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๐Ÿ† BGW34 Awards (Live)

๐Ÿ‘‘ King

Best GW

48 pts

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿ“ Cock

Worst GW

-8 pts

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

โšฝ๏ธ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ Scientist

Best Differential

Igor Jesus

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿš€ Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+7 places

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿšฝ #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-2 places

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

๐Ÿฆด Boner

Highest Bonus

161 BPS

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿง  Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

21 pts

Stach My Ants On
Reece Smith

๐Ÿ‘น Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

30.5'

SaughallXI
Curtis French

๐ŸฅŠ ASBO

Most Carded

๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจ

SaughallXI
Curtis French

๐ŸšŒ Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

44

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

๐Ÿง€ Gruyรจre

Least Def. Con.

0

Billy Boy Raiders
George Imbert

๐Ÿ”ฎ Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+24 pts

SaughallXI
Curtis French

๐Ÿคก Clown

Worst Transfers

-8 pts

Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 38.7%
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 20.8%
3rd Kit Icon M.Salah 7.5%
4th Kit Icon Watkins 5.7%
5th Kit Icon Szoboszlai 2.8%

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 38.7%
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 12.3%
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 11.3% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3%
5th Kit Icon Sรกnchez 5.7%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 60.4%
2nd Kit Icon Virgil 50.0%
3rd Kit Icon Pedro Porro 22.6%
4th Kit Icon Mukiele 17.0% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Tarkowski 16.0%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 68.9%
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 39.6%
3rd Kit Icon Wilson 31.1%
4th Kit Icon Rice 31.1%
5th Kit Icon Gibbs-White 26.4% 13pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Thiago 43.4%
2nd Kit Icon Watkins 39.6%
3rd Kit Icon Bowen 34.9%
4th Kit Icon Haaland 34.0%
5th Kit Icon Joรฃo Pedro 17.9%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MUN Attack 145%
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 123%
3rdKit Icon AVL Attack 89%
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 80%
5thKit Icon MCI Attack 76%
6thKit Icon LIV Defence 58%
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 54%
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 49%
9thKit Icon NFO Attack 44% 11.6pts
10thKit Icon SUN Defence 42% 0.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Igor Jesus +13.3pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham
14pts : 66 mins Goal 2 Assists Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Anderson +8.4pts klopp till you drop
Adam French
9pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Milenkoviฤ‡ +7.9pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham
8pts : 90 mins Clean Sheet
Kit Icon N.Williams +4.7pts Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore
5pts : 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet
Kit Icon E.Le Fรฉe (C) +3.9pts Wirtz Team Possible
Luke Cornwall
4pts : 90 mins

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

×

Watkins in GW34

Aston Villa: Away to Fulham.

Watkins: Upcoming fixture.

×

Gibbs-White in GW34

Nott'm Forest: Won 0-5 away to Sunderland.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

×

Bowen in GW34

West Ham: Home to Everton.

Bowen: Upcoming fixture.

×

Virgil in GW34

Liverpool: Home to Crystal Palace.

Virgil: Upcoming fixture.

×

Pedro Porro in GW34

Spurs: Away to Wolves.

Pedro Porro: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Watkins 41 6.0 -TOT (5.5) bur (6.0) LIV (4.8) mci (4.5)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 31 11.7 13che (5.8) NEW (5.7) mun (5.7) BOU (5.3)
Kit Icon Bowen 28 5.3 -bre (5.9) ARS (5.2) new (6.0) LEE (6.2)
Kit Icon Virgil 22 5.7 -mun (6.0) CHE (5.9) avl (5.9) BRE (5.9)
Kit Icon Pedro Porro 21 3.7 -avl (4.7) LEE (4.9) che (4.6) EVE (4.8)

Transferred Out:

×

Joรฃo Pedro in GW34

No fixture.

×

Semenyo in GW34

No fixture.

×

Haaland in GW34

No fixture.

×

Hill in GW34

No fixture.

×

Senesi in GW34

No fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW34 GW35 GW36 GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Joรฃo Pedro 33 0.7 -NFO (5.7) liv (5.6) TOT (6.5) sun (5.8)
Kit Icon Semenyo 32 2.3 -eve (5.7) BRE (5.6) bou (5.4) AVL (5.7)
Kit Icon Haaland 27 5.0 -eve (5.9) BRE (5.9) bou (5.6) AVL (6.0)
Kit Icon Hill 19 2.7 -CRY (5.4) ful (5.7) MCI (4.9) nfo (5.5)
Kit Icon Senesi 19 3.3 -CRY (5.3) ful (5.5) MCI (5.0) nfo (5.3)

Chips


League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW34) Rank (GW34) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,112 FH 0 2590 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 35 (1)
2 The H-Team Horatio Turner ๐Ÿ’Ž 2,107 FH 13 3304 901k B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 40 (13)
3 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney ๐Ÿ’Ž 2,074 FH 0 13k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 20 (0)
4 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,072 FH 0 15k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 14 (0)
5 Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,071 22 15k 274k B.Fernandes (0) 2/12 3 (13)
6 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 2,039 15 49k 575k B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 WC 4 (2)
7 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 2,036 FH 18 54k 392k Bowen (0) 3/12 12 (15)
8 (+1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,035 FH 13 56k 901k B.Fernandes (0) 2/12 26 (13)
9 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones ๐Ÿ’Ž 2,023 FH 0 79k 4.2M M.Salah (0) 0/12 18 (0)
10 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 2,021 FH 0 84k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 15 (0)
11 (+2) Eat More Chips Owain Davies ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,987 FH 13 199k 901k B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 15 (20)
12 chumpians Iain L 1,987 FH 0 200k 4.2M M.Salah (0) 2/12 11 (0)
13 (-2) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,972 0 281k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12
14 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,961 13 344k 1.9M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 4 (13)
15 (-1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,958 FH 0 365k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 17 (0)
16 (-1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,954 0 393k 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/8
17 (-1) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,950 2 426k 3.3M B.Fernandes (0) 3/12 2 (1) H
18 (+1) dan Daniel Jarred 1,939 0 512k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/9 ๐Ÿ’€
19 (+1) Gyรถk Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,935 FH 0 551k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 11 (-9)
20 (-3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ“ 1,933 -8 572k 12.5M B.Fernandes (0) 0/11 3 (-8) H H
21 KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,926 0 638k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12
22 (+1) Estรจve the Best William Pinnington 1,921 0 685k 11.9M B.Fernandes (0) 0/10 1 (0)
23 (+3) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,920 9 695k 2.6M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 3 (9)
24 (+3) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,915 FH 13 754k 901k B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 13 (18)
25 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,913 FH 0 774k 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 11 (2)
26 (-4) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,907 FH 2 846k 3.6M Isak (0) 2/12 15 (7)
27 (+3) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,906 FH 15 854k 575k M.Salah (0) 2/12 18 (16)
28 (+1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,902 5 901k 3.5M Solanke (0) 1/12 2 (0)
29 (-1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,890 -4 1.1M 12.5M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 3 (-4) H
30 (+1) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,887 0 1.1M 11.9M Szoboszlai (0) 0/11 1 (0)
31 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,885 9 1.1M 2.1M Palmer (0) 2/9
32 (+4) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,882 FH 13 1.2M 901k B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 12 (14)
33 (+1) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,879 9 1.2M 1.8M Watkins (0) 3/12 3 (9) H
34 (-10) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,870 FH 13 1.4M 901k Mavropanos (0) 1/12 38 (14)
35 (+2) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,866 22 1.4M 257k Szoboszlai (0) 3/11 1 (13)
36 (-1) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,858 0 1.5M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/8
37 (+1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith ๐Ÿง  1,854 FH 0 1.6M 4.2M Watkins (0) 0/12 10 (21)
38 (+4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,851 19 1.7M 378k Rice (0) 3/12 WC 5 (18)
39 (-7) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,849 FH 0 1.7M 4.2M M.Salah (0) 0/12 28 (-12)
40 (-1) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,846 9 1.7M 1.7M Watkins (0) 1/10 2 (9) H
41 Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,842 0 1.8M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/7
42 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,840 2 1.9M 3.7M B.Fernandes (0) 1/10 1 (0)
43 (+4) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,836 9 1.9M 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 1/7 2 (9) H
44 (+4) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,835 FH 13 1.9M 901k B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 5 (13)
45 (+1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,825 0 2.1M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/10
46 (+8) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,823 14 2.2M 854k B.Fernandes (0) 2/7 1 (0)
47 (+3) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,822 FH 0 2.2M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 11 (0)
48 (+4) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,819 2 2.2M 3.8M B.Fernandes (0) 3/11 3 (2)
49 (-4) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,819 2 2.3M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 1/11
50 (+1) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,816 0 2.3M 12.7M Havertz (0) 2/12 4 (0)
51 (+5) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,808 13 2.5M 901k Haaland (0) 1/8 ๐Ÿ’€
52 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,806 0 2.5M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/7
53 (+2) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,798 0 2.7M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/8
54 (+5) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,798 13 2.7M 901k Havertz (0) 2/12 WC 6 (13)
55 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,793 1 2.8M 3.8M Xavi (0) 1/12 WC 7 (1)
56 (+2) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,787 0 2.9M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 1/10 ๐Ÿ’€
57 (+5) SaughallXI Curtis French ๐ŸฅŠ ๐Ÿ”ฎ 1,787 24 2.9M 186k B.Fernandes (0) 4/12 WC 8 (24)
58 (-9) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,777 FH 13 3.1M 901k B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 7 (13)
59 (+1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,773 1 3.2M 1.9M Cherki (0) 1/8 4 (1) H H H
60 (+1) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,768 0 3.3M 4.2M Watkins (0) 1/12 WC 11 (0)
61 (+6) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,764 19 3.4M 389k TC B.Fernandes (0) 2/13 2 (19)
62 (+1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,762 0 3.4M 4.2M Gabriel (0) 1/10
63 (+3) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,759 13 3.5M 901k Ngumoha (0) 3/12 WC 11 (13)
64 (+1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,756 9 3.6M 1.7M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 2 (9) H
65 (+9) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,754 18 3.6M 392k Cunha (0) 2/12 WC 7 (13)
66 (+3) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,750 13 3.7M 901k Watkins (0) 3/11 WC 4 (13)
67 (-3) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting ๐Ÿคก 1,745 5 3.8M 1.8M B.Fernandes (0) 2/11 3 (-8) H H
68 Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,744 5 3.8M 3.3M Haaland (0) 2/6 ๐Ÿ’€
69 (+1) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,740 0 3.9M 4.2M Haaland (0) 1/7 ๐Ÿ’€
70 (+2) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,737 0 4.0M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/9 ๐Ÿ’€
71 (+2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,737 0 4.0M 4.2M Palmer (0) 0/6 ๐Ÿ’€
72 (-1) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,735 0 4.1M 4.2M Virgil (0) 2/12 ๐Ÿ’€
73 (+2) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,732 0 4.1M 4.2M Rogers (0) 0/9
74 (-34) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,732 FH 9 4.1M 2.1M Xavi (0) 1/12 10 (0)
75 (+1) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,731 9 4.2M 2.5M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12 1 (0)
76 (-33) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,720 0 4.4M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 WC 8 (13)
77 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 1,716 0 4.5M 4.2M Haaland (0) 1/6 ๐Ÿ’€
78 (-1) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,714 5 4.5M 3.3M Haaland (0) 1/9
79 (+1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,705 8 4.7M 2.7M Haaland (0) 1/7 ๐Ÿ’€
80 (+6) Haut de la Gaard Cรฉdric Vallรฉe 1,704 21 4.8M 185k B.Fernandes (0) 3/9 3 (12) H
81 ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,697 0 4.9M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/7 ๐Ÿ’€
82 Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,697 0 4.9M 4.2M Haaland (0) 1/6 ๐Ÿ’€
83 (+2) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,697 9 4.9M 2.6M E.Le Fรฉe (4) 3/11 2 (5)
84 (-1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,693 0 5.0M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/8 ๐Ÿ’€
85 (-6) Ballon Dโ€™oyle Eddie Doyle 1,692 0 5.1M 4.2M Rice (0) 1/12 WC 10 (13)
86 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,688 0 5.1M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/6 ๐Ÿ’€
87 Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,685 8 5.2M 2.7M Welbeck (0) 2/9
88 Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,676 0 5.4M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/7 ๐Ÿ’€
89 (+2) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,670 23 5.6M 193k Szoboszlai (0) 3/12 WC 7 (14)
90 (-1) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,663 0 5.7M 4.2M Watkins (0) 0/11 ๐Ÿ’€
91 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,663 14 5.8M 2.1M M.Salah (0) 2/10 ๐Ÿ’€
92 (-2) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,657 0 5.8M 4.2M Grealish (0) 0/9 ๐Ÿ’€
93 (+2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham ๐Ÿ‘‘ โšฝ๏ธ ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ ๐Ÿฆด 1,642 FH 48 6.2M 1134 Gibbs-White (26) 4/12 11 (35)
94 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,635 1 6.3M 4.2M Haaland (0) 1/5 ๐Ÿ’€
95 (-2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,632 0 6.4M 4.2M B.Fernandes (0) 0/10 ๐Ÿ’€
96 Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,630 0 6.4M 4.2M Gyรถkeres (0) 0/8
97 (+2) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,616 8 6.7M 2.7M Haaland (0) 1/7 ๐Ÿ’€
98 (-1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,611 0 6.8M 4.2M Mateta (0) 0/9
99 (+1) Jurรกsek Park James White 1,596 0 7.1M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/6 ๐Ÿ’€
100 (-2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,596 1 7.1M 3.8M Haaland (0) 1/6 ๐Ÿ’€
101 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,561 0 7.8M 4.2M Haaland (0) 0/6 ๐Ÿ’€
102 (+1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,560 0 7.8M 4.2M M.Salah (0) 0/10 ๐Ÿ’€
103 (-2) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,555 8 7.9M 2.7M Gyรถkeres (0) 2/9 ๐Ÿ’€
104 360NoPope Sam Collins ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,486 9 9.2M 4.2M M.Salah (0) 1/11 ๐Ÿ’€
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,397 21 10.3M 292k Isak (0) 2/10 ๐Ÿ’€
๐Ÿฅš Wengaboys Nye Johnson ๐Ÿ’Ž 1,345 1 10.9M 3.8M M.Salah (0) 1/11 ๐Ÿ’€

League Graphs

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