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🚽 Tesco Bean Value Toilet League

🏆 GW8 Awards (Live)

👑 King

Best GW

82 pts

Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

17 pts

MainooPlays4ManU
Adam Shorthose

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

Wine-fried Zaha
Helen Bamford

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Barnes (C)

That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+25 places

Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-16 places

I Saka this game
Oscar Readwin

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

314 BPS

Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

24 pts

tilbs united
Josh Tilbury

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

88.5'

Jacob's Team
Jacob Roddie

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟥 🟥 🟨 🟨

I Saka this game
Oscar Readwin

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

110

CRAB
Richard Holland

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

35

I Saka this game
Oscar Readwin

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+22 pts

KinderMbeumo
Patrick Fitzgerald

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-14 pts

dan
Daniel Jarred

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 74.5% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 4.3% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 4.3%
4th Kit Icon Palmer 3.2% -1pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 3.2% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 42.6% 7pts
2nd Kit Icon Verbruggen 21.3% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Donnarumma 8.5% 1pts
4th Kit Icon Kelleher 8.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Trafford 6.4% 10pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Calafiori 77.7% 1pts
2nd Kit Icon De Cuyper 44.7% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Konsa 37.2% 14pts
4th Kit Icon Gvardiol 33.0% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Hall 21.3% 5pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Groß 70.2% 0pts
2nd Kit Icon Rogers 66.0% 1pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 41.5% -1pts
4th Kit Icon Cherki 33.0% 0pts
5th Kit Icon Mbeumo 19.1% 2pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 91.5% 8pts
2nd Kit Icon Calvert-Lewin 28.7% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon João Pedro 13.8%
4th Kit Icon Kostoulas 9.6% 2pts
5th Kit Icon Isak 8.5% 9pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 219% 3.6pts
2ndKit Icon ARS Defence 177% 6.6pts
3rdKit Icon CHE Attack 136% 0.2pts
4thKit Icon BHA Attack 89% 0.3pts
5thKit Icon BHA Defence 78% 1.3pts
6thKit Icon MCI Defence 55% 0.8pts
7thKit Icon LEE Defence 34% 7.5pts
8thKit Icon LEE Attack 31% 2.0pts
9thKit Icon MUN Attack 31% 1.4pts
10thKit Icon ARS Attack 29% 2.3pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Barnes (C) +15.7pts That'sMaedaMyDaizen
Josh Wilkin 		16pts : 76 mins Goal Clean Sheet
Kit Icon N.Jackson +12.6pts Caravan Lickers
Jacob Clipsham 		13pts : 81 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Barcola (C) +11.7pts enzo fernandez hater
Luke Scamp 		12pts : 76 mins Assist Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Bobb +11.0pts Gizzers FC
Jacob Gisby 		11pts : 80 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Thiago (C) +9.9pts Areola Grande
Ben Atkinson 		10pts : 90 mins Assist

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Tavernier in GW8

Bournemouth: Won 0-3 away to Man Utd.

Tavernier: 86 mins Goal 2 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Groß in GW8

Brighton: Lost 2-0 away to Liverpool.

Groß: 90 mins Own Goal

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Cherki in GW8

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Cherki: 45 mins Yellow Card

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Palmer in GW8

Chelsea: Lost 0-2 at home to Spurs.

Palmer: 79 mins Red Card

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Raya in GW8

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Raya: 90 mins Clean Sheet 3 Saves

Player #Trans. Form GW8 GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13
Kit Icon Tavernier 11 7.0 10LEE (5.9) ips (7.0) NFO (6.5) ful (6.1) BHA (5.8)
Kit Icon Groß 10 3.7 0mci (5.8) BRE (5.9) hul (5.6) NEW (7.1) bou (6.5)
Kit Icon Cherki 9 3.3 0BHA (5.2) nfo (6.0) FUL (5.5) ars (5.5) LEE (5.3)
Kit Icon Palmer 7 3.0 -1MUN (5.7) sun (5.6) LEE (4.9) nfo (5.6) CRY (5.8)
Kit Icon Raya 5 6.3 7liv (5.6) HUL (5.7) new (5.6) MCI (4.8) bre (5.2)

Transferred Out:

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Semenyo in GW8

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Semenyo: Did not play.

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Saka in GW8

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Saka: Did not play.

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B.Fernandes in GW8

Man Utd: Lost 0-3 at home to Bournemouth.

B.Fernandes: Did not play.

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Szoboszlai in GW8

Liverpool: Won 2-0 at home to Brighton.

Szoboszlai: Did not play.

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Shaw in GW8

Man Utd: Lost 0-3 at home to Bournemouth.

Shaw: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW8 GW9 GW10 GW11 GW12 GW13
Kit Icon Semenyo 10 1.3 xBHA (0.0) nfo (5.4) FUL (4.9) ars (4.9) LEE (4.8)
Kit Icon Saka 9 1.7 xliv (0.0) HUL (6.0) new (7.6) MCI (6.1) bre (6.3)
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 9 0.7 xche (7.7) AVL (6.7) liv (6.5) BRE (6.2) new (7.5)
Kit Icon Szoboszlai 8 0.3 xARS (0.0) cry (4.9) MUN (4.8) eve (4.5) SUN (4.8)
Kit Icon Shaw 5 1.0 xche (0.0) AVL (4.3) liv (4.2) BRE (4.0) new (4.3)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW8 Score
BB CRAB Richard Holland 69
WC KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 63
WC Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 60
WC Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 55
WC Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford 52
WC MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 49
WC tilbs united Josh Tilbury 46
BB Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 44

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW8) Rank (GW8) Captain Fix. Trans.
1 (+1) Frisbee Focus Jonah Varney 597 57 10k 1.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 3 (10)
2 (-1) Leeky Blinders Owain Davies 592 46 17k 5.3M João Pedro (0) 12/12 2 (8)
3 Gueye for Garner Ryan Mugnier 587 52 27k 3.2M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
4 (+5) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 🔮 570 63 106k 750k Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 4 (22)
5 (+7) WeSoungoutou Da Prem Ethan Barker 569 68 115k 372k Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (7)
6 (+25) Jacob's Team Jacob Roddie 👑 🦴 561 82 196k 21k Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (1)
7 (-2) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 557 48 239k 4.3M Haaland (16) 12/12
8 (-1) Yoro Wizard Harry Marcus Perry 555 47 274k 5.0M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (8)
9 (+1) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 554 49 284k 4.2M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
10 (-2) Oops! I Did It Egan Matthew Quigley 552 44 320k 5.8M Haaland (16) 12/12
11 (-5) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 552 43 324k 6.4M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (0)
12 (-8) Wengaboys Nye Johnson 549 31 374k 10.0M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (2)
13 (-2) Red Djed Redemption Ben Pelling 546 41 432k 6.9M Haaland (16) 12/12
14 (+5) IRN Brewster Rob Sutton 546 57 432k 1.7M Haaland (16) 12/12
15 (-2) The H-Team Horatio Turner 544 43 476k 6.2M Haaland (16) 12/12
16 Toe Punt Utd Tim Roberts 543 55 516k 2.2M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 8 (14)
17 (+15) enzo fernandez hater Luke Scamp 541 66 571k 519k João Pedro (0) 12/12 1 (6)
18 (+2) Not Too Xabi Ben Shaw 539 50 613k 3.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-8)
19 (-1) James Milners Team Alex Pawsey 537 46 658k 5.0M Haaland (16) 11/12
20 (-3) Half The World (A) Greg Houghton 537 45 663k 5.4M João Pedro (0) 12/12
21 (-6) Tzolis & Gromit G Waller 536 42 692k 6.8M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (2)
22 (+13) Fidler utd Jack Fidler 534 56 753k 2.1M Haaland (16) 12/12 3 (12)
23 (+20) Jacquet Potato Archie Ainsworth 533 68 778k 333k Haaland (16) 11/12 💀
24 (+3) UTT Aidan Fleming 533 51 785k 3.3M Haaland (16) 12/12
25 (-2) Jacquet Potatoes Joe Orr 530 47 881k 4.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (3)
26 (+15) Chicken Thiaw Mein Thomas Allan 529 60 920k 1.3M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (10)
27 (+9) Kung Fu Jander Thomas Ladbury 527 54 993k 2.6M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (2)
28 (+16) That'sMaedaMyDaizen Josh Wilkin 🧑‍🔬 526 61 1.0M 1.1M Barnes (16) 12/12 1 (2)
29 (-5) Cherki Dinosaurs James Leaper 526 43 1.0M 6.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (1)
30 (-16) I Saka this game Oscar Readwin 🥊 526 30 1.0M 10.1M Palmer (-2) 12/12
31 (-2) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 524 44 1.1M 5.8M Haaland (16) 12/12
32 (+5) EETZ A DEESGRAYZ Owen Wilmot 524 52 1.1M 3.2M João Pedro (0) 12/12 2 (11)
33 (+6) Take my breath (a) James Carr 522 52 1.2M 3.0M Haaland (16) 12/12
34 (+8) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 522 56 1.2M 1.9M Haaland (16) 12/12
35 (-7) Scooby snaka Iain L 521 40 1.2M 7.3M Palmer (-2) 12/12
36 (+9) FFS FC David French 520 59 1.3M 846k Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (9) H
37 (-12) Afternoon De Ligt Paul Lukins 520 37 1.3M 8.6M João Pedro (0) 12/12 2 (-1)
38 (-5) Cherki Farke Max Winokan 519 40 1.3M 7.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
39 (-13) Quantum of Tzolis Matthew Wiggins 517 34 1.4M 9.4M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-1)
40 (-10) Cleated Rivalry Sarah Frame 517 41 1.4M 7.2M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (14)
41 (-19) Kinder Mbeumo Dominika Skowronska 513 29 1.6M 10.3M João Pedro (0) 11/13 💀
42 (-4) dan Daniel Jarred 🤡 513 46 1.6M 5.3M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-14)
43 (-9) Cheese FC Edward Capper 510 31 1.7M 9.9M Haaland (16) 11/12 💀
44 (-23) EarthWindAndMaguire Taylor Cousins 510 32 1.8M 9.9M Rogers (2) 12/12 1 (-5)
45 (+3) Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 507 48 1.9M 4.5M João Pedro (0) 12/12 1 (8)
46 (-6) Iraolacoaster Nikhil Thapar 502 32 2.2M 9.7M Haaland (16) 12/12
47 (+6) Change Name Harvey Skelton 502 65 2.2M 549k Haaland (16) 12/12
48 (-2) CigSmokers86 Ed Lees 501 40 2.2M 7.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
49 (+6) Quantum of Tzolis Joel Currie 501 64 2.2M 711k Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (0)
50 (+10) CRAB Richard Holland 498 BB 69 2.4M 322k Haaland (16) 15/15 2 (10)
51 (+8) Slimane Shady Ryan B 494 64 2.6M 643k Haaland (16) 12/12
52 (-1) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 491 43 2.8M 6.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (-3)
53 (+1) Winning it again Jonathan Pollard 487 46 3.0M 5.0M Haaland (16) 12/12
54 (-4) Doesn't Mattsson James White 487 38 3.1M 8.3M João Pedro (0) 12/12 3 (3)
55 (+10) Benjamin NetanMaino Euan Hodgson 485 64 3.2M 643k João Pedro (0) 11/13
56 (+1) tilbs united Josh Tilbury 🧠 479 46 3.6M 5.0M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 7 (-1)
57 (+4) North Face Jacquet Adam Fenton 479 50 3.6M 3.8M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (10)
58 (-11) MainooPlays4ManU Adam Shorthose 🐓 478 17 3.6M 11.1M Groß (0) 10/12
59 (+5) Planet Thanet Jamie Boswell 478 60 3.6M 1.2M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 11 (3)
60 (-11) Forever Looking Up Mr Mcfarlane 475 24 3.8M 10.8M João Pedro (0) 10/12 3 (-11)
61 (+1) Iraola Coaster Owen Borseti 472 BB 44 4.0M 6.0M Haaland (16) 16/16 1 (0)
62 (+8) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 468 59 4.3M 1.3M Haaland (16) 12/12
63 (-5) Mediocre Reo-Coker Patrick Jinks 467 35 4.3M 9.0M Haaland (16) 12/12
64 (-8) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 461 28 4.8M 10.5M Palmer (-2) 12/12 1 (-1)
65 (-13) Ithaca Wanderers FC Oscar Murphy 461 42 4.8M 6.6M Haaland (16) 12/12
66 klopptillyoudrop Adam French 460 39 4.8M 7.7M Haaland (16) 12/12
67 (-4) MurderOnZidanesFloor Toby Haworth 460 49 4.8M 3.9M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 7 (10)
68 (+6) Malt Shovel Jamie Gibbons 455 52 5.1M 3.0M João Pedro (0) 10/13 💀
69 (-2) I'm a Baleba Daniel Cornwall 455 43 5.1M 6.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 4 (-11)
70 (+1) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 451 42 5.4M 5.3M Haaland (16) 12/12 2 (11) H
71 (+8) Talk Wirtzy To Me Curtis French 450 54 5.4M 2.6M Rogers (2) 12/12 1 (1)
72 (+6) Tonberry Melee Matthew Phillips 449 51 5.5M 3.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (6)
73 (-1) Wizard Max Allars 447 40 5.6M 7.6M Haaland (16) 11/12 3 (2)
74 (+7) Wine-fried Zaha Helen Bamford ⚽️ 443 52 5.9M 3.0M Haaland (16) 12/12 WC 9 (-2)
75 Wirtz pun ever Ludo Mccormick 443 40 5.9M 7.5M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (2)
76 (-3) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 442 37 5.9M 8.3M Haaland (16) 12/12
77 (-9) Cunha Pass A Duckdoo Sam Watkins 440 28 6.0M 10.4M B.Fernandes (0) 11/12 💀
78 (-2) TS36 Thomas Sutton 440 37 6.0M 8.3M Haaland (16) 10/12 💀
79 (-10) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 436 33 6.3M 9.5M João Pedro (0) 12/12
80 (+3) Majin Buuland Cédric Vallée 433 54 6.5M 2.6M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (5)
81 (-4) Evs' Elite Eleven Harry Everett 431 31 6.6M 10.1M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 2 (-8)
82 (+3) Tzolis and Gromit Alex Bamford 429 46 6.7M 5.3M Haaland (16) 12/12 1 (-1)
83 (-3) MJ's Filler Kieran Blakemore 425 33 6.9M 9.5M Haaland (16) 9/12 💀
84 (+2) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 425 46 6.9M 5.4M Thiago (10) 11/12 3 (7)
85 (-1) Neville wears Prada Simon Owen 414 35 7.5M 9.1M João Pedro (0) 11/13 1 (1)
86 (+2) Bosh Soldiers Kieran Sabine 412 40 7.5M 7.3M Calafiori (2) 12/12
87 Wirtz when I poo Nathan Munday 412 39 7.5M 7.9M Barcola (12) 12/12 1 (6)
88 (-6) Isak-ly What I Need Connor Christian 410 57 7.7M 1.8M Cherki (0) 12/12 1 (0)
89 (+2) Comme ci Konsa Jacob Slater 404 52 7.9M 3.0M Haaland (16) 12/12
90 Min Woo Lee James Cushen 403 45 7.9M 5.4M João Pedro (0) 12/12
91 (+1) Knees Santos Faysal Miah 396 45 8.2M 5.6M Mbeumo (4) 12/12 1 (0)
92 (-3) Burn baby Burn Ellen Phillpot 395 29 8.2M 10.3M Rogers (2) 12/12
93 (+1) His pal Dallas Nick Sweeting 379 42 8.8M 6.6M Haaland (16) 12/12
🥚 (-1) Cherry-Picked XI Jordan Hookins 366 41 9.1M 6.9M Rogers (2) 12/12

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