) 10/12
52 (+9) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,524 41 2.7M 101k TC Ekitiké (6) 12/13 1 (2)
53 (+3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,523 20 2.9M 4.9M Gabriel (2) 11/12 2 (3)
54 Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,519 12 3.0M 9.3M Ekitiké (4) 10/12
55 (+2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,517 17 3.1M 6.5M Palmer (2) 10/12
56 (-1) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,513 10 3.2M 11.6M Haaland (2) 9/12 2 (-1)
57 (+14) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 👑 🦴 1,509 51 3.2M 23k Ekitiké (4) 11/12 1 (0)
58 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,506 19 3.4M 4.9M Ekitiké (4) 11/12 3 (1)
59 (+1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,504 16 3.5M 7.1M Semenyo (2) 10/12
60 (+2) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,503 26 3.4M 1.6M Virgil (2) 9/12 2 (14)
61 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,496 16 3.9M 9.9M João Pedro (2) 9/12
62 (+3) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,493 28 3.8M 1.9M Ekitiké (4) 12/12
63 (+4) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,483 21 4.0M 3.6M Cunha (0) 9/12 2 (3)
64 (+6) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,483 23 4.6M 12.1M Rogers (2) 9/12
65 (+7) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,479 21 4.2M 3.7M Haaland (2) 8/12 💀
66 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,477 8 4.3M 12.1M Haaland (2) 8/12 💀
67 (+2) Wizard Max Allars 1,473 13 4.5M 9.8M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (2)
68 (-2) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,473 13 4.5M 9.9M Haaland (2) 11/12 💀
69 (+18) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,472 39 4.8M 2.6M Haaland (2) 10/12 💀
70 (-12) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,470 22 4.4M 1.9M Ekitiké (4) 9/12 2 (-3) H
71 (+4) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 🥊 1,469 35 4.5M 538k Semenyo (2) 11/12
72 (+5) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,468 21 4.5M 1.9M Szoboszlai (10) 9/12 2 (0) H
73 Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,467 18 4.5M 5.3M Haaland (2) 10/12 1 (3)
74 (+2) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,464 22 4.6M 3.6M Ekitiké (4) 11/12 1 (0)
75 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,463 19 4.7M 5.4M Haaland (2) 8/12 💀
76 (-8) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,461 12 4.7M 7.7M Haaland (2) 7/12 💀
77 (+8) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,461 26 4.7M 1.9M Haaland (2) 10/12 💀
78 (-38) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,458 20 4.9M 3.3M Semenyo (2) 10/12 2 (-6) H
79 (+7) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,456 29 4.8M 1.0M B.Fernandes (0) 8/12 2 (2)
80 (+4) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,452 16 5.0M 5.4M Haaland (2) 8/11
81 (-3) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,452 13 5.0M 7.7M B.Fernandes (0) 7/12 3 (11)
82 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,449 11 5.1M 9.2M Ekitiké (4) 9/12 1 (0)
83 (-2) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,449 9 5.1M 10.6M J.Timber (2) 8/12 💀
84 (-10) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,449 13 5.2M 9.8M Semenyo (2) 10/12 1 (3)
85 (-2) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,442 9 5.3M 10.6M João Pedro (2) 8/12
86 (-6) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,441 17 5.5M 9.8M Semenyo (2) 10/12 1 (2)
87 (+1) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,438 18 5.5M 6.0M Ekitiké (4) 11/12
88 (+6) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,417 28 6.5M 8.3M Watkins (2) 9/12 💀
89 (+3) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,410 23 6.3M 4.0M Ekitiké (4) 12/12 2 (0)
90 (-41) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,410 15 6.5M 11.6M Semenyo (2) 10/12
91 (+5) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,407 23 6.3M 2.6M M.Salah (18) 7/12 💀
92 (+1) Jurásek Park James White 1,406 20 6.4M 4.4M Haaland (2) 7/12 💀
93 (-3) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,405 19 6.4M 4.4M Haaland (2) 8/12 💀
94 (-3) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,401 13 6.5M 8.3M Guéhi (2) 10/12 💀
95 klopp till you drop Adam French 1,400 19 6.6M 6.5M Ekitiké (4) 12/12
96 (-7) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,393 5 6.7M 12.1M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12 💀
97 Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,393 31 6.7M 903k Haaland (2) 10/12 💀
98 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,385 19 6.9M 4.4M Haaland (2) 9/12 💀
99 (-1) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,385 15 6.9M 6.5M Haaland (2) 8/12 💀
100 Sloppykloppy James Cushen 🐓 1,374 8 7.2M 11.6M Gyökeres (2) 8/12
101 (+1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 🧑‍🔬 1,368 33 7.3M 538k M.Salah (18) 10/12
102 (-1) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,358 35 7.7M 1.4M João Pedro (2) 10/12 1 (-1)
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,337 22 8.0M 3.7M Gyökeres (2) 10/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,270 28 9.3M 903k M.Salah (18) 7/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,170 24 10.7M 2.6M M.Salah (18) 8/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,137 26 11.1M 5.4M Raya (2) 11/12 💀

League Graphs

Max Winokan mwinokan@me.com