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👑 King

Best GW

90 pts

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

15 pts

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Jose Maureen ya know
Simon Owen

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Mavropanos (TC)

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+0 places

The H-Team
Horatio Turner

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

+0 places

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

336 BPS

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

12 pts

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

82.9'

Shoroddieroddie FC
Jacob Roddie

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

Gyök Tuah
Oscar Readwin

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

89

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

29

Dynamo Chicken Kiev
Toby Haworth

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+24 pts

Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-5 pts

Livin Saliba Loca
Joel Currie

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 30.2%
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 22.6% 14pts
3rd Kit Icon M.Salah 8.5% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Semenyo 8.5% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Bowen 4.7% 12pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 18.9%
2nd Kit Icon Darlow 12.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Pickford 11.3% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Roefs 11.3% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 61.3% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 34.9% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Senesi 26.4% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Hill 18.9% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Tarkowski 17.0% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 66.0% 14pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 51.9% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Wilson 25.5% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Cherki 19.8% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 16.0% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 46.2%
2nd Kit Icon Bowen 35.8% 12pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 27.4% 2pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 26.4% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Welbeck 22.6% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 183% 2.1pts
2ndKit Icon MUN Attack 107% 9.4pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 98% 0.7pts
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 61% 2.0pts
5thKit Icon BOU Defence 58% 2.8pts
6thKit Icon CHE Attack 58% 1.8pts
7thKit Icon BHA Attack 48% 1.3pts
8thKit Icon WHU Attack 45% 10.0pts
9thKit Icon LIV Defence 42% 1.8pts
10thKit Icon BRE Attack 34% 2.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Mavropanos (TC) +23.7pts Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford 		24pts : 90 mins Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Palmer (C) +17.9pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		18pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Flemming (C) +17.9pts Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore 		18pts : 84 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Dorgu +17.7pts Un-Baleba-ble
Faysal Miah 		18pts : 61 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Mateta (C) +13.9pts klopp till you drop
Adam French 		14pts : 13 mins Goal 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Bowen in GW38

West Ham: Won 3-0 at home to Leeds.

Bowen: 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

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Enzo in GW38

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Sunderland.

Enzo: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Richarlison in GW38

Spurs: Won 1-0 at home to Everton.

Richarlison: 72 mins

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M.Salah in GW38

Liverpool: Drew 1-1 at home to Brentford.

M.Salah: 73 mins Assist 1 Bonus

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Senesi in GW38

Bournemouth: Drew 1-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Senesi: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW38
Kit Icon Bowen 17 5.6 12
Kit Icon Enzo 7 6.0 1
Kit Icon Richarlison 7 4.8 2
Kit Icon M.Salah 6 1.6 6
Kit Icon Senesi 5 7.0 2

Transferred Out:

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Haaland in GW38

Man City: Lost 1-2 at home to Aston Villa.

Haaland: Did not play.

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Saka in GW38

Arsenal: Won 1-2 away to Crystal Palace.

Saka: Did not play.

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Thiago in GW38

Brentford: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Thiago: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW38

Chelsea: Lost 2-1 away to Sunderland.

João Pedro: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Cherki in GW38

Man City: Lost 1-2 at home to Aston Villa.

Cherki: 32 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW38
Kit Icon Haaland 10 5.4 x
Kit Icon Saka 8 4.8 x
Kit Icon Thiago 7 2.6 2
Kit Icon João Pedro ⚠️ 6 2.8 1
Kit Icon Cherki 5 2.4 1

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW38 Score
WC Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 90
BB dan Daniel Jarred 86
BB Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 73
WC Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 72
BB Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 70
BB Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 70
TC Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 69
TC Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 61
BB KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 60
TC Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 59
TC Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 55
BB Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 54
BB Estève the Best William Pinnington 44
BB Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 44
BB Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 44
BB Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 42
FH Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 41
BB Out on Bale Ben Shaw 37
BB Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 37
BB Sloppykloppy James Cushen 25

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW38) Rank (GW38) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 2,430 68 3721 N/A B.Fernandes (28) 12/12 1 (12)
2 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,426 BB 70 4911 N/A M.Salah (12) 12/15 4 (6)
3 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,409 55 5448 N/A Haaland (0) 10/13 1 (5)
4 (+2) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 2,386 62 18k N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 2 (21)
5 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,384 BB 60 19k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 13/16 2 (10) H
6 (-1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen ⚽️ 2,380 66 27k N/A Watkins (26) 8/12 2 (8)
7 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,371 56 25k N/A Tel (6) 12/12 2 (12)
8 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 2,338 59 80k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 12/12 1 (-1)
9 Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,337 56 75k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 12/12 1 (2)
10 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 2,332 56 86k N/A M.Salah (12) 12/12 2 (18)
11 (-1) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 2,294 39 148k N/A Bowen (24) 10/12 3 (4) H
12 Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 2,294 52 195k N/A M.Salah (12) 12/12 2 (18)
13 chumpians Iain L 2,282 48 231k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 11/12 1 (1)
14 (+7) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 👑 🦴 🔮 2,266 90 617k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 11/12 WC 9 (24)
15 (-1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 2,264 51 345k N/A Haaland (0) 9/13 1 (4)
16 Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 2,264 63 418k N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 2 (13)
17 (+7) dan Daniel Jarred 2,259 BB 86 639k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 12/16 2 (10)
18 (-3) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 2,249 45 400k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 12/12 3 (5) H
19 (-2) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 🥊 2,243 50 479k N/A Bowen (24) 11/12 2 (7) H
20 (+3) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 2,243 BB 73 667k N/A Haaland (0) 12/17 4 (18)
21 (-3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 2,232 41 494k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 11/12 1 (0)
22 (-2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 2,224 55 681k N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 1 (0)
23 (+6) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 2,222 BB 70 845k N/A B.Fernandes (28) 12/16 3 (3)
24 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 2,215 47 685k N/A Haaland (0) 11/12
25 (+5) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 2,204 54 867k N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 1 (2)
26 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 2,199 50 878k N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 2 (1)
27 Estève the Best William Pinnington 2,196 BB 44 846k N/A Haaland (0) 12/17 1 (2)
28 (-9) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 🤡 2,182 17 717k N/A Haaland (0) 10/12 1 (-5)
29 (+3) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 2,177 50 1.1M N/A M.Salah (12) 12/12 2 (7)
30 (-4) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 2,165 43 1.2M N/A Haaland (0) 11/12 1 (1)
31 (+2) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 2,159 49 1.4M N/A Haaland (0) 11/12
32 (-1) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 2,154 30 1.2M N/A Haaland (0) 11/12 1 (-2)
33 (-11) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 2,153 45 1.4M N/A M.Salah (12) 12/12 6 (21) H H H H H
34 (+7) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 2,153 61 1.6M N/A B.Fernandes (28) 12/12 1 (11)
35 (+7) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 2,146 64 1.8M N/A Flemming (18) 10/12
36 (+1) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 2,139 47 1.6M N/A Bowen (24) 12/12 2 (8) H
37 (-1) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 2,135 35 1.5M N/A Haaland (0) 8/12
38 (+1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 2,134 BB 44 1.6M N/A Haaland (0) 11/17
39 (+1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 2,133 59 1.9M N/A TC Richarlison (6) 12/13 3 (0)
40 (-6) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 🐓 2,132 15 1.3M N/A Haaland (0) 8/13
41 (+4) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 2,130 47 1.7M N/A Richarlison (4) 12/12 1 (0)
42 (+4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 🧑‍🔬 2,114 55 2.1M N/A TC Mavropanos (24) 13/13
43 (+6) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 2,111 BB 44 2.0M N/A Raya (0) 11/17 1 (1)
44 (+7) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 2,111 57 2.2M N/A Haaland (0) 11/12 1 (10)
45 (+3) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 2,109 BB 42 2.0M N/A Haaland (0) 9/16 5 (14)
46 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 2,107 32 1.9M N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 💀
47 (-4) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 2,101 25 1.9M N/A Haaland (0) 10/13 1 (0)
48 (-13) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 2,100 58 2.4M N/A B.Fernandes (28) 11/12 1 (-2)
49 (+3) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 2,096 37 2.1M N/A Palmer (18) 10/12 💀
50 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 2,091 48 2.4M N/A Szoboszlai (4) 12/12
51 (+4) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 2,087 56 2.6M N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 1 (1)
52 (+4) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 2,072 52 2.8M N/A B.Fernandes (28) 10/12 💀
53 (+1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 2,070 58 3.0M N/A Haaland (0) 12/12 2 (2)
54 (+3) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 2,066 49 2.9M N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 1 (2)
55 (-8) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 2,065 29 2.5M N/A Haaland (0) 11/13
56 (+3) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 2,062 52 3.0M N/A Havertz (8) 12/12
57 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 2,058 55 3.1M N/A Szoboszlai (4) 12/12
58 (+6) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 2,053 56 3.2M N/A Minteh (2) 11/12
59 (+1) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 🧠 2,048 35 2.9M N/A O'Reilly (0) 12/12 2 (0) H
60 (+5) Cheese FC Edward Capper 2,045 60 3.5M N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 💀
61 (+1) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 2,043 33 3.0M N/A Haaland (0) 11/13
62 (-4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 2,042 34 3.0M N/A Haaland (0) 9/13
63 Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 2,028 FH 41 3.4M N/A Haaland (0) 12/12 17 (-27)
64 (+2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 2,020 BB 37 3.5M N/A Saka (0) 10/16 1 (1)
65 (+11) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 2,013 72 4.3M N/A Bowen (24) 11/12 WC 10 (16)
66 (-28) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 2,012 44 3.8M N/A Enzo (2) 12/12 4 (13) H H
67 Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 2,010 32 3.6M N/A Damsgaard (2) 12/12
68 (+4) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 2,007 49 4.0M N/A Haaland (0) 10/13 2 (-2)
69 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 2,006 49 4.0M N/A Haaland (0) 9/13 💀
70 (+5) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 2,002 50 4.1M N/A B.Fernandes (28) 10/12
71 (-2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 2,001 36 3.9M N/A Doku (2) 12/12
72 (-1) ddd Maciek Kalka 2,001 43 4.0M N/A Virgil (4) 11/12 💀
73 (-5) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,998 17 3.5M N/A Haaland (0) 6/12 💀
74 (-24) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,994 58 4.4M N/A B.Fernandes (28) 12/12 3 (-3)
75 (-1) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,987 37 4.2M N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 💀
76 (-6) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,986 42 4.3M N/A Cherki (2) 12/12
77 Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,981 41 4.4M N/A Haaland (0) 12/12
78 (+4) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,979 60 4.8M N/A Haaland (0) 12/12
79 (-1) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,976 38 4.4M N/A Palmer (18) 9/12 💀
80 (+3) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,975 69 5.0M N/A TC B.Fernandes (42) 13/13
81 Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,965 38 4.6M N/A Haaland (0) 11/13 💀
82 (+5) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,959 73 5.4M N/A Watkins (26) 11/12 💀
83 (-3) Wizard Max Allars 1,956 27 4.6M N/A Haaland (0) 10/13 💀
84 (-5) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,955 37 4.8M N/A Haaland (0) 12/12
85 Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,951 63 5.4M N/A Cherki (2) 12/12 1 (14)
86 (-2) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,948 BB 37 4.9M N/A Haaland (0) 12/17 5 (5)
87 (-1) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,934 34 5.1M N/A Haaland (0) 11/12 💀
88 (+2) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,931 61 5.7M N/A TC Enzo (3) 13/13 1 (0)
89 (-1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,927 47 5.5M N/A Haaland (0) 12/12 💀
90 (-1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,894 24 5.7M N/A Haaland (0) 8/12 💀
91 (+2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,894 60 6.4M N/A B.Fernandes (28) 9/12
92 (-1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,884 29 6.0M N/A Haaland (0) 10/12 💀
93 (-1) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,881 BB 54 6.5M N/A Palmer (18) 14/14 2 (-4) H
94 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,880 49 6.4M N/A M.Salah (12) 9/12 💀
95 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,854 BB 25 6.5M N/A Calvert-Lewin (4) 11/16 3 (3)
96 (+1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,847 27 6.6M N/A Guéhi (0) 8/12 💀
97 (-3) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,843 31 6.8M N/A Haaland (0) 10/13 💀
98 Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,830 33 7.1M N/A Grealish (0) 9/12 💀
99 Jurásek Park James White 1,820 44 7.4M N/A Haaland (0) 10/13 💀
100 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,805 28 7.4M N/A Haaland (0) 10/13 💀
101 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,783 29 7.8M N/A Haaland (0) 11/12 💀
102 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,761 30 8.1M N/A Gyökeres (2) 12/12 💀
103 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,735 41 8.7M N/A M.Salah (12) 12/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,688 59 9.6M N/A M.Salah (12) 12/12 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,580 33 10.5M N/A Isak (0) 11/13 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,547 37 10.8M N/A M.Salah (12) 11/12 💀

League Graphs

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