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Sam Romeu's "Chupa Matetas"

Sánchez
🅰️🧤🟨 4pts
Guéhi
🟨 1pts
Senesi
4pts
Saka (VC)
🛡️ 3pts
Semenyo
⚽️3️⃣ 10pts
Doku
⛔️ -
Caicedo
🟨 3pts
Haaland (C)
⚽️⚽️🅰️3️⃣ 32pts
João Pedro
⚽️1️⃣🟨 6pts
Thiago
⚠️ 2pts
Dúbravka
2pts
Reinildo
⛔️ -
Estève
⚠️ -
Sarr
⛔️ -

25/26 Season

Total Score: 852 Overall Rank: 6.5M Avg. Player Selection: 20.1% Team Value: £99.2M #hits: 2 #transfers: 10 Total Transfer Gain: 21

GW17

Score: 66 Rank: 6.9M Rank Gain: -116.2% xG: 3.4 xA: 1.4 Performed xPts: 44.0

🏆 Trophy Cabinet

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GW9, GW10, GW12, GW13

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GW3, GW4, GW6, GW10

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GW7, GW10

2 × 🤡 Clown

GW11, GW16

🔮 Fortune Teller

GW8

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GW17

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GW3

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GW2

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GW2

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GW7

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GW16

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GW2


Picks

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Sánchez in GW12

Chelsea: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Sánchez: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Sánchez in GW13

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

Sánchez: 90 mins 3 Saves

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Sánchez in GW14

Chelsea: Lost 3-1 away to Leeds.

Sánchez: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Sánchez in GW15

Chelsea: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

Sánchez: 90 mins 3 Bonus Clean Sheet 5 Saves

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Sánchez in GW16

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Sánchez: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Sánchez in GW17

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 away to Newcastle.

Sánchez: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded 3 Saves

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Dúbravka in GW12

Burnley: Lost 0-2 at home to Chelsea.

Dúbravka: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded 3 Saves

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Dúbravka in GW13

Burnley: Lost 3-1 away to Brentford.

Dúbravka: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Dúbravka in GW14

Burnley: Lost 0-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Dúbravka: 90 mins

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Dúbravka in GW15

Burnley: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Dúbravka: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded 6 Saves

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Dúbravka in GW16

Burnley: Lost 2-3 at home to Fulham.

Dúbravka: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Dúbravka in GW17

Burnley: Drew 1-1 away to Bournemouth.

Dúbravka: 90 mins

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Guéhi in GW12

Crystal Palace: Won 0-2 away to Wolves.

Guéhi: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Guéhi in GW13

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-2 at home to Man Utd.

Guéhi: 90 mins Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Guéhi in GW14

Crystal Palace: Won 0-1 away to Burnley.

Guéhi: 90 mins Assist 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Guéhi in GW15

Crystal Palace: Won 1-2 away to Fulham.

Guéhi: 90 mins Goal

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Guéhi in GW16

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-3 at home to Man City.

Guéhi: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Guéhi in GW17

Crystal Palace: Lost 4-1 away to Leeds.

Guéhi: 90 mins Yellow Card 4 Goals Conceded

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Pedro Porro in GW12

Spurs: Lost 4-1 away to Arsenal.

Pedro Porro: 12 mins Yellow Card

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Pedro Porro in GW13

Spurs: Lost 1-2 at home to Fulham.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Pedro Porro in GW14

Spurs: Drew 2-2 away to Newcastle.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Pedro Porro in GW15

Spurs: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins Yellow Card Clean Sheet

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Pedro Porro in GW16

Spurs: Lost 3-0 away to Nott'm Forest.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins Yellow Card 3 Goals Conceded

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Pedro Porro in GW17

Spurs: Lost 1-2 at home to Liverpool.

Pedro Porro: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Senesi in GW12

Bournemouth: Drew 2-2 at home to West Ham.

Senesi: 90 mins Assist Yellow Card 2 Goals Conceded

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Senesi in GW13

Bournemouth: Lost 3-2 away to Sunderland.

Senesi: 90 mins Yellow Card 3 Goals Conceded

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Senesi in GW14

Bournemouth: Lost 0-1 at home to Everton.

Senesi: Did not play.

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Senesi in GW15

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 at home to Chelsea.

Senesi: 61 mins Clean Sheet

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Senesi in GW16

Bournemouth: Drew 4-4 away to Man Utd.

Senesi: 90 mins Yellow Card 4 Goals Conceded

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Senesi in GW17

Bournemouth: Drew 1-1 at home to Burnley.

Senesi: 90 mins

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Reinildo in GW12

Sunderland: Lost 1-0 away to Fulham.

Reinildo: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Reinildo in GW13

Sunderland: Won 3-2 at home to Bournemouth.

Reinildo: 90 mins Assist 2 Goals Conceded

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Reinildo in GW14

Sunderland: Drew 1-1 away to Liverpool.

Reinildo: 90 mins

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Reinildo in GW15

Sunderland: Lost 3-0 away to Man City.

Reinildo: Did not play.

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Reinildo in GW16

Sunderland: Won 1-0 at home to Newcastle.

Reinildo: 90 mins Yellow Card 3 Bonus Clean Sheet

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Reinildo in GW17

Sunderland: Drew 0-0 away to Brighton.

Reinildo: Did not play.

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Estève in GW12

Burnley: Lost 0-2 at home to Chelsea.

Estève: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Estève in GW13

Burnley: Lost 3-1 away to Brentford.

Estève: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Estève in GW14

Burnley: Lost 0-1 at home to Crystal Palace.

Estève: 90 mins

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Estève in GW15

Burnley: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Estève: 90 mins 2 Goals Conceded

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Estève in GW16

Burnley: Lost 2-3 at home to Fulham.

Estève: 90 mins 3 Goals Conceded

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Estève in GW17

Burnley: Drew 1-1 away to Bournemouth.

Estève: Did not play.

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Saka in GW12

Arsenal: Won 4-1 at home to Spurs.

Saka: 90 mins

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Saka in GW13

Arsenal: Drew 1-1 away to Chelsea.

Saka: 90 mins Assist

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Saka in GW14

Arsenal: Won 2-0 at home to Brentford.

Saka: 29 mins Goal

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Saka in GW15

Arsenal: Lost 2-1 away to Aston Villa.

Saka: 78 mins Assist Yellow Card

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Saka in GW16

Arsenal: Won 2-1 at home to Wolves.

Saka: 90 mins 2 Assists 3 Bonus

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Saka in GW17

Arsenal: Won 0-1 away to Everton.

Saka: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Semenyo in GW12

Bournemouth: Drew 2-2 at home to West Ham.

Semenyo: Did not play.

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Semenyo in GW13

Bournemouth: Lost 3-2 away to Sunderland.

Semenyo: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Semenyo in GW14

Bournemouth: Lost 0-1 at home to Everton.

Semenyo: 90 mins

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Semenyo in GW15

Bournemouth: Drew 0-0 at home to Chelsea.

Semenyo: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Semenyo in GW16

Bournemouth: Drew 4-4 away to Man Utd.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal Yellow Card

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Semenyo in GW17

Bournemouth: Drew 1-1 at home to Burnley.

Semenyo: 90 mins Goal 3 Bonus

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Doku in GW12

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Doku: 75 mins

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Doku in GW13

Man City: Won 3-2 at home to Leeds.

Doku: 90 mins

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Doku in GW14

Man City: Won 4-5 away to Fulham.

Doku: 63 mins 2 Assists

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Doku in GW15

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Doku: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Doku in GW16

Man City: Won 0-3 away to Crystal Palace.

Doku: Did not play.

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Doku in GW17

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to West Ham.

Doku: Did not play.

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Sarr in GW12

Crystal Palace: Won 0-2 away to Wolves.

Sarr: 90 mins Clean Sheet

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Sarr in GW13

Crystal Palace: Lost 1-2 at home to Man Utd.

Sarr: 37 mins

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Sarr in GW14

Crystal Palace: Won 0-1 away to Burnley.

Sarr: Did not play.

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Sarr in GW15

Crystal Palace: Won 1-2 away to Fulham.

Sarr: Did not play.

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Sarr in GW16

Crystal Palace: Lost 0-3 at home to Man City.

Sarr: 90 mins

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Sarr in GW17

Crystal Palace: Lost 4-1 away to Leeds.

Sarr: Did not play.

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Caicedo in GW12

Chelsea: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

Caicedo: Did not play.

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Caicedo in GW13

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

Caicedo: 37 mins Red Card

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Caicedo in GW14

Chelsea: Lost 3-1 away to Leeds.

Caicedo: Did not play.

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Caicedo in GW15

Chelsea: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

Caicedo: Did not play.

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Caicedo in GW16

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

Caicedo: Did not play.

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Caicedo in GW17

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 away to Newcastle.

Caicedo: 90 mins Yellow Card

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Haaland in GW12

Man City: Lost 2-1 away to Newcastle.

Haaland: 90 mins

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Haaland in GW13

Man City: Won 3-2 at home to Leeds.

Haaland: 90 mins

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Haaland in GW14

Man City: Won 4-5 away to Fulham.

Haaland: 90 mins Goal 2 Assists 2 Bonus

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Haaland in GW15

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to Sunderland.

Haaland: 68 mins

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Haaland in GW16

Man City: Won 0-3 away to Crystal Palace.

Haaland: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Haaland in GW17

Man City: Won 3-0 at home to West Ham.

Haaland: 90 mins 2 Goals Assist 3 Bonus

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João Pedro in GW12

Chelsea: Won 0-2 away to Burnley.

João Pedro: 75 mins Yellow Card

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João Pedro in GW13

Chelsea: Drew 1-1 at home to Arsenal.

João Pedro: 54 mins

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João Pedro in GW14

Chelsea: Lost 3-1 away to Leeds.

João Pedro: 90 mins

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João Pedro in GW15

Chelsea: Drew 0-0 away to Bournemouth.

João Pedro: 32 mins

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João Pedro in GW16

Chelsea: Won 2-0 at home to Everton.

João Pedro: 80 mins

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João Pedro in GW17

Chelsea: Drew 2-2 away to Newcastle.

João Pedro: 90 mins Goal Yellow Card 1 Bonus

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Thiago in GW12

Brentford: Lost 2-1 away to Brighton.

Thiago: 90 mins Goal Penalty Miss

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Thiago in GW13

Brentford: Won 3-1 at home to Burnley.

Thiago: 90 mins 2 Goals 3 Bonus

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Thiago in GW14

Brentford: Lost 2-0 away to Arsenal.

Thiago: 30 mins

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Thiago in GW15

Brentford: Lost 2-0 away to Spurs.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW16

Brentford: Drew 1-1 at home to Leeds.

Thiago: 90 mins

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Thiago in GW17

Brentford: Won 0-2 away to Wolves.

Thiago: 90 mins

Pos Team Name Price ΣPts Trans. GW12 GW13 GW14 GW15 GW16 GW17 Form GW18 GW19 GW20 GW21 GW22
GKP CHE Sánchez £4.9 67 -0.1% 63110644.8 AVL BOU mci ful BRE
GKP BUR Dúbravka £4.0 46 -0.0% 2123121.8 EVE NEW bha MUN liv
DEF CRY Guéhi £5.3 93 -0.0% 50148114.8 TOT FUL new AVL sun
DEF TOT Pedro Porro £5.3 54 -2.2% 0115011.6 cry bre SUN bou WHU
DEF BOU Senesi £4.9 76 0.2% 32x8143.0 bre che ARS TOT bha
DEF SUN ⛔️ Reinildo £3.9 37 -5.0% 144x10x3.6 ⛔️ LEE MCI tot bre CRY
DEF BUR ⚠️ Estève £3.9 42 -3.0% 33431x2.2 EVE NEW bha MUN liv
MID ARS Saka £10.3 78 -2.4% 45641135.8 BHA AVL bou LIV nfo
MID BOU Semenyo £7.7 99 3.3% x1436104.8 bre che ARS TOT bha
MID MCI ⛔️ Doku £6.4 59 -19.7% 2283xx2.6 ⛔️ nfo sun CHE BHA mun
MID CRY ⛔️ Sarr £6.4 52 -5.8% 31xx2x0.6 ⛔️ TOT FUL new AVL sun
MID CHE Caicedo £5.7 61 -0.1% x-2xxx30.2 AVL BOU mci ful BRE
FWD MCI (C) Haaland £15.1 151 0.5% 2214213169.4 nfo sun CHE BHA mun
FWD CHE João Pedro £7.2 72 -2.3% 1121262.4 AVL BOU mci ful BRE
FWD BRE ⚠️ Thiago £7.1 84 -14.1% 41312224.0 ⚠️ BOU TOT eve SUN che
Sam Romeu £99.2 852 33 30 73 51 67 66 51.6 66.3 65.7 65.5 68.7 70.4

History

GW Score Overall Rank GW Score GW Rank Transfers Taken Total Value
17 852 6.5M 66 6.9M £99.2
16 786 6.4M 67 3.9M £99.2
15 719 6.7M 51 5.1M £99.2
14 668 6.8M 73 2.3M £99.3
13 595 7.5M 30 7.9M £99.6
12 565 7.3M 33 8.5M Kudus (2) → Caicedo (0)
Reijnders (1) → Sarr (3)
Wood (0) → Thiago (4)
gain= 4
£99.6
11 532 7.1M 51 1.2M £99.7
10 481 7.7M 56 9.2M £99.9
9 425 7.3M 35 10.0M £100.2
8 390 6.7M 55 6.8M Gyökeres (2) → Haaland (13)
M.Salah (2) → Saka (7)
gain= 12
£100.2
7 339 6.6M 56 7.5M Aït-Nouri (0) → Senesi (2)
Dewsbury-Hall (0) → Doku (1)
gain= 3
£100.0
6 283 6.4M 28 9.8M £100.0
5 255 4.9M 40 7.3M B.Fernandes (10) → Semenyo (5)
Wan-Bissaka (0) → Guéhi (7)
gain= 2
£100.0
4 215 4.6M 56 8.3M £100.2
3 159 3.4M 49 5.2M Palmer (0) → Reijnders (2)
Marc Guiu (1) → Wood (2)
gain= -1
£100.1
2 114 2.7M 62 2.2M Frimpong (0) → Aït-Nouri (1)
gain= 1
£100.0
1 52 5.2M 52 5.2M £100.0

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