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🏆 GW29 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

47 pts

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

1 pts

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

M.Salah (C)

Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+12 places

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-7 places

I Baleba Can Fly
Daniel Cornwall

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

161 BPS

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

22 pts

Palmer Sutra
Sarah Frame

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

57.3'

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨

Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

61

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

3

I Baleba Can Fly
Daniel Cornwall

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+25 pts

Palmer Sutra
Sarah Frame

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

Wirtzgebeurt
Max Winokan

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 36.8%
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 17.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 14.2%
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 7.5%
5th Kit Icon M.Salah 4.7% 9pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 30.2%
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 17.0% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Sánchez 9.4%
5th Kit Icon Dúbravka 9.4% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 58.5%
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 47.2%
3rd Kit Icon Virgil 36.8% 1pts
4th Kit Icon J.Timber 35.8%
5th Kit Icon Senesi 18.9% 11pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 67.0%
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 56.6%
3rd Kit Icon Rice 38.7%
4th Kit Icon Wilson 37.7%
5th Kit Icon Rogers 34.0%

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.4%
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 46.2%
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 40.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Thiago 39.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 7.5%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 210%
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 142%
3rdKit Icon LIV Attack 102% 2.2pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 100%
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 75%
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 64%
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 57%
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 53% 2.2pts
9thKit Icon FUL Attack 46%
10thKit Icon AVL Attack 42%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon M.Salah (C) +17.8pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		18pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Tarkowski +13.7pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		15pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Garner +9.6pts HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian 		10pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Ballard +9.0pts Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford 		9pts : 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall +9.0pts Palmer Sutra
Sarah Frame 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Ekitiké in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Ekitiké: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW29

Man City: Home to Nott'm Forest.

Semenyo: Upcoming fixture.

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Virgil in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Wilson in GW29

Fulham: Home to West Ham.

Wilson: Upcoming fixture.

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O.Dango in GW29

Brentford: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

O.Dango: 86 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34
Kit Icon Ekitiké 10 4.6 2TOT (5.8) bha (5.4) FUL (5.3) eve (5.2) CRY (5.1)
Kit Icon Semenyo 8 5.6 -whu (7.1) - (0.0) che (6.2) ARS (5.2) bur (7.6)
Kit Icon Virgil 7 7.2 1TOT (5.9) bha (5.8) FUL (6.0) eve (5.9) CRY (5.8)
Kit Icon Wilson ⚠️ 7 4.8 -nfo (5.1) BUR (7.3) liv (5.7) bre (5.9) AVL (5.7)
Kit Icon O.Dango 6 4.6 3WOL (5.2) lee (5.0) EVE (4.6) FUL (4.7) mun (4.7)

Transferred Out:

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Rice in GW29

Arsenal: Away to Brighton.

Rice: Upcoming fixture.

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Wirtz in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Wirtz: Did not play.

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Haaland in GW29

Man City: Home to Nott'm Forest.

Haaland: Upcoming fixture.

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Mukiele in GW29

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Leeds.

Mukiele: Did not play.

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Enzo in GW29

Chelsea: Away to Aston Villa.

Enzo: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34
Kit Icon Rice ⚠️ 9 4.7 -EVE (5.5) - (0.0) BOU (6.2) mci (5.8) NEW (6.3)
Kit Icon Wirtz ⚠️ 9 1.0 xTOT (2.6) bha (5.0) FUL (5.0) eve (5.0) CRY (4.9)
Kit Icon Haaland ⚠️ 7 4.4 -whu (6.5) - (0.0) che (6.7) ARS (5.4) bur (8.2)
Kit Icon Mukiele 6 2.2 xBHA (0.0) new (5.5) TOT (5.7) avl (5.5) NFO (5.7)
Kit Icon Enzo 5 1.4 -NEW (5.3) eve (5.2) MCI (4.9) MUN (5.4) bha (5.4)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW29 Score
TC HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 38
WC Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 6
WC Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 4

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW29) Rank (GW29) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,757 9 4462 7.0M Haaland (0) 3/12 1 (0)
2 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,755 21 4907 1.6M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12
3 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,743 14 9194 4.1M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12
4 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,716 12 31k 5.0M Semenyo (0) 3/12
5 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 🤡 1,713 6 34k 8.3M Semenyo (0) 3/12 WC 8 (-11)
6 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,713 22 36k 1.6M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (0)
7 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,706 17 47k 3.3M Ekitiké (4) 4/12 2 (13)
8 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,697 13 66k 4.8M Ekitiké (4) 4/12 1 (0)
9 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,684 11 106k 5.4M Haaland (0) 5/12
10 dan Daniel Jarred 1,673 8 150k 7.6M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
11 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,662 31 212k 368k Haaland (0) 4/12 1 (3)
12 (+3) chumpians Iain L 1,646 19 344k 3.0M Palmer (0) 3/12
13 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,643 22 355k 1.6M Haaland (0) 4/12 2 (2)
14 (-1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,639 8 389k 7.6M Haaland (0) 2/12 2 (0)
15 (-4) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,638 7 405k 7.7M Haaland (0) 3/12
16 (+3) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,632 20 460k 2.2M Ekitiké (4) 6/12 2 (5)
17 (+3) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,631 24 469k 1.1M Ekitiké (4) 5/12
18 (-2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,630 3 481k 9.9M Haaland (0) 2/12
19 (-2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,625 6 543k 8.7M Semenyo (0) 3/12 1 (5)
20 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,622 23 574k 1.4M Haaland (0) 5/12 3 (7)
21 (-3) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,621 5 587k 8.8M Semenyo (0) 3/12
22 Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,594 13 1.0M 4.8M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 1 (9)
23 Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,591 11 1.1M 6.0M Semenyo (0) 4/12 3 (5)
24 (+1) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,587 8 1.1M 7.1M Haaland (0) 4/12
25 (+3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,586 20 1.2M 2.2M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12 4 (3)
26 ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,583 14 1.2M 4.1M Haaland (0) 4/12
27 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,582 17 1.2M 3.2M Semenyo (0) 5/12 1 (5)
28 (+11) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,579 21 1.3M 1.6M Ekitiké (4) 4/12
29 French's Fruitshoots Matthew French ⚽️ 1,579 33 1.3M 225k M.Salah (18) 6/12
30 (-6) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,575 12 1.4M 5.3M Haaland (0) 3/12 1 (-4)
31 (+2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,573 8 1.4M 7.1M Haaland (0) 1/12
32 You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,569 6 1.5M 8.3M Haaland (0) 4/12
33 (-3) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,569 5 1.5M 7.1M Semenyo (0) 3/12 3 (6) H
34 (+3) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,566 6 1.6M 8.7M Haaland (0) 3/12 1 (2)
35 (-1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,566 8 1.6M 8.3M Haaland (0) 2/12
36 (+8) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,564 22 1.6M 1.4M Szoboszlai (10) 5/12
37 (-6) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,563 11 1.6M 5.9M Ekitiké (4) 4/12 2 (3)
38 (-3) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,562 9 1.7M 7.0M B.Fernandes (0) 5/12 1 (0)
39 (-1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,556 9 1.8M 7.1M Haaland (0) 3/12 2 (6)
40 (+1) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,555 5 1.8M 9.3M Haaland (0) 3/12
41 (-5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,553 19 1.9M 2.5M Ekitiké (4) 5/12 1 (2)
42 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,548 2 2.0M 11.5M Haaland (0) 1/12 1 (0)
43 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,544 5 2.1M 9.2M João Pedro (0) 1/12 1 (0)
44 (+3) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,544 19 2.2M 3.7M Havertz (0) 3/11
45 (+6) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,543 25 2.1M 903k Ekitiké (4) 4/12
46 Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,535 8 2.3M 7.1M Rice (0) 2/12
47 (-4) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,532 4 2.4M 9.3M Semenyo (0) 2/12 WC 3 (0)
48 (+4) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 🧠 🔮 1,531 14 2.5M 4.4M Haaland (0) 4/12 3 (25)
49 (-1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,530 3 2.5M 9.9M Haaland (0) 2/12 💀
50 Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,529 11 2.5M 5.9M Semenyo (0) 2/12 1 (-11)
51 (+2) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,523 15 2.7M 3.7M Haaland (0) 3/12
52 (+9) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,521 38 2.7M 101k TC Ekitiké (6) 9/13 1 (2)
53 (+3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,516 13 2.9M 4.9M Gabriel (0) 4/12 2 (3)
54 Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,511 4 3.0M 9.3M Ekitiké (4) 2/12
55 (+2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,509 9 3.1M 6.5M Palmer (0) 2/12
56 (+15) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 👑 🦴 1,505 47 3.2M 23k Ekitiké (4) 7/12 1 (1)
57 (-2) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,505 2 3.2M 11.6M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (0)
58 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,500 13 3.4M 4.9M Ekitiké (4) 5/12 3 (2)
59 (+3) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,499 22 3.4M 1.6M Virgil (2) 5/12 2 (15)
60 Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,496 8 3.5M 7.1M Semenyo (0) 2/12
61 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,489 9 3.9M 9.9M João Pedro (0) 2/12
62 (+3) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,485 20 3.8M 1.9M Ekitiké (4) 4/12
63 (+4) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,478 16 4.0M 3.6M Cunha (0) 4/12 2 (3)
64 (+6) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,475 15 4.6M 12.1M Rogers (0) 1/12
65 (+7) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,473 15 4.2M 3.7M Haaland (0) 2/12 💀
66 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,469 0 4.3M 12.1M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
67 (+20) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,466 33 4.8M 2.6M Haaland (0) 4/12 💀
68 (-10) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,465 17 4.4M 1.9M Ekitiké (4) 4/12 2 (-2) H
69 (-3) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,465 5 4.5M 9.9M Haaland (0) 3/12 💀
70 (+7) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,464 17 4.5M 1.9M Szoboszlai (10) 5/12 2 (-1) H
71 (-2) Wizard Max Allars 1,464 4 4.5M 9.8M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (2)
72 (+3) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 🥊 1,462 28 4.5M 538k Semenyo (0) 4/12
73 Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,461 12 4.5M 5.3M Haaland (0) 4/12 1 (4)
74 (+2) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,458 16 4.6M 3.6M Ekitiké (4) 5/12 1 (0)
75 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,457 13 4.7M 5.4M Haaland (0) 2/12 💀
76 (-8) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,456 7 4.7M 7.7M Haaland (0) 2/12 💀
77 (+8) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,455 20 4.7M 1.9M Haaland (0) 4/12 💀
78 (+8) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,452 25 4.8M 1.0M B.Fernandes (0) 4/12 2 (1)
79 (-39) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,451 13 4.9M 3.3M Semenyo (0) 3/12 2 (-4) H
80 (+4) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,447 11 5.0M 5.4M Haaland (0) 3/11
81 (-3) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,447 8 5.0M 7.7M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12 3 (11)
82 Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,443 5 5.1M 9.2M Ekitiké (4) 3/12 1 (0)
83 (-2) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,442 2 5.1M 10.6M J.Timber (0) 1/12 💀
84 (-10) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,442 6 5.2M 9.8M Semenyo (0) 3/12 1 (3)
85 (-2) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,435 2 5.3M 10.6M João Pedro (0) 1/12
86 (-6) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,434 10 5.5M 9.8M Semenyo (0) 3/12 1 (2)
87 (+1) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,432 12 5.5M 6.0M Ekitiké (4) 5/12
88 (+6) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,410 21 6.5M 8.3M Watkins (0) 2/12 💀
89 (+3) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,404 17 6.3M 4.0M Ekitiké (4) 6/12 2 (1)
90 (+6) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,402 18 6.3M 2.6M M.Salah (18) 2/12 💀
91 (+2) Jurásek Park James White 1,402 16 6.4M 4.4M Haaland (0) 3/12 💀
92 (-43) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,402 7 6.5M 11.6M Semenyo (0) 2/12
93 (-3) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,399 13 6.4M 4.4M Haaland (0) 2/12 💀
94 (-3) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,394 6 6.5M 8.3M Guéhi (0) 3/12 💀
95 klopp till you drop Adam French 1,392 11 6.6M 6.5M Ekitiké (4) 4/12
96 (-7) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,388 0 6.7M 12.1M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 💀
97 Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,387 25 6.7M 903k Haaland (0) 4/12 💀
98 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,380 10 6.9M 6.5M Haaland (0) 3/12 💀
99 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,379 13 6.9M 4.4M Haaland (0) 3/12 💀
100 Sloppykloppy James Cushen 🐓 1,367 1 7.2M 11.6M Gyökeres (0) 1/12
101 (+1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 🧑‍🔬 1,363 28 7.3M 538k M.Salah (18) 5/12
102 (-1) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,346 23 7.7M 1.4M João Pedro (0) 3/12 1 (0)
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,330 15 8.0M 3.7M Gyökeres (0) 3/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,267 25 9.3M 903k M.Salah (18) 4/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,164 18 10.7M 2.6M M.Salah (18) 2/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,129 18 11.1M 5.4M Raya (0) 3/12 💀

League Graphs

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