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🏆 GW28 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

84 pts

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

28 pts

Kobbie BQ McSauce
Matthew Phillips

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

8×⚽️

The Konate Kid
Harvey Skelton

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

M.Salah (TC)

360 No Pope
Joe Orr

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+16 places

wizard
Max Allars

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-21 places

Various Artists
Jeremy Webb

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

309 BPS

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

21 pts

Alisson Wonderland
Ronald Cvek

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

89.5'

I really sak at this
Jay Robinson

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨

Saughall XI
Curtis French

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+27 pts

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-8 pts

Various Artists
Jeremy Webb

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon M.Salah 81.8% 15pts
2nd Kit Icon Haaland 7.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 6.4% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Watkins 1.8% 9pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 18.2% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Pickford 16.4% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Henderson 15.5% 10pts
4th Kit Icon Sels 11.8% 8pts
5th Kit Icon A.Becker 9.1% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Alexander-Arnold 59.1% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Gabriel 29.1% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Kerkez 24.5% 4pts
4th Kit Icon Robinson 20.9% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Muñoz 17.3% 6pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon M.Salah 88.2% 15pts
2nd Kit Icon Palmer 77.3% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Mbeumo 41.8% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Kluivert 39.1% 5pts
5th Kit Icon Rogers 20.9% 3pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Isak 68.2% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Wood 54.5% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Wissa 21.8% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Haaland 18.2% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Watkins 14.5% 9pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon LIV Attack 191% 7.3pts
2ndKit Icon CHE Attack 100% 1.5pts
3rdKit Icon LIV Defence 85% 2.1pts
4thKit Icon NEW Attack 75% 2.2pts
5thKit Icon ARS Defence 72% 2.5pts
6thKit Icon BRE Attack 65% 2.0pts
7thKit Icon NFO Attack 61% 2.3pts
8thKit Icon BOU Attack 59% 3.8pts
9thKit Icon CRY Defence 47% 7.1pts
10thKit Icon AVL Attack 43% 4.7pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon M.Salah (TC) +21.8pts Kit Icon 360 No Pope
Joe Orr
45pts : 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon João Pedro (C) +17.0pts Kit Icon Gilmour girls
Rebecca Underdown
18pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Watkins (C) +16.8pts Kit Icon BrexitFC
Kieran Blakemore
18pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Cucurella +13.8pts Kit Icon McKennaBall
Kieran Sabine
15pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon I.Sarr +10.8pts Kit Icon Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham
11pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Muñoz in GW28

Crystal Palace: Won 1-0 at home to Ipswich.

Muñoz: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Aït-Nouri in GW28

Wolves: Drew 1-1 at home to Everton.

Aït-Nouri: 90 mins

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Wissa in GW28

Brentford: Lost 0-1 at home to Aston Villa.

Wissa: 90 mins

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Wan-Bissaka in GW28

West Ham: Lost 0-1 at home to Newcastle.

Wan-Bissaka: 90 mins

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Nketiah in GW28

Crystal Palace: Won 1-0 at home to Ipswich.

Nketiah: 71 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33
Kit Icon Muñoz 9 6.0 6 - (0.0) sou (6.3) BHA (4.3) mci + new (7.4) BOU (4.3)
Kit Icon Aït-Nouri 5 2.5 2sou (4.6) WHU (3.7) ips (4.1) TOT (3.3) mun (3.5)
Kit Icon Wissa 5 5.2 2bou (4.7) new (4.7) CHE (4.6) ars (3.7) BHA (4.7)
Kit Icon Wan-Bissaka 4 5.8 2eve (3.4) wol (3.5) BOU (3.3) liv (3.2) SOU (4.2)
Kit Icon Nketiah 4 2.2 2 - (0.0) sou (2.5) BHA (2.1) mci + new (3.7) BOU (2.0)

Transferred Out:

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Hall in GW28

Newcastle: Won 0-1 away to West Ham.

Hall: Did not play.

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Cunha in GW28

Wolves: Drew 1-1 at home to Everton.

Cunha: Did not play.

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Gordon in GW28

Newcastle: Won 0-1 away to West Ham.

Gordon: Did not play.

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Mateta in GW28

Crystal Palace: Won 1-0 at home to Ipswich.

Mateta: Did not play.

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Palmer in GW28

Chelsea: Won 1-0 at home to Leicester.

Palmer: 72 mins Penalty Miss Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW28 GW29 GW30 GW31 GW32 GW33
Kit Icon Hall 19 2.5 x - (0.0) BRE (0.0) lei (0.0) MUN + CRY (0.0) avl (0.0)
Kit Icon Cunha 19 5.0 xsou (0.0) WHU (5.5) ips (5.8) TOT (5.1) mun (5.0)
Kit Icon Gordon 5 1.5 x - (0.0) BRE (4.6) lei (5.6) MUN + CRY (8.9) avl (4.5)
Kit Icon Mateta 4 5.0 x - (0.0) sou (7.1) BHA (5.5) mci + new (9.6) BOU (5.4)
Kit Icon Palmer 4 2.0 1ars (5.0) TOT (7.0) bre (7.3) IPS (8.5) ful (8.0)

Chips


League Table

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# Team Name Manager Score (GW28) Rank (GW28) Captain Trans.
1 Kit Icon The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,912 55 107k 5.5M M.Salah (30)
2 (+1) Kit Icon meow felix Iain L 1,903 68 138k 1.6M M.Salah (30) 1 (6)
3 (-1) Kit Icon Rise, Lord Veiga G Waller 1,902 58 142k 4.7M M.Salah (30) 1 (4)
4 Kit Icon Maradoner Kebab Thomas Ladbury 1,881 58 242k 4.8M M.Salah (30) 2 (3)
5 Kit Icon Cold Farmer Jonah Varney 💎 1,860 52 389k 5.5M M.Salah (30) 2 (0) H
6 (+4) Kit Icon I'm Yelling Timber Nathan Duke 1,856 67 418k 1.8M M.Salah (30) 1 (6)
7 (-1) Kit Icon Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,853 62 446k 3.1M M.Salah (30)
8 (-1) Kit Icon Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 1,848 54 491k 5.8M M.Salah (30)
9 (-1) Kit Icon Handsome Nick's Guys Nick Sweeting 1,846 74 513k 642k M.Salah (30) 1 (-3)
10 (+1) Kit Icon 21 is coming Joseph Miller 1,840 60 570k 4.0M M.Salah (30) 1 (2)
11 (+3) Kit Icon Victor Moses Lawn James Ball 1,836 BB 68 614k 1.6M M.Salah (30) 1 (6)
12 (+3) Kit Icon Morning Ms Jackson Ben Shaw 1,830 59 680k 4.1M M.Salah (30)
13 Kit Icon sda Maciek Kalka 1,828 59 707k 4.3M M.Salah (30) 1 (1)
14 (+4) Kit Icon Haven't Jota Clue Luke Scamp 1,828 68 707k 1.6M M.Salah (30) 1 (2)
15 (-6) Kit Icon Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,828 58 709k 4.7M M.Salah (30) 1 (2)
16 Kit Icon Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,826 56 727k 5.2M M.Salah (30)
17 (+2) Kit Icon Major League Saka Joel Currie 1,815 53 873k 5.1M M.Salah (30) 2 (2) H
18 (+2) Kit Icon Rice Rice Baby Matthew Wiggins 1,811 AM 57 928k 5.0M M.Salah (30) 1 (-4)
19 (-7) Kit Icon French’s Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,808 65 978k 2.2M Palmer (2)
20 (-3) Kit Icon Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 1,804 55 1.0M 5.5M M.Salah (30)
21 (+7) Kit Icon MurderonZidanceFloor Sam Collins 💎 1,801 AM 71 1.1M 566k M.Salah (30) 2 (6) H
22 Kit Icon Massive Goal FC Joe Pashley 1,798 57 1.1M 4.8M M.Salah (30)
23 (+2) Kit Icon Back of the neto James Cushen 1,797 64 1.1M 2.5M M.Salah (30)
24 (-1) Kit Icon Ø My Gaard! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,797 50 1.1M 6.9M M.Salah (30)
25 (+2) Kit Icon Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,794 65 1.2M 2.2M M.Salah (30)
26 (-2) Kit Icon ZirkzeeAndIKnowIt Patrick Fitzgerald 1,791 48 1.2M 7.5M M.Salah (30) 1 (1)
27 (-6) Kit Icon Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,791 56 1.2M 4.1M M.Salah (30) 2 (4) H
28 (+4) Kit Icon Gilmour girls Rebecca Underdown 1,790 61 1.2M 3.7M João Pedro (18) 2 (11)
29 (+2) Kit Icon I really sak at this Jay Robinson 1,787 69 1.3M 1.4M M.Salah (30) 1 (5)
30 (+12) Kit Icon Bayern Bru Daniel Cornwall 1,786 73 1.3M 706k M.Salah (30)
31 (+3) Kit Icon The Steam Raúlers Michael Spencer 1,784 AM 61 1.3M 3.6M M.Salah (30) 1 (-2)
32 (+4) Kit Icon Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 1,782 70 1.4M 1.1M M.Salah (30) 💀
33 Kit Icon Very clever pun fc Ludo Mccormick 1,777 60 1.5M 2.8M M.Salah (30) 3 (-3) H
34 (-5) Kit Icon The Konate Kid Harvey Skelton ⚽️ 1,776 AM 75 1.5M 506k M.Salah (30)
35 (-5) Kit Icon Of No Konsaquence Will Harrington-Clark 1,775 51 1.5M 6.9M M.Salah (30) 2 (2)
36 (+16) Kit Icon wizard Max Allars 1,774 AM 70 1.5M 1.2M M.Salah (30) 1 (-2)
37 (+8) Kit Icon Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,773 68 1.5M 1.6M TC M.Salah (45) 1 (2)
38 (-3) Kit Icon Loaded Garnachos Josh Wilkin 1,772 65 1.6M 2.2M M.Salah (30)
39 (-2) Kit Icon How de Ligtful Paul Lukins 1,770 58 1.6M 4.7M M.Salah (30) 1 (-2)
40 (-2) Kit Icon Alisson Wonderland Ronald Cvek 🧠 1,768 51 1.6M 6.7M M.Salah (30)
41 (+13) Kit Icon Slotty Doesn't Know Liam Spurgeon 1,763 AM 69 1.7M 1.3M M.Salah (30)
42 (+4) Kit Icon Snoop Udogie Dogg Stephen Fragias 1,762 63 1.7M 3.0M M.Salah (30) 1 (6)
43 (-4) Kit Icon SchärWars A New Pope Thomas Allan 💎 1,762 64 1.7M 2.5M M.Salah (30)
44 (+4) Kit Icon Klopp till you drop Adam French 1,758 60 1.8M 4.0M M.Salah (30) 1 (2)
45 (-19) Kit Icon ⚡️Electric Mullets Euan Hodgson 1,758 AM 57 1.8M 4.8M M.Salah (30)
46 (+11) Kit Icon Walterball Aidan Fleming 1,755 67 1.9M 1.7M M.Salah (30) 💀
47 (+6) Kit Icon ElRattas Archie Ainsworth 1,754 57 1.9M 4.8M M.Salah (30) 💀
48 (+2) Kit Icon Palmer Violets Jack K Hodgkins 1,754 61 1.9M 3.7M M.Salah (30) 2 (7)
49 (+2) Kit Icon Bayer Neverlusen Max Winokan 💎 1,749 64 2.0M 2.5M M.Salah (30)
50 (-10) Kit Icon Change Name Nikhil Thapar 1,748 59 2.0M 4.3M M.Salah (30) 1 (-6)
51 (-8) Kit Icon Change Name Billy Matthews 1,747 55 2.0M 5.8M M.Salah (30) 2 (6)
52 (+4) Kit Icon Paddy Power Patrick Jinks 1,743 54 2.1M 5.8M M.Salah (30)
53 (+6) Kit Icon Forever Last! Mr Mcfarlane 1,741 60 2.2M 3.8M M.Salah (30) 💀
54 (+1) Kit Icon Mainoo team name Ben Pelling 💎 1,738 52 2.2M 6.6M M.Salah (30) 1 (2)
55 (-11) Kit Icon Street Corner Slot’s Adam Fenton 1,737 55 2.2M 5.7M M.Salah (30) 1 (1)
56 (+2) Kit Icon Rapper’s De Ligt Faysal Miah 1,734 54 2.3M 6.1M M.Salah (30) 2 (4)
57 (-10) Kit Icon Dyching with Death William Pinnington 1,731 52 2.4M 6.4M M.Salah (30)
58 (+2) Kit Icon GarNachos & SalahSa Sam Watkins 1,730 53 2.4M 6.3M M.Salah (30) 1 (2)
59 (+6) Kit Icon Shelts FC Sam Shelton 1,725 55 2.5M 5.5M M.Salah (30)
60 (-11) Kit Icon Real Muad’Dib Oscar Murphy 1,725 71 2.5M 968k M.Salah (30) WC 14 (7)
61 (+5) Kit Icon Turkish Deligt Rob Sutton 1,724 76 2.5M 455k M.Salah (30) 1 (15)
62 (-21) Kit Icon Various Artists Jeremy Webb 🤡 1,722 54 2.6M 4.8M M.Salah (30) 2 (-8) H
63 Kit Icon Neville wears Prada Taylor Cousins 1,716 54 2.7M 5.8M M.Salah (30)
64 (+5) Kit Icon Titus Shambles James White 1,712 63 2.8M 3.1M M.Salah (30) 4 (9)
65 (-3) Kit Icon Georginino Signings Reece Smith 1,709 AM 50 2.8M 6.1M M.Salah (30) 2 (2) H
66 (+1) Kit Icon Gueye for Ronan Ryan Mugnier 1,705 47 2.9M 7.5M M.Salah (30)
67 (-3) Kit Icon Drop it like itSlot Jamie Boswell 1,696 58 3.1M 3.4M M.Salah (30) 2 (-4) H
68 (+2) Kit Icon 360 No Pope Joe Orr 🧑‍🔬 1,692 67 3.2M 1.1M TC M.Salah (45) 2 (2) H
69 (-1) Kit Icon FC Nathelona Nathan Munday 1,688 39 3.3M 9.0M Mitoma (4) 1 (1)
70 (+1) Kit Icon Rodondendrons Ed Lees 💎 1,685 55 3.3M 5.7M M.Salah (30) 1 (4)
71 (+5) Kit Icon Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 1,682 72 3.4M 947k M.Salah (30) 3 (5)
72 Kit Icon Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 👑 🦴 🔮 1,679 84 3.4M 91k M.Salah (30) WC 13 (27)
73 (+1) Kit Icon dan Daniel Jarred 1,676 58 3.5M 4.8M M.Salah (30) 2 (2)
74 (+3) Kit Icon Palmer your hands Sarah Frame 1,676 67 3.5M 1.9M M.Salah (30) 3 (19)
75 Kit Icon Sali Baba 40 Cédric Vallée 1,661 54 3.8M 6.0M M.Salah (30) 1 (2)
76 (+2) Kit Icon Haven't Jota Clue Thomas Sutton 1,659 55 3.8M 5.5M M.Salah (30)
77 (+2) Kit Icon Cheese FC Edward Capper 1,640 62 4.2M 3.1M M.Salah (30) 💀
78 (+4) Kit Icon Bowen Arrow Jacob Slater 1,639 64 4.2M 2.5M M.Salah (30)
79 (+4) Kit Icon enter shaqiri James Leaper 1,631 70 4.4M 1.1M M.Salah (30)
80 (-7) Kit Icon Where’s my pitch at? Simon Owen 1,630 53 4.4M 6.1M M.Salah (30)
81 Kit Icon Saughall XI Curtis French 🥊 1,626 50 4.4M 6.9M M.Salah (30)
82 (-2) Kit Icon Livin’ La Vida Lope Ethan Barker 1,621 66 4.5M 2.1M M.Salah (30) 1 (-2)
83 (+3) Kit Icon How Dalot can you go Holly Bradburn 1,620 67 4.5M 1.7M M.Salah (30)
84 Kit Icon Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,606 54 4.8M 5.8M M.Salah (30)
85 (+3) Kit Icon Evsy's Enthrallers Harry Everett 1,600 60 4.9M 3.8M M.Salah (30)
86 (-1) Kit Icon Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,591 61 5.0M 3.5M M.Salah (30)
87 Kit Icon ChewBakSaka Ashley Long 1,590 59 5.0M 4.1M M.Salah (30)
88 (+1) Kit Icon Livin’ Saliba Loca Helen Bamford 1,587 61 5.1M 3.5M M.Salah (30)
89 (+3) Kit Icon Face Palmer Katherine Siggs 1,576 73 5.3M 706k M.Salah (30) 💀
90 (+1) Kit Icon Old Havertz Kai Hard Toby Haworth 1,563 57 5.4M 5.0M M.Salah (30) 1 (3)
91 (-1) Kit Icon Where’s leeds? Jonathan Pollard 1,557 47 5.5M 7.5M M.Salah (30) 💀
92 (+2) Kit Icon Minteh Fresh Tom Newman 1,508 53 6.2M 6.1M Palmer (2) 💀
93 (-32) Kit Icon DomsSoLanky Jordan Hookins 1,505 57 6.2M 1.5M M.Salah (30) 4 (3) H H H
94 (-1) Kit Icon Kobbie BQ McSauce Matthew Phillips 🐓 1,485 28 6.4M 10.5M Palmer (2)
95 Kit Icon Palmer Violets James Carr 1,479 47 6.5M 7.5M Palmer (2)
96 (+2) Kit Icon Hakuna Mateta Dominika Skowronska 1,463 74 6.7M 599k M.Salah (30)
97 (-1) Kit Icon MacAwoniyi Cheese Marcus Perry 1,455 29 6.8M 10.4M Haaland (4) 💀
98 (-1) Kit Icon BrexitFC Kieran Blakemore 1,424 AM 36 7.2M 9.3M Watkins (18)
99 (+1) Kit Icon Captain Cucurella Jamie Gibbons 1,409 48 7.3M 7.3M Palmer (2) 💀
100 (+2) Kit Icon Kilman Switch Ben Atkinson 1,406 52 7.4M 6.4M Watkins (18)
101 (-2) Kit Icon Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 1,398 AM 56 7.5M 5.4M Palmer (2) 1 (6)
102 (-1) Kit Icon Antoine Rizzman Sam Romeu 💎 1,393 37 7.5M 9.2M Haaland (4) 💀
103 (+1) Kit Icon McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,374 AM 55 7.8M 5.8M Delap (4) 3 (3)
104 (-1) Kit Icon bevoFC Ben Evans 1,358 33 8.0M 9.8M Haaland (4) 💀
105 Kit Icon Change Name Ryan Boagey 1,320 23 8.4M 11.0M Haaland (4) 💀
106 Kit Icon On ya ‘Ed-erson Jade Bacon 1,320 37 8.4M 9.2M Haaland (4) 💀
107 Kit Icon Tilbs unathletic Josh Tilbury 1,287 46 8.8M 7.7M Palmer (2) 💀
108 (+1) Kit Icon ALAW MOT 696969 Aldo Ventresca 1,258 57 9.1M 4.8M Haaland (4) 💀
109 (-1) Kit Icon Fox FC Charlie Fox 1,218 15 9.4M 11.3M Haaland (4) 💀
🥚 Kit Icon Cal. Raisin Adv. Bd. Richard Holland 1,181 28 9.7M 10.5M Haaland (4) 💀

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