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🏆 GW21 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

77 pts

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

37 pts

ddd
Maciek Kalka

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

7×⚽️

Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Šeško

CigSmokers33
Ed Lees

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+9 places

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

347 BPS

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

31 pts

Isaked in the mornin
Josh Wilkin

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.1'

Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Wirtz comes to Wirtz
Adam Fenton

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

94

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

42

I Baleba Can Fly
Daniel Cornwall

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+25 pts

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-20 pts

Beef Cherki
Stephen Fragias

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 77.4% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Palmer 3.8% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Saka 1.9% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Thiago 1.9% 12pts
5th Kit Icon Watkins 1.9% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 29.2% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 13.2% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 12.3% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Dúbravka 10.4% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Sánchez 8.5% 2pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 34.9% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon J.Timber 34.0% 6pts
3rd Kit Icon Guéhi 33.0% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Tarkowski 21.7% 4pts
5th Kit Icon Chalobah 18.9% 3pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Foden 54.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 47.2% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Semenyo 39.6% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Saka 30.2% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Rice 27.4% 3pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 43.4% 12pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 21.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Watkins 17.0% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Woltemade 16.0% 5pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 291% 3.2pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 108% 5.9pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Attack 69% 2.7pts
4thKit Icon AVL Attack 67% 2.7pts
5thKit Icon NEW Attack 58% 6.9pts
6thKit Icon CHE Attack 52% 1.6pts
7thKit Icon BRE Attack 46% 11.4pts
8thKit Icon CRY Defence 42% 6.0pts
9thKit Icon EVE Defence 42% 3.8pts
10thKit Icon CHE Defence 39% 1.9pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Šeško +13.0pts CigSmokers33
Ed Lees 		13pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Collins +13.0pts McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine 		13pts : 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Kelleher +12.3pts HUGO's BOSS LA
Connor Christian 		13pts : 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet Penalty Saved 3 Saves
Kit Icon Gibbs-White +9.0pts CigSmokers33
Ed Lees 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon J.Palhinha +9.0pts Ha-Cunha Mateta
Patrick Jinks 		9pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Gabriel in GW21

Arsenal: Drew 0-0 at home to Liverpool.

Gabriel: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Watkins in GW21

Aston Villa: Drew 0-0 away to Crystal Palace.

Watkins: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW21

Brentford: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Thiago: 81 mins 2 Goals Yellow Card 3 Bonus

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Matheus N. in GW21

Man City: Drew 1-1 at home to Brighton.

Matheus N.: 72 mins

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Tarkowski in GW21

Everton: Drew 1-1 at home to Wolves.

Tarkowski: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW21 GW22 GW23 GW24 GW25 GW26
Kit Icon Gabriel 14 5.2 6nfo (7.1) MUN (6.8) lee (7.1) SUN (7.6) bre (6.5)
Kit Icon Watkins 9 6.0 2EVE (5.1) new (5.1) BRE (5.1) bou (5.2) BHA (5.4)
Kit Icon Thiago 9 6.7 12che (6.6) NFO (6.8) avl (6.4) new (6.4) ARS (5.3)
Kit Icon Matheus N. 6 6.2 2mun (5.2) WOL (5.6) tot (5.2) liv (4.9) FUL (5.2)
Kit Icon Tarkowski 6 4.5 4avl (4.8) LEE (4.9) bha (4.8) ful (4.9) BOU (4.9)

Transferred Out:

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Ekitiké in GW21

Liverpool: Drew 0-0 away to Arsenal.

Ekitiké: Did not play.

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Woltemade in GW21

Newcastle: Won 4-3 at home to Leeds.

Woltemade: 74 mins Assist

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Rúben in GW21

Man City: Drew 1-1 at home to Brighton.

Rúben: Did not play.

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Foden in GW21

Man City: Drew 1-1 at home to Brighton.

Foden: 72 mins

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Gvardiol in GW21

Man City: Drew 1-1 at home to Brighton.

Gvardiol: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW21 GW22 GW23 GW24 GW25 GW26
Kit Icon Ekitiké ⚠️ 11 4.8 xBUR (4.7) bou (4.8) NEW (4.7) MCI (4.4) sun (4.5)
Kit Icon Woltemade 7 3.7 5wol (4.7) AVL (4.1) liv (4.0) BRE (4.1) tot (4.3)
Kit Icon Rúben 5 4.7 xmun (0.0) WOL (0.0) tot (0.0) liv (0.0) FUL (4.3)
Kit Icon Foden 5 3.8 2mun (5.6) WOL (6.3) tot (5.6) liv (5.2) FUL (5.4)
Kit Icon Gvardiol 5 4.0 xmun (0.0) WOL (6.2) tot (5.4) liv (5.0) FUL (5.6)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW21 Score
WC Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 77
FH CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 67
WC Estève the Best William Pinnington 65
WC Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 56
WC Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 52

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW21) Rank (GW21) Captain Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,342 51 2106 5.6M Haaland (12) 2 (-3)
2 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,341 60 2240 2.5M Haaland (12) 1 (2)
3 Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,321 75 7445 168k Haaland (12)
4 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,309 68 14k 789k Haaland (12) 2 (8)
5 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,281 49 62k 6.3M Haaland (12) 1 (0)
6 Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,267 47 111k 6.8M Haaland (12)
7 (+3) dan Daniel Jarred 1,260 71 147k 391k Haaland (12)
8 (+1) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,260 60 148k 2.3M Haaland (12)
9 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,257 52 168k 5.3M Haaland (12) 2 (1)
10 (+1) chumpians Iain L 1,251 63 207k 1.7M Haaland (12) 1 (-2)
11 (-3) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,248 58 235k 3.1M Haaland (12) 1 (-2)
12 (+1) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 1,240 56 300k 3.5M Haaland (12)
13 (+1) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,230 54 414k 4.5M Haaland (12) 2 (-3)
14 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,229 57 432k 2.2M Haaland (12) 2 (-7) H
15 (+2) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,226 55 463k 3.9M Haaland (12)
16 (-1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,224 55 495k 3.9M Haaland (12)
17 (+1) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,222 60 519k 2.3M Haaland (12)
18 (-6) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,218 61 592k 2.0M Haaland (12)
19 FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,212 50 680k 5.7M Haaland (12)
20 Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,211 61 704k 2.2M Haaland (12) 2 (9)
21 Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 🤡 1,206 52 792k 5.0M Haaland (12) WC 11 (-20)
22 (+1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,202 52 877k 3.8M Haaland (12) 2 (5) H
23 (+1) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,201 58 888k 2.9M Haaland (12)
24 (+4) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 🧑‍🔬 1,200 FH 67 919k 828k Haaland (12) 10 (-4)
25 (-3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,197 62 989k 1.9M Haaland (12) 1 (2)
26 (-1) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,194 50 1.0M 5.7M Haaland (12)
27 (+3) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 1,193 59 1.1M 2.6M Haaland (12)
28 (+1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,193 57 1.1M 3.5M Haaland (12) 2 (9)
29 (-3) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,185 42 1.3M 7.5M Saka (6) 2 (2) H
30 (+3) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,181 59 1.4M 2.8M Haaland (12) 1 (0)
31 (+5) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,180 65 1.4M 1.2M Haaland (12) WC 8 (25)
32 (-5) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 🥊 1,179 44 1.4M 7.9M Gordon (2)
33 (+1) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,174 56 1.5M 3.5M Palmer (2)
34 (+8) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,173 63 1.6M 1.6M Haaland (12)
35 (-4) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,172 61 1.6M 2.2M Haaland (12) 2 (11)
36 (+7) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 1,169 67 1.7M 828k Haaland (12)
37 (+4) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,168 59 1.7M 2.6M Haaland (12)
38 (-3) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,164 48 1.9M 6.7M Haaland (12) 1 (-5)
39 (+8) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 1,163 68 1.9M 789k Haaland (12) 2 (3)
40 (-3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,162 44 1.9M 7.9M Haaland (12)
41 (-2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,158 48 2.0M 6.7M Haaland (12) 1 (-1)
42 (-4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,157 48 2.1M 6.4M Saka (6)
43 (+12) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 👑 🦴 🔮 1,156 77 2.1M 108k Thiago (24) WC 10 (25)
44 (-12) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,156 51 2.1M 5.6M Haaland (12) 1 (2)
45 (-1) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,155 55 2.1M 4.2M Haaland (12) 2 (1)
46 (-6) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,149 47 2.3M 5.6M Haaland (12) 2 (4) H
47 (-1) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 1,148 52 2.4M 5.2M Haaland (12) 1 (6)
48 (-3) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,146 50 2.4M 5.7M Haaland (12)
49 (+9) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,140 68 2.6M 694k Haaland (12)
50 ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,139 48 2.6M 6.4M Haaland (12) 💀
51 (+6) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 1,135 61 2.8M 2.0M Haaland (12)
52 (+8) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 1,130 67 3.0M 828k Haaland (12)
53 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 1,130 55 3.0M 4.2M Haaland (12) 2 (-9)
54 (-1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 1,129 51 3.0M 5.3M Haaland (12)
55 (-4) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,124 47 3.2M 6.8M Haaland (12)
56 (+6) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,121 59 3.3M 2.8M Haaland (12) 1 (3)
57 (-9) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,120 30 3.3M 11.4M Haaland (12) 💀
58 (-2) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,120 43 3.3M 8.2M Haaland (12)
59 (-10) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 1,119 38 3.4M 7.5M Haaland (12) 3 (-5) H H
60 (+3) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,118 60 3.4M 2.3M Haaland (12)
61 (+6) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,112 66 3.6M 1.1M Haaland (12) 2 (6)
62 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,107 62 3.8M 1.8M Haaland (12)
63 (-4) ddd Maciek Kalka 🐓 1,103 37 4.0M 10.2M Cunha (4) 1 (2)
64 (+4) SaughallXI Curtis French 1,098 55 4.1M 3.9M Haaland (12)
65 Wizard Max Allars 1,097 41 4.2M 8.9M Haaland (12)
66 (+7) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 1,093 68 4.3M 758k Haaland (12) 1 (5)
67 (+10) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 1,087 68 4.5M 758k Haaland (12) 1 (3)
68 (-4) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 1,086 60 4.6M 2.5M Watkins (4) 1 (0)
69 Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,082 67 4.7M 828k Haaland (12)
70 (+1) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,077 46 4.9M 7.2M Haaland (12)
71 (+8) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,077 61 4.9M 2.0M Haaland (12)
72 (+8) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,074 62 5.0M 2.0M Haaland (12) 2 (10)
73 (+1) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,072 50 5.1M 6.0M Haaland (12) 1 (12)
74 (+1) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,071 49 5.1M 6.1M Haaland (12) 💀
75 (-3) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,071 41 5.1M 8.9M Haaland (12)
76 (-6) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,070 38 5.1M 9.7M Haaland (12) 💀
77 (-1) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,068 46 5.2M 7.2M Haaland (12) 💀
78 (+9) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,062 63 5.4M 1.7M Haaland (12) 1 (2)
79 (+12) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,054 66 5.7M 1.1M Haaland (12) 2 (11)
80 (+4) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,053 44 5.7M 7.9M Palmer (2)
81 (+7) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,053 51 5.7M 5.6M Haaland (12) 1 (2)
82 (-1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,053 56 5.7M 3.5M Pickford (6) WC 9 (11)
83 (+7) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,052 54 5.7M 4.2M Haaland (12) 💀
84 (+8) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin ⚽️ 🧠 1,052 67 5.7M 828k Thiago (24)
85 (-7) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,048 42 5.9M 8.5M Haaland (12) 💀
86 (-34) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,046 65 6.0M 679k Bruno G. (22) 3 (11) H
87 (-5) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,044 31 6.0M 11.3M Grealish (-2) 💀
88 (-3) Jurásek Park James White 1,042 39 6.1M 9.5M Haaland (12) 💀
89 Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,042 60 6.1M 2.3M Haaland (12) 💀
90 (-7) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,042 41 6.1M 8.9M Foden (4)
91 (+2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,037 51 6.2M 5.6M Semenyo (12) 1 (1)
92 (+2) Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,035 60 6.3M 2.3M Haaland (12) 💀
93 (-7) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,032 41 6.4M 9.1M Cherki (2) 1 (7)
94 (+1) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,032 49 6.4M 6.3M Haaland (12) 1 (4)
95 (+2) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,021 59 6.7M 2.6M Watkins (4) 💀
96 (-35) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,016 57 6.9M 3.2M Calvert-Lewin (16)
97 (-1) Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,003 22 7.2M 12.3M Ekitiké (0) 💀
98 Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 994 47 7.4M 6.8M Haaland (12)
99 (+3) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 979 72 7.8M 369k Haaland (12) 2 (11)
100 (-1) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 969 37 8.1M 10.0M Diakité (2)
101 (-1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 968 39 8.1M 9.5M Haaland (12) 💀
102 (-1) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 941 44 8.7M 8.1M Palmer (2) 1 (3)
103 Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 917 35 9.2M 10.5M João Pedro (2) 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 908 33 9.4M 10.9M Palmer (2) 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 801 22 11.0M 12.3M Gyökeres (4) 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 764 45 11.3M 7.5M Raya (12) 💀

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