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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW2 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

131 pts

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

46 pts

MurderOnZidanesFloor
Toby Haworth

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

12×⚽️

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Saka (C)

Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+57 places

Yoro Wizard Harry
Marcus Perry

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-47 places

Bosh Soldiers
Kieran Sabine

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

511 BPS

Scooby snaka
Iain L

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

30 pts

Quantum of Tzolis
Matthew Wiggins

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Gueye for Garner
Ryan Mugnier

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Scooby snaka
Iain L

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

91

Scooby snaka
Iain L

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

36

Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+9 pts

Benjamin NetanMaino
Euan Hodgson

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-23 pts

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 48.4% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 28.0% 23pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 6.5% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 3.2% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Saka 2.2% 11pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 35.5% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 19.4% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 10.8% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Verbruggen 9.7% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Lammens 7.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 55.9% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon Shaw 28.0% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Maguire 21.5% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Gabriel 19.4% 8pts
5th Kit Icon O'Reilly 19.4% 2pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 57.0% 23pts
2nd Kit Icon Mbeumo 49.5% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Tzolis 40.9% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 39.8% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Semenyo 25.8% 5pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 80.6% 13pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 72.0% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 31.2% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 23.7% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Brobbey 14.0% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 159% 7.6pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 148% 13.0pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 133% 8.2pts
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 114% 7.3pts
5thKit Icon LIV Attack 86% 4.8pts
6thKit Icon ARS Attack 85% 2.5pts
7thKit Icon MUN Defence 58% 2.7pts
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 53% 2.8pts
9thKit Icon LEE Attack 39% 6.8pts
10thKit Icon TOT Defence 39% 1.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Saka (C) +21.0pts Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett 		22pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Cunha (C) +17.4pts Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday 		18pts : 79 mins 2 Assists 1 Bonus
Kit Icon Cherki +14.0pts Sloan Rangers
Jordan Sloan 		14pts : 81 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +13.5pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		14pts : 90 mins Goal
Kit Icon Gibbs-White +12.3pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		13pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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M.Sangaré in GW2

Brentford: Drew 1-1 away to Leeds.

M.Sangaré: 90 mins

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De Cuyper in GW2

Brighton: Lost 4-3 away to Chelsea.

De Cuyper: 90 mins 4 Goals Conceded

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Kayode in GW2

Brentford: Drew 1-1 away to Leeds.

Kayode: 87 mins

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João Pedro in GW2

Chelsea: Won 4-3 at home to Brighton.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal Assist Own Goal 2 Bonus

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Mendy in GW2

Hull City: Won 0-1 away to Coventry City.

Mendy: 58 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW2 GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
Kit Icon M.Sangaré 6 9.0 4SUN (9.7) bou (10.1) CHE (10.7) avl (11.8) LIV (10.4)
Kit Icon De Cuyper 5 8.5 0LEE (8.1) cov (9.8) ARS (7.7) sun (8.4) CRY (10.9)
Kit Icon Kayode 4 7.5 2SUN (5.2) bou (5.4) CHE (4.9) avl (7.2) LIV (5.2)
Kit Icon João Pedro 3 10.0 9ars (5.5) HUL (6.7) bre (5.5) BOU (6.6) eve (5.4)
Kit Icon Mendy 2 8.0 1AVL (8.2) che (8.7) new (7.4) EVE (6.4) ful (7.6)

Transferred Out:

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Sarr in GW2

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-4 at home to Man City.

Sarr: Did not play.

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Calvert-Lewin in GW2

Leeds: Drew 1-1 at home to Brentford.

Calvert-Lewin: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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Van Hecke in GW2

Spurs: Lost 0-2 at home to Newcastle.

Van Hecke: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Groß in GW2

Brighton: Lost 4-3 away to Chelsea.

Groß: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Robertson in GW2

Spurs: Lost 0-2 at home to Newcastle.

Robertson: 67 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW2 GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7
Kit Icon Sarr 3 0.0 xful (0.0) IPS (0.0) lee (0.0) NFO (0.0) bha (0.0)
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 2 4.5 8bha (4.7) NEW (4.4) CRY (5.0) ars (3.7) MUN (4.7)
Kit Icon Van Hecke 2 1.0 1nfo (5.6) EVE (5.1) AVL (6.7) mun (5.2) COV (5.5)
Kit Icon Groß 2 7.5 13LEE (4.5) cov (5.4) ARS (4.4) sun (4.7) CRY (5.7)
Kit Icon Robertson 2 2.5 2nfo (5.6) EVE (5.2) AVL (6.5) mun (5.2) COV (5.5)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW2 Score
TC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 131
BB Scooby snaka Iain L 131
BB Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 101
BB Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 90
WC French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 73

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW2) Rank (GW2) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+2) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 189 116 56k 237k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
2 (+2) UTT Aidan Fleming 189 116 56k 237k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
3 (+28) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 👑 ⚽️ 187 131 74k 27k TC B.Fernandes (69) 13/13
4 (+37) Scooby snaka Iain L 🦴 🥊 183 BB 131 124k 27k B.Fernandes (46) 16/16
5 (+19) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 180 121 187k 118k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
6 (+1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 177 108 250k 702k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
7 (+48) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 176 128 275k 41k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
8 Fidler utd Jack Fidler 173 104 361k 1.1M Haaland (26) 12/12
9 (-3) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 173 103 361k 1.2M Haaland (26) 12/12
10 (+13) The H-Team Horatio Turner 171 111 430k 485k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
11 (+18) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 170 112 468k 424k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
12 (+4) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 168 104 553k 1.1M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
13 (+9) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 168 107 586k 860k Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (0)
14 (+25) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 167 114 599k 321k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
15 (+17) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 167 111 635k 541k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12 1 (-1)
16 (+26) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 166 114 685k 357k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12 1 (-11)
17 (+3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 164 BB 101 798k 1.5M Haaland (26) 16/16 1 (-1)
18 (+57) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 163 121 816k 118k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
19 (+6) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 162 103 880k 1.2M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
20 (-11) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 🧠 162 94 924k 2.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (0)
21 (+22) Cheese FC Edward Capper 161 109 945k 630k Haaland (26) 12/12
22 (-12) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 161 93 992k 2.5M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (-9)
23 (-10) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 160 93 1.0M 2.4M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
24 (-7) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 160 96 1.0M 2.0M Haaland (26) 12/12
25 (+8) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 158 102 1.7M 2.0M Haaland (26) 12/12
26 (-15) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 157 89 1.2M 3.0M Haaland (26) 12/12
27 (-26) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 157 75 1.2M 5.6M Havertz (4) 12/12
28 (-2) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 155 96 1.4M 2.0M João Pedro (18) 12/12
29 (+15) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 155 103 1.4M 1.2M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
30 (-12) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 153 89 1.6M 3.0M Haaland (26) 12/12
31 (+42) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 153 110 1.8M 702k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
32 (+24) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 153 105 1.6M 979k B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
33 (-28) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 152 81 1.7M 4.4M Haaland (26) 12/12
34 (+13) Greg's Team Greg Houghton 151 100 1.9M 1.6M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12 1 (0)
35 (-23) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 149 81 2.1M 4.5M João Pedro (18) 12/12 1 (2)
36 (-9) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 148 89 2.1M 3.0M João Pedro (18) 12/12
37 (-16) FFS FC David French 148 86 2.1M 3.5M Haaland (26) 12/12
38 (-2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 146 92 2.3M 2.6M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
39 (-5) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 146 BB 90 2.4M 2.9M Saka (22) 16/16 1 (-12)
40 (-38) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 145 71 2.4M 6.4M Palmer (14) 12/12
41 (+16) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 144 96 2.6M 2.0M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12
42 (+20) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 144 97 3.3M 2.7M Haaland (26) 12/12
43 (+37) Slimane Shady Ryan B 143 105 3.0M 1.2M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12 1 (1)
44 (-4) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 143 90 3.1M 3.3M Haaland (26) 12/12
45 (-8) Egan Chips Matthew Quigley 141 87 2.9M 3.3M Haaland (26) 12/12
46 (+12) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 140 92 3.1M 2.6M Haaland (26) 12/12
47 (+20) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 138 93 3.3M 2.4M Haaland (26) 12/12
48 (+28) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 138 96 3.4M 2.1M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12 1 (0)
49 (-11) Doesn't Mattsson James White 138 84 3.4M 4.0M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12 1 (-9)
50 (-2) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 136 85 3.6M 3.7M Haaland (26) 12/12
51 (+1) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 135 86 3.7M 3.5M João Pedro (18) 12/12
52 (-37) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 135 70 3.8M 6.7M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (1)
53 (+26) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 135 95 4.6M 3.2M Haaland (26) 12/12
54 (-1) Wizard Max Allars 134 85 3.9M 3.8M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (1)
55 (+13) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 133 88 4.0M 3.2M Haaland (26) 12/12
56 (-11) Take my breath (a) James Carr 133 81 4.0M 4.4M Haaland (26) 12/12
57 (-38) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 133 69 4.0M 6.9M João Pedro (18) 12/12 1 (-9)
58 (-30) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 132 73 4.4M 6.4M Haaland (26) 12/12
59 (+11) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 131 87 4.3M 3.4M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (1)
60 (-30) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 130 72 4.4M 6.2M Isak (16) 12/12
61 (+10) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 130 86 4.4M 3.6M Szoboszlai (8) 12/12 1 (4)
62 (-48) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 130 64 4.4M 7.7M Isak (16) 12/12 1 (0)
63 (-28) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 🤡 129 73 4.5M 6.0M Haaland (26) 12/12 WC 10 (-23)
64 (-5) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 128 80 4.6M 4.6M Haaland (26) 12/12
65 (-2) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 128 81 4.8M 3.2M B.Fernandes (46) 12/12 3 (-11) H H
66 (-17) dan Daniel Jarred 127 76 5.0M 5.8M Haaland (26) 12/12
67 (+19) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 126 91 5.2M 3.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (-5)
68 (-22) Change Name Harvey Skelton 123 71 5.4M 6.5M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (4)
69 (+13) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 123 86 5.4M 3.6M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (1)
70 (+13) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 122 85 5.5M 3.8M M.Sangaré (8) 12/12 1 (4)
71 (-17) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 🔮 121 72 5.6M 6.3M João Pedro (18) 12/12 1 (9)
72 (-8) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 120 73 5.8M 6.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (-1)
73 (-23) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 118 68 6.2M 7.3M Haaland (26) 12/12
74 (+16) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 116 88 6.2M 3.3M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (4)
75 (+10) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 116 80 6.5M 5.1M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (4)
76 (+1) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 115 74 6.3M 5.9M Isak (16) 12/12 1 (1)
77 (-8) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 115 70 6.5M 6.9M Cunha (18) 12/12 1 (-2)
78 (+11) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 113 84 6.8M 4.3M Mbeumo (22) 12/12 1 (7)
79 (-19) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 🧑‍🔬 113 65 6.6M 7.5M Saka (22) 12/12 1 (9)
80 (-8) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 113 69 6.8M 7.2M Palmer (14) 12/12 1 (9)
81 (-16) CRAB Richard Holland 112 65 6.6M 7.4M Haaland (26) 12/12
82 (-21) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 112 64 7.5M 8.7M Enciso (10) 12/12 1 (-18)
83 (+4) TS36 Thomas Sutton 109 74 7.1M 6.2M Haaland (26) 11/12
84 (-3) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 108 70 7.3M 7.0M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (2)
85 (-19) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 107 60 7.1M 8.2M Haaland (26) 12/12
86 (-8) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 105 64 7.4M 7.7M Haaland (26) 12/12 1 (5)
87 (+1) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 100 66 7.7M 7.3M Haaland (26) 12/12
88 (-37) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 99 49 7.9M 9.3M McBurnie (2) 12/12 1 (0)
89 (-5) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 97 60 8.1M 8.5M Szoboszlai (8) 12/12 1 (0)
90 (-16) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 🐓 89 46 8.6M 8.8M Haaland (26) 12/12 4 (-8) H H H
91 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 79 79 8.9M 4.8M Haaland (26) 12/12
92 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 69 69 9.3M 6.7M Ødegaard (6) 12/12
🥚 Min Woo Lee James Cushen 56 56 9.7M 9.0M Haaland (26) 12/12

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