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🏆 GW28 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

16 pts

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

-9 pts

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

⚽️

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

J.Gomes

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+0 places

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

+0 places

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

56 BPS

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

8 pts

KingEthanResurgence
Ethan Barker

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

16.4'

klopp till you drop
Adam French

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

19

Flo, Mo & Bros
Luke Scamp

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

0

Wirtz Case Scenario
Nikhil Thapar

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+0 pts

HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-11 pts

French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 57.5%
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 8.5%
3rd Kit Icon Ekitiké 6.6%
4th Kit Icon Semenyo 4.7%
5th Kit Icon M.Salah 4.7%

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 29.2%
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 14.2%
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 12.3%
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 10.4%
5th Kit Icon Sánchez 7.5%

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 56.6%
2nd Kit Icon Guéhi 45.3%
3rd Kit Icon J.Timber 31.1%
4th Kit Icon Virgil 29.2%
5th Kit Icon Hill 18.9%

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Semenyo 59.4%
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 51.9%
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 47.2% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Rice 45.3%
5th Kit Icon Wilson 30.2%

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 85.8%
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 45.3%
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 40.6%
4th Kit Icon Ekitiké 31.1%
5th Kit Icon Kroupi.Jr 8.5%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 225%
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 134%
3rdKit Icon MUN Attack 98%
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 82%
5thKit Icon CHE Attack 80%
6thKit Icon ARS Attack 66%
7thKit Icon MCI Defence 66%
8thKit Icon AVL Attack 58% 1.9pts
9thKit Icon BRE Attack 50%
10thKit Icon BOU Defence 44%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon J.Gomes +14.0pts ddd
Maciek Kalka 		14pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Mané +2.0pts chumpians
Iain L 		2pts : 90 mins
Kit Icon Watkins +1.9pts ddd
Maciek Kalka 		2pts : 85 mins
Kit Icon Douglas Luiz +1.0pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		1pts : 59 mins
Kit Icon Abraham +1.0pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		1pts : 20 mins

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Virgil in GW28

Liverpool: Home to West Ham.

Virgil: Upcoming fixture.

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O'Reilly in GW28

Man City: Away to Leeds.

O'Reilly: Upcoming fixture.

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Hill in GW28

Bournemouth: Home to Sunderland.

Hill: Upcoming fixture.

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O.Dango in GW28

Brentford: Away to Burnley.

O.Dango: Upcoming fixture.

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Szoboszlai in GW28

Liverpool: Home to West Ham.

Szoboszlai: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33
Kit Icon Virgil 12 6.4 -wol (6.5) TOT (5.9) bha (5.8) FUL (6.0) eve (6.0)
Kit Icon O'Reilly 9 6.6 -NFO (5.1) whu (5.5) - (0.0) che (4.9) ARS (4.4)
Kit Icon Hill 9 5.8 -BRE (5.0) bur (5.8) MUN (5.0) ars (4.5) new (4.9)
Kit Icon O.Dango 8 4.6 -bou (4.4) WOL (5.1) lee (4.9) EVE (4.5) FUL (4.5)
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 6 3.2 -wol (5.7) TOT (5.4) bha (5.2) FUL (5.2) eve (5.1)

Transferred Out:

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Enzo in GW28

Chelsea: Away to Arsenal.

Enzo: Upcoming fixture.

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Chalobah in GW28

Chelsea: Away to Arsenal.

Chalobah: Upcoming fixture.

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J.Timber in GW28

Arsenal: Home to Chelsea.

J.Timber: Upcoming fixture.

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João Pedro in GW28

Chelsea: Away to Arsenal.

João Pedro: Upcoming fixture.

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Wirtz in GW28

Liverpool: Home to West Ham.

Wirtz: Upcoming fixture.

Player #Trans. Form GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33
Kit Icon Enzo 19 2.8 -avl (5.3) NEW (5.4) eve (5.4) MCI (5.0) MUN (5.5)
Kit Icon Chalobah 9 2.4 -avl (5.2) NEW (5.2) eve (5.3) MCI (4.9) MUN (5.2)
Kit Icon J.Timber 5 2.8 -bha (5.9) EVE (6.5) - (0.0) BOU (6.5) mci (5.2)
Kit Icon João Pedro 4 7.0 -avl (5.6) NEW (5.8) eve (5.7) MCI (5.3) MUN (5.9)
Kit Icon Wirtz ⚠️ 4 3.4 -wol (2.8) TOT (5.5) bha (5.3) FUL (5.3) eve (5.2)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW28 Score
BB chumpians Iain L 4
WC itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 0

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW28) Rank (GW28) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,673 0 3512 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
2 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,645 0 15k 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
3 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,644 0 16k 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
4 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,644 0 16k 12.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 3 (0)
5 (-3) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,643 2 17k 4.1M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (0)
6 (+1) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,608 0 78k 12.1M Ekitiké (0) 0/12 2 (0)
7 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,606 0 85k 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
8 Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,602 2 98k 1.1M Ekitiké (0) 1/12
9 dan Daniel Jarred 1,586 0 169k 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12
10 Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,580 0 208k 12.1M Haaland (0) 0/12 2 (0)
11 Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,575 2 239k 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12
12 (+2) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,563 2 340k 4.1M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (0)
13 Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,562 0 351k 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12
14 (+2) chumpians Iain L 1,553 BB 4 447k 588k Haaland (0) 2/16 2 (2)
15 Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,551 2 471k 4.1M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (0)
16 (-4) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,545 0 550k 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
17 (+1) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,542 4 581k 528k Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
18 (-1) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,541 0 600k 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
19 Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,536 0 666k 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12
20 Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,530 2 762k 4.6M Semenyo (0) 1/12 3 (0)
21 (+1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,519 3 954k 945k Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
22 (-1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,518 0 976k 5.5M João Pedro (0) 0/12
23 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,517 0 992k 5.5M Ekitiké (0) 0/12
24 (+2) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,510 2 1.1M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12
25 (+2) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,508 2 1.2M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12
26 (+5) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,502 0 1.3M 12.1M Haaland (0) 0/12 2 (0)
27 (+1) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,501 4 1.3M 528k Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
28 (-5) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,499 0 1.4M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12
29 (+5) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,498 3 1.4M 945k Haaland (0) 2/12 1 (0)
30 (+2) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,496 0 1.5M 11.5M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 1 (0)
31 (+6) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,496 3 1.4M 653k Haaland (0) 2/12
32 (-2) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 🧠 1,493 -2 1.5M 4.7M Haaland (0) 1/12 4 (-6) H
33 (-4) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,493 0 1.5M 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
34 (+4) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,492 3 1.5M 653k Haaland (0) 2/12
35 (-10) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 🐓 🤡 1,491 -9 1.6M 1.1M M.Salah (0) 2/12 4 (-11) H H H
36 (-1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,489 2 1.6M 4.6M Haaland (0) 1/12 3 (0)
37 (+4) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,486 2 1.7M 4.1M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (0)
38 (+1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,485 2 1.7M 4.6M Haaland (0) 1/12 3 (0)
39 (-3) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,484 2 1.7M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12
40 (+4) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,482 2 1.8M 3.5M Haaland (0) 1/12 1 (0)
41 (+5) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,479 2 1.9M 1.1M Havertz (0) 1/12
42 (-9) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,477 0 1.9M 12.1M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 2 (0)
43 (+2) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,477 3 1.9M 653k Rice (0) 2/12
44 (-1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,467 2 2.2M 4.1M Haaland (0) 2/12 2 (0)
45 (+2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,466 0 2.2M 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
46 (-6) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,462 -4 2.4M 12.1M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 2 (-4) H
47 (+1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,462 0 2.3M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
48 (+2) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,455 2 2.6M 1.1M Palmer (0) 1/12
49 Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,452 0 2.7M 12.8M Haaland (0) 0/12 5 (0)
50 (+1) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,452 2 2.7M 1.1M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12
51 (+2) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,450 2 2.7M 3.5M Mbeumo (0) 1/12 1 (0)
52 (+2) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,448 2 2.8M 3.5M João Pedro (0) 1/12 1 (0)
53 (+3) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,443 0 2.9M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12
54 (+3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,442 2 3.0M 1.1M Semenyo (0) 2/12
55 Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,441 0 3.0M 5.5M João Pedro (0) 0/12
56 (+4) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,434 1 3.2M 4.8M B.Fernandes (0) 2/12
57 (+1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,432 0 3.3M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
58 (+3) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,427 2 3.5M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12
59 (+3) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,427 4 3.5M 208k Rogers (4) 2/12
60 (+6) ddd Maciek Kalka 👑 ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 🦴 1,422 16 3.7M 4728 Gabriel (0) 2/12
61 (+2) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,415 2 3.9M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12
62 (+3) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,411 0 4.0M 11.5M Cunha (0) 0/12 1 (0)
63 (+4) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 🥊 🔮 1,409 0 4.1M 11.5M Ekitiké (0) 1/12 1 (0)
64 (+4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,409 2 4.1M 4.6M Ekitiké (0) 1/12 3 (0)
65 (+4) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,408 2 4.1M 4.1M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (0)
66 (+4) Wizard Max Allars 1,406 0 4.2M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12
67 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,402 0 4.3M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
68 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,402 4 4.3M 528k Rogers (4) 3/12 1 (0)
69 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,400 0 4.3M 5.5M Haaland (0) 1/12 💀
70 (+3) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,397 0 4.4M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
71 (+4) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,394 0 4.5M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
72 (+4) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,394 2 4.5M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12 💀
73 (+1) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,393 2 4.6M 4.6M Mbeumo (0) 1/12 3 (0)
74 (-15) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,385 -3 4.9M 5.4M Haaland (0) 1/12 2 (-4) H
75 (+3) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,384 2 4.9M 3.5M Haaland (0) 1/12 1 (0)
76 (+6) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,380 2 5.0M 1.1M J.Timber (0) 1/12 💀
77 (+6) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,379 2 5.1M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12
78 (+1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,374 0 5.2M 5.5M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12
79 (-37) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,374 2 5.2M 4.6M Haaland (0) 1/12 3 (0)
80 (-3) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,371 0 5.3M 11.5M Semenyo (0) 0/12 1 (0)
81 (-1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,368 2 5.4M 1.1M Semenyo (0) 1/12
82 (+2) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,367 0 5.4M 12.5M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12 3 (0)
83 (+2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,365 3 5.5M 653k Ekitiké (0) 2/12
84 (-3) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,359 0 5.7M 11.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 1 (0)
85 (+5) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,359 7 5.7M 43k Watkins (4) 4/12 💀
86 (+1) Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,357 0 5.7M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12
87 (+2) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,356 3 5.8M 653k M.Salah (0) 2/12 💀
88 (-2) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,353 0 5.9M 5.5M B.Fernandes (0) 0/12
89 (-1) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,348 0 6.0M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
90 (+4) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,342 2 6.2M 1.1M Haaland (0) 1/12 💀
91 (+2) Jurásek Park James White 1,337 0 6.3M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/11 💀
92 (+3) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,337 2 6.4M 4.7M Haaland (0) 1/12 4 (0)
93 (-2) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,335 0 6.4M 5.5M B.Fernandes (0) 1/12 💀
94 (+2) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,326 2 6.7M 1.1M Haaland (0) 2/12
95 (-3) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,323 0 6.8M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
96 (+1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,323 2 6.7M 1.1M Guéhi (0) 1/12 💀
97 (-45) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,318 0 6.9M 5.5M Semenyo (0) 0/12 WC 5 (0)
98 klopp till you drop Adam French 1,315 2 7.0M 1.1M Ekitiké (0) 2/12
99 (+2) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,311 2 7.1M 3.5M Gyökeres (0) 1/12 1 (0)
100 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,310 0 7.1M 5.5M Haaland (0) 0/12 💀
101 (-2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,290 3 7.6M 945k João Pedro (0) 3/12 1 (0)
102 (+1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,288 0 7.7M 5.5M M.Salah (0) 0/12
103 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,282 0 7.8M 5.5M Gyökeres (0) 0/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,221 2 9.1M 1.1M M.Salah (0) 1/12 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,110 0 10.7M 5.5M M.Salah (0) 0/12 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,053 1 11.2M 4.8M Raya (0) 1/12 💀

League Graphs

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