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🏆 GW4 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

101 pts

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

31 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

8×⚽️

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Romero

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+50 places

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-48 places

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

420 BPS

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.6'

Kabomination
Kajan Kugananthajothy

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

isak at this
Ludo Mccormick

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

91

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

26

Dont Hinshel My Wood
Tom Newman

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+45 pts

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-16 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon M.Salah 47.2% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 21.7% 13pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 5.7% 7pts
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 5.7% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Gakpo 2.8% 3pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Sánchez 25.5% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Sels 11.3% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Raya 10.4% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 8.5% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Henderson 7.5% 6pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Van de Ven 33.0% 14pts
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 29.2% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Pedro Porro 28.3% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Guéhi 27.4% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Gabriel 23.6% 9pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon M.Salah 66.0% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Reijnders 40.6% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Grealish 38.7% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Semenyo 36.8% 13pts
5th Kit Icon Gakpo 25.5% 3pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon João Pedro 73.6% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 34.9% 13pts
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 32.1% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Gyökeres 22.6% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Mateta 19.8% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon LIV Attack 201% 3.9pts
2ndKit Icon CHE Attack 114% 6.2pts
3rdKit Icon MCI Attack 98% 5.9pts
4thKit Icon TOT Defence 70% 10.0pts
5thKit Icon ARS Defence 56% 7.4pts
6thKit Icon CHE Defence 55% 1.8pts
7thKit Icon CRY Defence 55% 5.8pts
8thKit Icon EVE Attack 55% 2.5pts
9thKit Icon TOT Attack 50% 2.3pts
10thKit Icon ARS Attack 48% 4.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Romero +12.0pts Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton 		12pts : 90 mins Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Caicedo +11.5pts Dynamo Chicken Kiev
Toby Haworth 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Andersen +9.3pts Saliba la Vida Loca
Matthew Wiggins 		10pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Woltemade +9.0pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		9pts : 64 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon P.M.Sarr +7.8pts Lord Elronaldinio
Ellen Phillpot 		8pts : 90 mins Goal Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

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Grealish in GW4

Everton: Drew 0-0 at home to Aston Villa.

Grealish: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Guéhi in GW4

Crystal Palace: Drew 0-0 at home to Sunderland.

Guéhi: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Semenyo in GW4

Bournemouth: Won 2-1 at home to Brighton.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Senesi in GW4

Bournemouth: Won 2-1 at home to Brighton.

Senesi: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Enzo in GW4

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 away to Brentford.

Enzo: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9
Kit Icon Grealish 34 7.7 2liv (5.4) WHU (7.1) CRY (4.9) mci (5.4) TOT (5.3)
Kit Icon Guéhi 20 7.7 6whu (6.2) LIV (4.8) eve (5.3) BOU (5.5) ars (4.6)
Kit Icon Semenyo 18 7.0 13NEW (6.5) lee (9.3) FUL (6.8) cry (5.7) NFO (7.9)
Kit Icon Senesi 16 8.7 3NEW (7.2) lee (16.0) FUL (8.0) cry (7.0) NFO (7.5)
Kit Icon Enzo 14 8.7 4mun (6.1) BHA (5.9) LIV (5.1) nfo (6.1) SUN (4.7)

Transferred Out:

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Palmer in GW4

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 away to Brentford.

Palmer: 34 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Watkins in GW4

Aston Villa: Drew 0-0 away to Everton.

Watkins: 82 mins

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Wan-Bissaka in GW4

West Ham: Lost 0-3 at home to Spurs.

Wan-Bissaka: Did not play.

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Marc Guiu in GW4

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 away to Brentford.

Marc Guiu: Did not play.

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Wirtz in GW4

Liverpool: Won 0-1 away to Burnley.

Wirtz: 86 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9
Kit Icon Palmer ⚠️ 20 2.3 7mun (3.3) BHA (3.7) LIV (3.3) nfo (3.8) SUN (3.1)
Kit Icon Watkins 15 2.0 2sun (4.4) FUL (5.0) BUR (6.2) tot (4.8) MCI (5.0)
Kit Icon Wan-Bissaka 11 0.0 xCRY (3.4) eve (3.5) ars (3.0) BRE (3.6) lee (7.4)
Kit Icon Marc Guiu 11 0.7 xmun (1.1) BHA (1.1) LIV (1.1) nfo (1.1) SUN (1.1)
Kit Icon Wirtz 10 2.7 3EVE (4.1) cry (3.9) che (3.9) MUN (4.4) bre (4.2)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW4 Score
WC1 ddd Maciek Kalka 101
WC1 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 95
WC1 Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 88
FH Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 85
WC1 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 85
FH Ass Kickers Utd III David French 85
WC1 Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 80
WC1 Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 79
WC1 Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 79
WC1 Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 79
WC1 French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 79
FH Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 75
WC1 itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 74
WC1 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 72
WC1 Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 72
WC1 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 72
WC1 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 71
WC1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 70
WC1 I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 70
WC1 Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 68
WC1 Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 63
WC1 Out on Bale Ben Shaw 60
WC1 isak at this Ludo Mccormick 60
WC1 HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 58
WC1 Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 54

League Table

League Table:

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW4) Rank (GW4) Captain Trans.
1 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 282 FH 85 52k 515k M.Salah (18) 8 (12)
2 (+3) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 276 82 97k 900k João Pedro (14) 1 (1)
3 dan Daniel Jarred 274 76 115k 2.0M Gakpo (6) 1 (-2)
4 (+19) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 262 90 337k 229k Haaland (26) 1 (5)
5 (-1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 262 65 341k 5.4M Haaland (26) 1 (5)
6 Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 261 78 391k 1.6M Ekitiké (4) 1 (-1)
7 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 255 67 602k 4.7M Haaland (26) 1 (2)
8 (+51) ddd Maciek Kalka 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 🔮 254 101 629k 19k Haaland (26) WC 7 (45)
9 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 🧠 253 71 677k 3.2M Gyökeres (12) WC 6 (15)
10 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 253 85 718k 515k Haaland (26) WC 14 (31)
11 (-9) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 252 52 747k 9.5M M.Salah (18) 1 (-1)
12 (+2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 251 75 780k 2.1M M.Salah (18)
13 (-2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 251 72 786k 3.1M M.Salah (18) 2 (8)
14 (+12) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 250 79 836k 1.3M M.Salah (18)
15 (+14) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 250 82 843k 932k Ekitiké (4) 2 (5)
16 (-8) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 247 63 1.0M 5.9M Haaland (26)
17 (+3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 247 74 1.0M 2.4M Haaland (26)
18 (+12) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 247 79 1.0M 1.3M Haaland (26) WC 7 (12)
19 (-4) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 247 71 1.0M 3.5M Haaland (26) 2 (6)
20 (+11) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 246 78 1.1M 1.6M M.Salah (18) 2 (4)
21 (-9) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 244 65 1.3M 5.4M Wirtz (6) 1 (3)
22 (-1) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 243 70 1.3M 3.7M Gyökeres (12) 1 (-1)
23 (+19) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 243 FH 85 1.3M 515k M.Salah (18) 22 (17)
24 (+19) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 243 85 1.4M 561k Haaland (26) 1 (5)
25 (-9) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 242 67 1.4M 4.5M Semenyo (26)
26 (+6) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 241 73 1.5M 2.8M M.Salah (18) 1 (4)
27 (-10) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 239 64 1.7M 5.6M Enzo (8)
28 (+10) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 235 70 2.1M 3.5M M.Salah (18) WC 13 (15)
29 (+24) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 235 78 2.1M 1.6M Semenyo (26) 1 (6)
30 (+4) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 235 72 2.1M 1.3M João Pedro (14) 3 (3) H H
31 (+4) klopp till you drop Adam French 234 68 2.2M 4.4M M.Salah (18) 1 (13)
32 (+30) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 233 82 2.2M 834k Haaland (26)
33 (+50) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 233 95 2.3M 74k M.Salah (18) WC 10 (24)
34 (+2) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 233 67 2.3M 4.8M M.Salah (18) 2 (5)
35 (-13) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 232 59 2.4M 7.3M Palmer (14)
36 (-12) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 232 60 2.4M 7.0M M.Salah (18)
37 (+2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 232 68 2.4M 4.4M M.Salah (18) 2 (15)
38 (+12) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 231 72 2.5M 2.9M Haaland (26) WC 7 (3)
39 (-2) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 231 69 2.6M 2.9M M.Salah (18) 2 (-7) H
40 (-27) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 230 52 2.6M 9.5M M.Salah (18) 1 (2)
41 (+15) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 230 80 2.6M 1.1M Haaland (26) WC 11 (21)
42 (-2) SaughallXI Curtis French 229 66 2.8M 5.0M M.Salah (18) 1 (6)
43 (+11) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 228 73 2.9M 2.8M M.Salah (18) 1 (0)
44 (+7) Estève the Best William Pinnington 227 69 3.0M 3.9M M.Salah (18)
45 (+39) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 226 88 3.1M 304k João Pedro (14) WC 19 (39)
46 (+11) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 226 72 3.1M 2.9M M.Salah (18) WC 8 (14)
47 (-3) Wizard Max Allars 226 64 3.1M 5.8M Enzo (8) 2 (5)
48 (+24) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 226 88 3.2M 333k Semenyo (26) 1 (12)
49 (-31) Palmer Violets James Carr 225 50 3.2M 9.8M Palmer (14)
50 (+23) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 225 79 3.2M 1.3M Haaland (26) WC 15 (5)
51 (-3) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 224 63 3.3M 5.9M Haaland (26)
52 (+18) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 222 79 3.6M 1.3M M.Salah (18) WC 10 (1)
53 (-34) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 222 52 3.6M 9.3M Grealish (4)
54 (-27) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 222 51 3.6M 9.7M Mateta (4) 1 (6)
55 (+19) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 221 75 3.7M 2.1M M.Salah (18)
56 (+8) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 221 FH 75 3.8M 2.1M M.Salah (18) 15 (22)
57 (+20) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 220 79 3.9M 1.3M Haaland (26) WC 23 (26)
58 (-6) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 220 62 3.9M 6.4M M.Salah (18) 1 (2)
59 (-14) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 219 57 4.0M 8.1M Richarlison (2) 1 (2)
60 (+15) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 219 77 4.1M 1.8M Haaland (26) 1 (3)
61 (-28) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 219 55 4.1M 8.7M João Pedro (14) 1 (8)
62 (+4) Cheese FC Edward Capper 218 69 4.2M 4.1M M.Salah (18) 2 (1)
63 (-17) Jurásek Park James White 218 56 4.2M 7.2M Haaland (26) 2 (-1) H
64 (+3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 216 67 4.4M 4.5M Haaland (26)
65 (-5) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 216 63 4.4M 5.9M Haaland (26)
66 (+12) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 215 70 4.5M 3.5M M.Salah (18) WC 9 (29)
67 (-20) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 215 57 4.6M 7.9M João Pedro (14)
68 (-5) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 215 68 4.6M 4.2M M.Salah (18) WC 7 (24)
69 (-28) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 215 56 4.6M 8.3M João Pedro (14)
70 (-45) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 213 41 4.9M 11.1M Ekitiké (4) 1 (2)
71 (-10) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 212 60 5.0M 7.0M M.Salah (18) WC 8 (-7)
72 (+8) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 211 67 5.1M 4.5M M.Salah (18)
73 (+19) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 🧑‍🔬 209 77 5.4M 1.7M Haaland (26)
74 (-5) chumpians Iain L 209 61 5.4M 6.9M Haaland (26) 2 (8)
75 (-20) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 206 51 5.8M 9.6M Grealish (4)
76 (+5) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 205 63 5.9M 5.9M M.Salah (18) WC 11 (7)
77 (-12) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 204 54 6.0M 8.8M Ekitiké (4) WC 11 (21)
78 (+12) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 204 71 6.0M 3.4M M.Salah (18) 1 (-1)
79 (-21) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 204 50 6.0M 9.9M M.Salah (18) 1 (6)
80 (+13) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 203 72 6.2M 3.2M M.Salah (18) 3 (8)
81 (+14) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 202 72 6.3M 2.9M M.Salah (18) WC 7 (23)
82 (+12) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 201 74 6.4M 2.5M M.Salah (18) 1 (5)
83 (+2) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 200 62 6.5M 6.4M M.Salah (18) 1 (-1)
84 (-16) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 198 49 6.7M 10.0M M.Salah (18)
85 (+1) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 198 61 6.7M 6.6M Wood (2)
86 (-37) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 198 38 6.7M 11.3M Gakpo (6) 1 (-4)
87 (+15) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 195 69 7.1M 4.0M M.Salah (18) 1 (5)
88 (-17) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 192 65 7.4M 5.5M Haaland (26) 2 (7)
89 (-61) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🐓 🤡 192 31 7.4M 9.8M Ekitiké (4) 6 (-16) H H H H H
90 (+6) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 191 63 7.5M 6.1M Reijnders (6) 1 (6)
91 (-9) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 191 51 7.5M 8.8M M.Salah (18) 2 (3) H
92 (-13) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 189 56 7.7M 8.4M M.Salah (18) 1 (2)
93 (-6) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 188 51 7.8M 7.6M Gakpo (6) 3 (8) H H
94 (-6) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 187 53 7.8M 9.2M M.Salah (18) 1 (2)
95 (-6) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 186 52 7.9M 9.3M M.Salah (18)
96 (+1) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 186 58 7.9M 7.6M Ekitiké (4) WC 9 (11)
97 (-6) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 186 57 7.9M 8.1M M.Salah (18) 1 (4)
98 (-22) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 183 37 8.2M 9.3M M.Salah (18) 7 (-5) H H H H
99 A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 178 51 8.5M 9.7M Enzo (8) 1 (1)
100 Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 174 47 8.7M 10.3M M.Salah (18)
101 (+2) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 173 53 8.8M 8.2M M.Salah (18) 2 (2) H
102 (-1) Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 172 45 8.9M 10.6M Raya (12)
103 (+2) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 🥊 170 60 9.0M 7.0M M.Salah (18) WC 11 (11)
104 (-6) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 166 74 9.2M 2.4M M.Salah (18) WC 9 (12)
105 (-1) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 159 48 9.5M 9.5M M.Salah (18) 2 (-3) H
🥚 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 103 65 11.0M 5.2M M.Salah (18)

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