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🏆 GW23 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

69 pts

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

16 pts

Ballon D’oyle
Eddie Doyle

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Bowen (C)

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+11 places

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-14 places

Ballon D’oyle
Eddie Doyle

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

262 BPS

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

32 pts

Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

83.4'

Fidler utd
Jack Fidler

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

82

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

33

Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+17 pts

dan
Daniel Jarred

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-25 pts

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 67.0% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 6.6% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 3.8% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Thiago 3.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon M.Salah 3.8% 5pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 28.3% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Roefs 16.0% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Sánchez 15.1% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 10.4%
5th Kit Icon Kelleher 10.4% 1pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 50.0% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 42.5% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 35.8% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Chalobah 20.8% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Van de Ven 19.8% 7pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rice 44.3% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 41.5% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 41.5% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Wilson 34.9% 10pts
5th Kit Icon Foden 32.1% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 88.7% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 55.7% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 34.0% 1pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 21.7% 12pts
5th Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 20.8%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 259% 2.0pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 123% 1.0pts
3rdKit Icon LIV Attack 78% 1.8pts
4thKit Icon ARS Attack 76% 1.3pts
5thKit Icon BRE Attack 61% 1.9pts
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 61% 6.1pts
7thKit Icon AVL Attack 58% 7.8pts
8thKit Icon CHE Attack 50% 8.4pts
9thKit Icon CHE Defence 49% 3.8pts
10thKit Icon FUL Attack 40% 9.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Bowen (C) +23.5pts ddd
Maciek Kalka 		24pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Evanilson (C) +15.8pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		16pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Dorgu ⚠️ (C) +15.5pts Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore 		16pts : 80 mins Goal
Kit Icon Estêvão +13.0pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		13pts : 73 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Szoboszlai +12.8pts Lord Elronaldinio
Ellen Phillpot 		13pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

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B.Fernandes in GW23

Man Utd: Won 2-3 away to Arsenal.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins Assist

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Thiago in GW23

Brentford: Lost 0-2 at home to Nott'm Forest.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Gabriel in GW23

Arsenal: Lost 2-3 at home to Man Utd.

Gabriel: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Dorgu in GW23

Man Utd: Won 2-3 away to Arsenal.

Dorgu: 80 mins Goal

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Wirtz in GW23

Liverpool: Lost 3-2 away to Bournemouth.

Wirtz: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW23 GW24 GW25 GW26 GW27 GW28
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 14 4.4 5FUL (6.5) TOT (6.9) whu (7.4) eve (6.5) CRY (6.4)
Kit Icon Thiago 7 6.7 2avl (6.0) new (6.1) ARS (5.2) BHA (6.5) bur (7.6)
Kit Icon Gabriel 6 6.7 1lee (7.4) SUN (7.9) bre (6.9) tot (7.0) CHE (6.6)
Kit Icon Dorgu ⚠️ 4 6.2 8FUL (6.1) TOT (5.8) whu (6.5) eve (6.1) CRY (5.8)
Kit Icon Wirtz 4 6.3 2NEW (5.0) MCI (4.8) sun (5.2) nfo (5.2) WHU (5.6)

Transferred Out:

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Foden in GW23

Man City: Won 2-0 at home to Wolves.

Foden: 29 mins

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Matheus N. in GW23

Man City: Won 2-0 at home to Wolves.

Matheus N.: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Saka in GW23

Arsenal: Lost 2-3 at home to Man Utd.

Saka: 90 mins

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Woltemade in GW23

Newcastle: Lost 0-2 at home to Aston Villa.

Woltemade: 28 mins

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Cunha in GW23

Man Utd: Won 2-3 away to Arsenal.

Cunha: 21 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Player #Trans. Form GW23 GW24 GW25 GW26 GW27 GW28
Kit Icon Foden 9 1.8 1tot (5.5) liv (5.1) FUL (5.2) NEW (5.2) lee (5.8)
Kit Icon Matheus N. ⚠️ 6 5.0 11tot (4.6) liv (5.0) FUL (5.3) NEW (5.1) lee (5.5)
Kit Icon Saka 5 3.8 2lee (6.5) SUN (5.9) bre (5.9) tot (6.2) CHE (5.8)
Kit Icon Woltemade 5 2.0 1liv (4.0) BRE (4.0) tot (4.2) mci (3.8) EVE (4.0)
Kit Icon Cunha 4 5.2 9FUL (5.8) TOT (6.1) whu (6.7) eve (5.8) CRY (5.6)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW23 Score
TC Sloppykloppy James Cushen 54
BB Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 50
TC Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 48
TC Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 46
WC CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 42

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW23) Rank (GW23) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,423 41 2220 6.1M Rice (2) 12/12 1 (-4)
2 (-1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,413 18 3827 12.4M Haaland (2) 11/12
3 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,393 31 12k 10.0M Haaland (2) 12/12 1 (5)
4 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,384 23 19k 12.0M Haaland (2) 10/12 1 (3)
5 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,369 46 42k 3.7M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 1 (4)
6 (+3) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,352 54 91k 1.5M Haaland (2) 12/12 1 (-5)
7 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,351 33 93k 9.2M Saka (4) 12/12 1 (-2)
8 (-2) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,341 33 142k 9.2M Haaland (2) 10/12 1 (-1)
9 (-1) dan Daniel Jarred 🔮 1,333 26 189k 11.4M Haaland (2) 12/12 2 (17)
10 (+1) chumpians Iain L 1,325 36 250k 7.9M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (-4)
11 (-1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,319 17 306k 12.2M Haaland (2) 10/12 3 (-4) H
12 Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,314 30 351k 10.4M Haaland (2) 10/12 2 (2)
13 (+3) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,303 42 489k 5.3M Haaland (2) 12/12 2 (-10)
14 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,302 41 507k 5.4M Haaland (2) 12/12
15 (-1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,297 23 582k 11.8M Haaland (2) 10/12
16 (+5) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,295 49 607k 2.4M Haaland (2) 10/12
17 (+2) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,292 41 658k 5.4M Haaland (2) 11/12
18 (+4) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,292 43 675k 5.3M Haaland (2) 10/12 2 (9)
19 (+4) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,291 50 680k 2.4M Haaland (2) 12/12 1 (4)
20 (-3) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,290 33 690k 8.9M Haaland (2) 12/12
21 (+4) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,290 52 1.0M 8.5M Dorgu (16) 11/12
22 (-9) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,289 33 720k 9.3M Ekitiké (2) 11/12 2 (4)
23 (+1) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,285 47 779k 3.1M Semenyo (16) 12/12
24 (-6) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,280 24 879k 11.7M Haaland (2) 12/12
25 (+10) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,276 59 967k 732k Semenyo (16) 12/12 2 (12)
26 (-6) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,272 36 1.1M 8.4M Haaland (2) 12/12 1 (4)
27 CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 🤡 1,272 42 1.2M 8.5M Thiago (4) 10/12 WC 10 (-25)
28 (+4) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,270 48 1.1M 3.0M Semenyo (16) 11/12 2 (0)
29 (+2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,266 46 1.2M 3.4M Haaland (2) 11/12
30 Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,264 39 1.2M 6.3M Haaland (2) 12/12
31 (-5) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,263 31 1.3M 9.7M Haaland (2) 12/12
32 (-4) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,258 33 1.4M 9.3M Haaland (2) 10/12 2 (4)
33 Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,255 35 1.5M 8.9M Haaland (2) 12/12 3 (-1)
34 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,253 39 1.5M 6.3M Haaland (2) 12/12
35 (+9) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,253 56 1.5M 1.1M Haaland (2) 12/12 2 (-2)
36 (-7) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 🥊 1,249 43 2.0M 9.7M Haaland (2) 11/12
37 (-1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,246 41 1.7M 5.7M Haaland (2) 12/12 1 (3)
38 (-1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,245 36 1.8M 7.6M Haaland (2) 11/12
39 (+9) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,239 46 1.9M 3.7M TC Haaland (3) 13/13 1 (-1)
40 (+7) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,239 41 1.9M 5.4M Haaland (2) 12/12
41 (-1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,237 34 2.0M 8.8M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (-3)
42 (-4) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,236 47 2.1M 3.3M Haaland (2) 12/12 1 (-7)
43 (-2) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,234 31 2.1M 10.0M Haaland (2) 12/12 1 (3)
44 (+1) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,233 42 2.2M 5.4M Haaland (2) 12/12
45 (-3) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,229 27 2.3M 11.2M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (-7)
46 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,228 33 2.3M 8.0M Ekitiké (2) 12/12 2 (-3) H
47 (+5) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,228 50 2.3M 2.7M Haaland (2) 12/12 💀
48 (+1) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,224 45 2.4M 3.8M Haaland (2) 12/12
49 (+4) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,224 50 2.4M 2.2M Haaland (2) 12/12
50 (-11) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,221 33 2.5M 9.3M Thiago (4) 10/12 2 (-16)
51 (-1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,219 43 2.6M 4.9M Haaland (2) 12/12 2 (11)
52 (+14) ddd Maciek Kalka 👑 ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 1,208 69 3.0M 132k Bowen (24) 12/12 1 (-6)
53 (+1) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,205 32 3.2M 10.4M Haaland (2) 10/12 3 (-2)
54 (+3) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,203 42 3.5M 9.3M Haaland (2) 11/11 💀
55 (-4) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,200 37 3.6M 9.3M Haaland (2) 12/12 2 (-7) H
56 (+5) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,197 48 3.4M 3.1M Haaland (2) 12/12
57 (-1) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,195 25 3.5M 11.6M Thiago (4) 11/12 2 (4)
58 Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,194 35 3.7M 10.4M Haaland (2) 12/12
59 Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,193 38 3.5M 7.1M Neto (6) 11/12 3 (13)
60 (-5) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,193 30 3.5M 10.1M Haaland (2) 10/12
61 (+4) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,187 37 3.7M 7.2M Haaland (2) 12/12
62 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,184 37 3.9M 7.2M Haaland (2) 12/12
63 (-1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,184 32 4.1M 11.2M Thiago (4) 11/12
64 (+11) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,179 65 4.9M 5.4M João Pedro (24) 12/12
65 (+4) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,173 40 4.3M 6.2M Wirtz (4) 12/12 2 (5)
66 (+5) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,171 45 4.4M 4.1M Haaland (2) 11/12 💀
67 (+1) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,166 39 4.5M 6.3M Haaland (2) 12/12
68 (+6) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,159 41 5.1M 9.2M Ekitiké (2) 9/12 1 (1)
69 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 1,159 30 5.1M 12.1M Haaland (2) 11/12 5 (-15)
70 (+9) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,156 46 5.0M 4.1M Haaland (2) 12/12
71 (+1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,154 44 5.0M 4.9M Haaland (2) 11/12 💀
72 (+6) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,153 42 5.0M 4.9M Haaland (2) 11/12 💀
73 HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,153 32 5.0M 9.3M Ekitiké (2) 12/12
74 (+13) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,151 49 5.1M 2.4M M.Salah (10) 12/12 💀
75 (+6) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,147 48 5.2M 2.7M TC Haaland (3) 12/13
76 (+1) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,144 36 5.4M 8.4M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (-10)
77 (-34) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,140 BB 50 5.5M 2.4M Haaland (2) 14/15 1 (-5)
78 (+18) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,139 66 5.5M 201k Watkins (16) 11/12 💀
79 (+1) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,139 30 5.5M 10.1M Haaland (2) 11/12
80 (-16) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,139 28 5.5M 10.9M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (-3)
81 (+2) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,138 35 5.6M 8.5M Haaland (2) 11/12 💀
82 (-15) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 🐓 1,138 16 5.6M 12.6M Haaland (2) 11/12 1 (-6)
83 (+1) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,135 36 5.7M 8.9M Semenyo (16) 11/12
84 (-2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,133 39 5.7M 6.6M Foden (2) 12/12 1 (5)
85 (+5) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,132 43 5.8M 4.9M J.Timber (2) 11/11 💀
86 (-1) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,131 32 5.8M 9.3M Haaland (2) 12/12
87 (-11) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 🧠 1,131 34 5.8M 8.5M Haaland (2) 9/12
88 (+6) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,130 50 5.9M 3.4M Ekitiké (2) 11/12
89 (+6) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,128 53 6.2M 4.5M Ekitiké (2) 11/12
90 (-2) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,127 35 6.2M 11.6M Haaland (2) 10/12 3 (-1)
91 (+2) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,126 44 5.9M 3.0M Haaland (2) 12/12 2 (-4) H
92 (-1) Jurásek Park James White 1,124 39 6.2M 8.9M Haaland (2) 11/11 💀
93 (-7) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,123 36 6.0M 7.6M Wirtz (4) 12/12
94 (-5) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,116 40 6.3M 6.3M Haaland (2) 12/12 💀
95 (-3) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,115 36 6.3M 7.6M Haaland (2) 12/12 💀
96 (+1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,097 47 6.9M 3.3M M.Salah (10) 11/12 1 (1)
97 (+1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,089 60 7.1M 630k Guéhi (12) 12/12 2 (2)
98 (+2) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,085 58 7.4M 2.2M Haaland (2) 12/12 💀
99 (-39) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,084 33 7.3M 6.2M Guéhi (12) 11/12 3 (-12) H H
100 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,072 54 7.8M 3.1M TC Haaland (3) 12/13
101 (-2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 🦴 1,072 67 7.9M 997k Evanilson (16) 11/12
102 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,064 47 7.8M 3.4M Haaland (2) 12/12 💀
103 (+1) 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,018 53 9.1M 4.9M M.Salah (10) 11/12 💀
104 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,017 49 8.9M 2.4M Gyökeres (2) 10/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 884 45 11.0M 4.5M M.Salah (10) 12/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 855 52 11.3M 3.4M Raya (2) 12/12 💀

League Graphs

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