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🏆 GW4 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

106 pts

James Milners Team
Alex Pawsey

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

33 pts

Knees Santos
Faysal Miah

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

6×⚽️

James Milners Team
Alex Pawsey

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Saka (C)

Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+29 places

FFS FC
David French

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-25 places

Iraola Coaster
Owen Borseti

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

407 BPS

FFS FC
David French

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

33 pts

Bosh Soldiers
Kieran Sabine

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

tilbs united
Josh Tilbury

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟨

Ithaca Wanderers FC
Oscar Murphy

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

77

Wizard
Max Allars

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

20

Ithaca Wanderers FC
Oscar Murphy

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+47 pts

Half The World (A)
Greg Houghton

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-14 pts

dan
Daniel Jarred

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 42.6% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Palmer 20.2% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 17.0% 12pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 7.4% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Rogers 4.3% 8pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 33.0% 14pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 31.9% 8pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 9.6% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Kinsky 8.5% 7pts
5th Kit Icon Pickford 3.2% 6pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 66.0% 6pts
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 37.2% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 31.9% 6pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 20.2% 11pts
5th Kit Icon Gabriel 17.0% 9pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 44.7% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Szoboszlai 42.6% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Rogers 41.5% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Groß 33.0% 17pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 33.0% 5pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 86.2% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 83.0% 12pts
3rd Kit Icon Isak 20.2% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 17.0%
5th Kit Icon Wissa 17.0%

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon CHE Attack 206% 7.3pts
2ndKit Icon MCI Attack 184% 4.8pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Defence 156% 7.7pts
4thKit Icon LIV Attack 89% 2.3pts
5thKit Icon BHA Defence 78% 9.3pts
6thKit Icon ARS Attack 68% 3.9pts
7thKit Icon MUN Attack 67% 2.0pts
8thKit Icon MCI Defence 46% 7.3pts
9thKit Icon BHA Attack 40% 14.8pts
10thKit Icon NEW Attack 28%

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Saka (C) +15.3pts Evs' Elite Eleven
Harry Everett 		16pts : 90 mins Goal Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Schade +14.5pts MurderOnZidanesFloor
Toby Haworth 		15pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Davis +13.8pts Jacquet Potato
Archie Ainsworth 		14pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Assists 1 Bonus 2 Goals Conceded
Kit Icon Dunk +12.0pts Burn baby Burn
Ellen Phillpot 		12pts : 90 mins Goal Clean Sheet
Kit Icon A.Becker +9.0pts Benjamin NetanMaino
Euan Hodgson 		9pts : 90 mins 2 Bonus Clean Sheet 3 Saves

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Rogers in GW4

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 at home to Hull City.

Rogers: 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Palmer in GW4

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 at home to Hull City.

Palmer: 90 mins Assist

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Konsa in GW4

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Sunderland.

Konsa: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Ødegaard in GW4

Arsenal: Won 0-2 away to Sunderland.

Ødegaard: 84 mins Clean Sheet

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Groß in GW4

Brighton: Won 0-5 away to Coventry City.

Groß: 90 mins Goal 2 Assists 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9
Kit Icon Rogers 21 6.8 8bre (5.6) BOU (6.5) eve (5.3) TOT (6.0) MUN (6.6)
Kit Icon Palmer 20 6.5 5bre (5.7) BOU (6.4) eve (5.3) TOT (5.9) MUN (6.6)
Kit Icon Konsa 13 2.8 6bha (3.1) LEE (3.7) nfo (3.8) EVE (3.6) liv (3.7)
Kit Icon Ødegaard 11 6.8 3bha (6.9) LEE (6.8) nfo (7.4) EVE (6.6) liv (7.2)
Kit Icon Groß 10 8.2 17ARS (5.0) sun (5.4) CRY (6.1) liv (5.4) mci (4.7)

Transferred Out:

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B.Fernandes in GW4

Man Utd: Lost 0-1 at home to Man City.

B.Fernandes: 90 mins

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Mbeumo in GW4

Man Utd: Lost 0-1 at home to Man City.

Mbeumo: 90 mins

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Calvert-Lewin in GW4

Leeds: Home to Newcastle.

Calvert-Lewin: Upcoming fixture.

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Maguire in GW4

Man Utd: Lost 0-1 at home to Man City.

Maguire: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Cherki in GW4

Man City: Won 0-1 away to Man Utd.

Cherki: 45 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8 GW9
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 16 7.2 2ful (8.1) TOT (7.6) lee (7.0) BOU (8.4) che (9.9)
Kit Icon Mbeumo 10 5.8 2ful (6.5) TOT (6.2) lee (5.7) BOU (6.7) che (7.8)
Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 8 2.5 -CRY (5.6) ars (4.4) MUN (5.3) sun (4.7) bou (5.1)
Kit Icon Maguire 8 2.0 1ful (5.1) TOT (5.6) lee (4.8) BOU (5.0) che (5.3)
Kit Icon Cherki 8 6.5 1SUN (5.9) liv (5.9) IPS (7.8) avl (6.6) BHA (5.8)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW4 Score
TC FFS FC David French 100
FH Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 98
WC Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 95
WC Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 94
WC I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 94
WC Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 94
WC Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 88
WC The H-Team Horatio Turner 85
WC Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 84
TC French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 81
WC Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 79
TC Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 78
FH tilbs united Josh Tilbury 74
WC Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 69
FH That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 68
TC Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 67
WC Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 66
FH Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 63
TC Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 57

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW4) Rank (GW4) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+8) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 👑 ⚽️ 337 106 16k 24k João Pedro (24) 12/12 3 (24)
2 (+1) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 329 90 44k 517k Rogers (16) 11/12 2 (12)
3 (+8) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 328 FH 98 49k 119k Palmer (10) 12/12 12 (24)
4 (-2) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 325 85 71k 977k Isak (4) 12/12 2 (1)
5 (+7) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 324 95 83k 258k Haaland (18) 12/12
6 (+7) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 322 94 92k 258k Palmer (10) 11/12 WC 19 (17)
7 (-6) UTT Aidan Fleming 320 72 116k 3.4M João Pedro (24) 12/12 1 (10)
8 (+8) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 316 95 176k 288k Haaland (18) 12/12 2 (22)
9 (+1) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 314 83 215k 1.3M Haaland (18) 10/12 1 (0)
10 (+20) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 310 101 284k 90k Haaland (18) 12/12 1 (11)
11 (+4) The H-Team Horatio Turner 307 85 329k 894k Palmer (10) 11/12 WC 20 (12)
12 (+2) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 306 82 367k 1.3M Rogers (16) 12/12 1 (7)
13 (-9) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 306 68 341k 4.2M Isak (4) 10/12 1 (-1)
14 (-9) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 305 67 412k 5.0M Haaland (18) 11/12 1 (3)
15 (+10) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 305 94 412k 299k Haaland (18) 12/12 WC 8 (37)
16 (+2) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 303 84 437k 1.0M Palmer (10) 12/12 WC 19 (7)
17 (-9) Scooby snaka Iain L 298 66 626k 5.1M Palmer (10) 11/12 2 (7)
18 (-12) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 298 64 588k 5.3M Palmer (10) 11/12 1 (2)
19 (-12) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 298 64 626k 5.6M Palmer (10) 10/12 1 (3)
20 (+16) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 297 94 683k 299k Haaland (18) 12/12 WC 11 (32)
21 (+10) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 296 87 707k 765k João Pedro (24) 12/12 2 (19)
22 (-1) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 294 79 774k 1.7M Palmer (10) 12/12 WC 23 (-4)
23 (+14) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 292 89 879k 536k João Pedro (24) 12/12
24 (+16) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 292 91 963k 288k Haaland (18) 12/12 2 (9) H
25 (+9) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 291 85 945k 977k Palmer (10) 11/12 2 (3)
26 (+26) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 291 101 1.9M 790k Haaland (18) 12/12
27 (-5) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 289 74 1.0M 2.8M Palmer (10) 12/12
28 (-5) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 288 75 1.1M 2.6M Palmer (10) 11/12
29 (-12) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 288 67 1.1M 4.6M João Pedro (24) 11/12
30 (+19) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 🔮 286 95 1.3M 258k Haaland (18) 12/12 WC 19 (47)
31 (+28) FFS FC David French 🦴 284 100 1.3M 95k TC Palmer (15) 12/13 2 (10)
32 (-12) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 284 FH 68 1.3M 4.3M Isak (4) 12/12 17 (8)
33 (+8) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 282 83 1.5M 1.3M Haaland (18) 11/12 1 (7)
34 (-1) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 282 75 2.5M 6.3M João Pedro (24) 12/12
35 (-3) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 281 73 1.6M 3.3M Haaland (18) 10/12
36 (-8) Cheese FC Edward Capper 280 70 1.6M 4.1M Haaland (18) 12/12
37 (-18) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 280 FH 63 1.6M 5.7M Palmer (10) 12/12 4 (0)
38 Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 280 77 1.6M 2.3M Palmer (10) 11/12 2 (10)
39 (+11) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 279 88 1.7M 613k Rogers (16) 10/12 WC 8 (13)
40 (-16) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 277 64 1.7M 5.3M Isak (4) 12/12 1 (11)
41 (+1) Wizard Max Allars 277 78 1.9M 2.2M Haaland (18) 12/12 1 (5)
42 (-13) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 277 67 1.8M 4.5M Cherki (2) 12/12 1 (6)
43 (+2) Take my breath (a) James Carr 277 81 2.0M 1.7M Haaland (18) 12/12
44 (-9) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 277 71 2.0M 4.3M Haaland (18) 12/12
45 (-19) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 276 65 1.9M 5.4M João Pedro (24) 11/12 3 (-12)
46 (-3) Slimane Shady Ryan B 274 77 2.2M 2.4M Haaland (18) 11/12 1 (10)
47 (+7) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 269 81 2.5M 1.5M TC Palmer (15) 12/13 1 (-3)
48 (+9) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 269 84 2.5M 1.1M João Pedro (24) 12/12 1 (2)
49 (+22) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 268 96 2.5M 179k João Pedro (24) 11/12
50 (-4) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 268 75 2.6M 3.0M Haaland (18) 10/12 2 (23)
51 (-24) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 262 51 3.1M 8.7M Palmer (10) 10/12 1 (1)
52 (-1) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 262 71 3.3M 4.2M Haaland (18) 12/12 1 (1)
53 (+10) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 262 78 3.6M 3.1M TC Palmer (15) 12/13 1 (0)
54 (-15) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 261 59 3.3M 7.1M Haaland (18) 10/12
55 (+12) Doesn't Mattsson James White 261 84 3.3M 1.1M Haaland (18) 11/12
56 (+4) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 261 77 3.2M 2.2M João Pedro (24) 10/12 1 (-3)
57 (+4) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 261 77 3.2M 2.3M João Pedro (24) 11/12 2 (9)
58 (+4) Change Name Harvey Skelton 260 76 3.7M 3.3M Haaland (18) 11/12
59 (-12) dan Daniel Jarred 🤡 257 65 3.8M 5.9M Haaland (18) 12/12 2 (-14)
60 (-16) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 256 59 3.8M 7.2M Haaland (18) 10/12 1 (3)
61 (+9) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 252 79 4.0M 1.6M João Pedro (24) 12/12
62 (+4) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 252 FH 74 4.0M 2.6M João Pedro (24) 12/12 12 (28)
63 (-8) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 252 64 4.2M 5.9M Haaland (18) 11/12 2 (0)
64 (-16) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 249 57 4.3M 7.2M Havertz (2) 12/12 1 (0)
65 (+10) CRAB Richard Holland 249 82 4.6M 1.7M Haaland (18) 12/12 1 (2)
66 (-13) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 248 59 4.6M 7.3M Haaland (18) 11/12
67 (-9) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 247 62 5.0M 7.3M B.Fernandes (4) 11/12
68 (+11) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 🧑‍🔬 242 76 5.0M 2.2M Saka (16) 12/12 1 (10)
69 (+7) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 240 73 5.4M 3.4M Haaland (18) 10/12 1 (12)
70 (-6) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 239 60 5.3M 6.4M Isak (4) 12/12 1 (2)
71 (-6) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 🥊 239 76 5.4M 2.3M João Pedro (24) 10/12
72 (+1) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 🧠 237 67 5.5M 4.7M TC Palmer (15) 12/13 1 (4)
73 (-17) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 235 47 5.8M 9.5M Haaland (18) 12/12 2 (7)
74 (-5) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 235 71 5.8M 3.8M Haaland (18) 11/12
75 (+5) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 234 68 5.9M 4.7M Haaland (18) 10/12 1 (-1)
76 (+1) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 233 66 5.9M 4.9M Szoboszlai (6) 11/12 WC 9 (29)
77 (-9) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 230 53 6.2M 8.4M Isak (4) 12/12 1 (-2)
78 (+4) TS36 Thomas Sutton 229 66 6.3M 5.2M Haaland (18) 11/12
79 (+7) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 228 74 6.3M 2.8M João Pedro (24) 10/12
80 (+3) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 224 61 7.1M 8.0M Haaland (18) 12/12
81 Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 221 57 6.9M 7.5M TC Barry (6) 13/13 1 (-2)
82 (-4) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 221 54 7.0M 8.4M Haaland (18) 11/12 1 (3)
83 (+5) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 221 72 6.9M 3.5M Palmer (10) 12/12
84 (+3) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 220 68 7.0M 4.7M Haaland (18) 11/12 1 (-1)
85 (-13) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 220 48 7.0M 8.8M Haaland (18) 11/12 2 (-4) H
86 (-1) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 219 62 7.2M 6.5M Haaland (18) 9/12
87 (-13) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 218 48 7.1M 9.2M Isak (4) 11/12 1 (2)
88 (+1) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 217 69 7.1M 3.8M Rogers (16) 10/12 WC 8 (-1)
89 (+3) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 213 84 7.5M 1.1M Haaland (18) 11/12
90 Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 213 66 7.5M 5.4M Haaland (18) 11/12 2 (9)
91 His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 199 53 8.4M 8.7M Haaland (18) 11/12 1 (-1)
92 (+2) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 192 75 8.6M 2.6M João Pedro (24) 12/12
93 (-9) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 🐓 191 33 8.6M 10.4M Mbeumo (4) 12/12
🥚 (-1) Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 163 52 9.5M 7.7M Gakpo (2) 12/12 2 (-2) H

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