🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League
🏆 GW1 Awards
👑 KingBest GW |
82 ptsEETZ A DEESGRAYZOwen Wilmot |
🐓 CockWorst GW |
28 ptsComme ci KonsaJacob Slater |
⚽️ Massive Goal FCMost Goals |
5×⚽️enzo fernandez haterLuke Scamp |
🧑🔬 ScientistBest Differential |
Palmer (C)Caravan LickersJacob Clipsham |
🦴 BonerHighest Bonus |
371 BPSEETZ A DEESGRAYZOwen Wilmot |
🧠 Smooth BrainMost Bench Points |
30 ptsUTTAidan Fleming |
👹 Minutes MonsterBest Avg. Minutes |
90.0'Yoro Wizard HarryMarcus Perry |
🥊 ASBOMost Carded |
🟨 🟨 🟨TS36Thomas Sutton |
🚌 Park the BusMost Def. Con. |
87Hakuna MatetaDan Jones |
🧀 GruyèreLeast Def. Con. |
33Sloan RangersJordan Sloan |
League Template
Captain
| 1st |
 |
Haaland | 55.6% | 2pts |
| 2nd |
 |
B.Fernandes | 28.9% | 2pts |
| 3rd |
 |
Calvert-Lewin | 3.3% | 1pts |
| 4th |
 |
Havertz | 2.2% | 6pts |
| 5th |
 |
João Pedro | 2.2% | 11pts |
Goalkeeper
| 1st |
 |
Raya | 36.7% | 6pts |
| 2nd |
 |
Kinsky | 21.1% | 2pts |
| 3rd |
 |
Verbruggen | 20.0% | 6pts |
| 4th |
 |
Kelleher | 8.9% | 7pts |
| 5th |
 |
Lammens | 8.9% | 1pts |
Midfield
| 1st |
|
B.Fernandes | 60.0% | 2pts |
| 2nd |
|
Mbeumo | 52.2% | 2pts |
| 3rd |
|
Tzolis | 38.9% | 6pts |
| 4th |
 |
Szoboszlai | 37.8% | 8pts |
| 5th |
|
Semenyo | 27.8% | 2pts |
Forwards
| 1st |
|
Haaland | 77.8% | 2pts |
| 2nd |
|
João Pedro | 68.9% | 11pts |
| 3rd |
|
Calvert-Lewin | 34.4% | 1pts |
| 4th |
|
Isak | 25.6% | 2pts |
| 5th |
 |
Brobbey | 14.4% | 2pts |
Effective Ownership
| 1st | MCI
Attack |
173% | 1.4pts |
| 2nd | MUN
Attack |
156% | 1.6pts |
| 3rd | ARS
Defence |
128% | 7.4pts |
| 4th | CHE
Attack |
101% | 9.8pts |
| 5th | ARS
Attack |
84% | 5.7pts |
| 6th | LIV
Attack |
78% | 4.9pts |
| 7th | MUN
Defence |
67% | 1.0pts |
| 8th | LEE
Attack |
51% | 1.9pts |
| 9th | MCI
Defence |
47% | 5.7pts |
| 10th |  TOT
Defence |
39% | 1.9pts |
Killer Differentials
|
|
Palmer (C) | +25.6pts |
Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham |
26pts : 82 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus | |
|
|
Saka (C) | +17.2pts |
Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett |
18pts : 67 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet | |
 |
De Cuyper | +17.0pts |
Leeky Blinders
Owain Davies |
17pts : 77 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet | |
 |
M.Sangaré | +13.7pts |
Fidler utd
Jack Fidler |
14pts : 75 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus Clean Sheet | |
|
|
Kayode | +13.0pts |
enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp |
13pts : 75 mins Goal 1 Bonus Clean Sheet |
Chips
| Chip | Team | Manager | GW1 Score | BB | EETZ A DEESGRAYZ | Owen Wilmot | 82 | BB | IRN Brewster | Rob Sutton | 73 | BB | WeSoungoutou Da Prem | Ethan Barker | 70 | BB | Jacquet Potatoes | Joe Orr | 68 | BB | Cleated Rivalry | Sarah Frame | 68 | BB | Forever Looking Up | Mr Mcfarlane | 67 | BB | James Milners Team | Alex Pawsey | 64 | BB | FFS FC | David French | 62 | BB | The H-Team | Horatio Turner | 60 | BB | Hakuna Mateta | Dan Jones | 59 | BB | Red Djed Redemption | Ben Pelling | 58 | BB | Tzolis & Gromit | G Waller | 56 | BB | Andy's Annihilators | Andy Bewick | 56 | BB | Greg's Team | Greg Houghton | 51 | BB | Ben Doakver | Liam Spurgeon | 48 |
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League Table
League Table:
| # | Team Name | Manager | (GW1) | Rank | Captain | Ownership |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | EETZ A DEESGRAYZ | Owen Wilmot 👑 🦴 | BB 82 | 68k | Havertz (12) | 23.1% |
| 2 | Caravan Lickers | Jacob Clipsham 🧑🔬 | 74 | 279k | Palmer (26) | 10.2% |
| 3 | UTT | Aidan Fleming 🧠 | 73 | 344k | Haaland (4) | 24.4% |
| 4 | IRN Brewster | Rob Sutton | BB 73 | 344k | B.Fernandes (4) | 28.7% |
| 5 | Wengaboys | Nye Johnson | 71 | 462k | Haaland (4) | 25.8% |
| 6 | WeSoungoutou Da Prem | Ethan Barker | BB 70 | 529k | B.Fernandes (4) | 25.7% |
| 7 | Fidler utd | Jack Fidler | 69 | 607k | Haaland (4) | 22.2% |
| 8 | KinderMbeumo | Patrick Fitzgerald | 69 | 607k | Haaland (4) | 23.0% |
| 9 | Jacquet Potatoes | Joe Orr | BB 68 | 691k | Haaland (4) | 26.9% |
| 10 | Cleated Rivalry | Sarah Frame | BB 68 | 691k | Haaland (4) | 30.2% |
| 11 | Areola Grande | Ben Atkinson | 68 | 691k | João Pedro (22) | 22.0% |
| 12 | Quantum of Tzolis | Matthew Wiggins | 68 | 691k | B.Fernandes (4) | 24.9% |
| 13 | Forever Looking Up | Mr Mcfarlane | BB 67 | 787k | Semenyo (4) | 23.2% |
| 14 | Bosh Soldiers | Kieran Sabine | 66 | 893k | Tzolis (12) | 18.8% |
| 15 | enzo fernandez hater | Luke Scamp ⚽️ | 65 | 1.0M | Haaland (4) | 18.8% |
| 16 | Leeky Blinders | Owain Davies | 64 | 1.1M | Haaland (4) | 25.3% |
| 17 | James Milners Team | Alex Pawsey | BB 64 | 1.1M | Haaland (4) | 31.0% |
| 18 | Malt Shovel | Jamie Gibbons | 64 | 1.1M | João Pedro (22) | 18.4% |
| 19 | Gueye for Garner | Ryan Mugnier | 64 | 1.1M | Haaland (4) | 22.9% |
| 20 | Gizzers FC | Jacob Gisby | 63 | 1.3M | Haaland (4) | 24.5% |
| 21 | FFS FC | David French | BB 62 | 1.4M | Haaland (4) | 25.6% |
| 22 | Cherki Dinosaurs | James Leaper | 61 | 1.6M | B.Fernandes (4) | 27.5% |
| 23 | The H-Team | Horatio Turner | BB 60 | 1.8M | B.Fernandes (4) | 25.9% |
| 24 | Hakuna Mateta | Dan Jones | BB 59 | 2.0M | B.Fernandes (4) | 27.2% |
| 25 | Cherki Farke | Max Winokan | 59 | 2.0M | B.Fernandes (4) | 24.4% |
| 26 | Not Too Xabi | Ben Shaw | 59 | 2.0M | B.Fernandes (4) | 25.5% |
| 27 | Iraolacoaster | Nikhil Thapar | 59 | 2.0M | Haaland (4) | 24.9% |
| 28 | klopptillyoudrop | Adam French | 59 | 2.0M | Haaland (4) | 21.6% |
| 29 | Red Djed Redemption | Ben Pelling | BB 58 | 2.2M | B.Fernandes (4) | 27.7% |
| 30 | Isak-ly What I Need | Connor Christian | 58 | 2.2M | Saka (18) | 17.2% |
| 31 | Tzolis & Gromit | G Waller | BB 56 | 2.7M | Haaland (4) | 27.0% |
| 32 | Andy's Annihilators | Andy Bewick | BB 56 | 2.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 25.0% |
| 33 | French's Fruitshoots | Matthew French | 56 | 2.7M | Haaland (4) | 19.8% |
| 34 | Winning it again | Jonathan Pollard | 56 | 2.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 21.3% |
| 35 | Afternoon De Ligt | Paul Lukins | 56 | 2.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 21.5% |
| 36 | Doesn't Mattsson | James White | 54 | 3.2M | Havertz (12) | 14.7% |
| 37 | Egan Chips | Matthew Quigley | 54 | 3.2M | Haaland (4) | 23.0% |
| 38 | Mikel ArTanya | Tanya Fozzard | 54 | 3.2M | B.Fernandes (4) | 21.0% |
| 39 | Quantum of Tzolis | Joel Currie | 53 | 3.5M | Haaland (4) | 24.1% |
| 40 | I Saka this game | Oscar Readwin | 53 | 3.5M | Haaland (4) | 24.9% |
| 41 | Kung Fu Jander | Thomas Ladbury | 52 | 3.8M | B.Fernandes (4) | 24.2% |
| 42 | Scooby snaka | Iain L | 52 | 3.8M | B.Fernandes (4) | 24.9% |
| 43 | Take my breath (a) | James Carr | 52 | 3.8M | Haaland (4) | 22.4% |
| 44 | Change Name | Harvey Skelton | 52 | 3.8M | Haaland (4) | 22.6% |
| 45 | Kinder Mbeumo | Dominika Skowronska | 52 | 3.8M | Haaland (4) | 26.1% |
| 46 | Cheese FC | Edward Capper | 52 | 3.8M | Haaland (4) | 24.1% |
| 47 | Greg's Team | Greg Houghton | BB 51 | 4.1M | B.Fernandes (4) | 19.7% |
| 48 | Kabomination | Kajan Kugananthajothy | 51 | 4.1M | Haaland (4) | 21.1% |
| 49 | dan | Daniel Jarred | 51 | 4.1M | Mbeumo (4) | 18.5% |
| 50 | His pal Dallas | Nick Sweeting | 50 | 4.4M | Haaland (4) | 9.1% |
| 51 | Cunha Matata | Holly Bradburn | 50 | 4.4M | Haaland (4) | 17.6% |
| 52 | Chicken Thiaw Mein | Thomas Allan | 49 | 4.7M | Haaland (4) | 20.2% |
| 53 | Wizard | Max Allars | 49 | 4.7M | Haaland (4) | 20.2% |
| 54 | Benjamin NetanMaino | Euan Hodgson | 49 | 4.7M | Haaland (4) | 17.0% |
| 55 | I'm a Baleba | Daniel Cornwall | 48 | 5.0M | Haaland (4) | 21.5% |
| 56 | That'sMaedaMyDaizen | Josh Wilkin | 48 | 5.0M | B.Fernandes (4) | 18.9% |
| 57 | Evs' Elite Eleven | Harry Everett | 48 | 5.0M | Saka (18) | 11.7% |
| 58 | Ben Doakver | Liam Spurgeon | BB 48 | 5.0M | B.Fernandes (4) | 16.7% |
| 59 | MainooPlays4ManU | Adam Shorthose | 48 | 5.0M | Haaland (4) | 23.1% |
| 60 | Frisbee Focus | Jonah Varney | 48 | 5.0M | B.Fernandes (4) | 26.0% |
| 61 | Toe Punt Utd | Tim Roberts | 48 | 5.0M | B.Fernandes (4) | 22.7% |
| 62 | Ithaca Wanderers FC | Oscar Murphy | 47 | 5.3M | B.Fernandes (4) | 18.5% |
| 63 | EarthWindAndMaguire | Taylor Cousins | 47 | 5.3M | Haaland (4) | 21.8% |
| 64 | Planet Thanet | Jamie Boswell | 47 | 5.3M | Haaland (4) | 21.7% |
| 65 | MJ's Filler | Kieran Blakemore | 47 | 5.3M | Haaland (4) | 13.7% |
| 66 | CRAB | Richard Holland | 47 | 5.3M | Haaland (4) | 17.6% |
| 67 | Jacob's Team | Jacob Roddie | 45 | 5.9M | Haaland (4) | 22.6% |
| 68 | Wirtz when I poo | Nathan Munday | 45 | 5.9M | Haaland (4) | 15.9% |
| 69 | Jacquet Potato | Archie Ainsworth | 45 | 5.9M | Haaland (4) | 23.2% |
| 70 | Wirtz pun ever | Ludo Mccormick | 44 | 6.1M | Haaland (4) | 17.9% |
| 71 | Neville wears Prada | Simon Owen | 44 | 6.1M | Haaland (4) | 22.1% |
| 72 | Burn baby Burn | Ellen Phillpot | 44 | 6.1M | B.Fernandes (4) | 9.7% |
| 73 | MurderOnZidanesFloor | Toby Haworth | 43 | 6.4M | Calvert-Lewin (2) | 7.2% |
| 74 | Cunha Pass A Duckdoo | Sam Watkins | 43 | 6.4M | B.Fernandes (4) | 21.3% |
| 75 | Mediocre Reo-Coker | Patrick Jinks | 42 | 6.6M | B.Fernandes (4) | 15.6% |
| 76 | Yoro Wizard Harry | Marcus Perry | 42 | 6.6M | Haaland (4) | 23.1% |
| 77 | Sloan Rangers | Jordan Sloan | 41 | 6.9M | Haaland (4) | 15.2% |
| 78 | Talk Wirtzy To Me | Curtis French | 41 | 6.9M | Haaland (4) | 16.0% |
| 79 | CigSmokers86 | Ed Lees | 40 | 7.1M | Haaland (4) | 17.9% |
| 80 | North Face Jacquet | Adam Fenton | 38 | 7.5M | Calvert-Lewin (2) | 14.5% |
| 81 | Slimane Shady | Ryan B | 38 | 7.5M | B.Fernandes (4) | 17.7% |
| 82 | Majin Buuland | Cédric Vallée | 37 | 7.7M | Haaland (4) | 18.9% |
| 83 | Victor Moses' Lawn | James Ball | 37 | 7.7M | Haaland (4) | 16.3% |
| 84 | tilbs united | Josh Tilbury | 37 | 7.7M | B.Fernandes (4) | 15.6% |
| 85 | Wine-fried Zaha | Helen Bamford | 36 | 7.8M | Haaland (4) | 13.6% |
| 86 | Tzolis and Gromit | Alex Bamford | 35 | 8.0M | Haaland (4) | 16.5% |
| 87 | TS36 | Thomas Sutton 🥊 | 35 | 8.0M | Calvert-Lewin (2) | 17.4% |
| 88 | Tonberry Melee | Matthew Phillips | 34 | 8.1M | Haaland (4) | 18.1% |
| 89 | Knees Santos | Faysal Miah | 29 | 8.6M | Mbeumo (4) | 13.6% |
| 🥚 | Comme ci Konsa | Jacob Slater 🐓 | 28 | 8.6M | Haaland (4) | 18.7% |