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🏆 GW18 Awards

👑 King

Best GW

74 pts

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

🐓 Cock

Worst GW

17 pts

Coming up for Blair
Jeremy Webb

⚽️ Massive Goal FC

Most Goals

5×⚽️

Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry

🧑‍🔬 Scientist

Best Differential

Watkins (C)

Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry

🚀 Rocketeer

Best Rank Gain

+11 places

Alfa Romero
Rob Sutton

🚽 #DownTheToilet

Worst Rank Loss

-9 places

Estève the Best
William Pinnington

🦴 Boner

Highest Bonus

324 BPS

Gueye for Gana
Ryan Mugnier

🧠 Smooth Brain

Most Bench Points

26 pts

Andy's Annihilators
Andy Bewick

👹 Minutes Monster

Best Avg. Minutes

90.0'

Hakuna Juan Mata
Taylor Cousins

🥊 ASBO

Most Carded

🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨

ddd
Maciek Kalka

🚌 Park the Bus

Most Def. Con.

107

chumpians
Iain L

🧀 Gruyère

Least Def. Con.

48

Sloppykloppy
James Cushen

🔮 Fortune Teller

Best Transfers

+25 pts

Ben Doakver
Liam Spurgeon

🤡 Clown

Worst Transfers

-7 pts

Gizzers FC
Jacob Gisby

League Template

Captain

1st Kit Icon Haaland 72.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 14.2% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Palmer 2.8% 2pts

Goalkeeper

1st Kit Icon Raya 34.9% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Dúbravka 16.0% 11pts
3rd Kit Icon Roefs 14.2% 3pts
4th Kit Icon Sánchez 13.2% 3pts
5th Kit Icon Kelleher 8.5% 4pts

Defence

1st Kit Icon Guéhi 47.2% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Senesi 27.4% 2pts
3rd Kit Icon Chalobah 22.6% 0pts
4th Kit Icon Virgil 20.8% 2pts
5th Kit Icon O'Reilly 18.9% 1pts

Midfield

1st Kit Icon Foden 64.2% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Semenyo 49.1% 9pts
3rd Kit Icon Rice 36.8% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Rogers 34.0% 1pts
5th Kit Icon Saka 32.1% 7pts

Forwards

1st Kit Icon Haaland 89.6% 2pts
2nd Kit Icon Ekitiké 47.2% 5pts
3rd Kit Icon Thiago 34.9% 5pts
4th Kit Icon Woltemade 25.5% 2pts
5th Kit Icon João Pedro 20.8% 8pts

Effective Ownership

1stKit Icon MCI Attack 243% 1.7pts
2ndKit Icon LIV Attack 86% 5.0pts
3rdKit Icon ARS Attack 82% 5.2pts
4thKit Icon ARS Defence 63% 1.4pts
5thKit Icon CRY Defence 63% 2.1pts
6thKit Icon BOU Attack 59% 7.6pts
7thKit Icon CHE Defence 55% 1.6pts
8thKit Icon NEW Attack 53% 2.0pts
9thKit Icon CHE Attack 46% 4.5pts
10thKit Icon MCI Defence 43% 3.2pts

Killer Differentials

Kit Icon Watkins (C) +23.8pts Snoop Udogie Dogg
Marcus Perry 		24pts : 32 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Dorgu +17.0pts 'tis Friday then?
Matthew Phillips 		17pts : 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus Clean Sheet
Kit Icon Cherki +12.8pts It Wirtz when I wee
Nathan Munday 		13pts : 88 mins Goal Assist 3 Bonus
Kit Icon Gravenberch +10.4pts Pistol Wallace
Nick Sweeting 		11pts : 90 mins Goal 2 Bonus
Kit Icon Van de Ven +10.1pts SaughallXI
Curtis French 		11pts : 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

Popular Moves

Transferred In:

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Ekitiké in GW18

Liverpool: Won 2-1 at home to Wolves.

Ekitiké: 85 mins Assist

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Rogers in GW18

Aston Villa: Won 1-2 away to Chelsea.

Rogers: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Cunha in GW18

Man Utd: Won 1-0 at home to Newcastle.

Cunha: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Rice in GW18

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Brighton.

Rice: 90 mins Assist

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Alderete in GW18

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 at home to Leeds.

Alderete: 90 mins

Player #Trans. Form GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22 GW23
Kit Icon Ekitiké 29 7.0 5LEE (6.2) ful (5.4) ars (4.6) BUR (6.4) bou (5.4)
Kit Icon Rogers 15 7.0 1ars (4.8) NFO (5.9) cry (5.5) EVE (5.7) new (5.7)
Kit Icon Cunha 13 4.5 2WOL (7.1) lee (6.6) bur (6.9) MCI (5.3) ars (4.9)
Kit Icon Rice 7 5.2 5AVL (6.2) bou (6.5) LIV (6.2) nfo (6.5) MUN (6.6)
Kit Icon Alderete 6 4.4 4MCI (4.9) tot (5.4) bre (5.4) CRY (5.4) whu (6.0)

Transferred Out:

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B.Fernandes in GW18

Man Utd: Won 1-0 at home to Newcastle.

B.Fernandes: Did not play.

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Thiago in GW18

Brentford: Won 4-1 at home to Bournemouth.

Thiago: 90 mins Assist

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Mateta in GW18

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-1 at home to Spurs.

Mateta: 90 mins

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Dewsbury-Hall in GW18

Everton: Drew 0-0 away to Burnley.

Dewsbury-Hall: Did not play.

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Richards in GW18

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-1 at home to Spurs.

Richards: Did not play.

Player #Trans. Form GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22 GW23
Kit Icon B.Fernandes 24 7.8 xWOL (0.0) lee (0.0) bur (0.0) MCI (6.2) ars (5.7)
Kit Icon Thiago 19 2.4 5TOT (5.9) eve (5.4) SUN (5.0) che (5.5) NFO (5.7)
Kit Icon Mateta 7 2.7 2FUL (4.9) new (4.9) AVL (4.8) sun (4.5) CHE (4.9)
Kit Icon Dewsbury-Hall ⚠️ 5 4.0 xnfo (2.3) BRE (5.1) WOL (6.0) avl (4.9) LEE (5.6)
Kit Icon Richards ⚠️ 5 2.8 xFUL (3.4) new (5.0) AVL (4.9) sun (5.2) CHE (4.9)

Chips

Chip Team Manager GW18 Score
BB Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 74
BB chumpians Iain L 72
BB Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 71
BB FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 65
BB Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 64
BB Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 64
TC itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 63
BB Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 62
BB Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 61
BB Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 59
BB Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 58
FH Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 58
FH Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 57
BB Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 57
BB Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 56
BB ddd Maciek Kalka 53
BB Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 53
FH Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 52
TC Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 52
FH Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 51
FH It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 45
WC1 Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 45
TC Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 38
TC isak at this Ludo Mccormick 38
TC klopp till you drop Adam French 38
FH Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 37

League Table

League Table:

# Team Name Manager Score (GW18) Rank (GW18) Captain Trans.
1 Ivan Cruzcampo Thomas Ladbury 1,184 56 3071 1.9M Haaland (4) 1 (10)
2 (+1) The H-Team Horatio Turner 💎 1,170 62 7485 876k Haaland (4) 3 (10)
3 (-1) KinderMbeumo Patrick Fitzgerald 1,152 44 22k 6.5M Haaland (4) 3 (6)
4 (+1) Back of the Neto Jonah Varney 💎 1,136 BB 59 51k 1.3M Haaland (4) 2 (6)
5 (+2) Wirtzgebeurt Max Winokan 1,131 FH 57 64k 1.6M Ekitiké (10) 10 (-5)
6 (-2) Shoroddieroddie FC Jacob Roddie 1,129 49 71k 4.2M Haaland (4) 2 (3)
7 (-1) Jose Maureen ya know Simon Owen 1,102 33 226k 10.6M Haaland (4)
8 Lego Botman Oscar Murphy 1,102 FH 51 227k 3.2M Ekitiké (10) 9 (-5)
9 (+4) Gyök Tuah Oscar Readwin 1,098 BB 64 262k 641k Haaland (4) 2 (3)
10 (+9) Gueye for Gana Ryan Mugnier 🦴 1,096 BB 71 276k 185k Haaland (4)
11 (-2) Wirtz in Progress Alex Pawsey 1,096 44 279k 6.4M Haaland (4) 2 (3)
12 (+8) chumpians Iain L 1,093 BB 72 312k 179k Haaland (4) 3 (10)
13 (-3) dan Daniel Jarred 1,090 38 342k 8.8M Haaland (4)
14 (-2) Hakuna Mateta Dan Jones 💎 1,090 BB 49 349k 1.7M Haaland (4) 3 (3) H H
15 (+2) FAT MASSIVE GOAL FC Joe Pashley 1,088 BB 65 369k 549k Haaland (4) 2 (1)
16 (-5) Winning it Jonathan Pollard 1,083 37 429k 9.2M Haaland (4)
17 (-1) It was me, Diouf! Matthew Quigley 💎 1,079 FH 45 483k 5.6M Haaland (4) 19 (13)
18 (-4) Beef Cherki Stephen Fragias 1,073 36 578k 9.6M Haaland (4)
19 (-1) Livin Saliba Loca Joel Currie 1,068 45 663k 6.0M Semenyo (18) 3 (5)
20 (+6) Eat More Chips Owain Davies 💎 1,065 BB 54 726k 1.5M Haaland (4) 3 (-4) H
21 (+2) Tungtungtung Saluhr G Waller 1,061 50 804k 3.8M Haaland (4) 1 (5)
22 (-7) Ass Kickers Utd III David French 1,061 42 811k 5.6M Ekitiké (10) 3 (0) H
23 (+14) Alfa Romero Rob Sutton 👑 1,059 BB 74 842k 119k Haaland (4) 1 (2)
24 (-3) Diogo's on Fire Ashley Long 1,051 38 1.0M 9.1M TC Haaland (6) 2 (6)
25 (+9) Un-Baleba-ble Faysal Miah 1,051 BB 64 1.0M 641k Haaland (4) 2 (14)
26 (+3) CigSmokers33 Ed Lees 💎 1,048 55 1.1M 2.2M Haaland (4) 2 (-5)
27 (+5) McKennaBall Kieran Sabine 1,046 52 1.1M 2.8M Saka (14)
28 (+2) Old Havertz Kai Hard Owen Wilmot 1,042 46 1.2M 5.5M Haaland (4) 2 (4)
29 (-1) Stach My Ants On Reece Smith 1,040 39 1.3M 8.7M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
30 (-6) French's Fruitshoots Matthew French 1,040 44 1.3M 6.4M Haaland (4) 1 (4)
31 (-6) Estève the Best William Pinnington 1,038 26 1.4M 11.6M Haaland (4) 2 (-2) H
32 (-10) Pickled Cirkin FC Helen Bamford 1,038 37 1.4M 9.5M Haaland (4) 1 (-1)
33 (-6) Wirtz comes to Wirtz Adam Fenton 1,037 36 1.4M 9.9M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
34 (+4) Toe Punt United Tim Roberts 1,033 FH 52 1.5M 2.8M Haaland (4) 7 (11)
35 (+4) KingEthanResurgence Ethan Barker 1,031 50 1.6M 3.8M Haaland (4) 1 (5)
36 (+4) Gizzers FC Jacob Gisby 🤡 1,031 47 1.6M 5.0M Haaland (4) 1 (-7)
37 (+4) Blink 1-Eto'o Paul Lukins 1,030 47 1.6M 5.1M Haaland (4) 2 (6)
38 (-3) Jack Wick Kieran Blakemore 1,028 45 1.6M 5.6M Ekitiké (10) WC 6 (-6)
39 (-8) ABCDE FC Ben Pelling 💎 1,026 34 1.7M 10.6M Haaland (4) 2 (2)
40 (+2) Areola Grande Ben Atkinson 1,025 43 1.7M 6.8M Haaland (4) 1 (4)
41 (-8) Victor Moses' Lawn James Ball 1,024 52 1.8M 3.0M Haaland (4) 1 (3)
42 (-6) Sloan Rangers Jordan Sloan 1,022 39 1.8M 8.7M Haaland (4) 1 (4)
43 Fidler utd Jack Fidler 1,021 46 1.9M 5.4M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
44 (+1) ping-frim-pong-fc Archie Ainsworth 1,019 53 1.9M 2.5M Haaland (4) 💀
45 (+3) Mikel ArTanya Tanya Fozzard 1,011 BB 56 2.2M 1.9M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
46 (+1) Slotty Too Hotty Jamie Boswell 1,006 FH 58 2.4M 1.4M Ekitiké (10) 5 (16)
47 (-3) Could be Wirtz Harvey Skelton 1,004 39 2.4M 8.4M Haaland (4)
48 (+1) Ha-Cunha Mateta Patrick Jinks 996 44 2.7M 6.4M Haaland (4) 1 (3)
49 (+7) I Baleba Can Fly Daniel Cornwall 995 56 2.8M 1.8M Haaland (4)
50 (+4) ddd Maciek Kalka 🥊 995 BB 49 2.8M 2.8M Ekitiké (10) 3 (6) H
51 (-5) Andy's Annihilators Andy Bewick 🧠 993 40 2.8M 8.3M Haaland (4) 2 (-3)
52 (-1) Dynamo Chicken Kiev Toby Haworth 989 42 3.0M 7.0M Haaland (4)
53 (+12) Wakey Madueke Nathan Duke 987 BB 61 3.1M 974k Haaland (4) 1 (11)
54 (-2) Saliba la Vida Loca Matthew Wiggins 986 FH 37 3.1M 9.2M Haaland (4) 7 (17)
55 (-2) King Sergej Aidan Fleming 981 38 3.3M 8.8M Haaland (4) 💀
56 (-1) You Shall Not Pass Thomas Allan 978 46 3.4M 5.5M Haaland (4) 2 (9)
57 (+1) Titus Shambles Harry Everett 975 37 3.5M 9.2M Haaland (4)
58 (+1) Can't Get Any Wirtz Joe Orr 969 39 3.8M 8.7M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
59 (+5) Lord Elronaldinio Ellen Phillpot 968 39 3.8M 8.4M Foden (4)
60 Wizard Max Allars 967 30 3.8M 11.6M Haaland (4) 2 (5)
61 (-4) Paqueta Crisps Jacob Slater 966 27 3.9M 11.9M Haaland (4)
62 (-1) Out on Bale Ben Shaw 966 32 3.9M 11.1M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
63 (+6) Palmer Sutra Sarah Frame 966 44 3.9M 6.4M Haaland (4) 1 (2)
64 (-1) Flo, Mo & Bros Luke Scamp 963 41 4.0M 7.8M Haaland (4) 1 (0)
65 (+2) Blink 1-Eto'o James Leaper 958 39 4.2M 8.4M Haaland (4)
66 (+11) Dani Calafiornia Alex Bamford 956 BB 62 4.3M 876k Haaland (4) 3 (9)
67 (-1) Ballon D’oyle Eddie Doyle 943 37 4.8M 9.5M Haaland (4) 2 (-3)
68 (+8) SaughallXI Curtis French 942 46 4.8M 5.4M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
69 (+13) Levy La Vida Loca Dominika Skowronska 940 53 4.9M 2.5M Haaland (4) 💀
70 (+2) Kabomination Kajan Kugananthajothy 939 33 4.9M 10.6M Haaland (4) 💀
71 (+4) 'tis Friday then? Matthew Phillips 939 53 4.9M 2.8M Cunha (4) 2 (8)
72 (-1) Wirtz Case Scenario Nikhil Thapar 939 BB 53 4.9M 2.7M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
73 (+1) isak at this Ludo Mccormick 937 38 5.0M 8.8M TC Ekitiké (15)
74 (-1) Cheese FC Edward Capper 934 34 5.1M 10.3M Haaland (4) 💀
75 (-5) Tilbs United Josh Tilbury 932 29 5.2M 11.6M Haaland (4) 💀
76 (-8) Pending Domination Euan Hodgson 932 29 5.2M 11.6M Haaland (4) 💀
77 (+1) A-Cunha Matata Holly Bradburn 932 42 5.2M 7.0M Haaland (4)
78 (+1) Pistol Wallace Nick Sweeting 928 51 5.4M 3.4M Ekitiké (10) 2 (1)
79 (+6) Haut de la Gaard Cédric Vallée 927 52 5.4M 2.8M TC Haaland (6)
80 (+1) klopp till you drop Adam French 926 38 5.4M 9.2M TC Haaland (6) 3 (-7)
81 (-1) Cunha Hear Me A.F.C Adam Shorthose 926 40 5.4M 8.2M Haaland (4) 1 (1)
82 (+2) Jurásek Park James White 925 47 5.5M 4.7M Haaland (4) 💀
83 Red Nose Reijnders Greg Houghton 924 44 5.5M 6.4M Ekitiké (10) 1 (9)
84 (+5) Locomotiv Margate FC Sam Watkins 922 50 5.6M 3.5M Haaland (4) 💀
85 (+1) Palmer Violets James Carr 922 44 5.6M 6.1M Palmer (4) 💀
86 (+1) HUGO's BOSS LA Connor Christian 919 41 5.7M 7.8M Ekitiké (10) 1 (5)
87 (+3) It Wirtz when I wee Nathan Munday 917 62 5.8M 889k Ekitiké (10) 5 (9)
88 (+3) Wirtz Team Possible Luke Cornwall 912 43 5.9M 6.9M Ekitiké (10) 2 (-3)
89 (-1) Hakuna Juan Mata Taylor Cousins 910 40 6.0M 7.9M Haaland (4)
90 (-28) itsJasoneBournemouth Jordan Hookins 904 55 6.2M 758k TC Ekitiké (15) 3 (-3) H H
91 (+4) Mersey-cry-siders Jamie Gibbons 903 58 6.2M 1.4M J.Timber (0) 💀
92 Chupa Matetas Sam Romeu 💎 901 49 6.3M 3.9M Haaland (4) 💀
93 Always look up! Mr Mcfarlane 897 41 6.4M 7.5M Ekitiké (10) 💀
94 (+2) Ben Doakver Liam Spurgeon 🔮 893 65 6.6M 561k Ekitiké (10) 3 (25)
95 (-1) Isaked in the mornin Josh Wilkin 893 48 6.6M 4.6M Haaland (4) 1 (10)
96 (+1) ALISSON WONDERLAND Ronald Cvek 874 47 7.2M 4.7M Haaland (4) 💀
97 (-47) Coming up for Blair Jeremy Webb 🐓 869 17 7.4M 12.2M Haaland (4) 3 (-2) H H
98 (+2) Snoop Udogie Dogg Marcus Perry ⚽️ 🧑‍🔬 867 58 7.4M 1.4M Watkins (24)
99 Frimping-pong Thomas Sutton 862 43 7.5M 6.9M Haaland (4) 2 (10)
100 (-2) Billy Boy Raiders George Imbert 855 36 7.7M 9.6M Hall (4) 💀
101 (+1) Sloppykloppy James Cushen 823 26 8.6M 12.1M Chalobah (0) 3 (3)
102 (+1) Ampadu-du Aldo Ventresca 823 49 8.6M 3.9M João Pedro (16) 💀
103 (-2) Caravan Lickers Jacob Clipsham 819 35 8.7M 10.0M Palmer (4)
104 360NoPope Sam Collins 💎 777 56 9.6M 1.8M Palmer (4) 💀
105 Wengaboys Nye Johnson 💎 727 46 10.5M 5.2M Gyökeres (4) 💀
🥚 Dont Hinshel My Wood Tom Newman 675 32 11.2M 10.9M Raya (4) 💀

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