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🏆 GW9 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

55 pts

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

14 pts

Comme ci Konsa
Jacob Slater

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

McBurnie

Cherry-Picked XI
Jordan Hookins

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+18 places

Cleated Rivalry
Sarah Frame

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-14 places

Jacquet Potatoes
Joe Orr

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

261 BPS

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

25 pts

Frisbee Focus
Jonah Varney

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

73.0'

dan
Daniel Jarred

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Doesn't Mattsson
James White

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

70

CigSmokers86
Ed Lees

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

15

Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+18 pts

James Milners Team
Alex Pawsey

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-9 pts

Wirtz when I poo
Nathan Munday

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 81.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 4.3% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Evanilson 3.2% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 2.1% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.1% 8pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 39.4%
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 12.8% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 11.7% 11pts
4th Kit Icon Donnarumma 8.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 7.4% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 42.6%
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 36.2% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 34.0%
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 29.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Hall 22.3%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 68.1% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon Groß 54.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 43.6% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Tavernier 42.6% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Cherki 28.7% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 93.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon N.Jackson 38.3%
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 26.6% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Evanilson 19.1% 9pts
5th Kit Icon Isak 17.0%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 222% 1.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 140%
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 121% 7.4pts
4thKit Icon BOU Attack 65% 4.6pts
5thKit Icon BHA Attack 61% 2.0pts
6thKit Icon BHA Defence 55% 9.0pts
7thKit Icon AVL Attack 49%
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 40% 1.9pts
9thKit Icon MUN Attack 39% 1.4pts
10thKit Icon LEE Defence 36% 2.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon McBurnie +12.0pts Cherry-Picked XI
Jordan Hookins 		12pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Verbruggen +10.1pts MainooPlays4ManU
Adam Shorthose 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 7 Saves
Kit Icon Thiago +8.7pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Enciso +8.0pts Bosh Soldiers
Kieran Sabine 		8pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 2 Bonus
Kit Icon E.Le Fée +7.9pts Majin Buuland
Cédric Vallée 		8pts : 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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N.Jackson in GW9

Aston Villa: Home to Fulham.

N.Jackson: Upcoming fixture.

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Tavernier in GW9

Bournemouth: Won 2-0 at home to Leeds.

Tavernier: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Evanilson in GW9

Bournemouth: Won 2-0 at home to Leeds.

Evanilson: 75 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Isak in GW9

Liverpool: Home to Arsenal.

Isak: Upcoming fixture.

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Konsa in GW9

Arsenal: Away to Liverpool.

Konsa: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14
Kit Icon N.Jackson 31 6.0 -mun (5.3) SUN (5.3) ips (5.7) EVE (4.7) CRY (5.3)
Kit Icon Tavernier 22 6.0 3ips (7.2) NFO (6.8) ful (6.2) BHA (5.9) HUL (6.0)
Kit Icon Evanilson 14 8.5 9ips (6.5) NFO (5.8) ful (5.3) BHA (5.2) HUL (5.1)
Kit Icon Isak 13 4.5 -cry (6.6) MUN (6.6) eve (5.8) SUN (6.6) che (7.0)
Kit Icon Konsa 6 6.8 -HUL (4.8) new (5.0) MCI (4.4) bre (4.6) tot (4.9)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW9

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Man Utd.

João Pedro: Did not play.

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Calafiori in GW9

Arsenal: Away to Liverpool.

Calafiori: Upcoming fixture.

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Cherki in GW9

Man City: Lost 0-1 at home to Brighton.

Cherki: 35 mins

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B.Fernandes in GW9

Man Utd: Lost 2-0 away to Chelsea.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins

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Saka in GW9

Arsenal: Away to Liverpool.

Saka: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13 GW14
Kit Icon João Pedro 47 3.5 xsun (0.0) LEE (5.0) nfo (5.6) CRY (5.7) LIV (5.3)
Kit Icon Calafiori ⚠️ 17 4.0 -HUL (5.8) new (6.9) MCI (5.5) bre (5.9) tot (6.4)
Kit Icon Cherki 8 2.8 1nfo (5.9) FUL (5.3) ars (5.3) LEE (5.2) bre (5.1)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 5 1.0 2AVL (6.1) liv (5.9) BRE (5.6) new (6.9) COV (6.7)
Kit Icon Saka 5 1.2 -HUL (0.0) new (7.6) MCI (6.2) bre (6.2) tot (6.3)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW9 Score
FH Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 49
WC MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 42
FH Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 40
WC Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 35
FH Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 35
WC Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 31
WC Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 31
WC James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 28
WC Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 28
FH Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 23

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW9) Rank (GW9) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 🧠 624 27 10k N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (0)
2 Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 621 29 17k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (0)
3 Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 621 34 27k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 3 (9)
4 (+1) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 607 38 115k N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (0)
5 (+4) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 600 46 284k N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (10)
6 (+1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 596 39 239k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 2 (1)
7 (+7) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 593 47 432k N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 2 (2)
8 (-4) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 591 21 106k N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 2 (0)
9 (-3) Farke Night Rises Jacob Roddie 589 28 196k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (8)
10 (-2) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 584 29 274k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 2 (6)
11 (+8) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 583 46 663k N/A Haaland (4) 9/12
12 (-2) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 582 30 320k N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (0)
13 (+4) The H-Team Horatio Turner 582 38 476k N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 3 (11)
14 (-2) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 582 33 374k N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (0)
15 (-4) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 581 29 324k N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (0)
16 (-1) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 578 32 432k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (0)
17 (+4) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 575 39 692k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12
18 (-2) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 575 34 571k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (0)
19 (+10) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 570 44 1.0M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (3)
20 (+11) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 570 46 1.1M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (0)
21 (-3) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 568 29 613k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (0)
22 (+14) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 567 50 1.4M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12
23 (-10) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 567 24 516k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (0)
24 (-1) UTT Aidan Fleming 566 33 785k N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 2 (2)
25 (-3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 566 32 753k N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (9)
26 (-6) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 🔮 565 28 658k N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 WC 10 (18)
27 (+3) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 560 34 1.0M N/A Rogers (16) 10/12 1 (1)
28 (-3) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 559 33 1.0M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (0)
29 (-1) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 559 32 993k N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 2 (0)
30 (+5) Take my breath (a) James Carr 558 36 1.2M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12
31 (+3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 557 35 1.2M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12
32 (+9) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 556 39 1.4M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (9)
33 (+6) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 555 36 1.3M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 3 (11)
34 (+4) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 555 35 1.3M N/A N.Jackson (0) 8/12 WC 4 (-1)
35 (-8) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 554 25 920k N/A Haaland (4) 6/12 1 (0)
36 (+1) Scooby snaka Iain L 551 30 1.2M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 3 (6)
37 (+5) dan Daniel Jarred 551 38 1.6M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (0)
38 (-6) FFS FC David French 548 28 1.3M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (-3)
39 (-13) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 547 17 881k N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 2 (7)
40 (+8) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 545 44 2.2M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (9)
41 (-1) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 544 34 1.8M N/A Haaland (4) 11/12
42 (-18) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 543 10 778k N/A Haaland (4) 6/12 💀
43 (-10) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 543 19 1.1M N/A Haaland (4) 6/12 3 (-2)
44 (-1) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 543 30 1.6M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 💀
45 (+2) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 541 39 2.2M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 2 (9)
46 (-2) Cheese FC Edward Capper 533 23 1.7M N/A Haaland (4) 9/11 💀
47 (+5) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 529 38 2.8M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (0)
48 (-2) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 529 22 1.9M N/A Haaland (4) 7/11 1 (-1)
49 (+1) CRAB Richard Holland 525 27 2.4M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12
50 (+4) Doesn't Mattsson James White 🥊 524 37 3.1M N/A Mbeumo (2) 9/12
51 (-2) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 523 22 2.2M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12
52 (-7) Change Name Harvey Skelton 521 19 2.2M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 2 (3)
53 (+7) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 520 42 3.6M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 WC 11 (1)
54 (-3) Slimane Shady Ryan B 520 26 2.6M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12
55 (+3) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 516 37 3.6M N/A Haaland (4) 11/12
56 (+8) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 513 45 4.3M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (9)
57 (+2) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 513 34 3.6M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (8)
58 (-1) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 509 31 3.6M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 1 (9)
59 (+6) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 507 FH 40 4.3M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 12 (4)
60 (-5) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 507 20 3.0M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12
61 Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 507 32 3.8M N/A Palmer (16) 8/12 1 (1)
62 Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 505 33 4.0M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12
63 (+3) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 504 43 4.8M N/A Palmer (16) 9/12
64 (+4) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 500 FH 49 5.4M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 14 (32)
65 (-9) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 498 13 3.2M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 💀
66 (-13) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 492 31 4.8M N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 WC 7 (5)
67 (-4) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 489 29 4.8M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 1 (2)
68 (+3) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 487 37 5.4M N/A Rogers (16) 10/12
69 (+15) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 480 55 6.9M N/A Evanilson (18) 9/12 1 (9)
70 (-3) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 479 19 4.8M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 3 (-1)
71 (-2) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 477 22 5.1M N/A Raya (0) 4/12 💀
72 (-2) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 476 21 5.1M N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 1 (0)
73 (+5) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 475 33 5.9M N/A Haaland (4) 7/12
74 (+2) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 474 31 5.9M N/A Evanilson (18) 5/12 WC 12 (6)
75 (-3) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 474 25 5.5M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 2 (-1) H
76 (+3) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 471 38 6.5M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 1 (0)
77 Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 470 27 5.9M N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 2 (9)
78 (-5) Wizard Max Allars 469 22 5.6M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12
79 (+4) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 464 35 6.7M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12
80 TS36 Thomas Sutton 461 21 6.0M N/A Haaland (4) 8/12 💀
81 (-6) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 459 FH 23 6.3M N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 18 (-10)
82 Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 459 28 6.6M N/A Haaland (4) 11/12 WC 8 (6)
83 (-2) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 458 18 6.0M N/A B.Fernandes (4) 8/12 💀
84 (+2) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 450 36 7.5M N/A Evanilson (18) 11/12 2 (6) H
85 (+2) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 447 35 7.5M N/A Davis (2) 8/12
86 (-1) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 447 22 6.9M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12 💀
87 (-13) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 445 FH 35 7.7M N/A Calvert-Lewin (4) 9/12 8 (13)
88 (+2) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 435 32 7.9M N/A Haaland (4) 10/12
89 (+3) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 435 40 8.2M N/A Rogers (16) 9/12
90 (-2) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 🤡 429 17 7.5M N/A Barcola (0) 6/12 2 (-9) H
91 Knees Santos Faysal Miah 418 22 8.2M N/A Mbeumo (2) 7/12 1 (6)
92 (-3) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 🐓 418 14 7.9M N/A Haaland (4) 7/12 2 (0)
93 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 🧑‍🔬 417 51 9.1M N/A Rogers (16) 10/12 3 (6) H
🥚 His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 405 26 8.8M N/A Haaland (4) 9/12 2 (7)

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