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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW29 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

96 pts

Tungtungtung Saluhr
G Waller

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

28 pts

SaughallXI
Curtis French

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

9×⚽️

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

M.Salah (C)

Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+14 places

A-Cunha Matata
Holly Bradburn

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-13 places

SaughallXI
Curtis French

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

360 BPS

It was me, Diouf!
Matthew Quigley

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

20 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Can't Get Any Wirtz
Joe Orr

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟨 🟨 🟨

McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

120

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

49

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+23 pts

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-22 pts

Wirtz Case Scenario
Nikhil Thapar

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 36.8% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 17.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 14.2% 7pts
4th Kit Icon B.Fernandes 7.5% 8pts
5th Kit Icon M.Salah 4.7% 9pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 30.2% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon Dúbravka 19.8% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Pickford 17.0% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Petrović 5.7% 6pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 58.5% 11pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 47.2% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Virgil 36.8% 1pts
4th Kit Icon J.Timber 35.8% 13pts
5th Kit Icon Senesi 20.8% 11pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 67.0% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 56.6% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 38.7% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Rogers 36.8% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 24.5% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.4% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 49.1% 19pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 40.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 40.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 10.4% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 204% 3.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 132% 10.0pts
3rdKit Icon LIV Attack 104% 2.2pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 101% 5.1pts
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 85% 12.7pts
6thKit Icon ARS Attack 58% 2.6pts
7thKit Icon BRE Attack 58% 2.3pts
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 55% 1.0pts
9thKit Icon AVL Attack 46% 1.1pts
10thKit Icon BOU Defence 44% 9.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon M.Salah (C) +17.8pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		18pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +17.5pts Palmer Violets
James Carr 		18pts : 84 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Anderson +11.7pts Lego Botman
Oscar Murphy 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Summerville +10.8pts Always look up!
Mr Mcfarlane 		11pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Garner +9.3pts HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian 		10pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Ekitiké in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Ekitiké: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW29

Man City: Drew 2-2 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal

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Virgil in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Virgil: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Wilson in GW29

Fulham: Lost 0-1 at home to West Ham.

Wilson: Did not play.

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O.Dango in GW29

Brentford: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

O.Dango: 86 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34
Kit Icon Ekitiké 10 4.6 2TOT (5.8) bha (5.4) FUL (5.3) eve (5.2) CRY (5.1)
Kit Icon Semenyo 8 7.0 7whu (7.1) - (0.0) che (6.2) ARS (5.2) bur (7.6)
Kit Icon Virgil 7 7.2 1TOT (6.2) bha (6.0) FUL (6.2) eve (6.1) CRY (5.9)
Kit Icon Wilson ⚠️ 7 4.8 xnfo (4.9) BUR (7.0) liv (5.5) bre (5.7) AVL (5.6)
Kit Icon O.Dango 6 4.6 3WOL (5.3) lee (5.1) EVE (4.7) FUL (4.7) mun (4.8)

Transferred Out:

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Rice in GW29

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Brighton.

Rice: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Wirtz in GW29

Liverpool: Lost 2-1 away to Wolves.

Wirtz: Did not play.

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Haaland in GW29

Man City: Drew 2-2 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Haaland: 90 mins

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Mukiele in GW29

Sunderland: Won 0-1 away to Leeds.

Mukiele: Did not play.

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Enzo in GW29

Chelsea: Won 1-4 away to Aston Villa.

Enzo: 78 mins Assist Yellow Card

Player #Trans. Form GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33 GW34
Kit Icon Rice ⚠️ 9 5.2 3EVE (5.4) - (0.0) BOU (6.1) mci (5.7) NEW (6.1)
Kit Icon Wirtz ⚠️ 9 1.0 xTOT (2.5) bha (4.9) FUL (4.9) eve (4.9) CRY (4.7)
Kit Icon Haaland ⚠️ 7 4.8 2whu (6.0) - (0.0) che (6.3) ARS (5.1) bur (7.7)
Kit Icon Mukiele 6 0.8 xBHA (0.0) new (5.5) TOT (5.7) avl (5.5) NFO (5.7)
Kit Icon Enzo 5 2.2 4NEW (5.3) eve (5.2) MCI (4.9) MUN (5.4) bha (5.4)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW29 Score
WC Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 80
WC Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 62
TC HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 62

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW29) Rank (GW29) Captain Trans.
1 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,798 64 6984 3.7M B.Fernandes (16)
2 (-1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,794 46 8689 8.9M Haaland (4) 1 (4)
3 (+3) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,787 80 11k 826k Semenyo (14) WC 8 (-4)
4 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,785 81 13k 730k Semenyo (14)
5 (-2) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,781 52 15k 7.0M B.Fernandes (16)
6 (+1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,754 65 51k 3.6M Ekitiké (4) 2 (11)
7 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,745 61 71k 4.6M Ekitiké (4) 1 (4)
8 (-3) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,741 50 83k 7.8M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
9 (+3) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 👑 1,727 96 133k 79k Haaland (4) 1 (0)
10 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,726 53 137k 6.7M Haaland (4)
11 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,719 54 170k 6.6M Haaland (4) 1 (-15)
12 (+3) chumpians Iain L 1,710 83 223k 562k Palmer (18)
13 Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,709 78 228k 1.1M Haaland (4) 2 (2)
14 (+2) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,696 77 328k 1.3M Semenyo (14) 1 (5)
15 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,691 64 369k 3.7M Haaland (4)
16 (-2) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,683 62 453k 4.4M Haaland (4) 2 (-20)
17 (-6) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,683 52 456k 7.0M Haaland (4)
18 (+3) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,666 67 654k 3.2M Haaland (4) 3 (1)
19 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,666 59 654k 5.0M Ekitiké (4)
20 (+2) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,663 82 702k 696k B.Fernandes (16) 1 (9)
21 (-2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,662 50 713k 7.8M Ekitiké (4) 2 (1)
22 (-4) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,658 42 768k 9.7M Semenyo (14)
23 (+5) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 🦴 1,652 86 870k 424k B.Fernandes (16) 4 (0)
24 (-1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,649 69 914k 2.7M Semenyo (14) 3 (5)
25 (+14) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,644 86 998k 369k Ekitiké (4)
26 (+7) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,636 71 1.1M 2.1M Haaland (4)
27 (+3) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,633 69 1.2M 1.9M Semenyo (14) 3 (10) H
28 (-4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,630 67 1.3M 3.1M Haaland (4) 1 (-4)
29 (+8) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,625 65 1.4M 3.6M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
30 (-5) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,623 44 1.4M 9.2M Haaland (4)
31 (+1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,622 59 1.4M 5.0M Haaland (4)
32 (+13) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,622 83 1.4M 611k João Pedro (38) 1 (3)
33 (-7) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,619 54 1.5M 6.6M Semenyo (14) 1 (2)
34 (-3) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 🧠 1,616 64 1.6M 3.9M Ekitiké (4) 2 (2)
35 (+9) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,613 71 1.6M 2.1M Szoboszlai (10)
36 (-9) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,613 44 1.6M 9.2M Haaland (4)
37 (+1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,611 64 1.7M 3.9M Haaland (4) 2 (13)
38 (-4) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,610 52 1.7M 7.0M Haaland (4)
39 (-10) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,609 63 1.7M 3.9M M.Salah (18)
40 (-5) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,603 50 1.9M 7.8M B.Fernandes (16) 1 (-12)
41 (-5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,597 63 2.0M 4.1M Ekitiké (4) 1 (0)
42 (+10) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,595 78 2.1M 1.2M Haaland (4) 3 (22)
43 (+7) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,595 77 2.1M 1.3M Semenyo (14) 1 (-12)
44 (-3) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,593 47 2.1M 8.6M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
45 (-2) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,590 62 2.2M 4.2M Semenyo (14) WC 3 (10)
46 (-4) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,588 38 2.2M 10.6M Haaland (4)
47 (-1) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,588 61 2.2M 4.4M Rice (6)
48 ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,582 55 2.4M 6.1M Haaland (4) 💀
49 (-2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,579 54 2.5M 6.4M Havertz (2)
50 (+7) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,578 78 2.5M 1.0M Palmer (18)
51 (+3) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,574 71 2.6M 2.3M Haaland (4) 2 (10)
52 (+3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,571 64 2.7M 3.7M Ekitiké (4)
53 (-2) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,567 49 2.8M 7.8M Ekitiké (4)
54 (-1) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,565 57 2.9M 5.5M Haaland (4)
55 (+1) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,564 61 2.9M 4.7M Gabriel (22) 2 (3)
56 (+7) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 🥊 1,557 77 3.1M 1.2M João Pedro (38)
57 (+4) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,545 62 3.4M 4.4M TC Ekitiké (6) 1 (2)
58 (+2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,544 56 3.5M 5.8M Semenyo (14)
59 (+12) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,544 86 3.5M 404k Ekitiké (4) 1 (0)
60 (-1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,542 55 3.5M 6.4M Ekitiké (4) 3 (6)
61 (+8) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,532 72 3.8M 1.9M Rogers (2)
62 (+2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,528 59 3.9M 5.0M Haaland (4) 💀
63 (-1) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,528 51 3.9M 7.5M Virgil (2) 2 (14)
64 (+8) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,523 65 4.1M 3.4M Haaland (4) 💀
65 (+16) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,523 83 4.1M 562k J.Timber (26) 💀
66 (+4) Wizard Max Allars 1,523 63 4.1M 4.1M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
67 (-9) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 🤡 1,518 70 4.2M 1.7M Ekitiké (4) 2 (-22) H
68 (+11) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,516 72 4.3M 1.9M Haaland (4) 💀
69 (-29) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,516 78 4.3M 711k Semenyo (14) 2 (1) H
70 (+13) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,515 82 4.3M 642k João Pedro (38)
71 (-5) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,513 53 4.4M 6.7M Haaland (4) 💀
72 (-7) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,513 48 4.4M 8.1M Ekitiké (4)
73 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,512 63 4.4M 3.9M Haaland (4) 💀
74 (-7) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,512 50 4.4M 7.8M Cunha (4) 2 (3)
75 Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,510 68 4.5M 2.9M Ekitiké (4) 1 (5)
76 (+11) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,505 72 4.6M 1.9M Haaland (4) 💀
77 (-1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,503 69 4.7M 2.5M Semenyo (14)
78 (+7) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,501 74 4.7M 1.7M B.Fernandes (16) 2 (2)
79 (-2) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 🔮 1,500 61 4.8M 4.7M B.Fernandes (16) 3 (23)
80 (+6) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,497 62 4.8M 4.2M Haaland (4) 💀
81 (-7) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,496 60 4.9M 4.9M Semenyo (14) 1 (3)
82 (-9) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,490 41 5.1M 10.2M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
83 (-1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,483 45 5.3M 9.2M Ekitiké (4) 1 (8)
84 (-4) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,481 57 5.3M 5.7M Semenyo (14) 1 (1)
85 (-7) SaughallXI Curtis French 🐓 1,475 28 5.5M 11.8M Szoboszlai (10) 2 (0) H
86 (-2) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,473 37 5.5M 10.8M Haaland (4)
87 (-38) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,467 72 5.7M 1.9M Semenyo (14)
88 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,465 45 5.8M 8.9M Ekitiké (4)
89 (+1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,453 67 6.1M 3.0M Haaland (4) 💀
90 (+4) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,451 62 6.1M 4.2M Watkins (2) 💀
91 (+8) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,441 75 6.4M 1.5M Haaland (4) 💀
92 (-3) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,438 50 6.5M 7.5M B.Fernandes (16) 💀
93 (+3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,435 51 6.6M 7.3M M.Salah (18) 💀
94 (-3) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,435 47 6.6M 8.4M Guéhi (2) 💀
95 (-3) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,431 44 6.7M 9.4M Ekitiké (4) 2 (3)
96 (-3) Jurásek Park James White 1,428 42 6.7M 9.7M Haaland (4) 💀
97 (-2) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,420 39 7.0M 10.4M Ekitiké (4)
98 (+4) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 🧑‍🔬 1,411 76 7.2M 1.3M M.Salah (18)
99 (-2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,410 48 7.2M 8.1M Haaland (4) 💀
100 (+1) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham ⚽️ 1,405 82 7.3M 696k João Pedro (38) 1 (-3)
101 (-1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,402 36 7.4M 11.0M Gyökeres (2)
102 (-4) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,397 27 7.5M 12.3M Haaland (4) 💀
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,365 50 8.2M 7.5M Gyökeres (2) 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,290 48 9.6M 8.1M M.Salah (18) 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,209 63 10.6M 3.9M M.Salah (18) 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,174 63 11.0M 3.9M Raya (14) 💀

League Graphs

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