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🏆 GW5 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

25 pts

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

-6 pts

Ithaca Wanderers FC
Oscar Murphy

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Schade (C)

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+25 places

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-7 places

Toe Punt Utd
Tim Roberts

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

97 BPS

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

13 pts

Wirtz pun ever
Ludo Mccormick

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

24.5'

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨

Gueye for Garner
Ryan Mugnier

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

25

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

0

His pal Dallas
Nick Sweeting

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+9 pts

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-19 pts

Ithaca Wanderers FC
Oscar Murphy

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.6%
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 5.3%
3rd Kit Icon Gibbs-White 3.2%
4th Kit Icon Isak 3.2%
5th Kit Icon Palmer 3.2% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 34.0%
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 18.1%
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 14.9%
4th Kit Icon Trafford 7.4%
5th Kit Icon Pickford 5.3%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 69.1%
2nd Kit Icon Konsa 30.9%
3rd Kit Icon Gvardiol 27.7%
4th Kit Icon De Cuyper 25.5%
5th Kit Icon Gabriel 17.0%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 47.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 41.5%
3rd Kit Icon Szoboszlai 34.0%
4th Kit Icon Groß 33.0%
5th Kit Icon Palmer 28.7% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.4%
2nd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 29.8%
3rd Kit Icon Wissa 17.0%
4th Kit Icon Isak 13.8%
5th Kit Icon Brobbey 8.5%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 221%
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 157%
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 83% 1.9pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 76%
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 71%
6thKit Icon LIV Attack 65%
7thKit Icon MCI Defence 56%
8thKit Icon BHA Defence 45%
9thKit Icon BHA Attack 37%
10thKit Icon LEE Attack 34%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Schade (C) +17.3pts Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw 		18pts : 90 mins 2 Assists Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Ajer +6.8pts Cherki Farke
Max Winokan 		7pts : 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Kayode +5.9pts Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday 		6pts : 68 mins Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Kelleher +5.8pts Isak-ly What I Need
Connor Christian 		6pts : 90 mins Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Thiago +4.9pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		5pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Rogers in GW5

Chelsea: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Gibbs-White in GW5

Nott'm Forest: Home to Coventry City.

Gibbs-White: Upcoming fixture.

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Bogle in GW5

Leeds: Home to Crystal Palace.

Bogle: Upcoming fixture.

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Mykolenko in GW5

Everton: Home to Ipswich Town.

Mykolenko: Upcoming fixture.

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Schade in GW5

Brentford: Won 3-0 at home to Chelsea.

Schade: 90 mins 2 Assists Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10
Kit Icon Rogers 9 5.8 2BOU (6.3) eve (5.2) TOT (5.8) MUN (6.5) sun (5.8)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 9 5.2 -cry (7.8) ARS (6.1) ips (8.9) bre (6.1) MCI (5.7)
Kit Icon Bogle 7 7.4 -ars (4.8) MUN (5.2) sun (5.2) bou (5.2) TOT (5.9)
Kit Icon Mykolenko 6 4.4 -hul (4.6) CHE (4.6) ars (4.6) new (4.6) COV (4.6)
Kit Icon Schade 5 7.8 9avl (6.2) LIV (5.7) hul (4.5) NFO (5.8) bha (5.6)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW5

Chelsea: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

João Pedro: Did not play.

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B.Fernandes in GW5

Man Utd: Away to Fulham.

B.Fernandes: Upcoming fixture.

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Elanga in GW5

Newcastle: Home to Hull City.

Elanga: Upcoming fixture.

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Shaw in GW5

Man Utd: Away to Fulham.

Shaw: Upcoming fixture.

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Szoboszlai in GW5

Liverpool: Away to Bournemouth.

Szoboszlai: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10
Kit Icon João Pedro ⚠️ 7 6.6 xBOU (5.8) eve (5.4) TOT (6.0) MUN (7.0) sun (6.1)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 7 5.8 -TOT (7.3) lee (6.8) BOU (8.0) che (9.7) AVL (8.2)
Kit Icon Elanga 6 3.6 -cov (0.0) AVL (3.8) cry (3.8) EVE (3.4) ful (3.6)
Kit Icon Shaw ⚠️ 5 1.4 -TOT (3.9) lee (4.3) BOU (4.5) che (4.7) AVL (5.4)
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 5 3.6 -MCI (4.8) bre (5.1) BHA (5.4) ARS (5.1) cry (6.0)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW5 Score
FH Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 11
TC Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 9
WC IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 4
WC That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 4
WC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 2
WC Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 2
FH Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 0

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW5) Rank (GW5) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 348 9 29k 6.0M TC Haaland (0) 2/13 1 (0)
2 James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 346 9 15k 837k Haaland (0) 1/12
3 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 337 9 47k 1.0M Haaland (0) 1/12 1 (0)
4 (+1) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 331 7 85k 1.6M Haaland (0) 3/12
5 (+2) UTT Aidan Fleming 328 8 120k 1.4M Haaland (0) 3/12 1 (0)
6 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 325 0 153k 7.8M Haaland (0) 0/12
7 (-1) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 🥊 324 0 164k 7.8M Haaland (0) 1/12
8 (+3) Scooby snaka Iain L 319 11 257k 505k Haaland (0) 3/12 1 (2)
9 (-1) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 318 2 266k 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12
10 (-1) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 316 0 314k 7.8M Haaland (0) 0/12
11 (-1) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 312 2 411k 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12
12 IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 312 4 420k 2.8M Haaland (0) 2/12 WC 9 (2)
13 The H-Team Horatio Turner 310 2 471k 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12
14 Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 310 2 479k 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12 WC 13 (5)
15 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 310 2 479k 4.3M Haaland (0) 2/12
16 Fidler utd Jack Fidler 309 2 505k 4.3M Haaland (0) 2/12
17 Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 308 2 554k 6.0M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
18 (+1) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 307 4 569k 2.8M Haaland (0) 2/12
19 (-1) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 307 2 572k 4.3M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12
20 Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 306 8 880k 6.0M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
21 (+21) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 👑 ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 🦴 🔮 302 25 789k 2540 Schade (18) 4/12 1 (9)
22 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 299 2 899k 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12
23 (-2) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 298 0 954k 7.8M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12
24 (+13) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 295 11 1.6M 3.6M Haaland (0) 3/12 2 (4)
25 Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 294 FH 0 1.2M 7.8M Haaland (0) 0/12 17 (-2)
26 Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 294 2 1.2M 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12 WC 6 (-3)
27 Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 294 2 1.2M 6.0M Haaland (0) 1/12 1 (0)
28 (-5) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 294 2 1.2M 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12
29 (-1) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 293 2 1.2M 6.9M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (0)
30 EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 293 4 1.2M 3.6M Haaland (0) 2/12 2 (2)
31 (-7) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 292 -4 1.3M 10.3M Gibbs-White (0) 1/12 2 (-4) H
32 (-3) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 291 0 1.3M 7.8M Haaland (0) 0/12
33 (-2) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 291 4 1.4M 3.4M Haaland (0) 3/12 1 (0)
34 (-2) FFS FC David French 290 4 1.4M 3.4M Haaland (0) 3/12 1 (0)
35 (-2) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 290 4 1.4M 3.4M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
36 (-2) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 290 4 1.4M 3.4M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
37 (+1) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 289 7 1.5M 1.6M Haaland (0) 1/12
38 (-2) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 288 4 1.5M 2.8M Gibbs-White (0) 2/12 WC 14 (7)
39 Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 285 4 1.8M 2.8M Haaland (0) 2/12
40 (-5) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 285 0 1.8M 9.6M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
41 (+10) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 283 FH 11 1.9M 349k Haaland (0) 2/12 6 (0)
42 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 282 5 2.0M 2.3M Haaland (0) 2/12
43 (-3) Cheese FC Edward Capper 280 0 2.1M 7.8M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
44 (-3) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 280 0 2.1M 9.6M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
45 (-1) Take my breath (a) James Carr 280 3 2.2M 4.3M Haaland (0) 2/12 💀
46 (-1) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 279 2 2.2M 4.3M Isak (0) 1/12
47 (-1) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 279 2 2.2M 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12
48 (-1) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 279 2 2.3M 2.2M Palmer (4) 3/12 2 (-4) H
49 (+3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 275 4 2.6M 3.4M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
50 CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 275 2 2.6M 6.0M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
51 (-3) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 274 0 2.7M 10.3M Haaland (0) 0/12 2 (0)
52 (-3) Slimane Shady Ryan B 274 0 2.7M 9.6M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
53 Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 270 0 3.0M 7.8M Haaland (0) 1/12
54 Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 269 0 3.1M 7.8M Haaland (0) 0/12
55 enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 266 2 3.4M 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12
56 (+5) dan Daniel Jarred 264 7 3.6M 651k Haaland (0) 2/12 3 (7) H
57 (+5) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 263 6 3.6M 1.9M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 💀
58 (-2) Doesn't Mattsson James White 263 0 3.7M 7.8M Haaland (0) 1/12
59 (-2) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 262 0 3.8M 7.8M Ødegaard (0) 0/12
60 (-2) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 262 0 3.8M 7.8M Haaland (0) 1/12
61 (+7) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 260 11 3.9M 349k Havertz (0) 3/12
62 (+1) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 260 6 4.0M 1.9M Haaland (0) 1/12
63 (+1) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 259 7 4.0M 1.6M Raya (0) 2/12
64 (-5) Change Name Harvey Skelton 257 -4 4.3M 10.6M Haaland (0) 0/12 3 (-4) H
65 (+4) CRAB Richard Holland 254 5 4.6M 2.6M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
66 Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 253 3 4.6M 3.9M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12
67 (-2) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 252 0 4.7M 9.6M Haaland (0) 1/12 1 (0)
68 (+4) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 247 5 5.2M 2.6M Saka (0) 2/12 1 (0)
69 (-2) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 247 9 5.3M 1.0M Haaland (0) 1/12 1 (0)
70 (+3) TS36 Thomas Sutton 245 6 5.4M 1.9M Haaland (0) 1/12
71 (+3) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 245 6 5.4M 2.1M Palmer (4) 3/12 1 (0)
72 (+3) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 245 6 5.4M 2.1M Gibbs-White (0) 1/12 1 (0)
73 (-3) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 244 0 5.5M 9.6M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
74 (-3) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 243 0 5.6M 7.8M Haaland (0) 0/12
75 (-15) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 🐓 🤡 238 -6 6.1M 7.6M Haaland (0) 1/12 4 (-19) H H
76 (+5) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 235 6 6.3M 2.1M Rogers (4) 3/12 1 (0)
77 (-1) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 🧠 235 0 6.3M 9.6M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
78 (+1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 232 2 6.5M 6.9M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (0)
79 (+1) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 232 2 6.5M 4.3M Isak (0) 2/12
80 (-2) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 231 0 6.6M 7.8M Haaland (0) 0/12
81 (-4) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 230 -4 6.7M 10.3M Haaland (0) 0/12 2 (-4) H
82 (+5) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 230 9 6.7M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (-2)
83 (-1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 229 7 7.5M 6.9M Haaland (0) 2/12 2 (5) H
84 (+4) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 227 6 6.9M 2.1M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 1 (9)
85 (-2) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 226 2 7.0M 4.3M Haaland (0) 1/12 💀
86 (+3) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 225 4 7.1M 2.8M Palmer (4) 2/12
87 (-3) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 225 2 7.1M 6.9M Isak (0) 1/12 2 (0)
88 (-3) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 223 0 7.2M 7.8M Haaland (0) 1/12
89 (-3) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 222 0 7.3M 9.6M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
90 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 219 4 7.5M 3.8M Haaland (0) 2/12 3 (-6)
91 His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 201 0 8.5M 9.6M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
92 (+1) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 196 5 8.7M 2.6M Mbeumo (0) 1/12 1 (-3)
93 (-1) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 196 4 8.7M 3.4M Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
🥚 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 167 4 9.5M 2.8M Rogers (4) 2/12

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