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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

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👑 King

Best GW

82 pts

Forever Looking Up
Mr Mcfarlane

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

31 pts

Wizard
Max Allars

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

7×⚽️

Forever Looking Up
Mr Mcfarlane

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Schade (C)

Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+24 places

Talk Wirtzy To Me
Curtis French

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-17 places

I Saka this game
Oscar Readwin

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

366 BPS

Forever Looking Up
Mr Mcfarlane

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

35 pts

That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Knees Santos
Faysal Miah

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟨 🟨 🟨

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

74

Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

37

Planet Thanet
Jamie Boswell

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+13 pts

Wirtz pun ever
Ludo Mccormick

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-25 pts

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 76.6% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 5.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Gibbs-White 3.2% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 3.2% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 3.2% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 34.0% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Kinsky 18.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Verbruggen 14.9% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Trafford 7.4% 10pts
5th Kit Icon Pickford 5.3% 8pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 69.1% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon Konsa 30.9% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Gvardiol 27.7% 4pts
4th Kit Icon De Cuyper 25.5% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Gabriel 17.0% 1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Rogers 47.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 41.5% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Szoboszlai 34.0% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Groß 33.0% 14pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 28.7% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.4% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 29.8% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Wissa 17.0% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 13.8% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Brobbey 8.5% 17pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 221% 4.8pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 152% 1.0pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 87% 1.8pts
4thKit Icon MUN Attack 76% 2.3pts
5thKit Icon ARS Attack 71% 1.8pts
6thKit Icon LIV Attack 65% 3.7pts
7thKit Icon MCI Defence 55% 3.4pts
8thKit Icon BHA Defence 44% 6.1pts
9thKit Icon BHA Attack 38% 12.2pts
10thKit Icon LEE Attack 35% 2.3pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Schade (C) +17.3pts Not Too Xabi
Ben Shaw 		18pts : 90 mins 2 Assists Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Brobbey +15.9pts Knees Santos
Faysal Miah 		17pts : 90 mins 3 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Hall +11.7pts Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon 		13pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Cunha +9.9pts His pal Dallas
Nick Sweeting 		10pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Trafford +9.4pts Talk Wirtzy To Me
Curtis French 		10pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 5 Saves

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Gibbs-White in GW5

Nott'm Forest: Lost 0-1 at home to Coventry City.

Gibbs-White: 90 mins

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Rogers in GW5

Chelsea: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

Rogers: 90 mins

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Bogle in GW5

Leeds: Drew 0-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Bogle: 66 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Mykolenko in GW5

Everton: Won 1-0 at home to Ipswich Town.

Mykolenko: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Calvert-Lewin in GW5

Leeds: Drew 0-0 at home to Crystal Palace.

Calvert-Lewin: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10
Kit Icon Gibbs-White 9 5.6 2cry (7.2) ARS (6.6) ips (8.3) bre (6.1) MCI (6.1)
Kit Icon Rogers 9 5.8 2BOU (6.2) eve (5.1) TOT (6.1) MUN (6.4) sun (6.5)
Kit Icon Bogle 7 8.4 5ars (5.2) MUN (5.2) sun (5.4) bou (5.3) TOT (5.6)
Kit Icon Mykolenko 6 5.4 5hul (4.6) CHE (4.6) ars (4.7) new (4.6) COV (8.3)
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 5 4.4 2ars (4.9) MUN (5.3) sun (5.4) bou (5.1) TOT (5.0)

Transferred Out:

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João Pedro in GW5

Chelsea: Lost 3-0 away to Brentford.

João Pedro: Did not play.

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B.Fernandes in GW5

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 away to Fulham.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins

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Elanga in GW5

Newcastle: Won 2-1 at home to Hull City.

Elanga: Did not play.

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Shaw in GW5

Man Utd: Drew 1-1 away to Fulham.

Shaw: 83 mins

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Szoboszlai in GW5

Liverpool: Won 0-1 away to Bournemouth.

Szoboszlai: 80 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9 GW10
Kit Icon João Pedro ⚠️ 7 6.6 xBOU (5.7) eve (5.3) TOT (6.4) MUN (6.8) sun (7.0)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 7 6.2 2TOT (7.6) lee (6.6) BOU (7.8) che (9.6) AVL (8.1)
Kit Icon Elanga 6 3.6 xcov (0.0) AVL (3.3) cry (3.3) EVE (3.0) ful (3.2)
Kit Icon Shaw ⚠️ 5 1.8 2TOT (2.8) lee (4.0) BOU (4.2) che (4.1) AVL (4.5)
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 5 4.0 2MCI (5.1) bre (5.1) BHA (5.2) ARS (5.4) cry (5.7)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW5 Score
FH Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 61
TC Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 56
WC Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 55
FH Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 55
WC Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 47
WC That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 36
WC IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 34

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW5) Rank (GW5) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+3) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 400 75 27k 887k Haaland (12) 12/12
2 (+3) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 396 72 7799 161k Haaland (12) 12/12
3 (-2) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 395 56 21k 3.6M TC Haaland (18) 13/13 1 (3)
4 (+4) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 390 74 21k 161k Haaland (12) 12/12
5 (-3) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 385 48 53k 5.6M Haaland (12) 12/12
6 (-3) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 376 48 79k 4.0M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (0)
7 (-1) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 376 52 260k 7.4M Haaland (12) 12/12
8 (+2) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 369 59 425k 4.8M Haaland (12) 12/12
9 (+3) The H-Team Horatio Turner 366 58 516k 5.2M Haaland (12) 12/12
10 (-1) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 365 49 223k 3.8M Haaland (12) 12/12
11 (+31) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 359 82 920k 501k Isak (16) 12/12
12 (+17) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 358 67 519k 981k Haaland (12) 12/12 2 (2)
13 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 356 48 593k 5.9M Haaland (12) 12/12
14 (+11) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 355 FH 61 425k 887k Haaland (12) 12/12 17 (22)
15 (-4) Scooby snaka Iain L 355 47 471k 4.6M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (-6)
16 (+12) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 355 64 487k 773k Haaland (12) 12/12
17 (-3) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 🤡 355 47 630k 6.3M Haaland (12) 12/12 WC 13 (-25)
18 (-11) UTT Aidan Fleming 354 34 471k 8.8M Haaland (12) 11/12 1 (-2)
19 (+16) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 353 68 493k 342k Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (6)
20 (+3) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 353 57 579k 1.3M Gibbs-White (4) 12/12 2 (-4) H
21 (-2) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 352 49 584k 4.1M Haaland (12) 12/12
22 (-2) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 350 52 851k 4.6M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (0)
23 (-1) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 349 52 618k 2.6M Haaland (12) 12/12
24 (+7) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 349 62 1.5M 5.0M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (2)
25 (+1) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 347 55 742k 2.1M Haaland (12) 12/12 WC 6 (5)
26 (-2) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 346 54 946k 3.2M Haaland (12) 12/12
27 (-10) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 345 39 805k 7.2M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (8)
28 (-12) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 345 38 828k 7.7M Haaland (12) 12/12
29 (-11) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 345 40 1.6M 10.3M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12
30 (+10) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 343 63 884k 722k Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (-3)
31 (-16) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 342 34 932k 8.7M Haaland (12) 12/12 WC 9 (-8)
32 Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 341 55 1.1M 2.5M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (-6)
33 (-12) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 336 38 1.5M 8.7M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12
34 (+9) Take my breath (a) James Carr 335 58 1.4M 1.5M Haaland (12) 12/12 💀
35 (+4) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 334 53 1.5M 2.9M Haaland (12) 12/12
36 (+5) Cheese FC Edward Capper 330 50 1.7M 3.8M Haaland (12) 12/12 💀
37 (-4) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 330 44 1.8M 6.1M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (3)
38 (-11) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 329 37 1.7M 7.9M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (1)
39 (+6) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 329 52 2.1M 3.1M Palmer (4) 12/12 2 (2) H
40 (+4) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 328 51 2.0M 3.8M Haaland (12) 12/12
41 (-11) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 327 38 1.8M 7.6M Haaland (12) 12/12 2 (1)
42 (+9) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 327 FH 55 1.8M 1.9M Haaland (12) 12/12 6 (12)
43 (-6) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 326 42 2.5M 8.6M Haaland (12) 12/12 2 (2)
44 (+4) Slimane Shady Ryan B 324 50 2.1M 3.3M Haaland (12) 10/12 1 (1)
45 (+12) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 324 62 2.8M 2.3M Ødegaard (4) 12/12
46 (+15) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 323 66 2.2M 501k B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 💀
47 (-9) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 323 41 2.2M 6.7M Haaland (12) 12/12
48 (-2) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 🧑‍🔬 321 44 2.3M 5.4M Schade (18) 12/12 1 (1)
49 (-13) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 🧠 320 36 2.4M 8.1M Gibbs-White (4) 12/12 WC 14 (-16)
50 (-16) FFS FC David French 320 34 2.4M 8.8M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (-2)
51 (+4) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 316 52 4.2M 8.4M Haaland (12) 12/12
52 (+4) Doesn't Mattsson James White 315 52 2.8M 2.6M Haaland (12) 12/12
53 (-4) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 314 40 3.0M 7.3M Haaland (12) 12/12 2 (1)
54 (-4) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 313 40 3.0M 6.9M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (-6)
55 (-3) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 313 42 3.1M 6.9M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (0)
56 (-3) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 311 41 3.8M 9.0M Haaland (12) 12/12
57 (+2) Change Name Harvey Skelton 310 49 3.6M 3.8M Haaland (12) 12/12 3 (6) H
58 (+4) dan Daniel Jarred 310 53 4.0M 3.8M Haaland (12) 11/12 3 (13) H
59 (-5) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 309 40 4.0M 9.0M Haaland (12) 12/12
60 (-13) Wizard Max Allars 🐓 308 31 3.4M 9.5M Haaland (12) 12/12
61 (+3) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 305 53 3.9M 2.9M Raya (2) 12/12
62 (-2) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 301 57 4.5M 1.0M Haaland (12) 12/12 4 (2) H H
63 (+2) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 299 47 4.2M 4.3M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (6)
64 (+5) CRAB Richard Holland 297 48 6.0M 9.6M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (6)
65 (+22) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 296 75 4.5M 108k Haaland (12) 12/12 2 (6)
66 (+2) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 296 47 4.6M 4.5M Havertz (4) 12/12
67 (+9) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 🔮 295 60 4.6M 1.1M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (13)
68 (-2) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 294 56 4.8M 1.8M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (5)
69 (+4) TS36 Thomas Sutton 294 55 4.9M 2.3M Haaland (12) 11/12
70 North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 293 49 4.8M 3.6M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (0)
71 (-13) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 293 31 4.9M 9.7M Haaland (12) 12/12
72 (-5) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 291 41 5.5M 8.4M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12
73 (+6) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 291 61 6.2M 4.4M Haaland (12) 12/12 2 (5)
74 (-11) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 288 34 5.7M 9.9M Haaland (12) 12/12
75 (+3) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 286 55 5.4M 1.9M Haaland (12) 12/12
76 (+8) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🥊 285 62 5.5M 858k Isak (16) 12/12 2 (9)
77 (-5) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 284 42 6.1M 8.2M Saka (4) 12/12 1 (-2)
78 (-7) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 281 38 6.7M 10.0M Haaland (12) 12/12
79 (-5) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 278 39 6.1M 7.2M Gibbs-White (4) 12/12 1 (1)
80 (+8) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 275 54 6.4M 2.2M B.Fernandes (4) 12/12 1 (8)
81 (-1) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 275 45 6.5M 5.6M Isak (16) 11/11
82 (-1) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 275 46 6.6M 5.8M Rogers (4) 12/12 1 (2)
83 (-8) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 270 31 6.7M 9.6M Palmer (4) 12/12 1 (1)
84 (-7) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 268 34 7.0M 8.0M Haaland (12) 12/12 2 (-4) H
85 (-2) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 265 41 7.7M 9.5M Haaland (12) 11/12 💀
86 (+4) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 260 45 7.7M 7.0M Haaland (12) 12/12 3 (7)
87 (-5) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 259 37 8.0M 9.4M Haaland (12) 12/12 2 (-3) H
88 (-3) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 255 32 7.7M 9.2M Haaland (12) 12/12
89 Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 255 34 7.8M 9.0M Palmer (4) 11/11
90 (+3) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 254 63 7.8M 722k Mbeumo (4) 12/12 1 (-2)
91 (-5) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 254 32 7.8M 9.4M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (0)
92 Min Woo Lee James Cushen 245 53 8.6M 5.0M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (5)
93 (-2) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 244 43 8.3M 5.8M Haaland (12) 12/12 1 (2)
🥚 Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 204 41 9.6M 8.4M Rogers (4) 12/12

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