🏠 Home 📊 Comparison Tool 📈 Asset Graphs 🎄 Christmas 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 Teams 💎 The RBS Diamond Invitational 🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League 🍝 Super Dinner League

🏆

🚽

💎

🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW37 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

73 pts

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

11 pts

Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

Slotty Too Hotty
Jamie Boswell

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

O.Dango

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+8 places

Slotty Too Hotty
Jamie Boswell

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-6 places

Gizzers FC
Jacob Gisby

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

298 BPS

Slotty Too Hotty
Jamie Boswell

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

31 pts

Ass Kickers Utd III
David French

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

74.6'

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

Jack Wick
Kieran Blakemore

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

91

Pickled Cirkin FC
Helen Bamford

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

18

Gizzers FC
Jacob Gisby

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+13 pts

Shoroddieroddie FC
Jacob Roddie

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-21 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 42.5%
2nd Kit Icon Saka 14.2% 10pts
3rd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 9.4% 9pts
4th Kit Icon Gabriel 5.7% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Gyökeres 3.8% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 33.0% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 13.2% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 11.3% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Pickford 10.4% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Roefs 9.4% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Gabriel 62.3% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon O'Reilly 41.5%
3rd Kit Icon Guéhi 35.8%
4th Kit Icon Virgil 24.5% 14pts
5th Kit Icon Saliba 17.0% 8pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 65.1% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 51.9%
3rd Kit Icon Rice 32.1% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Cherki 26.4%
5th Kit Icon Wilson 25.5% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 82.1%
2nd Kit Icon Thiago 31.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 29.2%
4th Kit Icon Welbeck 19.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Bowen 17.0% 2pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 225%
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 130% 5.7pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Attack 98% 4.3pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 94% 7.5pts
5thKit Icon MCI Defence 84%
6thKit Icon CHE Attack 47%
7thKit Icon AVL Attack 39% 12.4pts
8thKit Icon BHA Attack 38% 2.3pts
9thKit Icon BRE Attack 36% 2.6pts
10thKit Icon LIV Attack 34% 4.1pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon O.Dango +14.9pts Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick 		15pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon E.Le Fée +12.9pts Wirtz Team Possible
Luke Cornwall 		13pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Osula +12.6pts isak at this
Ludo Mccormick 		13pts : 84 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Anderson +11.7pts Haut de la Gaard
Cédric Vallée 		12pts : 90 mins 2 Assists Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Rogers +11.0pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		12pts : 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

×

Saka in GW37

Arsenal: Won 1-0 at home to Burnley.

Saka: 90 mins Assist 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

×

Wilson in GW37

Fulham: Drew 1-1 away to Wolves.

Wilson: 11 mins

×

Bowen in GW37

West Ham: Lost 3-1 away to Newcastle.

Bowen: 90 mins

×

Trossard in GW37

Arsenal: Won 1-0 at home to Burnley.

Trossard: 90 mins Clean Sheet

×

Gyökeres in GW37

Arsenal: Won 1-0 at home to Burnley.

Gyökeres: 17 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Saka 9 4.8 10cry (5.2)
Kit Icon Wilson 5 1.8 1NEW (5.4)
Kit Icon Bowen 4 3.6 2LEE (6.0)
Kit Icon Trossard 4 3.8 3cry (4.6)
Kit Icon Gyökeres 3 4.2 1cry (4.4)

Transferred Out:

×

Rogers in GW37

Aston Villa: Won 4-2 at home to Liverpool.

Rogers: 90 mins Goal Assist 2 Bonus

×

Gibbs-White in GW37

Nott'm Forest: Lost 3-2 away to Man Utd.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins Goal

×

Semenyo in GW37

Man City: Away to Bournemouth.

Semenyo: Upcoming fixture.

×

Verbruggen in GW37

Brighton: Lost 1-0 away to Leeds.

Verbruggen: 90 mins

×

Okafor in GW37

Leeds: Won 1-0 at home to Brighton.

Okafor: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW37 GW38
Kit Icon Rogers 10 5.2 12mci (4.9)
Kit Icon Gibbs-White ⚠️ 6 8.8 7BOU (4.5)
Kit Icon Semenyo 5 3.2 -AVL (5.6)
Kit Icon Verbruggen 3 4.0 2MUN (3.8)
Kit Icon Okafor 3 3.0 xwhu (0.0)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW37 Score
BB Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 70
TC Out on Bale Ben Shaw 63
FH klopp till you drop Adam French 59
BB KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 58
BB Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 55
TC Estève the Best William Pinnington 48
BB Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 46
BB Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 45
BB Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 36
WC Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 11

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW37) Rank (GW37) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 2,349 49 3336 2.3M Saka (20) 8/12 1 (8)
2 (+1) Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 2,342 56 4633 1.2M Saka (20) 9/12 1 (8)
3 (+1) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 2,335 65 6214 412k Haaland (0) 8/12
4 (+2) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 2,310 50 17k 2.0M Saka (20) 8/12
5 (+3) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 🔮 2,304 68 21k 319k Saka (20) 10/12 3 (13)
6 (-4) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 2,303 27 23k 8.8M Haaland (0) 8/12 2 (-10)
7 (-2) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 2,301 60 24k 733k Saliba (16) 9/12
8 (-1) Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 2,268 35 70k 6.2M Gyökeres (2) 8/12 1 (10)
9 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 2,262 53 82k 1.7M Saka (20) 8/12 2 (6)
10 (-1) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 2,257 35 94k 6.2M Haaland (0) 6/12 1 (4)
11 Ass Kickers Utd III David French 🧠 2,243 58 134k 973k Saka (20) 9/12 1 (1)
12 Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 2,231 52 173k 1.8M Saka (20) 10/12 2 (2)
13 chumpians Iain L 2,215 50 242k 2.2M Gabriel (12) 8/12 2 (0)
14 CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 2,192 56 370k 1.2M Haaland (0) 8/12 1 (3)
15 (+5) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 2,179 56 456k 1.2M Saka (20) 9/12 2 (-5)
16 (-1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 2,177 40 470k 4.4M Haaland (0) 7/12
17 (-1) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 2,176 BB 36 475k 5.6M Haaland (0) 11/16
18 Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 2,171 BB 45 516k 3.3M Haaland (0) 10/16 2 (6)
19 Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 2,164 38 572k 5.3M B.Fernandes (18) 9/12 1 (4)
20 (+4) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 2,156 BB 58 641k 640k Gabriel (12) 12/16 2 (-14) H
21 (+2) dan Daniel Jarred 2,153 44 662k 3.3M B.Fernandes (18) 8/12 💀
22 (-5) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 2,153 38 666k 5.3M Saka (20) 9/12 1 (3)
23 (+2) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 2,147 44 718k 3.3M Haaland (0) 8/12
24 (-3) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 2,145 37 737k 5.3M Haaland (0) 7/12 💀
25 (+1) Estève the Best William Pinnington 2,140 48 788k 2.6M TC Gabriel (18) 10/13 2 (-6)
26 (+3) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 2,140 52 817k 2.2M B.Fernandes (18) 9/12
27 (+1) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 2,137 48 818k 2.6M Saka (20) 8/12 4 (-6)
28 (+2) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 2,134 56 849k 1.1M Saka (20) 8/12
29 (-2) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 2,115 35 1.1M 6.2M Trossard (6) 9/12 1 (2)
30 (+2) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 👑 🧑‍🔬 2,105 73 1.2M 159k Saka (20) 8/12 1 (-4)
31 (+3) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 2,096 51 1.3M 2.0M Haaland (0) 8/12 1 (1)
32 (-1) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 2,096 41 1.3M 4.4M Haaland (0) 7/12 1 (-7)
33 (+6) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 2,089 64 1.4M 464k Haaland (0) 8/12
34 (-12) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 2,083 37 1.5M 4.4M Gyökeres (2) 8/12 2 (-1) H
35 (+8) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 2,078 59 1.5M 905k Saka (20) 9/12 3 (-3)
36 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 2,077 33 1.6M 6.6M Haaland (0) 7/12
37 (+4) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 2,072 42 1.6M 4.1M B.Fernandes (18) 9/12 1 (-6)
38 (-3) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 🥊 2,071 30 1.6M 7.9M Flemming (2) 9/12 1 (-1)
39 (-2) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 2,071 32 1.6M 7.2M Haaland (0) 8/12 1 (2)
40 (+4) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 2,068 46 1.7M 3.1M Saka (20) 7/12 2 (10)
41 (+6) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell ⚽️ 🦴 2,062 72 1.8M 169k Watkins (30) 9/12
42 (-2) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 2,055 30 1.9M 7.9M Haaland (0) 8/12 1 (-8)
43 (+5) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 2,054 48 1.9M 2.6M Raya (12) 8/12 1 (-5)
44 (+8) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 2,054 60 2.1M 2.4M Palmer (0) 9/12 💀
45 (+1) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 2,046 BB 55 2.0M 1.3M Rice (10) 13/16 1 (-7)
46 (+3) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 2,045 43 2.0M 3.6M Haaland (0) 8/12
47 (-2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 2,035 26 2.2M 8.8M Haaland (0) 5/12
48 (+2) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 2,034 38 2.2M 5.0M Haaland (0) 8/12
49 (-11) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 2,029 54 2.3M 1.5M Gabriel (12) 9/12 1 (0)
50 (+3) SaughallXI Curtis French 2,021 47 2.5M 2.6M Haaland (0) 8/12
51 (-9) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 🤡 2,014 20 2.6M 8.5M Haaland (0) 8/12 3 (-21) H H
52 (+5) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 2,008 58 2.7M 912k Havertz (16) 11/12
53 (+2) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 2,007 39 2.7M 4.7M B.Fernandes (18) 8/12 💀
54 (+4) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 2,003 49 2.8M 2.3M O'Reilly (0) 7/12 1 (-6)
55 (+4) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 1,999 56 2.8M 1.1M Gabriel (12) 9/12
56 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,998 22 2.9M 10.2M Haaland (0) 7/12 1 (2)
57 (+7) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 1,995 67 2.9M 346k Haaland (0) 8/12 1 (2)
58 (+2) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 1,992 BB 70 3.0M 220k Gabriel (12) 12/16
59 (+6) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 1,991 63 3.0M 558k Haaland (0) 9/12 1 (-7)
60 (+3) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,986 51 3.1M 2.0M Minteh (6) 8/12 1 (-4)
61 Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 1,982 48 3.2M 2.6M B.Fernandes (18) 9/12 1 (7)
62 (-6) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,979 30 3.2M 7.9M Haaland (0) 6/12
63 (+7) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 1,972 63 3.3M 583k TC Saka (30) 11/13 5 (3)
64 (+3) Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 1,966 53 3.5M 1.6M Damsgaard (4) 9/12 1 (-5)
65 (-3) Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,961 20 3.5M 10.5M Haaland (0) 6/12 💀
66 Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,961 38 3.7M 7.6M Haaland (0) 7/12 💀
67 (+8) ddd Maciek Kalka 1,957 70 3.7M 365k Virgil (28) 11/12 💀
68 (+4) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 1,951 51 3.8M 2.6M Doku (0) 8/12
69 (-36) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 1,947 29 3.8M 7.9M Haaland (0) 8/12
70 (+4) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 1,940 48 4.0M 2.6M B.Fernandes (18) 9/12
71 (-2) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 1,934 27 4.1M 8.5M Haaland (0) 8/12
72 (+1) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 1,929 44 4.2M 3.5M Rice (10) 9/12 1 (2)
73 (-22) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 1,927 53 4.2M 1.5M B.Fernandes (18) 11/12
74 (-6) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 1,922 28 4.3M 8.8M Cherki (0) 6/11
75 (+2) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 1,920 42 4.5M 6.3M Haaland (0) 7/12 💀
76 (-5) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 1,918 21 4.4M 10.2M Haaland (0) 5/12 💀
77 (-1) Palmer Violets James Carr 1,916 33 4.4M 6.6M Palmer (0) 5/12 💀
78 (+4) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 1,911 51 4.6M 2.4M Haaland (0) 7/12
79 (+1) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,899 29 4.8M 8.2M Haaland (0) 7/12 💀
80 (+6) klopp till you drop Adam French 1,898 FH 59 4.8M 818k Haaland (0) 8/12 7 (-2)
81 (-3) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 1,893 33 4.9M 7.2M Haaland (0) 7/12
82 (-3) Wizard Max Allars 1,892 19 4.9M 10.7M Haaland (0) 5/12 💀
83 Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 1,884 31 5.1M 7.6M Haaland (0) 6/12
84 (+1) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 1,883 BB 46 5.1M 3.1M Haaland (0) 10/16 3 (7)
85 (-4) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 1,882 41 5.1M 4.4M Cherki (0) 8/12 1 (1)
86 (+4) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry 1,880 67 5.1M 322k Watkins (30) 9/12 💀
87 (-3) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 1,877 26 5.2M 9.7M Haaland (0) 5/12 💀
88 (+4) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 1,863 60 5.5M 801k B.Fernandes (18) 9/12 2 (-8)
89 (-1) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 1,858 31 5.6M 7.9M Haaland (0) 7/12 💀
90 (-1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,846 27 5.9M 10.5M Haaland (0) 4/12 💀
91 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 1,824 19 6.2M 10.7M Haaland (0) 3/12 💀
92 (+1) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 1,822 50 6.2M 2.0M B.Fernandes (18) 9/12
93 (+1) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,817 38 6.3M 5.0M M.Salah (2) 7/12 💀
94 (-7) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 🐓 1,814 11 6.4M 12.2M João Pedro (0) 6/12 WC 6 (-5)
95 Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 1,813 46 6.4M 2.9M Guéhi (0) 7/12 💀
96 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 1,807 38 6.5M 5.0M Gyökeres (2) 7/12 💀
97 (+1) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 1,785 18 6.9M 10.9M J.Timber (0) 3/11 💀
98 (-2) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 1,775 25 7.1M 9.1M Haaland (0) 5/12 💀
99 Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 1,752 21 7.5M 10.2M Haaland (0) 7/12 💀
100 Jurásek Park James White 1,750 24 7.5M 10.0M Haaland (0) 5/11 💀
101 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 1,726 28 8.1M 10.9M Haaland (0) 5/11 💀
102 (-1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 1,717 31 8.0M 7.2M Gyökeres (2) 8/12 💀
103 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 1,687 12 8.5M 12.2M M.Salah (2) 6/12 💀
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 1,613 35 9.5M 6.0M M.Salah (2) 7/12 💀
105 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 1,547 31 10.4M 9.1M Raya (12) 9/11 💀
🥚 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,508 20 10.7M 10.5M M.Salah (2) 9/12 💀

League Graphs

Max Winokan mwinokan@me.com