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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW8 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

73 pts

Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

17 pts

MainooPlays4ManU
Adam Shorthose

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

Wine-fried Zaha
Helen Bamford

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Barnes (C)

That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+22 places

Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-15 places

Afternoon De Ligt
Paul Lukins

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

292 BPS

Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

18 pts

Cunha Matata
Holly Bradburn

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

86.1'

enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟥 🟨 🟨

I Saka this game
Oscar Readwin

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

106

CRAB
Richard Holland

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

34

I Saka this game
Oscar Readwin

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+23 pts

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-16 pts

dan
Daniel Jarred

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 73.4% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 4.3% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 3.2% -1pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 3.2%
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 3.2% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 42.6% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 21.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Donnarumma 8.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 8.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 6.4% 4pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 77.7% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 44.7% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 37.2% 14pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 33.0% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Hall 21.3% 5pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Groß 70.2% 0pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 66.0% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 41.5% -1pts
4th Kit Icon Cherki 33.0% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 19.1% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 91.5% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 27.7% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 11.7%
4th Kit Icon Kostoulas 9.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Isak 8.5% 9pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 218% 3.6pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 176% 6.6pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 133% 0.2pts
4thKit Icon BHA Attack 89% 0.3pts
5thKit Icon BHA Defence 77% 1.3pts
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 55% 0.8pts
7thKit Icon LEE Defence 34% 2.2pts
8thKit Icon MUN Attack 31% 1.4pts
9thKit Icon ARS Attack 30% 2.2pts
10thKit Icon LEE Attack 30% 1.0pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Barnes (C) +15.7pts That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin 		16pts : 76 mins Goal Clean Sheet
Kit Icon N.Jackson +12.6pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		13pts : 81 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Barcola (C) +11.7pts enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp 		12pts : 76 mins Assist Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Bobb +11.0pts Gizzers FC
Jacob Gisby 		11pts : 80 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Thiago (C) +9.9pts Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson 		10pts : 90 mins Assist

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Tavernier in GW8

Bournemouth: Won 0-3 away to Man Utd.

Tavernier: 86 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Groß in GW8

Brighton: Lost 2-0 away to Liverpool.

Groß: 90 mins Own Goal

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Cherki in GW8

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Cherki: 45 mins Yellow Card

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Palmer in GW8

Chelsea: Lost 0-2 at home to Spurs.

Palmer: 79 mins Red Card

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Raya in GW8

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet 3 Saves

Player #Trans. Form GW8 GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13
Kit Icon Tavernier 11 7.0 10LEE (5.9) ips (7.0) NFO (6.5) ful (6.1) BHA (5.8)
Kit Icon Groß 10 3.7 0mci (5.8) BRE (5.9) hul (5.6) NEW (7.0) bou (6.4)
Kit Icon Cherki 9 3.3 0BHA (5.2) nfo (6.0) FUL (5.5) ars (5.5) LEE (5.3)
Kit Icon Palmer 7 3.0 -1MUN (5.7) sun (5.6) LEE (4.9) nfo (5.6) CRY (5.8)
Kit Icon Raya 5 6.3 7liv (5.6) HUL (5.7) new (5.6) MCI (4.8) bre (5.2)

Transferred Out:

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Semenyo in GW8

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Semenyo: Did not play.

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Saka in GW8

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Saka: Did not play.

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B.Fernandes in GW8

Man Utd: Lost 0-3 at home to Bournemouth.

B.Fernandes: Did not play.

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Szoboszlai in GW8

Liverpool: Won 2-0 at home to Brighton.

Szoboszlai: Did not play.

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Shaw in GW8

Man Utd: Lost 0-3 at home to Bournemouth.

Shaw: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW8 GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13
Kit Icon Semenyo 10 1.3 xBHA (0.0) nfo (5.4) FUL (4.9) ars (4.9) LEE (4.8)
Kit Icon Saka 9 1.7 xliv (0.0) HUL (6.0) new (7.6) MCI (6.1) bre (6.3)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 9 0.7 xche (7.7) AVL (6.7) liv (6.5) BRE (6.2) new (7.5)
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 8 0.3 xARS (0.0) cry (4.9) MUN (4.8) eve (4.5) SUN (4.8)
Kit Icon Shaw 5 1.0 xche (0.0) AVL (4.3) liv (4.2) BRE (4.0) new (4.3)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW8 Score
BB CRAB Richard Holland 68
WC KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 55
WC Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 55
WC Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 52
WC Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 47
WC MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 47
WC tilbs united Josh Tilbury 45
BB Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 43

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW8) Rank (GW8) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 596 56 11k 1.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 3 (10)
2 (-1) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 590 44 23k 5.0M Calvert-Lewin (2) 12/12 2 (8)
3 Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 587 52 9245 411k Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
4 (+5) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 🔮 562 55 128k 623k Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 4 (23)
5 Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 557 48 154k 1.5M Haaland (16) 12/12
6 (+1) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 555 47 370k 5.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (8)
7 (+5) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 555 54 389k 3.6M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (7)
8 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 552 43 284k 4.2M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (0)
9 (+22) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 👑 🦴 552 73 171k 4278 Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (1)
10 (-2) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 551 43 330k 4.7M Haaland (16) 12/12
11 (-7) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 549 31 237k 6.8M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (2)
12 (-2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 546 41 222k 2.0M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
13 (-2) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 546 41 277k 2.8M Haaland (16) 12/12
14 (+5) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 545 56 421k 1.0M Haaland (16) 12/12
15 (-2) The H-Team Horatio Turner 544 43 277k 1.9M Haaland (16) 12/12
16 (+16) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 541 66 752k 823k Barcola (12) 12/12 1 (6)
17 (+1) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 537 46 585k 3.1M Haaland (16) 11/12
18 (+2) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 536 47 497k 1.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-9)
19 (-4) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 536 42 491k 3.0M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (2)
20 (-3) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 536 44 794k 6.0M Haaland (16) 12/12
21 (-5) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 535 47 631k 2.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 8 (6)
22 (+5) UTT Aidan Fleming 533 51 491k 524k Haaland (16) 12/12
23 (+20) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 533 68 921k 364k Haaland (16) 11/12 💀
24 (+17) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 529 60 894k 717k Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (10)
25 (-2) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 528 45 856k 3.6M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (3)
26 (+9) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 526 48 1.2M 5.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 3 (4)
27 (-3) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 526 43 645k 1.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (1)
28 (-14) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 🥊 525 29 651k 5.5M Palmer (-2) 12/12
29 (+8) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 523 51 1.0M 2.1M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (11)
30 (+12) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 522 56 1.0M 623k Haaland (16) 12/12
31 (+8) Take my breath (a) James Carr 521 51 759k 364k Haaland (16) 12/12
32 (-4) Scooby snaka Iain L 521 40 1.2M 6.0M Palmer (-2) 12/12
33 (-7) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 520 37 1.1M 5.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-1)
34 (-1) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 519 40 1.3M 6.8M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
35 (+1) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 519 46 1.2M 3.3M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (2)
36 (+8) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 🧑‍🔬 517 52 1.5M 2.7M Barnes (16) 12/12 1 (2)
37 (-8) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 516 36 960k 3.4M Haaland (16) 12/12
38 (-13) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 516 33 1.0M 5.0M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-1)
39 (-9) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 514 38 1.1M 3.6M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (14)
40 (+5) FFS FC David French 512 51 1.0M 144k Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (1) H
41 (-3) dan Daniel Jarred 🤡 511 44 1.5M 3.4M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-16)
42 (-21) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 509 31 1.3M 5.8M Rogers (2) 12/12 1 (-5)
43 (-9) Cheese FC Edward Capper 508 29 1.4M 7.2M Haaland (16) 10/11 💀
44 (-22) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 507 23 1.8M 10.4M B.Fernandes (0) 11/13 💀
45 (+3) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 🧠 506 47 2.2M 5.8M Groß (0) 12/12 1 (8)
46 (-6) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 501 31 1.6M 5.5M Haaland (16) 12/12
47 (+13) CRAB Richard Holland 497 BB 68 2.6M 353k Haaland (16) 15/15 2 (10)
48 (+5) Change Name Harvey Skelton 494 57 2.6M 1.0M Haaland (16) 12/12
49 (+6) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 494 57 2.2M 341k Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (0)
50 (+9) Slimane Shady Ryan B 494 64 2.8M 739k Haaland (16) 12/12
51 (-5) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 493 32 2.2M 6.8M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
52 (-1) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 491 43 3.3M 8.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-3)
53 (-3) Doesn't Mattsson James White 486 37 3.8M 10.4M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 3 (2)
54 Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 484 43 2.9M 3.7M Haaland (16) 12/12
55 (+2) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 478 45 3.4M 3.4M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 7 (-4)
56 (+5) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 478 49 3.6M 3.3M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (10)
57 (-10) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 🐓 478 17 3.0M 10.2M Groß (0) 10/12
58 (-9) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 475 24 4.1M 11.0M Hughes (0) 10/12 3 (-11)
59 (+5) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 473 55 4.1M 2.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 11 (0)
60 (+5) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 472 51 3.5M 1.2M João Pedro (0) 10/12
61 (+1) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 471 BB 43 3.7M 3.9M Haaland (16) 16/16 1 (1)
62 (-4) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 467 35 4.2M 7.9M Haaland (16) 12/12
63 (+7) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 462 53 5.2M 5.5M Haaland (16) 12/12
64 (-12) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 461 42 4.5M 4.7M Haaland (16) 12/12
65 (+1) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 460 39 4.3M 4.3M Haaland (16) 12/12
66 (-10) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 459 26 4.4M 9.4M Palmer (-2) 12/12 1 (-1)
67 (-4) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 458 47 5.1M 5.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 7 (5)
68 (-1) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 453 41 4.4M 2.3M Haaland (16) 12/12 4 (-11)
69 (+2) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 451 42 4.3M 717k Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (11) H
70 (+8) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 449 51 5.2M 2.2M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (6)
71 (+3) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 448 45 5.5M 5.1M João Pedro (0) 9/12 💀
72 Wizard Max Allars 445 38 5.3M 5.5M Haaland (16) 11/12 3 (2)
73 (+6) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 443 47 6.3M 7.7M Rogers (2) 12/12 1 (1)
74 (+7) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford ⚽️ 443 52 6.2M 4.7M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 9 (-1)
75 (-2) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 442 37 5.4M 5.1M Haaland (16) 12/12
76 (-1) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 440 37 5.5M 4.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (2)
77 (-1) TS36 Thomas Sutton 439 36 5.9M 7.5M Haaland (16) 10/12 💀
78 (-10) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 434 22 6.4M 10.9M Rice (6) 11/11 💀
79 (-10) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 434 31 6.3M 9.6M Haaland (16) 12/12
80 (+3) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 432 53 6.9M 5.4M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (5)
81 (-4) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 428 28 6.8M 10.7M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 2 (-10)
82 (+3) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 428 45 6.7M 5.4M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
83 (+3) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 425 46 7.1M 7.2M Thiago (10) 11/12 3 (7)
84 (-4) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 425 33 6.4M 7.2M Haaland (16) 9/12 💀
85 (+3) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 412 40 6.9M 2.8M Calafiori (2) 12/12
86 (+1) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 410 37 7.9M 10.2M Barcola (12) 12/12 1 (6)
87 (-3) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 410 31 7.7M 10.4M João Pedro (0) 10/12 1 (1)
88 (+3) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 403 51 7.3M 623k Haaland (16) 12/12
89 (-7) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 403 50 8.1M 6.3M Cherki (0) 12/12 1 (0)
90 (+2) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 396 45 8.1M 5.4M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 1 (0)
91 (-1) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 392 34 8.1M 7.5M Haaland (16) 12/12
92 (-3) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 389 23 8.0M 9.3M Rogers (2) 12/12
93 (+1) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 368 31 8.9M 9.3M Haaland (16) 12/12
🥚 (-1) Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 366 41 9.0M 6.0M Rogers (2) 12/12

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