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🏆 GW32 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

89 pts

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

32 pts

Lord Elronaldinio
Ellen Phillpot

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Mukiele

Red Nose Reijnders
Greg Houghton

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+10 places

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-11 places

Lord Elronaldinio
Ellen Phillpot

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

339 BPS

Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

27 pts

Cunha Hear Me A.F.C
Adam Shorthose

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

KingEthanResurgence
Ethan Barker

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

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Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

108

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

58

dan
Daniel Jarred

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+34 pts

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-7 pts

Back of the Neto
Jonah Varney

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 41.5% 4pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 29.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 3.8% 2pts
4th Kit Icon M.Salah 3.8% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 1.9% 4pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 27.4% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Kelleher 17.0% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 14.2% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Dúbravka 10.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Pickford 10.4% 0pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 58.5% 4pts
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 34.9% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Guéhi 34.9% 15pts
4th Kit Icon O'Reilly 26.4% 14pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 17.0% 4pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 66.0% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 65.1% 4pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 34.9% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 33.0% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Wilson 31.1% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 71.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 47.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 37.7% 13pts
4th Kit Icon Welbeck 17.9% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Bowen 12.3% 14pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 181% 1.7pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 139% 2.1pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 107% 2.5pts
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 75% 2.4pts
5thKit Icon MCI Defence 65% 14.0pts
6thKit Icon ARS Attack 52% 3.5pts
7thKit Icon LIV Attack 50% 3.7pts
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 48% 10.7pts
9thKit Icon AVL Attack 42% 4.4pts
10thKit Icon LIV Defence 41% 8.3pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Mukiele +13.9pts Red Nose Reijnders
Greg Houghton 		14pts : 81 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Mateta +12.0pts Billy Boy Raiders
George Imbert 		12pts : 25 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Scott +12.0pts Blink 1-Eto'o
Paul Lukins 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Wirtz (C) +11.9pts McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine 		12pts : 67 mins Assist Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Taty +11.0pts McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine 		11pts : 81 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

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Welbeck in GW32

Brighton: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Welbeck: 74 mins

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O'Reilly in GW32

Man City: Won 0-3 away to Chelsea.

O'Reilly: 63 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Van Hecke in GW32

Brighton: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Van Hecke: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Verbruggen in GW32

Brighton: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Verbruggen: 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet 4 Saves

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Darlow in GW32

Leeds: Won 1-2 away to Man Utd.

Darlow: 90 mins 6 Saves

Player #Trans. Form GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37
Kit Icon Welbeck 20 7.0 2tot + CHE (10.0) - (0.0) new (4.6) WOL (5.2) lee (4.9)
Kit Icon O'Reilly ⚠️ 16 14.0 14ARS + bur (9.5) - (0.0) eve (5.6) BRE (5.5) bou (5.6)
Kit Icon Van Hecke 15 4.5 5tot + CHE (10.0) - (0.0) new (4.8) WOL (5.3) lee (5.1)
Kit Icon Verbruggen 11 6.0 9tot + CHE (7.3) - (0.0) new (3.6) WOL (3.8) lee (3.7)
Kit Icon Darlow 11 5.0 4WOL + bou (9.5) - (0.0) BUR (4.9) tot (4.1) BHA (4.1)

Transferred Out:

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Ekitiké in GW32

Liverpool: Won 2-0 at home to Fulham.

Ekitiké: Did not play.

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Wilson in GW32

Fulham: Lost 2-0 away to Liverpool.

Wilson: 79 mins

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O.Dango in GW32

Brentford: Drew 2-2 at home to Everton.

O.Dango: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW32

Brentford: Drew 2-2 at home to Everton.

Thiago: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW32

Chelsea: Lost 0-3 at home to Man City.

João Pedro: 81 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW32 GW33 GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37
Kit Icon Ekitiké ⚠️ 16 0.5 xeve (4.7) CRY (4.5) mun (4.9) CHE (4.9) avl (4.7)
Kit Icon Wilson 11 5.5 2bre (5.7) AVL (5.6) ars (4.8) BOU (5.4) wol (6.6)
Kit Icon O.Dango 11 1.5 2FUL (4.9) mun (5.0) WHU (5.4) mci (4.5) CRY (4.7)
Kit Icon Thiago 10 8.5 13FUL (6.1) mun (6.4) WHU (7.0) mci (5.6) CRY (5.8)
Kit Icon João Pedro 10 2.0 2MUN + bha (12.1) - (0.0) NFO (5.8) liv (5.6) TOT (6.5)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW32 Score
FH Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 72
WC Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 67
WC Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 67
WC Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 65
WC Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 65
BB Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 65
WC It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 65
WC Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 64
WC Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 59
TC Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 58
WC Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 57
BB Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 57
FH Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 56
WC Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 55
WC It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 55
WC The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 54
WC Fidler utd Jack Fidler 54
WC Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 53
WC Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 50
BB Titus Shambles Harry Everett 49
WC Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 48

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW32) Rank (GW32) Captain Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo 🏆✅ Thomas Ladbury 1,990 67 2992 821k B.Fernandes (8) WC 24 (28)
2 (+1) The H-Team 🏆❌ Horatio Turner 💎 1,964 54 10k 3.8M B.Fernandes (8) WC 17 (4)
3 (-1) KinderMbeumo 🏆✅ Patrick Fitzgerald 1,955 50 16k 4.1M B.Fernandes (8) 2 (-2) H
4 (+1) Back of the Neto 🏆✅ Jonah Varney 💎 🤡 1,952 53 18k 4.2M B.Fernandes (8) WC 17 (-7)
5 (-1) Wirtzgebeurt 🏆✅ Max Winokan 1,940 39 29k 9.1M B.Fernandes (8)
6 Jose Maureen ya know 🏆❌ Simon Owen 1,908 54 93k 4.1M B.Fernandes (8) 1 (-5)
7 Lego Botman 🏆✅ Oscar Murphy 1,906 64 100k 1.3M B.Fernandes (8) WC 21 (21)
8 (+2) Hakuna Mateta 🏆❌ Dan Jones 💎 1,904 57 104k 2.9M B.Fernandes (8) WC 11 (16)
9 Tungtungtung Saluhr 🏆✅ G Waller 1,904 55 105k 3.5M B.Fernandes (8) WC 10 (10)
10 (-2) Shoroddieroddie FC 🏆❌ Jacob Roddie 1,900 48 119k 6.0M Haaland (4) WC 15 (31)
11 chumpians 🏆✅ Iain L 1,892 63 150k 1.4M B.Fernandes (8)
12 (+2) dan 🏆✅ Daniel Jarred 1,874 56 241k 3.2M B.Fernandes (8)
13 (+2) Wirtz in Progress 🏆✅ Alex Pawsey 1,869 58 273k 2.6M Haaland (4)
14 (+5) Blink 1-Eto'o 🏆✅ Paul Lukins 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 1,867 89 286k 14k Thiago (26)
15 (-3) Ass Kickers Utd III 🏆✅ David French 1,856 60 377k 2.2M B.Fernandes (8) 1 (14)
16 (-3) CigSmokers33 🏆❌ Ed Lees 💎 1,854 36 389k 9.9M Haaland (4)
17 (-1) Un-Baleba-ble 🏆✅ Faysal Miah 1,854 51 390k 5.2M B.Fernandes (8) 1 (6)
18 Eat More Chips 🏆✅ Owain Davies 💎 1,848 67 440k 821k B.Fernandes (8) WC 9 (10)
19 (-2) Gyök Tuah 🏆❌ Oscar Readwin 1,848 55 445k 3.8M B.Fernandes (8) 3 (17)
20 Beef Cherki 🏆✅ Stephen Fragias 1,836 58 561k 2.6M Palmer (8)
21 Gueye for Gana 🏆❌ Ryan Mugnier 1,825 51 687k 4.9M B.Fernandes (8)
22 (+2) Mikel ArTanya 🏆✅ Tanya Fozzard 1,820 64 756k 1.4M B.Fernandes (8) 2 (17)
23 (-1) It was me, Diouf! 🏆✅ Matthew Quigley 💎 1,817 55 794k 3.5M B.Fernandes (8) WC 12 (12)
24 (-1) KingEthanResurgence 🏆✅ Ethan Barker 1,816 67 811k 908k B.Fernandes (8) 1 (8)
25 (+2) Jack Wick 🏆✅ Kieran Blakemore 🔮 1,809 65 903k 1.1M B.Fernandes (8) WC 13 (34)
26 (+2) Estève the Best 🏆✅ William Pinnington 1,807 68 932k 709k B.Fernandes (8)
27 (-2) You Shall Not Pass 🏆✅ Thomas Allan 1,805 63 964k 1.4M B.Fernandes (8)
28 (+2) Areola Grande 🏆❌ Ben Atkinson 1,802 63 1.0M 1.6M Szoboszlai (10) 1 (2)
29 (+5) Livin Saliba Loca 🏆✅ Joel Currie 1,792 61 1.2M 1.8M Haaland (4)
30 (-1) ABCDE FC 🏆✅ Ben Pelling 💎 1,782 51 1.3M 4.9M B.Fernandes (8)
31 (+5) Wirtz comes to Wirtz 🏆✅ Adam Fenton 1,778 57 1.4M 3.1M B.Fernandes (8) 1 (9)
32 (-6) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC 🏆✅ Joe Pashley 1,775 37 1.5M 9.7M Haaland (4)
33 (+6) Fidler utd 🏆✅ Jack Fidler 1,770 54 1.6M 3.8M B.Fernandes (8) WC 15 (1)
34 (+7) Palmer Sutra 🏆✅ Sarah Frame 1,765 61 1.7M 1.8M B.Fernandes (8)
35 (-3) Stach My Ants On 🏆✅ Reece Smith 1,765 37 1.7M 9.7M B.Fernandes (8)
36 (-1) French's Fruitshoots 🏆✅ Matthew French 1,761 58 1.7M 2.8M B.Fernandes (8) 1 (14)
37 (+5) Diogo's on Fire 🏆❌ Ashley Long 1,755 57 1.9M 3.2M Haaland (4) 3 (-5)
38 Pickled Cirkin FC 🏆❌ Helen Bamford 1,754 47 1.9M 6.6M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
39 (-2) Victor Moses' Lawn 🏆✅ James Ball 1,754 42 1.9M 8.4M B.Fernandes (8) 2 (3)
40 (+3) Alfa Romero 🏆✅ Rob Sutton 1,751 50 1.9M 5.3M B.Fernandes (8) WC 11 (11)
41 (-8) Andy's Annihilators 🏆✅ Andy Bewick 1,751 43 2.0M 6.7M B.Fernandes (8) 2 (7) H
42 (-2) Could be Wirtz 🏆✅ Harvey Skelton 1,750 46 2.0M 6.7M Haaland (4)
43 (+2) Sloan Rangers 🏆❌ Jordan Sloan 1,746 FH 56 2.1M 3.2M Haaland (4) 5 (10)
44 Old Havertz Kai Hard 🏆✅ Owen Wilmot 1,741 48 2.2M 6.0M Havertz (2)
45 (+9) Dynamo Chicken Kiev 🏆✅ Toby Haworth 1,738 68 2.2M 783k Haaland (4) 1 (4)
46 (+6) Wakey Madueke 🏆✅ Nathan Duke 1,737 59 2.3M 2.3M B.Fernandes (8) WC 7 (11)
47 (+4) Ha-Cunha Mateta 🏆❌ Patrick Jinks 1,733 54 2.3M 4.1M B.Fernandes (8) 1 (4)
48 (-2) Slotty Too Hotty 🏆✅ Jamie Boswell 1,731 BB 57 2.4M 2.9M B.Fernandes (8)
49 (+4) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C 🏆✅ Adam Shorthose 🧠 1,730 58 2.4M 2.6M TC B.Fernandes (12)
50 Toe Punt United 🏆❌ Tim Roberts 1,728 53 2.5M 4.5M Haaland (4) 2 (3)
51 (+4) Can't Get Any Wirtz 🏆✅ Joe Orr 1,727 68 2.5M 709k B.Fernandes (8)
52 (-5) Saliba la Vida Loca 🏆✅ Matthew Wiggins 1,727 36 2.5M 10.2M B.Fernandes (8) 1 (3)
53 (+3) Gizzers FC 🏆❌ Jacob Gisby 1,719 54 2.7M 3.8M B.Fernandes (8)
54 (+6) Out on Bale 🏆✅ Ben Shaw 1,710 67 2.9M 821k Gabriel (8)
55 (+2) Winning it 🏆❌ Jonathan Pollard 1,702 43 3.1M 7.7M Haaland (4) 💀
56 (+3) McKennaBall 🏆✅ Kieran Sabine 1,699 49 3.1M 6.0M Wirtz (12) 3 (19)
57 (+5) HUGO's BOSS LA 🏆❌ Connor Christian 1,693 59 3.3M 2.3M B.Fernandes (8)
58 (-10) Wirtz Case Scenario 🏆✅ Nikhil Thapar 1,692 65 3.3M 1.1M B.Fernandes (8) WC 5 (5)
59 (-1) Palmer Violets 🏆❌ James Carr 1,687 34 3.4M 10.5M Palmer (8) 💀
60 (+7) Isaked in the mornin 🏆✅ Josh Wilkin 🥊 1,685 BB 65 3.5M 1.2M B.Fernandes (8) 3 (4)
61 (+2) ddd 🏆❌ Maciek Kalka 1,681 51 3.6M 4.9M Virgil (18)
62 (+3) Hakuna Juan Mata 🏆✅ Taylor Cousins 1,678 55 3.7M 3.8M B.Fernandes (8) 4 (7)
63 (+1) isak at this 🏆❌ Ludo Mccormick 1,678 45 3.7M 7.3M Virgil (18) 1 (2)
64 (+7) Cheese FC 🏆✅ Edward Capper 1,675 59 3.7M 2.3M Haaland (4) 💀
65 (-4) Locomotiv Margate FC 🏆✅ Sam Watkins 1,673 37 3.8M 9.7M Haaland (4) 💀
66 Flo, Mo & Bros 🏆❌ Luke Scamp 1,670 49 3.9M 5.6M Semenyo (4)
67 (+10) Blink 1-Eto'o 🏆✅ James Leaper 1,663 75 4.0M 222k Haaland (4) 💀
68 (+2) Pistol Wallace 🏆✅ Nick Sweeting 1,660 56 4.1M 3.2M Semenyo (4)
69 (+4) I Baleba Can Fly 🏆✅ Daniel Cornwall 1,658 53 4.2M 4.5M Rogers (10) 5 (13)
70 (+2) A-Cunha Matata 🏆✅ Holly Bradburn 1,654 48 4.3M 6.0M Semenyo (4)
71 (+11) SaughallXI 🏆✅ Curtis French 1,654 76 4.3M 185k Haaland (4)
72 (+2) Titus Shambles 🏆❌ Harry Everett 1,652 BB 49 4.3M 6.0M Cunha (2) 4 (15)
73 (-42) Coming up for Blair 🏆❌ Jeremy Webb 1,651 41 4.4M 8.4M João Pedro (4)
74 (+5) Wizard 🏆❌ Max Allars 1,650 64 4.4M 1.3M Haaland (4)
75 (-6) ping-frim-pong-fc 🏆❌ Archie Ainsworth 1,648 24 4.4M 12.3M Haaland (4) 💀
76 (-8) Tilbs United 🏆❌ Josh Tilbury 1,639 23 4.6M 12.4M Haaland (4) 💀
77 (+3) Ben Doakver 🏆✅ Liam Spurgeon 1,637 51 4.7M 4.9M B.Fernandes (8)
78 (-3) Ballon D’oyle 🏆✅ Eddie Doyle 1,637 55 4.7M 3.8M Rice (8) 2 (2)
79 (+2) It Wirtz when I wee 🏆✅ Nathan Munday 1,634 65 4.8M 1.1M Haaland (4) WC 12 (23)
80 (-4) King Sergej 🏆❌ Aidan Fleming 1,629 39 4.9M 9.1M Haaland (4) 💀
81 (+4) Frimping-pong 🏆✅ Thomas Sutton 1,625 52 5.0M 4.6M Haaland (4) 💀
82 (+1) Mersey-cry-siders 🏆❌ Jamie Gibbons 1,624 43 5.0M 7.7M J.Timber (0) 💀
83 (-34) itsJasoneBournemouth 🏆✅ Jordan Hookins 1,624 70 5.0M 599k Van Hecke (10) 4 (-8)
84 (+4) Dani Calafiornia 🏆❌ Alex Bamford 1,623 57 5.0M 2.9M Haaland (4) 💀
85 (-7) Lord Elronaldinio 🏆❌ Ellen Phillpot 🐓 1,623 32 5.0M 11.2M Semenyo (4) 5 (-4)
86 (-2) Red Nose Reijnders 🏆✅ Greg Houghton 🧑‍🔬 1,623 48 5.0M 6.3M Haaland (4) 2 (3)
87 (-1) Levy La Vida Loca 🏆❌ Dominika Skowronska 1,610 39 5.3M 9.1M Haaland (4) 💀
88 (+1) Wirtz Team Possible 🏆❌ Luke Cornwall 1,610 51 5.4M 4.9M Haaland (4)
89 (+1) Snoop Udogie Dogg 🏆✅ Marcus Perry 1,590 51 5.8M 4.9M Watkins (4) 💀
90 (+1) Haut de la Gaard 🏆❌ Cédric Vallée 1,588 62 5.9M 1.6M Rice (8)
91 (-4) 'tis Friday then? 🏆❌ Matthew Phillips 1,581 24 6.1M 12.3M B.Fernandes (8) 💀
92 (+1) Kabomination 🏆✅ Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,573 62 6.2M 1.6M M.Salah (16) 💀
93 (+7) Billy Boy Raiders 🏆❌ George Imbert 1,559 FH 72 6.6M 372k Guéhi (30) 1 (3)
94 (-2) Chupa Matetas 🏆❌ Sam Romeu 💎 1,559 54 6.6M 3.8M Haaland (4) 💀
95 (+1) Sloppykloppy 🏆✅ James Cushen 1,555 56 6.6M 3.2M Gyökeres (10)
96 (-2) klopp till you drop 🏆✅ Adam French 1,548 49 6.8M 5.6M J.Timber (0)
97 Paqueta Crisps 🏆❌ Jacob Slater 1,529 30 7.2M 11.4M Haaland (4) 💀
98 (-3) Jurásek Park 🏆❌ James White 1,524 28 7.3M 11.8M Haaland (4) 💀
99 (+2) Pending Domination 🏆✅ Euan Hodgson 1,515 45 7.5M 7.0M Haaland (4) 💀
100 (-2) Caravan Lickers 🏆✅ Jacob Clipsham 1,513 49 7.6M 5.6M João Pedro (4)
101 (-2) ALISSON WONDERLAND 🏆❌ Ronald Cvek 1,510 18 7.6M 12.8M Haaland (4) 💀
102 (+1) Always look up! 🏆✅ Mr Mcfarlane 1,503 43 7.7M 7.7M M.Salah (16) 💀
103 (-1) Ampadu-du 🏆❌ Aldo Ventresca 1,502 46 7.8M 6.7M Gyökeres (10) 💀
104 360NoPope 🏆❌ Sam Collins 💎 1,407 48 9.4M 6.0M M.Salah (16) 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood 🏆❌ Tom Newman 1,308 39 10.7M 9.1M Isak (2) 💀
🥚 Wengaboys 🏆❌ Nye Johnson 💎 1,295 47 10.8M 6.3M M.Salah (16) 💀

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