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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW3 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

80 pts

Egan Chips
Matthew Quigley

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

31 pts

Comme ci Konsa
Jacob Slater

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

7×⚽️

Egan Chips
Matthew Quigley

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Mitchell

MainooPlays4ManU
Adam Shorthose

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+29 places

Egan Chips
Matthew Quigley

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-27 places

Cunha Pass A Duckdoo
Sam Watkins

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

335 BPS

Egan Chips
Matthew Quigley

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

22 pts

Victor Moses' Lawn
James Ball

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Knees Santos
Faysal Miah

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

Comme ci Konsa
Jacob Slater

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

86

CRAB
Richard Holland

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

39

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+6 pts

Frisbee Focus
Jonah Varney

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-22 pts

FFS FC
David French

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 84.0% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon Cherki 4.3% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon B.Fernandes 3.2% 2pts
4th Kit Icon João Pedro 2.1% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Palmer 2.1% 1pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 31.9% 3pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 24.5% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Kelleher 14.9% 2pts
4th Kit Icon Kinsky 6.4% 6pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 5.3% 3pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 60.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 28.7% 4pts
3rd Kit Icon Gvardiol 20.2% 8pts
4th Kit Icon Gabriel 18.1% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Shaw 14.9% 4pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon B.Fernandes 59.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Szoboszlai 37.2% 3pts
3rd Kit Icon Cherki 30.9% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Mbeumo 29.8% 8pts
5th Kit Icon Groß 26.6% 1pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 86.2% 9pts
2nd Kit Icon João Pedro 63.8% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 28.7% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Isak 18.1% 13pts
5th Kit Icon Wissa 14.9% 1pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 281% 3.8pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 122% 2.4pts
3rdKit Icon MUN Attack 101% 3.8pts
4thKit Icon CHE Attack 98% 1.8pts
5thKit Icon LIV Attack 74% 5.5pts
6thKit Icon BHA Defence 62% 4.6pts
7thKit Icon ARS Attack 59% 5.5pts
8thKit Icon BRE Attack 41% 1.1pts
9thKit Icon MCI Defence 37% 7.8pts
10thKit Icon BHA Attack 35% 1.2pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Mitchell +15.0pts MainooPlays4ManU
Adam Shorthose 		15pts : 73 mins 2 Goals 2 Bonus 2 Goals Conceded
Kit Icon Vuskovic +11.4pts Chicken Thiaw Mein
Thomas Allan 		12pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Janelt +11.0pts Wizard
Max Allars 		11pts : 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Gakpo +10.9pts French's Fruitshoots
Matthew French 		11pts : 90 mins 2 Assists 2 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon King +10.0pts EETZ A DEESGRAYZ
Owen Wilmot 		10pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Cherki in GW3

Man City: Won 1-0 at home to Coventry City.

Cherki: 65 mins Clean Sheet

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De Cuyper in GW3

Brighton: Drew 1-1 at home to Leeds.

De Cuyper: 76 mins Assist Yellow Card

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Wissa in GW3

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Wissa: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Elanga in GW3

Newcastle: Drew 2-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Elanga: 76 mins Yellow Card

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M.Sangaré in GW3

Brentford: Drew 1-1 at home to Sunderland.

M.Sangaré: 45 mins Yellow Card

Player #Trans. Form GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8
Kit Icon Cherki 28 8.3 3mun (6.6) SUN (5.6) liv (6.1) IPS (8.1) avl (6.6)
Kit Icon De Cuyper 24 7.0 4cov (6.7) ARS (5.9) sun (6.1) CRY (7.1) liv (6.4)
Kit Icon Wissa 12 4.3 1lee (3.9) HUL (4.2) cov (4.4) AVL (4.3) cry (4.6)
Kit Icon Elanga 10 6.0 1lee (3.3) HUL (3.5) cov (3.6) AVL (3.6) cry (3.7)
Kit Icon M.Sangaré 9 6.0 0bou (6.5) CHE (6.9) avl (7.2) LIV (6.4) hul (6.6)

Transferred Out:

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Mbeumo in GW3

Man Utd: Drew 2-2 away to Everton.

Mbeumo: 90 mins Goal 1 Bonus

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Tzolis in GW3

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Chelsea.

Tzolis: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card 1 Bonus

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Pedro Porro in GW3

Spurs: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins 1 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Kinsky in GW3

Spurs: Drew 0-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Kinsky: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Ndiaye in GW3

Man City: Won 1-0 at home to Coventry City.

Ndiaye: 86 mins Clean Sheet

Player #Trans. Form GW3 GW4 GW5 GW6 GW7 GW8
Kit Icon Mbeumo 18 7.0 8MCI (5.5) ful (7.1) TOT (6.7) lee (5.8) BOU (6.7)
Kit Icon Tzolis 13 3.7 5sun (4.6) bha (4.5) LEE (4.6) nfo (5.0) EVE (4.4)
Kit Icon Pedro Porro 10 2.7 7EVE (4.0) AVL (5.5) mun (4.0) COV (4.3) che (4.1)
Kit Icon Kinsky 9 3.0 6EVE (2.9) AVL (3.3) mun (2.8) COV (2.9) che (2.8)
Kit Icon Ndiaye 7 5.3 3mun (5.3) SUN (4.9) liv (5.2) IPS (6.0) avl (5.4)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW3 Score
TC Egan Chips Matthew Quigley 80
TC Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 76
TC Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 76
TC MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 75
TC That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 72
FH Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 71
TC James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 71
TC Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 68
TC Fidler utd Jack Fidler 65
TC I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 63
TC CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 62
TC UTT Aidan Fleming 59
TC Cherki Farke Max Winokan 59
TC Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 59
FH French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 59
WC EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 58
TC KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 57
TC Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 57
TC Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 57
TC Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 57
TC Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 56
TC tilbs united Josh Tilbury 56
TC Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 55
TC CRAB Richard Holland 55
TC Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 54
WC Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 53
TC The H-Team Horatio Turner 51
WC Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 51
TC Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 50
TC Scooby snaka Iain L 49
TC Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 49
WC Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 49
WC Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 49
WC Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 49
TC Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 48
WC Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 45
TC Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 43
WC WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 40
WC Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 40
WC Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 40
WC Doesn't Mattsson James White 39
WC FFS FC David French 36
WC Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 36

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW3) Rank (GW3) Captain Trans.
1 UTT Aidan Fleming 248 59 32k 2.7M TC Haaland (27) 2 (0)
2 (+15) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 240 76 90k 141k TC Haaland (27)
3 (+9) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 239 FH 71 97k 389k Haaland (18) 10 (26)
4 (+4) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 238 65 116k 1.2M TC Haaland (27) 1 (-1)
5 (-2) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 238 51 121k 5.6M Cherki (6) 2 (-6)
6 KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 234 57 195k 3.3M TC Haaland (27) 2 (-3)
7 (-5) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 234 45 195k 7.8M B.Fernandes (4) 2 (-5)
8 (-4) Scooby snaka Iain L 232 49 231k 6.2M TC Haaland (27) 1 (-5)
9 (+14) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 231 71 247k 389k TC Haaland (27)
10 (+8) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 231 68 260k 752k TC Haaland (27) 2 (2)
11 (-6) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 230 50 286k 5.9M TC Haaland (27) 2 (-7)
12 (+19) Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 229 76 314k 164k TC Haaland (27) 2 (-2)
13 (-6) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 🔮 228 52 343k 5.2M Haaland (18) 2 (6)
14 Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 224 57 483k 3.2M TC Haaland (27) 1 (-5)
15 (-5) The H-Team Horatio Turner 222 51 557k 5.5M TC Haaland (27) 1 (-5)
16 (+30) Egan Chips Matthew Quigley 👑 ⚽️ 🦴 221 80 590k 56k TC Haaland (27)
17 (-1) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 221 55 615k 3.9M TC Haaland (27) 1 (4)
18 (-7) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 219 49 704k 6.2M TC Haaland (27) 1 (-4)
19 (+2) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 217 56 831k 3.6M TC Haaland (27) 1 (-5)
20 (+22) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 216 72 894k 369k TC Haaland (27) 2 (1)
21 (+6) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 215 58 926k 2.7M Haaland (18) WC 10 (-19)
22 (+4) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 215 57 945k 3.2M TC Haaland (27) 1 (4)
23 (+1) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 213 53 1.1M 4.5M B.Fernandes (4)
24 (-15) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 213 40 1.1M 8.9M Haaland (18) WC 23 (-17)
25 (+3) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 211 54 1.2M 4.1M TC Haaland (27)
26 (-1) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 211 52 1.3M 5.1M Haaland (18) 1 (-4)
27 (-12) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 211 44 1.3M 8.1M Haaland (18) 2 (-5)
28 (-6) Cheese FC Edward Capper 210 49 1.3M 6.1M Haaland (18)
29 (-10) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 210 48 1.3M 6.7M Cherki (6) 2 (-4)
30 (+4) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 209 57 1.4M 3.1M Haaland (18)
31 (+1) Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 209 56 1.4M 3.6M Haaland (18) 1 (-3)
32 (-19) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 208 40 1.5M 8.9M Haaland (18) WC 3 (-7)
33 (+4) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 207 59 1.6M 2.6M TC Haaland (27) 1 (-5)
34 (-14) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 206 44 1.7M 7.8M Haaland (18)
35 (+12) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 🧑‍🔬 206 66 1.7M 1.0M Haaland (18) 2 (-3)
36 (+3) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 203 57 2.0M 3.1M Haaland (18)
37 (-8) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 203 48 2.0M 6.6M TC Haaland (27) 1 (-5)
38 (-8) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 203 48 2.0M 6.7M Haaland (18) 2 (6)
39 (+5) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 202 59 2.1M 2.6M TC Haaland (27) 1 (3)
40 (+3) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 201 57 2.2M 3.3M Haaland (18) 2 (3)
41 (-1) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 199 53 2.4M 4.5M Haaland (18) WC 7 (-14)
42 (+14) Wizard Max Allars 199 65 2.5M 1.2M Haaland (18) 1 (3)
43 (+2) Slimane Shady Ryan B 197 54 2.7M 4.3M Haaland (18) 1 (1)
44 (+9) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 197 62 2.7M 1.8M TC Haaland (27) 2 (0)
45 (+12) Take my breath (a) James Carr 196 63 2.8M 1.5M Haaland (18)
46 (+2) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 193 55 3.1M 3.8M Haaland (18)
47 (+20) dan Daniel Jarred 192 65 3.3M 1.1M Haaland (18)
48 (-12) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 192 43 3.3M 8.2M João Pedro (2)
49 (+17) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 191 63 3.5M 1.6M TC Haaland (27) 2 (-5)
50 (+4) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 191 56 3.5M 3.7M Haaland (18) 2 (-3)
51 (-16) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 191 40 3.5M 9.0M Cherki (6) 1 (-5)
52 (+6) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 190 57 3.6M 3.3M Haaland (18) 2 (-7)
53 (-4) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 189 51 3.7M 5.3M Haaland (18) WC 12 (-2)
54 (+11) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 188 FH 59 3.8M 2.4M Haaland (18) 59 (-15)
55 (+6) Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 188 57 3.8M 3.1M TC Haaland (27)
56 (+4) klopptillyoudrop Adam French 188 56 3.8M 3.6M Haaland (18) 1 (1)
57 (-24) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 185 32 4.2M 10.1M B.Fernandes (4)
58 (+14) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 185 64 4.2M 1.3M Haaland (18) 1 (-4)
59 (-21) FFS FC David French 🤡 184 36 4.3M 9.7M Haaland (18) WC 21 (-22)
60 (-5) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 184 49 4.3M 6.1M Haaland (18)
61 (+8) Change Name Harvey Skelton 184 61 4.4M 2.0M Haaland (18) 1 (-2)
62 (+12) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 184 66 4.4M 1.0M Haaland (18) 2 (-14)
63 (-22) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 184 39 4.4M 9.3M Palmer (2) 2 (0)
64 (-2) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 179 49 5.0M 6.3M Isak (26) 2 (-6)
65 (+6) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 178 56 5.1M 3.6M TC Haaland (27) 1 (3)
66 (-16) Doesn't Mattsson James White 177 39 5.2M 9.1M Haaland (18) WC 11 (-8)
67 (+6) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 177 57 5.3M 3.2M Haaland (18) 1 (-3)
68 (-9) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 173 40 5.7M 8.9M João Pedro (2)
69 (-18) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 172 36 5.8M 9.7M Haaland (18) WC 8 (-6)
70 Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 🧠 172 49 5.9M 6.2M Haaland (18) 1 (0)
71 (-8) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 170 40 6.1M 8.9M Cherki (6) WC 14 (-18)
72 (+5) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 170 55 6.1M 3.8M Haaland (18)
73 (+2) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 167 51 6.4M 5.5M Haaland (18) 1 (0)
74 (+8) CRAB Richard Holland 167 55 6.4M 4.0M TC Haaland (27) 2 (0)
75 (-11) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 167 37 6.4M 9.6M Haaland (18) 1 (1)
76 (-8) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 167 41 6.4M 8.8M Haaland (18) 1 (-2)
77 (+2) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 166 53 6.5M 4.7M Saka (4) 1 (2)
78 (+7) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 166 58 6.5M 2.9M Haaland (18) 1 (-3)
79 (-1) Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 164 49 6.7M 6.1M Haaland (18) WC 13 (-11)
80 (+8) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 164 75 6.8M 194k TC Haaland (27) 1 (2)
81 (+5) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 163 56 6.8M 3.4M Haaland (18)
82 (+2) TS36 Thomas Sutton 163 54 6.8M 4.4M Haaland (18) 2 (3)
83 (-31) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 163 35 6.9M 8.4M TC Haaland (27) 3 (-6) H H
84 (-4) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 158 45 7.3M 7.5M Mbeumo (16)
85 (-2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 157 45 7.4M 7.5M Haaland (18) WC 16 (-12)
86 (+1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 154 49 7.6M 6.1M Haaland (18) WC 17 (0)
87 (+4) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 152 55 7.8M 3.9M Haaland (18) 1 (-3)
88 (+1) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 149 49 7.9M 6.1M Haaland (18) WC 9 (-19)
89 (-8) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 148 35 8.0M 9.8M Palmer (2)
90 (-14) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 🐓 🥊 147 31 8.1M 10.1M Haaland (18)
91 (-1) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 146 47 8.2M 7.0M Haaland (18) 1 (1)
92 ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 129 50 8.9M 5.7M Haaland (18)
93 (+1) Min Woo Lee James Cushen 117 61 9.3M 2.0M Haaland (18) 1 (-1)
🥚 (-1) Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 111 42 9.5M 6.0M Szoboszlai (6) 3 (-13) H H

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