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🏆 GW10 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

68 pts

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

6 pts

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Barry

Knees Santos
Faysal Miah

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+14 places

James Milners Team
Alex Pawsey

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-15 places

Oops! I Did It Egan
Matthew Quigley

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

256 BPS

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

26 pts

That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

67.9'

Quantum of Tzolis
Joel Currie

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨

MainooPlays4ManU
Adam Shorthose

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

53

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

4

Oops! I Did It Egan
Matthew Quigley

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+11 pts

Cunha Matata
Holly Bradburn

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-15 pts

Iraolacoaster
Nikhil Thapar

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 75.5% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Isak 6.4%
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 4.3%
4th Kit Icon Evanilson 3.2%
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.1%

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 43.6% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 22.3%
3rd Kit Icon Donnarumma 8.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Kinsky 6.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 4.3% 10pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon De Cuyper 60.6%
2nd Kit Icon Calafiori 59.6% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 42.6% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 25.5% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Gabriel 21.3% 8pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 70.2%
2nd Kit Icon Groß 63.8%
3rd Kit Icon Tavernier 44.7%
4th Kit Icon Palmer 43.6%
5th Kit Icon Cherki 26.6% 9pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 93.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon N.Jackson 44.7%
3rd Kit Icon Evanilson 29.8%
4th Kit Icon Isak 22.3%
5th Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 18.1% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 213% 2.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 170% 6.6pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 126%
4thKit Icon BHA Defence 98%
5thKit Icon BHA Attack 80%
6thKit Icon BOU Attack 78%
7thKit Icon AVL Attack 53%
8thKit Icon LIV Attack 48%
9thKit Icon MCI Defence 47% 0.2pts
10thKit Icon ARS Attack 35% 5.6pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Barry +14.5pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		16pts : 90 mins 2 Goals Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Trafford +9.7pts Talk Wirtzy To Me
Curtis French 		10pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 4 Saves
Kit Icon Muharemović +9.1pts CigSmokers86
Ed Lees 		10pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Justin +8.9pts Isak-ly What I Need
Connor Christian 		9pts : 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall +8.5pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Evanilson in GW10

Bournemouth: Away to Ipswich Town.

Evanilson: Upcoming fixture.

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N.Jackson in GW10

Aston Villa: Away to Man Utd.

N.Jackson: Upcoming fixture.

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Van Hecke in GW10

Spurs: Lost 1-0 away to Leeds.

Van Hecke: 90 mins

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Tavernier in GW10

Bournemouth: Away to Ipswich Town.

Tavernier: Upcoming fixture.

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Isak in GW10

Liverpool: Away to Crystal Palace.

Isak: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
Kit Icon Evanilson 12 6.8 -NFO (6.0) ful (5.5) BHA (5.4) HUL (5.3) ars (5.4)
Kit Icon N.Jackson 9 6.6 -SUN (5.8) ips (6.3) EVE (5.1) CRY (5.9) cov (6.2)
Kit Icon Van Hecke 7 6.6 4IPS (6.4) sun (6.5) FUL (6.1) ARS (6.1) hul (6.1)
Kit Icon Tavernier 6 4.8 -NFO (6.3) ful (5.8) BHA (5.6) HUL (5.7) ars (5.8)
Kit Icon Isak 5 4.0 -MUN (6.2) eve (5.4) SUN (6.2) che (6.6) LEE (5.4)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW10

Chelsea: Away to Sunderland.

João Pedro: Upcoming fixture.

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Cherki in GW10

Man City: Lost 3-1 away to Nott'm Forest.

Cherki: 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

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Diop in GW10

Ipswich Town: Home to Bournemouth.

Diop: Upcoming fixture.

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Hall in GW10

Newcastle: Drew 1-1 away to Fulham.

Hall: 90 mins

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Calvert-Lewin in GW10

Leeds: Won 1-0 at home to Spurs.

Calvert-Lewin: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15
Kit Icon João Pedro 16 2.8 -LEE (0.0) nfo (5.5) CRY (5.8) LIV (5.2) mci (5.1)
Kit Icon Cherki 4 4.0 9FUL (5.1) ars (5.1) LEE (5.0) bre (5.0) CHE (6.0)
Kit Icon Diop 3 1.6 -tot (3.8) AVL (3.8) cov (3.9) lee (3.8) NEW (3.9)
Kit Icon Hall 3 3.0 4ARS (4.7) bha (4.6) MUN (4.8) SUN (4.9) ips (4.9)
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin ⚠️ 3 3.4 2che (4.6) COV (5.3) mci (4.6) IPS (5.4) liv (4.6)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW10 Score
BB KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 68
BB Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 42
BB Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 35
WC Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 27
BB Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 25
TC enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 23
WC Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 18
BB Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 11

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW10) Rank (GW10) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+4) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 696 BB 68 10k 7675 Haaland (4) 10/16 1 (0)
2 Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 692 37 13k 1.3M Haaland (4) 6/12
3 (-2) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 683 26 27k 4.7M Haaland (4) 6/12
4 (-1) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 679 24 36k 5.6M Haaland (4) 5/12
5 (+1) Farke Night Rises Jacob Roddie 667 40 81k 833k Haaland (4) 7/12
6 (-2) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 657 28 145k 4.1M Haaland (4) 5/12 1 (-4)
7 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 650 28 205k 3.9M Haaland (4) 6/12
8 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 644 22 281k 6.9M Haaland (4) 5/12 2 (3)
9 IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 637 32 378k 2.7M Haaland (4) 7/12 2 (-7)
10 Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 636 32 394k 2.6M Isak (0) 4/12 1 (-5)
11 (+6) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 635 BB 42 454k 833k Haaland (4) 8/16
12 (+4) The H-Team Horatio Turner 633 35 447k 1.7M Haaland (4) 6/12
13 (+8) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 628 33 548k 2.2M Haaland (4) 6/12
14 (+15) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 627 43 566k 538k Haaland (4) 7/12
15 (-1) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 626 25 597k 5.4M Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (2)
16 (+2) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 624 31 637k 2.7M Haaland (4) 6/12
17 (+14) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 624 43 1.1M 4.6M Haaland (4) 7/12 2 (0)
18 (-3) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 623 24 666k 5.9M Haaland (4) 5/12 1 (0)
19 (-8) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 620 16 733k 9.1M Haaland (4) 5/12
20 (-8) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 618 16 794k 9.4M Isak (0) 4/12 3 (-2)
21 (+6) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 617 32 821k 2.6M Calafiori (12) 6/12 1 (0)
22 (-9) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 616 14 857k 9.9M Haaland (4) 5/12 1 (-2)
23 (+1) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 615 BB 25 885k 3.8M Haaland (4) 7/16 2 (-12) H
24 (-4) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 615 23 885k 6.1M TC Haaland (6) 6/13
25 (+5) UTT Aidan Fleming 615 31 1.1M 5.1M Haaland (4) 9/12
26 (-4) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 613 18 927k 8.6M Rogers (0) 5/12 1 (0)
27 (-2) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 612 24 960k 5.9M Haaland (4) 5/12 1 (-2)
28 (-5) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 611 18 988k 8.3M Haaland (4) 5/12
29 (+3) FFS FC David French 610 34 1.0M 1.9M Haaland (4) 6/12
30 (-2) Take my breath (a) James Carr 608 23 1.1M 6.1M Haaland (4) 7/12
31 (+6) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 🧠 608 34 1.1M 2.1M Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (0)
32 (-13) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 607 10 1.1M 10.6M Haaland (4) 4/12
33 (+5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 607 33 1.1M 1.4M Isak (0) 6/12 2 (-6) H
34 Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 602 26 1.3M 5.0M Haaland (4) 5/12 1 (-4)
35 Scooby snaka Iain L 602 26 1.3M 5.0M Isak (0) 4/12 1 (-2)
36 (-10) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 602 18 1.3M 8.3M Haaland (4) 4/12 WC 6 (-14)
37 (+9) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 599 44 1.6M 1.1M Haaland (4) 10/12
38 (-5) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 594 16 1.6M 9.1M Haaland (4) 4/12
39 Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 592 18 1.7M 8.3M Haaland (4) 5/12
40 (+1) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 590 24 1.8M 5.6M Haaland (4) 7/12 💀
41 (-1) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 590 22 1.8M 6.8M Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (-6)
42 (-6) dan Daniel Jarred 589 18 1.8M 8.3M Haaland (4) 4/12
43 CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 580 20 2.2M 7.4M Haaland (4) 5/12
44 (+4) Change Name Harvey Skelton 580 37 2.7M 3.9M Haaland (4) 8/12
45 (-1) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 🤡 577 20 2.4M 6.0M Haaland (4) 6/12 2 (-15) H
46 (-4) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 576 21 2.4M 7.3M Haaland (4) 5/12 1 (0)
47 (+3) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 🔮 575 27 2.5M 4.2M Haaland (4) 7/12 WC 6 (11)
48 (+4) Doesn't Mattsson James White 574 31 2.5M 3.0M Haaland (4) 6/12 2 (0)
49 (+5) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 🥊 568 29 3.3M 7.4M Haaland (4) 6/12
50 (+8) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 566 38 2.9M 1.1M Haaland (4) 7/12
51 (+6) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 566 37 2.9M 1.5M Rogers (0) 5/12 3 (-7)
52 (-3) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 563 12 3.1M 10.2M Haaland (4) 4/12 💀
53 (-8) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 🐓 563 6 3.1M 10.7M Haaland (4) 3/12 2 (-4) H
54 (-1) CRAB Richard Holland 562 23 3.2M 6.5M Haaland (4) 7/12 2 (3)
55 (-4) Cheese FC Edward Capper 559 15 3.3M 9.5M Haaland (4) 5/11 💀
56 (+4) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 559 35 3.3M 1.9M Haaland (4) 9/12 4 (6)
57 (-1) Slimane Shady Ryan B 558 27 3.4M 4.7M Haaland (4) 7/12
58 (+1) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 550 22 3.8M 6.8M Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (0)
59 (-12) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 549 23 3.9M 6.4M Haaland (4) 6/12 1 (-4)
60 (-5) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 547 19 4.0M 7.9M Haaland (4) 5/12
61 (+5) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 546 37 4.0M 1.4M Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (0)
62 (+3) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 545 30 4.2M 3.9M Haaland (4) 9/12 💀
63 (+1) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 542 24 4.3M 6.0M Gabriel (16) 6/12 2 (-1)
64 (+7) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 540 39 4.4M 1.1M Isak (0) 7/12 2 (0)
65 (+3) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 540 34 5.2M 7.9M Raya (12) 8/12 💀
66 (-3) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 537 18 4.5M 8.3M Haaland (4) 5/12
67 (-5) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 537 17 4.8M 10.4M Palmer (0) 5/12 1 (-2)
68 (+6) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 535 37 4.7M 1.3M Haaland (4) 8/12
69 (-8) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 534 10 4.7M 10.6M Palmer (0) 4/12
70 (+6) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 532 38 4.8M 1.1M Haaland (4) 7/12
71 (+2) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 531 32 4.9M 2.5M Haaland (4) 8/12
72 Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 529 33 5.0M 2.2M Haaland (4) 6/12
73 (-6) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 529 29 5.0M 3.7M Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (8)
74 (-5) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 527 23 5.1M 6.1M Haaland (4) 5/12
75 (-5) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 525 30 5.2M 3.3M Evanilson (0) 6/12 1 (0)
76 (+2) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 520 28 5.8M 6.5M Haaland (4) 7/12
77 Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 518 26 5.6M 5.0M Evanilson (0) 4/12 1 (1)
78 (+5) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 509 34 6.4M 4.2M Haaland (4) 9/12
79 (+1) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 505 21 6.4M 8.2M Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (0)
80 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 499 18 6.6M 5.1M Haaland (4) 7/12 4 (-10) H H
81 (-2) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 497 19 6.7M 8.2M Isak (0) 4/12 2 (-9)
82 Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 492 25 6.9M 5.4M Evanilson (0) 6/12 1 (0)
83 (-8) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 492 33 6.9M 2.3M Havertz (4) 7/12 1 (2)
84 (+3) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 492 33 7.0M 2.7M Haaland (4) 7/12
85 (+3) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 490 BB 35 7.0M 1.8M Barcola (0) 5/15 1 (-2)
86 (+7) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 489 42 7.1M 624k Haaland (4) 9/12
87 (-1) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 486 23 7.2M 6.1M Davis (0) 4/12
88 (-4) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 485 11 7.5M 11.1M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 💀
89 (-4) TS36 Thomas Sutton 481 10 7.4M 10.6M Haaland (4) 6/12 💀
90 (+1) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 🧑‍🔬 481 32 7.4M 2.6M Mbeumo (0) 4/12 1 (9)
91 (-1) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 476 23 7.6M 4.7M Rogers (0) 5/12 4 (-1) H
92 (-3) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 469 14 7.9M 10.0M Haaland (4) 8/12 💀
93 (+1) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 446 26 8.6M 4.7M Haaland (4) 7/12
🥚 (-2) Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 440 BB 11 8.8M 4.7M Rogers (0) 6/15 5 (-2) H H H H

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